>be bored>feel nostalgic and wanna play a comfy game>haven't played minecraft since the mid-2010's>download launcher>wait it's actually an installer>I have to connect to my microsoft account? why?>get security code sent to my phone>microsoft store app freezes>ctrl+alt+del everything and start over>log in again>press Install button>"Position in queue: 6">excusemewhatthefuck.tiff>doesn't change for 15mins>everything freezes againFUCK YOU BILL GATES YOU CHILDFUCKER! I ONLY WANTED TO MAKE WOODEN BLOCK HOUSES AND COOK PORK CHOPS FUCK YOU KEK NIGGER I HOPE YOU GET RAPED AND DIE IMPALED ON A WOODEN STICK IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE YOU SICK FUCK, WHY ARE YOU MAKING THE MOST SIMPLE GAMING EXPERIENCE MISERABLE
>>736949471Use multimc instead, Minecraft launcher is ass now