STOMPING KOOPAS
>>736953384:(This joke was funny!
>nooo he just jumps on koopas he doesn't stomp them!!!mental illness
They're called ノコノコ gaijin piggu
Why the fuck did this guy voice Mario? Sounds nothing like him.
STOMPIN NNNKOOPAS
>>736953589it's read "koopa" when they use furigana
>>736953384You can tell that he said something like KOOMBA on his first ten tries, and it took every fiber of his being to get it right on that take.
Who was in the wrong here?
>>736953667They don't really care if he doesn't have the talent or motivation because they just need his name on the posters. I've noticed in Garfield and the Mario movies that they always cover up his inability to sound goofy or hyper with some effect over his voice like stretching it in slowmotion or warbling it so he really doesn't have to try at all since someone will fix it for him.
>>736953667It was a completely corporate safe Nintendo movie. I don't know why they didn't make him sound like the video game, maybe they thought it was too much of a risk to be annoying or something. We may never know. at least they had jumpman use the Mario voice, so someone was aware that Pratt did not sound like Mario.
>>736953384I don't remember him looking this painedLooks like he's charging up something
>>736954159Anyone who says "turts" is instantly a piece of shit
STOMPINGFUCKINGKOOPAS
>>736954159>NOOOOO you can't just say "Perchance"!
Does Mario stomp koopas in the movies?
>>736954683redder
>>736953384it's GOOMBA STOMP not KOOPA STOMP OKAY
>>7369541592000s internet believing every obviously fake thing
Stomping turts, perchance
>>736954159Kant
>>736954683>this is Dovahkiin todayfeel old yet?
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!
TOTAL K**PER DEATH
>>736953384>I made a thwomp go bonkers and he went flying away
>>736953384>Redditors pretended to give a rat's ass about the original Mario Bros game just to try and dab on a celebrity who doesn't even know they existThe amount of bing bing butthurt he generated was truly legendary
These fucking faces I swear
>>736953384me when I think about how there are koopas alive in the world
>>736955027Wow, you must be fun at parties. Perchance.
>>736953384>mfw stomping Wendy Koopa
>>736956632SUCKINGBIG KOOPA COCK
>>736954683Stomping koopas like it's 1488
curb stomp koopers
>STOMPING... LICKERS
>>736953667>>736956602Martinet is the worst voice Mario ever had, I'll take Pratt just by virtue of him not being Italian Mickey Mouse.
>>736955027The student who wrote that was testing to see if the teacher would actually read it or just give it a random grade without checking. Basically it's real but intentionally written that way. iirc he did a redo.
>>736954159>?????????>stop>why are we saying thisYeah, it's fake or whatever, but it still tickles me just right
>>736953667>noooo he shouldn't be voiced by a straight white christian, he should be voiced by the old gay pedophile that nintendo fired for being an old gay pedophile
>>736954159Viewtiful Joe wrote this
>>736955027the paper is literally dated 2022 you static loser
>>736954567Even if they're burgling turts?
>>736958026american evangelicals aren't christians and you know it
>>736956602>>736957857>>736958026True mental illness on display here.
Remember when Chris Pratt thought the Shellcreepers from Mario Bros. were Koopas? What a fucking idiot. They should have fired him on the spot and hired me instead to voice Mario. How could he think the turtles in the Mario game were Koopas? Fucking simpleton. There were no Koopas in Mario Bros. You complete fool. All epic Twitter posters are laughing at you jackass.
>>736953667They're only picked because they're celebrities and nothing else. The only fitting casting choice is Charlie Day as Luigi.
>>736953667They picked him because Hollywood is full of fucking retards that think they know better than the showrunner. The Sonic movie was almost a disaster for very similar reasons. Suits thought this looked great, better than his real design!
>Meanwhile, Sonic 4
>>736953384KOOPA STOOMPA!!!!based OP.
>>736954903Yes.
