This is official Elder Scrolls artnotice anything?
>>737048450he posted it again lol
>>737048450What’s with the Elven agenda of shipping human men with beast women? The destruction of the empire?
>>737048801>Elven agenda of shipping human men with beast womenwtf I love elves now?
>>737048450Made for Nord Men
>>737048450Yeah, that's not an Alfiq
>>737048801They're trying to keep all the lovely Dunmer women to themselves, the bastards.
Anons keep talking about Khajiit women being made for human men, but personally I feel that Breton women should also be squished between the asses of Khajiit and Argonian women.
>>737048450They like their pretty kitties.
>>737048450Big Fat Cat Tats and Itty Bitty Kitty Titties always beat out normie human femoids.
>>737048450it looks like shit that some homo would draw as a webcomic for free 15 years ago?
Never ask Nord supremacist the race of his wife
>>737052429
>>737050872This was always weird to me because at the time this was supposedly carved, the Nords were their own empire and separated from the Khajiit by the Ayleids, who were completely 100% hostile to them and just saw humans as slaves and victims for flesh-warping torture art. How did the tribal Khajiit get from Elsweyr to Skyrim?
>>737048450Can humans and Khajit even produce children?
>>737056192We don't know, even the in-game book everyone wants to cite (note: in this book they paid prostitutes to get knocked up and then looked at the baby and tried to declare its race based on that, so it's not even reliable for what it claims) the 'researchers' studying crossbreeding refused to even test whether men or mer could impregnate Khajiit or Argonians, because they thought it was disgusting. So they just declare it impossible because it would be 'obvious'. Ignore that Khajiit have a form that's literally just a Bosmer of course.
>>737056192Only elves and humans can breed canonically in TES and it's based on the mum and the child takes some traits from the dad.You meet an Altmer with an Imperial dad in Oblivion and a Dungmer in Windhelm with a Nord rayciss father.
>>737058750You are literally citing the book I mentioned in >>737056340 which explicitly didn't actually test the Khajiit or Argonians. Also, Khajiit are Mer.
Offcial art from the same game.Human girl getting orc'd
>>737059041>Human girlno one gives a shit when you can have an elf woman
>>737059257indeedwhich is why one of the main characters in the game is a redguard guy married to a dunmer woman
>Oh, it’s hardly a mystery - Nord men, for all their bellowing about Ysgramor and mead halls, secretly yearn for refinement, and thus find themselves irresistibly drawn to Mer women who possess wit, grace, and a lineage unmarred by Atmoran mud. Nord women, by contrast, seem determined to outdrink, outfight, and outsnarl their husbands, leaving the poor men to seek softness and culture elsewhere, though they would rather choke on snowberries than admit it.
>>737059041Cyrodiil has fallen
>>737048450>Not an Argonian MaidMeh.
>>737059542Argonian Maids are an Imperial vice, not a Nordic one.
>>737048450>>737050215I wish I were a khajiit girl bros
>>737059482>Cyrodiil has fallenright imperial men known to marry elves on masshell almost all imperial men in skyrim are married to elves i'm not kidding
There's a lot of race-mixing in that game.
>>737056159Probably a slave that got freed by the Nords and decided to stay with them
>post TES kah-jeet image>get warned
Is this the thread?
>>737048450ES Castles thread?I made a khajiit-only realm before uninstalling this game
>>737056192Lets assume they can. Would that include the housecat and mega tiger style ones too?
>>737060237>the housecatFine too.
>>737060047Almost certainly.
>>737060237I wonder what the Khajiits think of like, normal actual housecats. They DO exist.
>>737056159>who were completely 100% hostile to them and just saw humans as slaves and victims for flesh-warping torture art.Bro, at least read something that isn't Alyssian propaganda. Not only Ayleids weren't 100% hostile they were a divided people that had no coherent policy towards anything. If they were so hostile to humans they would have never thought them about magic lol.
>>737048801Marrying a beast race is just so perverse, no mer should ever consider such an act!
>>737060352She really was my SPECIAL friend.
>>737060371The same way we humans see other primates, probably.
>>737060047That's every thread.
>>737060431Mara is totally cool with it don't worry bro.
>>737060420>thought them about magic lolAre you mixing up Direnni with Ayleids or is this some ESO lore?
>>737056159People can...travel? Is that a bizarre concept to /v/ now? I mean Vikings made it to the Americas and asians traveled all the way to Europe for trade.
>>737060371They view them as a lower species of Khajit. Their legends say they were elevated by Azura from that state.
>>737060371Given their a bunch of dirty gypsys i would imagine its all very dirty
>>737060539it's Skyrim loreAhzidal (an Atmoran) was taught magic (iirc it was enchanting) by Ayleids
>>737060539Alyssia was supported by Aylieds that thought their army magic. I'm not talking about dumbo nords and their nights of tears(lol)
>>737060598Think about it this way, it's like a Muslim from Africa traveling through Carolingian France and Germany to reach Pagan Scandinavia.
>>737060603Their legends say they were elevated from the state of being constantly shapeshifting goo without a fixed form, not cats.
>>737060478I don't care what Mara thinks, I am not going to have relations with a lizard!
>>737060691Sailing exists.Other parts of the continent exist.
>>737060768fuck the crocodile, anon
>>737048801NNNNNNNNNNGH
>>737060761Cats are literal shifting goo.
>>737048450Cats won. Human women are made to be cuckqueans.
>>737059041No one cried when Morrowind made Orcs a playable race
>>737060846I am going be with a Khajiit as Azura intended!
>>737060835>Sailing existsKhajiit aren't known for it. Nords would have to sail around hostile Direnni lands in High Rock, barren Hammerfell (pre Redguards, hostile afterwards,) hostile Cyrodiil between hostile Valenwood and hostile Summerset, to reach Elsweyr. Or I guess round Morrowind (until they rebel and become hostile) then barren pirate-infested Black Marsh.>Other parts of the continent existsOh so they'd travel on foot through all those hostile countries to get to Elsweyr instead?
>>737060691>>737056159Anon you fucking brainlet the Khajiit are nomads. It's their defining trait. They are FROM Elseweyr but have been travelling all around Tamriel since the Merethic Era.
>>737060671Those Ayleids threw their lot in with her after she rebelled, we're talking about before that.
>>737061108>Anon you fucking brainlet the Khajiit are nomadsOh yeah I forgot that Skyrim-era retcon that made them gypsies.
>ES6 basically all but guarenteed>Maomer the only see-faring race that really has it out for the oceanHow will Bethesda write them?
I hope the empire stops existing in the next game. It's was such a pointless institution that never could do anything and got conned by everyone and everything for a century straight.
>>737061190>ES6 all but guaranteedvery optimistic of you
>>737061190I don't think Bethesda is going to depict the Maormer at all. Since it's set in Hammerfell I imagine they're just going to wank off about the Dwemer even harder.
>>737061293Is there anything left to wank? They got exposed as a bunch of frauds in Skyrim.
>>737061293what are the chances for black (actual nigger phenotype) dwemer?
>>737061043I guess you're right anon, because not everyone on the continent gets along all the time there is absolutely 0 possible a kahjit could have wound up in Skyrim at that time. 0, it's impossible, absolutely no theoretical sequence of events could have ever actually lead to that happening because "but elves hostile tho!". You've blown the lid off the conspiracy.
>>737061414They can invent something.>>737061416>black elvesYou're right, they could decide to depict the Lefthanded Elves too.
>>737061147It isn't a Skyrim era retcon, anon.As early as Morrowind there are mentions of Khajiits as Nomads. iirc Provinces of Tamriel basically says that north Elseweyr = Nomads, south Elseweyr = settled.
>>737058861Actually, Khajiit and Bosmer aren't really mer at all, they're primordial goop/wild hunt given form; the Khajiit by Azura using Lorkhan's body and the Bosmer by Y'ffre and his Earth BoneDoesn't seem like it hinders crossbreeding though, wasn't Camoran half Bosmer?
>>737061530But anon didn't you hear? The elves are HOSTILE! That makes it literally completely impossible for anyone to travel anywhere outside their home country in any way for any reason! No kahjit had ever left Elswyr even one singular time until the Ayelids were toppled and the Empire was founded.
>>737061560Mer means you're a Settled Ehlnofey descendant, not that you come from the 'Aldmer.' Just like Men means you're a Wandering Ehlnofey descendant, not that your ancestors come from Atmora. Read your Anuad.
>>737061753Anuda shoa!
>>737048450>notice anything?The fact that it's AI drivel and all the "Artist" did was put a little line in to separate the fucked-up fingers?
>>737061530In Morrowind the Anquinna Khajiit were desert nomads, which means they were nomads within the deserts of Elsweyr. That's not the same as hopping into a caravan and gypsying all over the jungles of Cyrodiil up into the freezing cold boreal forests of Skyrim.
>>737061264>in 2026 it will be 15 years since the release of the last mainline Elder Scrolls game>also 15 years since the last Game of Thrones bookI wonder if I get to see either during my lifetime
>>737050872Imagine having a humanoid cat in you bed every night pressing her soft fur against your skin as she lays her head on your chest to hear your heartbeat. Her fur traveling between your fingers as you gently stroke her back as she starts to purr.
>>737061753We are talking about genetics and interbreeding between races, not the in-universe social classifications that as you/someone mentioned earlier aren't always accurate even if it appears in an in-game book
she corrupted millions
>>737062085microsoft must destroy bethesdait's for the best
>>737063523LITERALLY made for h*ndholding and CARESSING HER CHEEKS UNTIL SHE PURRS and making her BLUSH IN PUBLIC like holy fuck ARRRGGGGHHH
A khajiit wife would fix me
>>737063461>GeneticsIt's a magical dreamworld. 'Genetics' as you know them are not a thing.>In universe social classificationsOnly insomuch as Mer and Men is a social classification. The truth is that every sapient race is an Ehlnofey except the Hist and Argonians. Regardless of anything else, what form they had in the Dawn and what form they have now, they all have the same origin: et'ada who were too weak after creating the world and became mortal. That 'social classification' is literally the only distinction between Men and Mer, not their origins and not any innate aspect of their nature. Alessia got knocked up by a fucking bull and gave birth to Minotaurs, stop thinking this works on chromosomes.
>>737048801Those are elves though
>>737058750Khajiit are elves technically (but there are no confirmed human x khajiit pregnancies, probably due to the weird nature of khajiit births/subspecies/moon phase shit)
>>737064592You also forgot the Redguards who came from a previous Kalpa
>>737064348Serana is for raping again on behalf of Molag BalEven better if Molag Bal takes control of your body
>>737061560That "weird shapeshifting goo" is still "mer" it just "branched off" before "Aldmer" (possibly) though I suppose phylogenetically or whatever you could argue only "Aldmer" elves are "proper" elves, and I suppose the "soul" and metaphysical "outlook" of a race is important in such a mythopoeic setting, so they're sufficiently separated either way to sort of be a third "family" that's not man or mer (same reason Redguards sort of aren't or are human - they're spiritually elfy and came from a different iteration/universe/cycle)
>>737065134So did the Hist actually, though they're clearly delineated as not or never having been Elnohfey (that raises the question, are they differently from a straight up different universe grafted on (and what about Dreugh while we're on the subject ?), whereas the Redguard are from a previous cycle that hopped over)
>>737059917>Mods are nogames fagsBig surprise
>>737064348>install Skyrim>install Wintersun>install SL>Nord male stormcloak loyalist>run to the shrine of Molag Bal>convert>start Downguard >rape Serana>uninstallI do this every year.
>>737063523Kill yourself shitia fag
Nordsisters... how do we reclaim our men?
>>737065939By force!
Nord men will fuck anything but their women. Though, can you blame them? Their women are basically bitchy men, even if homosexuality in Skyrim is not seen with disgust.
>>737065134>>737065636Yeah the Redguards are from a different kalpa, but they are still meant to be descended from that kalpa's Ehlnofey, so they fit in without any issues. The Hist are the only ones that get called out as having been a third party.
>>737065939Nordisters are busy with dunmer men
>Nord men want redguards, elves, and cat women>Nord women want dark elvesWho the fuck is still birthing Nords?
>>737066258Dunmer men are just that good, I guessThere's also that roadside thief from Morrowind and his Breton beau
>>737066004klingon women sure had their "charm"
>>737059041Is this actually official art? It looks like fan stuff
>>737048450Argonian female > Khajiit female
>>737066179Yeah but I'm trying to dissect the actual mechanism, I vaguely remember Hist being something to do with the "12 worlds smashed together" thing but are they previous iterations or "pre" Nirn cycles or "beta test", like pre "this" convention (the point where everything loops from, but I have the idea that there were possibly some cycles/universes before "our" set of cycles)I know Shor collects Nords in Sovngarde (roughly analogous to real Ragnarok) and they "survive" in the 5e fanfic but I wonder how many types of "reset" there are, as some seem to be keeping the game running but resetting back to Convention, while others seem to really fuck shit up and possibly "hardwipe" the board.
>>737056159>How did the tribal Khajiit get from Elsweyr to Skyrim?Very carefully.
>>737065409The metaphysical outlook of Bosmer lines up with the Mer standard at least, though what a Mer standard is means very little when we have the Dunmer over here talking about how they love how much this Arena sucks and saying the Altmer disrespecting Lorkhan is a big sin. Khajiit are the weird ones in that respect, they have a sort of hybrid Mer and Men view on Lorkhan (he was well intentioned and good but got corrupted by an evil spirit, Azurah cured him of it when he died and now he protects the world) and the Arena (it was made as a trap, but good can be made of it) but still want to pursue self-improvement and theoretically embrace it, unlike the Mer who want to return to pre-Mundus ways of living (in theory.)
Not including them in sex fantasies is one of the reasons r/bosmermasculinity exists
>>737066972>r/bosmermasculinityNo such thing. Wood elves in canon fuck like no tomorrow, and I deduce their version of monogamy is not the same for us.
>>737066880What happens with Shor and the Nords in Sovngarde is that when the Kalpa ends, time gets reset to Convention, and the big fight the spirits loyal to Akatosh and the ones loyal to Lorkhan (which shifts and changes each kalpa) fight. The Nords serve as Shor's army, but always lose. You can see this laid out in Shor Son of Shor, which lies down the cyclic nature of the Nord creation myth.https://en.uesp.net/wiki/General:Shor_Son_of_Shor
>>737067138That's non-canon forum lore. The world isn't cyclic and it's proven in Skyrim. And if it is we are still on the first cycle.
>>737065636>and what about Dreugh while we're on the subjectDreugh are definitely from a prior kalpa, what little we know about their lore is that they ruled a previous one and were unwilling to give that up when the kalpic cycle came around again (a tribe unwilling.) There's no implication they're not Ehlnofey though, just weird ones from a weird cycle where Molag Bal won.
skyrim 2 when?
>>737067316>That's non-canon forum lore.I straight out don't want to talk to anyone who discounts even the shit Kirkbride and the other devs wrote when they worked at Bethesda, for the sake of 'exclusively in-game lore' from dogshit Bethesda puts out, especially post-Skyrim and in ESO. If you don't respect the forum writing and RP stuff the devs were famous for doing starting with the pre-release cycle for Redguard then you're just not someone who cares about the lore, just 'the canon.'
>>737066390Nord women, race follows the mother.
>>737066839Nah
>>737067538Kirkbride was literally sacked for going against canon in his forum posts. He is just a single writer on the series. Not even the main one on Morrowind. His word isn't the word of god.
>>737066837both that picture and the OP one are official art from Bethesda's mobileslop game TES Castles
>>737048450I noticed you millennial faggots didn't gatekeep fantasy fiction and now we have to suffer.
>>737067616He quit during Skyrim's development because they tossed out all his work for being 'too confusing.' They even referenced fucking KINMUNE in-game. He only got in trouble with Bethesda when he started openly shit-talking ESO, after Skyrim's release. Not before.>He is just a single writerSo? All of the fucking writers barring Todd got involved in the same forum RP and writing together. You're discounting ALL of them by whining about 'forum lore', they all did it.>His word isn't the word of godsWhose is? Todd? The kalpa cycle is referenced in-game in several places. This myth itself is a myth, and is basically a Ragnarok myth tying into the kalpa myth, it's nothing particularly weird or offensive. "What if the Nords had a Norse Ragnarok War but they also acknowledged the Kalpas in the process by making it repeat?" It's such a fucking obvious little lore tidbit you might as well shit yourself hearing the Nords had their own pantheon before subhumans at Bethesda deleted it for being 'too confusing for retards.' Though like literally everything else in the setting this is presented as a MYTH, through the unreliable narrator. If you just said "That's what the Nords think they can't prove it maybe the Altmer are right" then that's one thing, blubbering about 'forum lore' though indicates to me you only care about the shit Bethesda and Zenimax Online regurgitate in your mouth and call 'official.'
Nords liking Kahjiit makes sense because they're essentially a living heated blanket that you can fuck and makes dinner for you.
>>737068161Yeah but the one issue is that Khajiit are tropical cats so they would suffer in Skyrim.
>>737068221But they're covered in fur, wouldn't it be the opposite being in a hot tropical area covered in fur be much worse?
>>737068161other than the single wall there is nothing in TES indicating Nord men like Khajiit women. It's just a /v/ meme.In the actual games 99% of interracial couples involving Nord men is with Imperial and Redguard women
>>737068430>he doesn't knowAnciwnt nord's built an entire memorial for one kahjiit girl so it's most certainly NOT just a /v/ meme they actually did like their living heated blanket wives.
>>737068430You mean an r/TrueSTL meme. Don't attribute this literal Reddit shit to /v/.These people don't belong here and they will never fit in, simple as.
>>737067773Most of us weren't even in a position to gatekeep low wage jobs. In fact, the silent generation are still keeping a strangelhold on writing.
>>737068351Not if your fur and metabolism are adapted for it.
>>737067773>it's millenials' fault that gen x and boomers did things!!!! t. zoomerBlow it out your ass, tide pod muncher. >>737067981>but kirkbrideDid nothing of value or note post-Morrowind.
>>737069098>Did nothing of value or note post-Morrowind.Good thing my point isn't even fucking about Kirkbride, but what anon calls 'forum lore.' I guess all the other writers for Morrowind don't matter either though because they all made 'forum lore.' Unless you want to argue all post-Morrowind lore doesn't count as your basis for discounting Shor Son of Shor, which is fine in a general sense but you sure as shit shouldn't be citing post-Morrowind lore from other sources while you make that argument either.
>>737056159Same way there are gypsies and jews everywhere
>>737069098who is trainwiz?
I just install Skyrim SE and then all of the Bijin mods plus Serana Dialogue Extension
>>737059753You can also make same-sex couples marry and produce children somehow.
>>737067336Yeah I knew they were from Lyg (Mo Bal's "kalpa"; so was he the "Akatosh" that go round, and I wonder if a given spirit takes up a certain role - are they that role in itself, or do they retain "their" personality, I know there's the whole concept of mantling and all that, but if say Mehrunes Dagon became "the guy in charge" would he even be himself anymore (maybe a bad example because he's sort of inherently inclined towards "rebellion" and "fucking shit up")
>>737068221The Khajiit caravans in Skyrim seemed to do fine, and they didn't have access to sturdy enclosed buildings with fire pits.
>>737069361autistic bethesda modder
>>737069587Dagon's a weird example anyway since he's already being forced into a role he doesn't want that clashes with his original personality as the Leaper Demon King.
>>737067316It's possible it's on cycle 1 of "this universe" if that makes any sense, but there is at least some "canon" info about 12 (previous ? test runs ?) worlds being smashed together to form the current Nirn but I can't for the life of me think of the source
>>737069361The thomas the train modder, he also does land + quest mods.
>>737060598Crossing an ocean by boat without a map isn't the same as driving to the supermarket on a modern paved road you completely retarded zoomer.
>>737067138>Nords always loseOhnono NordsistersStill that does metaphysically make sense at least in "this" "iteration" of cycles (I'm not sure how cyclical the cycles can get) as Lorkhan "has" to lose to fulfill his role and the Nords are the most Mannish/Lorkahnic/Padomaic (whatever way you want to phrase it) men. It also fits the real life reference I assume they were alluding to of Ragnarok being a sort of hopeless struggle against the end of the world that you go and bravely lose every time (and possibly the cycle begins anew from your ashes)
>>737068351I don't see panthers and jaguars bitching about tropical weather
>>737070091This cycle has been maybe permanently fucked by that one ape causing the dragonbreak that split Akatosh in half (or thirds if you count Aulduin)
>>737069718I realise I picked the worst possible example there to try use, but he was all I could think of (probably because he was the one that fucked up the Lyg Kalpa wasn't he; so was he the Alduin of that cycle)
>>737070091Yeah I imagine from the Nord's perspective either the honor is merely in the struggle (which is Padomaic of them) or they think through enough cycles Lorkhan might collect enough souls in Sovngarde to win. Of course the reality is that the point is for the cycle to 'spin off of its wheels' so to speak and have souls start reaching Amaranth, but despite being the race closest to Lorkhan himself in nature and loyalty it doesn't seem like Nords are particularly prone to following the Walking Ways or reaching Amaranth. The only example we have of a Nord doing so is Wulfharth as part of Talos, and he fails to reach Amaranth (the Nords believe he'll be the Lorkhan of the next Kalpa, though. The next Shor, son of Shor.)
>>737069587>Lyg Mo Bal'shehe
>>737070331His Lyg-lore is that the Star-Orphans built him to defeat Bal and destroy Lyg, yeah.
>>737048450barely an A cup combined
>>737070235>Uh oh monkey troubleActually I'm not sure where I have this idea from, but I'm under the impression that they usually finish up "late merethic" era in most kalpas or something like that. I'm much too lazy a nigger to find a source though, and I don't quite have enough info to remember what it is I'm looking for.
>>737070235They actually split him into iirc it was 7 pieces. Auri-El, Akatosh, and Alduin are just the most prominent ones.
>>737048450It's the laziest fucking art imaginable. Todd can't pay someone on fiver to give him art that doesn't look like it's straight out of a webcomic from 2005.
>>737069361>vid relcute couple, what's this from?
>>737056192no, that's why they hook up so much.
>>737059041Behold, an Orc from the far-away land of Cal`Arts.
>>737070340Funny you mention that they haven't quite "got it" even if they're the "most Lorkhanic" but maybe too much so. If we follow the whole prison and prisoners analogy (to maybe a stupidly "literalised" metaphor) then Nords are the AB members that are enjoying shanking lames in the yard and calling shots a little too much, and have forgotten that Shor orchestrated that prison riot to get them transferred to a cell with the start of a tunnel dug (or at least a spoon and some soft ground somewhere)Dunmer (despite being mer fucking shits), at least the "enlightened", have probably come the closest to the "truth" that the world is a test/arena/prison but it's like that for a reason and that prison actually has an escape route outThe most "meric" outlook is probably something akin to insisting that they should be locked up for life in some sort of federal fun camp for white collar crimes (return to the "undifferentiated unity" of dawn) and that asshole Lorkhan got their TV privileges revoked or something
>>737060093lol 2cat
>>737062137
>>737060093I want to live in this castle.
>>737071072Dunmer got a big leg up in the fact that Azura, Boethiah, and Mephala are legit part of a Lorkhan fangirl squad and basically structured the Dunmer culture around leading to these 'enlightened' individuals in the first place. In a sense the Nords being completely disinterested in Daedra (other than seething about Mora) probably hurts them in this respect, since they're missing out on lessons from some very useful teachers on Shor's goals and the nature of his work.
>>737070760it's a mobile game, total budget was probably 10 sold copies of skyrim
>>737068351An animal needs to have developed adaptations to these conditions overtime. Marine mammals in cold weather have a fuckton of blubber and sometimes certain special organs to help them like cetaceans. Land mammals usually have thicker layers of fur and fat or wool like a musk ox. Avians are the same way.
>>737071342Boetiah was the first "spirit" (other than Lorkhan I assume) to know of (and achieve as close as a "bound parameter"/god can) CHIM, or something to that effect ?
>>737068351Do you think lions would thrive in the snow?
>>737070969lel
>>737071659Today, anon learns what the biome of the Bengal Tiger is.
>>737071654Lots of spirits know of the sign of royalty. Mnemo-Li does, as does Molag Bal. It less that it's a secret and more that integrating and using that truth without disappearing is difficult, and more than that recognizing that it's merely one step on the path to a true apotheosis. Those three Daedra are special in the sense that they recognize what Lorkhan was trying to do (made spirits weak enough and suffering enough that they seek the Walking Ways and Amaranth, and the Arena itself being set up to make the process easier,) they believe in his cause (they think what he was doing was the right thing, rather than wanting the 'comfy' existence of formless godhood in Aetherius,) and they actively want to help mortals achieve Lorkhan's purpose rather than seeing them as fun toys to play with and break (all of them want to see someone achieve Amaranth, unlike most other Daedra that just see toys.)
>>737069796Why are millennials so massively ignorant of history? Can you explain that to me? Why are millennials as a generation specifically, so fucking ignorant as to how the pre-modern world worked? You literally never see anyone as retarded as you in any other age bracket, so why is that?
>>737071746vtubers aren't allegedly professional products
>>737056159The cats built a ladder to the moon and climbed to it and back and you find it odd they were around nords around that time?
>>737071659They did at one point both the American Lion and Eurasian Cave Lion. Lions have lived in most biomes including deserts (barbary lion) and forests in the case of the asiatic lion. They just died due to a combination of climate change and human intervention.
>>737071904They're much worseThey're professional products sold as a subscription
>>737071904vtubers are mass produced products owned by large corporations.
>>737059041Thats not an orc what the fuck is that
>>737071939>cats beat the space race before shitty dwarves didHow will Dweebmers ever recover
>>737071904Anon I...
>>737071880>millenials millenials millenials Why are you moaning about a generation over some random nonsensical shit?
>>737072028>How will Dwemer ever recover"Reality is an illusion and doesn't matter so no accomplishments anyone makes within it matter."
>>737072093Answer my question or don't reply.
>>737072105>retreats to goon cave>inverts it into goon reality>vanishes foreverdamn the neet life must kick ass
>>737072094I doubt that anon simply because khajits don't eat cow shit and drink cow piss.
>>737072094Housecats have a really nice, comforting smell.>but piss!Clean the fucking litterbox, janny.
>>737072094muh uh
>>737072206>Housecats have a really nice, comforting smell.Surest sign someone has toxiplasmosis right here.
>>737071880What history am I ignorant of here, exactly? Today, you can "just travel" from Hong Kong to Washington DC in 12 hours. 300 years ago, that would have taken MONTHS, and involved traversing both an ocean and a continent without any sort of guide besides the movement of the stars in the sky. Most of the people who would try would die en route."Just travel" is such an insanely modern thought that only a zoomer or a retard, with no understanding of human history, could utter. Since you took such issue with me calling you a zoomer, it appears that I was spot-on.
>>737048450Nords are furfags. That's why they wear all that fur. They all wanna be khajiits.
>>737072284Cool opinion, did a local autistic ritualposter give it to you?
>>737072416No, I don't hate cats or think people shouldn't have cats. I like cats. I just know they don't smell good but that liking their smell is literally a symptom of infection from that parasite.
>>737072094Not if you made her have proper hygiene
>>737067773Do people really think that the warrior girl in the top photo Wouldn't be getting dicked down daily by the other three?
>>737072484I have never in my life met anyone who thought cats smell bad.Are you brown or something?
>>737072357Because you fucking nimrod, a basic understanding of history would tell you that traveling hundreds to thousands of miles was not uncommon at all for nomadic merchant cultures. This is what I'm talking about. There's this massive blackhole in historical literacy centered around the Millennial generation where they confidently assert things like, "people couldn't travel in the past because they didn't know where they were going and they'd all die", that literally everyone else would know was obviously retarded given that it happened constantly. Not just for mercantile purposes, but for military and administrative purposes. Like how would a retarded millennial like yourself assume the Roman or Han Empire worked? How would a retarded millennial like yourself assume that medieval pilgrimages worked? What about the Mongol Khans? What about the Inca or about the Polynesians? The problem is that you somehow grew up in a period of total vantablack ignorance and never learned to grow up out of it. Probably because arrested development is the deepest and most common millennial disease.
>>737072598No, just a meticulous hand washer who never got infected.
>>737048801Any offspring born from a HMAF couple in the TES will look like the mother; Dunmer get more slaves, Khajit are loyal to Altmer and Aldmeri Dominion.
>>737072357>Most of the people who would try would die en routeThe Bering Strait exists and from there people occupied the Americas.
>>737073064>Khajit are loyal to Altmer and Aldmeri DominionThey aren't.
>>737072729>a basic understanding of history would tell you that traveling hundreds to thousands of miles was not uncommon at all for nomadic merchant cultures.But it was? You need to understand that pre-modern trade was a relay race, not a marathon. Merchants traveled between where they got their goods and the next big trading city, where merchants bought their goods to travel to the next big trading city to sell to merchants who bought their goods to... People who actually traveled all the way down major trading routes like the Silk Road were rare. They existed, but were typically scholars or diplomats and not merchants.
>>737072729Your own examples disprove your argument. You say it was commonplace, but those empires you list only became empires in the first place because they were exceptions to the rule. They were not "the rule."A huge number of travelers and nomads DID die because they didn't know where they were going. Yes, some lived and some even passed on the knowledge, but the overwhelmingly common human experience for the past forever was to live and die within a 5 mile radius of where you were born.You go on to list pilgrimages as if there were some fun weekend getaway, but as I have been saying, many of those were exceptional journeys and they did not assure the survival of the pilgrims. I'm not contesting that "travel exists," I am contesting that it's something you can "just" do when you're still using Medieval Age technology. Scale matters, idiot zoomer.>>737073072The Bering Strait is hypothesized to have been a land bridge when early humans/pre-humans were crossing it.
>>737067773>4 nofunallowed.jpg ugly assholes>7 blokes who are open for a hangout and are way more likely to have at least one I'd want to be longer-term buddies with by virtue of both variety and numerical superiorityI can't fathom how anyone would prefer the former, unless you're instantly assuming the latter are all hardcore leftists.
>>737062137God I wish
>>737073278
>>737073114My bad.
>>737059041They're owned by microslop so miscegenation has to be on the agenda Looking atvthis art style elder slops 6 is gonna be a train wreck geg
>>737067773
>>737073780Not how that works, troon. And stop depicting women in your gay little memes. You will never be a woman.
>>737048450Sex with second generation argonian slaves that look more like upright lizards than women.
>>737070784ben10
>>737060237caska my beloved
>>737050872Shield wife (nord)Bed wife (khajit)Tavern wife (dunmer)Forge wife (orsimmer(not actually a mer species btw))Freak wife (breton(reachman))Rape wife (falmer)Wife wife (giant)
>>737074052zoophilia is illegal and immoral
>>737074398Good thing she's still sentient then. I will fuck her cloaca and listen to her moan and beg for my human cum in saxheel.
>>737074332For me itsShield wife (Khajiit)Bed wife (Khajit)Tavern wife (Khajiit)Forge wife (Khajiit(not actually a mer species btw))Freak wife (Khajiit(Khajiit))Rape wife (Khajiit)Wife wife (Khajiit)It doesn't matter to me if all my different wife roles are fulfilled by the same pretty kitty or not.
>>737073487Its okay
>>737074897Where's this cat from
>>737059917>Chubby KhajiitHoly. Imagine the warm cuddles.
>>737075025looks similar to this which was called hitoner I think
>>737075025>>737075251Yeah its fanart of Hitoner
>>737074052>tfw you are a slave, newly freed by some james bond elf man. >tfw told to go east to get home so you follow the sun, but its setting so you are actually going west and are lost in the forest>tfw find some scary ants that ate a couple of some headless race of people>tfw you try to help some lumberjacks scared of a metal device, but then their axe lights on fire and they yell at you for help putting ut out>tfw the tavern people gets mad at you for taking bread, but then you show the angry nord your portrait maker advertisement and the whole tavern cheers for you>tfw you interrupt a wedding and party so hard the groom jumps out a window, bride who was on portrait advertisement runs away back to tavern >tfw the tavern people seem happy about her return, the girl appears to be rebetrothed anyway. The tavern people give you a feast>tfw the lumberjacks show up and the friendly bullman tavern patron goes outside to talk to them, comes back covered in ketchup>tfw you get a nice ring from a man who was holding a rock up above it so the ring wouldn't get crushed>tfw the barkeep gives you a key to the wedding chapel, so you go and realise theirs an animal in the hotsauce fountain. You dance for the animal and it gives you a sword, which you stab the animal with>tfw outside the tavern is now a friendly cat person on a wagon who speaks your language and offers you a ride home to the marshes back eastSuch is the life of an escaped slave.
>>737075402You forgot the part where you have sex with a minotaur
>>737071813Not to mention the Siberian Tiger and the Snow Leopard
>>737075582You can have sex with anything if you wanted. Including the sock puppet
https://keizaal.com/
>>737072416Cats smell much worse than dogs.
>>737075897If only. You can attempt to hump anything but the clannfear won't fuck you and neither will the wolves.
>>737074052>tfw no gf with lickable eyeballs
Any good questmods or followers outside the top voted goyslop ones at nexus?
>>737073257and it still happened. Ancient han chinese traded with the eastern roman empire via the silk road. Vikings reached the americas. The reason the khajiit was even honored in the nordic tomb in the first place is because how unusual it was. Unusual things get recorded all the time. Like the first time westerners see an african animal like a giraffe or hippopotamus.
>>737076590No for the former, yes for the latter.
>>737059041Read pic related, a female Orc bodyguard falls in love with her Breton BattleMage
>>737076749This fucking sucks though. Read it many many years ago in middle school and it was ass already then.
>>737076749There needs to be Elder Scrolls novels for every possible pairing.
>>737076828does my Pelinal x Umaril fanfiction count
>>737076828And one of the in-game books had an Orc was late to her marriage with an Imperial bf. Her former bandit gang tried to kill her but she killed them all in her wedding dress and still showed up to her marriage covered in blood.
>>737073249Merchants commonly made the full trips themselves because it was well known that middle men were con artists in the era. >>737073257Those empires weren't exceptions. Eras where there weren't unifying empires covering a majority of the globe's population were exceptional. We talk about exceptions like the Warring States period in China, not that it is exceptional that China was usually unified or only split in half. After the fall of Rome, it was replaced in organizational purpose by the Catholic Church that kept a multinational network of clergy and diplomats that unified thousands of miles of territory together. Etc. People being able to travel vast distances is nothing new. Navigation was harder, but people were also smarter and more savvy compared to today.
>>737067138Noncanon until Todd or Emil put it in a game.
>>737077140>but she killed them all in her wedding dress and still showed up to her marriage covered in blood.
>>737077140WIFE MATERIAL WIFE MATERIAL WIFE MATERIAL
>>737077180>merchants commonly made the full trips to china and backHow American can you be?
Kajiit should have 8 tits and Argonians should have no tits.
To those who havent played this Kino I recommend it>prequeladventure.com/this/rise/Just put the www. Instead of the dash
>>737077454>Kajiit should have 8 tits and ArgoniansOnly if the top two are normal sized while each row gets progressively smaller as they go down.>Argonians should have no titsI mean, they already don't, right? I'm pretty sure the Argonians don't have breasts that produce milk or anything. Its just tit shaped musculature.
>>737076590I have no problem with any of that.My problem was EXCLUSIVELY with the zoomer saying "just travel" as if it wasn't a momentous endeavor in the circumstances of the characters. >>737077180>Eras where there weren't unifying empires covering a majority of the globe's population were exceptional.You're just being silly now. The largest empires in the history of the world never came close to covering "the majority of the globe's population.">Navigation was harderLiterally all you had to do was tone down your casualness when describing the travel.
>>737073278>unless you're instantly assuming the latter are all hardcore leftists>assumingAnon, every single one of those characters players is a Californian voice actor living in LA with SAG-AFTRA memberships. Even if they weren't hardcore leftists, they're sure as shit toeing the line because anything to the right of Anita Sharkesian will result in them blacklisted. Mercer seems fine enough though and apparently he used to browse /tg/. Probably still does.
>>737048450what is with you people and cats?
>>737077964They're fine too, I guess.
>>737077869>My problem was EXCLUSIVELY with the zoomer saying "just travel"Its been hours since that post and you're still on this weird misinformation rampage? Unrestricted internet access for dysgenic, genetic deadend autists was a mistake. You could have self-improved or said actual things of note in that time.
>>737048450>According to The Elder Scrolls lore, it is generally considered impossible or extremely unlikely for Khajiit and humans to produce offspring. While interracial unions are common among men and elves, there are no documented cases of hybrid children resulting from Khajiit-human, Khajiit-elf, or Argonian pairings, with official lore stating there is no evidence of inter-fertility.beast fuckers lineage dies with them
>>737048450m nord x f khajiit is ultra mega kinoi've already written 2 smutfics on the subject and I may just do more>>737056159LOVE FINDS A WAY
>>737078093Don't you feel better now that you've admitted that you were wrong all along?Honesty is truly the best policy. Learn this lesson well, zoomer-kun.
>>737077964Cats are cute
>>737078153Talos speed, anon.
>>737078279Not even the original anon and you didn't disprove anything. Just an observer to this incredibly hilarious and pointless endeavor you committed to. Also for the record, known underages use that lingo more than older generations do.
>>737059041looks like a onions orc
>>737048450There's not a single female in this image.
>>737077140NEED
>>737078668>the fat bastard merchant with an Argonian servant and collared Khajiit petThis man is my idol. I want to be him. What a fucking legend
>>737076482enderal
>>737048450Yes, and?
>>737079015she should fart....
>>737077140wraith's dowrygood book
>>737079079You're right. She doesn't, but she should.
>>737078668better resprob my favorite ES fanart has everything in it
>>737079015>ywn get high on skooma and fuck a Khajiit chick at a partyFeels bad
>>737079130Talos bless you, anon. https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/The_Wraith's_Wedding_Dowry
>>737076482Kurone Lydia. All of Anbeegod's AI dialogue expansions (My favorites are Elisif, Jordis, Brelyna and Fura) Frozen in time, Ashe.
>>737079240>le diversitygod this picture just reeks of pure gayness
No one tell him the demographics of Skyrim's population.
>>737048801That just makes me want to club them to death
>>737048801This makes me want to club them into submission with my cock
>>737079273>fandom wikiewhttps://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:The_Wraith%27s_Wedding_Dowry
>>737079520I'm not autistic enough to know the difference.I just clicked on the first link to come up.
>>737073278That's a lot of words just to out yourself as a faggot.
>>737077140>>737079130>>737079273>Imperial bf was her jailer>told her she didn't get to eat until she agreed to marry him>this made her wet as fuckHoly fuck, Orc women are something else.
>>737068161
>>737079607fair enoughfandom is just shitty in general
>>737079938>me and the bad bitch I pulled by being racist
Bro just make a fun game and shut the fuck up.
>>737048450https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Marriage#Nordshttps://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Marriage#Khajiithttps://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Sex#Nordshttps://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Sex#Khajiit
>>737080080BAAAAASED
>At precisely midnight, Wodworg and Kepkajna were united together. He was delighted with her dowry gift, a fine suit of armor that would make him the envy of other Imperial jailers. Even more, he was enchanted by his wife's tale of retrieving it from the Shrine of Malacath.>"Did it occur to you to put on the armor when you knew that it was an ambush?" he asked.>"I didn't want to dent your present," she replied, between kisses. "And I certainly didn't want to wrinkle my gown."
Why are they like this?
>>737080228They're silly little cat brains are turned to mush from skooma overconsumption.
>>737080228Khajiit has sexo if you have coin.
>>737060237Pahmar Raht are literally Snu Snu tigerwomen whom are literally soft inside, Men are all Andre the Giant on a literal sense.
>>737077454>Kajiit should have 8 titsthey're bipedal and give birth to one or two babies at a time, on top of looking weird they wouldn't even need them>Argonians should have no titscorrect but I accept the fanfic explanation of men of other races being less aggressive towards them because tits
>>737060691>it's like a Muslim from Africa traveling through France and Germany to reach Scandinaviawerent there a bunch of vikings that did literally just that in reverse
>>737076749>>737048801>>737060431the beast races of tamriel belong to breton men
>>737048801
>>737061516Sinistral Mer are literally Elf Khmer down even to body paint.Maormer are salty fucks whom has a hateboner against the Altmer and Ayleid, possibly a bigger one against the thalmor if they did something to pyandonea during this time.Dwemer are literally deleted outside Bagrum himself the fat fuck.The only remaining mystery is the Tsaesci but Todd whom is a G.I. Joe Fag pretty much made them the TES Cebra-La and all women look like >pic the snakewoman sex machine, so easy to adapt.>>737080751Davy Jones reincarnated in tamriel to marry a chocolate wonder and become king.
>>737077239While I can imagine Todd fanboys I cannot imagine an earnest Emil fanboy.
>>737060093they really just said 'lets make fallout shelter but TES and 10 years late'
>>737080875I Thank Kirkman for making Cobra-La Good
>>737059041Human girls eww. But also the most onions orc I've seen recently
>>737080526>ESO lore
>>737080751Why does she have an Akaviri fan?
>>737080875>Lore describes them as having tails and being snakes that kinda look like men with golden scales>wowee what if we made them none of that
>>737081486Why wouldn't she? Akaviri influence is all over Tamriel and the Empire.
>>737080875>>737081553The only way I'd give a shit about the Tsaesci getting revealed is if they look like XCOM vipers or something.
>>737081578Not starting with Oblivion.
>>737078367typart of me thinks making another one would be repetitivethe other part of me finds it too hot to care about that
>>737081860>Akaviri Potentate
>>737081553>wowee what if we made them none of thatThey exists on a serpent spectrum like Khats do
>>737081450>Canon LoreNow what you are going to do? derail this thread? Bitch over ESO? If not then shut up Bitch.>>737081553>Lore also states that they all are men humanoid shape vampires who can shapeshift>Said lore also said that all Nibenese Imperials are fucking hapas thanks to Tsaesci fucking Nedic men and women all times.>>737081704Tsaesci can shapeshift and is known for years, also again on the Cobra-La stuff, they can also mutate into full snakemen which seeing how Todd and the late Julian were 80's cartoon fanboys, obviously took inspiration from the Joe movie and Marvel Comic, also DnD Yuan-ti before since They were old DnD Fags, and that whom also fit on the Tsaesci Bingo with all of them also looking like japanese jomon snek people, and Hasbro literally took inspiration from DnD for them too.>>737082010Man, Blonde Lydia is pure sex.
>>737048450Someone explain to me why I can look at OP's pic and think "fuck yeah". >>737059041But then I look at this pic and feel an overwhelming hatred for women? Logically theyre exactly the same. But theres a vivid difference in my feelings towards either one.
>>737082170Yes, but Oblivion ensured that the Empire had zero Akaviri influenced outside of Cloud Ruler Temple.
>>737079370Anon, look closer, it's actually basedIt merely hides under a veneer of faggotry
>>737082274One feels more modern that the other. Like the art style isn't consistent.
>>737082248The mongoloid who made that shit on deviantart literally trooned out and took on pronouns.In fact is funny how every shilled tes art shilltubers uses on youtube, are always from old deviantart fags wh ended up fucked in the head after a while.>>737082309The septims ditched the Akaviri influence outside the blades because Tiber Septim himself was fed up with Renald on his ears all time, and he wanted a Army in his image, but also Carrying the image of Reman.Also it should be Tsaesci Influence, not Akaviri in general since fucking Tang-Mo are Tamrielic Sun Wukong and Planet of the Apes in Qin Dynasty China
>>737082262>vampires who can shapeshift>all Nibenese Imperials are fucking hapas thanks to Tsaesci fucking Nedic men and women all timesYeah that's cool, why can't we have that?
>>737077352The Silk Road was not a complete relay race. People would cross from China to Iran or through to Baghdad constantly.>>737077869Historically, Europe, China, the Middle East, and India held the majority of the globe's population and spent the majority of their organized civilized history centralized under massive empires or organized otherwise by huge international organizations like the Catholic Church or European Union. That is the norm for human history. Not fracture. Why are millennials consistently this ignorant?
>>737082551>literally trooned out and took on pronouns.just like the guy himself
>>737082551Tiber Septim hated everyone, a lot of people know about his early days when he sucked up hard to the Nords and adopted their culture and identity but as soon a the due took the Imperial City he ditched the Nords, their culture, and even started punishing them not being blindly supportive of him post-Numidium.
>>737083054Lower right kinda cute desu
>>737082612Because Bethesda is too lazy to have colovians looks more mediterranean like romans, and nibenese to be hapas with a inbetween, but still sharing a common ground.In fact this is something not even the retards who claims to be lorefags ever sorted it out for Tamriel Rebuilt, ORC2 for oblivion or Skyrim, have Imperials have 2 types of head presets, one Colovian and one Nibenese.>>737082742But vivec didn't troon out, this is what he wants to do to all of coldharbour.
>>737083104Isn't Project: Cyrodiil's plan to introduce more Nibenese heads? Right now they're still in Colovia for the foreseeable future though.
>>737083104Bro vivec trooned out so hard that he got pregnant and gave birth to a daughter
>>737083093
>>737083208He probably had a explosive constipation and shat on top of a Argonian baby by accident in the woods and thought he gave birth to a daughter.
>>737083208Vivec didn't troon out because he was born a hermaphrodite in the first place. Well, unless you count what happens in c0da where he decides to give up the cock to be fully female because he learns Amaranth can't be achieved alone so he decides Nerevar should be his divine male counterpart. Futa to female.
>>737048450Yeah, they're getting the catbeast's feet wrong
>>737083435Unfortunately there's a 0% chance modern Bethesda isn't to lazy to implement this. Not that es6 can be good if it even comes out.
>>737083740If it didn't happen in Oblivion or Skyrim why the fuck would happen in a future title
>>737083802Because 2-1, having to rig all leg armor to fit on digitgrade legs will take a LOT Of dev time from modelers, or embrace the hero engine and have it painted on the legs
>>737083989>or embrace the hero engine
>>737082732>this retard actually thinks India and China have always been part of the same empire at the same time throughout history
>>737083740In a perfect world with devs that give a shit, khajit would have different leg armor entirely (not just visually) or be unable to wear shoes Kenshi style.
Oblivion remake had the ugliest beast race designs known to man i hope tes6 looks at least marginally better
>>737085195need orc gf
>>737059917tummy
>>737085195>i hopeHope is the best you'll have because thinking that TES6 will be anything but Starflop: Medieval Edition is pure irrational cope
>>737085195>Saved the Empire from the StormcloakOh no... She's retarded...
>>737085405Why would an orc logically pick the stormcloaks over the empire?
>>737085505Reminder that Nords literally call the Orcs' god "The Mountain Fart."
>>737071746>compared cartoons to vtubers instead of animeWhat did Anon mean by this?
>>737085596Not a whole lot, anon is retarded
>>737048450Ze cat is ze male
>>737085195Oblivion Remake Races were ugly because the frogs behind the project are anti mod fags.Why do you think they chose UE5 and the shittiest build and broken version of it when OG oblivion had fucking nuska's mod which people are using for years by now, as mackoms/westly for morrowind, and if go earlier, roberts for both morrowind and oblivion?No one wanted to use the vanilla heads because the texture quality was so compressed due to GPU limitations at that time that if you didn't own a CRT Monitor or CRT HDTV, they looked ugly.>>737085808A literal fucking woman made that post.
>>737085505Siding with the Empire isn't what makes her retarded. Saying that she "saved" the Empire (an occupying force putting down a rebellion) from the Stormcloaks (rebels fighting against an Empire in their own ancestral heartland) is what's retarded.>>737085561That's hilarious and an appropriate title for Malacath.
>>737085808>>737086025Why are women such faggots?
>>737082309The Akaviri weebs and snekmen were already long dead.When the last snek Potentate died, the entire Empire crumbled until Talos showed up.
>>737048512angry catboy with a tiny barbed feline pecker LMAO, anthro women exclusively fuck human men.
>>737085195i am so mixed about beast races, because i do agree khajiit look terrible, but on the other hand i love how goofy argonians look. remind me of that old Dinosaurs puppet show.
>>737086618Senpai the snekmen interbred with the humans and deeply contributed their culture to the Empire. The PGE1 describes how the Nibenese are literally deeply proud of their snake blood and brag and show off when they inherit snake fangs or scales. The Fighter's Guild is an Akaviri organization. You can see this in Morrowind too, which has adopted Akaviri weapons and some elements of dress and culture from that time they got invaded by them, and they didn't even have a significant settler population like the Imperials got.
>>737082551tsaesci is literally japan with snakes, only area with humanskapotun are tiger khajiit who rides and worship dragons, heavy ancient chyna influencetang mo are literal monkes, planet of the apes stylekamal are snow yetis/ogre mongolians tsaesci and kamal invaded tamriel according to skyrim's books; the tsaesci surrendered and were pardoned eventually serving and forming the empirethe kamal ravaged across tamriel until the empire and tsaesci fucked them up and forced the stragglers to hide in the mountainsnow skyrim does not explain how snake weeaboos and nips turned a barbarian army into the roman legion
>>737086991There's a book that teases that the tigermen are planning their own invasion of Tamriel next, so unless that's what the Nerevarine put a stop to in Akavir there's always the possibility of a tiger-dragon Chinese invasion plotline in the series.
>>737086991Kamal aren't snow yetisThey are literal Snow Elves who succumbed to vampirism but got bigger in akavir and resistant to sun damage
>>737087119Now this sounds like gay ass ESO lore.
>>737061043Elsweyr and Black Marsh never ever bros...I know that Black Marsh is supposed to be a poisonous land that Tamriel only uses when they want to dump criminal faggots inside penal colonies to do extreme hard labor or house the most dangerous criminals, but fuck would I love to play in a weird alien environment filled with death miasma swamps, impenetrable needle rainforests, and humid jungles spear chucking escaped prisoners/criminals/bandits with other tribal Argonian pals.
>>737076101Objectively incorrect
>>737048450Surely AI is capable of creating proper hands by now.
>>737087269Elsweyr has a chance but it'll be one of the last to be made (assuming Todd doesn't retire and Bethesda doesn't crater after the impending doom and failure of TES6)It's Black Marsh who will never get made, no one cares about ligger ArgoniansIf 6 is Hammerfell then 7 will be guaranteed Valenwood, 8 will be a toss-up between Summerset Isles or Elsweyr
>>737087354>It's Black Marsh who will never get made, no one cares about ligger ArgoniansThere are plenty that do. The reason it'll never get made is the lore. Pretty much only argonians can survive in Black Marsh without becoming a leaper. That and a massive swamp would make for a lousy setting
>>737087169Though is not, is literally What happened to the Falmer after some also escaped by boat from the nords.Plus the head honcho of the Akaviri invasion of the 2nd era sharing traits with the falmer.Never underestimate the fact that many are still out there and survived ysgramor, but probably were changed in process.>>737087269ESO Black Marsh+Murkmire if it was ever adapted to a main game would still look incomplete.Since modern bethesda would try to tone the swamps down for modern audiences, because fuck getting ambushed by crocodiles, angry crabmen who can swim or crab walk the mud, angry and sexually frustrated lamia or argonian wisewoman, feral hulking argonians who OD on hist, Bees who makes honey out of flesh and carcass, poisonous shit out of the amazonian forest that makes australia and catachan look tame And this is just i mentioning everything below Stormhold since South Shadowfen to Middle Argonia is probably even worse and why tiber septim, reman and the fucking ayleids said NOPE and left, and claimed victory..>>737087354Elsweyr is where the Halls of the Colossus is located, and is canon that time there is so fucking broken that walking a few meters into the complex may send you into the past when the brass golem was being rebuilt, or future due to the numidium's shenanigans.
>>73708777190% of the cities in the Black Marsh were made by foreigners, not ArgoniansThe western and central side were built by the Ayylids and the Empire, their southern borders were built as skooma hubs by the Khajiit and their northern borders were taken by House Redoran as slave pens
>>737087269I wouldn't want Bethesda to make an Elsweyr game because they'd fuck it up.Unironically the only hope for this IP is for Bethesda to go bankrupt and for someone else to acquire the rights to the Elder Scrolls.
>>737086678Funny how the bbc meme infected every community without people realising
>>737048450Omg holy based praise kek! >>737059041Nooo this is white genocide !!
>>737085195orc armpit...
>>737076749>a female Orc bodyguard falls in love with her Breton BattleMagebased
Khajiit women owe me sex
>>737089340Is she a digitigrade or plantigrade Khajiist?That's important.
One time I installed a sex modlist through Wabbajack, reached Whiterun at night time and the Khajiit were camped outside. I tried to wake one to see her outfit and it gave me the option to rape her, but the caravan guards killed me before my guy could nut
I really should rebuild my Khajiit folder. Will the next game let us marry them?
>>737089171>racemixing is evil m'kay women are whores they would betray their own race for big orc cock! >omfg a catgirl falling in love with a human male? Hehe that's based Talos be praised!
god i wish i was a khajiit woman
>>737087771>>737088014Basically the only part of Black Marsh that is super deadly is the central swamp, all the major cities are around the coastline or the Morrowind and Cyrodiil borders. If you read the in-game Argonian Account book the protagonist even gets to see the central Hist swamp from the river, so it's not like it instantly kills you either.
Would you drink it?
>>737088014>their southern borders were built as skooma hubs by the Khajiitiirc the lore is actually that they were built by the Lilmothiit, the fox people the Argonians genocided.
>>737089507>Will the next game let us marry them?Very likely. You can already marry male Khajiit in Skyrim and females had some unused dialogue for it too.
>>737089579Fucking bizarre to put it that way but to be fair most such drinks in Tamriel would be made the traditional way by stomping in mash buckets.
>>737089507they had fucking betterabsolutely nuts we had no fem khajiit options in base game or dlcmods fix ofc but no official marriage voice lines sucks
>>737071262Imagine the smell
>>737089579YES
>>737089579>>737089379
>>737089579See my question here >>737089379
>>737089507TES games always had 1-2 races that get shafted, Skyrim is hostile to beast races hence why there's not a lot of them and in turn they're the least marriage optionsYou don't even get to marry a Bosmer in Skyrim
>>737089721As far as I'm aware it isn't
>>737089798>Skyrim is hostile to beast racesI always thought this was weird because all Nord lore before Skyrim had zero references to them hating beast races, just elves. They don't even mention interactions with beast races in their prior lore. I can see Nords banning Altmer from their cities because they're still butthurt over the Direnni, or weird laws related to their hate-grudging respect relationship with the Dunmer, but when did an Argonian ever piss off the Nords?
>>737089719>mods fix ofc but no official marriage voice lines suckshttps://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/2227
>>737089897Nords were always xenophobic snowniggers and the Stormcloak rebellion plus the massive refugee crisis after the Red Mountain chimped out amplified their inner xenophobia into full /pol/ racismAlso everyone hates Argonians in the Elder Scrolls while Khajiit are barely tolerated since they're cats at least
>>737089906didn't todd say this was one of his favorite mods lmao
>>737089996All the previous lore has people dislike Khajiit for being thieves and think Argonians are backwards at best, hate is a strong word for it.
>>737089579Is this the good lore that's supposed to be in TESO?Also khajiit aren't supposed to just talk in third person, they say 'this one' and use their name but I don't think they ever refer to themselves as he or she in the mainline games.
>>737090079Wouldn't surprise me one bit.
Imma say this, but giving Y'rel voice to khajiit in the mmo made them betterAlso >pic related is the best fren ever.
>>737090079I'm pretty sure he was referring to Inigo
>>737090249Yep he was
>>737090186I will always be anal over Naryu being stuck to this game, and that no one hasn't made a mod yet for you to visit the Tong retirement island.
>>737048450>just a few more hours and I can crawl under some furs
>>737056159>nords raid some khajit village>they steal the pretty kitties instead of any lootBased nords
>>737090112"This one" is bumpkin speech. Some Khajiit know how to talk proper Imperial.https://files.catbox.moe/ejbdy3.webm
Are there decent nude mods for ESO? I need kitty tiddies.
>>737060598It's implied that the races are so "relatively evenly" spread in most regions shown in game because of the empire being basically open borders because they defacto control all the regions. Before the empire it would be uncertain or even rare to find another race from a distant region if it's not downright bordering it.Still it's possible but not as likely before the empire.
>>737090710I think trying to make them pale yellow just to look more like the Altmer is a bit of a mistake (and not really lore consistent anyway.)
>>737090834I think it was done to make them look more Chimer
>>737080526Pahmar-raht are big huggers
>>737056192No. Beastmen can't reproduce with men, mer or other beastmen. Men can reproduce with mer because men are secretly a kind of mer. Yes, this is blasphemy. No, I don't care but if I had to explain I would say that beastmen are born from Nirm but men and mer are both born from the original spirits that took shape and were "trapped" in reality, humans just willingly accept this unlike elf who were kvetching hard because they were now "trapped". Dark elves took this as a challenge at the very least.
>>737090902Well they're not related to the Chimer either.
Why do Bretons get shit on? I always thought they were really cool
>>737090937Men and Mer are related to Et ada?
>>737090980>Why do Bretons get shit on?Nedes and Aldmer breeding
>>737090937Khajiit literally share an origin with Bosmer, the only difference is that one got fixed by Y'ffre, the other by Azura. The people studying crossbreeding in-setting literally didn't even bother to check to see if Khajiit were fertile with men or mer because they thought it was too gross to even consider.>>737090995>737090995Men and Mer are descended from the Ehlnofey, who are et'ada who took part in creating Mundus but were so weakened by the process they became mortal.
>>737061190If it were me I would depict them like the West Coast Native Americans
I wish ESO's combat didn't suck assThe hero engine is such dogshit
>>737090980Their Oblivion-era art makes them look gay. Their ESO-era art makes them look like balding losers. Their in-game lore is that they're the product of Nedic women getting raped by Altmer men, which makes everyone laugh at and mock the race as a whole.
>>737048801Why are beast-women so hungry for BWC?
>>737090935I haven't played ESO since the Skyrim expansion.What is this?
>>737090937In this, men are destined to rule because reality, and everything in it, was created for men. Including the beastmen that were created from Nirm to exist in Nirm by design. Men were the spirits that either help Shor (Lorkhan) convince the other spirits, helped him, knew how it was going to happen or willingly accepted reality and existance as a good thing but didn't fell for the earthbones shit, so they kept their individuality and form.Also blacks don't count because they are not men but literally a race from a previous universe that fuck shit up so fucking bad they literally cut their continent with a gigantic spirit sword and so they literally sail into a completely different reality. Basically nigtlantis.In short. Pretty kitties were literally build to warm human men.
>>737091196>In this, men are destined to rule because reality, and everything in it
>>737091196Anon, the Dunmer are Mer but embrace the Arena and think Lorkhan was a cool guy for it.
>>737091087>raped Not really and they weren’t even Altmer. If I recall most nedic and mer in high rock were fine with each other
>>737091179A new event they added this yearhttps://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Hearts_WeekYou get a hug from a pahmar-raht NPC after completing all quests
>>737091415>Not reallyThe proto-Bretons were slaves, anon. Being well-treated slaves just means the Direnni weren't monsters like the Ayleids were. Plus, it was only elven men on nedic women, as proven by the fact the Bretons are Men and not Mer.>Weren't even AltmerThe Direnni are a clan of Altmer, they're not their own race of elves.
>>737059041nobody in medieval-ish times had a haircut like that. Holy shit what tumblr-esque trash
Would you buy her wares? She promised to marry you if you do.
>>737091581Todd gave me SE for free
>>737091039Unconfirmed crap. Pretty kitties were literally made to fill every point in the furry scale and argonian maids were made to polish the spears of their masters, this is literally why their females have milkers.But yea, jokes aside it's believed by some that they can be fertile with men and mer because some say they are actually furry bosmers who took a wrong turn in the wild hunt tree or some shit. But shit makes no sense for them to be fertile with either men or mer because just ancient nord carving implies that kitty pussy, the kussy, was being rammed and filled every night and would have eventually produced offspring if viable. And if men can breed with them, so could mer but those fags are such tremendous faggots they only fuck themselves.
>>737091497Either way Bretons get shit for the wrong reasons
>>737091565Man every time I see cool Redguard stuff it pains me that people just lump them as strictly Africans and nothing more. They have so much Bedouin and West African stuff
>>737091682Well their origin is in their men being cucked. They might not be cucks NOW, especially not when the founder of the Third Empire was really a Breton and so were most of his descendants technically Breton (as much as a big clusterfuck mix of Nord/Imperial/Breton/Dunmer/Tsaesci of a family tree makes a normal Breton,) but that's the joke, and the official art hasn't helped it any.
>>737091389Yea I said it on my previous post. Dunmer took it like a champ and as a challenge. In this they are closer to men despite their usual meric kvetching.>>737091334Ah yes, THE dragon kitty. The ultimate bed warmed for the ultimate men.
>>737091803They're honestly more North African than they are Sub-Saharan in culture, though obviously there are elements. You look at Redguards in Daggerfall and Redguard and you get that very clearly and some Carribean pirate vibes too.
>>737091803Ebonarm is a God of War for both the Bretons and Redguards
>>737091804The official art has changed for them for the better just ignore that weird Mick Jagger looking dude
>>737091754>Hew's Bane covered in treesThe place that's supposed to be so harsh and without water that they literally named it after the Redguard who tried to settle it just to make fun of him for it?
>>737075185>>737059917THICKER WARMER
>>737091938I imagine that's in response to them finding out the response to the older art.
>>737091960the trees stole all of the water
>>737091924He has a small cult with the Nords too. Ebonarm is supposed to be a redbearded white guy in how he appears to the Bertons and Nords though, so he seems to like to reflect his audience.
>>737089518Both can be true, rightoids here are hypocrites who love racemixing with latnias and asian girls while you're also a troon that should rope xirself
>>737085179In a perfect world more than one furstock would be depicted
>>737086470All of Tamriel is the ancestral heartland of the Cyrodilics bitch
>>737091989Well yeah plus the response to the Knight from the ESO trailer helped plus throwing in the forsworn and the French chivalry helped boost their coolness factor
>>737092081In a perfect world the Lilmothiit wouldn't be extinct.
>>737092081Doesn’t Summer Set have those Gorillas?
>>737091682too much magic focus, not enough CHIVALRY
>>737092257Imga
>>737092249>PotemaWas she right about Kintyra II?
>>737092257Those are from Valenwood.
>high elves are weak to magic>nedes/nords are either not resistant to magic or only resistant to one type>bretons are resistant to all magicmake it make sense
>>737092289No, if she just accepted her, her son wouldn't have died a horrible death
>>737092346But her son wouldn't have been Emperor then.
>>737088556Bethesda is owned by Microsoft if bethesda goes tits up they keep, Elder Scrolls is doomed to be shit forever
>>737092395I need to read the Wolf Queen again, I could've sworn that she had sex with some strange race
i actually had an inkling to play skyrim today but it seems like too much of a hassle to go through all the mods available for it, much less choosing with edition to play
>>737092472I think they just imply she was a corpsefucker, unless you're mixing her up with Barenziah (who fucked Khajiit.)
Is he even around anymore?
>>737083435Actually, Khajiit have like 12 different forms.So both are correct.
>>737092483you dont need mods to enjoy skyrim
>>737092257Those are Imga in Valenwood and furstock is what the distinct types of Khajiit born under different parts of the moons cycles are called
>>737064348That's why Aela is superior. She let's you breed her with your big fat knotted cock when you prove your worth and become Harbinger.
>>737077454>Argonians should have no titsGet out with your “scientific accuracy”, libtard
>>737092596And they can all interbreedImagine...
>>737078153Post them thenIt's not allowed to say something like that and then not post them
>>737091965>THICKERNaw. I don't want to tread into blobfaggotry.
>>737092667based it sucks how Skyrim is pretty much the only fun werewolf sim
>>737093117Maybe he just wants thicker fur
>>737093230Then he shrimply should have said "fluffier."
>>737091965Khajiit women should eat hearty amounts of sugar in order to maintain a healthy weight
>>737048450>>737048801>>737050215>>737055793>>737059041This is human genocide. Stop letting (((them))) push us out of Tamriel.
>>737092563Last we heard of him he went to go create his own plane of Oblivion.
>>737090980Because Skyrim made the Reachmen reskinned bandits living in mud huts still in the stone age
>>737093621Nah, a lot of people forget that Forsworn =/= Reachman
>>737093621Reachmen are fighting a guerrilla war
>>737093672Because there is no discernable parts of Reachmen culture aside from them, some Breton are just called Reachmen but act no different than any Nord
>>737066839If it's hot, then Argonian female > Khajiit female.If it's cold, then Khajiit female > Argonian female.
>>737093716They've existed in the land for thousands of years I assume they'd have village or smiths for their tribes and I doubt any of those would disappear entirely. But if we just go by whats in Skyrim these people have nothing resembling any sort of civilization not a single peaceful village
>>737062137a real cat purring on you is so comfy but if a woman could do it i'd probably actually die
>>737093592Why would Bretons apologize for Orsinium? They bonded with Redguards over repeatedly sacking it (and each time was justified).
>>737094014>each time was justifiedBy?
>>737059041Eh, I'm not allowed to judge. I prefer women but I'm gay for Orc, Argonian and Khajiit men. Human men are uncanny to me.
Not surprised at reddit 2.0. No talks of lore or gameplay, but degenerate race-micing shit.
>>737059917holy sexo
>>737094080porque no los dos
>>737094000They have the redoubts and markarth at one point
>>737094089>micing
>>737094137
>>737094061Building "their" "city" in High Rock, they had it coming.
>>737094061Malacath being a spiteful dick
>>737094310The last Orsinium didn't even worship Malacath.
Need to lick sweaty green skin
>>737094131Which is insanely lazy on Bethesda's part
>>737059713I am not your brother, you disgusting trannoid.
>>737094401Which why would you honestly? He is a turd who lost his divinity to a daedra and let's his people get regularly raped to death
>>737089906Ma'karra my beloved...
>>737091754>A province called Skaven
is it weird that i self insert as the khajiit girl
>>737095260I too love my wife
>>737094089>race-micing
