They want you to forget Rare DK ever existed.
>>736919218Looks like Donkey kong.
They took his angry eyebrows and gave them to Princess Peach
First Harambe then George Floyd and now DK. When will they stop??
>>736919218Words cannot express how much I hate this nuDK.
>>736919218i like the new DK.
rare did not invent dk
calarts dk
gosh he's so wholesome and expressive now
>>736919609Rare kept DK from being a useless trash mook like Birdo or King Bob-Omb that is only used to reference the arcade game
>>736919218>Nintendo is making sure the new design that they've decided for DK is consistent across the board to avoid any confusionHorrifying news, keep me posted.
>>736919218The should have fulfilled my headcanon and made this design young Cranky
>>736919218How are they going to resell the DKC games to me if they want that?
>>736919218Millennial culture erasure
>>736919218good, fuck rare
>>736919218DK has looked like shit since Mario Party 4 when they gave him those Gary Busey teeth. DK has had inconsistent designs for the last 25 years, dark fur, tan fur, really furry "dk jungle beat, Mario kart ds"Felt looking fur, huge teeth,no teeth, overly buff, normal sized. Last time he looked decent was dk64.
>>736919218>When you feel like 100 bucks
Daily Rare was never good reminder
>>736919218Bananza is absolutely full of Rareware references and homages.
I don't like how goofy he is now, he just looks dumb
>>736921046Same. I prefer the 90s design sensibilities. Makes me wonder how Funky Kong will eventually look.
>>736920410Buttered Bananas
>>736919218>redesigned>wtf they use the redesign????
>>736919218>POG
>>736919218That ugly faggot on the left is not the real rare DK.Nintendo stripped him of his soul over the years and gave him rape teeth.
We still putting our souls, beings, and self-worth into a fictional cartoon monkey?
>>736922630my family was absent for most of my childhood. DK is my surrogate father.
>>736922630>MonkeyApe
this is my blue arms
Hey speaking of DK, when are they making a new Mario Baseball?Those games are the best.
>>736922630bike cuck mentality
>>736922750Sonic Adventure Sonic is my blue arms, SA and specially SA2 did more damage to Sonic than any other of his iterations
>>736922978It’s crazy how the sentiment gets some fans frothing at the mouth. Back in the day it was a common sentiment, but now if I say I consider the Shonen Sonic basically on the level as Boom Sonic people freak out. God forbid I prefer the classic designs
I want to like the new DK Design but it just isn't very good
It is weird to redesign the only popular DK design
>>736919218I hate NuDokey Kong so fucking much
how dare they consistently update the character's depictions
>>736919218I was never really a big fan of DK, just a vague "yeah he's cool" and I never picked him in any spinoffsBut the new design is fucking repulsive in a Grub Hub ad kind of way. Like get this shit away from me. You never know what you have until you lose it I guess
I'll never understand the seething hatred the new design causes. He looks like he did before Rare's version appeared, did we despise the original version as well?
>>736919218Rare DK was a mistake that lasted for way too long
>>736925347It's a lot in how he's animated
>>736919218I think I now get why DK fans hate the new design.He does look absolutely retarded on the right side. And by that I mean he looks like a retard.
>>736925889The cartoony ways as opposed to the serious manly high-T ways?
>>736926034He looks like he touches pauline
>>736925347He doesn't look like pre-Rare in my opinion but he does look like he belongs more in Mario's world now than he did before
>>736921217I think most of the other ones will stay mostly the same, barring the nose and eyes. Funky will look almost identical.
>>736926082Yeah, anything that looks happy rapes children.
>>736926627Wouldn't say happy exactly. Deranged maybe. Nigga has rabies
>>736926340Diddy and Dixie are already good indicators for how the others will look if they appear again, like you say it'll most likely just be the nose and eyes since that's already those two's changes.
>>736926781Rabies is a funny comparison to make since Bananza characterizes DK as being an animal with no real higher desires than having an infinite pile of bananas to eat, even if he can comprehend other characters having dreams and helping along with them. Pauline even gets a little moment where she recognizes the fact DK is a fucking gorilla and should go do what he wants to do instead of helping her with her gay little singing career
>>736926881Which completely destroys the character. Rare made him a serious badass with lots of determination and you can see him calculating and formulating when he's up against something. Miyamoto lobotomized him and turned him into a mindless animal without a single thought and constantly drooling.
RareSnoys are beyond pathetic.
>>736919218>Rareware delenda est
>>736928443Rare made him a COOL, HIP, HAPPENING Donkey Kong reboot on the SNES and joked about it in the intro with shoving Cranky out of the way for a boombox and an electronic remix of the Donkey Kong arcade music mixed with chimp noises
>>7369208232D Rare was great, when they went 3D they only focused on technical aspects.
