What killed Plants vs Zombies?It was on path to be the next Super Mario.
>>737065664what the hell
>>737065664Popcap trying to persue a mobile f2p model
>>737065664that's fuckin awesome, that rocks
>>737065664>dude what if le plant pot was le hornyFucking hate coomers. Fuckming jerking off to pvz plants, what the fuck. Not even the sex ones like solar flare, nah the fucking plant pot. Absolute retard. Like what you gonna do?? Stick your dick in the soil. Get earthworms on your dick do you? Stupid ass. Fuck off, this is retarded.
>>737065664wtf is this from, some sort of mod?
>>737066062oh go cool off manwhole ass sentence saying nothing, lmao
>>737066062>sees a funny joke image>goes into a fit and starts shrieking about "coomers"Why would anyone not want to be a "coomer" instead of whatever you are?
>>737065664Are you gonna post more of these horny mods or not?
>>737066062imagine being this braindead over a joke
>>737066435>funny >joke >image0/3, great job
>>737065664lmao what the fuck
>>737065664source?
I know this is about porn stuff but. Is there a non-cancer way to play PvZ2 and pvz3? Or shouldn't bother?
>>737066812here's a browser version of 2, no mtx involvedhttps://play.pvzge.com
>>737065664I think I need to unsee(d) this
>>737066812pvz2 has some versions online that are basically just the game reversed engineered. i forget what theyre called but like 1 quick search and someone on reddit will already have an answer.pvz3 is still in development hell and i think their like 4th version of the game is in public alpha in germany and the philippines or something retarded like that. probs not even worth anyway considering they keep trying to turn the formula into a mobile game and give it a worse artstyle each time
>>737065664Uh what's in the balloons
stop being addicted to porn, you arent "high test", you have a mental dependancy
>>737066893>>737066812https://pvzge.com/en/You can also download it rather than rely on browser
>>737067038huh? thought i heard a mosquito buzzing or somethinganyway, that's a hot pot
>>737067038Oh ok anon I will stopThank you for saving me
>>737067038>>737066663>>737066062this nigga's booty blasted
>>737067169no no no, he's saving /v/! he's a crusader or something!
>>737066062>>737067038Imagine putting your foot down. Drawing your line in the sand. Staking your entire pride on this. Your reputation. And then everyone has to look on the other end and see that what you're treating so seriously- "An infection of the mind. An addiction nobody should have." You're putting your entire heart and soul- your entire being- to fight plant pots with used condoms on 'em.
>>737067340and did he ever, even once, think to ask the plant what she thought? she seems to be enjoying the condoms
>>737067340>>737066435>>737066547>funny>jokeWhat exactly is funny about a plant pot with cum-filled comdoms on it? How is that humous in the slightest? Its nothing, the joke is nothing. Its not funny, its just:>What if plant pot but hornyFrankly, it makes me PISSED so "people" like you defacing one of the best games ever made. I have HUNDREDS of hours spent on PVZ, I have replayed it thousands of times, it is my favourite game. I know it like the back of my hand. Now fucking stop runining it you coomer tards and fuck back azkaban. Its like your pissing on the bible. FUCK OFF!!!
>>737067467i've seen bait like this before, it's almost always a front to reverse psychology anons into posting more plant sexo through baitingit usually works, to it's credit
enough joking and copingpost sexy plants
>>737067662oh my god i would love to
>>737067582>>737067467>>737065664>>737067662on-model is the best
imagine how different the world would be if humans could impregnate plants
god damn
>>737067582IM FUCKING SEROUS YOU COOMER FAGGOT! fucking bait? Its NOT fukcing bait, none of you fags have even played the games. The plants wouldn't fuck you, coom brained tard. Cut your fucking dick OFF
>>737067798
>>737067793True!
>>737067840*grabs you by the throat*Back the fuck off?!?!?
what's the hole for?
>>737067840What if I give them sunlight in exchange
>>737067798wow
>>737067340i dont care that you jack off, i know youre addicted and its making /v/ worse because we have to deal with your mental incapability too now
>>737067840here check this outhttps://files.catbox.moe/tm1uve.mp4
>>737068050
>>737068050DANGEROUSLY based
>>737067979*Teleports behind you*Omae wa mou shindeiru
>>737068164*Teleports my knife onto your balls*I SAID BACK THE FUCK OFF
>>737068050now post the fire log one,
>>737068070NTA, I swore I wouldnt jork it today, fuck. I regret clicking.
fuck plants and fuck tranny plants
>>737065664>>737066164>>737067793>>737068050Based plant-fuckers
>>737068297wtf i thought he was the bad guy?
>>737068247Nani!?
>>737068050>>737068070Source for the mod?
>>737068362we need to kill crazy dave, i've been saying this for YEARS
Im so fucking angry looking at this thread. Its like sexualising your childhood pet. You cant do this, its not right. My heart is honestly beating out of my chest with rage.
>>737068431no idea, but i know there's othershttps://files.catbox.moe/pb0h85.png
for me it's starfruit
>>737068559Dang
>>737068549I'm sorry Anon but the fact I can tell this is a real, genuine reaction and not sharty faggotry actually makes it kind of funny.
>>737068050>>737068070Holy FUARK
>>737068764...but would it look any different if it was just sharty faggotry..?
>>737068846A personal, impassioned disgust is pretty different from some fags who can't stop repeating the canned lines they were told to use in every single post. And so I feel fine with finding it pretty funny.
>>737068559Anal with the onion girl.
>>737069305garlic, if that makes it better or worse for you
alright finepost me the link to this porn version of pvz i'll play it
>>737069386i don't think it exists, i think they're just fanart made by the artist in this >>737068559 image
Omfg, the coffe bean spills her milk into the mushrooms wtf
>>737069386oh, it actually does (doesn't but might) existsubscribestar.adult/waneczka228 for what it's worth
>>737068498>>737069080>eyelashesThey knew exactly what they were doing.
>>737065664how would a NSFW PvZ even work?Zombies rape plants if they reach them or something?
>>737068260this is so stupid but i like ithttps://litter.catbox.moe/n84kmf55743q19gi.mp4
>pregnant watermelonawooga
>>737066062Loooove the use of the archaic "coomer" to pretend you ain't a braindead newfag. Joke's on you, that word was still around on the 2020s. Try "cumbrain" next time, you might fool an anon or two.
>>737070219That's a hot piece of ass
>>737070238it's really good in motionhttps://litter.catbox.moe/dngq01n8xmrxitap.mp4
>>737069367Even better, means she is tighter.
>>737070617https://litter.catbox.moe/7s8pw3cc1r6aqno5.mp4
>>737065664Today's a bad day to have eyes
>>737066062The fertile earth being soaked by the sky's rains is ancient stuff anon. Get with it
Why the fuck is it drawn so accurately tho ???
>>737068559searching with this and found ithttps://x.com/waneczka228never even thought about lewding pvz lol
>>737070945Sex...
>>737070974fearsome...
>you will never think for weeks on end how to sexualize a flower pot
>>737071329i love how the end result was "literally just the base game flower pot"i hope there's more like that in the full thing
>>737069080>>737068498>>737071265sex
>>737070691Last frame is after I'm done with her, for that day
>>737068050Imagine whe it explodes it sprays breast milk everywhere hahaha that would be pretty silly. Imagine if tge zombie got breast milk in his mouth and was like MMMMMM BREEAASSSSTMILK instead of BRAIIIIIIIIINNSSS something funny to think about right hahaha.
>>737068070Would Hypno-Shroom's breast milk cause you to have a bad trip?
>>737070957Similar to >>737072181The zombies should be walking with the dicks out and instead of eating your plants, they fuck them. If they reach your house they gangbang crazy Dave or his wife
>>737072306good questionhttps://litter.catbox.moe/hkt1j592bky7hou7.mp4
>>737072315he mentions that would be too hard to animate since plants are all in different positions, though he apparently is open to a coder joining and helping him make the mod
>>737068050>>737068559so, /co/omers entered the thread?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLOOETGncBI
>>737072817
>>737065664
>>737070310holy sexmy babies in there (100 fetuses, 2 weeks in)
golden fucking thread
>>737075892golden, like sunflower?
>>737072740Fuck, my coding skills are not that high to help with that.
>>737068498Peak sex, no tits or ass required.
>>737077936i might be a regular sunflower kind of dude
Imagine how weird it must be to be a human in the PvZ universe. You could be a NEET just minding your own business, then the next day you are fending off zombies with genetically altered plants capable of lethal force. All the plants have faces, all of them are alive. Strange, even a bit offputting to be sure, but it's what happens after those initial days of invasion. Your plants all start coming out of the ground, walking and talking all the while. You think they are going to come after you for sending so many of their brethren to their doom, but they do the exact opposite. They all treat with gratitude for bringing them to life and act like you are their faux father. This is all nice and such, but as time goes on and the zombie problem gets worse, they all slowly but surely start coddling you. They first make sure you aren't near the frontlines of the war, it would be a terrible blow to them if they lost the brains of the operations. Then they get you off the battlefield entirely, insisting you could help them a lot more at homebase. It isn't too long before they take over the plan handling entirely, giving you more of a morale support role at homebase. Even then, they do your job just as well as you, each of them making sure to give you a hug or something like it before heading out to battle. You confess your feelings of uselessness to one of the veteran plants, and they assure you that you are the biggest part of the war, that you and your safety is what every plant fights for. You then come to accept your role as the cheerleader for your many loving plant children, all eager to make you proud. Man, how weird that must be.
