https://kotaku.com/pragmata-review-capcom-diana-hugh-puzzles-hacking-2000686768It's with a heavy heart that I inform you all that Kotaku has written a positive review of Pragmata. I'm afraid you all know what this means: we must all hate the game, and decry it as woke DEI slop.
Zanzicunny, i must consume... forgive me....
Well I'm pretty sure the Kotaku writers love being alive so ya better go kill yourself.
>>736955947I hereby forgive you and absolve you from all your sins...
>>736955826>Decry it as woke DEI slop.Shieeeeeet, whelp, thanks for the heads up anon. Time to be an abnoxious shit because shooting and doing pipe puzzles reminds me how inadequate I am as a person, and therefore I must tell everyone else my opinion like its gospel.
>>736955947Zanzibart only has eyes for his consort. The kindly and fair Ferniz, giver of love and light.
>>736955826Well yeah, they're jewish pedos.
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>>736955826>blonde hair>blue eyes>submissive>feminine>main characterhow TF do they like this?? its literally every trait designed to trigger them put into one character
>>736956192it only works because she's a little girl. make her a 19 year old woman and kotaku would go apeshit
Dumbasses still don't believe me when I say that woke is dead, dark woke won't return. Not to say that there isn't going to be a left, but it will be much different from what it was in the past, just like how MAGA transformed the right.
>>736956334I imagine they will just go back to being focused on class issues and try and present themselves similar to nordic nations as a kind of intelligent socialist class
>>736956334Woke is whatever you want it to be. There are people arguing the New Deal was woke. Whether woke goes away or stays is completely dependent on how useful it is to the right.
>>736956334Dark woke won, bro. You just don't get what it means. People like Platner aka the former military contractor guy with nazi tattoos that wins leftists because he says billionaires and Israel are the enemy is the perfect example of the victory of dark woke: middle class friendly politically incorrect dude "angry" at the status quo, like Hasan if he wasn't a faggot.
>>736956334I want whatever you're smoking because I still see woke shit everywhere
>>736956598all that shit was either in the pipeline way before the 2024 election or niche and obscure shit made for extremists
>>736956563don't forget you need to hate white people too
>>736955826>subversivewhoaaa thats crazysubverting tropes in 2026? no wayyy broooo
https://x.com/PRAGMATAgame/status/2043868925641756821How can you watch this cut scene and not laugh or smile?
>>736956192They don't dislike white people, they just dislike lazily-made wypipo
>>736956149you are making me like jews
>>736957396just imagine you are a 30 year old woman and you can't form emotional connections with people
>>736955826>Kenneth ShepardThat guy is not only a clickbait journalist that writes anti-gaming hate-clickbait, but literally a faggot that loves to be pegged from both sides.
>>736956697Wrong, you're out of touch with reality, that's probably what they want anyways, to make you think you won so you stop noticing
>>736957918ok sorry ur right its all woke its gonna be all woke forever time to all kill ourselves for israel
>>736957396i don't get it, why does she start saying their names like that
>>736957396is she supposed to sound like a 37 year old woman?
>>736956563It's funny to watch you guys twist yourselves into so many different positions."Yeah he hates jews which I like, but he wants to tax billionaires so america can have modern infrastructure or healthcare so I have to hate him"
>>736957396for being a black woman she doesn't have a terrible little girl voice. nice.
i'm a sucker for dad kinos but this seems like one of those games that's going to be forever associated with pedos
>>736958215california already has lots of taxes but they dont have modern infrastructure
>>736957995woke is here to stay. Its not going away minus some extreme scenarios like religious theocrats taking over (it would probably be muslims though)
>>736958668I am fine with 90s 2000s style woke. I just don't like the anti-sex stuff
>>736958215>he thinks taxes are used responsibly Lmao, plus why do you want socialist healthcare? Do you want to be euthanised or die waiting for critical surgery?
>>736958215>so america can have modern infrastructure or healthcareConsidering the government's track record on infrastructure, and preventing fraud, I'd honestly rather them not even try.
Woah, a 10 hour game? In the big 26? We are ALL paying $70 for that shit. Yep, this is perfect for us dadderinos in between taking care of my wife’s son.
i'm a sucker for pedo kinos but this seems like one of those games that's going to be forever associated with dads
you lolifags have been blind because of the loli, this game screams 2020 wokeslop moviegame
>>736958225Her voice is fine, cute even, troons here will try everything to make you hate the game, they are seething.https://litter.catbox.moe/ui8mnqrcspw435qo.mp4
>>736958813More than likely we're paying 70$ just to see a little blonde girl's in-game model.
>>736958868>I didn't play the demo and I'm talking shit out of my mouth
I hate that I feel like I have to buy this game privately.
>>736958963have you played the demo of any sony game? retard
>>736959029shut the fuck up tranny
>>736959106have fun eating crapcom slop
>>736959130ok
>>736958929It's only $60.
/v/ will hate this game, a friend that is journalist just showed me the end of the game and the MC is literally a indian
>>736959001same. i just preordered and marked it private in a milisecond. if anybody asks what i'm doing this weekend i'm going to pretend i'm working on some project.
>>736955826Capcoms social media team does go pretty hard, at least it felt like it for Wilds. I'm not shocked, I just don't think the gameplay is that good. It's serviceable though
>>736958813rev up that HIVisor
>>736959913that's just standart commie shit, be a thug, secretly desire to rule over society as a despot
>>736958919Fucking brat.
>>736960123My favorite kind of brat.
>no melee button>no swing robot child buttoncome on now
>>736958215>Everyone pay your taxes so the mexicans can have better infrastructure
>>736955826I am in complicated love with Diana
>>736960785I think it's pretty simple actually
>>736955826Hiroshima Nagasaki is desperately rushing to spin up more servers to handle all the load from daughterwife games over the next week.
>not a single person calling out OP for linking directly to kotakugrim
>>736961880This site is filled with actual advertisers now
>subversive takeI am already disinterested
>>736956560COPE
Catalog is still down
>>736955826>game journos like itso its piss easy and really short, fuck
>>736957396>English dub Diana
God fucking dammit now I can't hear Diana without seeing the ugly ass nigger VA's face flashing in my mind
>>736955826>after years of complicated loveThe fuck does that even mean?
>>736965398womp womp
>>736958225Oh so it's okay for blacks to voice White characters but Whites can't voice non-White characters, especially after 2020? Fuck this industry.
>>736956560>Whether woke goes away or stays is completely dependent on how useful it is to the rightThis, but only if you change "right" to "left". Because it's all about those grifters like kotaku who will either bury a game because it's not progressive enough, or pretend they don't care at all about those things, whenever it suits them. You see the same in movies and TV. First media cried about the lack of repsentation, and now they pretend they never cared just to bury their heads when Hollywood takes a 180°. There's a literal article talking about how they have to be smart about it now. They're not even hiding it.
>>736965398Play in Portuguese. Her VA is now confirmed to be a 12yo girlie. We still need to check for the other languages
>>736965224>dub
>>736955826>getting Naobou to voice a loliNot my first guess but I always liked her voice. Though I associate her more with genki JKs.
>>736955826Why does a robot need to look like loli bait?
>>736958114because she has the brain of a 6 year old and is excited about having a new "human" namewhats so hard to get?
>>736965558cry about it pussy
>>736957396i already have a real life daughter, this game cant manipulate me neither emotionally nor sexually
>>736955826>complicated loveTHEY ARE DOGWHISTLING!!!!!!!!111111
>>736956192Haven't you heard?Kotaku is made of pedos so ofc they ignore the white supremacy shit because of cunny.just look at jschreier. He thinks big tits are bad but sexualizing kids isn't a problem.
>>736958813Capcom, king of unreal asset store.All of their games play the same. It's always the Tlou/uncharted formula. Shoot, push a block, shoot, walk n talk, shoot, push 3 levers, shoot, talk, shoot, push 2 buttons.
>>736966454How is this gane sexualising children?
>>736955826>Kotaku never played TLOUBravo, game journalists.
>>736955973>miserable leftists>love being aliveIt is spite alone that keeps their heart ticking
>>736955826Gaming journos have not given a negative rating to a triple A game in 20 years
>>736965719Nippon gemu, gaijin.
>>736955826>kotaku are pedophileswho woulda thunked?
>>736965915Shut the fuck up nigger.
>>736960345I need to become a youth soccer coach
>>736955826>kotaku loves it then that means one thingno cute and funny, no buy
>>736965558Anon, the only time this comes up is when the VA monopoly needs to distract people from their bullshit practices.Just like theater, voice acting doesn't look at anything other than ability within the budget.Get a maxipad, sit down, and shut up.
>>736957396Is this what it’s like to have a cute daughter, bros?
>>736955826What a shame. We had such high hopes, and now it's officially Concord part 4.
>>736956560https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_stackThe progressive stack is woke.Just because anons call each other nigger doesn't mean there aren't any black people out there.
>“A dad game for dads who actually like their children.”Is this a jab at games with dads who don’t like their children, or is it saying that most dads in real life don’t like their children?
>>736967159Only English has been lip synced. For all intents and purposes it's the original voice over.
>>736966587Just having them exist is sexualizing them
>>736970773Both.It's a cynical take that I expect from broken women.
>>736970193It brings color to your empty dreary existence
>>736956192everyone makes an exception if it's a little blonde girl
>>736955826Never could have foreseen kotaku liking the epstein game.
>>736957810seriously, why are women incapable of that?
>>736973010:skull: :wilted_rose:
8 is the new 7. It's a bad game confirmed.
>>736957396Nooooooo I don't want to see Hugh's face
>>736973126so 6 was the old 7 xD
>>736958813It's 60
voices38...please..
>>736955826....aaaaand dropped
If kotaku or any access media says it's good, it's going to be fucking garbage.There's 90% probability that a positive review is for a game that's fucking garbage and undersells.
>>736973108>wilted_roseAre you fucking kidding me? Yet another zoomerism I should keep an eye out for?
736956334Woke is still there. Its only been scaled back because it has been financially unsuccessful. But look at HBO Harry Potter with black Sneedpe. Woke doesn't just disappear overnight because all these projects now take like 5-6 years to developer because of the incompetency of studios and the iron grip of unions. A project that we get mad about today was in its finally stages 4 years ago. So I'm giving it about 5 more years before you you actually see good looking actors and white people back on screen.
>>736958813Modern Crapcom fans are absolutely the most pathetic and saddest individuals in quality denial. Its actually a miracle that Capcom has an original game after nonstop westerncentric garbage like Street Fighter 6/Monster Hunter and non stop remake slop. Can you believe GOG had to convince those retards that people want the classic RE games?
>>736957396EN Diana sounds like shit but honestly the JP voice doesn't really fit her either.https://x.com/PRAGMATA_JP/status/2043856766010823050
>>736973768It's so much better It's not even funny. She actually sounds like a loli and not a 30yo, tranny smoker. JP Hugh was a miscast, though.
>>736956192What are they going to complain about, blond children existing? Tell me what they could say that wouldn't sound like insane projection.
>>736955826I mean its a father sim like telltale walking dead. The difference is a white child so it makes you more horny, pajeet
>>736956192Because the MC is a pajeet
>>736973916>loliwhy would you refer to a child like that?
>>736973984I lost all will to buy this game after seeing his face. I refuse to play as a fucking brownoid.
>>736973768>In Japanese he says 「ったく…」but in English he says “…Kids.”What was the point of this change?
>>736974253lol
>>736955826>8hr long game that journos can beatSounds amazing
>>736973768They hated Jesus because he told them the truth. Her JP voice also sounds off. But as fucking usual, no one ever calls out a mediocre performance by a seiyuu
>>736973768Naobu cute
>>736957396
>>736975872>ghoulhag
>>736974713Japs talk like Yoda, everything structured backwards from english. I'm not going to go watch the video on fucking twitter to see if the rest of the line matches in content.
>Call gamestopto preorder>Get told it was pulled from the storeI guess I'm downloading it..
>>736975872>fictional character>cpso you're comparing some cartoons with the suffering of real life children? not cool, sister...
>>736955826>"Capcom's subversive take"What does subversive even mean anymore
>>736975872These "people" use up lifesaving resources and are given the same rights as you while actively hating you and wanting you dead for having the audacity to be alive. These things aren't human, they are hollow shells inhabited by evil spirits.
>>736976128Irrelevant. Those are the complete sentences.
>>736976387You're trying too hard, anon...
>>736975872The release window of this game is going to be boil up into a shitshow of all-time. It'll be incessant all the way to (and beyond) the game awards.
>>736961880I read on Kotaku that it's better than Civ 5 with the Brave New World expansion pack.
>>736975872>hags malding and seethingGood
>>736976424No.I win.
>>736955826le subversive.....................
>>736955826It seems that it's been receiving positive review overall./v/ will now hate this game.
>>736976774Yes, if the kike media loves it, then it is tame, boring garbage for niggercattle.
>>736957396>promo cutscene still has the awful REengine forcefield around her hair, worst at the end of the clipHow the fuck do they spend so much effort modeling her hair and then leave an ungodly ghosting aura around it making it look awful
>>736976149What the fuck lmao. A seething moral faggot manages your Gamestop lmao, probably warns the parents about M rated games
>>736955826don't care.still playing and uoooh~ing at Diana.>>736958158>eng dubthat's your mistake.
>>736970861>muh lipsync
>>736977939based retard
>>736973514ZDS is almost exclusively seen in indians that have never used emoticons, let alone be able to understand context
>>736955826>crapcum game>paid shills love>is 5/10 game with cut content and setup for dlc and then goty and then sequel with the cut content rehashed outslop for goys.
>>736978195Nice arguments, just one problem: It has cunnyYour argument is invalid
>>736955826>linking to kotakuFucking kill yourself faggot
>>736955826didn't kotaku get bought and they fired half the retards there? maybe it worked
>>736955826This game looks so fucking boring. The first new big budget capcom single player IP in generations and its just scifi resident evil for pedos.If you're that braindead then at least make a new lost planet.
wherever you'll go , i'll be there
>>736973921have you literally never heard them complain about other female characters? it literally boils down to "women like this shouldn't exist"
>>736984054u got my back :)
>>736955826Silly Faggot, you underestimate cunny. Cunny crosses beyond the political realm. It's the only issue both sides agree on (in private). And Pragmata is an example of safe cunny, that the whole family can enjoy.
>>736956334We're unironically all gonna be flip politics within 5 years or so. Right has turned Woke and Woke has turned Right. But it doesn't matter because both sides are in the Jews' pockets.
She looks weird.
>>736986215oh no, she's british?
>>736986215bro got the american version
I can’t remember the last T-rated game I played.
>>736958813huh, crapcom fucked up literally everything they touched last year. why should this one be any different?
>>736974713I don't see what's wrong with this. ったくin this context is a brief expression of fond exasperation. "Kids" is probably the closest you can get while keeping it equally brief. What would you suggest instead?
>>736975573Favorite role?
>>736988757I don’t like that Hugh blames his annoyance on her being a kid instead of just expressing general frustration.
>>736955826Why is kotaku supporting pedo games now? Has the culture shifted this much?
>>736973921That's literally what every "controversy" surrounding the game is about.
>>736973768I miss the one in the 2023 delay trailer that kind of sounded like their voice was floaty and out of their body, and sounded more like a construct. You don't get very much of it but you can kind of guess what it'd be like from the preview. Sounds almost like it has an accent?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4Q7Q8e3M0A
