>smoke rising from the top of my PC>smells like burning plastic>case is hot the touch>loud as fuck>intense rattling>gamepad is fused to the top of the case>windows is completely broken>taskbar is unclickable>drives failing>huge black boxes on screen every so often>never checked drivers for anythingalso Im pretty sure a huge bug is living it in
>>737027853>eat 6000kcal of pizza and ice cream>steal mother's prescription opiate painkillers again to counteract crippling diabetes pain>take 8 pills at once and make a scalding hot cup of tea>drink the tea so it goes into my stomach and seeps between all the cracks in the chewed up pizza dough and helps digest it (I imagine)>amazing feeling, full stomach, high on painkillers, sitting in cat form in elwynn forest on hardcore serv>click everyone who walks past and whisper them complimenting their cool characters>have awesome conversations about close shaves and the community>pass out from sugar crash at some point>wake up to burning smell and mild discomfort>frantically looking around figuring out if something is on fire>try to stand up and feel intense burning pain in crotch>look down>my PSU malfunctioned and partially melted my PC case>balls were hanging out of shorts, resting atop PC case while at the desk>they're blackened and embedded into the plastic>didn't wake up because of painkillers + diabetes KOI'm so fucked up on painkillers and this still hurts like boiling fucking water being poured on me
this is why you don't buy prebuilt
>>737028094lol that's awesome
i uhh, couldn't find my usb cable the other daythat sucked
>>737028094
>>737028147i bought my own parts they're just old. my parts didnt even fit in the case i just jammed them with the cables and duct taped it shut
>>737028094lol never change bro
>>737028353Kek
>>737028094>>balls were [...] resting atop PC case????
>>737028094We've all been there, desu
>>737028094wut
>>737029801i lol'd
how big are your balls?
Here this game should finish off your pc.XVCTZ-KM0AK-5MGLY
>>737028094This is why you dont be a fat diabetic who takes so many pills you black out and dont get awoken by your balls melting into plastic
>>737028094Happens to the best of us
>>737028094>balls were hanging out of shorts, resting atop PC case while at the deskWtf bro
>>737028094This makes me want to play WoW
None of you niggers have ever been funny.
>>737028094I keep my pc on the ground next to me but my balls still would never reach the top of it unless I was laying on top of the case or something. The fuck bro.
>>737027853>>737028094What the fuck
>>737028094Why do you sit with your PC case between your legs? You straddle your computer whenever you wanna play something?
>>737028094This has to be its own kind of literary genre. A kind of fatalistic, destructive, selfdestructive, hedonistic humor.
>>737028094>eat 6000kcal of pizza and ice cream
Amerishart
