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the joke is... sex...
>>736875685It's always funny
>>736875685i dont see any of them having sex though
>>736875685The joke is you never experienced it.
>>736875645heh
>>736876083> Fox man> Turned into a dinosaurWhy even use Fox at this point?
>>736875685No, the joke is that the tree has wood.
>>736875645Fucking lololotrrotk
>>736876083this is the worst thing i have seen in my entire life probablythanks
>>736875685suck a shotgun retard.
>>736876083Hoohohohohho!
>>736876083Holy shit haven't seen this in ages KEK. Thanks for posting this anon.
>>736876083*sigh*would
>>736876774ok what now
>>736876083Holy shit, I haven't seen lust penis in years
>>736877607I accept your concession.
https://litter.catbox.moe/vr56pyqgpjjcvf0n.mp4
>>736876083I read this and barely felt any disgust What have I become
>>736875685Fpbp
>>736876083Holy fucking shit, the me from the past would be grossed out but the me right now is just laughing at thisI've passed the point of no return
>>736876083I fuckin’ love the internet
>there are people who ACTUALLY haven't seen lust penisneo-nu/v/ is real...
>>736878591It’s called the passing of time unc
>>736878591the original file was banned, you get an automatic ban and it won't upload if you try to post it. that's why you wouldn't see it for years. anon must have changed the hash of the .gif to be able to post it
>>736876083Oh man! I'm gonna have to jack off.
>>736877989Desensitized
>>736876083until the statues it was just gross and mildly funny but that was fucking hilarious
>>736875685Is that why you don't get it
>>736876083Is this the "two babies one fox" of the early 2000's?
>>736876083Everyone playing in the cum pool broke me.
>>736875645>>736876083Kekaroo
>>736876083This is the first time I've actually read the whole thing.Amahzin'
>>736878817I think that also happened more recently to the yuri auschwitz gif as well, but I've seen it within the last couple of months so I could be wrong (or it also got its hash switched, it's not that hard).
>>736880356>yuri auschwitz gifexcuse me what
>>736876647lol, faggothttps://web.archive.org/web/20150525090431/http://imgur.com/a/uZUME#0
>>736880356I couldn't care less for yuri if I tried, but I really enjoyed the story.
>>736880461there's a gacha called girls frontline where its guns turns into animes girlssomeone made a yuri manga where the israeli gun girls get sent to aushwitz (ran by the german guns) where one of them gets molested then someone turned the whole thing into a gif and its like 20 minutes long
>>736876647The original Sponegbob gay orgy ms paint comics are worse.
>>736876083Classic
>>736880619imagine this guy making this photoshop and hes constantly alternating between stroking his dick and then the stretch tool lol
>>736875645OH OH OH THATS TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHURTHATS TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR
Jesus, do you kids not know about lust penis rituals? what are they teaching in school?>>736880270A true classic. This thread is getting dangerously refined.
>>736876083Its been years...
hoho hehe
>>736880725I haven't done a tails get trolled readthrough in a while. I wonder if Mossad would let me post it for once? Maybe next weekend.
I'm surprised that no one has ever thought of creating a legendary gif thread yet , as a newfag I only see legendary /v/ posts
>>736880270oh my god is this gonna be every big gif in a row
>>736876083Wat
>>736880270booooo
>>736881565What? It's like you've never been a lust penis before.Next you'll tell me you've never been catapulted into the anus of Pete from goof troop.
>>736875685what happened in the last 10 years that made the entire history of humanity so averse to just the thought of reproduction?
>>736877989a lust penis
>>736881730One word: society
>>736880270Aw, is the one where Mabel kills Pacifica not in here?
>>736880619Aw man, I thought he was going to turn into a dog and then a whole bunch of women would start lusting after him
>>736876083Pussies
>>736876083>You were a lust penis.
>>736881730Zoomers were mind-broken by MeToo and Covid happening during their formative years. So now they're just a bunch of miserable pricks.
>>736880701Holy shit their names are literal guns?
>>736880461Hello, newfriend
>>736882124I wonder how many of us are left that remember where can't show that in a christian manga even comes from. Or even knows about "Horsecock!"On the flipside: At least nobody posts moon over june any more.
>>736876083
>>736882197>I wonder how many of us are left that remember where can't show that in a christian manga even comes fromIt still gets storytimed every Christmas on /co/, so it's at least not wholly forgotten.
>>736880701Not my proudest fap desu
>>736882434God bless their incredibly retarded hearts. The old ways must be kept.
>>736881637anon....
It isn't fucked up but if we're just posting long gifs I'll give this classic.
>>736882521Nah it's a classic, worth sharing anon thank you.I saw someone posting the MMORPG quest version recently too.
>>736882521I swear every forum had at least one dude with this in the signature
>>736882637Or this.
>>736882637>>736882705Goddamn I miss forums. Reddit, Instagram and Twitter are such poor replacements for dedicated topic forums.
>>736875645Le mayo!
>>736875645Ayo is dat triple T my nigga?
>>736875884Congratulations, you're not a footfag.
>>736882521If we're talking classics, it's criminal to not post this.
>>736882869>"Your on!">Charizard dragon Pokemon>Unrelenting Force shout not actually doing anything Lel, What an incredible comic
>>736876083still a million times less disturbing than that weird ms paint obsessing about fingers and crystals in a hospital bed
>>736875685I think the joke is OP is an autistic retard that uses deviantart
>>736876083We should do a Sonichu story hour, like we used too.
>>736876083>The .gif versionYou legend it's been ages but I suppose the time is right.
>>736882705
>>736881637It took me years to realize that the woman is britney spears
>>736882621I knew I could count on you.
>>736883109Oh sweet lord.
>>736883109Jees, I forgot we actually used to talk like this
>>736883084I have made this oil painting in class some years ago, later gifting it to my Marth player friend. I guess I have been unconsciously inspired by this particular tlou2 meme without realizing it,
>>736876083this unironically has better visual storytelling than most professional webcomics ive read.
>>736883245\/\/1-1475 1_1p 4/\/0/\/? F0rg07 j00'r3 1337 13350/\/5?
>>736875645i remember this episodehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUdGRH8NQek
>>736883293I was laughing at it being "the scream" and then I saw the Marth hand and lost my shit. Fucking saved, you should post it in the drawthread.
>>736883293Fuck I didn't see the hand until the other guy mentioned it. That's brilliant.
>>736883293this is fucking amazing
>>736883293Man you should ask your friend to get it professionally scanned, you could sell prints of this thing
>>736883367I genuinely love the image of the dinos splashing each other in the cum pool
>>736883031>hating on crystals1986baka
>>736883293Genuinely hilarious
>>736876083someone repost this as a webm, i aint sittin around waiting for each individual frame
>>736883714>>736883751>double postwho's the baka now
>>736883293oh fuck me that's not actually the final version>>736883668thanks, but this is a shitpost, I can do better than that :^)
>>736877989Same here
>>736876083Could have been written by Alan Moore
>>736883293Pure fucking art. I wish someone would gift me something so good.
>>736882621You know it's a good story when you don't realize 30 minutes have passed while reading/watching it.
>>736883293That's some good shit anon , I guess this board still had some amount of soul
>>736876083https://e621.net/pools/608soulless hd remake
i have to clean my eyes from that furry shit with some yuri kino
>>736880270that dog gif made my cock twitch
>>736875685HahaPingas
>>736883293i love it
>>736882621that was an interesting read but I still don't like yuri (unless it's porn)
>>736884385I was going to say the same but decided not to kek
>>736876083Jesus christ.
>>736883875still beautiful work anon. Makes me want to do a marth version of this.
>>736876083>You were a lust penis.Actually made me laugh like a retard. Thanks anon.
>>736883084Let's not forget the other side
My sonichu medallion from 2014? It took that fat ass like a month to make a ship it but its worth it. I need to commission a classic sonichu art and frame it with the medallion on the wall.
>>736882621>>736884337Between vidya butts and Auschwitz Negev, I am pleasantly surprised that Girls' Frontline 1 has become true chan culture standing side to side with cultural titans like Tsukihime. The game has earned it... the first one, that is.
>>736876083BRO!
>>736883293>>736883875Based.
>>736885575I legitimately expect these to actually be worth something when he actually dies and the mainstream feels comfortable enough to finally put him out there like a timothy dexter story. CWC is genuinely historically notable for several reasons. Not GOOD reasons but the whole phenomenon of their life and the people interacting with it and just being one of the most documented non-people on the internet is genuinely worth study and archiving. Not a -lot- of money, but you know enough to buy more lego minifigs.
>>736885575man imagine if the fucker just actually knuckled down and kept up with making shitty medallions and comic pages, he had such a good thing going and fucked it up even way before the idea guys by just being lazy and falling down the lgbt rabbit hole
>>736885910https://epicgeordi.ytmnd.com/I can hear it.
>>736883404neva 5get
HOwling
>>736883293jej
>>736875645
>>736882407Honestly thought it was made by the same guy who made tails gets trolled
>>736886082I don't think I've ever read this but I always make sure there's airman at the bottom
>>736885575I wouldn't keep that if I were you , horrible things have happened to people who kept this necklace near them , even more so to the people who wore it on their necks
>>736876083that was very funny but why am I horny
>>736883293gem alarm
>>736886112I have some variants. It mostly stems from an anti-woman rhetoric comic.>>736886119That anon said he had it since 2014. He is apparently immune to its affects.
>>736876083I probably haven't seen this in fifteen years...Thanks for the trip back in time
>>736884337This got already posted
>>736882924sauce on the hentai?
>>736883293fucking lol
>>736886281Boku no pico. You're welcome.
This thread has caused me to reach deep inside my archives for the oldest image numbers, to locate my most powerful magic.
>>736876083Well, at least he gets turned back to normal. That alone makes this one of the tamest fetish comics.
...but CAN I haz cheezburger, though?
>>736886568sup
>>736886568
>>736886568>>736886774>13>10Holy shit.Too bad I lost an HDD from 2012, where my eternal newfag ass first came here, otherwise I'd have something older with me.
>>736876340are you unfamiliar with Dinosaur Planet?
>>736876083every single time it fucking kills me there was literally no point to this ritual involving enormous stone statues and bio-fusing a giant penis to one
>>736886753
>>736886895im one of those spergs who took the whole "always make backups!1" thing seriouslykinda worked out for me tho
>>736887047heh...
>>736885886That's how I see him. Hes a rep of the early social media and all the bad stuff that happened. Hes historically interesting
>>736886895Yeah I could reach way deeper if I only managed to keep an unbroken line of pictures saved. Currently the folder labaled 'dank memes' is 60 gigs and that's actually the one two computers back, it probably adds up to 100 between the three of them.
>>736876083reptilians do this btw
>>736887047For instance, penises.
>>736885886NO SHAQ YOU CAN'T BE NO SHERIFF>hey you got any drugs?CAN YOU MAKE A FREE THROW?
>>736886774you got me beat, oldest timestamped one i still havei used to rename all of them before this
>>736876083>deleted 4 (four) hours after the factfor what purpose
>>736887702You gotta be gay to think that
I remember seeing Bobbing For Tommy posted here. Then the sequel. Magical times.
>>736887408If a chad said this everyone would clapbut alas, it was said by a chud
>>736875685
>>736887893ah I'm sorry, got to keep this from turning into a LOL thread
>>736887893>image for antspardon me
>>736887730Telling me this website is so dead the best we could muster is one janny the gif is probably older than to deal with it.
>>736883293Fucking legendary.
>>736886895We old posting?
why so many of these memes are like a bunch of text? im not reading all that
>>736886774Jesus. I mean I lost all mine multiple times over over the years but I vaguely remember being in the 11 series when I first started posting in like...2009? Ish? Weird to think that /b/ has been a thoroughly desolate wasteland of the exact same threads longer than it was ever remotely viable now.
>>736876083nice
>>736886774The best that I have is a 12. 16 years since I watched TTGL on Youtube and I still think it's the best shit ever.
>>736887783Is that the guy in the pool that penis vores someone? You'll have to forgive me, time makes fools of us all. Very tempted to go thermonuclear and post pete time, but it's a cozy thread so far.
>>736876083What did I miss out on, lads?
>>736888368>>736884306A gif of the original version of this which is probably older than a fair few people posting here.
>>736888312That's the one. The one with the crystal that turns the guy into a horse was also hilarious.
>>736885954ytmnd was peak early 2000s
>>736880619i love how drawn out it is, information that could have been a single panel stretched to 3 pagesit really is about the journey, not the destination
>>736883293
>>736888595It's where I was before this. Stuff like Albinoblacksheep and some other websites now long lost to the dusts of time, then YTMND, then here. Weird to think of how many things mattered that are now completely fucking irrelevant. Like uh, what was that guy with the eyepatch who made the joke about slitting wrists up the highway not across the street and was like a proto internet hardman? Maddox? Maddox. That guy.
>>736888651ffs lol
>>736875685I giggled a little because it's fucking retarded.
>>736888689
>>736888783That's the one I was really searching for, yes.
>>736888783I tried to watch bleach finally last year because it was randomly on one of my country's on-demand streaming things.I've got to be honest I'd have fucking loved it when I was 14 but now it's genuine agony to try and watch. It is literally every cliche at once. Plus it's clear they had a shoestring budget early on and had like 3 music tracks to play for any scene for like 3 seasons.
This may very well be my favourite image on the internet. I will go to sleep with this one.
>>736888826https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNUNx319UCM
>>736888950>The snickers era>The Bitstrips eraWhat other periods were influenced by like one thing?
>>736883293The Mona Lisa's been awful quiet since this dropped.
>>736888718maddox? I remember his "critiquing kids bad art" and "how to kill yourself like a man"think he turned into a total fag but some of his early stuff was kind of funny
>>736889089Oh yeah product of his time internet persona etc etc. My point was more that they basically are a non-entity now. Some stuff sticks but some stuff just becomes utterly irrelevant.
>>736883293Did you actually make this? This is incredible
>>736888368I think you deserve to see it
>>736888880It was agony to watch even as a teen.>enough talk, ichigo! let us fight!>but first heres my sad backstory and 3 episodes worth of flashbacks
>>736889117oh yeah no I agree, I was just sayingit was a simpler timethe internet simultaneously had less and more
>>736889172Incredibly based. >>736889186I didn't even think of having to watch it weekly. Even DBZ had less filler. holy shit that must have been awful anon.
>>736881696are you talking about the boxing one
>>736889189Right, I got you.My favourite "how the fuck is this still going?" is Megatokyo. Who the -fuck- is still reading megatokyo?
>>736889317THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU
>>736889295I see you too are a man of culture.
>>736883293you're a good friend lol.
>>736889398Gentlemen, it's about to be an honour.
>>736889398god fucking damnit
>>736889462It's pete time.
>>736882197I remember Horsecock, his weapon of choice seemed strange but I guess he was in it for the lulz instead of the torture
>>736889538>B-but anon the adverstisers!!!HA HAhahaH HAHAHA
>>736889574>>736889548Oh for sure. I just miss story time.
Now THIS is a throwback. God bless you anon.
>>736889616
>>736889648
>>736889648The fuck you mean AGAIN????
>>736889689>>736889705heh
>>736876083was this the lust penis gif?
>>736889745And this is what it means to go even further beyond! FEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNTTTTTTTTTTT>>736889753Yeah some other anon posted it above again if you miss it.
>>736889689He didn't take a shit for a week?
>>736889515i'm envious at how cute shen's style has gottenyou did good, bikecuck.. real good..
>>736889792Kino or as our ancestors used to say epic.
>>736889836fin.
>>736889172>>736889792Fuuuuuuuuuuckmight as well
Since we're posting literal shitpost comics does anyone have the stupidly well illustrated story comic of Samus doing an other M diatribe explanation of why she wears diapers? I can't for the life of me find it anywhere, I'm actually amazed no one uses it for making for of Other M in the metroid threads.
>>736887203>you can't be undercover shaq, you six foot eight foot 12
>>736886568The more things change, the more they stay the same.
>>736889172>what happened?>You were a lust penisFucking kek
>>736887730the jannies were getting too horny reading it
>>736889994fucking newfags
>>736889792why didn't he get up and shit the rest into the toilet instead of on the floor
>>736890051I may be a newfag, but it's been a long time since I have seen that one. Sometimes shit you haven't seen in some time can be funny again.
>>736889832yeah but he is a beta male, not worth it
>>736883293Anyone got that fox mspaint where he gets zapped by a giant blue laser?
/v/ used to be 30% threads like this all day
>thought this was the lol thread>it is actually the furry faggot thread/v/ has fallenmillions must become lust penis
>>736890105Why was he holding his shit in for a week? Who knows.
>>736890237We're all having fun mid 2000's style and you're being a big stinky zoomie.
>>736889960Do you REALLY need Metroid threads to get any worse?
>>736890285If I truly am a stinky zoomie, then why do I have these digits?
it's crazy how many uncs still browse here they always come out of the woodwork for threads like these lmaooo
>>736890415fuck
>>736890415Rekd
Anyone remember the bridge dragon comic?
>>736890415>trying to get dubs on /v/>ISHYGDDT
>>736890453you are 37
>>736889832Shen's turnaround makes him the new Ronnie in my book. Not as good as Old Ronnie, because Reboot Ronnie just isn't good. The bar is lowered considerably, but Shen still deserves praise for his turnaround.
>>736890206those were better times
>>736890576
>>736890618
>>736890618he's gonna rape them, isn't he
>>736890650
>>736890697
>>736890671wait a minute
>>736890749
>>736890393First of "yes". Second I more so personally want it because it's just hilarious. Like someone legit paid $2000+ for this comic strip. You think it's going to be some legendary fan comic and it just devolves into basically a more melodramatic personification of her being a baby shitting herself. It's like the Zootopia Abortion comic, they're rare gems that must be preserved just for the shock value.
>>736890795
>>736890847What a nice ending but in reality 4chan will never ever go away and I will browse until the day I dieI hope my last post is calling someone a faggot while I have my last stroke
>>736882987You forgot>white hair
>>736876083the image was deleted, but by looking at the replies, I know EXACTLY what this was
>>736890415A for effort
>>736890594new thread. hop in
>>736891064cringe bro. ur thread will never take offr8ude to post it in this very good thread
>>736890847I heard social media is finally dying off, numbers are down as zoomers are checking outin 40 years the internet will be back to how it was in the 90s
>>736889873Fukkin kek. Never thought of see it Again
>>736890907Oh, 4chan will indeed die one day. It already almost did, multiple times. This last time was extra scary though. I always thought the ride never ends, but, with all the bullshit in the world and everyone with the ability to do so trying to claim control over the internet, one day we will lose. It is only a matter of time. Nothing lasts forever.
>>736890847I still remember that anon from this year's harmony day who supposedly became an oji san.
>>736887981that anon should have known it wasn't actually *his* waifu that other anon was fucking, it was some other girl dressed up to look like his waifu
>>736891210Thats the thing 4chan dying is actually the good ending that I will not be granted
>>736891210One can only hope.
>>736881730We gave faggots and lesbians too many rights.
>>736891315to be able to talk about it in the past tense and say ahh wasnt that great oh no I wont get that I will get my 82 year old ass on here and shitpost because Ive already been doing it for 20 years
spastic willy lifter threadpingcel bounce off
fear
>>736881730Giving women rightsthis is not a new thing it has happened in the past many times, things will go back to "normal" in 50 years, although the normal is the constant ride that goes up and down over and over and people think its progress when it isnt
>>736875645MY PING A LINGMY PING A LINGI WANT YOU TO PLAYWITH MY PING A LING
>>736891431
>>736891210Theres more boards than this one. I browse multiple. Maybe one day they'll all die and that'll be it. I wasted a lot of time here vut you know what? Its veen pretty fun.
>>736891464why is he on stage? hyper good lightingfeeling the drill? ping ur done in
harmony day was two months ago you dont get any more nostalgia threads
>>736891601
ping musichave u ever heard ping music /v/?wish i could make ping music,..
>>736888238Learning how to read was the style of the time
>>736891674What the hell is ping music?
>>736889960Fuck you for making me remember it for a split second before subconsciously memoryholing it.
pingcel
>>736882621How is this how I learn about the whole penal badge system? I didn’t know there was an entire color coded system besides the Jew star. That makes a lot of sense from a cataloging and identifiability perspective.
>>736886774I love bald eagles so much
>>736883109https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABGvDVdDuwQ
>>736891949Yeah, they were assigned to make sure they went into the right gas showers to make sure they got the right dosage.
>>736891743I knew this was based on a song since forever but I only listened to it the other day and holy shit was I extremely disappointed in how it was the most generic metal song ever
only real oldniggas remember an hero
>>736886264Not as good as this one.
>>736891945Holy fuck I haven't seen this in so long
>>736881931Nah I was expecting it after the bedside one.How many different versions are there? I need to see how long it could be with every different edit
make sure to save for future stickies
>>736892786and this one
>>736881730Porn addiction's jokes aren't funny.
>>736887730their internet is bogus, it took that long for the gif to load
>>736892193>most of the old phrases that used to circulate around here have almost completely vanishedI don't even see shitstorm or lurk moar anymore. Make it stop.
2005's never coming back. Stop trying to make it happen. Moot has long since forsaken us.
>>736891210I just wish there were good alternatives out there so I can satisfy this urge for anonimity I will never get anywhere else.
>>736892890i still tell fags to lurk moar, occasionally
>>736885975genuine chuckle
>>736882197>Horsecock!That's from Crossed right? Thank FUCK that didn't get a netflix adaptation lmao.
>>736893023i don't even care about the anonymity at this point, there's just no real alternative for shitposting, memes, porn, and actual vidya discussion all in one bundle. any time i try to post anything negative about any game on leddit it immediately gets downvoted to hell
>>736889991I remember when greentext first started really being used for sarcasm on a wide-scale and people treated it back then like posting a soijak now.I wonder how 4chan would have changed if it continued being unwelcome behavior
>>736893023There are many altchans but as long as the great cyst that is 4chn sucks up the majority, you'll never see more than 100 posts a day on a quick board.This is fine, of course. It fits the ideal of having something else to do with your time and simply checking in once or twice a day rather than sitting her refreshing the catalog during your free time, but that's not how I figure a good few browse a board like /v/ live.The great Exodus of last April (it really has been a year, huh?) showed that many will scatter and find their homes in other alts but until the great satan is gone for good, they will never stay for too long.
>>736884385You sick fuck anonI remember seeing it as a wee lad and it definitely fired up some neuronsGetting access to sites like newgrounds as a 10 year old probably wasn't for the best but fuck it's better than all the sterilized shit of today.
>>736876083A gif by Hideo Kojima
>>736886994You're doin' God's work anon.
>>736893621thanks /b/rother
>>736893879Remember CHEMO?That entire cancer meme culminated into the 3AB comic.
>>736892193Mspaint days were a better time
>>736893940ive forgotten more than i still remember
>>736893901I remember seeing this once before and I don't even know where the fuck dumbshit like this comes from. I remember bash.org having loads of dumb IRC chat logs tho.
>>736894151it comes from the same place as anything else, some bored motherfucker with a computer and free time
>>736876083it was fox turning into a giant penis comic wasn't
>>736894223yeah
>>736889315Probably the author, since he's probably self-inserting as half the characters and outside-the-fourth-wall-but-not-real audience by now.
>>736881730Half the board is just porn
easily best thread on /v/ in a whilewhy can't every vidya "lol" comic thread be this good?
>>736883293>memes for birthdaysOne of my buddies got obsessed with drawing druids and hiding them in my house, specifically after reading that one screencap of an anon doing the same (albeit printing them) - about eight or so years ago. Then later on, he did a Handler druid as a present, her because we both found her annoying.I still have it. Meanwhile the guy isn't common or subtle on /v/ as he used to be.
>>736886548Can't believe this goofy little gif from an eon ago is how I find out how Patton dies.
>>736894202dont...
>no subway
>>736892832The first image I ever saved here was Azumanga. The second was Stalin with pokemon.
>>736894742These are the oldest pics I have. I started browsing in 05, but these are dated files are dated from 09.
>>736894045>used to hate ms paint spam>now miss it more than anythingI didn't know how good we had it.
>>736894151i wrote this copypasta back in the late 00s, giving a quick description of every board, for some dude who was asking on /g//a/ - CODE GEASS CODE GEASS CODE GEASS/an/ - lets post cat image macros til we puke!/b/ - U LAFF U LOSE, POST ENDING IN 9 NAMES MY CAT xD/c/ - pedos in denial/cgl/ - kipi > ugly fat western women/ck/ - fat people/cm/ - pedos in denial/co/ - you think /g/ are basement dwellers?/d/ - faggots in denial (dick"girls")/e/ - somewhere between porn and not porn, you find fail/fa/ - shit was SO cash/fit/ - SHIT WAS SO CASH/g/ - windows vs mac vs linux/gif/ - poor man's porn/h/ - weeaboo porns/hc/ - porn for real men/hr/ - pointless, just let all boards have high res image uploads/jp/ - TOUHOU HIJAK xD/k/ - faggots in denial/m/ - boring power rangers animes/mu/ - fags pretending to be sophisticated, lying about listening to classical music/n/ - whatever, better than the religionfest news board before it/o/ - jeremy clarkson circle-jerk/p/ - boring cunts taking shitty photos no one likes/po/ - even more boring than /p//r/ - where half of 4chan SHOULD be at any given moment/r9k/ - for a minute there it looked like /b/ 3 years ago/s/ - WHO IS DIS RANDOM CAMWHORE? SAUCE PLOX/sp/ - pricks who think american football is a sport/t/ - japanese scat/tg/ - even further into that dark corner of the basement than /co//toy/ - where all mac threads should be moved to/trv/ - fags asking where to go, and what to do when they get there, over and over/tv/ - DARK KNIGHT DARK KNIGHT DARK KNIGHT/u/ - cartoon lesbian porn/v/ - /b/, except 90% of the fags there are nintendofags frothing at the mouth/w/ - code geass wallpapers/wg/ - jeff goldblum/x/ - THEN WHO WAS PHONE?/y/ - faggots
>>736888595https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-DMIf-WZYUYTMND was where I learned the art of lurking before I came to 4chan and started pouring over all the ED articles around 2009
>>736894635>Porn>Gacha>FOTM shillingWelcome to /v/!
>>736894686desu this thread is pretty much taking a page from when they were "vidya autism" threads (peak LOL threads)
>>736894948This one is from early 2010.
>>736894968>/b/ - U LAFF U LOSE, POST ENDING IN 9 NAMES MY CAT xDHow late are we talking? Because I remember it being mostly overrun with porn and attentionwhoring normalfags in '08 and '09.
>>736895061
>>736889648>AgainNani the FUCK??
>>736895108'09 was the scientology protest year, i stopped going there around that time
>>736894961did oldfags really?
>>73689510808 there were still demotivational threads at least.If Blastoise was my Dad things would be different.I remember a very in-depth greentext story one anon made about all the 00s tripfags being pitted against eachother in some wacko gladiator arena while anons cheered and watched. Ended up with some of the tripfags slaughtered and sodomized.
>>736895186>>736895206Did we what? Have it better than you'll ever know? Yes.
>>736894202
I miss /jp/'s 2AM threads
>>736895108The real tipping point was Japan Time, because more and more of /b/ moved to /v/ for that. By 2010-2011 /b/ turned into mostly gay porn threads and functionally ceased to exist.
>>736895389
>>736895186Wonder if Hark! A Vagrant is still going
>>736895260>>736895404I've been here for over 21 years now and I think Japan Time was the best it ever got on /v/.
Recently I found some old CDs with a bunch of family pictures dated back to 2005. I remember back then I had a folder with a bunch of cool video game wallpapers, somehow I found a CD with them and they are still so awesome.I also found an anime girl with fat tits I had hidden somewhere that I thought was lost to time and now that I have the pic I can't find sauce for it proving that I would never find it normally.I'd upload it but catbox is being a nigger now.
>>736891210Everything lasts forever, that is the truth of the world. Everyone's souls, memories, thoughts, the world itself and the Afterlife. Everyone has more than enough proof of this, this thread is proof enough.
where do you fit on the scale, /b/?
>>736895564ever and always a newfag
>>736895235>if Blastoise was my dad was '08Holee fuck, I've been here too long
>>736895515just reverse image search it?
>>736875645God, I wish that were my ping-a-ling.
>>736895464>>736895452Don't look up what happened to Kate unless you want to be sad. Instead, here's a doodle from Nat Allegri that she posted on /co/ when Adventure Time first started. I just met her at an event last month and she was happy when I mentioned I still had a few of these.
>>736895564newfag )`;
>>736895564>tfw you realize 90% of current /v/ wouldn't even fit on this timeline
>>736895515pls uploadpostimagesdotorg can do it
>>736895564The accursed, eternal newfag.
>walk into gamestop>doors slam shut behind me, blowing a gentle breeze through my trenchcoat>walk towards the cashier, each step echoing between the shelves and game cases as I walk forwards in slow motion>turn to my side, draw my finger pistols, and click em at a girl>her face goes red, she giggles>throw my trenchcoat backwards with my other hand, turn to the girl on my right and flex my rippling abs>she puts her hand over her mouth and turns to her friend, both blushing and smiling to each other>spot my target at the far end of the store, a foxy girl workin' the cash register>quicken my pace, as I near the register she turns around and notices I'm there>giggles and smiles at me, "h-hi, how would I- uh-h help you today?">smile at her, "I'd like to preorder a copy of GTA five">"s-sure, that'll be 59.99 p-plus tax">toss a small scrap of paper on the desk, tip my sleek sunglasses down, and with a wink say "I hope that'll be enough">she looks at the paper>my phone number is written on it>"y-yeah that's sounding f-fine!">"good, then if you don't mind I've got other matters to attend to">"o-oh of course, g-goodb- uh- see you later!">as I'm walking out the door she yells to me "thanks for the number!">stop, and turn to face her, with a tip of my fedora I tell her>"you too">girl faints right where she's standingFuckin' Gamestop
>>736895389For me it was late 2am cytube (or the other one before that) and those random streams playing old 90s/00s anime/movies/cartoons.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiYmk1sBqCo
>>736895564nobody will dare make categories after 2016 cause its too heinous to think about
>>736895564oldfagbeen coming here for over 22 yearsi will be here forever
>>736895564>implying I'm cancer
>>736895607Where did that even come from? A forum post or someshit that got turned into a comic right?I've been here for way too long but there's no where else that's even a modicum better.
>>736895609I did, there's no fucking sauce, I even used saucenao, tineye and others, no luck.>>736895672Thanks anon.https://postimg.cc/hJFjgpddI wonder if it's from some PC98 game
>>736895745Whoa! An animated museum piece.
>>736883293there were a few versions of the marth and fox Lou2 meme. I'll see if i can't find the other.
>>736895564Cancer.
>>736895791holy shit>I wonder if it's from some PC98 gamelooks like it, at least its from that era
>>736876083>babby zoomers and elder gen alpha getting exposed to lust penis for the first timeYep I remember being 14 and questioning my sexuality after watching it for the first time. Im a 28 year old vet now but those memories are still fresh on my mind
>>736895452It ended years ago, like maybe 2016? Might have been earlier than that even, 2015, when she switched to other projects. The author threw up one last post and doodle years later to say it was officially over.
>>736895812>>736883293
>>736895785you were the cancer back then, but these days i'd prefer cancer over full-blown AIDS
This used to get posted semi-frequently.
>>736886572What the fuck happened to the internet?Seriously, what is this!?and why did they stop making things like this :(
>>736895898We're far beyond isotope-235 AIDS.I feel like rapture happened and we got left behind.
>>736895791look up strip poker/mahjong games from the pc98 era
>>736895607
>>736895923never seen it and ive been here since 2009
>>736895943The answer to why something is worse is phones. Every. Time.
>>736896005This is the rapture, and the rest of the world is trapped in here with us.
>>736895691>No mention of spaghettiAlmost anon.
>>736895693Oh yeah, I forgot all about those. I have some swf's from /f/ that I think just acted as a redirect or something that did the same thing. I tried to find it in my folder but there's too many. But I did learn that the VIP vidya playlist is still uphttps://www.vipvgm.net/
>>736889873Something about these weird fetish comics always slightly turns me on. Something about how retarded it is makes me want to sexually dominate whoever makes this shit or something. It is strange but I've had this sort of feeling from a young age, where some kinds of frustration and annoyance turns into arousal. I suppose I also like the ruination, reminds me of being young and wanting to troll people who annoyed me on the Internet.
>>736895923Think this got made into a couple templates.Edits and templates were all the rage back then.
>>736895842>>736896054That was very amazing to 10 year old me, I probably googled big anime tits or something like that to find it. It's still pretty good even today, now I'm off to find where it's from.
>>736884337
>>736893367Zone-tan was some great babysitting for 10 year old me when my parents were out of the house.
>>736895564>been here slightly before the first Habbo raidfeels good, man
>>736896356I remember those. This one also had a few variants, but it didn't last very long.
>>736895923This was common in promotions threads.
>>736876083MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
How's moot these days?
>>736896356>a coupleCouple hundred
I memberry when the 4chan minecraft server was the big deal. And I joined the /k/ group and it was a blast for all 2 days it lasted before dissolving. Christ what year was that?
>>736896459same, the yoshinoya/bargiko raids were fun as fuck
>>736896238>VIP vidya playlistWhen did this thing get made because I remember finding the original flash back in like 07 before I even knew what 4chan or even SA or YTMND was.It somehow popped up on a google result when I was looking for shit to do during computer class. Surprisingly the site wasn't blocked at all or atleast not the flash player portion.
>>736876083What the fuck
the internet will never be fun again
>>736895564oldfag
>>736892034lmao faggot mastodon is the shit
>>736896723
>>736876083Was it the tails on the bench thing?
>>736895693Oh I found it. Of course I had to sort by date and go from the oldest. It was called WetV. The flash doesn't work anymore of course, this is the only thing that works still. I miss /f/ so much
>>7368955642014.
>>736878591I've been here for 16 years and somehow never came across it
>>736896776why did they kill /f/?it was very fucking recent tooglobohomo scared of a comeback or what? we know steve jobs killed flash for a reason
>>736895564>been here for 17 years>still a newfaggod damn it
>>736896915I kind of get it, it was just endless reposts, there was zero original content in this day and age.The last one I have saved is "goodbye /f/" saved on april 1, 2025
>>736897009at least we still have swfchan
postan the oldest 4chan thread i have saved
>>736896915I thought flash was so deprecated that it became a risk and a backdoor for the siteI also heard it was one of the reasons the site went down a year ago for a week.
>>736897192
I've never done this, but I probably should.
>>736897242>I also heard it was one of the reasons the site went down a year ago for a week.fuck off mossad/eglin
>>736895404It's been a good while since I last saw a dragon dildo unboxing thread.
>>736896568
>>736897442
>>736895235I want to FUCK white Korra!
>>736896356>>736896568>>736897442>>736897501
>>736897501Why am I green
>>736897507White Korra wants to FUCK Anons!
>>736897540>>736896356
>>736886887I'm legit ass rattled because I made like 4 edits of this template and I cannot remember what they were.I have shit going back all the way to 2007 stored away and backed up, yet all of MY own shit is somewhere in the abyss of dead archives.FUCK
>>736886774>mewgenics.jpg
>>736897764if it makes you feel better, I'm sure it's on some other anon's hard drive, somewhere
>>736895564Once a Newfag, always a Newfag.
>>736897873Fuck you, lost
>lost my pre-2010 folder thanks to a fireI feel so left out
>>736883293AI sloppa
>>736883293I laughed, good shit
>>736898085
>>736876083>all these newfags who've never seen lust penis
Foam Adventure
>>736890206The newfags complaining about porn and offtopic today will never fail to make me laugh, they'd have a conniption if they knew what things were like back then
>>736898372imagine one of those sensitive newbabbies seeing BABY FUCK for the first time, lmao
>>736898448i dont get it
>>736898372ehh people complained about it back then tooand honestly it wouldn't be as fun without these faggots sperging out in every thread like it's going to make a difference
>>736898501it's a clever joke. Lanolin ithe sheep s a busty character from the Sonic comic.Lanolin is also the fat from the whool. It's used as a cream for nipples.
>>736898514the difference is the complaining now always frames it as some brand new grand conspiracy or something, as if the board has never been this bad before, when the hotpockets are stricter than ever before
>>736898578
>>736898219>currently working at a label printing facility as a manager>we get a new order that uses new materials>ceo (small business) says i absolutely cannot fuck this order up, says only i am allowed to print it>foam. the labels will have a foam backing>open the box of rolls>massive rolls of foam, 24 of them. they stand up to your waist>all i can think of is foam adventures>have to hold in my laughter/cringe while trying to triple-check absolutely everything lest we get fired
ho ho ho
I feel like I'm the only one who remembers.
>>736898926Do mods still nuke 4AM threads?
>>736883839I remember that eipsode
>>7368989264am threads? Explain the shrek and samus
>>736885575>There are potentially 200 cursed sonichu amulets in circulationNo wonder the world's been fucked lately
>>736899098>act 3 finally came out
>>736899071>>736899098I guess I am
>>736876083I hate to think what the youngfags would do back in the CWC days pre-kiwifags.
>>736899235I must have missed it
>>736899098
>>736899374Dumb threads like these were the best. Just an anon playing vidya with other anons as commentary.
>>736899071I've seen them get consistently moved to /b/, so yes
>>736899407>>736899409I can't tell what's worse, a lack of moderation or malicious moderation.
>>736891210If 4chan ever died, something would take it's place.Spaces like these are defined by it's users. This space exists because there is enough demand from it's users to insist upon using it despite how blatant it's issues are. If anything ever happened to completely shutdown 4chan for good whether it be financial pressure, regulations, censorship, admin incompetence the end result would be migration to new spaces.
>>736894202Wonder if he ever got back at them.
>>736899294https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwAizIpP7qYsay what you will about justin coolidge, he is a master of musical craftanyone have his bladder teleportation image?
>>736899452It's easy to say that, but the death of a place always forces a diaspora. There would be no consensus of where to go next, and many altchans already attract the worst elements of this place who busy themselves poisoning the well. It's not the wild west anymore and any site trying to do what 4chan does without 4chan's history would be rightfully viewed as suspect.
gr8 thread I r8 8/8 m8s
>>736899442Sometimes I feel like the only person that actually likes Maroon 5
>>736899442Epilogue is missing.
>>736900101It is easy to say that, but it is the innevitablity.The difference between altchans of the past and altchans in a future where 4chan isn't around is that you can't fall back on using 4chan.4chan's only real advantage in the modern day is that it is well known and has a huge userbase. If any other alt chan had the same scandals and exposing of blatant admin abuse that happens here on a daily basis, they would had been abandoned within a year. Better alt-chans do exist in the sense of either being better organized, better ran, or having better security and moderation. The only reason why they don't take off is because everyone keeps coming back here at some point because it is just where everyone chooses to be. I really do think the mods take for granted just how much of 4chan's relevance is from it's legacy and not anything it actually has going on right now.
>>736899886For me, it's "I Hate This Windows Vista Tonight."
>>73689945295% would just migrate to non imageboardsout of basically every altchan that has popped up in the last decade, the /vt/ one is the only one that gathered any form of steam during the hackeverywhere else showcased itself to be somehow more incompetent or worse than 4chingles8ch/v/ gets a bonus point for just being an unholy rapebaby of /vg/ and /v/ combined, it even comes with a head janny that's basically abib and rapeape combined with the worst feats of both>80% of traffic comes from a gacha general>18% comes from the dall-e general and gamergate general
>>736900506how does one even find altchans worth a damn?
>>736901128i still smile when the card stand is mentioned. what hoodlums.
I remember how sick to my stomach I got when I first saw the original gifs. Good times.
>>736895564Cancer in terms of posting here, pre-fag in that my GoGaia account is older than this website
>>736882621mf did I just read 45 minutes of the most fucked up Yuri ever?You son of a bitch.