Shantae games are mediocre.

It'd be hard to make it worse.

>>736890683
Honestly no. I've played better metroidvania-ish games with the power-swap gimmick like Biomorph or even Nobody Saves the World. At this point Shantae is Shantae. They've done the same thing a half-dozen times, it's been 6/10 a half-dozen times, and I'll probably buy the next one once it's $10 and be mad that it's not as good as it could be. Again.

Shantae games are the most 6/10 games ever.

>>736890850
What if someone just shot you point blank range in the head?

>>736890683
What formula? They're generic platform games.

>>736890683
Only thing that would improve if shantae was real and could give me 3 wishes

>>736891003
Cool, if you were thrown off a bridge tomorrow, no one would miss you or care.

>>736891008
Apparently, she does have the ability to grant wishes she just...rarely does it for some reason.

>>736891026
That's pretty random and came out of nowhere

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>>736891052
hopefully she finds me cute even though I'm a skinny chud

>>736890683
Kindergarten Shantae absolutely needs to be a transformation.
>>736891008
My wish? Love.

>>736891267
You need to go to jail.

>>736891267
>Kinderg
someone should dent your head in with a lead pipe

>>736891026
>>736891338
>>736891267
You mad? Be careful or you'll get an angry stroke!

>>736893309
>Nintendo Power
God, I miss that magazine. Why'd it have to fucking die?

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>>736895547

no
it's going to be more coomer bait like usual

>>736895547
magazines in general have been declining for like a decade now
print media is kinda old fashioned when the majority of the world is on phones and PCs

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>>736890683
The formula of me jacking off to Shantae, Sky, Rottytops, Risky Boots and whatever giantess they decide to throw in this time? It's already perfection, they don't need to change it up.

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>>736890683
>The Arabs invented that
Why do we hate them again?

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>>736891267
Does she get a yellow hat?

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>>736890683
More likely they will just make shantae barefoot for more fanservice.

Because shantae in her original clothes but barefoot makes my dick diamonds.

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>>736896104
Imagine shantae milking you dry with her feet by using genie magic to keep your penis always hard and milkable for hours.
Shantae dances barefoot in front of you, you can watch how gracefuly she moves and especially graceful movement of her bare feet, her soles, her arches, her toes in graceful movement. And every second you watch you feel your dick getting more and more hard and you getting more and more horny.
Once the dance is done, shantae comes to you and puts a nice aromatic oil on her feet and she starts giving you slow and relaxing oily footjob for hours, no katter how many times you cum her soft feet are still massaging your still hard dick, you feel drowsy and exhaused from hours of shantae milking you dry with her feet amd you slowly pass out and the last feeling you feel is Shantae's soft soles embracing your cock.

>>736896085
The hat stats on and as for why she's wearing a Japanese style uniform? Rule of funny.

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>>736891338
>>736891432
Hands up
You guys need to pull down your pants