Nintendo needs to answer this.
It's actually a time travel thing. It's just bowser as a kid.
>>736883462Miyamoto
>>736883462Miyamoto, this was answered in 2015.
>>736883462mario
>>736883462>Who's
>>736883578I'm a native speaker and I never bothered to learn the difference.
>>736883462Peach
A.) Bowser Jr. is actually Bowser... Jr. Bowser went back in time and kidnapped himself either intentionally or accidentallyB.) Bowser got Miyamoto pregnant
>>736883662native to india
>>736883518It's this. No one has sex in Mario lore.
>>736883662Yes, a lot of English speakers can barely speak their own language. Sad.
>>736883662Im also a native speaker and the english language is convoluted and retarded on purpose. Youre taught to use apostrophes for comepound words ("they are" combining into "they're" for example) but its also used to declare ownership (Sneed's Feed and Seed).The english language is a retarded language and don't get me started on the imperial system of measurement which is even MORE retarded than the clean, base 10 system that is the Metric System.
>>736886312I dont know what the fuck happened to the formating when i typed out 'compound' but i blame the imperial measurement system on it.
>>736886364At the end of the day, its all about communication, so as long as the reader understands what youre saying, youve successfully language'd.Thanks for attending my ted talks.
I told all my friends these are all Bowsers kids he had by laying eggs
>lol ESL>you're english sucks thoughtwhy are Americans like this?
>>736883462Do Japanese people really begin sentences with 'like?'
>>736886564Capitalism, apparently
Nintendo is going to make bowser jr his brother Watch
>>736883462mitosis
is it supposed to be whose?
>>736886630That can't be fucking true, I don't buy it
>>736886296this is writing
>>736886764>I don't buy itIts capitalism, if you dont buy it youre gonna have to pirate it
>>736883462>Translated by Grok>Who'sEven the slop bots can't get it right. Embarrassing.
>>736886802This is pedantry, and like most pedantry, essentially incorrect. Nobody says "he can't write his own language". It's simply not done.
He was just brought by the Storks. Bowser committed parenthood fraud.
Pregnancy doesn't exist in the Mario universe.Babies are brought by a stork.
>>736886989but if we were speaking you wouldn't know they made an error
>thread about bowser>somehow gets turned into UHH GUYS WHAT ABOUT AMERICA?Do you yuropeens ever think about something else? Do you play Yuro Truck Sim seething about what americans would hypothetically do on the road?
>>736887030So what? My point is that if someone writes something incorrectly, in English we still idiomatically say they can't "speak" the language.
>>736887027yeah but a stork doesn't bring babies to single people, right? bowser jr would still have a mom
>>736887106>idiomaticallynon natives dont know these because they aren't thought in school/textbook lol
>>736886630>>736886764>>736886827I know 4chan hates snopes for some reason but go fuck yourself, here is a relevant page, you're welcomehttps://www.snopes.com/fact-check/american-spelling-canceled/
>>736883462They're stage actors in a play. He's just a kid actor from the same koopa type as Bowser.
>>736887106sew buttons
>>736886630>>736886764The Facebook-posting yurocuck is lying, as this does not explain "center" vs. "centre" or "theater" vs. "theatre". Noah Webster just adopted phonetic spellings to make them more in-line with how they're pronounced, and also to purposefully distance American English from British English after the American Revolution.Do not use fucking Tumblr bullshit as an argument.
center and theater are the correct onestheatre and centre are more french than english lol
>>736886764>I don't buy itYeah that's the point dumbass
>>736886630>capitalism is when things cost money
>>736887242>but go fuck yourselfI was memeing, whyd you take my ranting so personally? Now im just gonna tell you to fuck off yourself.
>>736887335>The Facebook-posting yurocuckIm literally american in the US. Its quite common for us to bitch about the state of our shitty country. Is free speech a foreign concept to you?
>>736886290I have sex in the Mario lore
>>736888657And you're still a Facebook-posting dipshit lying about your own language.
>>736889202I'll make sure to edit the filename next time so you dont get so triggered, snowflake. Just for you ;)
baby bowser- bowser as a kid (time travel shit)bowser jr- the child of bowserget it right
>>736883578>Translated from japanese by Grok
its magic and shit just like how peach and rosalina were born from stars farting
>>736888564that wasn't directed at you, it was a pre-emptive response to the inevitable "deboonking bad" shitposters. but i suppose they must all be on a 3 day ban today.
>>736883462He lays eggs like Yoshi.
>>736886630>>736886764It's not. There was a whole movement in the late 19th/early 20th century in America to simplify the language as part of the broader trends of scientism and rationality and expanded literacy. This also resulted in "sox" for socks as well as a bunch of other words that linger or didn't take. This was a worldwide trend btw, it also resulted in the loss of "to be" in Russian (iest') because apparently any sentence already implies the existance of its subject, as well as the trad./simp. split in Chinese characters. When literacy exploded from single digit percents to near-universal, there were that many more people asking why there were all these weird grammatical rules that make no sense, letters for incongruous pronunciation, etc., and so there was a big wave of "fixing" the language at the time.
>>736883462Coochie pie is the momma.
>>736892537So basically lowering the standards for retards
>>736883554Last time I checked miyamoto didn't have a vagina and thus can't give birth
>>736883462Storks exist in Mario, there doesn't even have to be a mother for anyone.
>>736886296+1 upvote!
