Men don't want a princess. They just want a simple farm girl with a large bosom they can have several kids and a comfy life with.
>>737049518Yea because men can't get the princess so they cope
>>737049714Link could have had her
>>737049714Her design is great except for those sandal boots.
>>737049714Damn she's got a fatter ass than botw Zelda
>>737050068
>>737049518>with a large bosomNah. Kid Malon is better.
>>737050164
>>737049714Cope.
>>737049518And thanks to TP Link being a direct blood descendant of OoT LInk, it clearly also canon
>>737050336Is that ever stated or is it just assumed because he knows Malon's song?
>>737050468Who else would’ve taught him?
>>737050516Miyamoto
>>737049714
>>737050468Hero’s Shade’s dialogue states that the Link in Twilight Princess is his blood. Hyrule Historia re-iterates this.
>>737050468BothHyrule Historia confirms that TP Link is OoT Link's descendant and we assume that OoT Link nutted in Malon based off process of elimination
>>737050336Indeed.
>>737051143Sad that OoT Link is bitter cause he gets no clout
>>737049518>large bosomStopped reading.
Bokoblins are bros
>>737051327Saria is huge though
>>737051426The Hero of Time’s mommy looks like THIS?
>>737051143He could have married some random girl
Was Termina even a real place?
>>737049518This but with a flat chest instead
>>737051182>Minish cap and FSADoubt she would hook up with Link on those 2 games since Zelda and Link are childhood friends.
>>737051253>Slays Ganondorf>Timeline is reset>Slays Majora>Returns home>Slays Soul Edge>Returns homeIf you count Soul Calibur it’s 3 times he slayed the ultimate evil but never got to relish the victory.
>>737051878Yeah minish cap Link is 100% Zelda's property
>>737049602what an unispired image, if you're gonna make Malon NTR smut at least use Inigo since that actually makes sense. Always reusing ganon for this shit just makes it seem like you want to get fucked by Ganon.
Which Links likely ended up with their Zelda?
>>737049518Your life will improve once you realize finding a smart, good looking and kind woman is an unrealistic standard
>>737052036Malon isn't smart
>>737049518Truer words were never spoken on this board.
>>737049518I only want Saria.
>>737051665Malon basically is the "some random girl". Like yeah i suppose he could've married some nameless slut from like, the bowling alley, but it makes more sense that he marries the farm girl he was friends with whose dad wanted him to marry her.
>>737051757We’ll probably never get a definitive answer there, since a lot of people really like to interpret it as an entirely internal journey about Link dealing with the loss of Navi.
>>737051993>Always reusing ganon for this shit just makes it seem like you want to get fucked by Ganon99% of NTR porn is never from the bull’s POV.
>>737052179Losing Navi was a good thing though
>>737051932>never got to relish the victorybro he had Sophitia's thighs wrapped around his head dozens of times, and this is prime Sophitia we're talking about.
>>737052003Skyward, BOTW/TOTK, and ST implies it as well as WW/PH if you consider Tetra as ZeldaMinish and both Four Sword hints at itEvery other games are either not enough info or Link hooks up with someone else
>>737052003SS, TMC, BOTW are the only ones that are very likely. I guess WW could be fucking Tetra but Medli is the best wife material. OoT was definitely Malon and TP is probably Ilia, even though she's a dogshit girl. No idea about ALTTP/LBW
>>737049518>>737050336Miyamoto and Koizumi approved.
>>737052425Why would you not consider Tetra as Zelda?
>>737052460He definitely went and jerked off afterwards
Are all the horses in LLR mares?
>>737052504
>>737052664This is why he married Malon. He went straight back to Hyrule and claimed her.
>>737052664then looped through time and got that hug all over again.
That mossy fruit video would be a lot hotter if young Link had a small penis
>>737052460>not in the timeline where Koizumi runs ZeldaDoes Nintendo intentionally keep the best fit for their franchises out of the driver’s seat out of some kind of product control? Like they know Aonuma will push open-world/make-your-own-fun slop which does well either normies and Fujibayashi makes saccharine Disney Princess love stories that do well with casual fan foids?
She has a hairy bunghole
>>737052460koizumi is so fucking based, hes the unsung hero of nintendo imo
Malon is just the hottest Zelda girl period. Big titty redhead is a cheat code
Yar har would ye plunder har booty?
>>737053316I thought the pink dress was her bare legs for a moment. Like, pelvic curtain and that's all above her untouched girl parts
>>737052890>make the guy who couldn’t beat SMB1 the executive producer of Mario>make the guy who couldn’t beat Zelda 1 the executive producer of Zelda(raughs)
>>737052664Are you talking about Link, or Koizumi?
>>737053812Both?
hmm for a malon thread this seems suspiciously like a zelda girls thread
>>737053878Well yeah, Malon is a girl from the Zelda series. That's like saying Rosalina is a Mario girl. Like, what do you expect here? Malon to be a Final Fantasy girl?
>>737054301Imagine if Ganondorf ran Malon through with his giant sword and Link held her as she died
This Zelda looks like she smells really nice
>>737052927Your wife?
>>737055259Sorry-a
Malon loves big cocks
>>737055414well yeah, she's a horse girl, they're all freaks.
>>737055532Does Malon play umamusume?
>>737055414Malon loves cocks of all sizes anon, she's a certified cock loverJust look at her tending to all these cocks in pic related
I wish Epona was a horsegirl
>>737054787Smash Zelda is the cutest Zelda by a country mileit's just a shame ALBW Zelda doesn't do much in her game
>>737055797ANON NO!Think of Advertiser-sama...!
>>737055876
>>737049518Where does she take a bath? Her house doesn't have facilities to do so
>>737051143>>737051253>the Hero of Time’s biggest regret is not being recognized for his heroic deedsDoes that show up anywhere in Twilight Princess? I haven’t played it in a long time, but I thought it was solely about him not being able to pass on his skills to the next generation.
>>737056674I give her a nightly tongue bath
>>737056825Talon...
just hurry up and post her taking big creampies already
>>737057218Not an NTR thread
>>737057631>ask for male/female coitus images>INSTANTLY starts thinking about men other than her one true love
Surely they all let Link smash, right?
>>737056018Epona is a red horse though, not brown.
>>737056674She probably just uses a bucket and a rag.
>>737058053I'd drink every drop in that bucket
>>737058053>can't properly wash out her woman partsImagine what it must smell like holy smokes
>>737057952How can the seven maidens be descendants of the Seven Sages?I get Nabooru, Impa, Zelda, and Rauru having kids but>DaruniaMade of rock and has no dick>RutoFish princess, can they interbreed?>SariaA fucking child and always will be
>>737049714Is that cope if you're not a prince?
>>737058567Saria can still be impregnated and Ruto clearly has a thing for human men
>>737057952>humanized Zora and Goron
>>737058053Farmer girl bathwater?!
>>737060757How do you think she pays the bills?
>>737056018I like this Uma Epona
>>737061741That one is cute
>>737061741>titguarddo Umas do mounted... or i guess it'd just be running archery?
>>737061741Link’s wife loves carrots
>>737062065Carrots are good for your skin
why can't women be real
>>737062336More like why can't Zelda girls be real
>>737060193SNIFFF
>>737061741I want to brush her mane and tail.
Where is everyone
Is OoT personalized like Mario 64 or something? I started a new playthrough (Master Quest) and Malon had a different outfit.
>>737065624That is a ten year old child
>>737057218I would, but I'm not sure which is better.I love seeing Link and Malon have consensual sex with the intention of having a fuck ton of kids that will eventually birth out TP link in the future, but I'm more turned on by Cremia getting fucked by Link's shotacockhttps://files.catbox.moe/1rdh28.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/5ej08m.mp4
>>737065794>shotacock>look inside>large pp3 inches at most
>>737066071its young link, so the shota still applies regardless of cock length
>>737065624Brolybro btw
>shipping wars
>>737066071Are you unable to self-insert if it’s too big?
Is malon's mom actually gerudo?
>>737069495No, Gerudo's genetic are considered the dominant trait which is why, with the rare exception of Ganondorf, Gerudos always birth females
It probably wouldn't fit with Malon's red hair, but I always liked the idea she looks like Peach given Talon looks like Mario
>>737069495nope. You really never thought it was odd that Malon and Epona both have red hair? they have the same mother obviously. Talon could never get with a woman, so he married his horse.
>>737065624No that's the outfit she had when I played
>>737070257That makes so much sense
>>737070257that's retardedif malon's mom was a horse she'd be a centaur
>>737071142Malon just takes more after her grandma, while her sister looks exactly like their mom.
>>737071142She was the first Uma
>>737049518farm work is the pitsI'm so sick of people depecting this shit as "comfy"farm girls are fine, but I'd rather take them away from the boring ass country and away from doing shit like fisting a cows uterus to deliver a calf at 3 in the morning
>>737072374Fuck off city slicker
>>737070175Malon’s mom is Daisy since she’s also a redhead.
Malon's mom is dead
>>737072374Maybe it's a grass is greener thing but simple country living does appealGetting to spend all day with animals like horses/cows/chickens, living off the land doing honest hard day's work, a beautiful big-tiddy waifu and family to spend your days with in wide open spaces and fresh clean air>doing shit like fisting a cows uterus to deliver a calf at 3 in the morningsounds exciting
>>737061898its implied that any niche filled by a horse and rider in our world was filled by umas alone in theirscavalry mounted archerycowboyswould all be jacked heavily armed umas sprinting at you
>>737073494>fisting a cows uterusSay no more, I'm in
Why does Tetra call Link kid? They're the same age
>>737075225I call 70 year olds kid if they act like an idiot. I use it to prove their immaturity and provoke them to change their ways to behave like proper adults
>>737075225Because Tetra is a bitch until she gets bratty corrected by Ganondorf.
is this the stealth ai slop thread
>>737075951What?
>>737049518never forget that videogame farm girls smell like SHIT. dont use your going into games machine to fondle them.
>>737077430That's the best part
>>737058567Saria is not a child she's a disembodied spirit. The kokiri just take a childlike form around Link and others if they so chose. They stop existing if he stands far away enough and it's within draw distance and their fairies remain visible. The child form is just her current form, in WW they are leaf creatures and that's a direct continuation of OoT timeline shenanigans.
>>737049518>a simple farm girl with a large bosom they can have several kids and a comfy life withYeah that would pretty much make my life perfect, honestly.
>>737049518>Men don't want a princessSpeak for yourself
>>737078042She's literally perfect
>>737051003Made for birds pooping on that booty
>>737078486Medli wouldn't do that
Ashei sexo
>>737078601Zelda needs more goth chicks
>>737049518malon is overrated
>>737051182>Link is Malon's descendantSo would Ilia be Malon reincarnated in a sense?
>>737079439some theorized it was Navi
>>737079439She is Ingo reincarnated because she tries to steal Epona away from Link.
>>737049518Yes.
>>737079439Wayyyyyy too ugly >>737079359Wayyyyyy too gay
>>737079439Dirty calloused feet from being barefoot all the time.
>>737079710Very cute
>>737079439
reminder that malon is secretly a gerudo canon
>>737080864Bet she bites and grips her plushies while being fucked senseless in her bed
>>737080864I want to personally thank the underpaid and overworked Japanese salaryman that designed Riju.
>>737081308link definitely goes to riju at least three times a week for release after bitch zelda doesn't put out for the 1000th time
I wonder how the next Riju will look like
>>737081737you can't surpass pefection
>>737081737Hopefully they don't change a thing. Maybe give her bigger tits.
>>737082235>Maybe give her bigger tits.fag
>>737052460THE WRONG MAN WAS GIVEN CONTROL OF ZELDA. THE WRONG MAN.
>>737049518I assume malonfag made this thread so I won't to apologize for the melty I had against you. Also I wasn't the one spamming or impersonating you, that was another shitter (or two). I didn't realize how good we had it until the AI fag started shitting up the place. I'd rather have your avatarfagging with signature than a dedicated AI shitter. I bow to your attention whoring ways.
>>737082484OP could be literally anyone. Everyone loves big titty redhead trad wife farm girls
Who's the best wife for WW Link? Tetra? Medli? Aryll?
>>737082762The fairy queen
>>737082762that pot (or jar) lady at Outset Island
>>737082731better than a snooty no titty princess that's for sure
>>737082762Sue Belle
>>737052991Wish he wss put in charge of more Zeldas.
>>737082976>>737083108She is pretty nice looking
There's literally no reason for Link to not marry Zelda in every game. There's no downside.
>>737079898This is ideal.
>>737082731It's just a public apology then. Also the OP was probably a malon shitter who made the same thread last week.
>>737049518I want a Princess but of the fish variety.
>>737083776Thursday Malon threads are a new tradition
How the fuck is Medli descended from a fish
is this the general?
>>737084552No generals aren't allowed on /v/
>>737084580is this the zelda girls thread?
>>737084614>>737084552I'll make a zelda girls thread tomorrow. No reason for the fun to start on saturday who decided that
>>737084614Yes
>>737049518>Men don't want a princess. They just wantTo ride their bike.https://files.catbox.moe/xboscd.png
>>737056715He offhandedly mentions it exactly one time. His main grievance is purely on not passing down his skills, and he's actually satisfied after about the fifth one.The whole "he wanted glory!" is a fandom hallucination that managed to infect Nintendo. Zelda as a series is actually infested with these things, to the point where I question how popular the series really is/was given that the majority of "Zelda fans" don't seem to know what actually happens in the games.The Hero of Time wasn't recognized as the Hero of Time in the child timeline, but TP's Hyrule still had a hero nonetheless. And given the mementos this hero left behind, it's heavily implied that it could've been OOT/MM Link. TP Link's bow and his Zora Armor are both hand-me-downs from the last guy who went around doing hero stuff, and the game tells you this right to your face.
>>737078042:D
Oops
>>737084552General Onox from Oracle of Seasons?
When is the TP PC port going to come out
>>737084863https://files.catbox.moe/td5ov2.png
Sex with _____
reposting the malon I drew
>>737085070cute now keep your shitty OC crackships out of here
>>737084817The ancient hero isn't even really implied to be the Hero of Time, it feels more like wishful thinking from the fans than actual dev intentions.Twilight Princess had its lore building cut short with its sequel cancelled.
>>737085262fish
>>737085437Nothin doin'
>>737085742please respect the thread
>>737085475But we got Link's crossbow training!
death to AI sloppers
>>737085437Also they haven't been OCs.
>>737085262epona
>>737085797You've posted this in one of the other threads, and you've slipped a very important word in there. Agentic.That means people who are generating and it immediately pipelines to catbox as free storage, uncurated. Every single gen.This problem is over btw. They blocked the ones responsible.
>>737085797You have an unhealthy obsession
>the spamshitter is actually going to make threads all week and use it to justify being a faggot on the weekendAh, I see.
>>737085903>spamshitterwho?
>>737085903
>>737085881Don't care if you use AI you are supporting those fags
>>737086006
>>737085903>and use it to justify being a faggot on the weekendBut anon, he's been acting like a faggot all week!
>>737084787dammit anon, i have a gooning problem.
4chan should have stayed broken the threads were much more peaceful
>>737085475>>737085475you know, with Miyamoto slowly fading from the Nintendo world of zelda, maybe it wouldn't hurt to have a TP sequel without his involvement?
>>737085903You're welcome to only hang out on Saturday night if you'd like
>>737086142Here, this will help.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/139984863
>>737086215what was going on that person's mind to ship ayrll with cloud?
>>737085412Lovely Malon, I really like it
>>737086254I wanted a certain bodytype and color palette. And I don't mind if it was Cloud in that case.Sometimes I put more thought into the pairings than that.https://files.catbox.moe/cjtks3.png
>mean bad dirty no good pirate Brown>kind beautiful caring lovely princess White
>>737086387you aren't even posting zelda girls anymore...
>>737086435These weren't Zelda girls either>>737085929>>737086040Stop complaining about all the snow landing in your beer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WytaANSsm0
I miss malonfag...
>>737058567>A fucking child and always will beDon't they age when they exit the woods? It's implied the blacksmith family Link is an apprentice for in ALBW is descended from her.
>>737085060this week I think
>>737086928>It's implied the blacksmith family Link is an apprentice for in ALBW is descended from her.>>737086928hold up, what? I thought Saria was dead in the adult timeline.
>>737086740we had it good lads
Cute
>>737087313woah
>>737087357
>>737087471woah
It's cute that you can steal hearts from Tetra Zelda during the Ganon fight
Who is it?
next BotW/TotK game will be like Windwaker.
>>737087313>>737087471GET THIS COPYCAT WHORE OUT OF MY BEROVED WINDU WAKAH
>>737087741God please.
>>737087743
>>737087686Uhhh Venusaur
>>737066378Which version of Broly?if you say Nuly you are a happy cuck!
>>737087741With or without the cel-shading?
Next "Zelda" will be more Soulsslop
I miss you fags so much.
>>737087949Actually it's going to be Xenoblade slop.
>that height difference...
ZeLink is good
>>737088101Who is getting the best head?
>>737088031She's wearing heels.
>>737049518Romani and Cremia > Malon
next zelda game will be xenoblade chronicles 2 like with the diving into the sea. also see the great sea receeding and seeing new landscapes alongside old.
>>737088124dont care I'd lick that tummy
>>737088118Spirit Tracks Zelda is sucking his soul out
>>737088161It'll be semi gacha waifu goon slop?
>>737088151Wait, I never played MM.They flip both Malon assets in that game? lol
WARNING DO NOT OPEN
>>737088118Between TP and BOTW Zelda which one is giving the toothiest blow job? I know they're both awful at it
Surprised this thread hasn't been derailed to shit yetI know one of you fuckers here is ganon in disguiseI want to be experimented on by Adult Purah
>>737088263Seductress...
>>737088227Yes, as sisters. They're the girls who show the most affection to Link in Termina as well.
>>737088348ha
>>737087064>timelineBruh it's confirmed every game is in its own timeline.
>>737088192Me as well.
>>737088593I love hebe brown girls, do you?
>>737088649
>>737088682
>>737088682>>737088703this is loli not hebe
>>737088824Retard
>>737088941Nah if I look at a girl and think "That's definitely a child.", she's too young and a loli. If a look at a girl and think "Is she really underaged?", she's a hebe goddess.That's MY rules, don't care if you call me a retard but that's what my dick likes
>>737088101did you post this just to bait that one shitposter or are you genuinely into Zelink like me?
>>737089535Hi zelink schizo tranny poster
>>737089651Nah I would have been calling you a bunch of dumb shit by now if it were me.I actually like Zelink unlike that retard
>>737089535I genuinely love it in the vast majority of timelines
>>737089695someone impregnated Ayrlli hated how spirit tracks felt small in the character department. no ritos. no pirates. also i hated the birds eye perspective with touch controls.
>>737089724Who is worse zelink tranny schizo poster, AI slopper aryll spamming, or malonfag?
>>737090000>someone impregnated AyrllWhat? Someone inform this man of the child belly and its eroticism.
>>737089946Basedidk if that retard got banned yet today but he’s probably seething since he hasn’t posted yet ITT.
All Zeldas deserve their hero
next zelda game should do the chrono trigger route by going to different time periods.
>>737090008Zelink tranny schizo shitposter easilyIt’s so easy to fuck with him
>>737090093Wouldn't that just interfere with other Links doing their thing?
>>737090093There's a surprising amount of time-travel in Legend of Zelda as is. No doubt thanks to OoT's influence but OoA/OoS, MM, SS, and TotK all involve time-travel through one means or another.Wouldn't put it past them to just go all out and make multiple periods a thing, though the questions would be which onesWould we have Unga Bunga prehistoric Hyrule with cave-Hylians? Retro-futuristic Cyber-Hyrule in the far future?
>>737090093Time travel needs lots and lots and lots of exposition unless it's really loosely just based on Earth.And Chrono Trigger was.
In terms of who is the nicest and contributes the most to the threads...Hylia tier: VN Novel anon, drawfagsGod tier: Ruto posters, WW Zelda posters, that one Kina poster, that one Fi posterHigh tier: Twili Midna posters, TP Zelda posters, Hena posters, Mineru postersMid tier: Medli posters, Saria posters, Mila posters, Riju posters, Bombchu game lady posterShitpost-tier: Imp Midna posters, Malon postersBeyond shit: Zelink tranny schizo poster, Malonfag, AI slopper Aryll spammer
>>737090675
>>737090675Anju nowhere to be found..
>>737088151I really want to protect Cremia's smile in particularshe really has it rough...
Go back to /vg/ tier: tier list posters
>>737090589how does she do it
>>737090706my bad it will be updated this weekend
>>737090708
>>737051143trying to lore connect zelda games is so low T
>>737090675based
>>737090675>I HATE RITUALPOSTERS>anyways, here's the tier list i'll be posting in every forced zelda girls thread i make!
>>737090925it's the samefag you retard
>>737090969What does that even mean?You can't just say words in order.
Post TP Zelda now your queen demands it
every zelda thread and i never save an image for some reason
>>737091137Would tongue punch her fart box
>>737091181>every zelda thread and i never save an image for some reasonbecause everyone is a lazy bum or AI genning fag and doesn't want to spend effort finding new shit.
>>737091309>BAWWWW AI, BAWWWWW
>>737091309except me
>he's getting back on his I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO TRIES high horse
>>737091309I try to find new stuff every day
>>737091361post something then
>>737091309I have a Zelda folder over 20 years old, and try to post new stuff in all the threads.
Imagine if you held one of the anti-AI luddites in a room, and forced them to argue their points to the bitter end.They would not be allowed to use buzzwords. And the only thing they'd be allowed to eat until they made their point, would be raisins.
>>737091518but I love raisins I'm eating them right now
>>737091493Thread would have been better without that monstrosity
>>737091546https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1776396878496496.webm
Imagine Medli feeding you like a baby bird
i want hentai of medli and malon
>>737091361I also check Majora's Mask artwork weekly..
>>737091621You got me im actually eating dark chocolate covered pretzels
I really want to suck on Cremia's tits. Don't need more than that. Just relaxing and sucking her titties.
>>737091970She smells like shit anon. I checked with my going into games machine.
>>737092032Don't care need those tits in my mouth
>>737091518I work in healthcare in a mental ward and we once had to schizos who both thought they were jesus enter a room together. Guess what happened?
>>737092063I'm not very interested in what happened because that's really outside my parameters..
>>737051143>End of OoT implies there's 2 Links in the past as future Link is sent further back in time or potentially to a third timeline to warn child Zelda/The King with proof and unless he somehow weirdly converges into his past self at Kokiri Forest there needs to be two Links for that to work>Our Link fucks off to Termina and dies>Past Link grows up naturally, marries Malon and has a kid
Link should come with boobs next timehttps://youtu.be/3UJDBZEiLNI?si=X_NqIjhNqOcaoRw3
>>737092125He just overwrites his past self, it's not that complex.
>>737092116well the answer is really boring they both just denied the other as being jesus. Well the lesson is that's how schizos act in this thread.
>>737090093I'm sick of time travel stories in this series.
Post zelda girls in swimsuits
Which Zelda has the tastiest pussy?
>>737092457
>>737092469The fish
>>737090675>Hena in high tierAwesome. She's very difficult to hate, minus her penalizing you for """cheating""" at her Rollgoal minigame.
>>737092603She smells like fish
The gurls
>>737092781Now make them scissor
>>737092904Girls can have sex with girls?!
>>737092781Make them talk about ß because it's pronounced /ss/
>>737093803Sexonds before sex
>>737093803
>>737092125Either that or the Hero of Time was sad nutting into every ho he met. With Navi gone, there's no telling.
Link should be flamboyantly gay-coded but actually be straight as an arrow
Keep it alive shitters
>>737095184No one is obligated to, spamnigger.
>>737095247Wasn't talking to you malonfag
>ego freak crying that his threads aren't the hottest shit on /v/>againGoddammit, I really thought this one was organic. We're really never going to have normal Zelda waifu threads again because of this nigger.
>>737095376I really wonder what went so wrong in their lives to make them this way
>>737096490blame ai fags
>>737096490Works on my toaster in drag of a laptop
>>737097173stop lusting for girls below the age of eighteen please
>>737097293B-b-but most Zeldas are only 16-17!
>>737097360It's only acceptable if you yourself are that age. In which case you should not be here
>>737049714he got the princess in twilight princess thou, the far better princess
>>737097360>>737097293>>73709746114-17 is still within strike range and allowed
>>737097480the only canon kiss too in the official manga
Gerudo girls <3
>>737097684ugly
>>737097702Agreed, that's why I have both versions saved just in case
>>737097743>I have both versions saved just in casewhy would you save that ugly version retard
>>737097821In case racists get uppity which they tend to do from time to time
>>737097856It's really ugly who cares
Need to buckle down and work on lucid dreaming so I can have adventures involving Zelda girls. There's never enough.
>>737098076keep it alive shitters
Keep it alive
>>737098102>>737098947https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrEKpzRCkz0
I swear this song makes me sad for some reasonhttps://youtu.be/XDX4ZwUeOok?si=kQB88vyxiLDP4vBF
>>737099107"Music is a mysterious thing. Sometimes it makes people remember things they do not expect. Many thoughts, feelings, memories... things almost forgotten... Regardless of whether the listener desires to remember or not."-Citan, XenogearsHealing is a process. It takes time. It hurts like a motherfucker to get over deep pains. And the worst pains aren't physical. It's not unexpected.
one last nudge before i expire
>>737101051keep it alive shitter
>>737049518>miyamoto wanted ingo to burn down lon lon ranch>link would set the horses free and escape with malon https://youtu.be/GNSrNDMeY18?si=aoGWUQp0klklwuZS&t=229
>>737049518>have several kidsFuck no
>>737102321Where would she have gone?
>>737088227Don't know how you managed not to find out this whole time, but yes, Majora's Mask reuses character models from OOT and turns them into new characters.
>>737102321Link’s house
>>737113280I knew THAT, I didn't know they took both models of one character like that, ya dingus.
>>737079659Wasn’t that less a theory and more something that was stated to be an idea they wanted to explore but wound up not implementing? I could have sworn one of the reference books just outright states Ilia was intended to have some connection to Navi.
>>737058567>How can the seven maidens be descendants of the Seven Sages?Different continuities.
>>737050336>TP Link being a direct blood descendant of OoT LInkWait they're a lineage?
>>737114837The hero of time indeed did have sex
>page 10I told you to keep it alive shitters
>>737113516Play the game and maybe you would’ve known.
>>737118016When is the real Zelda girls thread?
>>737119518
>>737119518Saturday. We should've let this one stay a mid-week thread but no.
>>737119518shitters are too busy uohhhhhh posting to bump the thread
>>737121258nah
keep it alive
>>737121258You're not the boss
>>737122696But why?
>>737102321that explains the gossip stone talking about Malon.>"They say that Malon of Lon Lon Ranch hopes a knight in shining armor will come and sweep her off her feet someday."
>>737125290>meme falcokill yourself
>>737125774don't care, the girls he draws are cute
>>737125774He draws girls in a kids game very sexily
>>737087313Anyone who uses a Linkle mod is in the pipeline.
>>737128095>pipelineexplain
>>737128095I'd pipe Linkle
malon my beloved
>>737128095Or are females (xx). Girls need strong heroines too
>>737128170>>737128194>>737128430Anyone who uses Linkle is a trans waiting to happen. The games are about Link.
>>737049518Those legs are way off proportion wise
>>737128095>>737128593*Anyone who uses a character mod
>>737128593>>737128430
>>737128593I just like looking at girls. I'm not self inserting as one.
>>737128593It's okay if you prefer looking at dudes
>thread is still aliveDamn we fucking won MalonCHADs
>>737102321I miss Miyamoto's late '90s/early '00s edgy phase.
>>737128218>those CuccosThey're tripping balls after eating some grain infected with ergot.
>>737130794It'll never die
>>737078486I get it
oracle malonfrom times where malon appeared in many games
he needs to tell himself "other people" do the things he does, so he needs "their" threads to hit bump limit, no matter how long that takes, one page 8-10 bump at a time
>>737133348Cute
Well we got 90 posts let's get there
why did malonfag make every bad post in my threadwhy didn't malonfag bump my threadwhy did malonfag post when i didn't approve of him postingwhy did malonfag force me to hate himstupid malonfag, why is everything your fault
i'm malonfag, i hate honest hardworking anons, i like making threads worse by posting in them.
>>737139587see? malonfag just admitted to everything i accused him of. why isn't everyone hating him? why do i have to do all the hating? this isn't fair, i contribute the most, everyone should like me and hate malonfag because i'm great and he's a shitposter
2d zelda game with malon, ruto and seria tag-team swapping with individual items and abilities for very complex dungeons while link and zelda are busy holding off the bigger threats
Cum for Malon
drink your milk
>>737141001Malon's milk
>>737141001I hate milk
>>737145064nyo
>>737145064OKAY
>>737145064Why?
What the fuck is going on in here? What mental illness is this thread pretending not to be?
>>737139534>>737139587>>737139647holy mind break
>>737146589>what mental illness is this thread pretending not to be?did you expect reasonable and quality discussion on 4chan?
>>737147147I mean, yeah
Reminder VN anon never delivered.
>>737148570why would he deliver to your shithole?
>>737148965keep it alive shitter
>>737149045you're very unlikeable and ugly, so i think i will not help yousorry~!
Make the damn Zelda girls thread
>>737150224you are here
>>737150224I'll make it once this thread is finished
>>737150297No one else is
>>737139647Why are you card broken?
>>737150448It's the final stage of shitposter derangement syndrome. Anon is so mind broken by malonfag that he became what he feared the most.
>>737150592Brother really played those 0 cards way too early
>>737078042I shall pleasure myself with those feet
I shall pleasure myself with this fish.
Zora pussy is never dry
>>737154076Stay based friend
Imagine how (much more) pathetic this thread would be if /v/ had IDs.
>>737154716I hope we get /vint/ again next year for april foolsPEEP god here
>>737118506Why yes.I think so too.You moron.
>>737157143You keep it alive shitter
>>737150224might wanna start now
>>737158280It's Saturday
>>737159493Saturday starts in 2 hours and even then we wait for 4pm at the earliest
>>737051143>still taking this cashgrab of a book as canonRetards all of you
>>737086215>ai generatedto the trash
>>737088348is this suppose to be link's shiek knowledge making her straight forward?
>>737160079>I hate that Hyrule Historia destroys my headcanon.FTFY
>>737160238There is no canon, thats the fucking point. Every game has vague references at most. The only sequel was Majora's Mask. You faggots deserved to have your money taken from you by NIntendo.
>>737160079The game itself confirms it you dumb shit eating wuan piss nigger. The book only spells it out for retarded dry wall snorters like you.
>>737160279I don't own that book, I just download the pdf off a torrent a few years back
>>737160351The devs already said none of the games follow each other. The book was made exclusively to scam retards out of their money. I would laugh but it's more sad than anything.
>>737160614>The devs already said none of the games follow each other.That's a fucking lie. Not surprising coming from a low IQ shit eater like yourself. Keep your fat nigger lips shut regarding anything about Zelda you retarded secondary. You're only killing other people's brain cells.
>>737160836Nigga, Ive read countless interviews with the zelda devs. None of the games are meant to be direct sequels or historically linked. They're just a collection of recalling of past games. That was always the point. I hate this post-irony world where retards like you want things to always be connected or make sense. Like how faggots make videos about Dark Souls lore.
>>737160868>Nigga, Ive readLet me stop you right there. I doubt it. I really, really, really, fucking doubt it.
Why does her name sound familiar?MELON
>>737160956fuck off, bitch. Youre ten years too early
>>737049518shares her name with a pokemon. kind of ironic considering how heroic it's third evolution is based on.
Let it live shitters
i sometimes have CT related dreams yet it's always in some dungeon.
The real thread is up
>>737161991kys Zelinktranny.
>>737162018Meds
>>737161991let it DIE shitters
Can we hit 500 posts?
>>737163384let it live shitters
>>737163384+1 we can do it
>>737164434>ctrl f live shitters>10 results saying the same thingWhat's in it for me to keep it alive, seeing as you deem it necessary to insult me?
>>737164701let it live shitposter
>>737164729Or else what?
>>737164770you die
>>737164784We all die eventually
>>737164828Thanks for the +1
keep going...
we can do it...
>>737049602do malon keks really?...
>>737165061+1 thanks
Bumping your own thread to create the illusion of community is akin to propaganda from Herr Goebbels
>>737165165thanks for the +1
glory to malonfag
!
>>737165404FUCK that imp
>>737165426if you insist
glory to redheaded farm girls...
go go go!
As much as I'd love to have a new zelda girl thread keep going, it's best not to enable this sort of behaviot. Let it drift into the night. We'll encounter each other again soon enough next week. Happy trails to all my redheaded farm girl-loving anons.
keep it alive shitters
And with that Jiren WONAll replies to this post KNEEL and JOB to the STRONGEST BEING IN THE UNIVERSEto the one BITCH ITT: you BOW and KNEEL to the J
No thanks bro
Rest.
DOGly is such a happy cuck!
sometimes I wonder if malonfag goes to /dbs/ to shitpost
See >>737096087 this image
I just played Ocarina of Time for the first place, and I didn't know Saria gets cucked like this.(This is what she says when you call her over the Ocarina to chat, after you change out hers for the Ocarina of Time)
>>737165769Saria deserved better.
>>737165794hot
new thread >>737159610
>>737165848>new >3 hours agoI'm surrounded by idiots dot jay peg
>>737165694>he thinks I'm the malonfagKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>737165980>he thinks I thought I was talking about this amateur assKEK LA KEK
I don't want this shit in my comfort thread tomorrow evening
>>737166104>he thinks he's talking to a amateur BARK you DOG NOW
>>737166142it's too late. shitters will keep bumping the shitposter thread and you retards will keep posting it in anyways (cause you are all shitters too, especially malonfag)And if we make a new thread the jannies will just delete it. We are screwed
>>737166161okay Mr. shitposter-kun, please provide links to some of your best shitposts in this thread as reference so I can judge the quality of your work
>>737166182Jannies, delete the obvious shitposters. Just nuke them from orbit plz and thx. Let the rest of us have our weekend
>>737166221you are a complete fool. I've been complaining every single time when a shitposter makes an obvious shitpost thread but you retards never learn and sitll use it. Well now you can sit in the mess you've made. Hopefully we will learn to ignore the shitters in the evening.
>deadJUSTICE
>>737166281Just saying that this thread was NOT a shitpost thread. It devolved into one but there is nothing in the OP that makes it into trash. And I did call out the nonsense as well.l but I just got told "keep it alive shitter" over and over
I will make a proper thread tomorrow afternoon if no one else has done so.
>>737166213I refuse to show you because the thread is about ready to die anywaysI actually just got here like an hour ago every single shitpost made before my arrival was not me
>>737166408I still think this thread was made by a shitposter. It is the same malon OP from exactly a week ago when that thread was a shitposting hub. Like, the OP wanted to repeat the shitting from last week.
>>737166445You are sitll an amateur dropping your crappy /dbs/ shitpost memes here that no one understands. It's as lazy as faggots that just spam
>>737166485/dbs/ memes are more funny than zeldaslop anydayThese threads are a shitposting ground anyways so it really doesn't matter
>>737166684also you seem to only pop in here when the threads are about to die. I don't believe you randomly show up every time at the end of the threads
>>737166730well yeah because the end of the thread is the best part because it dies that's when shitposting becomes peakit's actually hilarious watching schizos in here squirm over nothing
>>737166854I don't believe you that you don't frequent the threads all the time
>>737166906Yeah I do frequent these threads but I don't post until the end of it.It's just fun
>>737166945>but I don't post until the end of it.I don't believe you. I think you are one of the regular posters here but then start shitting up the threads at the end. Like malonfag
>>737167001nahI don't waste my time all day shitposting in these threadsI got better things to do like actually playing video games
>>737167058Also another thing is that it's actually hilarious to watch the "zelinktranny" poster squirm and squeal like a pig over a fictional couple If that faggot ever comes back into these threads I'll probably be here again
>>737167058>>737167157or shitting up /dbs/ generals ?Also your shitposting is again amatuer level.Have you ever gotten a thread deleted when every poster was against you and you still won? Have you ever gotten a thread that was pro lolicon to completely change sides by the end of the thread?Have you ever gotten the mods to change their policies based on your actions but never got in trouble?Fucking amateur faggot get out of my sight.
>>737167220I'll be honest with you but I haven't really been posting in /dbs/ longLast time I was in a /dbs/ thread was like in 2023 and have been posting on and off since then>Have you ever gotten a thread deleted when every poster was against you and you still won?I have actually and it felt good>Have you ever gotten a thread that was pro lolicon to completely change sides by the end of the thread?I haven't sadly>Have you ever gotten the mods to change their policies based on your actions but never got in trouble?You are talking to the dude who got c*mskull and c*mbrain word filtered and on top of that had over 100+ bans over the course of a decade
>>737167674Alright I'll respect your game. But you gotta try harder than spam /dbs/ memes
