its been 10 years
>>736991604Yeah it's almost like spending a million dollars on a game when you've never made one before is as retarded as spending a million dollars on a novel before you learned how to write an essay
>>736991604yeah oneyng got scammed by the company he hired to dev it
>>736991604>Almost 9 yearsGame Grumps won
Is Zach the only one of the Newgrounds retards that has actually successfully put out a big project?
>>736993880Jordan D saw a fair amount of success with his big projectGooseworx too, I guess
>>736993880Krinkels got Madness Project Nexus out and its funEdmund has loads of shit to his nameUhhhhhh Fucking Egoraptor and RubberRoss doing shit for Glitch (its going to suck ass knowing them)
>>736991879Excuses are cheapEverybody has excuses just like everyone has an asshole
>>736994401man you botched the hell out of that
>>736994460No, I think you did
>>736993880tom fulp
>>736991604I'm just here to tack Oney on to the success of Smiling Friends and act like he had a meaningful part in it beyond the credits song and a one scene voice role because I like his lets plays.
>>736995390My favorite episode is Shrimp's Odyssey and Smormu was one of the reasons for that. Even though I wish Chris had more involvement, I'm fine with the fact that he had any involvement at all. Though I mostly liked Shrimp because he uses the same voice from David Firth as in his Jerry Jackson cartoons.
>no more smiling friendsdoes that mean we will we get more ZACH KINO IN ONEYPLAYS? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>736995529I'm curious, because if him and Michael pitch a different cartoon, people are just going to wonder why they don't just keep working on Smiling Friends. They'd have to make something entirely different to justify ending Smiling Friends.
>>736995473Season 1 was mostly fantastic and season 2 and 3 had about 2 episodes each that matched the quality of season 1, though my fav eps from s2 and s3 (Brother's Egg and the s3 halloween ep) are above anything from s1. Shrimp is arguably the best ep of s1 but nothing tops the campfire scene in enchanted forest.
>>736995617>brother's egg in personal favorites>UMMM GUYS LOOK AT THE GUEST ANIMATOR WE GOT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISNT FUNNY. DIDN'T YOU SEE THE ONEY PLAYS EPISODE THIS REFERENCES? NEVERMIND, YOURE RIGHT. I'M CANCELLING THE SHOW. sniffles
>>736995594not only that but they kind of screwed over all the people that moved over to work on the show thinking they had a stable career in animation for a while.
>>736991879>scammedBeing incompetent and not knowing what you're doing doesn't mean you got scammed
>>736991604>be video game adjacent e-celeb>voice strong opinions on video games>decide to make your own>it's mid>can't afford to take the hit to ego>indefinitely delay the game and hope people forget about it
>>736991604The thing about Oney is he's actually a shit artist so all his art has to be "ironically shit" that's what all his bowlbo art is. its completely shit art by someone who has been learning blender for over 10 years but hasn't learned the fundamentals to making appealing 3d art.
None of you retards even know about Nightmare cops.
>>736995764>voice strong opinions on video gamesEven before he started making Bowlbo, he was acknowledging more and more often that he realized he's stupid and that his opinions are garbage and that they are simply his own personal opinion. Even during the Sleepycabin days he had said that, while he used to think he was hot shit, he realized that he's really not.I think after years of LPing where he was constantly making clear how stupid he is and how his thinking skills are non-existent and the fact that he has been stuck LPing and really hasn't put out anything significant in all these years while others close to him have at least gotten a few things out there, he's realized that he's completely washed up, has no drive, and any talent he had has grown dull and he's past the point of being able to actually sit down with something and get it done.I enjoy his content but unfortunately, he's both very stupid and extremely ADD. He'll never climb out of that hole.
Oney is too lazy to even play video games, did you really think he was ever going to release one of his own?
IT'S BEEN ONE YEAR
>>736991604The main issue oney has is his art is shit, nothing can change that unless he learns actual art fundamentals which he clearly refuses to do. All his 3d sculpts are extremely amateurish and he's probably getting self conscious about it.
>>736995885There's nothing wrong with having a recognizable style. I bet people would actively dislike it if Chris tried to change his style, because it would just come off as weird. If you can recognize an artist by their style alone, they're doing something that people like.
>>736996087style is usually hard to replicate.
>popular with short dumb comedy bits>loses interest when has to spend time on effort on one idea to make anything concrete>AI is a godsend to turn short dumb ideaa into full, polished songs, pictures or videos>it's unpopular and his audience would crucify himGrim
>>736996168>>AI is a godsend to turn short dumb ideaa into full, polished songs, pictures or videosGood morning sir
>>736991604>2019 was 10 years ago
>>736993880DanPaladin did well. Edmund and Glaiel are millionaires at this point.
>>736995885pyw
>>736991604It’ll be out when it’s out. We like that. Great work ethic.
>>736995726Never happened, one guy lied and he wasn't even working on the showMost of the crew worked remotely
MY FRIENDS CALL ME COACH
>>736991604I genuinely do not believe that it will come out before 2030, same with nightmare cops>>736996042this is also my irk with chris' blender antics, I don't think he knows how to model, only sculptI would not be surprised that if bowlbo comes out, people will rip the models and we will see a topology nightmare
I actually had to check to see if it had been 10 years
>>737001251There are streams of Oney doing shit in blender like a decade ago, it's definitely not subdivided to oblivion.
>>736993880David Firth did and does well to this day
Which do you think will get out of devhell first, Nightmare Cops or Friday Night Funkin’?
>>736993880Tomar has been in quite a few videogames and cartoons as a pro VA
>>737002413I feel like Nightmare Cops will simply because it's been in the oven longer and Tom has at least finished a few games before. The FNF devs screwed themselves by adding a million ridiculous stretch goals that did nothing but balloon the development time.
>>736994530>>736994460>>736994401Not who you replied to but pic-related is the real quote. If you're going to say a famous quote as if it's your own then at least get it right.>>736993880As >>736994830 said Tom Fulp (site creator) and some other Newgrounds guys made Castle Crashers among some other games. Edmund McMillen started off making "Meat Boy" as a Newgrounds game before going on to make Super Meat Boy, The Binding of Isaac, and most recently Mewgenics.
>tfw no Veronica hotwife
Is this game promising, or just popular because of the e-celeb reputation & parasocialslop?
>>737004616is that hair on her tit. wtf
>>737004882it's areola peek lmao
>>737004616>*tongue rolls out like a carpet and eyes bulge out of head*
>>737004616>>737004958That’s a power move
>>737005006same>>737005083i wanna watch her receive power movesfrom a lot of other guysin our bed
>>736995726I don’t know it I’d call working on these quarter-hour adult swim shows ‘stable careers’, you’re basically drifting between projects every few years.
>>737004616>hotwife>Dr. SpockGrossMark has bigger tits than that
>>736995764Its not mid, a bunch of really serious people from the industry have complimented it who aren't dicksuckers either.And its coming together nicely, Chris just prefers to not tease people so you're left with the same old footage. Remember the trailer from 2020 is the worst youve seen it and development since then has been steadily ongoing. I have no idea why people think the project is buried just because Chris doesnt waste time on maintaining a devlog with trivial daily updates like the average social media attention whore, its just unproductive. Better just release it when its done
>>737002525Was he a newgrounder though? I don't believe he made any animations or anything.
>>737008119Probably because there hasn't been even a sniff of a progress update in all these years and that typically means the project is dead, stalled, or dogshit. It's too generous to just assume no news is good news.
>>736991604You've been obsessing over this and whatever eceleb made this for 10 years
>Tomar episode>They stop to read every single line of text out loud >Lyle episode>They do British accents like instagram thots from last decade
>>736993880Runk-a-chunk somehow survived chode and became 2B
>>736996087>If you can recognize an artist by their style alone, they're doing something that people likeExcept Bowlbo lacks the recognizable style that Oney's drawings have.
>>737008119Compliments are free and I'm not aware of any of these people actually playing video games and being competent at them. >I have no idea why people think the project is buried just because ChrisBecause they have 12+ years of videos depicting Chris as extremely lazy and incompetent.
>>737008201he was the voice actor everyone used on newgrounds, but no he wasn't an animator
>>737010192That counts. I just didn't know that was his circle.
>>737004958Ew, smoking. No wonder Chris dumped her.
>>737008119>a bunch of really serious people from the industry have complimented it>source: your ass>Better just release it when its doneChris could stop gooning the social media attention whores all day and maybe he'd get some work done
>>736993880Marc M. aka sickanimation always did well for himself. His animations are all over sick animation gifs, and he was in smiling friends. But then again even though Marc was an animator I never saw him as a newgrounds guy, he was way different, had his own website with his own forum, and the community was more comedy hipsters rather than nerds on newgrounds.
>>736993784Tough Bippy is the one that hurts the most.Chris has normie taste, you can tell by the music he tries to make. What he copies and talks about is stuff like music from Spielberg movies by John Williams.Ding Dong may know how to code, but I think he's a perfectionist to self-sabotage and self-punish,because he's a psychological masochist.But knowing how to code or just being able to make art, doesn't give you art direction skills.And those usually come when you reach the limits of a skill.When you can sit back and know that everything it's not worth making, so pick more specifically.>>736995890>the fact that he has been stuck LPing and really hasn't put out anything significant in all these yearsThis. And it's crazy how he worked on an animated video for Tenacious D,and worked on Smiling Friends. He even went to a party with Matt Groening there,and things still don't change for him.And, if it doesn't change for him, Imagine how it would be for someone who probably will never have his situation.He may have built something out of being an early celebrity around something like Newgrounds,but he was not necessarily talented nor outstandingly skillful no anything he has made.The best Oneyplays were with Ding Dong and Julian.
>>736995889still waiting for jeff's suicide stream
>>736991604Firmly believe these people pretend to make games because they know /v/ exists and are a huge segment of their fandom. This is just so we can have gossip threads about them.
>>737014649>The best Oneyplays were with Ding Dong and JulianTheir recurring bits are mostly annoying. I like Cory and Dave for the sheer autistic energy, especially when Jeff is also there.
>>737015052isn't that already 5 years overdue?
>>737015132jeff trying to tard wrangle them is always hilarious
>>737002740>stretch goalsI don't see why they don't just finish the game and add in stretch goal content as updates over time. That's what Hollow Knight did. In fact, they even cancelled a stretch goal and ended up making a new game out of it instead (hornet DLC -> silksong.)
>>737014649>things still don't change for him.What does he have drive to actually do? Nearly everything he makes comes off as ironic or half-hearted, including Bowlbo.That he decided to make a video game in the first place is nuts considering he has said, non-jokingly, that he hates video games and clearly has no patience for them outside of godsims. Even Hellbenders, which I think is funny, I cannot see himself having been seriously passionate about it. He has connections but nothing to seriously commit to that he could use those connections for. Everything he makes comes off as something that he could later write off as>haha that wasn't that serious it was just a dumb idea which is why he has another unfinished project called>Bowlbo and the Quest for Bing Bing
>>737008547https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGtXVrv0nlk
>>737015052>Jeff will never crash out, turn on Chris and become gay lovers with Linkara to contrast Chris and Doug's new relationshipwhy live
>>737015052Mick and Jeff were always the biggest fruits
>10 years>page 10
>>737008547she became paimon then fucked it all up by being a sperg
>>737015158around 8 or so
>>737001314Heavy's voice: "MEDIC"
It's never coming out
>>737015530I love that i posted this forgotten precurser to chode enough that other people are posting it whenever Runks mentioned
>>737021326/thread
Is real
>>737014649>>737015132They're both the best. Cory and Dave are easily the funniest. (I don't care that much for Zach, frankly. Tries to hard to be a comedian with his endless and preposterous hypotheticals.) But the DD+J era was very comfy. Ding Dong chose some very interesting games and his dryness contrasted nicely with Chris' silliness while Julian brought an air of humanity and genuinity. Sad to see what's become of Ding.
where is it
>>737022721>They're both the bestI reject this right on the face of it If I were to come up with some hypothetical dream lineup, it would be Ding Dong, who plays and picks the games, with Dave and Cory.
>>736991604Wasn't this an April Fools joke.
>>737014649chris went to LA with his 'leo and satan' to be a big TV cartoonist but got ripped off of all his cash. he is a huge success, just got ripped off of the huge success
>>737022721THEBESTGAMERS was the funniest. then it all went downhill
>>737014649>The best Oneyplays were with Ding Dong and JulianCory & Dave*
>>736993983You can't just say things like that and not elaborate, anon
>>736991604It’s never coming outgive upstop posting this
>>737027729The roblox high school was peak
>>737027729For whatever reason the Cory/Niall Kingdom Hearts videos are what I return to the most.
>>737027586crazy how dingdong deleted all of TBG content a few years ago.
>>737022721>his drynessIt was too much. A lot of the time he had nothing to offer but shitting on what Julian or Chris was saying or saying something himself and then immediately shitting on it. He was too deprecating. Cory is also way too noisy lately. He needs someone like Lyle to rein him in.
>>737019740Wrong person
>>736993880Soulja Boy, though he wasn't much on Newgroundshttps://souljaboy.newgrounds.com/movies
>>736995726Animation is never stablet. knows an artist and an animator who worked on Archer
>>737027586>THEBESTGAMERSwait what, how is this related to oneyplays
>>737029082>It was too much. A lot of the time he had nothing to offer but shitting on what Julian or Chris was saying or saying something himself and then immediately shitting on it.Reminds me of some people.
>>737015132>>737022721>>737029082Adam, Cory, Zach and Dave run a fascinating Straight Man hierarchy, I feel like if you pick two, whoever is the last one in that order always has to play Straight Man to the other's antics because the other is just too autistic.
>>736993880Dave literally could retire off of having FNAF/TADC-tier autistic fans for Friday Night Funkin.
>>737004616>tried to pander to fishtankfags for relevance but they just called her a whore instead
>>737030310Watching Zach being forced to play straight man to Cory's autism is what made the Sonic Heroes playthrough such kino.
>>737030637Sonic Heroes brought me back the Sleepycabin days. Probably the best playthrough on the channel only possibly beaten by Crash 2 and The Avengers.
>>737030864>Forgetting KH1&2
>>737030901They're fun but are a much harder watch. Matt in KH1 didn't help either.
>>737030637The first five minutes of the Maplestory LP is sheer insanity similarly because of Cory and Adam
>>736991604I caught a three day ban for making a joke about this game but using the picture of the guy who shot those black people a decade ago.It didn't even get many replies
>3 entire fucking Dark Souls playthroughs on the channel, and the only other Souls game they actually beat was DS2 only because of CoryWho's ready for the 4th with your exciting hosts, Lyle and Tomar.
>>737030310I don't like Adam, at all.
>>737015132>>737027729Dave is so bad, that if I didn't have anything to do, I would pick completes with him and edit him out as much as possible if not completely.Someone did that with Matt Watson on some, the edits are unlisted, but they are on some playlist.
>>737031457Surprisingly I like Adam during specific LPs. His absent minded nature works well with Lyle and Cory
>>737030637Why does this drawing exist...
>>737004958>>737004616>>737005157motherfuckers with no standards give this type of bitches such a false self boost.If barely anyone cares about respected actresses after they get old,what are these trashy nobodies on the internet will do when they get old?
>>737021326>curators can recommend unreleased gamesWhy does Steam allow this
>>737030637Even then, sometimes Cory would just go on about nothing for way too long or insist on screaming over the two who were talking about something interesting. It is funny hearing Zach get flabbergasted by Cory though. >>737030310>>737031457Cory playing the straight man to Adam is some of the funniest stuff even if it's mostly just catharsis hearing Cory getting mad at someone else rambling incoherently.
>>737030901>click on EP1 of KH>DD complaining about DisneyxFF being dumb nonstop>click outThey were a lot better when they came back briefly and were on medication. RE4 is still mostly great.
>>736994401Unless oney asked for donations to make the game, or had a patreon for bowlbo, then stop talking like he owes you shit. Dingdong and Julian are the worse offenders
>>737031346>Cory is aggressively autistic enough to force games to be completed >also plays them so bad that only Chris is worseit was funny seeing him hype up a magic build he clearly read online while not upgrading his staff and holding it wrong. Guy lives purely off watching/reading other people play games and never actually understanding/playing them himself just like /v/
>>737032989>Dingdong and Julian are the worse offendersthey've ramped the e-begging up tenfold and don't even meet their goals. the patreon is drying up and they've left twitch and youtube. i genuinely don't understand how they pay for rent and daily uber eats orders for julian
>>737033120>i genuinely don't understand how they pay for rent and daily uber eats orders for julianour taxpaying dollars going to the mentally ill
>Chris finally playing online games for Oneyplays instead of forcing his friends to all fly out to LA to record only 3 episodes worth of footage.
>>737033195>Chris/Zach/Tomar Rust never ever>We get FOTM friendslop instead
>>737032961It's funnier watching the whole thing and seeing Chris and DD going from shitting on it to getting really into it by the end, both admitting to really liking it as a guilty pleasure.
>>737033910They start to get into it once they finally get past the tutorial and Chris starts doing his Donald and Goofy impressions.
>>737033195>some of their best videos are from covid when they all had to play online>Chris refuses to do more online recording until recentlyI don't get why he's like this
>>736991604It was never real to begin with.
>im not a monkey>not a monkey>im a maaaaan
>>736993880the newgrounds generation depresses me a bit, so much talent in that era and the majority just went on to do nothing
>>737035821Neigh means yay in ol' horse say
Wind Waker is still their best playthrough ever. The fact that we now know Dave was uncomfortable about being called "Dave the slave" makes it even funnier.
>>737024545They cancelled it, i was hoping they released the finale around the time the game updated. Also i hope Chris calls up DD and Julian to play the New version of the game.
>>737033010>Guy lives purely off watching/reading other people play games and never actually understanding/playing them himselfThe Plants VS Zombies playthrough was full of that and it was insanely funny to see him lambast Dave for playing like shit, only to manage to somehow play even shittier than him.
>>737035821When are they doing more AI gaslighting?
>>737024545>Trusting Dingdong to edit your big finaleChris made a dire mistake
>>737039682>Also i hope Chris calls up DD and Julian to play the New version of the game.Someone asked DD if he was excited about the new update when it was coming out and he didn't seem too thrilled. I think playing that game on the channel killed all his love for the game.
>>737039813Their funniest video was the AI music one. I laughed for like a week.Especially the horse fucker one lmao
>>737039837I think Dingdong's a good editor. Stuff like Pikachu's Adventure were great. He and Julian definitely told Chris they didn't want the video to go up because they wanted to be as distanced from the channel as possible.
>>737035097>Slightly artistic with Gooseworks>Immediately cringe upon hearing his voiceNo dignity with these types.
>>737040232>HisH-huh?
>>737035878The jewish entrainment mob was never going to allow organic success in America
>>736991604Tomar mentioned Bolbo in one of the recent Fallout NV videos and Oney didn't say anything lol
>>737004616She looks like Jizzy Maxwell.
>>737040764>He doesn't know
>>737041143Tomar what would you do if Ghislane Maxwell crawled into your bed one night and said [in Zach's Goblin Voice]: "XHELLLLLLO I AMMMMMMM JIZZY MAXWELLL PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR GRRRRREEEEN CUMULONNN."
>>737041229>I'd probably call the police, I guess.
>>737041229>>737041324>Cory: Isn't Ghislaine Maxwell that musclewoman waifu from the shota isekai?
>>737040957Chris is always silent about Bowlbo whenever it gets brought up on Oneyplays. The most he's ever said is "yeah making games is hard" or "yeah you can pretty much only run and jump". It's pretty obvious he's barely made any progress in years and his friends are just trying to be supportive anyway.
>>737041324>I dunno, I'd probably commend her for subverting the goyim--which is my sole ambition
>>737030563tl;dr?
>>736991604oney is so fucking cringe and so is "systems engineer" Tomar
>>737041552I wonder which cast member will be the one to catch Tomar when the next hall of cost happens.
>>737033195I don’t even know why Chris stays in LA
>We will never get another Worms stream with Chris and Dingdong because Dingdong wants to stay as far away from Chris's fanbase as possible.
>Hey Jill, Barry here! Wanna see cute pics of my yaoi cock?
>>737008356[Valley girl accent] You're so right
