AH THE CLUNKYNESS
>using the analoglmao
>>737059196Are those male or female hands?
>>737059196I hate Zoomers.
>>737059196>>737059259I guess if I never imagined rotating a 3D object before, I wouldn't be able to tell what was going on either. They live in a wacky reality where the old RE games make Jill spin in a circle when you try to just move. I understand better now why they need the remakes.
>>737059196I can understand why the ps1 had tank controls but what the fuck happened with games on the ps2 having them?They all had analog sticks
>>737059196sub 100 IQ moment
>>737059196>tank controls>analogsnow that's playing on hard mode
>>737059196Boomers would rather play this walking movie simulator with horrible graphics then a remake with proper controls and actual shooting mechanics
>>737059196Is this the thing where they pretend to be retarded for tiktok engagement?
>press buttons on the controller>character responds accordinglylmaooooo boomers really played this shit
>>737059521Most Japanese PS2 era games kept using the Dpad as primary input as Sony found out most Japanese people had difficulty using analogue sticks as primary input.
>>737059196Average day of a subhuman
>>737059196>Not using the D-PadBro...
>>737059541This is sub-85. He actually cannot conceive of an object rotating about a vertical axis.
>>737059196erm how come there is no intermediary animation of her beginning to walk and her beginning to stop walking and her starting to turn around and her changing direction this is too videogameyyy
>>737059196I dont get it... Explain the video
>>737059196Skill issue.I played through the og Tomb Raider and Resident Evil games just fine with analog stick.
>>737059871Tank controls. Up and down make you move forward and backward, right and left make you turn. You can't turn while moving.
>the amount of retards ITT falling for engagement bait
>>737059541You don't need high iq to play video games
>>737059196Anyone who's ever driven a remote control car should find tank controls easy. Honestly I think it's an intelligence problem, a lot of people get left and right mixed up the instant the movement is coming toward them.Plus it goes without saying any game with tank controls should be played on the dpad.
>>737059703I want to fuck him up the ass
yeet your tv son
>>737059196Filtered filthy casul
>>737060040>he thinks 100 is highLMAO
>>737060241100+ is very high/near gifted
>>737060008Yes I understand the controls, what I don't understand is the point of the person recording or what it's trying to convey
>>737059264why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>737059196>Zoomers: Older games were better le soul remakes are soulless! (opinions from some basedllennt Youtuber)>When zoomers actually play the old games and their shitty controls:Not my problem. Get smoked.You payed 1000+ dollars for a crt, a oem machine, and a sealed copy of an outdated experience. If this is you, die.
>>737059521It's just an objectively more intuitive control scheme for fixed camera angles.DMC had analog controls with analog movement and people complained that they kept looping between screens because forward kept changing.
>>737060008>You can't turn while moving.Fuck are you talking about, yes you can.
>>737060528Here comes the revisionist zoomer that NEVER played the original games. Or the retarded milennial that hasn't played the original in 20 years.
>>737060353Zoomers are the ones who glorify CRTs, if they actually grew up with them they would know how fucking god-awful they were to move around and place because of their weight and clunky dimensions.People who actually grew up in the tech era when such old games were their formative experiences thank the lord above that every game they could ever care about could now fit on a thumb drive and played on any PC or smartphone. Like reliving the advance in music storage all over again.tl;dr fucking posers who don't know how good they have it tech-wise
>>737060167Why were they recording to begin with
>>737060995Recording the last play of the game and their friend's reactions to it for social media? What do you mean? I wouldn't bother but if you're someone who does that sort of thing then that seems like the obvious thing to do.
>>737060685Nigga I have literally just completed RE 1 + 2 from GoG and you can quite literally turn and move at the same time if you are moving forward, just push the fucking stick diagonally
>>737060889Zoomers are fucking 29 years old already, they played on CRTs on the arcades
>>737061321Not many arcades left by the time zoomers were growing up but you'll pretend otherwise for some reason. Not that has anything to do with it being poser shit if they never had to deal with the annoying realities of lugging around CRTs in the house which was my actual point.Just use a fucking filter if you care about the general look, getting a CRT TV is just fetishizing outdated tech at that point.
>>737060685NTA but bro, it's literally as simple as pressing BOTH buttons on the D-Pad. Not being able to turn while moving is a literal Skill Issue at this point.
>>737061321Generations span 15 years, anon.
>>737060685I played RE2 at my cousin's house on release. You could always juke side to side, asshole.The quick-turn was all it was missing.
>>737060167noticed a pattern amongst them...
had a similar issue while flying a plane. realized it was just aerial tank controls and it gave me the ick so i nosedived and blew that shit up. yikers!
>>737061906What? There are arcades running to this day. California is full of them. Why are you so confident about things you don't even know about.. do you even go outside sometimes? Also many gen z grew up in households that still had CRTs.. LCD HDTV wasn't ubiquitous until the 2010s at the earliest
>>737063889Does this version has Christian as Nemesis?
>>737059196>>737059353>>737059521>>737059541I can understand someone not used to tank controls fully not getting them. Specially after having played video games with "regular" controls before. I fucking hated tank controls back in the day as well. I always found them clunky, and terrible. I hated fixed cam RC racers for similar reasons: Our human brains are just straight up not made to have something come at us, press left, and have it move right. You need to actively train your brain to deal with that correctly.
>>737060167can someone please for the love of god tell me why people get so into sportsball? Especially now when players are just traded endlessly? I don't fucking understand it
>>737064385It's socially acceptable tribalism.
>>737060685This is bait right? I was just playing my physical copy of RE2 a couple weeks ago and you’re as incorrect as it gets.
>>737059521>Parasite Eve controlled perfectly fine and didn't have tank controls>PE2 randomly switches to themThey were a conscious choice not some kind of limitation of the time
>>737064385>why do people come together as a community to cheer on a team representing their hometown on a national stageI don’t care for sports much myself but you le sportsball faggots are retarded.
>>737064104>Some arcades still exist!No shit retard. Doesn't change that not many were left by the time zoomers were growing up. You are out of touch. Arcades have been dying out since you fully retreated to your basement and most of those incorporate cheap LCD screens instead of CRTs because maintenance is easier.>LCD wasn't ubiquitous until 2010sOh yeah right when most zoomers were growing up and old enough to play videogames. Consult the chart. Middle of the pack for gen z is a birth date in 2004/2005. By the time they're 10 years old it's the middle of the 2010s. Half of them were even younger by that point.>but the oldest possible zoomers might have grown up with a CRT tv!Most didn't.
>>737060167these are the people telling you to grow up
>>737064876these teams are just shells now, players are traded away. Also, how does your shitty local team winning give you joy anyway? It doesn't improve your life.
>>737063889>>737064307
>>737065359
>>737065357It doesn’t bring me joy, I’m just giving reasons people get into it like you asked. If you’re just hear to act smug on a board dedicated to digital toys because your autism can’t fathom other people having different interests I’ll go do something else.
>>737065357If you're involved at all in your local community(you're not he's not but we're talking about people who are) then these are people you know or are related to people you know. Most people involved in their communities want to see other people in their communities succeed at things. This is incredibly basic shit. We are social animals by nature and we form local tribes naturally. People want to see others in their tribe succeed and want to support them.If you can't see the point in wanting members of your local community succeed then you're too stupid to even have this conversation.
>>737065690this must be some incredibly low level team then if just "being involved" makes you know the players lmao. Let's be fucking real here, the vast majority of sports fans root only for fuckhuge soulless teams and somehow get obsessed with them. It's baffling.
>>737059871>>737060008This vid is bait, but that isn't really the issue. The issue is that the movement is often not absolute, but is relative to the camera angle of the particular screen. So you have to adjust direction sometimes as the camera pivots.
>>737063323Why are men like this?
>>737060040You need at least 95 iq to visualize another spatial perspectiveMy job uses blueprints that require you to visualize the piece from multiple angles using provided side and top profiles to determine part orientation sometimes, and it astounds me how many people are simply not capable of this
>>737065690They are not "my tribe", they are millionaire celebrities whose lives, motivations and relationships are so far-removed from mine I barely consider them to be actual people with actual problems like myself.
>>737066141>must be pretty low-levelWhat do you think "local" means, anon? And yes if it's a local team then the players are local. Yes you would probably either know them personally or know people who know them personally if you leave your house and participate regularly in the community.>most people just root for big soulless teamsMost people live in big cities where there isn't a local anything. Doesn't change that it's pretty basic why you'd want sports players that are part of your local community to succeed. Big franchises are a totally different case.>>737066912Re-read my post and then the one I responded to and try again.
>>737060995to post it online and get more money than the tv is worth in ad revenue
>>737059196The PS2 port is so based btw
>>737059521Resident Evil 4 had tank controls and noone complained
>>737066348Never happens in tank controls. You just precieve that it does when the camera angle changes. What you described is a major issue in early non-tank 3d games. With tank controls, you press up and the character moves forward. It doesnt matter what way you look at it, the character is moving forward.
>>737066141>>737066912It’s obvious you guys don’t actually care and just wanted a virtual pat on the back thinking you dunked on jocks or something. Seek validation elsewhere, maybe reddit will give it to you.
>>737060167
>>737059264Type A
>>737067967lol, as if faggot. I tried to understand but I never will, I guess. All sports are niggerball these days anyway, would suck to be into any of them
>>737064889>look at much chart!You're one of those autistic jackasses that needs the last word. The whole point is most zoomers would have had real life exposure to CRT TVs and displays at some point in life it's not some pie in the sky fetishization of some idea as you're desperately trying to prove but from real experience with them. Don't make your inability to do something with our noodly gay arms everyone else's problem. Go take a shower fag.
>>737068193No you didn’t. You asked, a reason was given then you put your fingers in your ears and wanted to argue about nothing because it wasn’t what you wanted to hear.
>>737068054the mogus is way too easy to spot in this one
>>737068441sportsball is a meme for braindead cattle normalniggers lol. I would at least understand sports about fighting. But chasing a ball around? Lmao
>>737064383>Our human brains are just straight up not made to have something come at us, press left, and have it move right. You need to actively train your brain to deal with that correctly.Nah, you just don't have to be an 89IQ nigger
>>737068609You’re proving my point on purpose right?
>>737068375LCDs were ubiquitous by the 2010's and most zoomers were 10 or younger by the mid-2010's. You were wrong, and now you're mad about it. Nobody who actually had one would want to go back, people sucking it off are fucking posers enamored with the aesthetic.
>>737068763says the failed normalfag
>>737059264How come this literal shit eater hasn't killed himself?
>>737068741Nah, you just forgot how it was before you were used to it, and now falsely assume you could always do it perfectly.
>>737059196Honestly disappointed that at no time does he drop the controller and whips out his dick.I miss the 'ecker, bros
>>737069010Nah, I'm just not some 89IQ nigger
>>737068868>yeah I totally wanted to understand and wasn’t trying to fit in by not liking popular thing>haha it’s so stupid, dumb normalfags amirite anons? Oh yeah, niggerSo yes.
>>737069010Our human brains were in fact made to understand patterns and adapt, which is why you can easily train your brain to deal with it. If it was something truly incompatible with our brains then you couldn't get easily used to it. But you can if you give it like an hour. If that's not fun for you or you don't want to then that's valid, but don't sit there and pretend that moving a joystick left to go right is some non-euclidean riddle of physics that our brain could never comprehend.
>>737069179Post hands, then.
>>737069248Anon you were so close to getting it.
>>737069309Sure, right after you
>>737069359Using a controller joystick to input movement for a character on a screen at all is far far more foreign to the brain to begin with than moving that joystick left to go right once you're already acclimated to using that joystick. If the human mind can comprehend using a videogame controller with a dozen differently-placed buttons for different actions without looking at it, "left on joystick to go right" is fucking nothing.
>>737069513>"left on joystick to go right" is fucking nothing.Especially if you are able to understand that no matter where you go, left is always left.Hell, any kid who used an RC toy car in the 90s would already be used to that kind of perspective and controls.
>>737060167>the random cut to some old white dude getting mildly upsetLol
>>737065359Kek. Just needs one of "nemesis" picking up "Jill" by "her" neck.
>>737060167Imagine getting this angry over sportsball.>>737064889Funny to see how generational trauma passes over. Only every next generation is more retarded and more sociopathic than their parrents.Lost gen -> Silent gen -> Gen X -> Gen ZI really don't want to see what kind of kids will zoomies raise.
>>737060430>DMC had analog controls with analog movement and people complained that they kept looping between screens because forward kept changing.I remember struggling with that as a kidMakes you feel dumb
>>737069513Every interaction we do, be it car, bicycle, scooter, or the majority of video games one thing is true: You hold left, you start going left. This is how the entire world is optimized for us. You steer left, your car goes left, you turn left on your cycle, you go left. Pretty much everything we interact with is made with the intend that it will go where we point it, from our PoV. That is why people struggle with first time tank controls. As for my: "you're so close to getting it:>you can easily train your brain to deal with it. If it was something truly incompatible with our brains then you couldn't get easily used to it. But you can if you give it like an hour. >train>get used to it>give it like an hourTHAT WAS THE POINT. This is someone's very first experience with tank controls. They didn't have "like an hour" to get used to it. I'm sure they eventually figured it out, But this entire thread is acting like it's an irredeemable retard, forgetting that not everyone had the same experiences as them. And again: Getting used to tank controls when they were more the norm than anything else, was easier than getting used to tank controls when it's the first game on your entire console library that has ever used such controls, ever, and literally every other game has adopted the same dual stick control scheme.
>>737069226>fit inlmfao nigger I don't give a single shit. I've been baffled by this since I was a kid. Monkeys throwing balls around and cheering like retards.
>>737070308You're still a nigger and you're still wrong. If you're having problems with tank controls, that's a (You) thing. If you take more than, say, five minutes to understand tank controls, that's a (You) thing, because you're a literal nigger. Or a woman (the nigger of genders).
>>737070308The guy he was replying to said the brain was "not meant to" have directions switched and he was lampooning the guy. He was right to. The brain is meant to learn patterns and get used to things.Say you don't like tank controls because they are different from most games you've played and we're cool. Go a step farther and try to elevate your dislike by saying the "brain wasn't meant" to learn and understand things of that level reliably and yeah you would have to be an actual retard. That's what I took issue with.
>>737068805I wasn't wrong. I lived through the time and I was already a sentient adult when it all happened. You can't tell me what was and what wasn't.
>>737067770The camera being behind Leon makes it easier for people to figure it out I guess. When you move, Leon and the Camera moves. The camera disconnect with fixed angles is probably why people have trouble.
>>737070351You’re trying too hard.
>>737071441Yeah, RE4 was heavily casualized and streamlined for spectacle, but RE4babbies act like it was this hardcore uber tactical, demanding shooter.
>>737059196I prefer tank controls to Dark Souls 2’s overall feel.
>>737071662I've been here longer than you've been alive probably. If you think hating sportsball is some ebin tactic to fit in you're just retarded lmao. Especially here of all places.
>>737071964Go on.
>>737059521Analog sticks are irrelevant, and actually tank controls feel quite nice on analog sticks. It's the easiest and most consistent way of being able to control your character through curated camera angles. Don't even try to argue with me that fixed camera wasn't good.
>>737059651Remember in school gym class when girls, especially pretty ones, would do terribly on purpose? Like being unable to throw a ball. I guess alphoid "men" just act like that now.
>>737067212You're about as dumb as the individual in the video.
>>737063889>Most masculine skeleton imaginable40 keks
>>737063889GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>737063889those wide shoulders don't suit Jill.
>>737071441>>737071706now I finally understand why I didn't really care for RE4. People were losing their shit for it when it came out but it felt like a sub par action game to me. RE5 was more fun to me.
>>737064889This is why Zillenial term is a fucking thing
