I'M YOUR PROM DATE, YOU UGLY SACK OF SHIT!
>>736926494what was capcom thinking with this shit?
>>736926494I doth be thy courtier thou poor container of refuse.
>>736926564Western audience
>>736926564mutt mandate
>>736927164He's white
>>736926494I liked the NotMoriggan
>>736927506Not black enough then
Now that the prom date has settled, was he right?
>>736926494Everyone liked this game
>>736927639Reminder that literally ALL the hate was performative outrage based on hair color and nothing else
Well... who was his prom date?
>>736927693nah that game was dogshit in so many ways, right down to the color coded attacks and enemies
>>736926494
>>736927639>When the game comes out>15 years laterLiteracy not your strong point huh
>>736926564Blame Inafune and Phil Fish. It was at a time when japanese games were ridiculed by mainstream audiences and shit like Call of Duty and Assassin's Creed were at their peak.
>>736927728This boss. It's called Succubus. Are your expectations subverted yet, chud?
>>736926494El Donte...>>736927674It wasn't terrible, kind of cringe with the edgelord stuff and squirrel cum
>>736927674You can find people posting comments like this for Bugs Bunny's Shitty 2D Platform Adventure for Game BoyThat doesn't make it good or mean that a large number of people like it
>>736927914HOLY FUCKING FILTERED
>>736927914i know,but i'm projecting because i liked it and it had playable pc port unlike 3 and 4
>>736927824Lust is disgusting. So it's apt.
>>736926494>>736927763In a way kinda bummed we will never get to see for the luls:>Virgin: Forma De Rey de Los DemoniosI still wonder how far they would have taken the retardation of it
>>736926564Am I supposed to think this game was bad? I enjoyed this game quite a lot actually. Up to that point it was the only DMC I ever played and I enjoyed it a lot. Since then I've played DMC3 and DMCV and I neve even bothered to finish those whereas I finished the DMC reboot game within days. I'd like to play it again if they ever port it to modern consoles.
>>736928032>it had playable pc port unlike 3 and 4>and 4what?I played 4 and it worked fine, as a matter of fact DMC4 was one of those games people hailed as a good PC port because you could max it out with ridiculous levels of AA and still get good performance. I don't even think I ever even had to patch DMC4 since I installed it straight from the DVD without messing with anything else
>>736928543doesn't support mouse.literally unplayable>buy controllerNO !
>>736926564Not the best, but still better than literally more than half of the mainline games.DmC Donte is better than DMC1, DMC2 and DMC4
>>736928732keyboard only chads won
https://youtu.be/TPKHxbOg19s?si=q2k9cUUkTRmeHVrq
>>736928873That's how i beat it in 2010.Full keyboard turning at every stephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ5pFDB2N9k
>>736926494Best dmc and it's not even close.
>>736928896El Donte...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV7jN7-KFxc
>>736926564Someone post the slides
I'm reminded that there were actual people who even found nudante more attractive.
>>736926494ALMOSTSHAKESPEAREAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9J8ccza1OI
>>736927639no
>>736929589nudante is popular in gay porn circles
>>736929867so is OG dante.
>>736927776When did anyone in assassins creed ever scream FUCK YOU at a giant slug?
>>736929528disgusting
>>736929528
Posting thread theme https://youtu.be/qAOjPsvE8mc?si=UE98pjydF9jEKDdR
>>736931173>make a joke about the term "western">people don't get it and think you're calling dante gay>people still believe it
>>736929770Hell yeah
>>736926494I miss when male characters were edgy.
>>736932095They still are.
>>736926494Fuck you!
>>736932507https://youtu.be/-YD37QQwYG4
>>736926564if I recall correctly it was tameme's vision
>>736927693Every single post I've read using the word "performative" is the dumbest shit ever.Is this some kind of psyop or is /v/ that full of retarded faggots?
>>736929861
>>736926938[WUBETH INTENSIFIES]
>>736932507
>>736931173>>736929528Are Capcom suits literally 12 years old? What the fuck?
>>736927693I'll performatively not buy shit this awful. I still wouldn't buy it nonperformatively, but clearly you call anything you don't like performative in a pathetic attempt to discredit it.
>>736934160William Shakespeare's 'DONTE'S INFORNICATION.'Scene II[Enter Donte, Demon, and Wubeth. Wubeth resounds in the background throughout.]Donte: "Hark! Thou must be the final component of this bilious villainy!"Demon: "Who art thou?"Donte: "I doth be thy courtier, thou abhorrent container of refuse!"Demon: "Who in the name of the beast with two backs art thou? BLEAUGHAUGH"Donte: "Behold, thou hast missed the mark! And my Christian name art Donte."Demon: "DONTE? Bastard of Sparda and Eva the concubine?!? BLEAUGHAUGH"Donte: "Yea verily! But thou mayest address me by my title: Donte, slayer of demons! Doth it not smell as sweetly as a rose?"Demon: "Thou seekest to slay me? Thou canst slay me! For a thousand and two hundred years I have drawn breath!"Donte: "Humorous, seeing as thy countenance begets a creature of twelve thousand!"Demon: "Fornicate thou!"Dante: "Fornicate THOU!"Demon: "Fornicate THOUUUUUUBLAUGHAUGH!"[WUBETH INTENSIFIES][End Scene]It's been over 13 years Jesus fucking Christ where is the time going, this place doesn't even feel like /v/ anymore, I miss when we had a proper culture and could laugh at terrible games instead of half of the threads being underage retards defending complete garbage
>>736926494You know what, as flawed as DmC is, I would play a sequel. If only because 5 came out and I wonder where the shitshow that is DmC would go.
>>736934890this really hits different considering all the discourse around RE4 remake right now
The age before woke, when lame pseudo continuations were our biggest worries.
>>736926494Way more of an iconic line than anything from DMC5 or 4 if we're being honest.
>>736934791I think its half underageb& and half unironic shillsBut yeah the absolute refusal to lurk and to shitpost has led to this entire site becoming a cesspool.I can't be the only one that notices that schizoanon with the wizard that lives in his head. Anons are going insane.
You think you can hide from me.
>>736935179>tfw you establish your non-euclidean manse inside the head of a schizophrenic fatass and don't have to pay rent anymore
Ah yes, a truly Shakespearian experience for the modern era.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bSgQzIs3Zk
>>736928032Unironic newfag that has genuinely garbage taste The DMC4 port ran FLAWLESSLY because of their mt engine or whatever the fuck it was called.
>>736934654It's Ninja Theory.
>>736928732>I DONT WANNA USE A HAMMER I HAET HAMMERS IM GONNA HAMMER THIS NAIL WITH THE BACK OF MY AXEThis is you.
>>736934791>terrible gamesThat would be the og games.the reboot is unironically better than all the dmc games. t.platinumed all of them
>>736935418Speak of the devil and he shall appear.
>>736926494>give character a mustache and sombrero>change language to spanish>character fixed
>>736935418based as FUCK>>736935460the devil be like "ayo check out the og dmc games bro we have uhh a clunky resident evil beta build, the biggest piece of dogshit ever made, an acceptable beat 'em up and a tech demo for the new Xbox"
>>736935460I'm right tho
>>736934791Fucking hell I've missed this one.
Action """"""""gamers""""""""" think DMC is mashing on Bloody Palace. Le le le freestyling combos is a detriment to playing efficiently. You're a casual bitch
>>736926494flashes back to his prom date telling him that.
>>736935596A fellow reboot enjoyer.
>>736935352This is why Public game engines like Unreal and Unity should be banned, Cause it keeps retarded devs who suck at coding + Indian Temps from making shit games.
>>736935767Combos are fun, cry about it.
>>736927776>Phil FishI've reflected lately on how the one-two punch of Braid into Fez over those few years truly heralded the downfall of indie gaming as >art. I know we all loved (justifiably) shitting on Fish back then, but the broader move from Cave Story and Eversion into indie games being made primarily for profit was the larger force working behind the scenes all along. Gaming has now become the one medium in which (most) indie-level 'artists' strive for genuine profit rather than experimentation. And I know I don't have to spell it out here of all places, but no, 'it looks like a retro game but it has META ELEMENTS' is not experimentation.I feel nostalgia not for the games, but for the times in which indie games were exciting freeware experimentation rather than temporarily embarrassed AAA developers. Fish was merely the harbinger of our collective downfall
>>736929528I have this
>>736933763I've seen this edit more than I've seen the actual man
Don't you ever get tired holding onto the same opinions from 15 years ago. Do you never grow.
You think being negative is an opinion. Nah. You cry too much.
>>736933583I'll never forget in that one interview when that staff member called Tameme "Tamtam". Lol what the fuck.Also that anon that mailed him the white wig and "not in a million sales", /v/ used to be based. Now people on this board slurp up fucking GACHA shit
>>736937234LMFFFFFFFAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOThis story gets funnier the 10000000000099999000000099999000000x you hear it!!!!!!!!!
>>736937234kek that's a great story I never heard beforeThanks for posting it, anon! :)
>>736937426Lurk more before posting nigger
DEMON
>The rage fuel this game provided during development and the subsequent catharsis when it flopped hardI think this game also formally ended the “edgy irreverent protagonist” craze of the 2000s, because Donte was so god damn cringe.
>>736937835>floppedYeah.. don't look at the sales.
Remember the machine that run on baby tears?Remember the Vergilsaurus?I remember.
Hoo Knows Dey Whey
>>736938752100% accurate
>>736938752Itsunotards confirmed redditors
>>736929589Nudante is more attractive. The original looks like an ugly old man.
>>736938752Isn't it sad when a fanbase gets astroturfed by secondaries
>>736926564I love how retards are shitting on this and have been for more than a decade but you stupid retarded motherfuckers give a pass to nu-Resident Evil shit which has the SAME cringy fucking dialog with swearing every 2 minutes, fucking kys you faggots
>>736939353Lol it's funny because you're insincereBlow your brains out idiot
I want to go back to DmC release threads. Fuck those were some good times. And credit to Tameem. He didnt create the worst entry into the franchise.CONGRATS BUDDY
QUE TE JODAN
>>736939369That part
Jesus you faggots are pathetic. Like you think your intent is invisible.
You can't clown on a clown.Cute you think so thoughbeit.
donte's dick was seen and unimpressive by a girl up front, so probably not doing great there
>>736939905Huh. Is donte LITERALLY ME now?Shut the fuck up retard
Any more L's you wanna take
Come on, get to Tranny Narrative Weaving.I know you got it in you. I believe.That you're about to get fucking destroyed that is.
God damn you're all dumb. Collectively. Really fucking stupid.
>>736939369I think DmC and the demakes suck tho
JUST IN:
>>736935767Sonic games are like Devil may cry?
>>736942339That idiot genuinely thinks Sonic Adventure is in the same genre as Ninja Gaiden Black. I've decided to just not reply to him so he hopefully gets the hint that repeating the same stupid opinion repeatedly is a waste of time.
>>736941252the haters have no idea what kind of kino they missed
>>736926494FUCK YOU
>>736942757I see. I don't usually visit these threads so I'm not aware of the regulars
>>736942790This game has such a good art direction it's not even funny. PURE KINO BEST DMC
>>736926494DONDE IS BAEST IN GAEM AND COOL AND HAS ROCKET LAUNCHER BUT ROCKET LAUNCHER NO GUD SO GIB PEESTOL INSTEAD AN HAS MOTORCYLE THAT IS COOL AND FAEST AND HITS HAD DESPITE NOT BEING VERY GOOD. DEE EM CEE PLAE GAEM NOW PUHLEEESE!
>>736926564>What if we give dmc to better devs?
>>736943110it really did, I'm a button masher so I can't comment on the gameplay itself but the art was fucking sick and put every other dmc to shame
>>736942757Ninja Gaiden Black is like DMC5. It doesn't rate you based on Time
>>736943756>the gameplayPeople say it's worse (because it has less moves) but every move has a purpose and great utility compared to the og games.>the art was fucking sick and put every other dmc to shameEasily. not to mention the music.
It is what it is dudeTrue and real
It's over Kaiba
>>736926494All things considered purely gameplay wise it's still the best action game the west has ever done. It's still like 100 times more complex than shit like god of war.
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
>>736945652the color coded memes puts it at a 5/10 at best
>>736946629Fixed in DE
>>736946758crapcom never released that on PC so we're stuck with the shit version
>>736947017Hate capcom not the game.maybe they will release it.
DMC5 is Character-Action-AdventureNinja Gaiden Black is Character-Action-AdventureNinja Gaiden 2, 3, 4 is Character-Action-TimeDMC1 ,2 ,3 ,4 , DmC are Character-Action-TimeSonic Adventure 2, 3D Sonic is Character-Action-TimeResident Evil 5, 6 is Character-Action-TimeBayonetta is Character-Action-Time
>>736945652I'd rather play Castlevania Lords of Shadow 2. Neither is perfect, but DmC bosses are horrible.
>>736929528rofl I can’t believe Inafune had the nerve to lecture the entire Japanese game industry. Now that we have the benefit of hindsight we can see what an utterly incompetent money grabber he was. No one who tried to make an NFT game should be ever be taken seriously
>>736943079Yeah, he's not relevant enough to make a big splash. I just recognize him on sight because he says the same things every time and his posts are wretched.
>>736947641It's Mission Results.Bam!Big reveal.That's Character Action!!!11!!!!!!!Now grow an IQ
>hey /v/, put a spin on this!
>>736934791What year was this image? 2011 maybe? I remember when it was really circulating the sjw tumblr people were feeling particularly emboldened and started appearing everywhere. It was a horrible era. I actually consider things to be better now, though still worse than pre-tumblr. Antagonistic freaks in a perpetual arms race with each other to be the most neurotic snowflake
I shan't be reading
>>736947519It's amazing how similar LoS is to DmC, actually.>popular Jap franchise handed to western devs for a reboot>throws out a lot of the series' established gameplay in favour of copying other popular action games>has a light/dark swapping mechanic>bigger focus on the cinematic story>dlc tries to continue the story through low-budget still image 'cutscenes'LoS gets shit on a lot but I think when you compare those games to DmC, they did a pretty alright job overall.
What is your problem. Do you have brain damage. Are you incapable of making a normal post without some twisting narrative. Eat shit dumbasses
I told you you were gonna get destroyed. I literally cannot lose
>>736926564DMC4 was badly recieved, they distanced themselves from it as far as they could.
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>>736929528>Signing all of his shitty doodlesGame dev equivalent of peaked in high school.
>>736949567Where did you peak preschool
>>736949461they should have tried making a complete game unfortunately every DMC from 3 onward has this terrible trend of having half of the game being backtracking or half-assed content
>>736949645Where did you peak the womb?
>>736949708Where did you peak the nutsack?
>>736949740Where did you peak when your dad was in high school?
>>736949794Where did you did you peak, NASA?
>>736929528God inafune was the dumbest motherfucker of all time
crazy how many awful entries and tie-ins DMC survived as a franchise
>>736949979Stop your proxy posting bullshit buddy.Blahblahblah he gave us Soul Sacrifice, woooooooah kino.Another L bites the dust
>>736949853FUCK YOUUUU
>>736926494>that time dante went to the slurm factorywhat a weird game
>>736950001Ahhhhhhhh save me. I can feel my youth draining away..........................nooooooooooo.....................how could this happen.........................
>>736950036Inafune is an actual, classical example of a hack. Not even Kojima is an actual hack, it's just funny to say so. But Inafune is.
>>736926494That Dante design reminds me of the main villain from Bully. One look and you can instantly tell he's an asshole just from his face.
>>736950163Go tweet about it
Yeah I'm thinking you'll never 1-Up me again
>>736943756I'm a button masher too, but the level designs were abhorrent. Just a bunch of crap stacked into big piles. Repeat for every level.
JUST DOING GOD'S WORK
I'm like the only person in the world that knows how to move efficiently in DMC1.
>>736939369I fucking hate RE3 remake.
>>736926494Reminds me of Dante's sex joke contest with the flaming horse guy
>>736950447Not really.The level designs were good. They looked good and you can interact with them with the enemies.
>>736926494S 0 Y TU CITA PARA EL BAILE, SACO DE MIERDA
Is that the one where he turns into a werewolf?
Character Action Thread
Sonic & DMC are the same Genre
>>736946629Big skill issue. You really can't beat them with 2 weapons, 3 guns and DT?Ever try DMC3?
DMC1 is an hour long game.
>>736947017damn really? I was almost tempted to give it another try. fuck that then
>>736951712>Retarded zoomer termGo away.
You SHOULD use items.
>>736926564Pizza cawaboonga was outdated, they were obviously wrong, manchild never grow up
>>736951121Man why did Itsuno refused to make the guns good.
Trix are for kids.I'm an old man
>>736948227It got a lot worse actually, nowadays troons are murdering children on the regular.
>>736948567It's a bit similar to DmC in practice where you'll go "oh I want the blue weapon for this guy" and get it with the matching shoulder button, and same with the red weapon. Actually using attacking and shit is so much better in LOS2, though.
Do your worst.
>>736950867Damn I didn't remember Dante's shadowFuck Itsuno what a hack, absolute hack, dmc is unironically better
What the fuck is with the Cat in the Hat schizo ITT?
Turn your back on your enemies
>>736953235I want to see more.
this was peak /v/, btw. We had no idea how good we had it back then.
FICK DICH!
>>736953394The most fun I've ever seen /v/ have is when ME3 released and the entire board was a sea of RGB endings and the poorly shooped official Tali photo with posts like>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAabsolutely fucking everywhere. Not even arguing about it or elaborating why it's bad, just an ocean of hysterical laughter and sheer awe at how bad it was.
Devil may cry is about the devil crying. He cries a lot in real life because he’s a fag. And dante isn’t a pushover, he’s likely some type of extra dimensional 5D experiencer.
You like Pause to Switch Weapons
You will play DMD New Game
Malkavian Mind Control
Bangin 7 gram rocksThat's how I roll
Rose, listen to me. Winning that ticket was the best thing that ever happened to me. It brought me to you. And I’m thankful, Rose. I’m thankful. You must do me this honor...promise me you will survive....that you will never give up...not matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now, and never let go of that promise
>>736931413Broke Back Mountain isn't even a Western, you fucking idiot, it takes place in like the 80's or some shit.
Ominous Music Playing
>>736954786Retard.
I liked DmC but it was also the only game i played by this franchise (i dont care about). Dante was kino.
Ah Natura Craws?It's in the back
Wasn’t this written by the guy making the Elden Ring movie?
>>736935538Don't forget to replace the BGM with the Mask of Zorro soundtrack.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPKHxbOg19s
Haberdash
Vidyas for this Kinography
>>736926494DMC by Ninja Theory was better than any other DMC. In fact, it was the only good and memorable game in the series.
>>736955732THIS
Exorcisto Eye
What do we Think about it Mr Hat
We'll go all the way to Hell Mr.Hat
say, master of DMC1, you mind namefaggin' or getting a signature or somesuchi'd loathe to miss all the itsunotards sperging out over your posts
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Rate my Animal Crossing character
You're not the boss of me now
Winning at Impossible Levels
I accept you're concession
------Buracku Jacku Activates his Sixth Sense---
Wtf is happening ITT?
Rate my Epic 3x3
Friends are Cringe kid
Old Man used PokêBall
Mr MIME used MIMIC
QUE TE JODAN!
I'll dance on your graves
How about this one?
I'm not even remotely scared of you
NNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR
Your N-Word Pass, Sir
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>>736927639the donte from the reveal trailer looked better than the release donte desu
Now that the dust has settled, is Sonic Character Action?
people like to shit on DmC but at least it was playable unlike dmc2
Magicant
PK Fire
Behold my power
Judo Chop!
>>736931413>>736955018KEK this retard actually giving Tameem and the game's art director way too much credit and think they're being geniuses and totally not using Brokeback Mountain to directly insult OG Dante during that presentation. FFS these retards thought Fight Club was the coolest shit ever and even stated they directly based Donte on Tyler.
.............waitever
>>736934867I would play a DMC sequel that had both Nero and Donte in it. It's relevant to my interests.
The Living Receiver is chosen to guide the Artifact into position for its journey back to the Primary Universe.No one knows how or why a Receiver will be chosen.The Living Receiver is often blessed with a Fourth Dimensional Powers.These include increased strength, telekinesis, mind control, and the ability to conjure fire and water.The Living Receiver is often tormented by terrifying dreams, visions and auditory hallucinations during his time within the Tangent Universe.These surrounding the Living Receiver, known as the Manipulated, will fear him and try to destroy him.
>>736926494what is a prom date?
I can do anything I want
The Primary Universe is fraught with great peril. War, plague, famine and natural disaster are common.Death comes to us all. The Fourth Dimension of Time is a stable construct, though it is not impenetrable.Incidents when the fabric of the fourth dimension becomes corrupted are incredibly rare.If a Tangent Universe occurs, it will be highly unstable, sustaining itself for no longer than several weeks.Eventually it will collapse upon itself, forming a black hole within the Primary Universe capable of destroying all existence.
Papercuts
Oh,It Weegee time?
LMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Did we ever figure out what the fox said?
weeebawoooba weeb?~Bling
>>736961413That song wasn’t even popular dude nobody listened to that shit by choice. They just fucking play their shit music to us to brainwash us.
My name's Deckard Cain, reincarnateI'm the author of the lore for this dark placeI understand, you're a guy on a missionBut if you could just give a min', stay a while and listenBecause again, the land of Sanctuary's fuckedBy the forces of darkness, thank you very muchAnd I suppose I'm responsible for dealing with thisDemon epidemiological chronicle of a diabolical oracleIt’s horribleWhen your chance of living is thinner than a hair follicleSmaller than a molecule, Hell is more than metaphoricalIt's down under the town in the cracks, underground like my rapsNow, let me tell you the factsYou'll need these to get yourself through the actsSo, ensure your ears are clear and sound gets through the waxI come in one of five flavours at onceIf you need speed then you'll favour the MonkThe Wizard is a mage, the Demon Hunter's rangedThe Barbarian is in a rage at the frontThe Witch Doctor is the main name for shamanismToday's the day you make the fate-changing decisionMake haste into the prison of the Dark LordsWho start wars with us, they'll see we're hardcoreIf you're struggling with Azmodan, justTap my number in and ask for Dan 'causeIn that conundrum, I am the manTo leave a demon heaving, gaspingLike it's asthma, damn, cuzI got the master plan, I got the master planI take my scrap to be crafted by an ArtisanThe improvement of loot is essentialWith the exception of my weapon; the pencilTearing apart skeletal archers like parchmentGiving your heart a myocardial infarctionYou'll beg my pardon if I look like an old gnomeBut I've written whole tomes on the SoulstonesSo, lyrically, I'm lethal, all I need is beatsAnd my speech to defeat the Prime EvilWe will succeed 'cause I'm a wizardAnd I run this game like BlizzardYou might also likePitch InvasionDan BullBattlefieldDan BullBoom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom BoomDan Bull?
MIND CRUSH
Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Senator.
Is that the one were he turns into a warewolf??
Kadabra used FLASH
Unobserved I am the noumenonHidden out of sight, I'm the elusive oneWhile observed I'm the phenomenonMiracle in sight, distorting concepts of minds
Burp
this is the only DMC game I actually finished
WHAT AHORRIBLENIGHT TOHAVE ACURSE.
Row Row Row Your BoatNot a single speck of light is showing
That must mean the dangers growing
And they show no signs of slowing
Do butterflies dream of androids
Loooooooooooooooong ago in a distant land
I hads a bukkitxDDDDXF
>>736929528The fuck is this?
Pokemon XDIs not Character Action
>>736957551Unfortunately action game threads are now just a cesspool for retarded schizos
All I wanna do isBLABLAMBLAMBLAM!And take your money
Bitez za dusto
>>736937234>>736937348What we were promised.Shame they had to change it at the last minute.
>>736962374when you reach the peak of enlightenment and it’s just Adult Swim at 3AM
>>736939369>quirky dialogue :(>quirky dialogue japan :othat's really all there is to it
>>736939590>>736958497QUE TE JODAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
The way games journalists jumped to defend this by shitting on "man baby gamers" was bizarre. Same with the Mass Effect 3 ending.
>>736964767mass effect 3's ending defending was pure shilling and business relations (western publishers had a more direct relationships with journos back then) but you are a man baby gamer. you are 30+ years old and posting on /v/ and possibilty quite irate and irrational, you just follow the hivemind
>>736965367You sound peeved.
>>736937234anyone got screenshots of the mail incident?
>>736931173>Dante poorly shooped into fucking Brokeback Mountain There's no way this is real
>>736965367we get it, you were 13 when DmC came out and you have to defend your childhood game
bump
sageru
>>736957551Local schizo meltdown like any thread about a repeatedly discussed topic that goes on for more than a fifty posts.
I miss Donte and Tameem posting bros. Whats Tameem up to lately?
>>736966004>>736965532concession accepted
>>736963817You can see the petty hatred.
>>736926494I really feel like I'm the only one who appreciates Dante and Vergil's designs in this rebootEspecially Vergil, with his elegant clothes and neat hairstyle
The White were Right
Lavender Town
Holy nigger cattle
Everybody Love Raymond
MR MIME attempted HYPNOTIZATION
>DmC thread>*look inside*
>>736968837This is what "winning" looks like apparently
MR MIME used BARRIER
Oh this is the retard who spams his garbage in the persona general in s desperate attempt to be considered a "schizo"
Sweet Dreams
>>736967084He retired from game development and is fucking prostitutes in Spain.Ninja Theory should be dead but unfortunately Microsoft money has them to make terrible walking simulators.
I'll never kneel & I'll never rest
>>736929528why are americans so vile bros
>>736926494QUE TE JODAN
From what grave did I come? Of what evil mixture was I compounded?
I have all that I might need to put an end to you.
>Haha guys look I'm le schizo look how random I am lalala lololoooIt wasn't funny on the persona general and it isn't funny here, fuck off
Crackdown
>>736969205Wtf are you talking about
>>736969680See: >>736969651>>736968926
Alright the jig is up MundusGet in the Flask
>>736969680this shit is a result of a prolonged and coordinated attack on japanese video gamesif you think 90s and 2000s gaming journalists were sneering at japanese games for fun, you are mistakenit's essentially the same thing american car manufacturers pulled on japan when japanese manufacturers started to outcompete them
Retard Absorber
>>736935596>>736935783>>736935650>>736935418>retarded samefag impressed by tapping buttons and ugly graphics
The Arcana is the means by which All is Revealed
>>736970039>everyone who has a different opinion than me is the same person
>>736926494Unironically the only good DMC game. That's the truth nuke that character action troons aren't willing to admit.
>>736926494I... I miss it..
Black hearted evil
>>736944097>great purpose and great utilityWhat was the use of Osiris with Aquilla?
>>736926564SpikeTV
>>736970203Reddit has done so much damage to this game's reputation.
You ever been to a crawfish boil
>>736950001LMAO
>>736970265The angel weapons are mainly for crowd control/ setting up combos and for aquilla that can be used for closing distance.
>>736926494What the fuck was capcom even thinking?
>>736955732>>736955907>truthnuking himselfLol, obvious lie.
>>736928757300 posts later i'm gonna give you your first pity (you).
>>736970432kys tranny
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
>>736970487liking ninja theory DMC is more trooncoded than enjoying 1 and 3-5, you poser
>>736970550You sure about that?
It's that time again g4mers.......,.................
>>736950402ColdSteel solos him.
>>736970487both of those posts are mine lil buddynice try
Happy B-day Saint Patrick!!
>>736970745Of course! how it was always you! all this time!
The cake is a lie?
Kino.https://youtu.be/At8gh-eELd4
Infinite Fun
>>736927639No.>color coded enemies (you can only kill red enemies with red weapons)>squirrel cum demon circles (the woman sucked their dicks to get the cum)>alex jones boss>abortion sniper>removing the human part of dante and replacing it with angels served no purpose, i dont even recall any enemies or characters related to heaven>fedora vergil being LITERALLY "i am 14 and this is deep *tips fedora*">combichrist in general sucks assI could forgive all that though if it was a new IP and not some jeet using DMC as a footstool to try and make more money for his other game, which is a shitty pagan walking sim.
NARPAS SWORD
>>736970163Correct.>>736970487>won't show timestamp>>736970612Yes, you're the faggot.
Rate my Character Action Tier
Did you wake up on the right side of the bed?
>>736971143>color coded enemiesDE>squirrel cum demon circlesWitch and why are you desperate for her to suck off a squirrel?>alex jones bossBill o reilly>abortion sniperIgnoring the context for the scene>removing the human part of danteKat>fedora vergil being LITERALLY "i am 14 and this is deep *tips fedora*Wrong>combichrist in general sucks assYou have no taste.
>>736970480He's objectively right except for DMC4. DmC gameplay is actually good, but the entire game is tainted by donte's existance.
Dr Seuss is Lucifer? How could this happen
Are you the Keymaster?
Do you have the Guiding Light?
HuffI ain't gotta take this shitI'm the gahdamn motherfuckin wizard king
Be a Hero for Autism
Click ClackThe Guns Comin' Out
sCoObY DoObY DoO, wHeRe aRe yOu?We gOt sOmYoU GoT A SlIvErbUt yOu'rE NoThAvE YoUrSeLf a sCoObY SnAcKThAt's a fAcT
MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN TO USE THE DEVIL TRIGGER
Simon, This blood, is for you
>>736963817>no vergilsaurusWe were robbed.
>>736926494I have a friend who looked exactly like this when this game came out. He refused that he looked like donte but it was true gonna look for old pic of his if I can find it
Goodbye Fish.
Goodbye Fish.Goodbye Fish.
Niggers on this website read your mind & psy op you
If I can offer you one tip for the future, Sunscreen would be It
>>736929528>claims the importance of acknowledging your faults in order to succeed>refuses to acknowledge his faults>loses
Tarukaja
The Gloves are off Pal
Mind Control Deez Nutz
>>736927639Retroactively, yes. The reboot failed, regular DMC is back and all we have left are the memes which were fucking hilarious.
>>736929528funny to think about how the current day subversion of appealing to "the modern audience" may have been started off by this game in japan.instead of learning from its failure, they instead doubled down like retards.
Water of divine blessings. It holds the power to eliminate all the evil that's around you.
This item will generate distortion and bring the world closer to the demon realm.
C'mon it's Cuhrayzee Clown Time
A Wild ???¿¿¿ Appears
>>736943110This is a game that unironically would have done a lot better if it didn't have the DMC name attached.
Butcher sincerity, act out of loyaltyDefend your free country, wish away the painHand out lobotomies to save little familiesSurrealistic fantasy, bland, boring, plain
Sickening pessimist hypocrite masterConservative communist apocalyptic bastard
https://youtu.be/VK_XZLxmizQ
Thank you dear god for putting me on this earthI feel very privileged in debt for my thirst
It's Fun to have FunYou just have to Know How
Woooooooah.Arcana.
Xbox go home
My favorite image from this period of games was a comparison between Donte and Dante.>donte cries in pain as hes cutting himself>dante is impaled with a massive broadsword, and all hes thinking about is what pizza he'll order tonight
Liz Mind Control
Brain Blast yourself dumb faggot!
Cry me a river
Meds
Here we go buddy, here we go buddy here we go
Pentacle
Is JimboJosh in this gaem or not
Beepooadoopadoop boop skoop bop skippa doop doop boopa doop doop doopa loopa bing bong waaaaaaaam waaaamalan doooooong ding dong dang doooooong bing chilling
It's Time to Tip the Scales
Blue OniBaloney
You just got served
BABOOOM!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!Headshot
Take thisThere is meaning in you using it
>Makes Some Strange Gestures.Fii Fie Foe Fum
Mission ResultsMission Results you dumb retardMISSION REULTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CHARACTER ACTIONCHARACTER-ACTION-TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Combo mashingBRAINLETS!!!!!!BRAINLEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You're stupid it took you this long to realizeFucking LOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEWWRRRRRRRRRRAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>736928757Swap 1 with 3 and you're right
So now that the dust has settled DMC1 is the best.
The time has come & so have II mogged the thread and you came to die
I push my fingers Into My EEEEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEESAAASSSSS
NIGGERNIGGERNIG
ITT moments in gaming that masterfully set the tone for the final boss.I always appreciated those moments; gets you hyped up for the last hurdle you have to overcome to clear the game.
Plasmaterial
*BRAP*to hungerIs to be alive
>>736929528>ching chong who knows his placeBased!
*poof*I'm MR MeeseeksLook at me
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOO *SNEEZE* SCHLOP SCHLOP SHLOP
All Smiles
Tater Tots, Cold Duck on iceAnd we can clip coupons all nightAnd baby you can have whatever you like, you likeI said you can have whatever you like, you likeYeah… Take you out for dinner anywhere that you pleaseLike Burger King or Mickey D'sAnd baby you can have whatever you like, you likeI said you can even have the large fries, large friesYeah… Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guyWhen I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the 2-plyWant it, you can get it, my dearI got my Costco membership card right here… Yeah you like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen?Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em comin'You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat itDump the flavor packet on it and eat it… Pork and beans and Minute RiceAnd we can play cribbage all nightAnd baby you can have whatever you like, you likeI said you can have whatever you like, you likeYeah, yeah… I can take you to the Laundromat downtownAnd watch all the clothes go 'round and 'roundAnd baby we can go wherever you like, you likeI said we can go wherever you like, you likeYeah, yeah… Hottest shorty I know, if you had some Lipo
People often shit talk this game because it has a shit story, and passable gameplay but then go praise a game like resident evil requiem, which has a shit story and passable gameplay. I get told cope like "the story in resident evil never mattered" so what you can suddenly excuse it for being reprehensibly bad? The story in devil may cry never mattered so I'll excuse this shit heap
Is this a JoJo Reference?
Is this Lynchian?
It's a Thing thing, you wouldn't understand
>>736927639It's my favorite DMC. In fact, it's the only DMC I actually enjoy playing through
When the Manipulated awaken from their Journey into the Tangent Universe, they are often haunted by the experience in their dreams.Many of them will not remember.Those who do remember the Journey are often overcome with profound remorse for the regretful actions buried within their Dreams, the only physical evidence buried within the Artifact itself, all that remains from the lost world.Ancient myth tells us of the Mayan Warrior killed by an Arrowhead that had fallen from a cliff, where there was no Army, no enemy to be found.We are told of the Medieval Knight mysteriously impaled by sword he had not yet built.We are told that these things occur for a reason.
Water and Metal are the key elements of Time Travel.Water is the barrier element for the construction of Time Portals used as gateways between Universes as the Tangent Vortex.Metal is the transitional element for the construction of Artifact Vessels.
screeners, an AC-130 crew in the sky and an American special operations unit on the ground nearby — tracked the convoy, trying to decide whether it was friend or foe. This is the official U.S. transcript of the radio transmissions and cockpit Con u have really ru u have ru eurh u uh u y u rh urh urh ur wh teuh I have a lot up to me you're not iu me I think you u fondle rite I'm right ey yyeu and the y eyu is a y u have u have ru y I don't u say why don't u uh yes ey u ever eye when I uu my epic g u can u 4 y u y I y u say y u e
*kicks dirt in your eye*
I'll miss the playground and the animals & digging up worms
So nobody is calling out the obvious bot that's been going for over 12 hours at this point?
whisperwhisperwhisperBoss.It would appear to be a successful infiltration
>>736981810Out of sight, out of mind.Just hide the posts and forget.
~Ominous Music Playing~
AJAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHPause. | |LMFAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO.lol
I'd do it againandagaina dagainandagainandagainandagainandagainandagainandagain
Alexa, Release Control Arts Level Zero
Bippity bobbidy booHickory dickory doc
based shizo dumper
He covets the wind I suppose
Harmony Attunement( Missile Formation ) Damage boost?
jesus christ literally a bot thread
Bruce: [messes his hair] Is it my hair, Bill? Are my teeth not white enough? Or, like the great falls, is the bedrock of my life eroding beneath me?[sticking his face into the camera]Bruce: Eroding, eeeeroding, eeeeerodding
AyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyWabbodeeebaiday
PK FLASH
The Monster Lord is you!
And so the journey begins
TWOOOOOO MILLENIUM AGO, there was a war..........................
Maragidyne
Noob
Autistic Mode ENGAGE
