>Start playing FF9>Every male character, regardless of age, is lusting over the 15 year old princess>The main character hits on every girl he meets to the point it would be considered sexual harassmentWhat the fuck is wrong with this game?
>>737065406>Every male character, regardless of age, is lusting over the 15 year old princessyes, even the player
Gen z get offended by straightness the same way real people get offended by faggotry
AHHHHH THE NUMBER IS WRONG THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT SAYS IM NOT ALLOWED TO BE ATTRACTED TO THIS NUMBER AAAAHHHHHHH
16, but yes.Its because of the dump truck.
Back then we preferred pure females, unlike your gay woke generation.
>>737065406>Every male character regardless of age is lusting after the babelicious 16 year old PrincessNo they're not, only the band of the Tantalus are, more specifically Zidane.Vivi isn't. Steiner isn't. Moogles don't. The Knights of Pluto aren't. The Tantalus Band aren't. I was.
They were healthy young men, and Garnet's ass is fat
>>737066049Didn't Cinna have a Garnet doll?
>>737065406>Every male character, regardless of age, is lusting over the 15 year old princessYes, that's normal. The world hadn't been mindraped by the 9/11 ritual back then.
>>737065406>>Start playing FF9stopped reading there
What a coincidence that I also just started FFIX and took this screenshot
>>737066049>Steiner isn't.Steiner takes a peek at Garnet while she changes her clothes at the beginning of Disc 2. He is a 33-year-old man looking at a naked 16-year-old girl whom he has known since she was a baby.
>>737067019You should stop breathing too, while you’re at it.
>>737067071What the fuck did you do to it?
>insert joke about age and Eiko here
>>737067146Only if you choose to run down the alley and check the other end after she specifically asks you not to. Nice try.
>>737065406work on your bait dude, you can't reveal you didn't play the game right off the bat. 1/10you tried
>>737067146Tell me you wouldn't have.
>>737067146Steiner has eyes only for Beatrix.
>>737065406Yes, we know zoomers actually think like this... Your imitation is spot-on. Next topic?
>>737065406Judaism and feminism don't exist on Gaia.
>>737065653She turns 16 on the day the game begins, and obviously this has been going on for a while. Not that it makes any difference. It's still creepy af.
>>737067936Zidane is also canonically 16. Just stop, you're embarrassing yourself.
Nothing wrong with having a healthy libido
>>737067498>Eiko as only 6>Eiko was in love with Zidane>Eiko was named after Sakaguchi's wifeWhat did the Gooch mean by naming a little girl in love with the main character after his wife?
>>737068152zidane's (and kuja's) age is really weird because i remember something about garland making kuja as is, not growing up or anything which is probably the same case for zidanebut then again they could still make black mages after nuking the iifa tree so i dont fucking know
>>737068706>Rydia>Krile>Relm>Priscilla>EikoHe's based.
>>737065639SHE WAS 17 YEARS AND 364 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>737068152>Zidane is also canonically 16.Your point? Does that make it okay for Baku and all the others to lust over her?
>>737069127Yes, it's okay to lust over attractive women of prime breeding age.
>>737065406>male character lusting over garnetyes that would be zidane, hes also the same age as her but of course you left that out.zidane DOES hit on just about every attractive girl, thats his thing, the game makes that clear. hes very popular with the girls in lindblum where he lives.>wrongdifferent culture, wokie. also, age of consent in japan was 13 until year 2000+23. im gonna say this is ragebait unless youre a woke female or faggot
>>737069127Old japanese pervert characters are likable and funny objectively.
>>737069127that wouild be the least of my concerns when there's multiple evil rape faggots trying to nuke everyone
>>737068467PRIME MEAT
>Start playing FF9>Star questioning my sexuality What the fuck is wrong with this game?
>>737069127Honestly before I actually start writing, I need to ask you firstAre you are just trolling/shitposting or do you actually want to discuss this topic?
>>737069127Stop being so insensitive towards Alexandrian culture, racist.
>>737070736>No replySo it was just shitposting I fucking hate this site nobody actually believes in anything or hides quickly behind irony when someone challenges their views.Ironic shitposting should be an instant ban.
>>737070736Of course they're just shitposting. Just another 3rd world faggot trying to distract themselves from the miserable situation that is their life.
>>737072585Not him, but what was your point, really? The issue was that grown men were lusting over a 15 year old, and Zidane's age doesn't justify that. It only makes it okay for him.
>>737073772Show where in the game 'Baku and all the others to lust over her'.Like show me specifically where in the game that happens because I've played it half a dozen times and no one "lusts" after Garnet other than Zidane. Disingenuous faggot.
Zidane also grabbed her ass while she was climbing a ladder.
>>737066049
>>737065406I want to go backWe never knew how good we had it
>>737069127Yes.
>>737073772>Zidane's age doesn't justify that. It only makes it okay for him.This is the worst fucking brainrot. A girl is either okay to lust over or she isn't, it's never only okay for certain groups.
>>737067146He never actually sees her changing, though. If you pick the option (which is essentially a QTE with how fast it goes away) he walks right by her while she's changing but doesn't notice her at all.
>>737065406>The main character hits on every girlYep! Meanwhile you are afraid to talk to girls and will remain an incel. Go outside and have sex.
>>73706540616 is the age of legal consent, so it's okay.
>>737079481I don't think OP is an incel (at least not the kind of incel who admits to himself that he's an incel). He's either just baiting or he's a redditard simp who thinks he'll get laid with roasties if he betrays his gender and enforces feminist bullshit on other men.>>737079557OH MY GOD DID YOU LITERALLY JUST CITE THE ACTUAL LAWS, HOW CREEPY AND CRINGE, THIS IS EXTREMELY HECKIN' PROBLEMATIC
They should have been lusting after her when she was ten.
>>737065406he was supposed to have even more horny scenes but they higher ups shut it down
>>737080017Blame westoids, if we got the good timeline where feminists and cuckservatives were crushed 15 years ago we'd have tons of horny scenes and sexualized teenage girls in gaming to this day.
>>737080086this one was actually on the jap higher ups back in the day
>Garnet makes a massive fuckup but the game actually keeps reminding her about it until the entire fucking Alexandria burns downActually my favourite thing about 9
>>737080017Hironobu Sakaguchi made FFIX with a crew of handpicked minions in his secret Hawaiian lair. Of all the things possibly hampering the game's development, I don't think "higher-ups holding back his vision" would have been one of them.
>refuses to become a party member
>>737080248Basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xNYDJUndMA
Lani should have been a party member instead of Amarant
>>737067730Well, good. She needs another one.
>>737080649I think she was supposed to be originally, but they decided for the flaming faggot to join instead. I guess because they wanted a shitty monk archetype, since FF9 was supposed to be "le ebin return to form!1!" even though it entirely was not.
>>737065406SHES 17 YEARS 364 DAYS 23 HOURS 59 MINUTES 59 SECONDS OLD YOU. SICK. FUCK
>>737065406
>>737067071
>>737080248>refuses to become a party memberFixed
>>737080805What gets me is how hard the Western release rode his dick. He's the only character on the front AND back cover. You'd think he was central to the story, rather than just someone to fill the numbers when the party splits up a couple times on Disc 3.
I never wanted to kill the hot alexandran soldier women
>>737080898lul first time seeing this
I hated the ATB system in FF6 and never played 7,8, or 9. But 9’s setting always intrigued me - how is it in this game? My issue was that I felt rushed to navigate the menus and initiate attacks so it just became mashy slop but even more stressful than regular turn based mashy slop, imagining I’d lose turns and take damage I wouldn’t have because I was navigating menus.
>>737080805>even though it entirely was notHow so? It was definitely much more like the classic games than the two before it.>>737080860Redditfags started thinking they belonged here for some reason, no idea who gave them that impression.
>>737066049Are the Alphabets trying to claim my dear Vivi?I remember when SwSh starters were revealed, they were insisting Sobble was gay because he was *checks notes* shy and timid.
>>737065406Nothing is wrong with it. You should ask what is wrong with you.
>>737080816Ive got 9 months of bans due to just commenting in pragmata threads over this bullshit. Epstein buck broke a generation of faggots.
>>737080978Just play FFCC instead. FF9 is like FFCC proto in terms of setting, and not nearly as cool.
>>737065406you just cant appreciate that they were trying to help your autistic ass by normalizing womanizing. just look at the gay shit we have now, if you even look at a women in the wrong way your life is fucking over
>>737065549>real peoplekek
>>737074482Riiiiiight, Baku calling her a babe-ilicious beauty in the first few minutes is not lusting. The absolute state of pedos.
>>737080978You can turn off the ATB in base settings. And combat in IX is so slow you'll never feel rushed.
>>737080248She was fully playable... in the mobile games.
>>737080920It's because he's the only character who faces right in his render.
>>737080978Well you certainly won't feel rushed in IX. Because even cranked all the way up to max speed the ATB™ is notoriously fucking slow. Plus, animations playing out during it provide more than ample time to think and make decisions.
>>737081136>>737080860
>>737081136It is lusting. And that's okay.>pedosWhat the fuck is it going to take for you retards to start using words correctly?
>>737080920Do you know how popular brooding edgelord characters were at that time? Of course Amarant was pushed hard in the West.
>>737065406it was made before men became complete fucking pussies like you OP
>>737065406Zoomers are gay.
>>737065406>Start playing FF9>Every male character, regardless of age, is lusting over the 15 year old princessAnd?
>>737081257I put battle speed on max and it feels almost as slow as the lowest setting in FF7. I didn't mind when I was a kid, but I have no patience for that shit anymore and I find myself going around in "safe mode" all the time since I'm playing on PS5. Makes it more of a challenge too, since I'm not overleveled for the bosses.
>>737068467Did she wear that on purpose to get dirty old men sprung?
>>737068972>PriscillaWho?
Excalibur II is a bitch to get.
>>737081573some loli from Junon that you perform CPR with.
>>737080805She was one of the first characters made during the concepting phase
>>737065406>What the fuck is wrong with this game?Too based for prude zoomers.
>>737074482I think baku calls her a babe when theyre planning to kidnap her, and cinna has a doll of her, and zidane, annnnnnnnnnnnnd that's about it. Maybe some random townsfolk say a thing, or one of the pluto knights possiblehNta, btw
>>737069127Brudda it isn't real.
Japanese used to think it was hilarious for the hero to be a sexual predator because they just write the women to get over it immediately.
>>737081813>because they just write the women to get over it immediately.And that's a good thing.
>>737067643the writers choose to write that, there's no excuse
I beat the Another Eden FFIX collab event a few days ago and as a big FFIX fan i can it was VERY good. Judging from the KOF collab (another series i'm a big fan of) i expected them to reuse one of Another Eden's areas to use as a hub and have the whole event to be just a series of battles and have the characters speak once in a while making references to the original game and the event to have zero story. My expectations were completely surpassed >Explorable Gaia, chocobo riding>Multiple locations based on the original game, including dungeons>Added the trance, gear, sap and stone systems just for the 4 collab characters, Zidane con steal>Voiceover for the collab characters and even some NPCs>Custom FFIX style text boxes, menus, VFX and SFX for the event and the collab characters even when using them outside the event>Multiple music tracks from FFIX >Very good story that focuses on the events of the game but combined with some AE lore>A lot of cutscenes and ATE, including a few fully rendered 3D eventsI could continue. Might be the best collab in a phone game ever
>>737080920Eh, they just saw how condescending and negative people were at the time and knew it was a trend that may never end. Still going to this day! :D
Can you blame 'em?....Well, until she cuts her hair.
>>737081974What's with zoomers and not being capable to deal with anything at all in fiction?
>>737081795
>>737081974There's no excuse for you not having been aborted.
>>737065406it's a product of its time
>>737082098Come back here when you are older and hopefully your frontal lobe has matured to the point where you can differentiate between fiction and reality, redditor.
>>737082091Their formative years were spent online during the height of wokescold culture.Participating in wokescold culture involved actively training the self to be less able to handle any form of discomfort, and then turning one's discomfort into a weapon.
>>737081813Garnet never "gets over it" though. Eventually she gets comfortable enough to backsass Zidane, but he doesn't really get the hint until Eiko starts incessantly flirting with him and he realizes how uncomfortable he's been making Garnet the whole time. See, stories are about characters overcoming obstacles to achieve goals. Maybe getting the girl is the goal, and the obstacles are the character's own personal flaws. Stories aren't just about reaffirming the reader's moral beliefs.
>>737082098You groom teenagers into taking estrogen and joining your sick sexual cult.
>>737082098>fictional character lusts after other fictional character?!?!? now let me get uppset IN REAL LIFE!!
>>737067498Yes
>>737082098>words words wordsI don't have to justify myself to idiots like you.>>737081974>implying they need an excuse
>>737082098>the seething replieskek, you got'em good
>>737082689you don't need to samefag
>>737082689>posted retardation>everyone calls him a retard>HURR DURR I TROLL U
>>737082868There's nothing retarded about it. It's spot on and people are getting angry for being called out. Take your L like a man.
>>737065406Because zidane is a womanizer that slowly gets to fall in love with garnet, hell the entire scene of him drunk in the bar is about his teammates teasing him for falling in love with the princess, play the danm games
>>737082953Everything about it is retarded. It's stupid fucking bullshit that only midwit Redditors would think is clever and everyone here is laughing at you.
>>737080898Any mods giving Amaranth an actual story arc or plot relevance?
>>737065530lol this, Gen Z looks at two fags together as something sacred. Heterosexual guy wanting to fuck a woman? So predatory, call the police.
>>737081690Oh yeah, the one associated with the dolphin.
>>737083548No because nobody cares about him enough to go through that kind of effort.
>>737083678Understandable.
Duplicating a post from another thread because it deserves it:>Zeldafags have a weekly waifu thread for their girls>we don'tThe fuck are we even doing?
>>737083717Wanna fuck the shit out of this rat, ngl.
>>737082098
>>737065406Good question. What is wrong with any of that?
>>737083748I'm gonna be real with you, most of the Final Fantasy fanart is pretty bad. And no one cares about the series enough anymore to be the resident schizo that spams the same four images over and over.
>>737083786>58 words is too much for the rightoid brain to handle
>>737083902AI art is a thing now. Maybe we can get the 2 or 3 actually good robosloppers.>>73708403458 words of self-righteous drivel is 58 words too many.
>>737082098This is a shit format but it's right. You're being aroused by the shape of children.
>>737083750My man
>>737084385>children have bulbous tits and asses that spill out of their princess dressesall righty then
>>737082953Die.
>>737083902This art would be literally perfect if Lightning weren't in it.
>>737065406>>The main character hits on every girl he meets to the point it would be considered sexual harassmentthis doesn't happen
>>737067936I wanted to fuck her when I was 7 when the game came out, what sense would it make for me to one day suddenly stop finding her hot?
>>737085272Hey, Lightning has a good design. And the nice thing about fan art is I get to look at her without having to hear her acting like a selfish fucking cunt.
>>737067071spam
>>737085378Because the roasties need you, you have to man up and marry the roastie, you need to do your duty to (democracy/the white race/Shlomo Shekelberg's bank account, choose all that apply).
What are some must-have FF9 mods? I already have the Moguri mod
Nothing, this is how life should be
duckroll
>>737085589that's all you need, it has everything you could want in itanyone who says moguri is bad is a fucking retarded faggot who should be killed btw
The game has so many small things you can miss, from the cutscenes that you need to play in specific orders to get them all, to things like mini games that show up once and disappear (like with the three brothers that look the same), to all the invisible card players in Memoria or even the Excalibur II you weren't going to know about unless you read it. I don't know how you're supposed to figure out half the stuff out normally.
>>737081041Zoomers will fluoride stare you dead in the eyes and whine about boomers but lack the critical thinking to realize they are a turbo version of them doing the same stupid puritanical no fun allowed bullshit then turn around and whine that everything is shit after they safety foam everything.
>>737085871You were supposed to buy the guide, which was consequently totally worthless and only existed to tell you to go to their website that doesn't exist anymore. I managed to get the S Rank Treasure Hunter award for the first time in my life when I replayed the game four years ago, and I didn't even actually get all the treasures. The game itself doesn't expect you to do all that shit. Fuck Hippaul and fuck jump rope.
>>737085589moguri and maybe 2k cinematics
>>737081041Most of the mods are probably millennials, it's not only zoomies who fell for the indoctrination.>>737086018>Zoomers will fluoride stare you dead in the eyes and whine about boomers but lack the critical thinking to realize they are a turbo version of them doing the same stupid puritanical no fun allowed bullshitNot enough people understand this, zoomers are basically boomers part 2. I wish I could figure out what the fuck made them like this.
this whole zoomer stare tells me they have been glued to electronics since childhood with no way of interacting with people. emotionless zombies.
>>737085589Aside from Memoria Engine and Moguri I don't think anything is "must-have" since it's mostly UI changes and gameplay tweaks that depend on preference. I'd recommend the Playable Character Pack if you want to change things up in a replay though.
tell me anons, just what kind of society do these zoomers live in? some urban or city like place? it always feels like they have the power to attack us online, but in real life they're powerless unless they do provoke someone to end up getting themselves killed.
>>737086241>Most of the mods are probably millennialsHack proved they are a discord cabal of 50 year old nigger/jeet mutt hybrind Rapeape's finest troon harem. So its a Gen X retard pulling the strings
>>737086438>Gen XArguably even worse than the boomers, I don't even distinguish between them and the boomers anymore.
>>737065406Soulless Final Fantasy >>737065653I thought this was a fucking summon until I remembered the the Temu Limit Break Trance.
i wish people would shut the fuck up about age and actually talk about the game. zoomers are going to face a reprecussion in their lifetime that they will regret when it comes to age and relationships. there's a reason why nobody likes puritans and evangelical churches.
>>737086787>there's a reason why nobody likes puritans and evangelical churches.Nobody except the government that wants you to marry roasties and die for Israel.
>>737081503diddy ahh post frfr
>>737086787>i wish people would shut the fuck up about age and actually talk about the game.You're on the wrong board for that, this is the politics, twitter screencap and eceleb drama board
now that i think about it, how are relationships in schools like nowadays. do people go ew oversome dating 13 months older than them? what about 4 months? why does someone have to find the same age as you? that's not how it works. not only that you don't know the persons history and yet they get falsely accused for being a pedophile.
>16 is wrong af>165 replies later
better not tell zoomers about Adam and Eve due to their age gap
>>737074563by accidentshe was moving way slower than him and her ass is very fat
what exactly was Queen Brahne anyways? your party consisted of a black mage, two summoners from a long gone race, a rat, some mentally challenged frog, steiner and aramant are human, and zidane is some creation from another planet with a tail.
>>737080805I think both Lain and Amarant were meant to join and that Amarant was probably meant to get more development. It's weird that FF games felt more complete in the PS1 era, but as time goes on you wonder how much stuff got cut. FFX feels totally complete because the stuff they did go back and add to Int'l is essentially filler, but FFXII on felt incomplete AS I was playing them.
>>737087457Some fat chick.
>>737087457she was just fat lmaofat people are disgusting, but that doesn't mean they're not human
IX was originally slated as a gaiden title. Hell IX released months before X.
>>737082953>like a manWow that's not very feminist of you. Are you saying women can't be stoic and dignified?
>>737087457>what exactly was Queen Brahne anyways? An accurate representation of women who complain about men fucking 16-year-old girls.
>>737087457She was just a fat ass.
>the zoomer kind cannot comprehend characters acknowledging the beauty of a foreign princess being a point of interest for a fantasy city, and need to reduce everything to masturbation
>>737065406>What the fuck is wrong with this game?Zidane overcompensating for being in a furfag game and inferior to based Cloud/Squall/Tidus.
>>73708774820 years from now we'll have zoomers, alphas, and betas complaining about that current generation.
>>737067218Just about faggot zoomer using a CRT filter to pretend he played the original game
>>737085589Is that Moguri?The pre-rendered backgrounds seem nice but that battlefield looks pretty awful
>>737087825CRT filters are based though
>>737087789i personally think their puritanical views took things too the extreme they can't discern what's fact and fiction. look at those renaissance painters. they used actual anatomy and are you going to call them pedophiles for making beautiful pieces of art that's been around for centuries? I swear liberalism destroyed beauty. I thought this was gonna be an FFIX thread, but it went straight to hell the minute a zoomer walked in. Ragebaiting feels too easy. what's next you're going to see some parent get attacked for watching over their child thinking they're preying on them due to their age gaps. do zoomers not realize how hard it is for us millennials to get into a relationship in this day and age? social media be damned. basic education be damned for their prejudice against me. women's standards be damned for their brainwashing. I'm 36 years old for god's sake.
>>737080248Steiner is a lucky guy
actually Covid be damned too because they're the blame also for the strain in age and education. people can't read, write, or talk appropriately. instead they get hormone therapy or drag queen sessions.
>>737082098By this logic reading The Punisher makes you a killer. People in the 21st century (and by people I mean actual children whose parents should be keeping an eye on them, but aren't) have a very distorted sense of what is real and what is narrative, and have trouble decoupling the two. These sort of people are also prone to the error in reasoning that presenting an opinion or action is equivalent to supporting it. These people are very emotionally underdeveloped, and this primarily comes from an addiction to social media.
finished the game last weak and one of my complaints is why add pic related as party member instead of Beatrix? They add 0 important stuff to the lore of the game and thing changes if they never joined youProbably the worst FF party members ever
>>737087457The real mind fuck is when you're told that Garnet was able to be passed off as Brahne's daughter (she washed up on shore a bit after the actual princess died) because she was the spitting image of Brahne when she was young.
>can't draw an attractive young girl anymore without being accused or harrassed at being a pedo due to age dispute. zoomers think they run the internet now.
>>737088178He came to the party way too late
come to think of it, how bad has the world of literature changed?
Im 35. Garnet is hot
>>737088251It's millennial roasties and boomers who are the primary driving forces of this phenomenon.
>>737088338and these roasties live in cities right? not everyone can meet your expectations.
>>737088178Quina is fucking based and I won't tolerate any slander. Amarant was kind of a nothing character, yeah, but honestly not any less developed than Gau, Red XIII, or Quistis. FF games always have a couple characters that get shafted. At least Amarant's really good in combat assuming you give enough of a shit to level up a new character that late in the game.
was this a prolem a decade ago? time's been going so fast it feels everything has merged. imagine getting your wedding interrupted due to some idiot wanting to cancel you because of your age. this whole rules for thee, but not for me has to end. especially in europe. they are the real enemy.
>>737088386>red XIII>no developed??????????
>>737088540He essentially only exists during his recruitment cutscene and the Cosmo Canyon section, then essentially ceases to exist for the rest of the game. Red has as much presence in the story as Yuffie, who's optional.
>>737087457Some humans just have blue skin, you forget that Amarant does too I'm assuming they're a different race from Garnet or Steiner, but they're still human
>>737088540red xiii originally had two other rivals cobalt and indigo i believe and the player later on was suppose to choose who the real nanaki was, but got scrapped.
>>737069127all they do is say she is beautiful, which she is. saying that someone is beautiful is not "lusting" over them.fuck why are zoomers so weird
>>737088540Nanaki unironically gets about as much relevant screentime as Amarant outside of the ending, Amarant's development is just unnecessary as he's the 80th character to have to "figure out how to live amongst other people despite living the wrong way"
>is mentioned as some kind of OP hero>appear once>do nothing>never appears againwhat was the idea here?
>>737088635man to think someone hit that at one point. emperor gestahl.>>737088646>saying that someone is beautiful is not "lusting" over them.exactly. women are just angry they can't have their youth back after destroying their bodies with whatever they did.
Can I sue Square for turning me into an ass man?
>>737082098pray for me, as I take this long and arduous journey...
>>737088489>The year is 3017>The year 3018 is cancelled due to being too close to an underaged year>Birth rates globally are destroyed because you can only date someone who was born the exact same time you were>MILF porn spoken in hushed whispers among certain sects of the populace>The penalty for even looking at someone younger/older than you is an immediate incineration by Local Law Enforcement
also do they not understand people can age slowly compared to others? aging affects people differently depending on their lifestyle.
>>737088646zoomers are going to get the age of adulthood in women raised to 40 and I'm here for it
>>737088761Yeah but we just found out about that ten years ago.
i assume the concept Dating is an archaic term now. they just meet and fuck whoever they want and accuse others of rape. i blame evangelicals.
so was Vivi a puppet like all the other ones? Was he going to stop working at some point?
>>737065406>sexual harassmentyou cant harass 0s and 1s
>>737088178They needed to have a monk class character, which was dumb because monk's main feature is the ability to get by without equipment and character growth is specifically tied to equipment in this game
HOW MANY OF YOU MANAGED TO OBTAIN THE EXCALIBUR II!!!
>>737088809>Was he going to stop working at some point?Anon....
>>737088867haha..HAHAHAHAAHAHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0i didn’t even try it
>>737088809i bet a remake will nullify his death by sealing himself in a crystal.
>>737088809Perhaps you should finish the game before posting here
>>737088808>i assume the concept Dating is an archaic term nowDating as a concept in general has only been around for like 100 years. that's a drop in the bucket in the context of history. It can only exist in extremely high trust liberal societies, which are completely unsustainable.
>>737088867I never bothered before. Might try it at some point
>>737088809yes, he was the prototype mage, the same way Kuja was the prototype to Zidane and how they both were made different from the rest of the genomes, he was never given orders and developed a personality faster by being raised as a sentient thing
>>737088489It's been a problem for over 20 years if you're an American.
these fuckwads are gonna be doctors, engineers, politicians and the first thing they're gonna go after is your age and the age of your spouse.
>>737088867made two hours worth of progress in a speedrun over the course of like a week and a half before I realized how autistic and unemployed you have to be to try this shitI could have gotten it what I consider "legit" several times over on my main save just letting my PS2 run and having the clock overflow.
>>737089007does courtship and arranged marriages still exist?
>>737088683He was the anti-zidane
>>737089073>doctors, engineersDoubtful.
>ffxiv gets a ffix themed expansion>hyped about them adding melodies of life>nothing yetbros.....
a zoomer at work got offended when he found out my wife was 25 and I was 30 when we first met, and now he's all weird around mewhy are they like this?
oh yeah and lets not forget that if you're a white male you can't get a job. relationships and jobs are the enemy of the white man. sickening. our society has regressed to the point people believe anything.>>737089119even in a perfect excalibur II game?
>>737089121in modern societies noand that's why birth rates in them are approaching 0
>>737089168they think people of the same age should go with each other, but these zoomers lack chemistry, something that's missing from their DNA.
>>737089168How old is the zoomer?
i wonder if these zoomers had to share a classroom with people older than them in high school. oh yeah, those seniors and juniors always took the freshmen girls when a new batch comes in. this was 20 years ago.
>>737089272he's been out of college for a year or two so I'm assuming like 23.
>>737089165>be FF8 fag>No maybe I'm a lion or Man with the machine gun, not even an eyes on meI don't have that big chin guy with a hand on a guy's shoulder but don't get your hopes up
>>737089328shouldn't he be focusing on marrying his girl or is he too feminized and low T.
>>737089194PEXII was what I was going for. My definition of "perfect" is different than what the dude on GameFAQs has in his guide. Like I don't need 99x every item and minmaxing stats and shit. But I would ideally finish the game with all the Tetra Master cards and key items and shit. I have a save with all that, it's just missing EXII
and these people are the same kind who wont spend off their college debt due to AI taking their jobs. Hell, diplomas and college degrees are worthless now.
>>737089363I dunno I mean he's kind of a dork but he seemed relatively normal to me up to that point.
>can't go out with a cute girl because someone will record me or take photos of me calling me a predator.>can't get pokemon cards because hoarders or collectors are so damn obsessed about monetary value rather the point of collecting your favorites.
>>737089420I'm millennial with a tech degree and I'm in the same boat. I'm like literally counting the days until I lose my job to AI, have to foreclose on my house, and become homeless.
>>737089432speaking of which, that reminds me the story where some zoomer got murdered by an illegal immigrant for posing as a girl to come and meet him. these kids have no idea what lawsuits await them when something severe goes out of hand like that one marine who got ambushed.
Why did the card game suck so much?
i still live with my parents and it's hard to meet someone. hell most of my family is single and broken apart while everyone else i once knew are growing and close.
>>737065530fpbp
>>737089608there's already been multiple killings if you're talking about zoomers playing To Catch a Predator with 18 year olds thinking they're meeting up with 16 year olds.
>>737089532Can confirm, I have cards for sale and want the maximum monetary value for them.
radicalization of schoolssex with studentssocial media outingswhat are alphas and betas doing now zoomers are at the end of their rope? looksmaxing? they need a wake up call when centuries ago it didn't matter how old you were because 13 year olds were either at war or married by force. and then there was labor. they have no idea how lucky they are to be in this generation rather suffering in some hell ridden community where they could die the next day
>>737089662Rng fucks you over more than the opponent
>>737089305I graduated hs 18 years ago (fuck me that hurts to say) and remember a senior guy dating a 12 year old girl. I also remember overhearing a conversation where a girl in 11th grade had broken up with her college bf last yearMy friend in 8th grade had dated an 19 year old and after they broke up dated an 18 year old before we became close enough friends for her to tell me that. That year she started dating an 11th grade guy. She was sexually active with all three of them.
remember when we use to joke about wanting to be an anime girl before it was considered harmful and offensive to trans?
>>737089980actually come to think of it I remember being frustrated by 11th grade because damn near all of the really attractive early bloomers had college bfs by that point. I vowed to get a high school gf when I was in college, but I didn't have a car, my job was shit, and aside from the fact that I was going through some shit, I didn't have anything that would impress a HS age girl smdh
>>737089305Maybe if you were euro, America was already super agecucked even 20 years ago.>>737089980Aside from the part about her being sexually active with 3 of them, this is how it was supposed to be. 14-year-old girls getting married to college-aged guys is the natural order of life. We have fallen so far. Boomers ruined this society with their simping and now zoomers are coming to finish the job and collapse civilization.
i hated high school relationships. I dont' even know who she was dating back in 10th or 11th grade 20 years ago, but god i was infuriating going between classes and not seeing the person you want. I always felt schools subjugate you based on your IQ and looks and put you in a class with freaks you don't even want to interact with. i hated sophmore year the most.
>>737080248I want to genocide the rats with Beatrix and then have sex with her in the rain right after!
>>737067889see>>737080880
>>737090108>Boomers ruined this societythey also been lied too by you know who.>>737090196oh yeah i remember the whole we're friends and only friends bullshit. what the fuck are you on. don't forget those purity rings also. my school cant even handle a budget.
>>737090248kek
>>737065406get them early. sorry you are stuck in burgerland
people only identify themselves based on who they are on the internet rather than real life since talking to people who don't even exist in their lives is better.
>>737090260Boomers eagerly lapped up the Jew's feminist lies and asked for seconds, they don't get a pass on this.
i swear some girls wanted their own fairytale ending by the end of high school and college only to be divorced later down the line and because trash.
>>737082868yes, that's what trolling is anon
how the hell does someone stay in relationship they knew dating back in high school? what they think they're not gonna find someone else in college? it's like they knew them their whole life unlike the parents. also why is it some people get stuck with abusive partners and never break out of it?
>>737090379they wanted a fairytale, but many were more willing to believe beauty and the beast was a fairytale worth having back then and didn't insist on dating up and only up when they were more experimentalmy god the missed opportunities
>people get bullied in school>school people get drafted to war and die>meanwhile you're here and wonder why
>"Oh sweet an FFIX thread">Look inside>/pol/ lite Gee, thanks
my brother had the worst of it all when it comes to women. they always had an excuse saying it's because of their mental health or illness. though back in his school life, it was a nightmare after a certain cunt destroyed his life by cheating on him with his friend, and the very same woman would cheat on him for someone else. my family life was never the same. hell my one sister has a boyfriend or whatever the fuck he is and i haven't seen her since 2017 and she's not even married. she doesn't even want to see us. I swear my family isn't meant to have happiness whereas everyone else has families and their friends introduce their kids into their friend circle to plan their weddings. I feel everything was planned right from the start. being an outcast with no connections.
>>737083750Same but in a loving way that captures her heart long after the lovemaking's overEnough to make her forget Fratley
this thread makes me want to goon to eiko.
Anyone remember that shitty official strategy guide
>>737083750not even a furry but she is best girl in FFIX
*kills you three times*git gud
>>737090808what was that site that never worked?
>>737090808I never had it but I heard it sucked because of the PlayOnline shit. My buddy told me to just go to gameFAQs if I needed a guide when I borrowed the game from him at the time.
eventually people will expose their own generation for who they are thinking they were on their side, but weren't.
>>737090842she didn't deserve best boy
>>737090379I think a lot of millennial girls wanted a fairy tale ending. Many millennial girls wanted to marry college guys in high school and start a family, but that freaked boomer parents the fuck out because the boomer parents apparently thought they should go to college and fuck random dicks until they can't pair bond anymore and then get a job working for Shlomo.
>can't get a job because of age gap, race, and gender.>>737090928lets not forget those evangelicals and their divorce records so they can have sex with a better looking person. honestly i can't stand seeing people with that hookbill nose. the skeletal structure. protruding. and then you have so called pastors spreading false beliefs and having multiple kids with different wives and use the church money (mega church) for their own fun purposes.
>>737090774It's funny how nobody remembers her despite her being an uooohhhh
>>737081015>they were insisting Sobble was gay because he was *checks notes* shy and timiWell, given how Inteleon turned out...
>>737090808I still have it, all the playonline links and all.
>can't have a little girl with an older man in fiction because these zealots think differently.
I blame marvel comics and american pop culture for brainwashing
reminds me of the time when someone i once knew had a sister who became a sugar daddy and the kids are the same age as his wife. and here's the best part, one or both of the kids have a child of their own and now she's technically a stepgrandmother at 32?
>>737091221>Marvel ComicsJubilee sleeping with Red Skull was the funniest fucking thing. She made that Old Nazi reconsider the Reich with that pussy grip
>>737068972tf? Was ff9 where the last time we had loli party members? Potato midgets doesn't count.
>>737091319LOL that actually happened? I don't read the comics, but I watched the old 90s cartoon where she was always going after older guys like Iceman and Colossus.
>>737065406this is simply how it was back then. it was largely socially acceptable to lust after 15 year olds as a grown man and very common even in american movies
>europe invites migrants to rape and murder their people>meanwhile in america it's age gaps.... also all this nazism, socialism, and whatever needs to stop.
>>737065406Everything is wrong with this game EXCEPT lusting over Garnet. Your priorities are way off.
>>737082098Doge wouldn’t say this
>>737065406Why did she turn purple and start wearing a thong when she turned into Trance mode?
>>737091471If love for Freya Crescent is wrong then I don't wanna be right.
god i want to draw hentai since i barely draw anymore. my ideas come and go.
>>737091649I barely play video games anymore and I hate it. I mostly just doomscroll imageboards. How can I start actually having fun again?
i think my ejaculation addiction is another reason why i don't work on my art much. also i hate the whole conservatives don't create art. i'm not a liberal. though i do hate the AI shenanigans im seeing online over politics.
>>737091712play some childhood games or try some new genres, personally I try to play short games when I’m feeling down, so I started playing metroidvanias last year and got hooked into them.
i personally blame hollywood
>>737091996Chris Hansen ruined a generation, all of this shit happened after he made agecuckery a big media phenomenon. The boomers' hatred for life and their offspring was already there, but it didn't find full expression until he came along.
>>737092314>Chris Hanseni blame him and the obsession with epstein. they think all white men are pedos
>>737092619>white menThis is the key phrase here, age of consent laws don't get enforced against browns, Chads or rich/politically connected people.
>>737092746What about that Faggot Eagles fan?
>>737091519I dunno but Zidane in trance in Dissidia is fucking rapeable
>>737083748It ususally gets co-opted by Shifta/Flowerslut fags or turns into some dumbass war.Also most FF is just kinda dead in general, and most girls arent that noticed.
>>737081172I miss DFFOO so fucking muchno other game scratches the same itch
>>737065406Why are you gay?
>>737083750she and Zidane had platonic sex
>>737065406back when people could just enjoy a fucking video game, instead of obsessing about politics or social issues
>>737092962>Zidane in trance in Dissidia is fucking rapeableWhat did anon mean by this?
>>737093170"ermmm japan we need to have a talk..." people were everywhere back then too
Ok bros, how do you pronounce "Zidane" exactly? I have played this game since I was a wee lad, and still I have no fucking clue. As a kid I said "Zy-Dayn".
>Remake is completely going to ruin the game in so many waysNo "ohh, soft" and the like.
>>737093613"zih" or "zuh"-dahn"dissidia/012 pronounces his name out loud, same pronunciation as the real world name
>>737093403They weren't everywhere, but they did exist. American women don't want men to get the idea that it's actually okay to have standards for women.
>>737093238that's fanart
>>737088867Nah, once I get to that room in my typical runs, I just cheat the weapon in.
>>737080747Carlos..
>>737093671>No "ohh, soft"Somebody will mod it back in, we can even use AI to voice act it.
>>737082098You are correct that it says a great deal about me as a person, however it does not say any of the things you want it to. Nor anything intriguing to you, but that's neither here nor there.
>>737094506
>>737094541Of course it would be better if Squeenix didn't cuck out, but how likely is that? Somebody else is just going to have to pick up after them.
Which girl is the sweetest and cuddliest? Which girl is the most genki?
>>737094541niger
>>737067936>It's still creepy af.Explain why without coming across as a brainwashed niggercattle slave running damage control for jews who pass the day fucking 3 year olds to death.
>>737067071nice CRT filtername?
>>737065406>15 year oldShe's 4.
>>737065406>What the fuck is wrong with this game?It’s the best
>>737088867It's piss easy to get if you play one of the modern ports that have the speed booster as it doesn't affect the in game clock.
>>737101780name a single port that works like that
>>737101849The one that's available on PS4/5, Steam and Switch. Probably Xbox as well but I don't know.
>>737065406Most homosexual poster on /v/.Quite the accomplishment.
>>737070623nothing. its all you, you broken faggot.
>>737065406Have you regarded that GYATT? It's self-explanatory.
>>737082098baseded (I didn't read but you got a lot of yous)
>>737080248A real final fantasy game can only have three playable female party members.
>>737102579>GYATTI'm white, what does this mean?
>>737102767
>>737102767You know, her ahh
>>737101938It’s all the same port so yes. Excalibur 2 became a lot more trivial since then. Still a fun challenge to try when you’re familiar with the game.
>>737070623If you're playing a game with Garnet in it and you still start turning gay somehow then you've always been mega gay and it was just dormant
I feel like everyone's ages in FF9 are just a mess. Garnet being 16 is dumb, but Zidane also being 16 is dumber because that means he first befriended Freya when he was 12 and she was 17 out looking for her missing fiancé, and a 24 year old Amarant has had a 14 year old monkey living rent free in his head.
>>737089073Anon the males are gonna turn 25-30 and realize they want younger chicks too
>>737104283idk a lot of fantasy fiction involves kids striking out on their ownjust one of those things you have to suspend your disbelief for on a genre-wide scalekids are harder growing up in a hard world where there's monsters everywhere or you've got renaissance tier health where everyone dies at 40 so you grow up fasteretc>>737104656This is one of those situations where they're going to be loudly outspoken against it and fap to 18 year old pornstars daily
>>737104283>he was 12 and she was 17Nice.
>>737067146shit i'm older than steiner now
>>737080898Are there some good difficulty enhancers?
>>737081136>Babe-licious beautySounds like something id call my cat, does not make me a furfag, youre just oversensitive to this stuff, and my first guess would be that you have poorly developed social skills and can't understand any sort of context other than a direct "he says X because he wants y".I could be wrong, there could be many reasons other you're saying this, same as him.He could be saying it because it's in line with who he is, to flirt with others.Maybe he's overcompensating, trying to hide that he's a poof.Maybe he's working on his public speaking.Maybe you're right and he's hitting on a 16 year old. Legal to marry in most countries btw, not that nature cares about modern power game legislation.
>>737107053Trance seek I think
>>737102767round assahh also means ass
>no appearance at all from the fag who believes he (irl) is in a relationship with (fictional) garnet/v/ has changed too much, I can't take it bros.
>>737084385Garnet is closer to a young woman. She's just a bit tiny but that doesn't make her a child.Have you like seen actual 15 year olds? Sure you can call them children and parents do that but on physical level they're practically no different from 20 year olds. It's just a case where society needs to protect young people from dangers and ensure healthy growth so they can make conscious choices and get some basic understanding of how the world works by the age of 18. We all agree to these rules but it doesn't mean we don't find them attractive.
>>737107391eloquently put anon
>>737065406>Garnet is 16>Only Zidane is truly interested in her. Kuja views her like a pawn>NPCs view her as beautiful which she is>Zidane mainly flirts with Garnet>He does make passes at Freya, Erin (pilot), LaniCorrecting the record.
>>737085741I also have the Alternate Fantasy mod. AF bosses have an 'Overdrive' where they will unleash powerful moves when near death
>>737107817
>>737081090>>737065549fuck that's funny
>>737065406why are zoomers like this?
>>737082098This is a whole lot of projection going on right now.
>>737085871FF 7-10 all came out in that late 90s early 2000s era of JRPG where devs wanted to sell game guides to players so they made everything missable and intentionally obtuse to warrant people buy them. 9 is by far the worst offender of this to the point that it downright almost ruins the game and why it's the worst FF of that era.
>>737065406I also prefer the ff8 love story.
>>737108717Based Squall.
>>737065549TRVKE
>>73706540690s were a better time.
>>737080880>ToT
>What the fuck is wrong with this game?it's awful and boringhow they managed to squeak out FF X before Enix raped them to death as their final GOAT is beyond my comprehension
>start FFIX for the first time yesterday>find this threadman this simulation fucking sucksthe devs need to make it less obvious
>>737110172I just started FF8 and there's a FF8 thread up too lmao
>>737108717
>>737107186I'm more surprised that the anti-IX commie autist isn't here spamming parts of his 10000 page anti-Garnet fanfiction yet
>>737110172it has happen to me more than once, the world is truly weirder than fiction lol
>>737070623For me it was>play FFIX>become an anthro enjoyer (fucking furfag)
>>737065406That's just the way it is in those days. Plus have you seen her? She's gorgeous and ass is ON FULL VIEW.Steiner is a better man than us all for not looking at her like that and going for Beatrix instead.
Describe sex with Garnet Til Alexandros III.
>>737110172>me when popular titles and other people exists
>>737081992I'm interested, is the game any good?
>>737090528Be Polite anon :)
>>737113185dead fish, no experience
>>737093238>>737093743>Temu Esper Terra
>>73706540615 years was of constitutionally protected age against claims of statutory rape at the time of the making of said game: please understand anon. Dancing queen she's only 17... Was Abba bunch of preds or promoting paedophilia? Nope. They understood 16 was an adult already by all legal definitions (including mental health which claims 16 years old is an adult by definition of physical maturity. There's a reason you can be drafted or join the military at 16 and be tried as an adult in prison system. But oh no; don't dare to do adult things like fuck with people around your age! BLASPHEMY!!!) unlike Ultra-Feminist SJWs.
Just how soft was it?
>>737089165Endwalker was the IX expansion, DT is just memberberry bullshit
>>737089662because it's unironically a tabletop dice rolling game that just looks like a card game
>>737110037ix-xi were all developed at the same time monkeybrain
>>737089165Its sheet music is used for Sphene's summoner book
>convince personafag friend to play through FFIX because I think he'd appreciate the themes of the game>gets constantly walled through disc 3 because he never changes his party and refuses to engage with set abilities or equipment for more than 5 seconds at a time after dying to confusion 5 times in a row leading up to Ark>insists on eating everything with quina when he already has 90% of the blue magic and stealing every fight with Zidane then complains that encounters take too long>basically soft ragequits, stops playing for months at a time and can't grasp the story at all, then tells me thought the game didn't make any sense well before necron even shows up and that he can't understand the point of any of the characters being thereIs this a normal experience?
>>737117365Nope, FFIX is even more in-your-face about its themes and plot than Persona tends to be, and Persona has all the subtlety of a brick. Dude is broken internally
>>737065406It's a "fantasy" game, that stuff happens.
>>737065530Some call it statutory, i call it mandatory
>>737117365>gets constantly walled through disc 3 because he never changes his party and refuses to engage with set abilities or equipment for more than 5 seconds at a time after dying to confusion 5 times in a row leading up to Arki think your fiend just doesn’t like jrpg, he will lost his mind with ff7 materia system>basically soft ragequits, stops playing for months at a time and can't grasp the story at all, then tells me thought the game didn't make any sense well before necron even shows up and that he can't understand the point of any of the characters being therethere is a reason why morgana spit everything in your face on p5, for people like your friend, with all respect.
Should I buy the 1-6 pixel remaster thing?
>>737107391>It's just a case where society needs to protect young people from dangers and ensure healthy growth Current society doesn't actually do this, though.>We all agree to these rulesSpeak for yourself faggot, I didn't agree to this cuck shit, a 15-year-old is as mature as they're ever going to be and it should be legal for anyone to fuck them.>>737112717>Steiner is a better manStop
>>737118654stop what
>>737118021Alexandria is fucking insane
>>737118836Being the better man.
>>737112518I want freya to pee in my mouth
>>737088809Yes, a bunch of his arc is coming to terms with that.
>>737088948Why?
>>737118487Per-game>1Yes if you want spell slot magic, no if you want MP (get FF1 GBA or PSP in that case)>2GBA version is better>3Yes, Pixel Remaster is the best version overall, it doesn't have the unique blorbos story that the DS version does that adds basically nothing and it has much needed changes and balances to the job system, the biggest one being the total removal of negative effects for changing jobs>4GBA version with sound restoration patchAlso good is the 3D remake, which is a port of the DS/mobile version and is basically a different game>5Yeah PR is good, 5's GBA version honestly doesn't add much that's worthwhile. Worth a curiosity check but not much more, it adds four jobs that are rehashes of existing ones and come in too late to really get much use out of them, while also being absurdly powerful to justify their lategame appearance>6Same deal as for 5, either play SNES or play PR. GBA doesn't add much that isn't an overt reference to some other Final Fantasy game (ie Gilgamesh from 5 as an esper) and what it does add isn't of high quality outside of the Cactuar esper (itself an 8 reference) that has good Speed on level-ups
>>737082098This sure hit a nerve.
>>737112518I was never really into Freya since you barely see her face and don't really see her body at all because of the way she is dressed.
>>737120343Thanks anon
>>737121542I always thought Freya looked more like a Red Mage than a Dragoon, even knowing her hat-helmet is supposed to call back to FF3's winged Dragoon helmet and she's wearing an armor-coat.
>>737067071This must be the worst CRT filter I've ever seen lmao
>>737121285>here let me show the whole thread how retarded I am>whole thread called me retarded>LOL I TROLL U
>>737121802>fencerWould prefer this as a magic ninja
>>737121802she's supposed to rep boththe dragon skills are evenly split between both offensive and supportive magic
>>737124172A lot of the characters have elements of 2 or more classes, which is nice but pretty uncommon in the series.
>>737108084>>737108863Notice how it's always brown frogposters who hate homosexuals? They probably got raped by their relatives in mexico or brazil
>>737125274>only brown people hate gaysthe fuck am I reading
>>737125736its an anti-pepe tranny. they have been on /v/ since /qa/ raided /lgbt/ looking for some kind of revenge and it seems they are targeting pepe. however most of them are mentally ill like all trannies are so sometimes we get hilarious posts like that one
>>737126910Pepe is mostly used by cancerous reddit normalfags these days though.
>>737065406She's 16 which is legal in like 90% of the civilized worldand too old
>>737127106pepe has been 4chan mascot since before your dad touched you
>>737127281>4chan mascotI thought that was Pedobear.
>>737127356lurk 10 years
>>737127356Its either him or Yotsuba.
>>737127356That's a bit too edgy for our majority tourists.
>>737127356Would argue that's just /b/'s mascot altho for a long, long time 4chan to the normies was '/b/' onlyYotsuba would be the overall mascot>>737127451>>737127281shut the fuck up
>>737065406Shut the fuck up you faggot
>>737127556not your discord server tranny. i will only tell you to 41% yourself (you should)
>>737127865>discord>trannySweetie, stop being a newfag
>>737082098I don't recall asking.
Anal Fantasy IX was never good
>>737068467kissable
>>737088712IIRC, the game mentions that Brahne in her youth looked almost exactly like Garnet. She just hit the wall and got fat and bitter.
>>737093059This is criminal desu>>737083902This picture is missing several best girls.
>>737089165>was so excited when it was revealed Dawntrail was going to be an IX flavored expansion >turns out to be the most putrid turd of an expansion possible We got fucking robbed.
>>737129339That might have just been as a baby. Brahne wasn't her real mother, she was from Madain Sari.
>>737065406>What the fuck is wrong with this game?Nothing. What are you, gay?
>>737129670>We got fucking robbed.Seems to be a common occurrence since XIII.
>>737088178You are right that Amarant has the least "presence" out of the main cast. Even Quina, despite having a simpler personality, has more presence. Undoubtedly because Amarant got introduced late, but even taking that into account, Eiko got introduced late too and she had a large presence.1) Amarant is the foil to Zidane. Zidane is team-focused while Amarant is a pure loner and believes other people only get in your way. (see: Ipsen's Castle)2) Amarant shows the underworld (mercenaries / criminals) of Gaia. There's a bounty system of wanted men. And he used to be a security guard in Treno.3) There are thematic contrasts with other characters. Steiner focused on an external code vs Amarant focused on an internal code. Him and Freya are both warriors but Freya fights for something vs Amarant fights for nothing.4) The game's message is that you're not alone. Amarant enhances this message as the ultimate loner who gets integrated into the crew.His core relationship is with Zidane. He does have a slightly contentious one with Eiko and he holds mutual respect towards Freya. And of course there's Lani, his (former) companion.
>>737117603
Reminder that Steiner totally got to see her naked and covered in pickle juice.
>>737132992this is a 16 year old child
ff9 remake news...any day now...
>>737133151Isn't that version of her like 12?
>>737133246I hope to God it's cancelled.
>>737134602Looking pretty likely at this stage. Although I wouldn't be surprised they return to it eventually.
FF8 had used goods on plain sight so they had to put the FF9 heroine in a skinthight outfit including cameltoe
>>737133246>>737134602My dad works for Square Enix, he said the FFIX remake was cancelled because they couldn't reconcile Zidane being a sexual predator for the modern audience
>>737093735It was prevalent to the point where "Japanese" alone used to be listed as a negative and you couldn't really escape those types unless you perused somewhere solely otaku. Everyone's favorite example to bring up being X-Play
>>737135786My dad works for Trump, he said Netanyahu ordered the remake to be cancelled because the Terran plot to fuse with Gaia's lifestream hit a little too close to home and he didn't want the goyim getting any ideas.
>>737135098>>737136091>people who have a problem with sexualized 16-year-old girls: cokeheads, methheads, people who are unsure of their gender, people who take the media seriously>people who do not have a problem with sexualized 16-year-old girls: basically everyone else
>>737136091Yeah, there was them and the Something Awful faggots and their super gay let's plays.>we will never have a parody game review show called Ekkusupurae that does the exact opposite of this and shits on every American game and cultural fixture while promoting glorious Nippon
>>737067936>>737069127>perfectly normal biological responses and cultural norms that persisted for thousands of years are "creepy AF" in a medieval settingIn the REAL world people could easily die for most of history, so people married and had children young.Your grandparents lived in a time when such things were seen as normal.
Here is the definitive ages of each party characterZidane - 16Vivi - Appears to be 9Garnet - 16Steiner - 33Freya - 21Quina - 89Eiko - 6Amarant - 26
>>737139238zidane's and kuja's real ages are also unknown like vivi's because they were made as is and possibly don't even grow further like normal
>>737139238Vivi is 6 months old technically
>>737085589memoria is all you need, moguri is disgusting vaseline slop that ruins the artstyle
>>737138580but muh power imbalance, muh jewish morals, here's a study the heckin' chungus intellectuals of reddit said proves your brain isn't developed until 42
>>737065406Zidane is based and I'm tired of being told otherwise.
>>737140671>only protag in the series to just straight up grab a girl's assHe's almost jeet-tier and it's fucking hilarious.
>>737140606its funny because jews traditionally would marry once puberty started in the female.the orthodoxy decided that the best age to do it was 18 (for the men) back in... fuck like 3rd century AD. about 90 years after trying to make judea great again and getting slapped down by Hadrian.back then the main thing was they really needed to keep their numbers growing to keep up with all the times they kept incurring gods wrath and getting persecuted "for no reason"It wasn't until 2013 that their orthodoxy finally decided to raise the minimum age for women to 18.BEFORE that it was technically full on barbarian rules of "if its red she can wed"
>>737081248I preferred Quina.
>>737141438>jews drank their own poisonDon't they know you're not supposed to do that?
>>737141592they didn't do anything of the sort.they saw what worked out better for their people and bumped the age up legally to what they were already encouraging traditionally.These are jews, anon. Traditional ones at that.They want you to at LEAST have completed highschool and being capable of driving before marriage.They are usually raised to value their own people above all else, and that means caring about refining stable cultural practices to produce a healthy culture and people.A lot of retarded jewish bullshit would easily be torpedoed if most of their own cultural practices were kept to.>value intelligence>value good parenting>spiritual and scientific education>marry young>don't trust the government unless its your people>preserve your cultureWhich is why the worst sort of jews HATE when other people do it.When jews poison themselves, its usually by getting so lost in their own sauce that they get schizo about following the above and fuck things up.And the jews in hollywood were aware and comfortable enough with that failing for it to continually pop up as a recurring joke.Jewish parents obsessed over perfecting a "run" of raising their child to get the best score, basically.
>>737139670>ywn have eternal twink bf
>>737142074>don't trust the government unless its your peopleWhy would I trust the government regardless of who's in it?
>>737144552personal connections.basically, mild corruption
>>737139238Eiko acts like a 10-year-old brat, though. She is not 6
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>>737145271It's epic moments like this that Squeenix does better than any other game company, even in the more recent lesser-quality titles. Too bad they forgot how to fill out the spaces between these moments.
>>737140671>>737140889He also solo'd the Black Waltz #2 while everyone else was passed out.
>>737146436they started to remember it in later stuff with 14... then pissed it away
>>737146950Too much catering to normalfags. You had a few shitters like Tabata who wanted to casualize everything and just ended up driving away most of the audience.>>737083748There was an attempt at this a few hours ago, it archived after like 5 posts. I found it right after it archived. We have to do better than that.
>>737091062James fucking Bond?
>>737139238Aerith is 22 in FF7 making her an onesan
>>737106696Same
>>737147580James butt fucking Bond, more like.
>>737148049Me too, would still watch a 16-year-old girl changing.
>>737140671He clearly has good taste in women
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>>737065406Nothing? That's natural human behavior.I know everyone is all low-T or gooner-brain'd now, and have been conditioned by women to pretend and moralize but there was a time when we acted normal because we didn't have instant access to porn and weren't all low-T faggots with microplastic build-up in our testicles playing pretend on social media.Men are sexually attracted to women. We are animals.
>>737125203not that uncommon, really. started with the big cecil split, then you got odd ones like edgar pretty much being tailored towards being a dragoon despite starting as a machinist, mog/gau being weirdo berserker blue mages, tidus is a warrior/time mage hybrid, yuna is a white mage/summoner.you'd probably have seen more of it if most of the FF games didnt come with blank slate characters with heavy customization systems.
>>737080978It's perfect in FF9. Once you open a menu the time stops. Notice how the earlier haters didn't figure this out. Can you trust anything they say?
>>737065639It's even worse now with them thinking a 35 y/o shouldn't date a 25 y/o.
>>737151371Every FF game since the inception of ATB does that by default, bot-kun.
>>737065406I just remembered that in the play at the start of the game they jokingly suggested that Steiner should marry the princess. Even though that didn't happen, nobody seemed offended by the idea of a 30-something-year-old man marrying a 16-year-old girl. But apparently he loves stronk wahmyn who are so empowered that they're literally impossible to beat.
DESU the modern audience would probably change a shitload of things in a remake, teenage princess ass is the least of their problems. The game depicts an actual matriarchy being an imperialist warmongering shithole run by a roastie that no man would touch, where men are bumbling idiots and the army is led by a woman, and the entire nation is ultimately undone by the greed of women along with most of the planet. Kuja barely even does shit until the very end, he mostly just sits in his castle and sells weapons, using Brahne's greed ton set up her downfall. This is among the most anti-feminist stories in all of gaming.
>>737151859Oh yeah, and the only person in Alexandria's government who's trying to stop any of this is the teenage princess that the roasties who would do exactly what Queen Brahne did in her position are autistically screeching at you for lusting over.
>>737151859I thought it was Kuja who subtly nudged and manipulated Brahne into warpath, and then conveniently supplied cutting edge weaponry to get the invasion started. Garnet reminiscent about her mother being kinder when she was younger and her father was still alive. Kuja played a major role early on.
I used to think Blank and Marcus were cool.And that Ruby was hot.
Bump.This thread WILL get 500+ posts.
>>737151371FF9 sucks. Trance at a trash mob just before the boss fight? How do you go from FF7 limits to FF9 trance mechanics. Who thought this was a good idea.
>>737154590>How do you go from FF7 limits to FF9 trance mechanicsWith degenerate FF8 mechanics.
>>737154590Something that would actually be good to change in a remake would be to add the ability to hold onto Trance until you need it.
>>737154734That would break an already retardedly easy game.
>>737152687>the woman was a better person when she had a strong male figure in her lifeThat would make it even worse in their eyes.
>>737065406>Every male character, regardless of age, is lusting over the 15 year old princessThis is the plot of war and peace btw
>>737152690So you don't think that anymore then.
>>737154590You simply add a mod that makes trance not trigger automatically
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We did it, reddit! Another 500 post thread for the Theater Kids Classic!
>>737155278>Controversial opinion: FF9 doesn't need a remake
>>737155228>Duh let the community fix the game.What are you? Bethesda?
>>737155410Music here went so fucking hard
>>737155427The Moguri mod saved the disastrous FF9 remaster
make a new thread guys
>>737155708>>>/vg/
just busted a kupo nut
>>737155749Nigger
>>737156106Lonely retard.
>>737155168No, I still do.But I also used to
>>737155228>>737154590Gay. Try to simply get good. Honestly. You can't handle such simple mechanics. How fucking embarrassing.
>>737151486lol. I'm not the one who couldn't figure it out.
>>737148908If she's into it
>>737155228It's not a limit break. It is a form change with multiple limit break attacks. >>737154590You get them in every boss fight naturally. FF9 is great.
CLOUD>HAD SEXFEI>HAD SEXREX>HAD SEX WITH 3 WOMEN (REX MEANS KING, KING OF SEX)Are the rest of the MCs even trying? well, clearly Zidane is trying, at least. I really cant take seriously MinCels in jrpgs.
>>737151371Thats easy mode lmao. Its ACTIVE time battle, not WAIT time battle
