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Weekly reminder that Xbone is fat
I've been waiting for this.
is 4chan slow as fuck to load the captcha to anyone else or is it just me
>>736978947Pretty sure everyone is experiencing that at the moment.
>>736978947it's not just youuhhhey gamers
>>736976248big booty GBA smothering
Is Game Gear running the site now? That'd explain the sluggishness
>>736976248Requesting more strongfat GBA-tan. Best body type hands down.
>>736980952mama sega asked her to get a j*b, I guess this is something
>>736976314Keep a safe distance whenever PS4 has been working for a long period, she might need to vent some excess heat
>>736981257seconded
>>736981320oh no, i hope vita isn't caught in there
>>736976248this but with 360
>>736976314gen 9 bunniesI thought it would've been interesting if SeX had the same greenish skin as XDS and XDS had the same black sclera as SeX
>>736982193>Switch and XDS are chubbyHell yeah bro
>>736982193excellent chocolate bunny
>>736982367>>736982413thanks guysI can't believe the captcha hasn't been fixed yet
>>736976314deck is worried about ally's extra heft destroying their seatall that extra asus+ms bloat has got to go somewhere
>>736982856I forgot they released this guy already, I thought he was going to release alongside Helix for some reason
>>736981257>>736981552>>736976248thirding, I'd love to see more strongfat GBA as well, specially in her workout outfitalso since my birthday is this saturday I'd like to request Saturn joining GBA in her workout session wearing an outfit that shows off her very curvy body, can be just lovey dovey or lewd
>>736981257For me it's just chubby GBA, without the emphasis on strong. I feel like it fits better with her earlier design and character.
>>736984620I love all GBAs, but to be fair that design was something that mindwipe changed his mind in favor of the tomboy and athletic version instead
>captcha expiring before it even finishes loadingFucking hell. One of these will go through eventually. Why Tuesday?
>>736985871I don't even know if this is a 4chan issue or a cloudfare issue>Why Tuesday?I mean, I wouldn't have minded if it happened during the night so we didn't have to worry as much as to keep the thread alive
>>736987154giwtwm
>>736976314Deck has to install a new OScontinued athttps://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=16786
>>736991071nice
>>736991071>XDSAlways a pleasure.
>>736991071nice booty
>>736991071destroy that twink's anus
Gentlemen, I love 2DS. That is all
I'm sleepy.
>>736993885These gals could use a pick-me-up
>>736976248Requesting Switch 2 with the busty and chubby frame she deserves
>>736985871i know right
>>736995961IT'S ALIVE
Ah, are we back?NESposting hours
>>736996026about fucking time
Redpill me on console-tan threadsWhat are they about?
>>736997150Video game consoles. As girls.
>>736997150what >>736997273 said, although that mantle could be expanded to "humanized consoles" now that there's some dudes and femboys in the mixstarted around 2013 as a regular thing with Mindwipe's Xbone-tan if I recall correctly, these threads have been on /v/ longer than they haven't at this point and they drain the autism swamp whenever a new console gets revealed
>>736995961Cutie
This thread needs more Zeebo! draw more Zeebo!
>>736982193
What was the name of that console with a crank?
>>736976248Apparently Vita emulation of the DS is getting better by the second, so I request a mad DS seeing Vita molesting a pokemon.
>>736987889Shove that nerd back inPreferably in a smaller drawer
>>737001034the playdate?
>>737002103don't bully her, she's a good girl
>>737003482PSP is underrated
>>737006364PSP is a total cutie yeahI still like DS more though
look @ thishttps://www.deviantart.com/biak-theoldenglishb/art/Oh-Behave-Switch-2-Tan-SpookDaKook-1316400012
>>737010037>67I can see the current gen consoles saying this and annoy the shit out of the other consoles
>>737012119>>737013575love that tum
>>736982193who is second from the right and why is she and the switch one chubby?
>>737017123that is XDS, she is a slime/goo girl meant to represent everything microsoft services, so the microsoft store and the xbox game pass for exampleshe shapeshifts as a stereotypical internet goth girl meant as a way to attract costumers and sales, her being chubby is part of that but she could probably also change into a thin muscular girl if she wanted toswitch 2 is chubby because she's just supposed to be bigger than base switch and also she's characterized as nerdy and dorky so it tracks
>>737010037Nice
>>737017123>>737017486Ah, that's 2? It's a bit hard to tell because they're so similar hahaEither way, regular Switch is sometimes drawn chubby due to personal preference of artists and requesters, but it is not always the case. Switch 2 is drawn chubby more often not only because the console is larger, but more so because it is disproportionately heavier too, like you don't expect it to be that heavy compared to Switch 1 even considering the size increase.
>>737020724Squishy shark.
>>736976248would love to see a fat snes-tan trying to squeeze into clothes she outgrew a while ago
>>737021238>>737021412>>737021632didn't mean for this to send three times my bad
>>737022343it's a common problem right now that a lot of posts repeatapparently it might be fixed by tomorrow? I'm not sure
is it back?
>>737022460>>737023245seems like it, about damn time
Remember when some faggot tried to copyright Gamecube-tan but then some random girl said she was based on her and sued him for sexual harassment? Lmao
>>737024478>copyright Gamecube-tanQue?
>>737024478the only "controversy" regarding Gamecube that I'm aware of is a newgrounds OC called Cassette Girl looking insanely similar to her
>>737025530this is what >>737024478 was talking about, the stuff with Casette Girl turned out to be a nothingburger eventually though, dunno what happened to that guy
>>737026812And that was the last time GBA was invited to the Microsoft mansion.
>>737027031I wonder who invited her, probably Xbox?
I was kind of getting used to the slower posting times
>>736976314there aren't many interactions between XDS and SeX besides possession stuff so I just wanted to draw this
NESposting hours
>>736976314>>736995872
>>737032123I like it. Peak Switch 2 shape.
>>737032319ty anon
I haven't been keeping up with console tan threads, did they make a steam deck yet? They better be male.