Seriously tho, how many nukes?
>>736917476>Fallout 4nobody played that
What i want to know is how many pubic hair strands Sarah Miller had before she was taken from us. Will he do a deep dive into that? Additionally he could also do an investigation into how stinky Ellie's pussy was
Boston is in decent condition being the only major city in the area, I don't think it got hit that hard.
this genre of video is brainrot for millennials
For me it's ninomae ina'nis
this trend of standing up with a microphone in videos is dreadful
>>736917476I watched his mario sunshine one a while agoit was goodi've had enough
>>736917702If a video has the narrator shown in it at all I turn it off immediately
>>736917697the thing you trooned out to?
>>736917476'bout three fiddy
>>736917702Meh, it's better than the mongoloids holding their lapele mics
>>736917862Seriously. What do you accomplish by doing that? Does it make the audience more sympathetic to you is you make it look like the recording process was uncomfortable?
>>736917476Holy shit this guy needs to be killed.>Is wind wakers water drinkable>4.5 million viewsThis world was a mistake.
It's an absurd premise because Modern day Bethesda are fucking retards who can't worldbuild for shit.Nukes go off, people go into cryostasis come out hundreds of years into the future and the world hasn't changed. No-one has decided to build something new? Nothing grows back? Fucking idiots.
>>736917476I see jewtube also recommended this to you anon
>>736918204He's just a harmless autist.
>>736917676I guess 90% of the nukes meant for Boston/Cambridge accidentally hit that random small town to the south-west to create the glowing sea.
>>736918843These videos are fucking retarded like the game theory retard. Instead of talking about bullshit why doesn't this retard get autistic about actual gameplay.
>>736917476Do white pipo really watch this shi
These videos seem like they'd be gay and cringe because they are but they're also well researched and surprisingly interesting.
>>736919397You're autistic.
this guy's videos are fun. if he upsets you then you are mentally ill.
>>736917519Yes they did
>>736919576yeah but I know how many trees are in Skyrim and what a slough is
>>736917476This guy took 2 month break at the start of the year and his channel died from it. Is it really this hard to retain viewership on youtube? You go on a short break and like half your audience dips
NakeyJakey and his consequences have been a disaster for video game youtube
>>736919397His Morrowind one about there being no rivers (they're all sloughs) was kinda fun. And him noticing that Saint Denis is pretty accurate in terms of using both early electrical wiring as well as gas lamps was oddly satisfying to watch.
>>736917702It's only a problem if they're ugly, otherwise it isn't different from any other kind of presentation.
you know that guy in revenge of the nerds? thats my entire personality and wardrobe :)
>>736918568>No-one has decided to build something new? Nothing grows back? Fucking idiots.You can thank Todd for that. Dude loves this "nukes dropped last week" aesthetic so much that he is bending over backwards trying to explain why Fallout hasn't progressed in 210 years. But he is also too much of a coward to wipe the slate clean and turn back time to 2080 or 2090.
>>736918162I assume its done to show the audience it isn't Ai generated
>>736917476>Dress pants with a hanes t shirt
>>736918162probably gets so much gamer girl pussy because of it. jealous you should be
>>736920061>the slacks are the issue and not the 5 hair clips for hair that isn't even long
>>736917476What do you call this genre of slop
>>736919148The fact that you're so mad about it is funny.
>>736917476I hate autistic people who think they are funny and quirky
>>736917694>go into incognito to watch a youtube video because I don't want it to affect my recommendations>check out the youtube front pageYeah no wonder people are the way they are today, mass-appeal content is dreadful.
>>736919878813k views in 2 days is dying?
>>736920180Headcanon slop. He should kill himself
>>736919803Who gives a shit. Get some pussy.
this fag was probably able to quit his job thanks to this garbage and will probably launch a stream career off of it
>>736919878I used to think this too, but really his videos stay in people's algorithms for longer and thus get much more views even over a course of weeks, that's why there is such a big difference between recent uploads and older ones
>>736919917its funny cause when he first started making greenscreen slop his audience told him to stop and its formed the entire youtube meta for the past 8 years
>>736917702Yet they get good views
>>736919878You wouldn't make it as a sloptuber bro. Some wild variations in video performance are not unheard of, people just chalk it up to the invisible hand of the algorithm. The important thing is not lose the will to keep putting slop out regularly.
>>736920241>video is about random drama that 20 people know about and won't be relevant a week from now>title is all lowercase because le aesthetic >thumbnail is the most caricature of a person you've seen in the middle, doing a puzzled face with things related to the drama on their left and right>~30 minutes>5m viewsI've never clicked on those but I'm assuming the first 5 minutes are plugging their discord, pateron, and then an ad for some meal serviceGod I hate modern youtube
>>736921113I love his videos, I'm not a hater I just posted it because I think it's crazy that you can lose half your viewership because of a 2 month break
>>736918568>No-one has decided to build something new?Humanity's too busy cannibalizing itself and fending off mutants. The conflict is being drawn out by vaults and similar troves occasionally opening up and giving a faction another shot in the arm.>Nothing grows back?The post-nuke ecology that *did* develop is actively hostile to conventional forms of life.The bombs in Japan weren't devastating enough to shatter the government or nearly terraform the island, so it makes for a poor comparison.I think you could quibble about these issues in more detail, but fundamentally I believe that "radiation creates green glowing magic mutants" alone sufficiently lowers expectations for realism down to comic book levels, and the game doesn't seem to pretend to be anything more than that.People enjoy Fallout's setting because they want to adventure in a pulpy wasteland filled with Mad Max weirdos. If your criticism isn't in service of that goal, I don't see the point. It's like people arguing about the power consumption of light sabers.The world of Fallout isn't the type that starts with a fantastical premise and then develops logically from that starting point to explore a what-if scenario. It's a theme park trying to give players a specific experience. These are different goals that require different types of criticism.
>>736917694I like to watch shit like this in the background while working on plamo
>>736921367Yeah that's what he said no need to reaffirm his point.
>>736917601
>>736921367Same, but I need hour-long videos, Wendigoon is peak for second-screen content
Why are white people so obsessed with this type of videos? Does it have anything to do with their generations of inbreeding?
>>736921554ADHD and lack of beatings
>>736917476Hey, I like this guy too!
>>736921554They're trying to redee- uh, reclaim their place as storytellers in the world.
>>736917702I can tolerate it as long as they're not holding a clip on mic
>>736919878How the fuck is this a dying channel? Wow he gets less viewers for less popular games, imagine that!
>>736921289Which reiterates the initial point. That using real world analytical techniques is inherently idiotic, because Fallout itself has no basis in realism.
>>7369174766 or 7
>>736921554>white peopleOne of the most popular youtube channels amongst zoomies is some black dude dispensing frequently inaccurate facts about animals while superimposing his ugly mug in the forefront. It’s not just a “white people” thing.
>>736917476He should count how many niggers are in New Alantis (Starfield)
>>736921554Autism, unironically.They have weird obsession about small details and usually get bullied for it. But now since the world began accepting undesirables they started to come out of the shadows and share their childish knowledge with their immature public speaking skills.
>>736919878>>736921902These anons dont understand the concept of time. Older videos = more views hooooly i cracked the code.
>>736922221Black people hate other black people. Whites are the only ones that pretend to tolerate them
When is ShreddedNerd gonna make a video on these failed men?
>>736917476I thought he was just a nobody making kinda silly videos but then Todd fucking Howard showed up in his latest Skyrim video and I was blown away.
>>736922221White people are the only type of people that watch these videos
>>736922747im sure todd appreciated a skyrim video blowing up so close to his switch 2 magnum opus
>>736917697I'm more of a wawa enjoyer, but go on king.
>>736917519Of the total fallout series sales, ~50% belong to fallout 4 and the other ~50 to fallout 3 and fallout 3:nv combined. The previous games are a rounding error
>>736917476Will he ever explain the hair clips?
>>736923108Those FO2 sales can't be real? Always thought it was WAY more popular than the original.
he's been doing videos out of passion for like 15 years and only caught on in the last 2 years, he deserves it even if he has some really gay beliefs and I barely watch anymore you could have chosen a lot of worse people to blow up
>>736918568>hurr durr hundreds of 2070 era nuclear bombs would have the exact same effect as two 1945 atomic bombs durrrrrrrrrrrrfrrrrtWhy do you insist on posting while you haven't got the slightest clue what you're talking about?
>>736919878>videos about less popular games have less viewsBrain expansion moment!
>>736923363You've just been psyop'd by whiny faggots from NMA who insist their isometric turn based snorefest with borderlands humor was good.
>>736923363On the internet where everyone talks about things post-mortem as if they were involved in it because they pirated it 20 years after the game released, sure. It's crazy how the majority of people were "seasoned Armored Core fans" before Armored Core 6 released when each release was selling about 100,000 copies.
>>736918568And the other thing that really bothers me is that nukes don't leave any radiation/fallout behind, because they're bombs and the whole point is you use all the available energy for a big boom and thus there's nothing left over after the explosion.Though, this fact will invalidate the entire series. E.g. something like The Glow in FO1 is impossible IRL. You need a faulty nuclear power plant (like Chernobyl's) to create an irradiated zone, a nuke won't do it.
>>736923108>>736923363I assume this doesnt take stuff like fallout 1 and 2 on gamepass into account
>>736918568Fallout Nukes are Cobalt Nukes
>>736924068These are the original sale numbers from the 90's, I assume, this is the only way they make sense, because fucking everyone owns Fallout 1/2 on Steam, millions of people.
>>736917476I enjoy his water autism videos, they are kinda comfy. Crimson Desert river behavior when?
>>736924169you are a fucking braindead zoomerfuck off from this site
How long do you give until he troons out
>>736924403lmao, are you having a melty over someone enjoying some random YouTube videos?
>>736924548no he is completely justified in hating zoomers and normiesthey have ruined the culture of our secret club here
>>736917476I genuinely don't understand how anyone can watch his videos. I've watched a few just to try understand what makes him entertaining and I can't crack it. Everything he does is half-assed or so completely boring I just can't care. I actually was interested in his "mapping skyrim rivers" video but he literally just follows the river system near River Run and that's it. Then gives up and doesn't do anymore. And its like 20 minutes long. What the fuck. At least with the autistically long video essays by Patrician and the likes I get it.
>>736924667just wait for REAL geologist reacts to elder scrolls V Skyrim Rivers
>>736924403Oh no, someone isn't edgy enough for your sekrit club? This shit site hasn't been one for over 10 years at this point, so you can stop trying so hard to fit in you mouth breathing retard.But hey, just because it makes you so angry I will make sure to stick around.
>>736924543I guarantee you'll do it first. Your obsession makes it obvious.>>736923747Head out to one of the islands they tested nukes on. I'm sure it's totally safe and not radioactive at all.
>>736923747dont look up all the people john wayne got killed shooting his genghis kahn movie
>>736918568>people go into cryostasis come out hundreds of years into the future and the world hasn't changed. No-one has decided to build something newwell yeah its muttmericathey can't even repair their bridges right now, let alone after getting nuked
>>736917476failmale-core
>>736917476Why would somebody dress like that?
Pretty lame that he has a "team" of editors and jannies to do all the work of his videos now.
>>736923363Fallout 2 was unplayable back in the dayPeople call bethesda shit buggy but old western rpgs were all buggier and even more unfinished than the average bethesda product
>>736917476>>736918728So how many nukes was it?
>>736917476this is the type of autist I picture whenever people ask what megaton eats
>>736917702I remember reading a compilation of these complaints, you guys don't want anyone to do anything
>>736925809Wat, I enjoyed it in 99 and have played it with no problem 10 times without any patch.>>736923363Got it for "free" in some kind of subscription, maybe those ways of distribution doesn't count.
>>736917476I can usually tolerate this guy's videos but this one was particularly bad. It's extremely apparent that basically all vehicles in the Bethesda fallout setting make comically large nuclear explosions when they so much as take a glancing hit from a bullet, let alone crash land and this idiot wastes five minutes pondering on whether it was a failed bombing run directed at the MUSEUM OF FUCKING WITCHCRAFT I'm about 80% sure there was no actual "researcher" and he just had AI spit out a script. Embarrassing.
>>736920232>he says on 4chan
>>736923462>I'm a retard so everyone else is as well
didn't read the threadwhat's the jew hat he's wearing
>>736921554>Brownoid projection
>>736918568The Japanese are capable of such things, but Fallout isn't set in Japan.
>>736923747>>736925369There is SOME radioactive fallout, but for a single nuke the area is safe after like a week.Most of the radioactive fallout has a short half-life and will be gone quickly. The stuff that hangs around longer has a longer half-life and therefore less radioactivity. It dissipates into the environment until it's no more dangerous than normal background radiation.Something like a nuclear testing site is a lot more dangerous because you're setting off nukes one after another, concentrating this trace fallout into a single area. Areas downwind of nuclear testing sites had higher cancer rates.The world of Fallout had a ton of nukes go off everywhere so it would definitely be worse than Hiroshima and Nagasaki, but none of it is concentrated in one spot, and it would be fine after like 10 years or something.The bigger problem is that they've got nuclear powered cars, lawn mowers, and robots all over the place. Maybe most of the radiation is coming from them. Their safety mechanisms got destroyed by the blast or something.
>>736917519Im literally playing it right now. Trying to get settlement happiness to 100.
>>736926052You don't include the > if you're just posting your own thoughts.>>736926367We're talking hundreds, if not thousands of nukes, in a fictional world where radiation also creates rotted zombies and turns insects into giants.
>>736917476Why do white niggas make and watch this shit
>>736917476I watched this while eating lunch today :)
>>736917519I wish I hadn't, terrible game.
>>736926548I'm quoting you directly.
>>736919983Nobody wants to play a civilised Fallout game. Even Avelone thought the series was becoming too civilised and wanted to nuke San Francisco, but Bethesda made him hold off on it
>>736923363It sold around 150.000 copies by the year 2000 in the US alone. Solid numbers for the time.
>>736919917His gimmick has been used by others, but he never did any of these low effort "how much x did y" videos. Someone else has to be responsible for that and he ought to be thrown down a well. Whoever started putting "I promise this is interesting" in titles too.
>>736917476>Any Autism
>>736917476>>736919878what type of autism is this?
>>736927625I'm getting Reshiram wife autism vibes with this one.
>>736927625The kind where in ages past he would have been a scholar that studied half a dozen esoteric fields and wrote volumes of specific encyclopedias about them.
>>736927765lol lmao
>>736927194No, you're clearly positing your own thoughts about your lack of mental aptitude.
>>736917476Same energy.
>>736928162You only seem to be proving my point, you are clearly a retard with autism and physically can not comprehend that people have far higher knowledge about subjects that you lack.After all, you seem to be defending Bethesda's world building. The same people who claimed that in an entire universe where humanity has colonised hundreds of planets there is only 1 single group of about 10 people dedicated to exploring it and it is the last.
>>736929040>blah blah blahNo, you're straight up retarded. You don't know the difference between Oppenheimer's 40s atomic bombs and the megawarheads that were dropped by the hundreds, if not thousands, in retrofuturistic science fiction land whose radioactive payloads can make ants bigger than humans, and are crying about fiction not meeting the expectations 81 year old reality presented.In short, you're an autistic retard with no contribution to the thread beyond being retarded.
>>736917476>>736917694its time for the genre of quirky white guy having a quarter life crisis while holding a clip on mic in front of a green screen to stop
>>736917476VIDEO GAMES, FAGGOT, VIDEO GAMES!
>>736927271>Nobody wants to play a civilised Fallout game.And i agree with that. A full on NCR Fallout would be post-post-apocalypse, almost sci-fi minus space flight. I don't think i would like that but what i would like is Bethesda stop lying to me. Stop trying to tell me that people have been too busy surviving to thrive despite the fact that we've had proper towns and even cities 20 years after the nukes. I just wish Bethesda would reset the timeline. Now the bombs really did drop last week and that's why everything sucks and why you can find resources in the ruins. Good luck surviving!
>>736929658>never ever complains about political threads
>>736917476this retarded gimmick where shoving yourself in front of a greenscreen holding a mic pretending to be a nerd because you are interested in video game world building got old really fast. every time i see a video of that garbage in my recc's i instantly block it at the source so it doesn't take root.
>>736918162zoomer behavior. they are hard wired from birth into watching streamers, which means not having a face on the side of the video feed makes them uncomfortable. on another note, it's also a cheap way for a lazy jewtuber to do even less work because you don't have to get b-roll footage to narrate over when you just film yourself talking about a VIDEO GAME but not showing the actual VIDEO GAME
>>736919878That Cyberpunk one was great.>finding his random NPC waifu>spilling spaghetti>get arrested
>>736929519The entire thread is about some clown using real world analytical techniques against a fictional cartoon reality and I'm pointing out how it is moronic to do so.But yeah, let's go with your "megawarhead" theory. Why are ANY buildings still standing if they were so much more powerful? And not just one but hundreds or thousands even?The peace memorial only survived due to being directly below the blast and therefore the downward overpressure wasn't anywhere near that of the horizontal overpressure had there been multiple it would have been flattened along with everything else.Your argument is slef defeating and you don't even realise it, it's why I'm calling you a moron.
>>736925369Calm down Austin
>>736930837>caring about some youtuber's takes
>>736931865Answer this question, dipshit.Are Fallout's nuke more or less destructive than Hiroshima?
the worst part about these rats is how they ALWAYS have a sponsor segment in their videos after the first few uploads without fail, and the sponsor is NEVER relevant to the content of the video. it's so obvious that people like this have no motivation to make something good, they just want that sponsor paycheck and nothing else.
eleventyseven o algo probably