Wokey Kong replaces classic design in new eshop cards
>>736875049>Wokey Kongpost them
>nu-Kong hangs out with a loli>this is woke
Honestly I think the biggest change is actually giving him a defined nose instead of putting his nostrils on his upper lip.
>>736875049"Wokey" Kong gives me an extra dollar so I think he's the clear winner.
>>736875049>Woke is when your eyes move closer together
It was that simple.
>>736875049>>736875136I want the artist to come back. He's funny and I like his style.
>>736875049rare lost
>>736875049Literally basedjacking
>>736875276This but nintendo
So, his personality now is that he makes wacky faces
>>736875137>doesnt rape herfaggot kong
>>736875049She's 13
>>736875446lel
Mandatory Daily Rare was never good
>>736875618Nintendo probably sabotaged them (again)
It’s odd Nintendo used his rare design in the super Nintendo world theme parks. I want a dk bananza style plush pls.
>>736875049AAAAIIIIIEEE THE ORIGINAL DONKEY KONG DESIGN FOR A GAME THAT CAME OUT BEFORE I WAS BORNWHY IS NINTENDO USING THAT DESIGN INSTEAD OF ONE MADE BY BRITS
I like the new DK. He is expressive. Rare DK should have stayed a different reality, far away from the main Mario universe anyway. Country just got too popular.
>>736875049Did jewtendo seriously used to sell $99 cards instead of $100?
>all that detail gone in the design of the cardwow, they're not even trying anymore
>>736875185woke and dei have lost all meaning and are just boogeyman terms used for things people don't like, much like troon and its synonyms
>>736875049>it's woke because uhhhhh he can do more than smile and grimace
>>736876052Woke and DEI mean "bad scary thing I don't like because it's scary and bad because I don't like it". Every time you see someone on 4chan use those words in a derogatory context, picture a scared angry caveman screaming and swinging his club at everything in clubbing range.
>>736876052I'm not convinced woke ever had a meaning
>>736876193I think initially it was used by blacks to show that other blacks have "woken up" to "white privilege" as they put it. Then it became a massive blanket term when any kind of black person is involved in anything ever, and now it's just used for "i dont like this thing"
>>736876193Good goy
>>736876193woke used to mean someone who was up to date on societal issues and shit, nowadays it's a catch-all for 'thing i don't like'
>>736875049Go screw yourself, Eric.I hate you for what you do to this board.I know what your true intentions are.
>>736876191nobody is afraid of you tranny, you're just genuinely that unlikeable that everyone hates you by default. please kill yourself.
>>736875049Nu DK is better
Are we in the minority? It seems most people like redesign. I think. I still hate it.
>>736876625I like it, but I've always thought Rare DK doesn't belong in the Mario universe proper. I prefer old DK IN Country style games. I never liked him next to other Mario chars, looked really weird. I was always under the belief that Country did so well that they just threw him into the mix without much thought, cuz it was the 90s where shit was being thrown at the wall willy nilly.
>>736876193>>736876446It's called well poisoning
>>736876586And the person who posts those terms always posts like this, what I assume is, parody of a poster, just seething with hatred over something every day.
>>736875049rare design is not the classic design retard
>>736876586>>736877012If you aren't scared of trannies, why you do you want them dead?
>>736876193>classics like ham and mustardwhy are brits like this?is the woke filling cheese? god forbid some tomatoes and salad?
Nu-tendo fans, you don't need to pretend to like the new version of DK...
>>736877172Wait, only meant to reply to >>736876586
>>736877172I think he's only pretending to be retarded, as a little joke
>>736875137Grooming kids is leftist behaviour.
>>736875049>Left, wearing the tie like the man he is>Right, his tie is now a leash for his unseen out of frame (((greatest allies))) to lead himWhat did Nintendo mean by this?
>>736877172Is the only emotion you degenerates feel is fear? You can kill for many reasons
>>736877321Anyone who thinks pretending to be retarded is funny isn't actually pretending, they genuinely are retarded.
>>736875049>NOOOOOOOOO STOP REPLACING RARE DK WITH NINTENDO'S DK RARE DK IS A CHA-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0H3JkpxWbw
>>736877442>You can kill for many reasonsYeah, but there isn't a single one you can give that won't make you look bad. So if fear isn't your reason to want trannies dead, what is? Just say it so we can be done with this.
>>736875049The most triggering thing is the necktie is backwards now. what a dumb slob.
>>736876193I believe it was used as in "I was sleepin' to the white man keepin' down us black folk but now I'm woke."
>>736877336didn't you elect a child molestor to own the left?
>736877558Trannies are pedophiles.Pedophiles deserve to be killed.Ergo, trannies deserve to be killed.
>>736877226Why not? You get to pretend to hate it
>>736877758I miss Chunky
>>736877336MIGAtards actually believe this
At least Link is being fixed.
tendies are so fucking autistic it's not even funny anymore
>>736875049Why can't my tie-wearing, banana-loving gorilla be a little more serious? /s
I can not sanction Wokey Kong's buffoonery
>>736876030giftcard designs being less detailed is literally the end of civilization as we know it
>>736878682This is my favorite DK. Kotabe is king.
>>736875049you faggots are still seething about this shit? grow up.
>>736875049Is this another "sonic blue arms" autism thing? I don't get it.
>>736878824your dick can't also go to bed, his 5th movie will never be released.
