The impossible choice.
Double thighjob
>>737067121First choice leftSecond choice left but violently
Neither, Chloe is the best girl.
Yahna
I choose titty elf.
>>737067367This is who I went with but brown elf and tsundre angel were close runner ups
I think she had by far the best banter with Alain, surprisingly intelligent and drawing out Alain's best qualities as a ruler.Well, that's on top of a killer body of course.
>>737067509Golem get ye gone
>>737067121Dinah
>>737067509its all thanks to those grilled fish she eats
>ChoosingSee this is why you're not king
>>737067262spbp
>>737067973whoree
>>737067973She is probably even lewder than her sister.
>>737067509I'm playing through UO right now and I had no interest in Selvie but then I promoted her and she shot up to #1
>>737068302shes a introvert so most likely
Fuck left just once to satisfy my curiosity, then marry right.
>>737068001You're gonna get a unicorn horn up the ass if you keep thinking like that
>>737067509very compelling arguments
>>737068001
>>737069580Based Unicorn keeping monogamy alive and well.
>brown elves will never be realtruly there is no end to our suffering
Why are leoretards associated with fantasy when they didn't exist during the medieval periodYes I understand, leotards are hot, but I still wonder how this connection started
>>737070709off the cuff I'm going to assume it stems from tights being used a lot in theatre and plays for simple quick outfits and it eventually just made a connection between ye olden times and tights which turned into leotards for a sexier version that shows more skin
>>737067121Not impossible at all, Rosalinde won the popularity poll, and bigly
>>737067121my impulse says Rosalinde, but at the end of the day I prefer pink nipples over brown nipples so maybe Eltolinde is the right choice after all...
>>737070709If I were to guess artists in the 70's and 80's were inspired by swimsuit models and fitness trends so you got leotards and bikinis
>>737070709>>737071476I'm going to theorize it might originate from superhero comic convention bleeding into fantasy comics and by extension manga and anime.
>>737067384same. quite the easy choice in fact
>>737067121The fuck are you talking about?It's Rosa, it's not even close.
>knife earsif theys so smart why does they die first in every wargh?
>>737067384>>737073016brutal
>>737067121>impossible>one of them is brownObviously right wins by default. It's cute you think left had a chance.
>>737073928It's ok when Japan does it, but unironically unironically
>>737067367Something very kino about making a woman at least 10 times your age your queen.
>>737073928Depending on where you're from, left is the normal girl and right is the exotic choice.
The easiest choice.
Imagine being a human hunter.And becoming the hunted.
>>737067121Left.Not so impossible.
>>737067121Right in public to keep up appearances but left behind closed doors as my true love.
/v/ be like:>West does nigger elves>WOKE WOKE WOKE>Japan does nigger elves>SEX SEX SEX
>>737078740>West does nigger elvessucks because they usually exist for leftie brownie points>Japan does nigger elvesbased because they usually look like the character designer has a woman fetish
>>737067121I enjoy a good choco from time to time, but I'm more of a vanilla person
I chose the third option.
>>737074917For me, it was either her or the Amazon and I chose snu-snu.
>>737067121My penis is interested in this game. Sell my brain on it.
>>737067121Easy choice.
>>737082736It's an autobattler.
>>737082736Very solid SRPG, plays like Ogre Battle with more control over units' actions if you've ever played that. Pretty long game as well with a good amount of content. It is a Vanillaware game though so there's a lot of conflicting game systems that make one scratch their head. And like most SRPGs the difficulty of the AI just cannot hold up past the beginning parts so if you're smart you definitely have to self-nerf to avoid stomping the whole game. Story is whatever, estranged prince has to take back the lands from evil guy. But the characters and dialogue I found quite good. Gorgeous game and the soundtrack is amazing as well. 8/10 for me for sure but I love Ogre Battle.
>>737082736The girls are the only good thing about it, sadly. The gameplay looks like it has a lot of depth on the surface, but its shallow and monotonous.
>>737067121God I wish brown elves were real. I'd even settle for brown girls being real.
>>737082736It's a pretty solid strategy RPG. Its only notable flaw is that the difficulty is pretty low.
>>737076253D-Did he get hagged?
>>737078740>West does nigger elves>Literally uppity negress with modern day Earthlican politics expected from a negress>Japan does nigger elves>The only thing modern is they have elastic/spandex or magical stretchy fabrics that fit the curves of their feminine bodies.
>>737067121It's a pretty 'vanilla' choice, but I ended up choosing Scarlett. Dunno what it says about me, but her somewhat needy side was oddly endearing Also she has an AMAZING chest
>>737067367b-b-b-based
>>737067121Who are these sluts?
>>737085852Elven princesses from Unicorn Overlord. The dark elf is SUPER thirsty for the MC, while the other one is a little more restrained (untill you do her side stuff; turns out she's just as thirsty)
>>737085852
Gameplay question; how do get max butterflies for the elf twins? Do you have to essentially plan out a full 'first action, second action' etc tactic list?
>>737069795Brown elves ARE real
Imagine getting lost in the forest and being found by haggy elves...
Not enough Virginia appreciation in this thread. Cease your niggelf worship and kneel before your Queen.
>>737069712monogamy is probably the biggest killer of natural selections influence over mankind
>>737081957Excellent taste.
>>737087031I can tell you the Queen is the better one when it comes to kneeling, though.
For me it's incestuous relations with the girl that looks and acts like my mom
>>737086662that's just a brown girlbrown elves have an extra smug and pointy ears that humans simply can't replicate.
>>737089454don't fuck your cousin.
>>737081957very understandable
Is this game like FE where you just do 3 events with someone then you marry them and that's it? Or is there any more to it?
>>737089768You can't tell me what to do.
WATCH OU
>>737090239yeah. you need to find locations on the map and level up their hearts. not all areas are accessible
>>737090501AROUND ELVES
>>737086469They get a passive that is plus one farie every time they do an active skill at level 35.
>>737086031Does Unicorn Overlord have good romance? I've heard the story isn't a very big focus.
human realms run PSAs never to fuck elvestoo many teenagers have slipped off to the woods and been dumped back into their villagers in their middle 30s, now ruined for human women, and embittered, never to be a husband or father
>>737074917Personally I prefer to headcanon her getting together with her brother Travis.
I'm playing UO for the first time and just unlocked my chocolate waifu.
>>737067121would have absolutely picked the elves if not for the childhood friend
>>737096773Chloe is pretty hard to resist.
>>737091112The romance is limited but who you choose does become important for the True End of the game.So while it does factor who you pick into the game's final scenario, something most RPGs with romance hardly ever do, the flirting is minimal since it's a gameplay focused game than a narrative/story focused one.
Do (you) like ditzy griffon riders?
>>737067121 >choco-vanilGOY
>>737074153Never said it.
>>737067121A game ruined by its localization translation
>>737067121beregaria
>>737096731it's a good color scheme for her
>>737067121so do people actually like unicorn overlord or do you guys only talk about it for the chocolate and vanilla elves?
>>737100202The game is funBut also too easy to even discuss the gameplay parts of it. If you even have a slight sense of strategy and target priority then it is incredibly simple to make multiple formations to break the game even on the highest difficulty.
>>737100190
>>737100202i like it. i beat it three times and i will likely beat it more in the future. i wish there was an actual post-game so you could do things with the bonus characters besides arena shit.
>>737100231Yeah, it's a bit of a shame. The system is way deeper than the challenges of the game, although I also get how "breaking the game" by yourself can feel rewarding.
>>737100339And?
Dinah!
>>737085636Scarlett is exactly what you want from a childhood friend type main girl. She's not a doormat, she's got a feisty playful side alongside the sweetness, but also she has fucking honking great tits which reminds you that these homegrown tits you've been spending time with are actually special.
I dropped it after ten hours because the gameplay was too easy on hard and the story was awful, I kinda wanna pick it up again cuz the gameplay was still kinda neat, fuck.Maybe I'll grab it once Switch 2 gets hacked?
>>737100601>>737100339I never tested, but is it possible to make the body suit skin colored?
>>737101583white is the closest you'll get. beren's pretty pale though so it sort of works.
>>737098774No.>>737100202I loved Ogre Battle, and had been wanting something similar for a long time.
>>737101082gameplay gets netter when you have more units
>>737103043Fran is so cute. I love how her ringing scene is her hiding behind her griffon.
>>737103202I had like five squads of 4-5 units mostly uniques (as in characters, not unique classes) IIRC, I liked it but definitely felt like everything just kinda falls over if you play smart.
>>737100202Love it. Even if it did feel like 40 hours of my playthrough was spent tinkering around in menus.
Every time I want to do another playthrough, I realise I have to boot up my Switch again and lose all motivation.
Those are leotards, they are not panties. Do not be fooled, Vanillaware are still cowards.
>>737067121I had Alain marry Gilbert cause I thought they were both a touch boring and nice and it could be cool thematically to have Cornia and Drakenhold mend their relations
>>737104041Virginia marry Gilbert if Alain don't marry her.
>>737067121Not really, pale always wins over dark.
>>737090231
>>737103635Perfection.
>>737098774Honourable and idealistic bimbo with big boobs and a big heart is peak archetype
>>737067121Considering that one is white and the other isn't, it's an extremely easy choice.
>>737067121Elves are such a psyop in this game. You'd have to be retarded to doom your entire kingdom for (hopefully) a century of elven pussy
>>737106196
>>737073338I loved the orcs in Endless Legend, I wish they had been a full faction. Tundra hunters with really good archery skills is not a common way to represent them.
