My heart is racing even though I'm just sitting here, and it hurts when I inhale in the upper right portion of my chest. /v/ I implore you, what video game can I play to get me out of this predicament?
>>736901127Go to a hospital retard
>>736901127That's your body telling you that you're dying. Seek help.
>>736901127HHHHNNNNGGG
>>736901127Don't go to a hospital retard
>>736901127League of legends
VAXXXED
>>736901127pnemothorax or heart attack. go dumbass
here OP, i have just the medicine for your heart problems
>>736901510
>>7369011271v1 me smash. No items, Fox only, Final Destination
might be hypertension. try sleeping properly and relax/exercise more.
>>736901181>>736901218>>736901253>>736901256>>736901276>>736901415these arent video games>>736901539thanks, but this is also not a video game>>736901597well i did go to the urgent care a month ago for something unrelated. i can't hypertension, my blood pressure was only 136/86
>>736901127Do you smell toast? Can you feel both your arms? You might be having a stroke. Should probably get to the hospital before you lose permanent function in your arms or face or some shit.
>>736901986Smelling (burning) toast as a stroke symptom is a meme
Wii Fit. Let's get that heart rate to MAX.
>>736901668A game where you can suck loads of cock might be right up your alley OP.
>>736901127Don’t listen to >>736901181. It’s a jewish scam.Try drinking a Monster and playing some MOBAs
Hitman World of Assassination. Treat it like a comedy game and do things to see what happens. You'll laugh and feel better.
Vaxx status?
>>736902261Oh no... I got my Moderna shot very early in February of 2021.... not looking good....>>736902218thanks
>>736901127Hearts of Iron
Since it's your upper right hand side it likely isn't cardiac distress but indicates either pulmonary or orthopedic. Your current symptoms sound more like orthopedic distress near your sternum, clavicle, and upper ribs. If you slouch, try not slouching. Expansion of the diaphragm will cause your ribs and clavicle to move, if they're compressed this motion will hurt and cause you to favor the side that hurts, compressing it further. Unfold yourself and practice labial pressure exercises, IE sit straight up and apply gentle lateral (EG, backward, parallel to the floor) pressure to your chin as if you're trying to make your chin touch the wall behind you. Roll your shoulders back when you sit and let your spine straighten out. Golem get ye gone.
>>736901127Doki Doki Panic
Well the pain stopped, but my heart is still racing, I think I will play video games now, thanks for reading my blog everybody
>>736901127muttbro... it's time to put the big macs down and focus on your health.
>>736901127>I implore you
>>736901127Trauma Center
>>736901127>imploring
I've been dealing with frequent chest pains for over a year and I haven't told anyone because it literally doesn't matter if I die.
Any chance you might have acid reflux? Because, believe it or not, heartburn sometimes feels kinda like what you just described.
>>736901127Trauma Center. Amateur Surgeon. Two-Point Hospital. Dark Cut. Mad Rat Dead.
>>736901127>>736903115>upper rightIt's gallstones. Ask your GP to get your gallbladder looked at next time you're there.Avoid fatty foods in the interim. <15g of fat a day and you'll be safe. Start looking at labels. Make sure you still get your protein, boiling the fat out of sausages is a good way to do this.Have fun. I fucking didn't.
>>736902724just curious, when was the last time you drank water? you might just be dehydrated
>>736903292I've had 4 mugfuls yes I drink water out of a coffee mug in the past three hours or so
>>736903280>Ask your GP to get your gallbladder looked at next time you're there.Nah. I haven't even told him about my chest pains. Again, it doesn't matter if I die. No one else gives a shit about my life, so why should I give a shit about my life?
>>736903339>No one else gives a shit about my life, so why should I give a shit about my life?Even so, wouldn't you rather spend whatever time you have left not being in pain?
>>736903339>histrionic teenager hijacking MY blog thread
>>736903115>I haven't told anyone because it literally doesn't matter if I die.Same
>>736903426Pain's an old friend.
>>736903326That's not a lot. You need to chug a bunch of water in one sitting to catch up, then spend the rest of the day sipping here and there. People don't realize how dehydrated they actually are
>>736904012That isn't all I had today you wingus that's just how much I drank in the past 3 hours that is pretty much my pace all day every day
>>736901668>these arent video gamesNIGGER forget about the video games you are going to FUCKING DIE if you don't get to a HOSPITAL
>>736901127stop eating bread and sweets fag, then play frostpunk 1
>>736904012if you drink too much water your brain can expand and you will become braindead, I'm not even joking, it happened multiple times...
>>736904653haven't died yet. been playing cities skylines, traffic problems arent going to create themselves
>>736901181(unless you're in america, then die lmao)
>>736904729Anon, that only happens if you chug like 3 liters in one sitting.
>>736903280It's upper right OF HIS CHEST. If his gallbladder is in his upper right of his chest he need to get himself to area 51.
I had massive heartburn playing DMC5 while eating an entire pizza. Put me in the hospital. I had symptoms of a heart attack. They gave me a morphine shot and something to drink to ease my esophagus. Since I'm a burger I had a $3000 bill. Didn't pay it, continued to be a neet playing action vidya games while eating pizza. Never happened again.Both my dad and older brother died from heart failure, at ages 64 and 51 respectively. I'm already 39, I just dgaf about my health anymore if I'm going to die in 12 years.
>>736901127play at the online casino because its over for you anyway, rip my nigga
isn't the gallbladder right beneath the ribs???
>>736901127try medicine drug
>>736904960Try moving in an actual country, burgers have it easy when it comes to that.
>>736904817He's talking about referred pain
>>736904012Your pee has to stay at least a little bit yellow. Clear piss means you're drinking too much water.
>>736905152Please accept my appology.
Why is food so good bros?
I've seen this happen before. You'll eventually suffer a stroke one day randomly and eventually die. You need to get gym membership immediately and do cardio for 6 months at least + resistance training too while you are at it. Also stay away from sweets/sugary things, fried food, most oil, trans fats.
>>736909226Eh it’s fine the feeling will pass and he’ll forget about it that sounds like a lot of work
>>736901127call 911
>>736905905The shit you retards make up on here
>>736903115Had the same for a long time. One time it was bad and prolonged. Went to the doc because fuck it, might as well find out what's killing me.They said it was nothing. I said "thanks" and never paid their bill. It eventually went away.
>>736901127Have you tried refunding the vaccine? Should be just like a steam game
>>736909226stay away from trans in general too if you can help it
>>736904816yeah no shit, that’s how every “rare” thing happens. nobody drops dead from sipping a glass, it’s always some giga-brain trying to speedrun hydration like it’s a challenge run.natural selection filtering out the “drink water = infinite HP” crowd. drink when you’re thirsty and stop being autistic about it.
>>736901127>Angina pectoris,>worsened to the point it happens even in resting condition.>retard wants to continue playing games.speedrun elden ring (any% because youll be dead in a week)
>>736909226And what exactly is the point of living a longer life if I can't enjoy what few pleasures I have left?
>>736901127your heart may be racing because you're panickingit could just be muscle pain from shitty posture and being a fat slobyou should probably call someone just in case though
>>736910472how about the people who think they're elite athletes who need constant electrolyte replacement and are drinking electrolyte powders with all their water and never actually just drinking normal water?
>>736901127Just strike your own pressure points, FOTNS style. Works for me every time.
>>736905062This. Elixir will work.
>>736909376>>736904960How do you dodge the bills? Can't they go after you in court?
>>736901127Running
>>736901127you could have pulled a muscle somewhere that goes over your chesti had "heart" pain but it was just from me pulling a muscle in my shoulder
>>736915259They need to know how to find you to serve you. I haven't had a legal address in nearing a decade and, god forbid I ever decide to get anything from Amazon, I just order it under a false name (they don't check) using pre-paid cards so they can't sell my information.There's still a paper trail to be fair but no underpaid collections employee is finding me without enough effort to work a real job.
