hop on deadlock
it's boring
i dont want to see ivy and get bricked up all game
>>737020060>play like trash>win anyways
>>737020207fippy bippy>So, like, the only way you can get kills is to grind for a 1-shot ult.Nah.
>finally reach ascendant>3 (three) games in a row where a retard that is feeding abandons>get sevens that do memebuilds which consist on not buying a single item except the egg for 30 minutes, ends up being dogshit and his excuse is that the golden pots only gave him health buffs>parties of beta cuck handholding his female friend are useless the entire game>trannies with grating HRT voices doing backseat gaming the entire time while being 1/6And most importantly>the games I win don't feel fair because the exact same shit is happening to the enemy teamMan I love Deadlock and I've played Dota 2 since 2012 but fucking hell, climbing up the ladder is borderline insanity
Geist my beloved
I hate that Rem is the most fun I've had playing this game >Ratting behind enemy lines to deny them resources >Disappearing into the secret rat tunnels if someone spots you but doesn't actually hit you>All the fun you can do with extended range on active items and swooping between your teammates during a fight to pop them when ideal or swooping in to save someone's ass with divine barrier>Able to easily counter pushes or set up your own with RemlingsGenuinely the hero I feel like I make an actual impact with. But he's so unique no other hero comes close.Kelvin is sort of neat though I will admit.
It's been a bit, how is Bebop currently?I want to land some hooks.
>>737020060Uninstalled after about 200 hours. The matchmaking and ranking systems are just terrible. I'll check it back out when it hits open beta, hopefully they'll do a rank reset and revise the matchmaking because I've never experienced such transparent EOMM in my entire life and brand new players mistakenly being dropped into the fourth highest rank is just not acceptable.
>>737020207what!!! im having a blast
ts tuff as hell
>>737020060Too sleepy...zZz
>>737020060I hop on Silver
>>737020060I don't want to play a MOBA, I wanted TF2 objective based multiplayer, not first person DOTA
>>737020060can i play the game without doxxing myself (open beta) yet?
>>737021089Why do some artists have to add some gay little emoticon next to their drawing that makes it gay and lame
>>737023492skill issued
>>737023668I hope they add more game modes. I enjoyed my 120 hours in brawl.
turn tiger into infernus and ill send you 72 virgins i swear to allah
I'm bored. The devs also seem grossly incompetent when it comes to balance. Waiting for another big update.
>>737023769tumblr artists (women) do it
I can't, it's no longer available
>>737020060>enemy team has a stack of friends that are highly coordinated>my teammates are also stacked and use 0 commsIcefrog add strict solo-queue please Im tired of not having friends
>>737023668>I wanted TF2 objective based multiplayerYou just want tf2, go add more hours to your 5000+ hour tf2 playtime
>>737023668>first personmaybe you should actually try playing the game before condemning it?
>>737023492>goyslop valve:O
>>737024206>IcefrogLiteral jeetware.
>get 2-3 feeders or deadweight for the past 3 matchesI'm fucking losing it, the moment I get to oracle 3 this shit happens
>Teamed with Mina>She goes 0-16Reeee!!
>>737024985>>737024206>>737020481It never fucking ends. I thought it would get better eventually, but now I'm phantom 2 and you still get people who have zero game sense and no idea of how to macro in this fucking game. I don't understand how you can get to a high rank but not build these basic game skills
>>737020060I'm tired of New York aesthetic slop games
>>737023492>retarded victor trying to solo push mid>tries to overcommit to chasing pocket>walks STRAIGHT THROUGH WALKER (???)>wastes his ult>wastes a rejuv>dies like a retard as pocket's entire team mobbs himI love how all of these webMs meant to show off how "shit" Deadlock is just expose the person recording as a complete 0IQ retard
>>737020481>pick up game>it's fun and the problems I have with Dota aren't nearly as bad in deadlock (losing in the first 10 minutes and being stuck in a lost game for 60 more minutes, psychotic players, forced 50/50 matchmaking means you either get paste eaters or seal team six)>matchmaking changes drop like 2 weeks later>now every single game is filled with escaped mental patients, every game is a stomp decided in the first 10 minutes because the algorithm has either placed you with or against retards who run down lane and die 17 times to seven before sinners spawn.
>>737025603victor can solo the entire team
>>737025708Clearly not if he's playing like that lol
>>737023492>NOOOO! I SHOULD BE ABLE TO 1V6 AND THEIR CC SHOULD NOT AFFECT MRE BECAUESE...because...BECAUSE CC IS BAD WHEN IT HAPPENS TO ME OKAY?!Go back to League of Lesbos/ Trannywatch 2 subhuman
>>737020060I'm not good at it and I'm tired of being bullied by passive aggressive queers
>>737023492>i zoomed in on a game that I don't play without audio and I don't understand what's happening, how could this happen to me?
>>737021612I love finishing a game as Rem with zero spirit items and the highest spirit power in the game because of how many pots and roulettes you pop
>>737020060This is my wife Mina Ha.
>>737020060Silver needs to hop on my dick
Sorry, im not trans!
>>737020060i got tired of getting raped by premades on lane
>>737023561Is that real colovian fur?
i'll turn em to stone
>They great at shuffleboard.
>>737026468Whats the appeal?
>>737020060>JakfagRather kill myself ty
VALVE IS STILL AT HAWAII WHAT THE FUCKWHERE IS THE NEW UPDATE YOSHIT
metagame tryhard fucking foid goy slop ugly fucking gay shiteven valve is dead give me a fucking break
>>737020060I'm too shit at vidya to enjoy competitive games anymore
>>737020207fpbp, the gameplay is fun the primary game mode is extremely boring and underdeveloped
>>737029491It's made me too angry. This fucking game is diminishing my sanity.
>>737030159Yeah I don't miss that at all, I haven't played any moba since like league season 4 or 5 I think. Being on edge 247 and either being the retard ruining the match or playing with retards is not fun at all. I don't think that kinda gameplay is healthy for people's minds either since a lot of people are mentally weak but also addicted to it and become very angry people.
>>737020060Friends don't let friends play Deadcock
>>737020060I cant. It's closed beta and i dont have a code. Also i only have 8 ram and 1050ti card. I barely can run Dota2.
>>737027164this shit is a fucking meme, they went to hawaii in december... unless gaben spoils these fucks with two hawaii trips
>>737023492there was a webm exactly like this for that korean coomer game, and everyone was saying it was shit. valve fans are literal drones.
>>737022964He can attach his bomb to himself again but takes 20% of the dmgHis hook deals minor melee dmg so it can proc melee itemsHis uppercut heals him at max level
>>737027093Fluffy fur, fluffy tail, the fact that she could kill me easily but wants to breed instead
>>737030404I feel that way right now. I was thinking I was going to quit when I reach Archon, but I should probably just drop it now.
Does booze make Silver easier or harder to control.
>>737030545Retardhttps://x.com/ZPostFacto/status/2044567445122519216
>>737020060https://litter.catbox.moe/qq0a97.mp4Lowkenuinely MOBA gameplay sounds just like this to me when people talk about it, the occult noir setting is interesting I guess
>turn chat off>turn comms off>mute anyone who pings more than once every 2-3 minutes>game becomes way more enjoyablei have cracked the code to why mobas are shit, it's communicating with "people" who only play mobas.
>Decide to, against my better judgement, start playing Holliday to take a break from playing Rem>For some godforsaken reason, something in my brain clicks into place when the match starts>End up nailing some of the most disgusting headshot kills I have ever done in my entire life>Completely ignore the rest of her kit aside from the Lasso to shut down the enemy diversWhat the fuck, clicking heads feels good for some reason
>>737021612I like Rem because I actually have the opportunity to look and see the teamfight unfolding without some asshole punching my face in so I can actually time my actives right. No other hero gives me that experience.
"concord like" spammers have been real quiet about deadlock
Still playing dynamoStill stompingStill tping people out of lash or infernus ultsStill healing like crazyStill being THE playmaker>>737032649So you can't move and aim at the same time? Sad
>>737032835Deadlock literally used to be a Concordlike, but playtesters saved it
>>737020060i only have the time and metal willpower to try to learn one hypersweaty team based competitive shooter made by valveexplain why it should be this one instead of cs
>>737033032Felt like valve was ((forced)) but when people finally started to have pattern recognition valve wasn't obliged anymore. Thank you uncle groomer too for leaking it
>>737020060I come from dota and when i tried to play it last year it felt kind of right but also kind of wrong
>>737033046>metalmental
>>737033046>learnafter you learn the basics you just play and have fun in either game.I don't know why you think its going to take a real time commitment to get anything done over something like a fighting game.
I AM THE COSMOS
>>737025379My name is stupid.
>>737027093>Whats the appeal?Massive 9ft werewolf woman, what ISN'T the appeal? This guy >>737030819 completely has the right of itAlso her human form's beautiful too. Lovely hair, pretty face, dense rainforest bush and pitbush. What's not to like>>737030882>human formharder>wolf formeasier
>>737033242Wow, your parents must have hated you.
Flopping tranny deadcock.
>>737026468>>737027093
>>737033895hot
>>737020060After they fix the memory leak problemI'm tired of lag spikes during 90% of games, I'm just tired of it
>>737023492Unironically
>>737020310>Seeing her claws flex while she dangles upside down on the leyline with her ass and tail raised.Fuack.
>>737033850Yea but the werewolf gf make it worth it
>>737023492Why are you zoomed in?
>>737020060cute selfie OP.
I haven't touched the main game mode since brawl dropped.SMITE arena only gang rise up.
afterburn is obnoxious
>>737025919god i fucking love paige so fuckign much
>>737020060>hehehehehe you see dat shieet?
>>737034282>am supposed to fear something terrified of a roll paper or chocolate
>>737020060threadly reminder that Holliday is a canon slut
>>737021612i don't think i ever played rem in a real match and im sorta new to the gameany tips? i mostly play kelvin and seven
>>737035229putting your little guy on minions allow you to jump on them to extend your healGrab echo shard and put it on your jump/heal ability (your 2) since the ability only goes on cd once you stop jumping on allies. Echo shard's cd doesn't have such limit
>>737033814>Drunk Silver is insatiable, either completely inconsolable or unable to be reasoned with once she gets her dander up>Drunk "Beast" is just dead weight curled up on the nearest carpet, either loudly snoring or weakly howling.>both can be somewhat managed with food/free bar peanutsOne way to manage to lycanthropy, I suppose.But I would be afraid to vouch for her tab.
>>737020060>forced to improve my target tracking to slither max>start getting pretty good at target tracking while sliding at mach 5>go play a pissbaby shooter to break up deadlock sessions>aim is retardedly good nowVyper bros... We're... So back....
>silver: am such a girlfailure guys>looks like an instagram model
>>737035418She's an alcoholic who can't even stand the thought of folding her own laundry. Pretty on the outside, but just imagine what her apartment looks like. Assuming she hasn't been evicted yet.Many such cases. Please understand.
>>737035418Werewolf genetics are simply superior
>>737035593yeah nah all I understand is that Mina has been a disaster for the characters designs, it's speedrunning league going from cool guys like voilbear and jhin to Kpoop stars
>>737020060
>>737035593fuck i wanna be her cute housewife to do her chores so bad anons...
>>737035760you're a man, that's unbecoming
>>737035816shut up let me dream
>>737035882no no I must insist you are a lonely man but there's better ways to cope
>>737020060I love how /v/ gives Marathon shit for supposedly having woke character designs but this game is easily 10x worse, and yet no one bats an eye, because gaben.
>>737035908im a cute girl tho
>>737036037Marathon doesn't have anything appealing at all.
>>737036037what is a "woke design" and what isn't to you
>>737023492It's not remotely difficult to tell what's happening here if you've ever played a match of this game
I like to run Shadow Weave on Billy. Dream Rats make such good Baseballs.
>>737025339The game has gotten less fun for me as I've ranked up, I'm hoping they will reset the ranks at some point or my rank will decay if I take a long break
>>737035389Sex
>>737036037>le woke2016 called and they want you back
>>737020207It's honestly so funny that some former mobahaters are suddenly okay with MOBAslop gameplay just because you move with WASD and shoot at people a bit, when the core gameplay is still "farm troopers for 30 minutes and avoid the enemy if you can, just harass them a bit"
>>737020207They need to add more objectives and items, they also need to fix some items that are fucking dogshit, as is every game you build the same shit and you do stuff in the same order, it's too monotonous
>>737037806Also, the fact that every lane is practically the same with no dedicated roles only hurts the game, i know fags seeth about league but playing a jungler is different to playing top which is different to playing support/mid etc, it's effectively 5 different ways to play the game which helps spice things up, deadlock needs to add something like that, not necessarily strict roles but some kind of objectives that make it so that the lanes and different instead of every lane serving the same purpose
>>737036037Marathon literally has George Droyd.
I play exclusively Sinclair and bomb Geist
i tried to play it once and i sat in a 6min queue for my very first game then uninstalled
I don't even play this shit (I'm a retired dotagod) but I open it up for Silver pics
>think about playing deadlock>open the game>mill around the hideout for a bit>look at builds in the shop>kill the bot Abrams a couple of times>get nervous about queuing>quit gameLol. I hope the rumours about the PvE mode are true. I would play that mode for thousands of hours.
I had a couple of extremely frustrating games last night. My team was hell bent on just brawling in the enemy jungle instead of pushing walkers. By the end everyone except me had sub 1k objective damage. It was a terrible position to be in. On one hand one should help the team if there's a chance your team can win the fight. On the other hand getting objectives is extremely good and the heroes I play need the farm anyway.
>>737020060>a nigger>likes fire and can run fastBased.
>>737038410I hope the PvE mode is more like RoR instead of MvM.
>>737038346>I don't even play this shitWe noticed from the silver image attached to your post, no need to clarify
>>737038410What makes you nervousYou never played a moba?
>>737038610Im dogshit at the game, yet I keep getting put in high rank games and I just feed and get my shit kicked in for 30 minutes. The game just keeps pairing me with people much greater than my skill level. Its not fun for myself and my team. Which sucks because I really like this game and want to play it. I'm just gonna wait until either the pve mode is released/matchmaking gets fixed or all ranks get reset.
>team game>only you pushing the lane>only you hitting walker>only buy counter
>>737038346Saved thanks
>>737033964very sexo
>>737035389>forced to improve my target trackingHow did you do so? Aimlabs or just played vyper a lot until you got gud?
>>737039206>only one actually playing the game>lane partner convinced youre bad because you keep dying while every single other person on the team respawns just to go back and die on blue.>game ends>youve done the most player damage, have the most souls and most obj damageOne of my teammates had 500 obj damage. I was sat at 12k
>>737038346I want a hero that can summon a car and run over enemiesclosest thing to this is Viscous with his huge goo ball, it's close
idfk
