FF7 has a massive unc problem
Zoomers have a massive 'talking like retarded niggers' problem.
>>737051721Aeris
>>737051721What franchise that isnt zoomer fornite shit doesnt?
>american culture is repeating nigger words online grim
>"Don't think you can rely on me forever mister"Aerith, mommy, we are besties!
>>737051842>>737051959unc crashing out
>>737052297zoomie melty
>>737051721>>737052297
>>737051842fippedy bippedy
>>737051721All the girls on this game are retards in adult bodies
>>737051721This is true. I'm 32 and probably the youngest ff7 fan here
>>737052536I'm a 30 year old kid ! I look like 17,btw
Aerith’s toes. My mouth.
>FF7 has a massive unc problem
>>737051721Still boycotting SE over the censorship patch.
I once knew a kid who loved FF7. He never played it, but he was a big fan.
>>737051721What game is pulling new generations?
>>737052354Her skin has the elasticity of a sex doll. I would still fuck her mouth hole as she lays motionless with nothing behind her eyes because shes a sex doll
>>737052962she was 13 you sick fucks
>>737051721Is it a big problem? My little brothers just watch streamers instead of playing games anyway.
>>737053528
Is 25 unc?
>>737052536I'm 29, but I heard the average gamer global age was like 40
>>737053409That they actually play? Uh... roblox, I think?
>His motivation for joining the group? He wants revenge against the bad guys that prevented him from having sex with Aerith's mom.
>>737054206my nephew plays rivalz, fortnite and souls games. just does his dailies like some drone every day. its sad.
>>737054338japan's country's median age is 50 fucking years old man. its a dead country and every metric will be skewed by this.
>it's another "30+ y/o American tries to pretend he's young because it's embarrassing he is still this interested in children's toys" thread
>>737051721i don't give a fuck about zoomer lingo just post FF7 girls
>>737052536it looks like a hand is coming out of her ass
>>737055304Yes she anal vored me
Is there a tasteful mod for enlarging aerith's butt
>>737051721Do kids still play single player games?
>>737054279Makes sense. Cloud's motivation is revenge against the bad guy that prevented him from having sex with Aerith.
>>737051721What games do zoomies actually play, zoomie anon?
>>737056017>zoomie anonI'm afraid >>737054636 was right
How do I find Aerith in real life?
>>737056417go back to highschool
>>737056473>replying to a bot
I kinda like when zoomers call me Unc, gives me a giggle. One girl asked if i had a snapchat or if i was too unc for that. (i dont) I just looked at her and said snapchat is for cheaters. She backpeddled. I wound up fucking her a couple weeks later. Shit was cool. Go fuck some zoomers my fellow uncs, they have good pussy.
>>737052962How the fuck does anyone still support this trash
Best friends
Waiting for SE to release something of part 3
>>737051959>incel culture is repeating faggot words like "grim" and "mog" onlineSad!
>>737051721Aerith's pussy is hairy and it stinks
>>737058425such an oofy doofy thing to say
>>737054636I thought the thread was to criticize older fans
>>737056417Be the luckiest man on the planet, apparently.
>>737052536I'm 29 and nothing hit me as hard as playing FF7 on PS3 though PSone classics.
>>737051721All I need is the third game uncompromised, so we have the complete story and it's for uncs, and it's awesome, and the women are hot, and you can replay them any time you need to, and zoomers didn't know about it.
ludonarrative dissonance
>>737059437What do you mean by 'uncompromised'?
Too many Aerith threads
>>737058973Why didn't cloud give her a piggyback ride is he stupid?
>>737061357Please be patient with him. He has had a total of zero (0) girlfriends and one (1) friend (who died) before, so he's very inexperienced. Luckily that only turns Aerith on more.
>>737055229What about FF7 hags?
>>737051721Good. I'm 40 and don't give a fuck what zoomers want. Make more games for me and I'll keep buying them.
>>737062339scarlet looks pretty young, what even is a hag how old do they have to be?
>>737063239Scarlet looks like she’s pushing 40, so she’s practically one
>>737061153No such thing.
>>737063239Scarlet is in her 40's, she's running out of eggs.
>>737063640Supply and demand is a real thing
sneed
>>737069371Why did they make Claudio dress like a woman for that segment?
>>737051721Most new fans are a plague on the fandom
>>737051721Good thing Aerith died before she could be an unty.
>>737074534For real. With the new lifestream it seems like everyone keeps the form they had when they died. better to die young
>>737074587>still not as attractive as skeletal Minne Strone Goodsoup>Aerith has a worse actress, too
>>737051721
>>737074675*Minnie
>>737074737U gay
>>737069512To make sure you know Aerith is turned on by him under all circumstances. It's a way to express true love.
>>737055857This is the thing.... little kids are mostly not playing story games or single player stuff.If they do play something its an online Free2play game or a mobile game.>But streamersYeah, they would rather watch a streamer play it than pay $70 to play it.Add to that they usually don't have something powerful enough to play it.>>737054586They have been conditioned to treat videogames like a chore.I dunno I actually feel a little sorry for them. They get ashamed and embarrassed easily when they don't understand a mechanic. They don't have the money to take a risk on buying a game they don't know if they will like and given how all slop now a days is just poorly written dogshit, I don't blame them.FF7 rebirth is not well written at all. The dialog is cringe as fuck and a lot of stuff makes no fucking sense for such a serious story. The gameplay is good but convince them they need to spend $70 for a game that sells itself on story with bad writing because 20 years ago a good version with shitty graphics and bad gameplay existed.It's a good game.... but think about it from their eyes.
>>737051721I actually have a solution to this that would solve a lot of Squeenex's problems.>Make well writen JRPGs>use a stylized art style to save time and budget>Aim for lower specs so more devices can play the game>Sell it for cheaperIt won't be a magic bullet but a lot of Final Fantasy's problems are that they have too long of a production time for each game and consoles are too divided.You cut a 5 year cycle down to 2.5 years and give people a chance to have one of those final fantasy games that hooks them into the series
>>737075314kids are also completely dopamine fried. A quick multiplayer game is a better short term reward than a story game
>>737075806You might have a point....For what its worth they will watch full playthoughs of these types of games...I dunno man, I see it as these kids need help and don't know how to ask rather tham HAHA POINT AND LAUGH AT THE STUPID CHILD!
>>737051842every gen's slang is like that though
>>737051721what does that even mean?
I will save her on the next game.
>>737076112cloud is hot. wish there were less cuck, race, femboy shit of him
>>737076290Less of that and more femdom
>>737062339Milf Aerith is pretty hot. I'm happy my wife will age into a top tier milf.
>>737062339>>737077218wow
>>737051721it's almost like it's a 30 year game
Imagine sucking on Tifa's tits like a baby while she pet's your head and tells you how brave and strong you are and how proud of you she is and you're a a worthwhile person who deserves love
>>737077218>40 y/o Cloud coming back home from his deliveries>His perfect, sweet, and loving Cetra wife Aerith is waiting for him like thisIt's just not fair he's going to get everything in part 3.
>>737062339>>737077218still puts on the old dress for old times sake
>>737055229I want to gently dominate this vixen
>>737051842fpbp
Is anyone playing the new EC chapter? It includes Aerith's past and Cloud's breakdown from the OG.But Tifa already got the mountain memory and should be able to reassure him he's real. How do you think Sephiroth will get him to break this time?
>>737077973>How do you think Sephiroth will get him to break this time?By making him play Mother 3.
>>737077847Hot. I want her to take out the flower basket for us to roleplay our first meeting. But it ends with sex in the church after I save her from some monsters or something.
>>737051842>uncfuck off, fpbp
>>737077775Anon... you didn't mention their 4 kids.
I'm into futa stuff with Tifa, Aerith, Yuffie, and Scarlet.
>>737078803>just imagined them all with thier naked butts in the air waiting on the viewer to make their choice
