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>>736876438mating press bait
>would
Very high sexual appeal.
>>736876438that's supposed to be male?
>>736876438till she squeals
>>736876438W-why is that pig looking at me like that
>>736876438pig sex
>>736876438I refuse to accept this as a Pokémon
>>736876438piggers are cool
>>736877517its called lechungus
>>736877517Its literally my mom's pig. Its like if you took my mom's pig and put it into the game.
>>736877691Anon you should have sex with your mom's pig.
>>736877691can you show me to your mom's pig please
I don't like the yellow eyelashes. They make me think of grease
pig pussy
>>736876552>>736876706>>736877145>>736877407>>736878127That's a dude.
>>736878208WEW>>736878554Yes, and?
i'm all about lewding pokemon but honestly this particular topic just makes me think of that one black mirror episode
>>736876438I love Ham!
>>736876552>>736876706>>736876819>>736876930>>736877050>>736877145>>736877407>>736877886It's just a big fat pig with nasty yellow gunk in its eyes that smells like AXE body spray. I can comprehend most of the other shit you degenerates want to stick your dicks in, but in this case, I just can't. Even if you're sick enough in the head to want to fuck a cartoon pig, not even a cartoon pig-person, That yellow gunk ought to be a deal breaker, right? Do you creeps want to lick that shit off its face or something? Lechonk and Oinkologne are Pokemon I've always considered unusually disgusting in a polite context, so seeing so many people who want to fuck them is completely baffling to me.Is this a bit? Everyone wants to fuck all the other Pokemon, so we might as well pretend we want to fuck the obviously disgusting high school locker room-scented pig with shit in its eyes. Is that the idea?
>>736879589i want to fuck the team star girls but no one draws them
>>736879589>It's just a big fat pig
>>736879589i think it's just the fact that we've reached the point where a typical thread goes like>OP image of any particular pokemon>replies filled with variations on I WANNA FUCK ITit really isn't hard to figure out. /v/ is a pokephile board.
>>736879659i like the one with the oni face paint and the one with the funny big boots
>>736879589>smells like AXE body sprayI think part of the problem is you're assuming it smells like the most disgusting "deodorant" known to man. That alone would be enough to turn even the most devoted of pokefuckers off.
>>736879868the one with the big boots is hot
>>736880057Its ass is a sphere and it has a big, pendulous gut. Do you really expect me to "get it" looking at that? You're out of your mind.
>>736880073its rarely shown, but she has a unique and funny walk cycle because of said big boots Mela, btw
>>736876438>That's the male>THIS is the femaleCurious...
>>736880176>You're out of your mind.I like monobutts, so yeah I already knew that.
>>736880248lol what a goofy walk
>>736876438i didn't even know this pokemon existed but it's quite sexy
>>736880176faggot
>>736879589>It entrances female Pokémon with the sweet, alluring scent that wafts from all over its body. >This Pokémon sends a flowerlike scent wafting about. Well-developed muscles in its legs allow it to leap more than 16 feet with no trouble at all.>This is a meticulous Pokémon that likes to keep things tidy. It shrouds itself in a floral aroma that soothes the Pokémon around it. Which of these descriptions gave you the impression of them smelling like sweaty high school boys?
post more underrated sexy pokemon
>>736880248>Attacks you with her carFun fight as well.
>>736876819
>>736881264My QUEEN!
>>736881264she looks like she falls in love with her male human trainer and pecks males of her species to death
>>736881264
>>736881264this grass deer has needed more porn since the day she was revealed
>>736881264its so beautiful
>>>/vp/
>>736881264Plebeians will never understand.
>>736881315There's a certain type of Pokemon fan that was absolutely mindbroken by the dexcut and spends all their time trying to "force the franchise to fail" I assume that's what this is
>>736881406very weird pick and for the longest time i disliked this mon because i liked surskit more but i can see the appeal now>>736881459>>736881460good picks>>736881546i think you forgot your image
>>736881841I didn't. I was referring to Espathra in the first place.
>>736881949i understand
>>736876438>>736876930What the? Why is a pig making me feel this way...
>>736882117because it's not a "pig", it's a pokemon. and pokemon = sexo.
Porking the poke pig.
>>736882730mmm porkchops
remember when dorito pope fucked miss piggy
>>736882730WEW
>>736881460You could've gotten a better picture of it. That huge bird is in the way!
>>736881841Masquerain is extremely underrated as a whole, not just as a hole.
>>736881315That’s the point, it’s suppose to be a deterrent. And it will be spammed in every single /v/ thread like this until you get the hint to keep it on /vp/ or not post at all
>>736882730Why do feral creatures always look better than humans in clothing?
Oh boy another tranny general thread about fucking animals?
>>736883658out of 10!
>>736881264That's a really good one.
>>736883507>janny wannabe ritualpost>"deterrent"jej
>>736881839There's legitimately no practical reason for the Dexit. They just did it so you have to pay to let your Pokemon rot in Pokemon HOME in the hopes that the next game will let you bring them forward. There are still a few Pokemon who haven't appeared in any mainline Pokemon for the better part of a decade. I hope you didn't care too much for your complimentary Pansage, Pansear or Panpour from Black and White, because those fuckers haven't been tradable to anything made since 2016.I don't want them to fail. I just want them to put all the fucking Pokemon in the games again. It's just money grubbing bullshit. I would absolutely accept the Dexit if it meant the games would actually improve in a meaningful way. But it hasn't. They've only gotten worse since then. If Winds and Waves are good, I'll absolutely shut the fuck up. But until then, yeah, I'm not going to just stop being pissed about it.
>>736884326>in a meaningful wayA subjective measurement which is of course so high it will never be reached. They’re not ever gonna have all the Pokemon in a game again besides maybe Champions in 10 years, it’s just too much with the scale of the games now
I like the blue jackal
>>736885914My standards are pretty low. Make a game that doesn't look like ass and doesn't have egregious bugs in it, and I'll be happy. It doesn't need to be the prettiest or most advanced game on the system. It doesn't need to be terribly expansive. It doesn't need to have the best story or characters in the series, either. It doesn't even need to have all the Pokemon, either. I understand that the Dexit was just as much to simplify balancing and design as it was to save space on the cartridge. If they actually made a competent game, and made sure to rotate in every Pokemon in a reasonable amount of time, I would actually acknowledge those reasons as practical. But when the games are so bad, and you're not putting effort into most of it, why care about balance at all?
>>736886097I like her beans_
>>736886412them pokebeans be tasty with the poke sauce
>>736886412Only for her trainer
>>736886385>egregious bugsPeople pretend minor bullshit is an egregious bug because again dex cut comes first>Is that...a mon spawning out of bounds in a very specific area? HELP ME QA
>>736886097>>736886645this creature's entire reason for existing is to cause human dicks to become erect
>>736887558She's definitely one of the top creatures for this purpose
>>736876706body press*
>>736888039i should of grabbed one while in the tundra
>>736876438
>>736876819fucking thisi already despise furries, but why is it just fine for all these faggots to talk about how much they want to fuck what are essentially animals?it's to be expected on 4chan, but when i see this shit on normie sites with the "hear me out" bullshit i just can't comprehend it
>>736888039>>736888565Based
Did someone said pigs?
>>736888581because pokemon are fucking hotdeal with it
>>736888581You dropped this on the way in
>>736876930>Anything faguely feminine is enough to trick the brainWhat the fuck man.
>>736891051You're +20 year old that is a virgin. Your brain wanted you to have sex at 18 but you fail on that, so now your brain want you to have sex just to get over with it. That is why many anons here would want to fuck a pokemon.
>>736891051sperm is basically infinite, better to stick your dick in something and cum than miss an opportunity
>>736891714I had sex when I was 14 tho
>>736882001>>736882730Built for human cock
>>736881264I love thick bitches and angry bitches
This is the pokemon I would want to fuck the most.
>>736892394Good fucking taste.yamatokuroko965 immediately comes to mind.
>>736892604fdokkaku is my personal favorite, though somnamg also has some very good ones
Who wins the gold in the battered wife fanbase olympics?>Pokemon>Digimon>WoW>DnD>CoD>Halo>Assassin's Creed>GoW
>>736893085i think it's a tie between Halo and CoD, just two franchises utterly raped bleeding
>>736893085This is legitimately the toughest question I've seen here in the past two weeks.>PokemonQuality has been in freefall and we can see the lack of passion when compared to BoR>DigimonThe embodiment of inconsistency>WoWThe encroaching slime of lame, gay, and greedy>DnDSee WoW>CoDTransformed into a crossover slop merchant like Fortnite, and the single player has become a joke>HaloApe face>Assassin's CreedWe wuz samurais n sheeeiiiit>GoWThe most masculine game series became the most nu-male and flooded all discussion of it with smug, midwit fags that never liked the old games.IMO, none of them has fallen as hard as AC.
>>736883507/vp/ isn't a containment board, tranny.
>>736893085>>DigimonI honestly think fuck over the franchise with the whole LOL NO DIGIMON PARTNER, JUST SENTAI TRANSFORMATION, or the Knight Arc being a giant fuck you. Tamer would have been an S-tier anime had it not been for fucking Ryo aka that faggot game protag that only exist in Jap and comes off as a Mary Sue.
>>736881284>all five members fight you with the car engine Pokemon that has different types and moves solely for said fightsAnd some of them were incredibly fucking annoying to fight.
>>736894398>think fuck overthink frontier* fuck over
>>736876438why is she looking at me like that, what did they mean by this?
>>736894795It's a he, anon.
>>736881460
>>736895194it's fiction, the creature in that pic is whatever the fuck I want it to be.
If Pokemon is real. Humanity birth rate will drastically reduced to 0.4 while Pokemon birth rate will increased to 20.0
>>736896308If Pokemon and humans can have kids together then humans must be a type of Pokemon too, meaning that guys will have Pokemon kids and girls will have human kids. And if they can't have kids together then artificial insemination will probably rise since even though people might stop fucking each other, they'll still develop the innate human desire to raise kids.
>>736896782Other way around, man+pokemon=human child, woman+pokemon=pokemon child, as it was told in the sacred texts.
>>736896891The female dictates what is bred, that's how it works.
>>736896891>as it was told in the sacred texts.That is true. I guess humans have an Ability that swaps which parent the child inherits their species from.
>>736881264she is designed to be sexy considering who she's based on so there's nothing weird about fapping to her
>>736876438i like the male one better than the female one. does that make me pigsexual?
>>736881839>There's a certain type of Pokemon fandark? poison? fairy?
>>736898248Fighting.
>>736896891I thought the birth of Pokemon is always the mother of species which is exclusive to Pokemon not human?
>>736894021He said battered wife, not a corpse
>>736897050What i really wanna know is if there's pregnant women in pokemon or if all humans come from eggs too
>>736898053>asterix and obelix still getting shit in 2026euroids really lose their shit over a comic where the joke is that they put a funny word in the name of the character in what is otherwise a popeye comic from the 1920s i dont GET IT
>>736898340No, fighting is supposed to be heroic. Maybe it's dual type? dark-fighting?
>>736898912>No, fighting is supposed to be heroicExactly.
>>736898425as opposite to batman fighting the joker for the gazillionth time?
>>736899408meant for>>736898856but I like girafarig and her evo too
>>736881264Cradily is pure eroticism she's so gorgeous and it feels most people don't see it and are only interested in tentacle rape or vore for her, which is a travesty >>736899552Someone who understands, Corsola is my 2nd favorite she's so fucking cute
i like lopunny......................
post porn already fags
