Fire Warrior is on Steam now. Will (You) learn to love the Greater Good now /v/?
>look it up>no sexy girls>old shitpass
>>736931142I wish there were more Tau centered 40K video games. An XCOM clone were you play as a team of Fire Warriors but unlock a bunch of different alien auxiliaries are you play would be fucking rad as hell.
that game is ass
>>736931142>Fire Warrior>Rites of War>Mark of Chaos>All on steam, supposedly patchedOh FUCK
>you vill play as zee super-evolved cud chewers und you vill LIKE EET
>>736931563OkDoes my character have fat tiddie pinups in his bunk?
>retard OP glowing up a shit game>with gooner Tau art>a fucking sample image too like a dumb faggot
>>736931142is blood bowl 2 completely blocked from purchasing in general or because I'm in yurop?blood bowl 1 is less than 2 bucks though so I'm not too bothered but
>>736933240Steam says BB2 Legendary Edition is not only still on sale but is on sale for $3 right nowOh well. Europeans don't understand real Football anyway so don't worry about it
>>736931142the game is fucking dire
>>736931142>Gue'la visitor*ahem*"Abelard! Tell this bloated courtesan that she WILL refer to me as Lord-Captain Von Valancius, or else she will get beaten until her bruises are blue as her xeno skin!"
>>736933935huh, weird. I guess I'll buy a key elsewhere
Would you rather play this or Tron 2.0?
>>736931142How'd Tau replace Eldar in lewd art?
waiting for a taucow breeding simulator and shant be buying a warham property until they release it
>>736935549Eldar are literally worthless, not even good for porn any more.
>>736935549Cows are in. Androgyny is out.
>>736931142it's quiet
ITS QUIET
>>736935549coneheads are unattractive, and drukhari are hotter in the fantasy setting
>>736936459Dark elves are cool because unlike high elves and wood elves they don't ponce about in woods.>but naggaroth has woo-fuck off, it is ice and mountain land.
>>736935549Blue is the designated color for hot alien girls who exist to form marriage bonds and procreate with humans.>Asari>Na'vi>Andorans>Twi'leks>Andelites>Tau
>>736936680no anon, it's at least 1 third woodland as well
>>736936690Blue is for standing out against any and all nature or manmade structures for easy target acquisition.
>>736936459This one is funny because the only actual, canon, confirmed Human/Eldar romance is between a Human male in service to a Cabal and a Dark Eldar Wych.
>>736935549tau are the reddit faction and reddit is full of gooners
>>736931546GoG releases were patched too
>>736936776>Literally genetically designed to be noticed by humans You get a blue snake girl alien and it's all over. Your psyche is gonna be locked right onto her.
>>736935549Eldar lorewise were not conducive to in house reasons why they would ever have a relationship of any kind with a Monkeigh. T'au on the other hand have a bunch of reasons as to why they would regularly interact with a Gue'Vesa on the level of relative equals. Though lorewise Tau aren't actually that hot.
>>736936830Makes sense. From everything we know of the lore the Eldar view us more or less like we'd view monkeys. Now who the fuck would want to fuck a monkey? Don't post balloon tower monkeys, I mean real ones The answer; probably the Drukhari. Those sick fucks would probably fuck a real monkey.
>>736937917No matter who or what you are, someone somewhere wants to fuck you.
what Should I start reading if I like Tau
>>736939864Communist propaganda I would assume.
>>736938227Whenever I see this Tau model I get an immense desire to motorboat her boobs and drink her tittysweat.
>>736939864>Liking xenosTry reading something that isn't 40k, you'll be far happier and less annoying that way.
anything else I should pick up? I don't really care about the turn based 40k ones since i've already played them way back and have no desire to revisit them.
>>736941365>see fat tits>neuron activation Yea you and everyone else.
>>736941497liberation of volistad
>it's another episode of the same shitty pieces spammed
>>736942183Xenos fans aren't particularly bright.
>>736942183The tau cow gooner mill can only turn so fast anon.
>>736936763>the Broken Land on the east>the Broken Lands on the west
>>736939864The Communist Manifesto, Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Trans, ResetEra forum posts
>>736931142ehm... where's the femboys?
>>736943692Being molested by the Sisters of Battle.
>>736935549GW mindbroke taufags with the canon mind control, without being the "pure good guys" they have nothing else to talk aboutI'm not even joking that's it
>>736943741*molesting the Sisters of Battle
>>736941382Nah Orks, Necrons, Nids and Genestealers are alright. The other four are garbage though and I can't even bring myself to utter their names.
>>736936337>played Fire Warrrior years ago>main thing I remember is the *teleports right in front of you and immediately shoots rockets at you before you can react* Chaos Marines
>>736943820do emperor's children even have sex anymore? I feel like they'd consider it extremely boring after being with slaneesh for so long
>>736944083It might be old lore but yeah they do rape some women in one of the Inquisitor books. Their dicks are all mutated with eyes and teeth and tentacles too.
>>736943754Funny considering the mind control thing was added because the empirefags couldn't stand the idea of ctual good guys.
>>736944083They're probably the only Space Marines that can.
>>736943754Who the fuck needed good guys?I play Tau and I don't give a shit if they're head by mindcontrolling liars or not
>>736944192they're the only one's that do, SM aren't eunuchs, they technically can fuck but it's only the EC that ever would
>>736944159I like the idea of the Tau starting as good guys, but then gradually getting corrupted by the necessities of survival in the 40K setting.
>>736944192Sapce wolfs probably have tried
>>736944159Ehhh that whole shtick only had so much mileage, I'm glad they put that in and I want them to go further. Either they would just be ignorant forever to the horrors of the galaxy, break the galaxy to their rules, or adapt and become evil. And tau fags were really annoying about being "good", I dunno it felt like they were missing the point of the settingGW have them go full covenant and declare humans lost to the greater good!
>>736944312They cannot reproduce I know that much. Their shit still works but they don't have any sex drive as far as I'm aware.
>>736944159>because the empirefags couldn't stand the idea of ctual good guys.There are good guys in 40k, and it's not the shitty blue space 'jeets.
There is no escape from Chaos. It marks us all.
FUCK THE IMPERIUM FUCK CHAOSWE BALL
>>736944409I don't think the Tau are that out of place in 40K to me mainly because they're still hopelessly outnumbered, and would be fucked if any of the other factions got annoyed at them enough. If they were a serious galactic power, then it would get silly.
>>736931142BLUE (forehead) PUSSY!!!!BLUE ASSHOLE!!!
>>736944680>mutates and makes daemon engines"nah but it's based when we do it"
>>736944328This is the best take on the Tau.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3oNcEC0nU
>>736944584robutt girlyman isn't good, the only good primarch is fucking dead because Horus is a petty cunt
>>736944680He's literally a daemon prince now.
>>736944893Bile literally looked slaneesh in the eye and said "nuh-uh"
>>736945020That's him coping, he nearly died looking at slaanesh
>>736945020Even if you reject the gods it doesn't mean you don't inadvertently serve them or aren't corrupted by them. You can't escape Chaos. Everything you do feeds the gods.
>>736935549blue skin. this happens every single time. humans are most attracted to blue skin
>>736938227>>736941917this 3d model conversion is 1:1. who did this?
>>736945168Yep. Ever since Rebecca Romijin Mystique in the Fox X-men movies (J-law's costume was inexcusably terrible)
>>736945238Gee maybe that watermark in the bottom right corner is some clue?
>>736931546But why would you want to play Fire Warrior?
>>736944083>do emperor's children even have sex anymore?they never did, the worst shit they ever did was "farm" women for their skin and used it as curtains throughout their ships and used their hair as carpet
>>736945253Wow that had a lot more areola than I remembered
>>736945116jesus fuck I hate chaos wank so much, I wish the silent king would just chuck a few pylons in the eye of terror so you fags will shut up for at least a few minutes
>>736945320You are wrong though.
>>736934846Roleplaying as a sneering colonial? Lame. Instead, just ham it up as a very racist but well meaning sex tourist. You'll demean the worthless xenos without having to use physical force. They'll have to grin and bear it as you bend them over for social communications that are very quaint and backwards, but you're up for any new experience with these exotic peoples.
>>736945363space marines don't have functioning genitals Anon
The steam port is worse than the GoG release.
>>736945356>bitter xenosfag seething at the Primordial Truth yet again
>>736944706They'd serve a good enough thematic niche as "What comes after" for the Imperium the same way DaoT humanity likely usurped some other race while the Eldar watched for fun. Except now there are Galaxy ending threats like the Nids and Ancient evils like the Necrons and Orks reaching a zenith that the idea of T'au inheriting the Galaxy seems like a laughable idea
>>736945320>sell your soul to the god of sex, drugs and rock>still an incellaugh at marine chuds
>>736943358>Great Unclean Oneyou have more than 1 nibbling?
>>736945280searching up "bonzai!" gives nothing
>>736945437The nids are just going to eat your god's food and let them wither away anyhow.
>>736945434And the GoG version is also trash. Maybe they fixed it since it came out but when I played it it had insane mouse acceleration. It felt like mapping your mouse to right analog in an emulator. Here's a cow I painted last week.
>>736944328They were never good guys though? They were ideological and racial supremacists who wanted to spread their ideology of the Greater Good to the wider galaxy, and were willing to use any tactic available to do so. They just weren’t as over the top with it like everyone else in the setting so people thought they didn’t fit.
>>736935549There's multiple autists who wish they were Elves (Actually it's more like they wish they were White) So if you post and lewd Eldar you insight their autism to "defend" the honor of Elves causing them to go into autistic rants and spam threads to death because you dared post a lewd Eldar picture.Oh wait you mean art in general not just what art gets posted on an imageboard. Uh... Tau are blue, and Draenei are blue, and Na'vi are blue. So people just instinctively make porn of blue skinned races for some reason. This means when Humans go to space. If we ever discover a blue skinned alien species. (Even if they are a non-sentient species) People are going to try and fuck them. Because blue color.
>>736944680This is why I hate the Horus Heresy and post-fall of Cadia "returning" Primarchs. 95% of the time, it's demystifying the Primarchs or character assassinating them - usually both. I don't even give a shit about Peter Turbo, but turning him into a fucking daemon prince instead of keeping him as an unaligned renegade is fucking braindead.>>736945020Did people just not finish this trilogy, or what? In the end, Bile accepts he's a tool for Slaanesh (the chaos gods, more broadly). The Word Bearer dude Bile has a consistent back and forth with across the trilogy bascially rubs it in Bile's face about winning their argument.
TOTAL TAUNIGGER DEATH
>>736945580Nice. I want to get back into models once...certain family matters are settled. He's my old Kill Team
>>736945574>The nids are just going to eat your god's foodNot if it's Hive Fleet Kronos
>>736945605I guess you're right, though any true "good guy" race would be dead in 40K because even if they just kept to their own planet, the Imperium would purge them regardless.
>>736945605>Tau found a water planet full of important resources>Natives were open to the greater good but needed a the resources for themselves>Shortly after they formed an alliance with the Tau their entire species was genocided by a plague that only affected them and no other speciesWhat a great tragedy. Truly the Tau are the good guys for keeping their memory alive and having their sacrifice not be in vain.
>>736945779The only way that a good guy faction works is if you write them to be very competent (which would not be out of character, as evil is usually self defeating) but it would also be insufferable mary sue shit compared to the rest of the setting.
For me, it’s the Farsight Enclaves
>>736945626>In the end, Bile accepts he's a tool for Slaanesh (the chaos gods, more broadlydid.. did you not read the actual final line where the real bile rises out of the pod and declares "there are no gods"? it's the last thing bile says and reinforces that he hasn't truly changed
>>736945673Very clean. I am way too lazy to put decals on my infantry.
>>736945950based
>>736945684Those nids in particular will be doing so. Chaos, in one way or another, has no future in the galaxy. They're literally on the lowest potential for victory. There's Nids probably winning, Necrons maybe pulling out an upset, both of these somehow forgetting to deal with the orks, humanity getting a story based ass-pull victory, and the chaos faction somehow.. winning. Which would lead to stagnation and death regardless eventually.It's truly the most boring meaningless faction for edgelords in a fictional universe of edgelords.
>>736945932>by a plague that only affected them and no other speciesIsn't that how most diseases work IRL, only being able to infect one or a few species?
>>736945970He's posturing with his defiance. He has to tell himself he has a way out in order to keep moving, but he's, more or less, 100% cucked.
Is a Primarch's soul just that of a greater demon but refined by Emps or did that change too?
>>736945626The only 40k books I've read are the Cawl novels. Everything else is either games or whatever I read on the wiki when I'm bored
>>736946172It’s not the disease itself that’s questionable, it’s that the disease only appeared shortly after the Tau did and only after the natives said no.
>>736946195ok erebus
Chaos are jobbers and bend the knee to Xenochads.
>>736943236Tau are mountain goat people. Not cows.
>>736946459Tau are a conglomerate of 5 separate subspecies collectively known as Tau.
>>736946459Wrong.
>>736943754Tau have the coolest mecha in 40k, that is all I care about.
>>736946405>Fart marines try to obliterate the Tau>goddess made by only the human portion of the Empire body them
>>736946780I still prefer the walking sarcophagus powered by gasoline and hate
>>736945626>turning him into a fucking daemon princeI'm kind of confused about this, the lore said that Perturabo absolutely will not become a tool of the chaos gods but by becoming daemon prince you are pretty much a puppet with string attached for the chaos god, did something happen that made him change his mind?
>>736946780same
>>736946661Unreliable narrator. How new are you, tourist?>>736946579Yes and they're all goat people.
>>736945673Those Pathfinders are looking smooth, anon.Here are my goats
>>736946405Any faction that doesn't have a Primarch is automatically second-class at best.Necrons and Dark Eldar are third class.Tau and Eldar are bottom tier at fourth class, where they belong.
so should i just get the GoG version instead? i already played firewarrior and I don't mind replaying it but this steam port seems like it has issues still.
>>736946896I really wish the Imperium or the Tau did it for me. No one is quite the right fit for battletech autism.
>>736946969>>736946661Luckily, goats can still be milked.
>>736947081King Crab my beloved.
>>736947095Correct but they have big booties and small tiddies. Which the art should reflect.
>>736946892>did something happen that made him change his mind?Modern GW writing.
>>736946195sure saqqara, sure
>>736945673How tf do you paint highlights so perfectly straight
>>736946195Bile is correctly asserting that Slannussy isn't a god, because the warp entities aren't actual gods, no matter how powerful they may be. It gave him a literal heart attack and he still said that it wasn't a god. That wasn't some cope, it was showing how strong in his belief Bile is.
I just think Tau Weapons are kinda lame outside Ion.
>>736947209I'm very glad the art does NOT reflect that.
>>736947393i loved all the philosophy discussions in those books
>>736946892in the recent scouring book he fell for the classic "i can contrrol chao, I have a plan" trap
>>736947780I really enjoyed the part where he said "Its Turbo Time" and then proceeded to do fucking nothing at all
>>736931142>>736933240Is Blood Bowl 2 good? And I mean overall, not just "good for the current price on sale"
Taucow milk
>>736947932Yeah.
>patch in a message that tells people that your setting is now corposlop and those old games with goofiness just don't represent the brand anymore
>>736931142Subjugate the T'au!
It's quiet.
>>736948024In Fire Warrior? No chance, there's always some fucking blaring noise playing, possible due to an audio bug.
>>736947209I'm very sad more art does not reflect that ideal body type
>>736947919Bratty T'au need correction.
>>736948145Most unfortunate indeed. Tau art has been co-opted by poojeets who love disgusting cowtits instead of peak white male appealing forms.
>>736947981>give people games set in a time when 40k was better>"P-PLEASE REMEMBER THAT UHHHH THE LORE ISN'T THIE PROBLEMATIC ANYMORE, BUY OUR HECKIN 11TH EDITION"This is like when they first released TOW and had some fucking preamble that was basically a pitch to try AoS because the Old World DEFINITELY blew up.
>>736948498But anon, that character has big blue titties as well as a big blue ass.
>>736945987Thanks. Yeah I think at some point I had a reason for paining the decals but I forgot what it was.>>736946973Love the terrain. Wish I had some>>736947376Most of the highlights are on corners so it's easy to paint those straight by just painting with the side of the brushThe rest is autism and a steady hand. My close vision has gotten shittier so I need a magnifying glass now, though
>>736935549Giant robots and big titty women go together like peanut butter and jelly.
>>736947919I liked it a lot. You can also buy all the DLC for cheap. Why not watch a match on Youtube?
>>736948072>join greater>the good?
>>736947981I think it’s more due to fact a single fire warrior killed a lord of change lolGW is really anal over certain things now lore wise in vidya
>>736948753Gue'la can't even read their own language... sad...
Where is my state mandated tau gf?
>>736947981This was added because most warhammer fans don’t have suspension of disbelief anymore and think anything in video games is 100% canon Like how you fucks always say tau sterilize humans due to soulstorm
>another warhammer thread on /v/>everybody spamming heresy>nobody talking about the actual videogames released today
>>736948918>Gue'vesa>getting anywhere near a TauYou'll be used for propaganda purposes only.
>>736948940Fuck off back to /tg/ you fucking snitch
>>736948784>GW is really anal over certain things now lore wise in vidyaUnless some big money is involve. If a certain group says a firewarrior can bring down a greater daemon, it's okay.
>>736948940I mean they're fucking 30 years old. how many zoomers on this site do you expect to actually want to play a game like that? They can barely play Ocarina of Time. The most recent one, Fire Warrior, is shit too.
>>736948934There's also 40K newfags that might actually get confused by the differences in old and new lore.
>>736948940I mean you could always report the thread for being off-topic, which is it, but I kinda doubt the jannies are gonna do jack shit about it.
>>736947919Afaik BB2 >>> BB3 > BB1The only gripe with 2 is that the commentators get stale.
>>736949064>>736948934I mean of all the games added which one has different lore? If anything all these games technically make up the mold of modern 40k lore
>>736948727>>736949113Fine, I'll check some gameplay on youtube to see if the best faction Chaos looks fun and if it does buy itWas Blood Bowl 2 one of those games where you had to buy the blood and gore as DLC or was that some other company's controversy - not GW?
>>736949159Does Boltgun have that warning seeing Malum Caedo is Sanguinus level plot power levels?
>>736944584>tau suck theyre good guy mary sues who get away with bullshit>now back to my favorite faction, the ultramarines
>>736949159Off the top of my head the Raptor space marines who show up in Fire Warrior use the blue and yellow color scheme and not their modern olive drabThough a theory was after they were maimed by the tau they basically went back and fully redid their chapter ideology
>>736945626Perty was a demon prince a literal decade before he made an appearance in the heresy series you retarded quinary faggot. He's been a demon prince longer than most people on this board have been alive. Stop regurgitating grognard talking points you don't understand.
>>736949267>warhammer was always shitOn that we can agree
>>736949252The Raptors in Fire Warrior also make literal bird sounds.
>>736936337I played a physical copy on my old xp machine many years ago. The endlessly repeating like from my playthrough was "WATCH YOUR SPACING" over and over again. A Nightdive style remaster would really help this game.
>>736949267Why does Warhammer have so much fake grogs now like who are these guys trying to impress
>>736949159I’m unsure maybe the older Fantasy games? The space hulk is from 2013, Dow 2, maaaybe fire warriors events?
>>736949331I played the PS2 version about a decade ago, and I don't remember any repeating voice lines.
>>736931142Honestly I stopped caring about Space Marine 2 after the campaign and went to Helldivers 2, the combat isn’t as funDarktide though is great
>>736944893ENTER
>>736949445i would have liked SM2 more if it wasn't just parry slop skill checks for every difficult fight.
>>736949342Popular IPs keeps fucking up forcing their consumer to migrate. If Disney didn't fucked up Star Wars and Paramount with Trek, I doubt people will be flocking to 40k.
>>736949547And then you have GW accidently making a right wing setting they have been trying to apologize for it without trying to piss off to much chuds>female custodes Fun fact /v/ bros the miniature marketing images are positioned in a way where they don’t market female miniatures or mention it directly in the description
>>736949547But GW fucked up 40k too? Where will the 40k fags migrate to, Battletech?
>>736949267>Perty was a demon prince a literal decade before he made an appearance in the heresy seriePlease explain.
>>736945425isn't there a description of EC basically raping a bunch of IoM humans during the siege of Terra while high on drugs? Or was this retconned when 40K become big in burgerland and the puritans over there censored james workshop?
>>736949676Battletech has mechs. Mechs are normalfag natural repellent.
I bought Blood Bowl 2 for 3 dollars with all the DLCThat's pretty nice
>>736945625For as profitable as Avatar is there is still a shockingly low amount of smut. It's bizarre. Maybe because the Na'vi are 9ft tall lanklet track athletes instead of the safe horny normalfag choice of an 8ft tall le goth muscle mommy with XBOX HUEG milkers, so most coomers and normies just have a hard time interfacing with it.
>>736935549Tau want to convert you to their empireMakes sense they'd use hot girls to lure you
>>736948934That was in Dark Crusade, and the video games were always in the grey area of canon thanks to how big the setting was. The whole of the Blood Ravens story in the DoW would be fine canonically because the whole series of games take place in what may as well be the boonies.New “fans” are orbiters who take YouTube lore channels as law and repeat memes without any understanding.
>>736949848>Mechs are normalfag natural repellent.I was about to argue with you but then I realized you're right and it made me sad.
>>736939864Try Elemental Council.
I have only seen pornographical images of these blue cunts, I have no idea what they actually look like
>>736950060Is that the one where the human wants to fuck the ethereal?
>>736949761in a novel (set closer to the 40k present day) that came out before the Heresy novels he was described as a demon prince of towering spite ruling over medrengard. ergo his fate was always knownthe other anon's post is a little confusing
>>736950062Withered blue raisin people.
>>736950081Yes.
>>736950062that IS what they actually look like
>>736944312They theoretically shouldn't. Space marines being able to fuck/have kids kinda goes against the emperors plan to replace some of them/not have them rule over mankind. If that didnt get retconned I dont know.
>>736949676Few years ago there was a month where Battletech had more income (or sales, can't remember) than 40k and all the GW shills on /tg/ had an absolute melty over it>>736949912I think it's because you fuck them with your dreads which takes it too far from "weird human" territory and into "actually alien alien" zone
>>736949912it's probably because the movies fucking suck and were completely forgettable "le noble savages vs. evil evil evil nature haters" shit
>>736950062
>>736949845Mix of torture and some rape but mostly this fucks get off on torture, combat and drugs.
>>736950119there are old offhand mentions of Salamanders and White Scars taking wives on their homeworlds, but no offspring was ever implied, or frankly anything besides "they do it to be part of the community"
Ready for your cultural exchange Gue'la?
>>736949445My mega normal fag friend got me to play it. He seemed to love it, but yeah I was thinking the combat was mid the whole time and had zero desire to do the extra stuff after the main campaign. Game does look good though.
>>736949176That was Total War Warhammer. Supposedly done to skirt age ratings but if CA could lie to sell DLC they would
>>736950297fuckin drukari lookin ass
>>736950140The movies suck but the first one had good CGI that looked good in 3D and that was enough to brainwash billions of females that its the greatest movie ever made (evil humans vs good and cute nature certainly helped)Suprised there isn't female avatar smut about being raped by the smoke jaguars or taming savage navi or other female smut tropes
>>736949845i think the closest you're going to get to actual CM rape is in the old Ian Watson novels. there was a bit in there about some CMs (night warriors?) that i think implied they had horrifically augmented codpieces or somethingbecause ian watson is a weird perv
>>736931142>>736931291i have an ever-growing cumbrain fatigue
>>736950432i thought it was legitimately interesting in 3 to have tribes of navi be actively hostile to the established ones (common in real life tribes and almost never brought up) but i just KNOW that shit will go nowhere if they ever make a 4th
>>736950594cry about itjust turn the computer off bro lmao
>>736944051You thinking of the ones that play dead? Because the Chaos marines will sometimes play dead and then use the backpack thrusters to jump up extremely fast and immediately shoot you which is basically just instant death if they have a rocket launcher.
>>736950594Me too fellow xister
>>736950594you can just not click on the thread with giant tits next time, retarded homo
>>736950594go to church dude
>>736950654>>736950691>>736950720>>736950729>cumbrain hivemind seethes in unison
>>736950809what are yous gay or sumthin
>>736950809>I'm a retard and I click on things I don't like on purposeOk dude.
>>736950809who asked bruh
>>736950836>>736950840>>736950872is this perhaps a gooner symphony?
>>736950916oh i get it, he just wants to see more tau titties and the bait is reverse psychologyclever
>>736950151oh that's it, is that like a head vagina or something
>>736951096nasal cavity instead of a nose, it's kinda just used the same way, nothing too special about it
>>736950297Is this AI? I can't tell anymore
>>736951096That's their equivalent of noses.
When are we going to find out that Emps created the Tau as a side project so they could develop tech for humanity and then get wiped out
>>736951181sgt lonely has been around for longer than AI
>>736931291>talking shit about Doomguy: blue ayy editionyou are an absolute faggot
>>736951253Few things just doesn't make sense like the angle of the neckless, a cut on her upper right arm that somehow make it ways to the weapon that she's holding, the way she placed her pole arm between her hips and the swords.But all of this can also be human mistake because I made this type of mistake before.
>>736951710Yeah, where do you think AI get's all it's fuck ups from?
I don't think Tau titties are real actually. I think its all fake.
>>736949761Perturabo as a character was initially fleshed out in 2002 in Storm of Iron and the 3rd edition CSM Codex, and described as a daemon prince in both. The broad strokes of his pre-heresy origins came later in the IW Index Astartes article in 2004(?), where it is reiterated again that HE IS A DAEMON PRINCE, 8 years before he actually made his first real appearance in the Heresy novel series proper in either The Crimson Fist or Angel Exterminatus (both came out in 2012, I don't remember which came first). The reason I feel the need to sperg about this is because Perturabo being resistant to using Chaos *is* an invention of the Horus Heresy series, which is ironically the exact thing that the subhuman fake grog was whining about.
>>736949250All xenos are ontologically evil just like Chaos. The Imperium are the protagonists and heroes of the setting.
>Fire WarriorSo many people burned by that dogshit game because of the 40k name and cool cover lol
>>736931142paizuri
>>736952185I don't care what people on T'au think cause T'au ain't a real place!
>>736952664THE INTEREX WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG
>>736953027If the Interex were so smart how come they're dead?
>>736953027Thanks Error-bus, thanks Whore-ass. Great guys.
>>736953061Emps let his closest son get corrupted by Chaos and did literally nothing to stop it. So much for his future predicting ability.>b-but muh configurations
>>736953061Horus had a melty.
>>736953071>this is our most evil and forbidden artifact! we keep it here in plain sight unguarded as a lesson to all others of the perfidy of the warp! if it were to fall into the wrong hands the future of our alliance and race as a whole would be in absolute peril! we, of course, can trust you i take it?>erebus, rubbing bloodstained hands together: "of coursssse..."
>>736952714Crazy enough, I remember enjoying it. But it was a different time
>>736950128Yeah it's kind of crazy the number of people who have seen the movies (or at least the first) and still think the Na'vi reproduce with their brainstem ponytail opening. I remember watching the first movie as a child and understanding they were using them to link nervous systems so the sex was better, man it's almost like the movie says it a dozen times or something.>>736950140>>736950432After rewatching the first movie for the first time in 10 years when the 2nd came out I realized that James Cameron was putting any latent chud energy he had into it alongside his boomer hippy stuff. Think about it. The movie follows a suicidal nihilist who was crippled from avarice tied with a pursuit of purpose alongside a bitchy self professed atheist scientist who get redpilled by a bunch of hunter gatherers living in what is close to the Garden of Eden with their Actual Real God. The movies are all about faith, family, and fighting against soulless modern greed. I don't even think James Cameron meant for them to be chud dogwhistles like that.>>736950612I agree that Varang and the Mangkwan should have been featured more but I think a lot of that is due to the movie getting cut up quite a bit and that the first third is technically the last original third of the 2nd movie that got pushed back because James wanted more whale scenes. Test audiences of the original version of 3 said it was quite different, especially the last half and ending. I would like to see that version.
>>736952185Humanity is the Tau's greatest threat. I absolutely 110% believe that there are Water caste girls bred specifically to appeal to human men for the sake of spreading the Greater Good..
>>736953247The Interex flourished throughout the entire age of strife, knew all about the warp, and had developed tech to contain and counter warp. It was no biggie to them.Also Erebus being 100% corrupted and going undetected is another colossal sign of Emps' failure Theres no way any author could ever retcon this away either.>Actually I wanted to be a half dead soul eating machine and worshipped as a god all along! Malcador was in on it!
>>736931142>Fire WarriorIsn't that PS2 game that's absolute dogshit?
>>736953404The Tau are eventually going to have to cull all of their human followers. That one expansion fleet is full exto already.
I'd rather die than live with aliens controlling everything I do.
>>736953415>"Hey man I read Erebus' head once and summoned a monster from nowhere like the ancient legends of daemons and stuff"
>>736953537
>>736953629Well good news, in the Imperium you'll be killed in no time.
>>736953629I'd rather have a Tau mommy cow controlling everything I do.
>>736953870Yeah
>>736953791Tau swamp ass.
>>736953995Why don't they just turn the fucking air conditioner on?
>>736953620>tried expanding using warp travel>no gellar field>no navigatorOrk level smarts.
>>736950151>Ends with her getting to use her DSL on Dark Eldar Dick.
>>736953791Bros... it's too deep... I can't make it... tell my family I died... for the greater good...
>>736954067The air Ethereals don't let them.
>>736954095>nuke reactor powered mechs with no radiation shielding They are very smart
>>736954095orks do pretty well without either of those things though
>>736945116>You can't escape ChaosYEAH? SEZ OOO?STOOPID UMIE
HOLY MOLY
>>736954230"THA WARP AINT SO BAD. IFFIN YA SEES A BIG SCARY YA CLOSE YA EYEZ"Grunk-Eye Skuller probably
>>736954262>because of their classic nature yadda yadda yaddalmao
I want a guardsman call of duty like game or a Ork Clan Builder game, or even a chaos cult maker gameI would fucking kill for a game where I could make my own Orky Clan
>>736949502I hope this nigga takes the title of Warmaster from Abaddon
>These video games may not accurately reflect current depictions, lore, or presentation within the current Warhammer universes and settingsThey hate that people still prefer the old lore
>>736945528Samzan did the model
>>736954956God it reads like one of the progressive disclaimers for shit made before 2010
>>736953620>cull all of their human followers.I don't think this is ever going to be a policy, but as they continue to push past the Imperial frontier into more sophisticated territory you're no longer going to see situations where a conquered or surrendered planet is left intact. But yeah, human populations are going to have to be sterilized (which I already know they do on some level) and or dispersed across the empire.
>>736955025I thought I recognized his touch. He does great models.
>>736953862Unironically better than turning traitor to be a Tau auxiliary.
>>736953629Ok Captain Artemis
>>736950128Im pretty sure they normal sexual organs, according to the official handbook of the first movieIt also shows Human men have larger dicks than Navi men
>>736955436Which legion would do this?
>>736931142so how many of these games are just AI upscales?
>>736952185What Tau propaganda doesn't want you to believe is that being so close to space bovines certain breeds of Tau diplomats have a nasty habit of swelling up and exploding
>>736955561mad tau disease...
>>736955509most of them
>>736955561Lethally or non-lethally?
>>736955604It's a real problem when establishing new relations. Suffice it to say some locals are blown away by the bombastic exit of a diplomat>>736955626Non-lethally, of course. Their souls may be weak but warp fuckery permits some small mercies.
>playing the starship trooper ultimate bug war>same developer as boltgunneed imperial guard fps with same vein as ultimate bug war
>>736955962>DoltgunMan that was boring. I don't know how they did it but they made it boring.
>>736956079it looked nice, but yeah boring shit2 doesn't look anymore fun
>>736945626I was honestly hoping he'd just look almost the exact same even if he ascended. Dude is stubborn as all hell.
>>736955509literally all of them
>>736955509Not the Night Lords since it's too easy, clean and not terrorizing enough.Not the Emperor's Children since it's not excessive enough. They'll turn that kid into fine dust to snort.Not the Salamanders since it's a human child, plus they'll use flamethrowers insteadNot the Iron Hands, waste of bolt round, they'll turn the kid into a cherub
>>736948498>Tau have been coopted by pajeetsanon, they are cows
>>736956860They're goats.
>>736956860>>736957014They're aliens
We need a massive RPG series about the Primarchs
>>736957231Why didn't the Emperor fire Angron into the nearest star when he started putting the nails into the World Eaters?
>>736946860>>736946661holy guh
>>736950471>tfw no water caste bfwhy live
>>736957296>Hmmm, do I make normal superhuman children, or should they all be fucking stupid?>What if one is a vampire >and a wolf guy>and an emo bird guy>and an angry guy>and a red guy>and the craziest of all, a normal Mongolian, the strongest human to ever liveDo you really think he cared, at all, about any of them doing anything?
>>736957296because neo-nu-emperor is just an outlet for the author's daddy issues.
is there some sort of genetic preference for colorseven growing up and like 12 i found girls with blue hair hot now i love girls that have blue skin too
>>736947209Yeah I kinda prefer the flat tau art over the titcows
Nig Lords will be the Chaos legion added to Dow IV and Tw40k
>>736957516It's not easy being red
>>736957716Dark Heresy alsoNIG LORDS ARE BASED!!!!
>>736957296Because fuck it, we ball.
>>736957845Which caste am I, again?
unless they fixed the dogshit ai, weapon and/or enemy hp balance, and unfucked the audio mixing, I wouldn't bother with firewarrior.
>>736947081>>736947196Imperial knights?
>>736958040It has become a meme game so I'm sure a decent amount of people will buy it and then be disappointed lol
>>736958402Nah, no where near enough variety for the kind of mech autism Battletech has.
>>736957231How STINKY is MOMtarion...
Got Fire Warrior as a jokeDamn it really IS that bad
>>736958935It killed Halo
>>736950049>tfw no fujo tau gf
>>736958981腐牛
>>736936337The space marines not killing you was a genuinely shocking twist because I was never into Warhammer at any point before then. Or at least a total lorelet. In hindsight that twist has been done to death in 40k so it makes me feel complicated when I am reminiscient about it.
Besides bug fixes and optimization what else would you want out of Fire Warrior?
>>736958981Canonically, Eldar are the 'fujo's wet dream' faction. Their most recent novel was about a pirate prince and a stuffy admiral overcoming their differences and falling in gay love to beat up Orks. Also>Femboy Howling Banshees
>>736958981I want a tau femboywife...
>>736949912There is loads of Na'vi smut though, it's just not on the internet. Avatar as a whole is super normiecore but it still has an autistic following.>>736957296He didn't give a shit when Angron was trying to save his friends the first time around, and didn't give a shit about the blatant disregard for his designated footsoldiers, so why would he give a shit about anything else?It's pretty obvious that the writers were trying to explain why some Primarchs turned out evil while others didn't, but some of the decision making (particularly between the Emperor and Angron/Mortarion) was kinda retarded.
>>736935549eldar are shit tier, they have literally no redeeming qualities as a work of fiction compared to the high elves
>>736949912Probably because the movies are shit, the na'vi are boring at best and obnoxious at worst, and they're not actually attractive despite being space amazonian catgirlsits actually amazing how cameron has managed to make a product that cost billions, grossed even more, and yet has zero cultural relevance
>>736935549I forget the source for it, but in some official article discussing Tau physiology, they confirmed they have breasts like mammals. That's also why so much of their fanart has them with massive mammaries. That+ the Tau being the only faction to encourage interspecies co-mingling and it's obvious why they get so much art.
>>736957908auxiliary, non-tau, the lowest
>>736936763Niggaroth
>>736943305east is broken as in its been tamedwest is broken because its just a shattered piece of the continental plate (thanks frogs)
>>736944083Their version of sex is the same as everything else they do. They take it to such an extreme it becomes grotesque and unpleasant to look at.
>>736948940no shit, everything that was released recently with the exception of SM2 is subpar 'at best'.>what do you mean SM2 gudplease count the number of WH40K games that performed better than SM2 on the market within the last 5 years. hell, 10 years. that's the reality right now.
>>736961952I've yet to see criticism of space marine 2 that wasn't pure contrarianism. It was quite fun and aesthetically satisfying in a way that most 40k games completely fail at.
>>736935549Generally speaking Tau have better aesthetics so they have more fans, it takes a very particurlar taste to like Eldar.
Tau should be skinny and lithe, i hate that 99.9% of sexy fanart is the same character with a different color
>>736962102>it takes a very particurlar taste to like Eldar.The correct one, I agree.
>>736955509Marines Malevolent
>>736945626>>736945970Bile is correct though, the only real god of the setting is the Christian God, the one still worshipped by Catherics even in the 41st century.It's a view pushed especially hard by Dan Abnett, who seems to imply at times that the God-Emperor is in the present day of the setting literally possessed by God.
>>736959756>That+ the Tau being the only faction to encourage interspecies co-minglingIt's the exact opposite. There is no concept of marriage or romantic partnership among the Tau. Children are taken away from their mothers and raised by the State. Breeding between Castes is strictly forbidden, while in the Imperium you can freely marry/mate with abhumans or sanctioned mutants.
>>736957231yeah probably, there isn't really a proper horus heresy game outside of talisman or a shit card game
>>736954956im not even sure which game are that incongrougoues with modern lorethe WF games don't matter since WF has been dead for a decade at this point, and most of the 40k games are about Space Marines who haven't changed at all
>>736964582maybe a lone fire warrior killing a changer of ways? But in the novel version it was khorne buffing him because it'd be funny
>>736964639If that's the case, Boltgun should also be pretty much considered non-canon since a lone tactical marine killing a Changer of Ways is only slightly less ridiculous than a lone fire warrior
>>736944680Iron Warriors (yellow-black hazard stripes) my beloved
>>736963320The Eldar grew on me, provided they never showed their faces, because their designs are quite striking and unique.
>>736936763Man I want another Warhammer MMO so badly, too bad the age of mmo's is long gone and they'll never bother again. EA are the worst cucks of em all, never being able to capitalise on the goldmine that is warhammer with their mmo.
>>736935549T'au are pretty mysterious when it comes to sex, so it makes the imagination of the community run wild
>>736964851There was an AoS, but that got cancelled a year or two agoWarhammer Odyssey also existed, but the devs were idiots and tried to get the player base into a separate NFT game that unsurprisingly bankrupted the company
>>736964851id even take a live service slop if its well doneidc at this point
>>736960189The Land of Kill
>>736944680Iron Warriors are much cooler when they use chaos, they don't hate it, it's one more tool in their arsenal. I hate it when people have the IW be these atheistic dudes that go against both Chaos and the Imperium. No, they're bitter asshole bad guys using every means possible to make the world a worse place because of incredibly petty bullshit, the only reason they haven't all killed themselves is because it would improve the universe.
>space marines shoot you with bolter that pierce and explode you from inside out>chaos marines are that but worse, with all the chaos gifts and demonic weapons>eldar shuriken weapon is essentially unleashing storm of glass shards at you with pinpoint accuracy, said glass shards are molecule thin that cut anything, don't get me started on D-cannon>unarmed standard ork boyz can punch your head clean off, even standard choppa and slugga are more than enough to put a big hole on you>dark eldar lance weapons shoot piece of blackhole at you>necron standard gauss beam disintegrated you and anything it hits>tyranids are full of bio murderweapon selections from acid to bioplasma to pyro sac, all of which melt steel, on top of other stupidly strong biomorph like fleshborer and devourer>tau railgun and pulse weaponry are deadly accurate at extreme range with pinpoint accuracy and enough power to punch through even dreadnaught>league of votann's ion weaponry vaporise flesh and steel with equal ease>even the "weakest" lasgun can put hole in concrete and shoot limb clean offsometimes I wonder if medic or armour plating are even needed in 40k warfare, you get shot once and your chance of survival is basically zero
>>736962073SM2 was fun but the heavy emphasis on parrying is one of the reasons why I have no real interest in going back to play more. I'm not really a fan of how super grindy the online modes were too.
Someone really needs to make a new Tau or Guard game at some point, just something that isn't more Space Marines Is 4chan really slow today for everyone else, or is it just me?
>>736963320Seeing how colorful 40k used to be is so weird.
>>736966131 John Blanche Grimdark wasn't fully cemented as the style for 40k until the third edition
>>736945425They do but are completely sterile and brainwashed from the moment they are selected to be a neophyte to think girls are icky
>>736947583Disgusting art, whoever made this should be flogged in the streets
>>736965691The armor is for in case you get shot in the back.
>>736966119It died for a sec
>>736968635still seems oddly slow
>>736953629Bro who do you think is controlling you now?
>>736966119I just want another fps space hulk game that doesn't run like shit like deathwing does.
TW 40k news any day now
>>736964907The repeated attempts to make AoS a thing have just become more and more laughable. What an absolutely wretched 'setting'
>>736969005>What an absolutely wretched 'setting'which is why they're resetting it next edition into the "Last World" which is going back to a planet instead of the Realm concept they have currently
>>736949113in many ways BB1 was a better game than 2, there was things that 2 never got right and just outsourced to streaming platforms that bb1 hadbb3 is riddled with microtransactions
>>736964582necrons
>>736969068>Do you remember that fantasy world you all loved? Well let's forget about the shit in-between, there's a new fantasy world now!Why
>>736954262Why did they add "(Classic)" to all the titles? Are there remastered versions in the works or something?
>>736969761Because you weren't buying plastic and killing then rebooting the setting completely brought a lot more attention to the new IP than a large scale refresh would have.
>>736935549Eldar aren't sexy.
>>736969761They killed disc world?
>>736970067Neither are the T'au for the most part. Unless you're a White Scar.
>>736970067This. Virtually all Eldar art is inaccurate. Eldar are lanky, ugly, and freakish looking.
>>736969068>AoS 'fans' spend years trying to deride and insult Fantasy fans for it being a 'failure' and dying>Now Fantasy is back, is selling better than AoS, and now AoS is the one getting axedKarma's fun, isn't it?
>>736970823Fantasies dreamed up by the utterly deranged with no strong footing in reality spoken with the utmost confidence
>>736969761lack of success in video games or novels compared to 40k or original FantasyThe realms are considered to be too complex for most poeple to get into.
>>736971617Correction; nobody gives a fuck about a setting when it has zero stakes and the maps look like this
>>736971713>The Prowling Clouds of FugEbin.
>>736971713From a corporate perspective, that means the setting is too abstract or complex to attract a secondary audience like other Warhammer properties do which means it's harder to license out
>>736943754>The good guys>Canon based on post cold war US/NATO interventionists ("invading to spread the correct way of life")They were never the good guys
>>736971713Yeah the 1st edition maps were terrible, which is why by 3rd edition they put a lot of work into making the realms less ridiculous. AoS has issues but much of its hate comes from people who clearly haven't updated their opinions since 2016.
>>736955561>go into random 40k thread>find someone doing my bit based
>>736972523Great minds think alike teehee
>>736954760>guardsman call of duty like gameClosest you'll get is Darktide at the moment.
>>736946969>Unreliable narrator. How new are you, tourist?nta but "your faction's opinion" should always be taken as factmuch as "your faction" is always unilaterally the good guys unless youre a deldar player and know youre such a piece of shit and dont careNO proper 40k discussion should be productive nor objectively informative, in keeping with the grim darkness of 40k
>>736972791shame it a L4D clone that's not as good as Vermintide or L4D at times
>>736972731Very true tfw no plump big tittied tau wife with a propensity to swell up and explode at inconvenient times
>>736948934>anything in video games is 100% canonit is thoughthe protagonist is always OPCS Goto iirc (i could be wrong) is infamous for elevating characters by throwing a surprise jobber avatar of khaine in a plot to let people know how OP his dudes areIf there is one consistency>be it rogue trader>be it fire warrior>be it space marine 1/2>be it darktidethe player character is always OP because the world exists to contextualize the player adventure
Admech in DoW4 will be the best
>>736970003literally just a reason to put old titles on the shelf, and add a disclaimer that the lore or whatever has changedhonestly not bad, but I think the disclaimer is a little unnecessary
>>736973272It's always worse in the summer heat, what with expanding internal gases and what not.>That's why they reccomend sending Fire Caste, not Water Caste. Lest everyone be reminded of the Mistclade Eruptions during M40.139
>>736961952>ye olde financial success argumentas good as the game could be, its doing great in SPITE of what the devs are doing to it, not because of it>>736951096tau physiology speaks much of pheromones and tau have hoovesi think theyre inspired by muntjac deer which has weird as fuck head folds
>>736971713That's how Warhammer Fantasy maps always looked like
>>736973238The main missions are fun, but the swedes seem to want to do anything but release normal maps consistently.
>>736959648How does that even work? Literally everybody went to see the Avatar movies, but no one ever seems to talk about it. Even the awful Last Airbender movie gets discussed more than Cameron's Avatar.The handful of times it does get mentioned, it's about Quaritch and his psycho alien GF, not about the protagonists or the plot.
>>736931142Why are blue tits so fucking hot?
Grey Knights refresh when?
>>736973726>How does that even work? Literally everybody went to see the Avatar movies, but no one ever seems to talk about iti mean is this so surprising?>there is a wildly popular or hated thing>people either glaze it or despise it>but no one can be specific because no one remembers shitAs an RE fan i find it how insufferabe it is to discuss with anyone because they cant be specific about what they hate about what they hate, but everyone knows muh leon or something fucking gay and milquetoastAll discussion of anything popular is pointless until the mass of sheep moves onto "new hip popular thing" and stop sharing their super special snowflake feelings>>736973818do they need a refresh?they're as incorruptible as primaris ever were and op so just rewrite their rulesets
>>736931546>>All on steam, supposedly patchedWhen I got a dozen notifications of these games I couldn't believe the game. First the actual decent DoW remake and now this. Meanwhile other big companies bury their old games like trashbags. Whats going on? is GW finally healing?
>>736947583Sauce?
>>736974010looks like a mod for ff14
>>736973952Smelly skellies with fart guns
So, a race of aliens that are mine controlled by pheromones into obedience, have zero sex drive and their females are indistinguishable from males are always, ALWAYS drawn with huge milkers and always begging for human cock.How does that make sense?
>>736948960>clearly brainwashed>not by Ethereal pheromones, but by giant boobiesYou can see his inner gay struggling to escape in the first panel
When is Dark Heresy coming out
>>736974190don't say that
>>736965691Just wear better armour.
I want everyone to consider: Greater Demons of Nurgle that resemble giant, bloated, corpses of pregnant women carried about on a rotting bed while they ceaselessly give birth to putrid, slimy lesser demons.Bonus points if they are former sisters of battle.
>>736974368But why?
>>736974585>of pregnant womenAlways seemed like fat people to mePregnant doesn't have that shape
Fat titty tau girls is a new kink.Time to find more!
>>736974331later this year or next year
>>736973436>that pic>that sequence/artistThank you very much anon. handy coincidence that the same internal build-up seems to coincide with the afflicted going into heat, to the point where it seems like the pressure is pleasurable to them
>>736974196It doesn't but human libido and imagination does.
>>736974706They're meant to be bloated with decomposition gases. Plus this way you can do vagina dentata that goes down to the asshole instead of those retarded bellymouths.
>>736974196Probably because>Tau are described as bovine, bovines equals cows equals milk/titcows equals big boobs>People get horny over big boobs so big boobs are favoured>Diplomats = wanting to get your approval = horny and hungry for cock Though really I don't know how hard it is to understand the root question>Why do people imagine exotic types of women and then give them plentiful secondary sexual characteristicsAlso you didn't mention the hair part, aren't the tau bald
>>736935549>asian like>stand out color skin>"Nice" enough and by that I mean They aren't going on and on about how superior they are compared to everyone else Eldar are also just not interesting anymore not even to hate on
>>736974331Three years after release when they add all the content back as DLC and patch the worse half of the gamebreaking bugs just like all the other Owlcat games
>>736974886Well the few incidents that haven't been caused by the spontaneous detonation due to a spot of warm weather usually consist of a scandalous affair between a Tau ambassador and an imperial govenor. Of course said affairs tend to blow up in the face of all involved. Literally. It's a nightmare for the local bureaucracy to dip into its treasury whenever a royal palace suffers damages from a peaceful Tau visit.
These threads successfully manipulated me into ordering tau minis. They arrive tomorrow and I will start painting them saturday. Maybe I'll run them in kill team eventually
>>736975716>paying instead of printingNGMI
>>736975716Based, enjoy. Just keep in mind that the models won't have massive tits. but half the fun of modelling is making the models your own
>>736974331End of 2026, with a delay to Q1 2027Info on Skulls. Alongside RT DLC info, DoW4 and TWW40K
>>736976552When is the Skulls event again?
Why is this place barely alive. Captcha takes ages. It was even down previously even>>736976704Last year it was on 22th May so will probably be around this time again
>>736975370>tfw will never plap your tau wife so hard that she blowsFuck this gay earth
>>736935549>>736935549Blue alien bitches are hotter than lanky cunts with knife ears.Plus, the Tau has a taufu for all tastes and sizes.
How do I fill this vacuum for blue women in my heart?It's not fair...
>>736949845I could swear I read some description where Slaanesh dedicated SM actually gain dicks
>>736950471blue femboys are so hot
should i reinstall SM2? Are the new online maps and modes worth it? I had fun at launch but got a bit burnt out over the grind.
>>736979872I mean the new maps are worth a playthrough at least once, the newest one is one of my favorites. The horde mode is just a horde mode, if you like that kind of thing you'll enjoy it.
>>736974262It's kind of impossible to resist.
>>736978747What does her propaganda taste like?
>>736944680What looksmaxxing routine do I need to go on to size him?
>>736979872Maps are great. Decapitation against Trygon is my favorite, but new one where you help Cadians defend fuckhuge Gate is very good as well.Honestly only Vortex map sucks because they went full retard with a Mutalith boss. Especially bizarre when coming from Trygon who is so much fun.Siege was a mistake and I will never understand fags who wanted some boring "horde mode". We were robbed of another map due to that turd
For me it's futa tau.With big horsecocks.
>>736973952god I miss oldcrons. Newcrons have some "decent" ideas but they're so fucking gay and lame as fuck, it doesnt help we have unironic tranny crons even now.
does anybody still play dorktide? Expeditions sucked and the que is already a ghost town.
None of you are actually unironic fans of Chaos, right?
I'm unironically not getting into Warhammer tabletop because I just can't make up my mind on what army I'd collect and play.And now that Warhammer Fantasy is coming back, even less.
>>736980070Rich and creamy.
>>736980619If you wanna learn how to paint and build models well the noob friendly options are always Necrons and Space Marines. But fuck it go with your heart anon.
>>736980619Just play on TTS like a sane person
>>736980619Just pick orks, looking like shit is their whole shtick.
>>736980562I am, but my only knowledge of WH40k is from Dawn of War 1&2
>>736980934Playing the game is the worst part of it
>>736976126>Just keep in mind that the models won't have massive tits.Depends on which one you buy.
>>736980619For Fantasy or TOW, Tomb King might be a good pick since they're just skeletons
>>736980619I have it clear I would play Mechanicus, but I'm poor and none of my friends would play warhammer with me so there would be no pointI'll stick to ttrpgs
Is fantasy really coming back? I don't follow the news but last I heard is that a bunch of stuff got cancelled from the old world and GWS keeps doubling down on age of shitmar.
>>736981916>stuff got cancelled from the old worldLike what?The Battion boxes are just going to be replaced by other boxes, but Fantasy isn't coming back outside of TOW, The Last World is just a battleworld of all the AoS Realms on one planet
>>736981916>Is fantasy really coming back?It's already "back", TOW is just WFB again, you can use your old armies. If you mean are they going to retcon the End Times and full on bring it back to life? Definitely not.
>>736980619Why, just get them all of course
>>736981384Tomb kings are Reddit. The models are all ugly too.
>>736948012Lorelet here. Why do so many speshmuhreens insist on literally begging to get shot in the face? And how do they get away with it?inb4>they don'tI'm fairly certain girlyman doesn't use a hat so at least some of them do get away with it.
>>736982825Not wearing a helmet makes you more important and 10000x more resistant to dying via headshot.
>>736982825Every faction can go unhelmeted because it gives models characterSometimes, in regards to marines, it's being attempted to be justified as a honor thingTrying to justifying it in lore is dumb imo. They should have helmets on in "real" stories. Hence why you even have a toggle to display them or not in games like Rogue Trader or Space Marine 2 often, up to your preference. Including non40k games like Mass EffectPrimarch and other character models have both helmeted and unhelmeted versionsI distinctly remember some short story author trying to make a point out of Tau targeting unhelmeted Marines to punish them for their arrogance. But that was dumb since Tau also have unhelmeted models.
>>736982110>justI think that's underselling it. The realms are a huge draw of AoS and End Timesing them to make something different is likely to have a huge change in players' perception of it going forward.
>>736982110wasn't there a bunch of cathay stuff that got cancelled? I've been out of the loop for years now.
>>736973936Most of their range is still mini marines, it looks especially goofy next to the few that aren't like Crowe and Voldus.
>>736983098It's just stupid overall. It's like wearing a giant neonsign that says FREE BONUSPOINTS HERE. Literally any bullshit excuse would be better than "uh no one shoots at their most vulnerable part because they just don't, okay!?". Hell, give them headsized jokaero made personal forcefields fueled by bottled SoB farts if that's what it takes.
>>736983298>The realms are a huge draw of AoS and End Timesing them to make something different The realms will still be there, just as continents. It’s like calling the pangea separation event the end of our world. >>736983327Cathay got two whole waves of minis out.
>>736983602Most helmetless characters are noted to have a refractor field generator of some sort. On spess muhreens it's called an iron Halo, after the Halo like object that serves as the field emitter. Also have you ever tried shooting at a head sized object that is bobbing around as it comes towards you at sprinting speed? There's a reason every soldier and police officer is trained to aim for the torso.
Is Chaos Gate (the new one) worth playing?
>>736983787>shooting at a head sized object that is bobbing around as it comes towards you at sprinting speedThat's what spray and pray is for. You only need 1 bullet to hit, out of the 20 you sent in the general direction of the targets face.>There's a reason every soldier and police officer is trained to aim for the torso.That's because the torso is easier to hit, the average target isn't wearing terminator suits and they have limited ammo so spray and pray isn't viable.That aside, if you have an army ready to clash but don't have any snipers in convenient locations to pick off targets that are too dumb to wear helmets then you're a shitty general.
>>736946661>descended from bovine herbivores>thus fighting is unnatural to themdid the guy that wrote this not know what bovines are?
>>736984221bovines flail around in self defense, they don't know how to instinctively kill like predators.
>>736984221that snippit is from the Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer. the same book that tells you that a firm bayonetting will easily kill an ork, and that tyranids aren't really a big deal.
I only know of 40K from memes. What's the deal with the blue skins? I thought humans in that universe absolutely abhored all xenos equally.
>>736984302Bovines are far more aggressive and combative than predators. They go out of their way to kill both people and predators that aren't posing a danger to them. Cape buffalos kill more people than lions
>>736984409Those are Tau>I thought humans in that universe absolutely abhored all xenos equallyThey do abhor them and fight them, but Tau are known to let other species including humans live under their ruleAlso they do not abhor all xenos equally, some are more abhorrent than others. Humans might decide to have temporary alliances with some less hostile xenos to defeat more dangerous xenos like the Tyranids or the Dark Eldar.
>>736984221By that time cows have been extinct for like 30,000 years, whoever wrote that has never seen a cow, and probably never even seen a picture of a cow.
>>736984409The Imperium hates xenos, humans are a species. Just because you're American doesn't mean you worship Israelis, does it?
>>736984409That's just what the imperial propaganda machine wants humans to believe, because it's easier to kill things if you don't want to fuck them.mook you fucking ricenigger, fix the captcha already
Give me one good reason that isn't Gooner shit to actually wanna get invested in the Tau compared to other Factions/Species
>>736984449sure but that's territorial defense where it's just irrational aggression, it's different from predators that know how to effectively hunt and kill other animals. Apex predators go for take downs and go for the throat. Predators know how to stalk and use the element of surprise, they rarely ever let themselves be visible unless they want to be seen. Bovines just flail around like retards and hope they stick something.
>>736984504>>736984532So the Imperium hates xenos but the Tau don't, so humans that get along can get in.What's with all the excess of fanart showing them as girls with fat tiddies and chinese hats?Also it's taking forever for captcha to show up today.
>>736981375Oh damn. I've not played 40k in ages so that one's new to me.could be bigger>>736984526MILKABLE
>>736980619Do not get into 40k models for the tabletop gameThe game is legitimately awful and is in one of the worst spots in its historyIf you want to hobby then just get whatever models you think look cool, in moderation, to paint at your leasure.
>>736984221>>736984345Yeah, it's intentionally wrong propagandaTau also aren't really weaker physically in melee than Humans. Their combat tactics simply encourage ranged combat and so do weapons they use. But they still use melee weapons often for honorary and ritual purposes and in combat sometimes. Ethereal most notably, but so do Fire Caste in general with bonding knives and usage of their katanas.
>>736984591>What's with all the excess of fanart showing them as girls with fat tiddies and chinese hats?It's coomersAnon do you really have to ask? Coomers like to draw them as attractive big tittied girls
>>736983847Yeah, if you like Xcom likes
>>736984591yeah where's all the art with wide hipped thick thighed flat chested tau in cheongsamsfuckin scammed
>>736984591cuz boobies are hot, DUH
>>736984583Ranged superiority, nice /m/echafaggotry, funny accents, are relatively easy to paint and have a diverse set of auxilliaries.
>>736984583You want a faction with high-tech aesthetics and a modern outlook.
are any of the """classics""" worth gettinglmao
>>736984910Dawn of War Anniversary Edition
>>736936763Why does it look like North America?
>>736984910Mark of Chaos is pretty good. Armageddon and Rite of War are alright Panzer General clones.Space Hulk is a decent adaptation of the Space Hulk board game.And apparently, Legacy of Dorn is a pretty good example of its rather niche genre of the Digital Gamebook
>>736984583You don't actually like 40k nor your fellow players.
>>736985192It is North America dumbass.
>>736984647Tau absolutely are physically weaker than humans, with worse reflexes.
>>736985192because it isWarhammer fantasy world is basically disfigured real world continents + Ulthuan where Atlantis should be
>>736985192because it's just North AmericaLustria is just South AmericaThe Southlands are just Africa ect
>>736985354no, those are lies regurgitated by a fanbase of sloptubbers
>>736985270What the hell is a digital gamebook? Just call it CYOA or interactive fiction like a normal person
>>736985192Deep lore is because the big fat frogs make all the planets they hang out on look like that. It's about the feng shui or some shit like that.
>>736985525I would call Fighting Fantasy books gamebooks over CYOA since they're just solo RPG dungeon crawls for the most part, and that's what Legacy of Dorn is a Solo Dungeon Crawl. Calling something interactive fiction is just a pretentious way of calling something a visual Novel.
>>736984605>could be bigger
>>736985734>Calling something interactive fiction is just a pretentious way of calling something a visual NovelExcept they don't have visuals, so they can't be VNs by definition. Well a dozen (AI) portraits isn't enough to qualify as visuals. And no, it's legally safe way to say CYOA because calling them CYOAs will get you sued, or at least that's what I've heard
before this thread archives:milk fat sweaty tau sows, plap them and suck on their teats until they explode>>736986953perfect bigger
