Overwatch could never
Spider-Man and Black Cat banging is pretty classic stuff, or at least it was before Marvel decided Peter needs to be cucked and humilated in every way possible
Reminds me of this Deadlock dialoguehttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/conversations/bbc43905be9344819656f0537a11d452/
>>737039342Now add MJ and Gwen into the roster. Let's not deny this man from his harem.
>>737039985With Coal and Burner in the roster there's no way Gwen isn't preordered for Nigger-Man years in advance
>>737040017Don't associate my GOAT to that eunuch nor Shameik Moore.
>>737039342shit advertisement bad game overwatch sucks ass
>>737039342>You can't reference sex! That's illegal!Where do they find these retards?
>>737039342Referencing sex is like 45% of Black Cat's personality, the other 50% is stealing shit and the remaining 5% is trauma.
>>737039342Overwatch is ran by California subhumans and filled with people who have nothing going on for them besides that game. The day China nukes America the world will be free.
>>737039342>The third person f2p hero skinner box is better than the first person f2p hero skinner box!
>>737039342MJ watches while eating popcorn.
>>737039342>Now they're DIRECTLY (indirectly) referencing sex?!? O tempora o mores!Do Americans really
>>737039483kek
californiawatch lost a long time ago.
>>737040017Wrong gwen, pajeet
>>737039342>Overwatch could nevercuz everyone is gay in that gaym
>>737041962Every Gwen is an alternate Gwen retard
>>737041962I have a feeling that NetEase might go with the og gwen instead of spidergwen, to avoid all the unnecessary drama.But then again what can gwen add to the game if she doesn't have superpowers? Announcer voice?
>>737040017>getting mad about how "woke" cloak and dagger is in year of our lord 2026tell me you've never read a comic without telling me you've never read a comic>>737042184og gwen is barely a character and spidergwen sucksthey should add gwenpool if anybody but frankly I don't want that eitherif you really need a(nother) girl spiderman just use silk
>>737042550Cloak and Dagger were friends for decades before a modern writer paired them together, you'll never guess who it was
Overdaddies living rent free in your head again? Sadly...
>>737042550Frankly I can see gwenpoole viable as a support. Her retcon superpower could be used as a mini res or flat out ult
>>737039403Blame millennial writers. The spiderman rules themselves arent that restrictive.
>>737045696>no drug trading >unless in the black suitWhat an odd specification
>>737045696>does not abuse alcohol*>*are permitted while Spider-Man is wearing the black/symbiote suitBullshit. They literally broke such thing a year ago, through their flagship title no less. Disney needs to do another mass layoffs while continuing to offshore the Marvel IP to anywhere outside of US.
>>737039483Some of Deadlock's dialogue is cringy, but Vyper is great.
>>737045696> Does not kill unless in defense or self or others*So comforting to know these writers haven’t even read classic Spider-Man
>>737039342Sorry, kids. Peter FUCKS.
>>737040524Why isn't she actually black again?
>>737047492>Why isn't she actually black again?Last time she was black in the comics, pic related happened to Peter Parker. Still dead to this day.
>>737047492That’s racist
>>737040453TikTok. Gen-Z is so neutered that they find the whole notion of sex outright scary and offensive.
>>737048054>TiktokLarry Ellison owns that, and DC.
>>737045696>millennials>writing comicsGen X is to blame for almost everything wrong with Spider-Man
>>737039403>decided Peter needs to be cucked and humilated in every way possibleMan What it was. I remember how during the Spiderverse premiere people were making Spiderman OC's and someone on /co/ did a Confederate Spiderman and it went like this:>And His thing is that hoe always loses >So, how is he diffrent from the mainline one
>>737046226Especially because Miles doesn't have such a restriction..
>>737047169Those are Disney's rules for Sony's movie rights, Disney can do whatever the fuck they want because they own him
>>737048153Okay poomar, so what? What does that add to the discussion?
>>737042081Spider-Gwen comes from a alternate universe where she didn't fuck Spider-Man. He was older than her and her mentor. Retard faggot.
>>737039342>directly referencingisn't that an oxymoron?
>>737052786Every Gwen is an alternate Gwen, RETARD, not every Spider-Gwen is the one you're thinking of >He was older than her and her mentorLiterally never happened, they're peers in every single appearance
>>737045696I'd like to imagine someone accidentally breaking all these rules then being shown this list and being like "oops! I forgot spiderman wasn't a drug dealing alcoholic tortuous pedophile!"
>>737039403Black cat and Peter banged in PS4 Spiderman and has a kid with MJ in Spiderverse what the fuck are you on about
>>737052946I'm pretty sure only allusions are required to be indirect, but also that people should really use "refer" instead of "reference" in these cases. Oh, whatever.
>catwoman at home
