>next mario platformer releases in 2027Fucking why? And don't say it's because of that shitty movie, we got Super Mario Wonder the same year the first Mario Movie came out. Everytime a new Nintendo console releases, there is always a new Mario platformer tied to it the same year of it's release or the following year. The Switch 2 is a fucking overpriced glorified Switch 1 OLED and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
Still buying a Switch 2
i wanna beat up every tendie to death
forced meme
>>736950482>MAMA MIA I'M GONNA CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMRIO!
>>736950520Snoys are unhinged
What causes this?
>>736950428You won't play it whether it releases this year or next year.You will make ragebait seethe threads about it.Get hit by a bus, Eric.
>>736950529it fucking rules
>>736950428It doesn't matter. Mainline Mario has been mid since NSMB Wii and even the romhacks are just unplayable kaizo autism now.
>>736950592you being a little faggot bitch
>>736950482Why wouldn't you already have it?
>>736950645
>>736950684Post this artist's fat porn.
>>736950683I do have one.
>>736950428>MY NAME IS MARIO MARIO MOTHERFUCKER>OPEN THIS DOOR OR I WILL FUCKING WAHOO DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME
>>736950739Hello ESL. How would you feel if you didnt have breakfast this morning?The word "buying" implies you don't currently have one but are in the process of getting one in the future. The word you are looking for is the past tense "bought".
>>736950726SECONDING
>>736950520Be a better man.
>>736950891
>>736950926Hehehe you got him good. Epic win.
>>736950428mario if princess is in another castle
How do you retards not fucking understand that the people that work on 3D Mario were busy making that shitty boring Donkey Kong game?????? Of course you're not getting a new 3D Mario anytime soon, they just put out their big game.
Chud just means everybody now?
Here's why you don't have you're bing bing wahoo game
>>736950428>Switch 1 backwards compatibility>WiiU re-releases on Switch 1>Switch 2 libraryWhen you combine the crappy libraries of 3 Nintendo consoles you get 1 semi-decent game library on the Switch 2. Early adopters who bought a WiiU or Switch 1 get cucked though.
>>736950973nigga we KNEW it was pretty obvious just by seeing the gamewe just think it was a poor decision
>>736951089Chud
>>736950973it's really fucking funny that pac-man has better 3D platformers than mario in the current year
>>736950973Retards anon, retards
>>736951249>remakes
Alright I'll bite, what board is the best place to learn about whatever this meme is?, I've seen it a bit in the last 24 hours.
>>736950529forced mario
>>736951109Man bananza was a great game
>>736951290nigga i said better not perfect
>>736950520all your favorite rollslop games are made for children
It feels like I'm the only adult in this thread. When did /v/ become flooded with children?????
>>736951376>rollslop out of NOWHEREplay god hand
>>736951401gamergate and the 2016 election
>>736951407Time for bed unc
>>736951401~2007
>>736951450bro couldn't refute the argument :skull:
there are people (retards) who actually paid for a switch 2 LMAO
>>736951401This entire site was founded by a teenager. Don't be surprised when the average 4chan poster is underage
>>736951503PS5 is still a worse investment btw
>>736951293It's on twitter of all places, it's a video of a man undergoing psychosis calling himself a demon hunter and demanding to be let into somebody's house
Why did Nintendo lost the narrative? You can't post Mario on /v/ without getting shit on
>>736950428Open the door or something? I didn’t quite catch Lucifers latest programming update where he clones himself and films retarded memes. Lucifer is extremely beautiful, you can’t handle looking at his face apparently because you’ll be overwhelmed with emotions.
>>736950428because it takes time to make good games and games are more expensive with longer dev times now. Next Mario needing 10 years of dev time is normal in today's gaming.
>>736951615Overpriced console, lack of games that aren't ports/remakes/literal re-sold roms from 40+ years ago, every first-party game they HAVE put out for it is mediocre
>>736951615English is your second language.
>>736950529Are you military?
>>736951401Why are adults browsing 4chan? Shouldnt you be with your kids?
why are nintendolts such mindless consoomers
>>736951365>>>>>>remakes
>>736951752okay nigger tell me more about 3D all-stars
>>736951737Now that the cobwebs have been wiped clean, what did Nintendo do right? They are a prized business conglomerate comparable to a bronze hen clucking under the cool thunderstorm. Nintendwinners on livestream playing Pokemon, it’s a total defeat.
>>736951565Thanks anon, sounds like the man is living his best life.
>>736951752The last Mario game was a remake. It's a fair comparison
>>736950428Why do the Mario movies make Snoys seethe so hard? Is it because they were actually extremely successful?
>>736951862garbage, what else>>736951932no, it was a dlc, arguably worse. all that does not excuse >remakesor ever>>>>>>remasters
>>736950482fpbp
>>736951951>makes movie games>can't make a movie anybody would watch
>>736952014Dumb nigger
Bananza could be identical except you play as Mario with big gloves and you retards would call it the best game ever. It's already Odyssey 2, but since you're a funny monkey and not a fat Italian man I guess it's a 0/10.
>>736950428Billions must wahoo
>>736952151>plays completely different from mario
>>736950428Please replay Odyssey desu. It got a very nice patch on Switch 2.
>>736950529fuck that, it's hilarious
>>736952290It's some youth having a mental breakdown. There's nothing funny about that unless you're underageb& and haven't fully developed mentally yet. Fact.
>>736952467that nigga's 29 are you stupid
>>736952660Nigga? He doesn't look like a negro and what 29 year old still watches kids anime huh?
>>736952151There are autists here who think Sunshine isn't a real 3D Mario because of FLUDD./v/ would fucking hate a Mario game where Mario has big hands the whole time.
>>736950428From what I read online, this guy had likely never gone outside in probably ten years until that point. And he basically was a schizo who thought he was Harry Dresden from a novel series called the Dresden files about a wizard/detective who hunts down a man named Victor because Victor rapes his own daughter.And this schizo went outside for the first time in ten years and he thought he heard a girl screaming from his neighbors house so he went to a random neighbors house and he was convinced that his neighbor was Victor from the book and he started asking where Victor was hiding his daughter, then he broke into his house and started opening closets looking for her until the homeowner started beating him with a shovel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u_LiD1fGDQLol.
>>736952756i said nigga not nigger you retarded ass nigga
>>736952467It's funny
>>736950683because it has no games?because it sells 30 year old ROM files fo 20 dollars each?because you need to pay sub to play online?imagine buying 500 dollar mario kart machine
>>736950529It's a bizarre incident, everything about him spawned into existence purely for absurd memes
>>736952887And what's a nigga? That's ebonics for what negros call each other and that youth doesn't look like a black at all.
>>736950529No it's not it's hilarious and the result of covid lockdowns making everyone a schizo lol.
>>736953070ok faggot ass nigga
>>736952993>because it sells 30 year old ROM files fo 20 dollars each?are we talking about steam now?
>>736953385>steam out of the AETHERSo you're just not going to address that everything that was said in >>736952993 was right then got it
>>736953385Steam isn't a console retard
>>736953457Because not only is it redundant, the first point is straight up not true.
>>736953562if you're going to tell me metroid prime 4 is a game worth getting on the switch 2 i'm leaving the thread right now
>>736953647Cry.
>>736953656faggot
>>736952997It felt unreal it still feels unrealFirst I thought it was AI, but it was too good for AI and was longer than 8 secondsThen I though it was staged but then he got arrestedIt's one thing to act like that, and another thing to dress like that, but how did he get the face down perfect? God did that
>>736953747faggot
>>736953484>>736953457He has a point tho. Steam just sells old roms. You can't even own them either.
>>736953778>whataboutsim This is about switch 2
>>736950428OPEN THE DOOOOOOOOR
>>736953849>stop noticing how poorly constructed my criticisms areNo thanks.
>>736953954>Still deflectingSwitch 2 has no games
>>736951697You barely know one language, mutt
>enters hourly switch 2 meltie thread>still the same outdated copes since last yearMan, this console really mindbroke this board, huh?
>>736950428Is 3D platformer?>>736950684Did the artist draw more (SFW) art in this style?
>>736953979I disagree.>>736954137Calm down thirdie.
>>736954959Mutt.
>>736952756>what 29 year old still watches kids anime huh?
>>736952861sir, this is a Merio thread
>>736955217>>736955425>>736955519MUTTLEY!
>>736955519>>736955425>>736955217
>>736953647And if MP4(a cross platform)(hell, any 3d metroid)is the peak of a console year for year, you're a lost cause. Pokopia and Air Riders are the peaks of the console so far, at least until Raiders and Duskbloods.
