Did you ever put it in your ass?
>>736961590My sister did and never cleaned. That is when I realized girls are just as horny as guys if not more
Once inside a condom, not worth, bought a dildo, still not worth, realized I'd rather fuck femboys than be one.
No wonder fags needs to wear diapers.
No but I did put a 500ml coke bottle in my ass 10 days into a family holiday because I got so randy since there was no privacy for me to cum.I feigned being ill and stuck a bottle in my ass instead when everyone left.
Warioware
>>736961590>Learning about how many people used the Wii-mote as a sex object I was naive or just pure, I guess? I never once considered it or thought it was being used in such a way. If anything, I figured girls were using it as make-shift dildos, but it'd make sense faggots were putting it up their butts.
>>736961809Maybe, if the game is, like, WarioWare®: Shove It Up Yo Own Ass Game™
>>736961590No, I never had my WoW subscription cancelled.Logistically it doesn't seem like it'd be very comfortable.
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>>736961590I put it in my pussy and I really had to work to clean the blood off it. Thankfully none of it got into the internals and ruined something, otherwise my dad would've had my head.
>>736962524>axe wound make wiimote bloodySurprise, surprise
>>736961967Wouldn't something with hard edges like the wiimote be unpleasant in the vagina? I've never seen square sex toys for sale. It's not made to take that.
>>736961590put it in my cats ass :/
>>736962643Sorry that my hymen was something those men will never have
>>736962719that's what the sleeve is for
>>736961590if you could fit one of these in there you definately are already a homosexual of some sort. glowniggers please make this thread commit die by 2 reports to the back of the head
>>736962982You played Skyward Sword standing up, didn't you?
>>736961743>I feigned being ill and stuck a bottle in my ass instead when everyone left.But why didn't you just feign being ill and masturbate when everyone left but WITHOUT shoving a bottle up your ass?
>>736961590Is the wiimote the #1 "normal" masturbatory controller around by design alone?
My ass is strictly exit only.
>>736961743>No privacy for me to cumYou aren't a true fapper. A true fapper could have gone to a public restroom and cranked one out quickly by looking at porn on their phone. >>736961670Y-you just saw shit on your sister's wii-mote and she just left it like that? Fucking gross. >>736963169>Loli image Welp, there goes the thread. I mean it was bound to get 404'd anyway.
>>736961590No. I did put a ds stylus in my peehole though.
>>736963039NTA but there was a boss in Red Steel 2 that forced me to stand and treat it like an actual sword fight, because that seemed like the only way to beat him. It's still one of the most kino moments in my 30+ years of gaming.
Does anyone have the old comic where the Dad gets home piss drunk and yells "VIDEOGAMES" whilst violating with the Wii controller?
There has to be at least several dozen things around the house that would be a similar shape and less expensive than a wii mode, why go for that??
>>736962524>Projeckt Melody posts on /v/Interesting.
