WOAH mama
>>736900913too much tits
>>736900934Fag
>>736900913AWOOGA
without a doubt, I can fix her>he said, as he dicks her
>>736900913>Witch became Baddie is an End of the World eventThis is why nobody take scrimblobiblos seriously
>>736900913How could Tooty and Kazooie compare?
Only Rare could make an actual fuckable character on the N64.
>>736901421Evil women with sex appeal have destroyed nations before anon
>>736901493?
>>736901537She's chibi so more cute than fuckable. She's just a Lum knockoff anyway. SM64 Peach or any Zelda girl would be a better example.
>>736901493What about the ladies in Goldeneye...shit, that's Rare.Okay, Perfect Dark...crap, Rare again.Killer Instinct? Shit!
HOLY MOLY
>>736900913>quit the game>get served goonbait on your way out the door old games just had so much soul
>see pretty girl crying>your reaction?Your answer will tell us a lot about your personality.
>>736901810That game over actually scared me as a kid.
>>736901810DK64 had a good game over screen too.Keep playing the game or DK Isle gets vaporized.
>>736901819I only feel anything if the cruelty is seen and relatable in some way when it comes to 2D.
>>736900913How did they get away with this?
>>736901819Why is she crying?
>>736900934too little time
>>736900913This thread shitty, but I do love titty
>>736900934I read it as:>Too many titsAnd made me think of that gacha girl with 4 tits.
>>736900913>bad ending is the best ending
>>736900913So what was gruntys plan after getting hot? What was she going to do next?
>>736904165Using her charm to have sex with men
>>736904207Maybe she was just bitter because she never slept around in college
>>736900913Sydney Sweeney?
>>736904119Made me start to love bad endings.
>>736900913PLAP PLAPPLAPMAKING HER GREEN BELLY GETFATFATFAT
>>736900934why are you gay?
you guys know she's still EVIL, right?
This scene gave me a beauty theft fetish.There is virtually no beauty theft content on the internet.
>>736901839Being both scared and strangely interested was an interesting experience as a kid.
>>736904119I don't think this person knows what bimbofication means.
EVILSEXYGREENwhat more can a man want?
If Banjo Tooie was a sequel to the bad ending where you had to find a way to unugly Banjo's sister while that hot piece of green ass was sassing you the whole time, it would have been a masterpiece.
>>736906121>she's still EVILI love evil women
>>736900913Banjo's sister turned ugly in exchange for this body and you are lusting over her?
>>736906458What happened to Banjo and Kazooie in the bad ending?
>>736906768Tooty isn't hot, so it's fine
>>736906121And has no intention of changing the bad habits that made her so gross to begin with.>Once I'm nice and thin once more, burgers, fries, and chips galore!So even if she wins it's only a matter of time until she blimps out again and has to go kidnap someone else to steal her beauty.
>>736900934>>>/lgbt/ wrong board faggot
>>736900913grunty had pretty reasonable goals when you think about it. of course you'd want to be hot
>>736906959I'll kidnap as many sexy young girls as my Grunty needs
>>736907020Why though?Was she really that unhappy with her looks?
>>736907069Evidently yes she was
>>736907065Because you're a selfish prick motivated entirely by base urges, I know.
>>736907020And that justifies disfiguring an innocent child?
>>736907126Kidnapping for the sake of someone else is the very definition of selflessness
>>736907157That child ends up about as ugly as Gruntilda was to start with but Grunty comes out waaaay hotter than the child ever wasTotal amount of beauty in the world went up
>>736907157no, but the goal is still reasonable
>>736907175You're just doing it out of selfish lust. You need to understand this: Grunty's transformation only changes her exterior. She's still the same fat, ugly, narcissistic wicked witch on the inside. At best, you'd be a useful idiot to her, like Klungo.>>736907241But Tooty still did absolutely nothing to deserve it. Literal bike cuck logic.
>>736907268The ends don't justify the means.
>>736907306>Literal bike cuck logicAlright, alright, you winNothing gets past you, eh Eagle-eye? I thought it was fairly subtle.
>>736904165I think it was beauty and youth so she's extending her life and power
>>736907348yeah but the ends are reasonable
>>736907398But the means are completely unreasonable. By your logic, it's okay for me to kill you for your house just because I think your house is nicer than mine. I mean, why should I work harder to buy a nicer house when killing you and taking yours is so much easier?
>>736907449I don't think you know what "yeah" meansBy his logic it is not ok for you to kill for a house but it is understandable why you might want to
>>736907449no I just think wanting to be hotter is reasonable, I haven't made any claims about means
>>736907449>>736907596compare villains that want to e.g. destroy the worldnot a reasonable thing to want
It's funny how when I was a kid, I didn't appreciate how offensively british these game were
>>736907449My dick benefits from this thoughSo it's ok
>>736907517>>736907596>>736907619>>736907672Are you all sharing a single brain cell?
>>736900934trueniggas would fuck Hitler if he had tits
>>736907739If hitler is a hot/sexy woman, sure
Imagine actually virtue signalling by pretending you wouldn't want to bang a sexy green witch
>>736907832She's still the same fat ugly witch on the inside. Stop being a sucker for a pretty face.
>>736907873She's not real anyway, so who cares
>>736907873The idea that someone that's hot on the outside can be "ugly" on the inside is fat ugly woman copeGrunty turns beautiful and beautiful people are better people
>>736907934>beautiful people are better peopleOnly in fantasy settings
>>736907989......We're talking about a witch here
>>736907989no, 95% of the time ugly people in real life are ugly due to personality defects like laziness or low IQ. If you're smart and diligent you can just exercise and stop being ugly. If someone is ugly in easily ameliorated ways, then it's a sign that they have serious issues as a personIf you have some kind of hideous congenital defect then obviously this doesn't apply, but most ugly people could be hot if they weren't so dysfunctional and lacking in virtue
>>736907919>>736907934You're thinking with your dicks. That's your dicks talking. Put your dicks away.
>>736906125I hear you, bruv.
>>736906125I think i've read a h-manga with women getting their bodies stolen by ugly old men.Forgot the name though
>>736908529That's just possession
>>736908548Hmm, well, yeah.It's the closest you can get, i guess
>>736908671Yeah...But why?
Witches across film and television gave me an aging fetish. Hags becoming hot women and vice versa have led me to some debilitating nuts.
>>736904165she was going to fart in my face while jacking me off
>>736904165>once I'm nice and slim once more: burgers, fries and chips galore!You already know what tf goin' on.
>>736907832Tooty was turned into a gremlin and Banjo lost his life, and you only care about that witch giving you a bonerShame on you
>>736909239I don't know why, but that scenario turns me on
>>736909121
>>736910005Does she wear panties?
>>736909281>ryan gosling meme but with green lights instead of pink.jpg
I love low poly bimbos.
>>736904165I thought it was just a generic witch power of youth transfer. The fact she was hot wasn't the point.
You should feel bad for her
>>736911749She doesn't make my eyes bulge out and make me scream AWOOOGA and pull out a comically large single daisy when she's "pretty" though.
>>736911749I wanted to fuck her too
>>736911981In her monster form?
>>736904119>being attractive makes you a bimboi fucking hate this generation
Lara pulls it off better.
>>736912135>generic womanYuck
>>736912156>he said, in a thread about Grunty becoming a generic woman
Was this really the prettiest girl around?
>>736912645As of the first gameHumba was in the second game
>>736907739>hates boobs>immediately brings up faggot "sex"I'm nooticing
>>736912105Yep, zooms and gen alpha are retarded subhumans.
>>736909121Hang and firing squad all fatranny /d/ subhumans.
>>736912135Fag
>>736900913Somebody should have made a bad-end sequel to Tooie where you play as slutty Gruntilda.
>>736911443Now this is peak Grunty.
>>736910304Braless and pantyless.
>>736913007You're in architect country, retard
>>736908548As a connosseur of various genres of /d/ tier porn, I'll have you know there is a stark difference between body swap, attribute theft and possession.
>>736912881yeah I hate boobs, I'm here to collect jinjos
>>736917316Isn't that what I said?Possession/Body Swap isn't the same as attribute theft.
>>736900913>Gruntilda becomes hot >still brushes her teeth with moldy cheese and all the other disgusting habits she has
>>736911749I would if Tooty was actually cute like Crash’s sister.
>>736916681Cool cope, but still need to hang and firing squad all fatranny /d/ subhumans.
>>736917368I already know you're gay, though?>V.erification not required
>>736917368
>>736914139Hummina hummina AWOOGA
>>736904165sex with me
>>736900934>El maricón de cuatro-canal
>>736907681Me on the left
>>736917773Come and get me, bitchboi
>>736900913if you didn't jack off to her then you are not a gamer
>>736923745Back when the world was sane you'd all have been electrocuted into being normal or put into asylums.
>>736912645Dingpot's either racist, a furry, or he likes them young
>>736904165She outright says she's going to continue her slovenly habits until she's back to her old self.Just because she has tits doesn't mean her favorite scent is gorilla feet any more.
