I think she's preddy
>>736942214Then that makes you a pedophile. Off to the gulag with you.
>>736942381Man, pedos have a monopoly on every rational thought these days, don't they.Won't they leave anything for the rest of us? ):
>>736942214Muslim Zelda is peak cute, yes
Is this the thread?
>>736942214I love preddy zelda ladies
TP Zelda best
>>736942214Are you still hereOP?
>>736945004Why, yes.
>>736945143Shall we make this the thread?
>>736945219If you want to make it this one to escape the AI, then I have something very unfortunate to tell you.
>>736942495saying a young girl is pretty is normal only under certain conditions.-You're not on 4chan (or some other site that's infested with pedos)-You're not fat, ugly or don't look like a creep-You're not a 30+ man without a GF/wife or children.two different examples:>a bearded, fat, genetic dead end retard walks out of an anime convention>walks up to a random family and says "your girl is so pretty">he's promptly arrested>Chad and his Wife are out at a BBQ with friends, They both remark on their friends daughters.>You have such beautiful girls, They definitely take after their mother>I know josie is such a girlie girlie too, you should see her, she loves her sparklies and her dressess bla bla bla
>>736945790they aren't real
>>736945790I refuse to believe this is an actual human post. Just an LLM or jeet in disguise.
best zelda
>>736945790Put a sock in it.
>>736946091>LLM or jeetWhat's the difference?
>>736946091like it or not it's true retard.
Ashei is angry at the lack of zelda girls
>>736942214Young Zelda is VERY pretty.
>>736947027not as pretty as a certain redheaded farm girl
>>736947087I don't see a need for comparison.
>>736947320what about little sisters?
keep it alive
>>736942214As a kid I always though she had like Double D boobies because of how her outer tunic bunched over her belt.
Yeah...preddy STUPID!
>>736948838>ai generatedDoesn't belong on pixiv. Biggest mistake an art site could make is opening that door.
>>736942214GanonDAMN
>>736948952They have a toggle for if AI shows up. It covers the entire site.Normal, actual art gets a shit ton more traffic. I've checked.
>>736949474A lot of the userbase rejected it and some longstanding users deactivated their accounts too. It's just a shame they didn't completely ban it as there's still people that don't correctly mark it to get around the fact users prefer not to see AI.
>>736942214Remember that French comic where Young Link goes around fucking everyone and impregnating them
>>736945219What happened to the Medli one?
>>736946171I think she's purdy
>>736942214She doesn’t look anything like that. They made Zelda and link ugly on purpose. Because they weren’t trying to film a porno, they were making a brainwashing manual disguised as a game. Every single thing in Zelda is made by pyramid corps Illuminati satanic division. And has designed every single thing to turn you into an extremist. They were trying to make more suicide bombers.
Best Zelda
>>736950217lolFull disclosure, I'm the dude that guy is linking to. I doubt the genners that cheat the system in that way even get very far. But aside from that, banning/shunning stuff like this never works.Everything new goes through this.And the one constant is, the people who tried to be rid of it, go down as the biggest squares of all time.I may have blinked it out of existence, if it were possible and I had that power. But lo. We're saddled with it from now on.
>>736944873Did she and Link even have any kind of friendship?
Reminder that Zelda is good and righteous and will never touch a man except her husband.
>>736951147I'll be her husband
>>736951147Zelda's feet are my drug.
>>736951462Built for anal
>>736951609Little whores
>>736951979Sister in laws...
Which Zelda smells the best?
>>736948838Wow they delete pixiv links now? lol
Medli was my first childhood crush and everyone always forgets about her. I still want a bird gf to this day
>>736952820You're crazy. Medli gets way more coverage than Aryll.
>>736952853That’s because she’s your sister anon
>AI slopwe must be better than this
>>736953426Well not to worry.Calamity Aryll is on the case.
>>736953487you dallefaggots were sent to /vg/ for a reason, or are your threads finally fucking dead?
>>736952820There was a Medli thread a couple hours ago
>>736953540Hey uh, I dunno if you noticed.But a previous version of this thread got its throat cut by a janitor.They have it out for anything even RESEMBLING a recurring thread. "Zelda girls" could not be put in this OP for that reason.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_authorityUnderstand?
Can Midna give handjobs with her hair?
I will now proceed to blow this trumpet
>>736953809of course
>>736952924that's a bird anon
>>736953901A sexy bird
Any thoughts on my zant pumpkin?
>>736945790that is some of the cringiest shit I've seen posted on here and this is fucking /v/!
>>736946489>walks up to a random family and says "your girl is so pretty">he's promptly arrestedwould not happenI mean, unless he's harassing people or some shit
>>736950476>open toed high heel leather boot sandalsOdd design choice
>>736951015...and is on good terms with her best friend Link.
>>736952853Aryll only appears in the game like three times, most of them being cutscenes.
The best Zelda is the the Hyrule Warriors version by far. Beautiful. Elegant. A warrior. Can do Sheik stuff is broken in gameplay. She also makes Cia seethe because Link wants her.
>>736954775Studio FOW
Zelda is sleeping
>>736942214Built to be mating pressed by Ganon.
>>736953810Amazing. Sugoi.
>>736954970thank you friend
>>736953852They'll never see each other again
>>736955052Link should have sex with TP Zelda as a rebound lay
>>736952592seriously?
"Hey anon, can we copy your homework?"What do you do?
>>736955238Well first I dispatch the center one with my concealed throwing knife. And if either one flanking her turns to run away, I kick the back of their knee to bring them to the ground, and then I snap her neck.I take off my shoe and then throw it at the last girl's head, just to be funny, before I retrieve my knife and disembowel her.
>>736955238"no, if you copy the homework you wont learn the material""you can come over, and i can help you study it but I won't give you the answers directly"I haven't done my homework and don't plan to as i will be going to jail for raping them when they come over or for throwing acid on their faces if they refuse
>>736955105She doesn't want him
HEY! Stop thinking about sex.Or, are you chicken?
what do you think nintendo is hiding from us
imagine living in the adult timeline unknowingly that there was a split in the past that you're now living an entirely different life than you are now.
>>736945790you tone policing tourists need to fuck off and get a job in real life doing it.It just makes you look retarded, pearl clutching pixels on the Internet when you could be saving them in real life from cartels.But you won't do shit but bitch, it's easier to do that.
>it's a Zelda girls thread in disguiseNice general
>>736956218Keep it alive shitter
>>736956218We're always here
Order up! Who wanted the fish?
>>736956998Would you eat her raw?
>>736956998what does she taste like? Probably full of cholesterol
>>736957130I would need the zora armor set to climb up her waterfall, if you know what I mean.
>>736946335kek
God I wish that were me...
>>736956998Excuse me waiter, I ordered the blue fish.
>>736957410Are they good dog moms?
>>736957625TP Zelda definitely takes the knot
Heard Zora pussy is crazy slimy
>>736957858Imagine:Adult Ruto x Young Link
Would you fuck an Oocca?
>>736956998WHAT THE FUCKI DIDNT ORDER THISI WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGERWHERE IS MY MARGARITA PIZZA
>>736945790plot twist, the "chad" father is statistically more likely to actually abuse one of the girls than the autistic loner that faps to loli doujin, but only one case would be 24/7 on the news cycle and get a netflix docu
>>736958059AND DON'T YOU DARE PUT PINEAPPLE ON THAT PIZZA EITHER I'M WATCHING YOU
I have a confession. Princess Ruto was my first fap. I used the Prima Guide to Ocarina of Time. In the section on the water temple, there's a pic of ruto that had been my favorite fuel for the past 20 years. Still have the book
Cremia and Romani made Link into a man
Getting a blowjob from Zelda would be the hottest thing ever. Imagine the ruler of the entire kingdom on her knees for your pleasure, calling you daddy and begging for you to cum in her mouth.
>>736958470hope it's not OoT child zelda...
>>736958059>MARGARITA PIZZAgross shit
>>736958542Spoken like a true americanYou don’t know Italian at all.
I like Fi and dont make a thread about it
>>736958470haha
>>736958523Well obviously
>>736958692It would die in 7 posts
>>736958692>>736958798Rekt
>>736944873Holy keyed, finally someone else with taste.
>>736958798another reason of not making it.
>>736958743I'm ashamed to know what you've done here.
>>736944770>>736945219I thought only Pragmata threads get to be the thread
>>736958470hope it's OoT child zelda...
>>736959429He's hugging her too tightly
Don't pull out...
>>736942214CHILD ZELDAS ARE SEXIER THAN ADULT ZELDASThere, I said it.
>>736960440Nothing wrong with that as they are not real and no child is being exploited.
>>736960440based
One Zelda caused an entire mess so other Zelda's can walk free.
>>736945790
>>736946335LLM runs on electricity, not cow poop
>>736960440Convince me.
>>736942214She's a girl.You're probably a pedo.
>>736953810Hyrule STRONG
>>736961995Had too much fun in Pragmata threads, huh?
In five years, we could have a going-into-games machine as foretold in greentexts of yore.
>>736962201The hijab is surprisingly hot, those Muslims has good taste
>>736962276it's not a hijab
tetra
FYI I'm drawing a malon sketch. Hope you enjoy tomorrow.
It may be the dead of night, but that won't stop me from telling you how much I love redhead farm girls.>>736962201I'd love to visit Lon Lon Ranch and listen to the singing of farm girls with red heads!>>736962593Looking forward to seeing it!
>>736962201why is she kissing my eye?
Lime green cannabis color of preying mantises
Anyone here first played OoT and MM in the early-mid 2000s, well after the the Gamecube is out?
>>736963295Just say you are a tourist
>>736945790What do they put in the water that makes zoomers like this?
>another threadWorks for me, I suppose. More time for me to appreciate my sword, even when she's disrespected in BotW/TotK.
>>736944873>>736946171>>736946719>>736957410>>736961767>we've reached the point where people think TP is anything close to "good" just because it's those zoomer's first zelda game and they can't realise it's the shittiest zelda game ever and an abysmal video game overall with the worst cast of character, worst art direction, worst items, worst OST and, before BOTW/TOTK/EoW, used to be the absolute worst dungeon-level design of the entire franchise.Can't wait to be 5 years from now so it's Skyward's turn. Cuz even that shit game had some redeeming qualities unlike the gigantic turd that is TP
Skyward Sword has the hottest Zelda THOUGH
>>736960440>look up young zelda rule 34>it's all big titsIt's so over
Keep it alive shitters
>>736963295I have not played a single Zelda game. I'm just here to masturbate to the fish girl.
>>736964376Not as hot as the one in the OP
Keep it alive
>>736964789>hebe>straight bangsShe's the only Zelda hotter than the one in the OP
>>736964759Which one
loli liek big fat cock
>>736965905Big nose
This one won't last much longer
>>736964134I think people are just saying that it had a very attractive Zelda in it
>>736969076Ilia never stood a chance
>>736942214>Hyrule after the Islamic revolution
>>736969441Zelda showing too much ankle
>>736969441Have you guys ever heard of nuns?
>>736969441>Sheik has to completely cover herself Checks out. Couldn't let a man like Link who's not her husband see what she looks like.
>>736969076All Zelda are very attractive
This is the end...
>>736942381We can't call kids cute without being a pedo these days?
>>736975090why would someone make me want to stuff my dick in cinnamoroll's lips...
>>736958308I miss well proportioned Zoras.
>>736977325
Let it die
>>736961767she looks like she needs more sleep
do you like her as a ghost?
>>736980745Dead pussy is no good
>>736977325Crazy how they put Zone-tan in the game and thought we wouldn't notice.She's even one of the few people who sees through Link's disguise in BotW.(personally, I think they all know, but just don't care because he's at least making an effort to not disrupt their cultural traditions.)
https://files.catbox.moe/risabg.png
I love Zelda
>>736961960>C. D. Gibson referenceExceedingly based.
Holy shit I can finally fucking postThis captcha is so cancer that I cannot use my PC at all and have to resort to using my phone lmaoAnyways Why does Adult Purah make me throb?
>>736942214I think you're a pedophile.
>>736977325I never realized that she wears a choker.
>>736982158WE ALREADY DID THIS PART, DWEEB
Look at Zelda nude.https://litter.catbox.moe/ewusar2jdwsetnf3.pngDO AS I SAY.
>>736981075what about ghost blowjob?
Limiters unlocked. Time to praise my sword more.
the week of zelda girls
>>736983464That's every week
>>736982990>Fi after getting upgraded by the Great Fairy in the Pyramid of Power
Princess pussy
>>736984908Hey don't say princess pussy on a tuesday afternoon.What's wrong with you?
I drew malon.
>>736984996Why not?
>>736985237CUTE!nice work anon
>>736985237redheaded farm girls supremacy
>>736984908child > princess
any good oot, mm or ww modslike new adventure stuff
>>736945790They hated anon because he told them the truth.
Why aren't you outside on such a beautiful day?
>>736985992Sealed Palace is pretty good.
which splatoon team are you joining?
>>736963295I didn't play OoT until the PC port
>>736963295I first played it on my cousin's N64, and then finished it on the GCN collector's edition bundled with Master Quest.
God damn would this site stop drag-assing already.
>>736986495They hated anon, because he was an incurable optics cuck.The kind they made this comic about. The kind that mistakes this comic, for affirming them.
>>736988253At least I'm supporting the site you leech
>>736988315That just makes your posts way more traceable. Especially to the wrong sort of person.
>>7369883624chan puts tracers on you when you post
Cute nose!
>>736988513racism
>>736945790Absolutely destroyed them.
most under rated zelda
>>736989020cannonically she is the horniest zelda
>>736942214I always thought the stupid thing she wore on her head made her look bald
>>736989095OoT Zelda: "Ehh, what is sex?"TP Zelda: asexual, never even touches herselfBOTW Zelda: huge bitch, doesn't even put out after saving hyruleWW Zelda: "Eww you dummy" and tpunches and tosses you off her shipSS Zelda: "Oh hi Link, do you need some relief again? Wow you are so health! Sure!"
>>736942214I think she should get tickle tortured
>>736947716For Link to protect, not lewding
>>736982990pretty gold robot
>>736989445I don't mind your slop, but post GOOD slop please, not some weird fanfiction shipping
>>736945790What if I find them sexy sometimes but don’t want to actually fug them
>>736989941Then you are asexual, anon.
>>736989928Hey, what are you trying to say?That this is ridiculous?
>>736990070No weird fanfiction shipping shit that's what I'm saying
Sigh I actually miss malonfag.
>>736945790if you worry about this shit you are a pedophile
Linkle > Aryll
>>736990321
There’s many threads that are one day and 12+ hours ago. Nice to see this shithole finally dying. Latinx and SEAmonkeys killed it btw. Of course enabled by tranny jannies.
>>736990404wut is diddy ahh blud talm bout
>>736990373girls can kiss girls?
>>736990191>Hey what the->This guy's posting images!>Can you believe this character?>I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind!
>>736990487
>>736990601
>>736960440Agreed. Tetra is also just above Toon Zelda. WW really knocked it out of the park
>>736950476>>736954597Whoever designed and modeled her was 100% a footfag
>>736990732They're just SANDALS, my god
>>736990712Where the fuck is that one in the bottom right from?
>>736991153Based on the default order of the tier list, I want to say Zelda 2. Also since I realized EoW Zelda isn't there, she'd be at the bottom of S
>>736963295Emulator or real hardware?
>>736990601Peach is a WHORE
>>736990712She's not my favorite either but my brother how is TP Zelda in C tier? She's objectively smoking hot.
>>736991716I just didn't care much for how inconsequential she seemed compared to other Zeldas. That plus blonde just fits Zeldas better. That and I also tend to prefer stereotypical cute over stereotypical hot thus why I tend to drift to cunny
Is this the pedophile therad?
>>736991893Pragmatica is thatta way >>>>>>>
It's getting hotter. Tomorrow's gonna be another scorcher.Post swimsuits!
>>736991893No you fool.This is the pedophile THREAD.
TP Zelda has a resting bitch face but her bad personality is a myth made up by Midnafags. Zelda in that game is sad for a lot of good reasons but she's a sweet girl with a heart of gold and Link is lucky to have her.
>>736991893>>736992815There's barely any kids in Zelda games worth lusting over (toons and imp midna dont count)
I like ZeLink
>>736993153>TP Zelda has a resting bitch face but her bad personality is a myth made up by Midnafags. Zelda in that game is sad for a lot of good reasons but she's a sweet girl with a heart of gold and Link is lucky to have her.It goes deeper than that. It's a myth made up by secondary tourist imp midna fags with never played TP and just goon to imp art on e621.
which zelda has the biggest titties
>>736993249Children worth lusting over, ay.Yeah that's always a pickle.
>>736992641
so what dead general is everyone from?
>>736993325LBW
>>736993356BanG Dream!
>>736993325
>>736942214And with big fat tits that nobody ever draws, too
>>736993356FalloutSpeaking of which it’s time for you buy it again
>>736993456
>>736993407ALTTP has all that?
>>736993456good, oppai loli is disgusting
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776223525824840.mp4
why does every piece of work have to be slammed pedo lately when there's nothing sexual about it.
>>736948725when I was a kid I thought she was bald under that goofy headdress
>>736993580context?
Favorite ZeLink fanfic?
>>736993598people see what they want to see but their morals demand they project it onto others
>>736993598It's the only schismcraft the feminists have left.The most important thing to know is that it's mainly just a giant DDOS on your valuable time. Treat them like less than the shit on the bottom of your shoe and do not allow them to slow your gait down.But do drop this image whenever possible, it drives them fucking bonkers lol
>>736993564preach
Saw an oppai loli in real life once and it was unsettling
>>736993261why ZeLink and not Linkda?I guess because it could be confusing
>>736994672Midna left him
>>736994672L is in both their names so ti makes the most sense to link them there and ending at the L in Link would make it confusing
Which Zelda is getting the best dick?
What seems to be the problem anon?
test
>>736994949do we know if she left him while pregnant.
>>736995040TP Link has that big country boy cock
>>736947027Why does Link look like Zelda in a tunic? isn't he supposed to be a boy?
>>736995040Breath of the wild or tears of the kingdom.She experimented with many species
>>736995412Yes, with Ganondorf's baby
Twilight Princess Zelda acts cool in front of her people but in private she shitposts on /pol/ about other kingdoms and laughs at dick jokes
>>736994661Pearls before swine
Eat shit AIsloppers.
>>736996108Based catbox.
>>736950476That's supposed to be ALBW Zelda, but they tried to give her the proportions/height of OoT/TP Zelda because that's how Zelda's model was in previous Smash games.
>update makes the game worse
>>736996549>mfw
are any of the age of calamity girls good or nah? I don't think I've ever seen art of them at all.
One day I hope to get the kind of sleep Fi gets after Skyward Sword. That said, one last bump before night takes me.
Is there a romhack that lets me play as a fat man and zelda stays a loli the whole game
