What do you expect from splatoon 4?
More GrindingWorse balanceWorse matchmakingSR will probably pretty great though
Reskinned, rehashed garbage for coomers.
>>737050560HUMANS returning.
porn of the new idols group (and hopefully even more marina porn)
>>737050560I was honestly kinda expecting them to double down on splatoon 3 after the switch 2 upgrade patch. push out another dlc to keep it going like some kind of live service game. especially when raiders was revealed to be a campaign focused game. As it is, I think they are procrastinating on splatoon 4 because they don't want to divide the player base and they can monitor how many people are still playing on the switch. Also I don't think they will match the 3 gimmicks. 4 doesn't go as well. Unless they embrace the 4 = death gimmick and make a crazy dark and edgy game.
>>737050560more powercreepmore casualisationapartaments because comfyge are nintendo's primary incomemelee-like stance towards competitive other than official turd war tournaments
squnny
I am in favor of using AI to help Splatoon video makers create Inkling dialogue that doesn't just recycle all the soundbytes from the game.
>>737050560More kino porn
>>737050560I don't care so long as they fix the map design.
>>737050560Sex with FryeSex with ShiverSex with MarinaSex with PearlSex with CallieSex with MarieA couple brewskis with Big ManWorse balance
>>737050560>>7370513673 should've been a switch2 launch game.
>>737050560why did they never put in bikinis?are they dumb?
>>737050560Do Inklings and Octolings reproduce in cephalopod form or human form?*this answer will DRASTICALLY change the story*
More woomy
>>737052458you can find out about that in this gameit's canon btw. dev is working close with nintendo
>>737050560More troomers (troons+groomers amalgamation) in my city lobby
With the increased power of the switch 2 we can increase the poly count and the spats with more detailed cameltoes
>>737050560I only care about Raiders at this point, Splatoon 3 completely killed my interest in multiplayer thanks to their season pass niggery.
>>737054194Splatoon 3 just felt like it couldn't offer enough to push past the base formula.Splatoon 2 being similar to 1 is somewhat understandable. People never really got a chance to play 1 if they dodged the Wii U so 2 was their chance to reset but I did and by 3 I was hoping they'd evolve somehow. It ultimately didn't.I don't know what I should think of if a Splatoon 4 happens.
More laggy gooks with .52 gals (it got more buffs)
>>737050560less adult squids
>>737050560more art of squids pooping
>>737054737based but still gross
i'm expecting frye
Woomies or veemos?
>>737050560More VFUBNERBIJTEBVEWVV-type music.
>>737056195Visual aid
>>737056195>>737056420woomies are tighter
>>737050560>>737051237>>737051759>>737053995>>737056420Schlep won
>>737050560Team Past won, so just the superior game Splatoon 1 again, but better and expanded. 1 still feels fresh and fun to this day. 3 feels stale and tired, and did from the start. (2 is fine, but worse than 1)Fresh art direction and soundtrack like the first one, no more hip hop nigger culture, gay futurism or Mad Max shit.No season pass FOMO kikery, or catalogues pretending to be a season passes. No grinding just to get a shitty emote, title or hat. Everything should just be available at random in the stores. Let me keep the splatfest t-shirt and make that the only exclusive FOMO item if there really has to be something.Actual good character design again, and not grotesque ugly shit. Remove Shiver and Frye and erase them from canon.Actual good stage design again, 3's Tetris shit is garbage. Plus keep all stages from 1 and some from 2. Better rotation, not just the same 2 over and over again. And no gimmicks with the number being 4. 3-way splatfests sucked and the 3 team mode was trash that many people I met were to retarded to get anyway.Remove many of the weapons and specials. 1 had the best.There needs to be more new modes to play.Keep the one good thing 3 did, were you can keep playing on the same team as a friend by choosing to stick together in the lobby.Or just release Splatoon Classic with the gamepad stuff reworked for the Switch. Or Switch 2, I'd buy that piece of shit for Splatoon 1.>>737056195Woomies over octoniggers every day.
>>737057014>thinking splatfests detemine game designlmao look at this retard
>>737057014I'm retarded and read "what do you want", not expect. What I expect is it to be worse than 3, so the opposite to everything I want.
What good shota art is there out there?No, I'm not gay.
>>737057178>haven't played the gameslmao look at this retard
>>737057384They don't detemine game design you troglodyte, only aesthetics. And that's a big if this moment, because they haven't confirmed shit whilst the previous two games they hinted that the splatfest would matter for a future game.If anything the splatfest this time only affects what happens in Raiders.
>>737057178>>737057486Not even what I said, that's what I want, not expect, and know won't happen.
>>737052691>game has NTR in it now
>>737057221@yukemoro and @macyaso891 draw adorable shota art of Beika from C-side (pic related)Look up mitsui_jun on gelbooru for adorable art of Inkling boys in briefs@ika_bochio is a new artist who draws great boys.
>>737057947do you just not know who the creator is
>>737057947How? There's no other guys in it.Or do they get jealous if you're seen with another girl?
The next game needs to have at least one male idol character.
Utsuho
>>7370586458 year old Octoling boy (attained human form at a young age like the squid sisters) and his 20 year old tall-flat Inkling gf
I would unironically love to see a male idol group this time around, to mix things up a bit. Or if they continue the trend and have 4 idols this time around, maybe it's a boy duo and a girl duo who are battling for the number one spot. I love Splatoon but it's in danger of getting stale if they don't add in some new stuff. What if they put it not in a big metropolis but a small seaside harbor town, and the music is more acoustic or old-timey to match? I wouldn't mind hearing some squid enka music.
give me raiders now holy fuck i want to see her
>>737050560salmon run third wave
>>737050560Playing as a human male who has sex with the various girls from the game. There will also be routes in the game dedicated to which girl you romance, including ones for each possible combination of girls. The girl(s) you romance also help you out when you are Splatooning.
>>737057014>Remove Shiverdie, my flat adult wife is eternal
>>737058870four idols and they pair off in each splatfest (in a return to 2-sided splatfests) which gives them ample opportunity for character development and intra-idolgroup rivalries
>>7370588704 idols is good if they go back to 2-team splatfests with different combinations of 2v2 depending on the fest
maybe they shouldn't launch the game with less than half the weapons and maps it gets 4 years later. the map quality made 3's launch really depressing, especially since they promised to make the connection issues better, fucking liarsI guess the only thing confirmed is better Internet connection with the switch 2 right? I'm sure they will fuck it up still
>>737051367>I was honestly kinda expecting them to double down on splatoon 3 after the switch 2 upgrade patch.If they were smart they would've done this for all their switch flagship titles to tide switch 2s userbase over till the next zelda, pokemon, etc.
>>737050560Nothing.
Frye sex.
>>737053995is cum fatal to an inkling?
>>737059306>maybe they shouldn't launch the game with less than half the weapons and maps it gets 4 years later.dripfeeding content is based as fuck, i want the game to be alive and have some novelty for as long as possiblea regular stream of new content keeps people coming back for more instead of binging everything in the first 3 months and then never seeing anything new for the 4 to 7 years it takes for us to get another game in the series
>>737054737Colodraws is the best Splatoon fanartist, way better than JT "Off-model" Veemo and Shits Gamera
>>737050560>What do you expect from splatoon 4?Improvement. I love 3 but I'm expecting 4 to be even better.
>>737058870I've said this before but I'd prefer them to have a selection of bands, the same as the ones that represent various song.The bands swap out each week so you constantly have fresh faces and different personalities giving intros and each can get their own fanbaseSplatfests become a battle of the bands, with two of them choosing an opinion and the splatfest music becoming a mashup of the two groups songs.It stops fests being predictable because people might like one person and always vote for them.It also means going beyond the idol image, with characters that don't necessarily try to be perfect or stylish. Each one could have a visual style thats as different as their genres.
>>737059449https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/115876050Maybe? Make sure your hair color matches hers before sex.
>>737050560the same exact fucking game with even worse music and even worse maps (like with splatoon 2 to 3)
>>737059567it's ok to drip feed a little when each map is really good, and each weapon is fun to play, but going from a game with 4 years of support to a sequel with 1/4 of the content just sucks. how about they focus on actually making a good game rather than player preservation
>>737060616i want my $100 Plus Tax Plus Tip Plus Nintendo Online Multiplayer-Only game to last a really long time actually
>>737060765>adding more weapons and maps at launch hurts the playerbaseholy retard
>>737060989If a game has post launch support then someone will complain it wasn't there at launch.If the game has the stuff right away and nothing gets added, they will complain it's not being supported.The former has the game last longer and the latter is implicit that the game isn't delayed to actually make that content.So the former ends up as the better thing.
Even uglier idols
>>737059572Not true because he never drew squids taking huge shits
Another DLC that mogs the main game
>>737061170>ignoring the pointor they could just add more maps and weapons at launch and still drip feed like they always dodid you even play 3 at launch? it was trizooka spam on the same shit maps for weeks
>>737059858It's unfortunate that there's so much work put into all the fictional bands, but then they might as well not even exist within the game at all. I'd love for something like this, so they have much more of a presence. Imagine having a big stage and seeing C-Side battling Hightide Era. Harmony and Acht appearing in 3 gives me some small glimmer of hope they show us more of the bands.
>>737061417I didn't play the 3 DLC, was it as good a 2's?
>>737061664lol it's not even better than 3's story mode
>>737061664It was incomparably different, still bretty gud
Will they let you drink Marina's breastmilk in 4?
>gets her own gameif you told this to 2022 /v/ they'd lose their mind
>>737061664>I didn't play the 3 DLC, was it as good a 2's?No. It wasn't. But it's still really good. For the genre of roguelites it honestly feels really unique and has several really good ideas to it. And the core gameplay is really satisfying, with Splatoon's satisfying movement and some genuinely strong missions and stages. But. It's sadly kind of content-light, which makes repeated runs feels a bit samey, sooner than you'd probably like. But what is there is really good. Honestly. I still think it's amazing. I just wish there was more to it.
>>737061420That's what I'm getting at. They are going to add more stuff regardless, but you're going to complain anyway that it wasn't there from the beginning. As if something being added 2 years after launch was being sat on since before it even came out.And yes I did. I also remember the slow reworks the maps got alongside the new ones that were obvious improvements over the base releases.
>>737057947you could do that beforethis would lead to the girl hating you though
>>737060989>>737061420in addition to what that other anon said>more maps with the same number of devs means worse maps because less time is spent refining each layout>more starting kits + dripfeed third/fourth/fifth kits is actually objectively bad for the game because the entire point of kits is heavily restricting weapon/sub/special combos for balance considerations, plus it's already nearly impossible to know offhand exactly what you're up against in 3 because there's so many fucking kits to memorisequality over quantity is best and dripfeeding quality content means you get a steady stream of new and good content over time without bloating the game with content for the sake of DUDE MORE STUFF EQUALS GOOD GAME
raiders next within a month trust in the plan
>>737061878What did Nintendo mean by giving her outfit nipple handles?
>>737062151Frye bro, there is no plan. There never was a plan.
>>737062151>nextnews
Thank God fan art exists because squids look ugly in-game.
>>737054737I like his sequences where a shota squid helps the girl go poop
>>737062187Its so you can clip on accesories. I never quite understood the rules for what accessories get added. I think its tied to the weapon and chips you get.
>>737057014>Remove Shiver and FryeFaggot, manlover, cocksucker, former basha bazi, interior designer, buttslut, AIDS carrier, fudgepacker, yaoi manga collector, operator at the local truck stop's glory hole, /vg/ janitor, fruit, boykisser, furry convention attendant, and overall a homosexual gay
>>737062653I'd rather be this jellyfish
>>737058573>>737061939
>>737064527He's talking about the battle mode, not the dating aspect.You're fighting as in having turf wars. It's how you're supposed to earn money once implemented.It's not NTR at all.
>>737064527>Since I started using AI for codingLazy fucking nigger.
>>737064723>It's not NTR>NTR Featurelol
>>737064969In a turf war you cuck. Males only appear in a turf war.
>optional
>>737065053he posted two videos, where callie is talking to some male stranger.could possible turn out to be the guy who steals your girls?>Its actions involve "becoming friendly, building the atmosphere, and creating a situation where the girl will have sex with the boy," and I'm thinking of using this to add a feature that's similar to NTR (where the girl who isn't conquered within the time limit is taken by another boy).>Aori-chan looks unhappy.It's common in dating sims, but seeing a girl get taken home and become close with another guy is quite upsetting. NTR fans get off on that, though.If it pisses you off, just beat her in a battle and win her over.
>>737050560Sex with Marina
Sex with Marie.
lesbian sex with my flat adult wife shiver
>>737066352You ain't a woman, so that's not possible.
>>737051367They'll jump straight to Splatoon 5. When people ask what happened to 4, they'll say that Raiders was 4 this whole time, despite never being referred as Splatoon 4 before that point.>>737059359They've already done that too many times.
>>737065301He was the only dev I ever supported because I loved his other games that much, but between this, zero word on marina/pearl despite winning his polls by a landslide, the jeet coding to "optimize workflow" yet the game STILL being a bug ridden mess on top of it I think I've had enough. I'll just rip it from fag95 like everyone else if it's ever actually done.
>>737067021Doesn't mean I can't try
>>737050560What was the question again?
>>737067781>humina humina humina HOOONK AWOOOGA WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK*dies of a heart attack**gets resuscitated*>BOOOOOOBAAAAA ARF ARF AWOOOOO
>>737057947picked up
>>737067781Squid butts.
>>737057221
>>737067021but shiver is woke
>>737069286What the fuck does that mean?
>>737069482she just woke up, dummy
>>737068825For me, it's squid tids.
>>737069596We think alike friend.
>>737069482it means she likes my girldick
you all have such strong opinions about the games. I don't really think that splatoon 3 is worse at all compared to splatoon 1 and 2. What's the problem with splatoon 3's maps that make them significantly worse than the prior games because I don't really see that that's the case. I guess I can see when anons complain that the series has gotten stale, but what are they really supposed to do. There is already a huge variety of different weapon classes and specials. They did add a different game mode (I guess they should have added at least one more), but I don't really see what else they should change for the core gameplay without making it not splatoon anymore. The story mode was fine, though another level-based story mode would be tiring to be honest. They can't remove big run so I guess add another PvE mode ?
>>737065603I'm a big fan of her strong shitter
>>737070008as someone who thinks 3 is the best splatoon, the maps lean more heavily into a lane-based design philosophy that competitive shooters love to use, like csgo etc, and this comes at the cost of some creativity in movement (which is the core of what makes splatoon so special)i think the maps are (mostly) very good and balanced, but a bit restrictive and samey at this point in 3's lifecycle because they seem to have exhausted the possibility of these lane-centric map designs
Just have the games stylized with that fun, whimsical feel again.I get the whole damn world is going all in on minimalism, but it doesn't mean splatoon has to follow suit
>>737068534Unironically
>>737050560the girls actually use the same model as the boysso you're jerking off to a boy
>>737070791damn these boys got wide hipsit only ever goes in one direction with you, doesn't it
>>737070791Wrong. They use different body models (girls have slightly different chests and wider hips) however in splatoon 3 the boys and girls share a lot of animations which really fagged up the boys.Although the woomy voice is actually done by a man btw (yuki tsuji)
Slightly taller Inklings
>>737070791I want to reply "oh no, haha" along with that one pic with that trap inkling getting propositioned for sex, but I've been looking for 20 minutes and can't actually find it for the life of me so fuck my ass I guess
Slightly smaller inklings
Slightly more medium sized inklings
>>737050560The same thing I expect from every modern Nintendo gameOpen world and motorcycles
Smaller inklings but with disproportionately larger ink sacs
>>737072341you can't just make us aware of that without showing us anon
>>737073197But I can't fiiind iiiit
Taller inklings with proportionately modest busts accompanied by small octolings
>>737073790
>>737064527>starts using AI>near-instantly plans to add cuckshit to his gamethe jokes write themselves at this point
>>737073849B- big onee-chan inkling...
>>737073849they'd all be lesbians
>>737050560More wokeshit.
>>737072906Why do they allow their bulges to just be shown off in public?
>>737050560Eighter holocaust
>>737064527I would h(c)ope that it's more of a loss condition to make the dating sim part less of a bore than it usually is by adding a time limit with rivals but the part where he describes the appeal makes it clear it's just fetish content
I love woomy cunny
>Sweetest Salon has an NTR ending where he makes you sit through you totally destroy a young octo's life by having a quickie with the receptionist while dating her>this is the canon lead in to the next game>surely this man isn't into soul crushing cheating fetishism! there's some other answer!
More killboxesMore powercreepMore FOMOMore fugly modern shitMore story & world shark jumpingGrand Fes not matteringNo (unmolested) Triggerfish
>>737056616qrd
>>737050560More yuri baiting without compromise
>>737075168whatever happened to those games? haven't heard from them in a long while, I think the last thing I remember was the dude experimenting with 3D
>>737056616Who is schlep? I keep hearing about this guy and even saw randos on twatter mention him
>>737050560Why do this thing remind me of Greta Thunberg
>>737075337A puriteen that got diddled on Roblox going on some sort of think of the drawings crusade instead of blaming the normalization of neglectful parenting and opsec erasure as they are wont to do from what I've gathered
>>737075727all i know is he does sting operations where he gets pedos on roblox arrested
>>737050560funny squid, also cute
>>737075808What does all this pedobabble have to do with splatoon?
>>737075820Does he show up himself? Shocked he hasnt got shanked or something then.
>>737075660They've all been delisted from DLsite in 2023 apparently
>>737075902muh drawings muh heckin' imaginary squids
>>737075938he's a pasty twink so he's usually the decoy
There should be a scene in splatoon 4 where Pearl and Marina get married to an Inkling boy
>>737076254Inkling boy gets married to Marina's cock
no chance for splatoon 4 after raiders they will do animal crossingbut if they do a 4 after ac, I want it to be an open world solo rpg on pc with mouse aimingfuck todlers with joycons aim assist
>>737076396>tourist thinks splatoon has aim assistjej
>le pc
>>737076396>aim assistImagine arguing about games you have no idea about and getting basic information wrongAny other shooter and you're right, except splatoon. And it's always been that way so don't try and say you meant an earlier one.Also they split the AC/Splatoon into two teams because of them both being massive successes so we're getting both games.
>>737076814>Also they split the AC/Splatoon into two teamspost proof because i NEED this to be true
>>737076254Hell yeah
>>737076814Her constant smile is soothing to the soul
>>737076396>after raiders they will do animal crossingi will commit seppuku
>>737061858theyre green and inverted btw
>>737050560HatsGibs
>>737076846I was mid deadlock game so couldn't find source. There was some kind of announcement pre finalfest about reorganisation and using that new building in Kyoto to split and expand both sides
>>737051367>especially when raiders was revealed to be a campaign focused gameNothing was ever revealed.
>>737054737>>737061858>>737065603>>737068825>>737069834>>737070389Please be honest, what is the appeal of turning cute squidkids into trashy whores with grotesque proportions? Plus almost none of this type of art is even remotely good. >>737056189>>737058715>>737059421>>737062220Those at least are more realistically grown-up and sexy, and the art style and skill is good, even if the subject matter is not my thing. But almost everything else is trash.
>>737081579Just say you're a faggot
>>737081579>Please be honest, what is the appeal of turning cute squidkids into trashy whores with grotesque proportions? Plus almost none of this type of art is even remotely good.Lack of talent
>>737081579evil can't create, only corrupt
>>737081579Having such a distinct character design and purposefully going off model feels like it defeats the point. They're just thicc women with inkling hair.
Should I sell Splatoon 3? I feel like it's too late to start playing.
>>737083825Be honest Anon. Did you intend on playing it if you're asking this?
>>737083825splatoon 3 is alivejust play salmon run if you're scared of losing to sweats, it's goated
>>737083986I get into a lot of games late. Pokken is still in my rotation.>>737084056If it's alive, I'll give it a try.
>>737084123yeah i play salmon run every day at a pretty high rank and i get matches in about 30s, i don't think the game is going anywhere
>>737081579Please stop pretending you're the normal one in the room for looking at tits and saying 'grotesque'.
>>737081579>"Why can't you be normal and wank to children like me?"Ok buddy.
>>737081579>Please be honest,Subtle attempt to invalidate dissent by implying that anyone who replies has a reason to lie about liking big tits or ass. Nice one you snaketongued fag.
>>737086206they are grotesque, nta, but they are revolting.
Hot take I actually those 3d models
>>737087038I'm gonna
I want to make an LLM text adventure in the world of Splatoon with my Octoling OC. Drop suggestions for what to put in the story or worldbuilding.
>>737087095If you need ideas, try browsing through the artbooks. Theres one for each game and DLC.
>>737081579keyed postoffmodel faggots deserve to get droned
>>737087409bro on model look like gremlins
>>737081579I wanna be mad, but...he replied to all of the posts featuring my waifu and said she looked good. I don't think I can be mad at him, anons...
>>737087409Nothing speaks to the mental stability of a muhmodelfag like the frequent death wishes upon men who actually like tits. Very akin to feminism.
Squid
>>737087403Thanks. What I enjoy most about the game is the societal worldbuilding. I think I might make it less of an "adventure" and more just a cute little life sim, invent some cephs to befriend or join up with, maybe try to explore the culture and lifestyle of Inkopolis or the Splatlands. Do cephs work regular jobs like jellies do and we just don't see it? What's the population % of races look like in these cities on average?
>>737088226kid
>>737082680>get challenged about something>immediately think of homosexTelling. >>737083189>>737083497>>737083560Agreed, glad there are some sane anons here. >>737085112Nigga will look you in the eye and try to gaslight this >>737061858 is not grotesque.>>737085393I want to protect woomy, not cum in her. I wank to normal mature women (2D or not) if I need to, not children characters made to look like cheap sluts.>>737086206To each his own, idc if you like tits and ass, I'm just baffled by the extremely low aesthetic standard of what seems to get your boat rocking, and the fact that with so much porn of literally anything you choose porn of one of the most comfy characters in vidya twisted into repulsive perversion.>>737087409I believe they will see the errors of their ways and return to woomy.>>737087783Cheers. I think t2 is objectively one of the better Splat artists, just wish he would use his skill for something comfy once in a while, and not just ero.
SPAT-CLADPERKY HEALTHY SPRINGY BOUNCY TAUT WOOMYTUSHIESchu~ (right on each of her buttcheeks)t. not a lolicon
>>737050560It to not exist for another 2 to 4 years
>>737090795Deranged modelfag will look you in the eye and try to gaslight you that >>737070389 is grotesque.
>>737050560disappointment, but also an erection
>>737090795>fag bitches about tits>uhhhh methinks YOU'RE thinking too much about homos?Twitter comeback. Return to whence you came.
>>737051841In songs they're just normal voices with lots of filters. Just get a cheap VA that sounds cutesy and autotune that shit
Thicc squids.
>>737050560is the roguelike from 3 good. i havent touched it
>>737094407it's mid
I have IMPORTANT questions. And I apologize for calling oyut names, but I do have reasons, that can't yet be disclosed.BUTAlbatross do you have a typical/favored weapon in Splatoon at all?Same to GooneyTunes, Ben Dover, and MeliaSimp.Also it's Rollo, not rolo, right?>>737094407it's fine and a strong base, but could use a bit more meat
>>737089147>Do cephs work regular jobs like jellies do and we just don't see it?Yes they do.Population percents who knows. jellies seem highest, but hard to say given they are just the easiest npc to have around.
>>737094797Gay ass nigga from /ink/.
>>737074735>Callie's postLMAOThat's really top tier honestly.
>>737095409I'm not. Been with PoolsClosed since it was made. I just got plans and need info on our regulars.Not that it'll amount to anything but in the .5% chance it does I want you squigger squaggots immortalized forever. So cough up your typical weapons you squcks
>>737074735Callie...
>>737095508hello my ohio friend
making salmon room at rotation
I expect better weapons, FUCK THIS ROTATION.
>>737097873skill issue
>>737098384Ehh...only kinda.Gootuber is trash on Salmon Run. higher ink usage and charge time than default charger for no benefit.Bloblobber is...alright, but can't regularly kill fish sticks from the ground.Explosher is strong, though ink heavy, plus has issues on clearly cohoks.aerogay...is aerogay.it's lacking in solid power. aerogay should be sploosh at minimum just to rush down better if it sacrifices some range.
>>737098574yeah rotation needs more power
I can not believe we actually did that high tide glowflies. Thought our goose was cooked.
>>737098786we got lucky
>>737051759Mommy longlegs lookin' lit
>>737050560More barefoot female inklings and octolings
>>737099001an Octoling is fine too
gg octobro
>>737087095>>737089147Definitely hit on the cephs interesting relationship with water. Like realistically its not too dofferent from real fisherman. If you fall overboard in the ocean most humans will drown. But the near instant disintigration hits harder.
>>737099185I dunno about how g those games were, but I'd still rather try this loadout with a pal than wtih all randos. My first instinct was to blame freelancers, but honestly everyone was just doing their best with the meager tools we had. Honestly, I usually like bloblobber because of its power and reach but this was a terrible combination. We did what we could. Long as you're in one of those corners, I consider it a success.
>>737050560Maybe higher player matches, 8v8 would be interesting.
>>737099315it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be and yes it would've been better if we had a full team but we did our best
>>737099429I suppose we did end up winning most of our games, but it was still an uphill battle. And not the fun kind, either. But these things happen from time to time.
>>737099642main reason why we lost was because freelancers don't know how to use a lot of weapons I mean honestly how can they be 400+ evp and still be shit with most weapons
more skirts and actual pantsu.
>>737099740They got carried, not much else to it. I've seen idiots at 999 EVP, it's not surprising. Sad, but not surprising.
>>737100000true but after three years with the game you would think that they would know how some weapons work
444% hazard level
>>737100469nice escape anon
>>737100109I can get it to a certain extent, since I'm like the one motherfucker in the world that hates grizz stamper. But if you're going to play salmon run long enough to get up to 999 then you have to do better than that.
>>737100625>he still can't into the grizztana
>>737100725Never could, never will. I've long since accepted it. Shit ass weapon, I'd rather have the bucket.
>>737100625>I can get it to a certain extent, since I'm like the one motherfucker in the world that hates grizz stamperI get it as well because I eventually learned how to use every weapon in salmon run but it took me way too long and I still have some trouble with the hydra I'm bored wanna play smash bros for a bit?
>>737100862you'll get used to it eventually
>>737050560Shiver sex, at the very least.
>>737100870I adore hydra, but it does require semi-decent teammates for cover fire. Sure, why the hell not. Been a hot minute.>>737100990lol
>>737101028Flat Shiver is best Shiver, but the idea that her wrappings are hiding huge ink sacs is very tantalizing.
>>737101029ok cool rooms up
FUCK
Well I wasn't expecting that.
you got me
damn your wario is bullshit I got lucky
>>737101737Really? I hardly play the guy.
Calculated.
>>737101760yes nana kept saving my ass that first match
>>737050560more cute squids with unbelievably inexplicably wide hips
>>737075337This generation's Chris Hansen
>>737050560I only played Splatoon 3 for about 2 months. What was the game like?
>>737051237If they want me to keep cooming they have to start making males act different to females again
>>737052248Obviously, putting a second game out on the same console never made the slightest bit of sense.
Admittedly, I am abusing some iframes there but that felt dirty.
man I was struggling the entire time
>>737100000Wasted digits, I'm afraid.
well I fucked up
You know, I'd completely forgotten I had an extra stock there and figured I lost.
>>737070791>>737072341>>737073197I found it
hahaha I don't even care if I lost that was hilarious
>>737101171It's a tight wrap.
>>737102654I should've saved that shit, damn it.
>>737102704I saved it
>>737050560coomy in womby
>>737102575is ther emore to this?
damn that was close
your b-k is really good but not as good as mine
>>737103060I doubt any of mine are as good as yours.
I think one more good couple of rounds and I'm good for the night.
>>737103306ok
I was about to say my choice was a mistake, but...
>>737102697
>>737103316let me change characters after this
And there it is.
yeah your DK is too much
let me know when it's your last match
>>737103857He says, demolishing me with so little effort.
I think two more will do me.
got a little too excited there my bad
ggs bro those were some great matches even though I lost most of them
That was fun, albeit somewhat disheartening at how easily I'm taken apart. But still, good matches.>>737104329I'm pretty sure you won more than I did. Didn't bother counting.
>>737104349>I'm pretty sure you won more than I did. Didn't bother countingI was counting and you won the most I'd usually win two and you would three the only exception was when I picked B&K I hope we can play again some time love playing smash bros with my homies
>>737104480Huh, coulda sworn....I guess I just didn't feel that much like a winner because you move around with such precision and deliberation. Meanwhile I felt like I was mostly flailing around getting comboed like an idiot. Watching you playing Banjo just upped the feeling of molasses, seemed like the majority of my KOs were out of luck than anything else. Half the time I wasn't even sure if I hit or not.I think what stung worst is that I had a lot of missed inputs and you read them like a book. Didn't mean to go one way or do a move and I still got whacked.
>>737104761>I guess I just didn't feel that much like a winner because you move around with such precision and deliberation. Meanwhile I felt like I was mostly flailing around getting comboed like an idiot. Watching you playing Banjo just upped the feeling of molasses, seemed like the majority of my KOs were out of luck than anything else. Half the time I wasn't even sure if I hit or not.That's how I felt most of the time I would just freeze up because I just couldn't find an opening to attack the only time I felt comfortable was when I was B&K but even then there was times where I would fall right into your attacks like those multiple meteor smashes you did on me
>>737105073>I would just freeze up because I just couldn't find an opening to attackMy personal experience would beg to differ, but I suppose that's the entire point when we keep looking at it from different sides. If there's one thing I am proud of, is that getting those DK dunks is something I've been doing for years and years. Shit's like crack. Well it's been fun, but it's bedtime now. We'll splat or smash again, and get your mind out of the gutter. See you round.
>>737105320>If there's one thing I am proud of, is that getting those DK dunks is something I've been doing for years and years. Shit's like crackfuck your DK dunks they always got me I shouldn't even be up this late I'll see you later bro
>>737099272>>737099117>>737099001
How's the 3D dating sim going?
>>737106360You can get NTR'd
More porn
>>737106590What
>>737106769See >>737064527
>>737089147Went to sleep but threads still up so this is also useful.This is their entire known world. In relation to ours it's some small part of a random coastline, likely japan. But the cities are a decent size, but not huge given that Pearls estate is almost on par with inkopolis.Beyond that the world could be like Monster Hunter for all they're aware.
>>737106845>beings AI use with his game>first thought is to add NTRThis feels like a joke /v/ would make.
>>737107221he's been using deep learning for a while now, just not for coding
>>737107036delfino island location?
Stunningly pretty spring Shiver.
>>737110409Given a GameCube is a catalogue reward. Unlikely but not impossible
go to sleep g!!
>>737110545Sex with octo women
>>737107036>But the cities are a decent size, but not huge given that Pearls estate is almost on par with inkopolis.You underestimate her power
For me? It's the Aerospray RG in Turf War.
