I know I am buying a ticket on day one
its REAL??
>>736961748Unfortunately
>Soiboy develops Soifilm about a SoitrannygameWowzies.
>>736960462Stop! Stohohohooop, hes already deaaadddd
What do you honestly expect to happen in this game?
>>736960462Why would you want such a thing during this era? Did you see what they did to Castlevania?
>>736960462>hollywood so broke they have to resort to milk already settled videogame stories with a following instead of gambling with new thingsdon't fall for this shit
>>736960462>Sony desperately trying to reach out for any scraps of From IPs they still have after all their movieslop flopped, and Japan Studio died>all they can do is watch Elden Ring's massive numbers + From working with Nintendo to make exclusives
>>736961950Hollywood has been making video game movies for decades now
>>736960462oh the stupid retard cope about them respecting mizaki's wishes or some shit and that's why they weren't touching the game was total bullshit? who could have seen that coming?I don't give a fuck about some shitty movie port the game off the fucking 13 year old console it's trapped on already.
>>736961794>STILL seething over a decade laterkek
They'll do anything except pc portHow's that pc emulator going? Haven't heard any news lately
>>736961831I meant movie but connection error wouldn't let me fix it!
>>736960462I wanted to see the Japanese reaction and they are so excited I feel so bad.
>>736960462>Trailer starts>Slow pan over Yharnam>A different rendition of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhGZkdODoDM creeps in>"We are borne, from blood...">DUNNNNNNNNNNNN>"Werewolves, Zombies and oh yeah, GIANT ALIENS too. Yeah, I think we're gonna need a hunter."
>jacksepticeye is producingwhat the FUCK is this
>>736960462>JackSeptictank
At least Bluepoint shut down so there's no chance they get to make an awful remaster as a tie in.do not monkey's paw me do not monkey's paw me do not monkey's paw me
>>736962351PC emulator is great. Runs 4K 60 fps easily, have been able to do stable 80fps on my machine it’s a 4080S and 7800x3d. But mid/low end systems are also easily able to do 1080/1440p60fps. So PC is definitively the best place to play BB now and not PS4/5. You can even have the farming chalice dungeons available.
>>736960462>mfw karma hits hard
they are just constantly baiting another minecraft movie reaction these greedy kikes are so pathetic they don't care if you rip the theaters to shreads as long as the retarded youths actually go
sadly i will go to the movie even though i know it’s going to be dogshit why am i like this bros
>last thread got 404'dvery strange, usually they let literal shitpost twitter threads survive but for some reason the bloodborne one got swiped
>>736960462>from the twisted mind of from>directed by jacksepticeye
Who the fucks Jacksepticeye
>soisepticeye>they actually got a youtumer to make a movie for themKEKfromdrones on suicide watch
>>736963047idk, because you hate yourself?
>>736963218One of those old youtube faggots that was never funny and nobody really likes but maintains massive fucking influence due to having been around a long time and the fact that he likely has dirt on everyone currently active.
>>736960462>I'm just like Markiplier! I'm just like Markiplier! I'm just like Marki -ACK
>>736963338Is this cunt him?If so, holy shit...I don't want bloodborne to e associated with dickheads like him
>>736963407too late for that, soiboi
Jack Black as GerhmanDwane the Rock Johnson as Father GascoigneTimothee Chalamet as Orphan of KosZendaya as Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower
>>736963407>>736963352Seriously, iron lung is a short story, few characters and have small lore. So, when mark poured some money on it, the movie felt high quality. You can't do that with bloodborne. It have long branching story, fuck ton of characters and massive lore. Sony's money will never able to cover all of them. Plus, knowing jack and his personality. He would definitely hired his "voice actors" and "musicians" friends, then overpay them for brownies points. Also, jack knows nothing about directing an anime. At least, mark have the korean blood in him, probably got help from his korean uncles. Jack is irish, i know nothing about irish film industry, but i sure know that irish never made a fucking anime.
>>736963989What if that Jack fella asked the help of the revolutionary Adi Shankar, creator of Devil May Cry netflix anime?
>so that's it? What? We some kinda beast hunting squad?
Cast her
>>736964541hunter schafer
>>736964541Sydney Sweeney
>>736964541Idris Elba
>>736964541Zendaya
>>736964541Tom Holland
>>736961989From is contracted for a new sony exclusive IP tho
>>736964701>troons are all over the shop>you'll be one of them, sooner or later
>rejects a bluepoint remake >let's a youtuber turn it into a slop movieWhat the fuck is wrong with from soft
Cast him
I could see it as a horror-focused film with minimal dialog. A hunter wandering the ruined city, trying to piece together the puzzle of what's real, what's dream and what caused this and eventually awakening to the insight of the horrors lurking everywhere. I have zero expectations modern film makers could pull it off.
>>736965491zendaya
>>736965491Emma Watson
>>736962351I hate it. Stutters and crashes
>>736960462It's pretty smart: that way, Bloodborne will have a better framerate.
>>736960462I hope this will be good.I like jacksepticeye.Not sure if I trust him with a movie.
>>736960462 It's pretty smart: that way, Bloodborne will have a better framerate.
I don't want some fuck ass movie, I want an actual sequel.
>tranimeshit>made by some pooptube literally whossnoy is retarded, glad I pirated this gaym
>>736960462i mean weve heard talks of a bloodborne tv show / film in the past so this isnt surprising, what is surprising is fucking jackscepticeye??? why him? no seriously why him??? it so fucking weird like if someone was making a film about anything soulsborne you would think it would be the soulsborne lortubers like vaatibut jack?? he hasnt played this game since his 1st playthrough lmao this is gonna turn into hot garbage but like a car crash while its awful, you just cant help but look
>>736960462how many videogame movies have been in development and yet they never get released?We are still waiting for the metal gear movie
>>736960462It's pretty smart: that way, Bloodborne will have a better framerate
>>736960462i'll only buy a ticket if it's 60fps. if I can't get the game to run like that then at least the movie
>>736960462Why jackscepticeye? You would think if it was a soulsborne related thing the loretubers would be the ones to do it, but jack??? He hasn't touched this game since his 1st playthrough lmao this is gonna turn into hot garbage
If Sony's animation studios are doing it, I am in purely for the visuals. >>736966121This is all buy guaranteeing a remaster atleast, new watchers need a game to buy on modern systems
>>736961770This. Will be cyberpunk or castlevania tier.
>>736966535probably asked markiplier first and he said no so they went for the temu version
>>736963407I'm on the fence with it, but the last movie produced by a content creator did really well. I can't remember it's name but it was a horror movie. He is also only producing, not directing/writing, so he's basically just a money man.
>>736964541
>>736965491Biden
>>736960462>FROM rejects BB remake by BP.>Yet somehow this passed through.To say the least I'm curious about how it came to be, I wonder if PlayStation even bothered asking FROM like they did with the remake, also>AnimatedThe bar is honestly low considering the recent animated adaptations of video game are: Catelvania(lol), DMC(Lmao) and Mario. The first two are actually TV shows so I guess the Mario is the closer example, though Mario had proper budget, something I'm not sure BB movie will have.
>non stop exciting xbox news>sony has only announced shut downs of studios>ps fans begging them to do anything>we got you guys.....>WE KNOW YOU ALL WANT BLOODBORNE>BLOODBORNE MOVIE!!!!!!The memes write themselves.
>>736967540>>non stop exciting xbox newsSuch as?
>>736967540You got a giggle outta me but I truly think a bb remake will come out of this.
>>736967607>helix will be full bc with every of, 360, one game>plays pc games>does pc mods>can run emulators>pc/xbox exclusives returning >dedicated team to submit wanted features toDon't cope too hard ps jamboy.
If this wasn't hilarious enough,>fake rage youtuber no one remembers directing itbravo sony. Jack septic tank is perfect for this.
>>736967682and no one will buy it, sad.
>>736962351>How's that pc emulator going?Frustrating to get set up and running. I don't mean to actually get working but I do mean that there is no generalised settings configuration that justwerks for everyone. It depends on your specific hardware configuration. Some people luck out and everything just works, some people it crashes/stutters and then after 20 hours of googling one single obscure setting fixes everything. But when you can actually get it running stable it is by far the superior way to play at this point.
>>736960462So this is the real impact of Iron Lung huh
>>736960462>Western "animation"topkek
>>736968002imagine the upcoming shitfest of videogame movies produced/directed by streamers
>>736967827I am, as a ps5 owner. I'll never fall for this garbage again.
>>736960462Just put the game on pc you retards. >>736968184based
>>736964541At least it'll be animated. Get the original VA.
>>736968396>Get the original VAdon't you want 80% of the budget wasted on celebrities like in invincible?wow... such antisemitism...
>>736966170Shartynigger
>>736967682>xbox is so shit they start trying to sell console users... A pc.Lmao
>>736968447Bankers are cringe, kebab removers are based. But seriously, I doubt this will ever manifest into being. If it does, I do hope they won't try to cast big names.
>>736968634Isn't jeetstation doing the same thing selling people a movie player? the ps6 is literally only going to be a slight improvement in graphics for the same price as the helix.
>>736968447>Do you remember that critically acclaimed uncslop TV series, Breaking Bad? Well get ready to witness Walter White's actor, Bryan Cranston, voicing the tragic hunter-turn-beast Ludwig!
>>736967682Holy fucking shit my sides,>jamboysurely this isn't real.
>>736962351Works on my machine. Played at 1440p and it's not like I have a great rig.t. RTX 3060 R5 3600
>>736968792I fucking hate indians as much as the next guy but:>looks at some unfunny /pol/ wojak shit>thinks its real Theres so much actual ammo to use and they make something up…
>>736968947Allegedly it was a real thing. I say allegedly because unless you're from the 1800s, you're never going to actually know.
>>736963989>the movie felt high qualityShit was a 4/10 carried solely by the fact that a big youuber was attached to it. If it was a completely unknown director it would have made 20 bucks and died like the flop it deserved to be.
>>736967461
>>736968947fwiw this is a very old urban myth, probably made up by indians or blacks or something
>>736964701>fake womanI can see it
Is fromsoft just a slop studio now?endless multiplayer games, no AC6 expansion, 2 fucking movies.
>>736961831I'd guess it will be about the fall of byrgenwerth.
>>736960462But why? What has he done besides make content for children?
>>736962660>>736962754unironically. What's up with this? I watched his subnautica playthrough, he's a good entertainer. But looking at his recent vids is a nightmare. I know he's done stand up but how did he get involved with movie production?
>>736970802I have no fucking ideaThis is all he has done related to TV and movies. It might be as simple as "markiplier made a somewhat successful movie get one of those other guys for ours"
>pclards spent a decades salivating over bloodborne yt videos and twitch streams seething all day every day about it>now they get to experience it in glorious 4k at the local kinoplexkek pc cuck humiliation century
>>736970639early 2010s jack didn't do it for childrenlike at the start of his career
>>736960462>it's real
>Kos some say Kosm>Well I say KOSM AT ME BRO*transforms saw cleaver*
>>736963989Iron Lung was whatever because it was a small indie game that a guy really fell in love with and decided to put his back into making an adaptation of. Not much different from other passion project adaptations. There wasn't some big drive to make an adaptation that Markiplier muscled in on. He was the driving force of the whole shebang. Bloodborne on the other hand is an extremely well regarded and even today fairly high profile IP. So what the fuck is Snoy doing pairing up with a random variety Youtuber on the production of it?
>>736960462>Jacksepticeye is producing
>>736960462What do you even do with the movie? The setting isn't that unique, it's just a standard Lovecraft thing with a gothic look. I don't think the combat would look good animated either. Maybe a prequel about things going bad with the church could work but otherwise I don't see it.
>>736961794Bloodborne is the opposite of soi, faggot. The only people who don't like it lack the testosterone to play it.
>>736970228They really have pretty much quit the industry since Elden Ring sold so well. They just make trash for retards now with no end in sight. Miyazaki said he wants to make a dungeon crawler but there's just no way they will ever make a singleplayer experience again. BandaiNamco will never let them.
>>736975951I've posted it elsewhere, but just following Lady Maria's life gets you a greatest hits experience of the Bloodborne world but its attached to a character with a well established life story and a good multi-act structure. You got her fleeing Cainhurst to Yharnam as a fish out of water. Her working with Gherman as the first hunters until they pillage the Fishing Hamlet in search of Kos.Her seeking contrition as a nurse/doctor at the Research Hall. And then finally realizing how horrible their research actually became and killing herself out of guilt. Not like a happy story, but it has a 3 act and finale type structure, and basically touches on every major part of Bloodborne. >vilebloods>hunting >old ones>healing church>sadness
Well /v/. Is Bloodborne feminist?
>>736975951>The setting isn't that uniquewhat?>it's just a standard Lovecraft thing with a gothic lookso very unique dumb tranime poster.
>>736975951>just a standard Lovecraft thing with a gothic lookThat's not a standard thing at all you dumb tranime faggot. Name five movies from the last decade that fit that supposed standard.
>>736977248It and Elden Ring has the most to say about gender roles. I wouldn't call it a feminist work in that feminism isn't the main purpose of the work, but there clearly is a statement being made about sex. Like on a whole, the game isn't about female struggles, because it is mainly about being an action game where you fight monsters for fun. And focus on sociology would infringe on that. But at the same time, you don't have the Doll, the Whore, the Vilebloods, Maria, and Queen Yharnam as main characters and not be making a statement about femininity and its recognition by society and connection to blood and gore and nasty things.
>>736966191>you would think it would be the soulsborne lortubers like vaatiOh god no. Why the fuck would you ever suggest that? At least with Jack he's just acting as a producer funneling his rich money into this but Vaati???The fact you'd even suggest Vaati of all people, the guy who notoriously plagiarized someone else's work on Bloodborne of all things, tells me you're a complete and utter newfag.
>>736960462>CuckslopticeyeHe was never good
>>736977248Not necessarily feminist, but the story is about the pain of being a foid.Why do you think everything goes to shit when the "moon" is "red"? It's clearly meant to represent the menstrual cycle.You can't save any of the women in the game, and many of them are raped by ayylmaos and forced to give a painful birth.
>>736977452This. I wouldn't call Bloodborne feminist in any way at all, but you'd be dumb to ignore how it uses femininity as a significant part of its lore and how it concerns blood as a symbol/motif.
>>736963218A third-rate YouTuber whose only claim to fame is being friends with Pewdiepie and having a leprechaun accent.And by third-rate, I mean THIRD-RATE. His entire existence is just copying whatever Pewdiepie and Markiplier did at the timeI don't even know what to expect out of this, because as far as I know he literally hasn't done anything except play videogames and sometimes appear in someone else's videos.
>>736977764Yep. Unironically they made a gothic/cosmic horror story based on women's time of the month.
Why would someone put the word septic in their name
>movie>based on vidyait will be shit like always
>>736960462how much woke and retarded writing will be in it? Since they love being anti-religion I bet they're going to make the lovecraftian gods the good/misunderstood guys and the church the real evil
>>736960462>SonyThis is gonna suck. It might have a couple cool action scenes.
>>736964701beside being a tranny she really does look the role
>>736966191>>736970802Remember the files and how a surprising amount of weird coincidents and connections suddenly made sense? Fella either got dirt or is part of the circle himself and got the role purely because of that
>>736977248Oh god the faggot is going to use the retarded "lore" headcanon that the healing blood is menstrual blood. Shits already fucked.I remember reading about it when BB was new but pretty much everyone made fun of it. But of course the freaks not only still believe it but actively force it
>Sony would rather focus on making movie adaptations than actually making games for the PS5
>>736967461>though Mario had proper budget, something I'm not sure BB movie will have.The guy is rich and for a while he didn't know what to do with his money to the point that he already considered early retirement almost a year ago. If anything, I can only imagine him pouring fuckton of money into this project since Bloodborne is his most favorite thing ever.
>>736978739That is literally just the plot of Bloodborne. Other than the more ambiguous Moon Presence, all the Old Ones can at worst be called clumsy when interacting with humans unmolested. They're described as sympathetic towards humans, even.
I wish I could be enough of an NPC to get excited for the next slop ad infinitum, alas I can't
>>736960462>Broooo Bloodborne is like super important to me I won't let anybody else touch it>A movie by a Pedowood? Let's fucking goooooo
>>736979014well yeah, the story of Bloodborne is so vague (like all from games) that the only real way to make a movie is to pick a headcanon and stick to it.
>>736975336>So what the fuck is Snoy doing pairing up with a random variety Youtuber on the production of it?They probably saw the success of the Iron Lung movie and thought "you know how we get a guaranteed success? ATTACH A POPULAR YOUTUBER WHO DID A SINGLE LETS PLAY OF BLOODBORNE!"
>>736979904Hnnggg she's cute
>>736960462wow
>>736979904damn she's hot
>>736962626I am morbidly curious to see a bloodborne movie like that simply for the tonal whiplash
>>736960462Your Le Pacte des Loups, bloodbab?
>>736960462Of course, sister. I wouldn't want to be spoiled on the story of my favorite game. I might even play it for the first time before release (I've only watched a speedrun that one of my lady friends did on GDQ)
>>736980640>>736981083>she
He's become la creatividad
