I used to be able to do this, but now drinking just makes me unable to concentrate. Are there any games where you can drunk game properly? Got some whisky here and don't want it to go to waste.
>>737073283vermintide, darktide back in the day l4d.
Yeah go play some friendslop like Schedule 1. You have friends online don't you?
>>737073453Not really. I hate small talk, so I can't have online friends. I would appreciate the idea of a community where you play online but without any expectation of small talk, but unfortunately I don't think that exists.
>>737073492fighting games
I don't drink alcohol.Never have, never will. Chugging poisons is gross and makes you a moron.
>>737073794No, like, I know there are many games with matchmaking where you can do this. But I mean a community where you can group up to play games like Schedule or Peak together, but without any small talk.
I like to do time trials in the classic need for speed games. Just doing laps and soaking in the atmosphere while co-ordination is still reasonable. Especially with the great soundtracks the games have.
>>737073283I'm invading in Elden Ring right now and having a great time, beer drunk though <10% over a period of 8 hours. Whisky would get me drunk too fast and I wouldn't be able to do shit.
>>737073859You sound like a close minded moron.
>>737074017Yeah but I need to drink two beers per hour to make it fun, and it makes me feel like shit if I drink more than, like, four total. Which doesn't make me too drunk at all. Whisky is the only way to transcend a modest threshold of drunkness.
>>737074098I kinda think it depends on how familiar you are with the game you're playing, if you know the game in and out or it's all in your muscle memory you can get hammered and play it just fine. If you have to learn anything then you're going to have a bad time.
Drunk factorio is something else, particularly when you check your work sober the next session
>>737073859Yeah thanks for your input anon I expect to see more of your high quality and informative posts in the next stoner thread.
>>737073283A fighting game or shooter that I'm just playing fir fun? Yeah.But if I have to care about the story? Nope
I hope they release alcarelle soon so I can be drunk more often but without the stigma
>>737074650Is this raeeel?
>>737074770Long time away before it's anything but absolute goyslop like white claw
>>737073283Been watching uncharted 4 while drunk, its good
>>737073283of course now if i want to progess in a game thats different but fuck it going 0/10 in cs is enjoyable. and excellent when your drunkass gets the occasional mvp. Your team will hate you but who gives a fuck.
>>737073283You can play games while sober?Everyone and I mean EVERYONE who plays games is at least drunk, high or very very old.
For me it is Guinness.
Nah I lose all volition and just end up listening to music and shitposting on /v/ all night the moment I have more than one drink. Can't really focus on anything drunk. That said, I did manage to get through a 0.7L whiskey bottle while playing Alan Wake 2 for like 12 hours straight when it came out so I guess sometimes it works.
>>737075406That's like drinking 2 hamburgers every glass
Why do cigarette cartons in various countries require all these disgusting warning labels showing the dangers of smoking but alcohol which is comparably bad doesn't
Reminder that alcohol is one of the big three causes of aging
>>737073283Last time I got drunk played through RE9 to get the speedrun achievement. It was a good time.
>>737075584A lot less greasy than 2 burgers and tastes a lot better as well. Feels good man.
>>737075637Because fuck you, drink beer
yes but i don't really get very drunk since i'm a light drinker even though i drink most daysi play singleplayer games now but i used to always top meters in raid while doing a shit ton of assorted drugs
>>737075406That's a good beer but I can't have lots of them, very heavy
Dark rum, ginger beer and a wedge of lime with a little bit of ice to chill is a perfect dark and stormy.
>>737075304Kek CS is also my go-to when I'm very drunk. Even if I perform awfully I'm still having fun and laughing at them flipping out in voice chat.
>>737075848Your best gaming credentials are staying on top of the dps meters a few times? Oof.
One day i'd like to try Malort just for the experience.
>>737076138considering i've never been a competitive fag yeah my CE's and M+ ratings are my "best gaming credentials" by your zoomzoom standards.
Any gamers into home-brewing? I'm thinking of buying some pressure fermentation equipment for beer. I want something hoppy and light with lots of carbonation.
>>737073283TF2. Playing drunk is how you get the absolute sickest Demoman frags.
>>737075062Yeah it's scheduled to release in 2028 after the 3rd ff7 game
>>737076351b-but what about FF9?
>>737076340Is this worth it at all? Seems like wasting a lot of money to make shit beer and be content at the fact that I was the one who made it.
>>737073283DUDE BEER LMAO
>get hammered>dust off ps2>play burnout 2 at an unreasonable volume good shit>>737076340I made a load of kilju as it is easy as shit to make and while I needed to mess with the flavourings it was cheap as shit blackout juice. I plan to have another go soon by making like 8L of the stuff and leaving it to ferment with turbo yeast (comes out at 15-18% lmao) to see what that is like.
>>737076406i'm assuming it's fun anon. same reason i make my own maple syrup
>>737073283league ARAM drinking games...
>>737075637>comparably badlollmaoThey're both bad but not comparable in the slightest.
>>737076340I've only made Kilju using turbo yeast. It's hideous disgusting muck but once you filter it enough times (siphon very still), you get booze that's about 100x cheaper than anything else available, around 18-22% depending on... conditions. It's a bad idea if you tend to drink opportunistically.
>>737073904>popular human social activity for hundreds of thousands of years is….LE POISONzoomers are mindbroken
>>737076095>Even if I perform awfully I'm still having fun and laughing at them flipping out in voice chat.exactly
>>737073283I only have a preference for cornslop beers like Corona, what's the next step for tastelets like me who want to enjoy heavier beer?
>>737076340i've homebrewed in jail and prison a whole bunch of times. it hit the spot like no other despite being disgusting
>>737076497You're right alcohol is worse
>>737076545So was cannibalism but you don't see people promoting that.
>>737076406The plastic stuff seems really cheep>>737076454Is it good?
I played Mercy while drunk to see if she's still easy to play. It was. It really was.
>>737076616It's kinda gross, tastes like a more bitter/acrid white wine but yeastier. t. The other kiljuanon. It becomes more tolerable if you cold-crash it and siphon it very carefully a couple times, but it'll never be *good*.
>>737076572Damn, air yeast?
>>737076625Mercy is extra fun to play drunk because you can LARP as an egirl pocket with the dps of your choice with her voicelines
>>737076591>but you don't see people promoting that.Neither were the people back then retard, all of the Aztec's neighbors wanted them dead for engaging in human sacrifice. >b-b-but entire cities wereChinese people eating dead bodies while trapped and starving in a besieged city is not exactly my idea of an enjoyable social activity.
>>737073361>Tried playing darktide drunk one time after going to a bar with buddies.>Trying my best to not burn all my recon lasrifle ammo.>Forget that I have a health bar 90% of the way through. Go down. Get back up after buddy helps me out. Go down again. >Wake up the Super sleepy Nergle Creepy 9000>DieI felt like a fucking retard and closed the game immediately after extract.
>>737076616>Is it good?Its a drink only prisoners and alcoholics make because it is so fucking cheap. It will never taste nice but after 3 glasses of it you won't care.
>>737076686I'm not that poor or alcoholic lol, I want to make something good.
>>737076729in jail you use apples/oranges/pears, save up 15-20 little orange juices, get sugar from the kitchen, a couple pieces of bread, and crushed jolly rancherslet it sit for 4 or 5 days, "burping" it of air a couple times a day in prison you have better access to things and can even get real yeast sometimes, plus better/more fruit and a shit ton of sugar rather than scrounging up a little bit. that and much better privacy and space to actually make it and hide it
>>737076880How many people have you seen get sick from a bad batch? Also does it really taste/smell like baby poop?
>>737077192i've never seen anyone get sick from it, it's also not super strong where i've seen anyone get really wasted since it's better to share with a few people and all get a nice buzz your tolerance is absolutely fucking nonexistant in jail too, i'm a heavyweight when it comes to weed even with no tolerance but something about being in jail even taking 1 or 2 hits of shitty weed and i'm absolutely fried, i think it's a mental thing due to the environmentas for the smell/taste, it objectively isn't a pleasant smell but since you know it's alcohol it's easy to manage to enjoy it, it's not like you have to choke it down, but it is still lukewarm and gross
What's the best beer/alcoholic drink you've ever tasted?
>>737077446Weed + alcohol is the best
>>737077456for me it's frozen margaritas at mexican restaurants
i used to drunk q MOBAs which was pretty fun.Most likely you're probably going too fast and overwhelming your body, instead of slowly raising the inebriation
I play all my vidya drunk because im a raging alcoholic
>>737073283I used to get drunk and play ffxiv and jojos hftf with my friends. One of my buddies refused to do any book learning for jojos so beating him in jojo was easy. I played ffxiv like shit but i played ffxiv like shit sober.
Fighting games while drunk is a double edged swordOn one hand, you take your losses much easier and good mentality is a big key onlineBut on the other, you end up doing basic combos because you'll drop anything even remotely hard and having sluggish reactions isn't good in a genre where shit comes out in 5 framesso the answer is "maybe"
>>737077897Everyone should drink while playing fighting games
>>737077646The moment I think about tiguila I feel like puking
>>737073283For me its fighting games and Deadlock. It's nice to have a beer when you're having to wait a minute to respawn or between matches.
>>737077456It'slike asking for the best food I've had, there's so many great ones I can't possibly pick one out. But I'm personally a big fan of mead and the bet I've had was probably the one british trust sells,from lyme bay winery
>>737077589(alcohol and weed enhance each other, be careful when doing this shit, just saying)
Only games I can seem to play well drunk are Tekken and Sea of Thieves.
>>737073283>drunkNah>highBetter than sober, my touhou completes were all high
>>737078442>meadMy nigga, what brand?
>>737073283I only game while drunk, and then before I black out I send hate mail to gaming companies that piss me off>Day 534 of sending hate mail to their contact us formhttps://sweetbabyinc.com/I also sometimes send letter to the composers and music directors for video games if I like the music.
>>737078508That's cheating anon, weed is basically a performance enhancer for shmups.
>>737078539nigger read after the word "mead"https://lymebaywinery.co.uk/mead/Bought some after visiting a castle and it was lovely
>>737073361Last time i played Vermintide really drunk i was host so they couldnt kick me and spent most of the mage tower level jist typing song lyrics i to chat. I completely fucked up the final fight against sienna's sister and we wiped. Someone told me to kill myself. Good times
>>737078618IKR, I become a cautious coward and don't hog bombs to my death.
>>737078058Drink what?
>>737075406>Guinness on draft>it's served at the perfect temperature
>>737073283I can't even get drunk anymore it's fucked
>>737078442mulled mead is god tier I've never tasted anything as delicious in my life, after that is hot sake
Spooky games when buzzed are fantastic.
>>737078682Cool, can't import any of that shit to my country even though we're "vikings", guess I'll have to make my own.
>>737078760Neck a bunch of pints, go for a curry (guinness demands a curry not a kebab) then possibly go back for more guinness.
>>737078742Grape soda Saucy, grape soda.
>>737073283I don't drink personally. Not really a fan of a the smell or taste of alcohol. Any other flavor just gets drowned out by it to me.However, there is a friend of mine I game with all the time who is my bro for life (known him ever since I can remember), and I can instantly tell he's drunk because his tell is he'll just randomly go "I love you man" "You're my best friend" to me out of nowhere. I'll then ask him if he's been drinking and he's always surprised I know just off that.There was one time we played Portal 2 and the longer we played the more he drank. He got better and faster at solving puzzles the drunker he got.
>>737073361this but I only think it really works when on adderallyou become a retard savant blind to the rest of the world and enter bullet time.
>>737078442Fruit Cognac is usually pretty good.
>>737074098Yeah 4 beers is when it gets pointless. I don’t even catch a buz after that unless I go from 3 or 4 beers to about 9. Then I feel like a bloated shitting retard the whole next day, being addicted to beer is pretty awful. I also want to eat more when drinking so it’s more expensive because of that as well. I don’t even consider beer true alcoholism, you just feel fucking bloated all the time.
>>737079206The thing I like to do with beer is drinking two or three after fasting for a whole day. You get a very good buzz. But yeah if I'm not wasted it's not worth it. Great for women though, my gf can get very drunk with beer no matter what.
>>737079304>if I'm not wasted it's not worth itshit I mean if I'm not fasted*
>>737078906Fuck thatI'm getting a reuben
>>737073283I literally drink a fifth of vodka and an energy once a week. Sometimes I play Gayrim, since it's fun to feel immersed, or I'll emulate old platformers, play trackmania 2 until I'm to drunk to keep up or play Talos principle until puzzles are way too difficult. But usually an rpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Ta3H-ck6s
>>737079127>he got better and faster at solving puzzles the drunker he gotThats how I am, until I drop off that cliff somewhere 4-5 hours in. Such is the life of an alcoholic though, oh well
>>737073859kill yourself
Something that doesn't requieres much concentration, Minecraft, terraria, maybe some rogue-lite game like Roguelegacy, The binding of Isaac or Hades. Vampire survivor and any clone is also fun. I played half of the new Super Meat Boy 3D drunk, I wanted to play the whole game drunk, but it was so fun I couldn't resist to play some sober
Sipping a nice can of Asahi right now myself and playing Slay the Spire 2
>>737079773Yea, I'm a good guy. Tom Waits was a genius.
I like arcade games when I'm drunk. There's no story to follow, no progression, no long-term decisions, no map, no side quests... I just press Start and start playing.It's perfect for playing when you're drunk.
How many alcoholics are listening to Tom Waits right now? It's the ultimate drunk music after all.
>>737073361thisits awesome
Resident evil 4.
>>737073283I don't drink because I care about my liver and have seen what it does to people
>>737080774You can drink without listening to Tom Waits? Whaaat?
>>737081313>I don't drink because I care about my liverNot a concern until you're 50 unless you are drinking an insane amount>and have seen what it does to peopleThe weak can ruin themselves with literally anything
>>737080774>>737081318Literally never heard about this boomer until now. Gave it a listen and it's trash. At least listen to some good unc core like Supertramp or Electric Light Orchestra.
>>737073859>t. sits down for 12 hours a day, eats like shit and doesn't exercise
>>737080774You're going to have to specify which era because Tom Waits of all people does not make 1 type of music
What's a good amount of time to 'reset' from drinking? I don't drink throughout the week but I do drink a lot on most weekends and while I don't have any health concerns really I still feel like a break couldn't hurt. a month?
>>737074650you just know
>>737081275>Resident Evil 4The new one or the good one?
>>737081459>>737081515The guy is like David Bowie, tons of styles, pick your own. All drunk
>>737081459>filename
>teen thread
>>737081689yes
>>737081818Oh boomer bless us with your boomer wisdom
>>737081459https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OGK74GOanU
We're all suddenly too old for this thread now, funny how that works.
Maybe the truth you've been seeking all along is right here, right between your eyes and you never noticed it. It happens you know,
>>737082450This is awful. Here's some real good unc music, unc.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONxp_lLXWGk
It's dangerous to ignore your own impulses without knowing what they truly mean. You might misinterpret, living till your last day without ever truly knowing, and then figuring out in a way most unexpected, and unpleasant. Nature is not your enemy.
>>737082841>chatgpt, put together all the 80s electronic music into one singletrack
>>737082653The "truth" is I'm going to piss in your bed and shit on your toilet seat after pouring out all your booze and filling it with 1/2 water 1/2 Chlorine for being a corny faggot.
>>737082450>>737082841https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfvsMqIRG6E
>>737083040>if alcohol wasn't enough
I just listen to tina turner's greatest hits when boozing and gaming.
>>737073283Games you can play with friends and more gameplay focused video games that you've played multiple times before. For me it's crash bandicoot 1-3, RE4, DS1, sometimes vanquish, and every decent-good horde shooter
>>737083037>too badass for truth, I'll bade in acid and listen to ear-cancer instead
I'll either play a comfy singleplayer sandbox like minecraft or something, or a multiplayer fps with like 32+ players where I can just turn my brain off
>>737076454
>>737080774>*spoopy marimba and sad trumpet plays*>OHHHHHHHHHEAHHHHHHHHHHEAHHHHHHAHHAHHHHHAHHHHTHEOHHHHHHHHHHHHYEAHHHHHHHH>*off key guitar solo*
>>737083262>Either drown your brain in liquid alcohol for 100 years or kill yourself right nowThanks for making the choice so easy, have fun.
>>737082450I KNEW THIS SHIT SOUNDED FAMILIAR!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaTSQzYIR3U
>>737083514Underground motherfucker
>>737073283JRPGs. There's plenty of them out there.
>>737083434relax anon, some stress relief is a healthy part of living
>>737083434At least some of us are having fun in this thread kek
>>737083591>>737083651I don't concern myself with the lives of niggers
>>737081729Bowie’s scary monsters album is peak druk core
>>737083651There's always one anon in these sorts of threads. Have a cheers on me bro.
Slav King - instrumental [10 hours]
>>737083708it's so sad to see zoomers making their entire personalities how they don't do any drugs. this is why you're depressed all the time. this is why you're offing yourselves off at record rates. this is why 50% of you are virgins in your 20s
>>737083827I wish I did less drugs just to prove you wrong
Time for some tomfoolery.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA3YKLc20I4
>>737073283I love playing Eve Online because for how brutal of a permadeath PVP MMO it is, basically everyone is drunk or high 24/7 when playing it. I'm still friends with a few legend substance-abuse corpmates from over 15 years ago. One was a germanbro who was perma-stoned and would mumble about Loki fits every night. The other was a 75yo British geezer who'd chug a bottle of scotch each night and complain about Goons (SomethingAwful forums)
I didn't know there was anyone left on /mu/ to break containment. Then again we've not had IAOS so that is a bonus.
>>737083979How's goonfleet doing in current year?
>>737083827this. drugs defined my life and led me to actually getting puss, having metric fucktons of fun, and ultimately reproducing.imagine being a drugless cuck, lmfao
>>737083734It's a bit homosexual and nonsensical but yea, sure.
>>737080774Not an alcoholic, but whenever I get drunk, I always end up listening to some Peter Gabriel. https://youtu.be/PgBoqlJAs6g?si=_KC-pGViDAaqH3FD
>>737073283Warframe, with the live Ghost 2018 at the Roxy in Atlanta playing as your music.
there is nothing like getting hammered and mowing down crowds of noobs in chivalry 2. thats been my friday night plan for a few years now, never gets old. in fact, i think i'm gonna do that right now
>>737084162Do you like dick in your ass by any chance?
>>737073859You're 19 years old
>Tfw I sometimes put on Gamer tavern music after drinking Coke & Whiskey. Shit's comfy man.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPZfXG5fEok
>>737073283>my brain keeps visualizing that webm of Tracer doing the splits instead of two beers whenever I scroll past this image quicklyI need to stop jacking off. I think I will start today
Fix me a vodka and coke and i've got a good night sorted.
I thought my brain would get better if I didnt drink for a while but nothing changes it just makes weekends less fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGpiIhlVZzULike listen to this shit, it's not about fucking bitches, material wealth or being satisfied with what you've got, it's about something more important. The memories you keep and the memories you don't.This guy is the real deal.
>>737084269fugg i completely forgot i had that game. bought it when it came out, played like 10 minutes then forgot about it. what its skill curve compared to mordhau? is it even worth getting into now or will i just get mowed down by people like you?
>>737084503You need Gamer slops my guy. Also I have a thing where if I feel mental fog coming on I wash my face in cold water for a few minutes. Usually does the trick.
>>737073283tf2
>>737084715its a 5 year old game so yes, there is a large population of no lifers like me who have been playing it nonstop since release. but the game has also been given away for free numerous times, and goes on sale regularly (like 2 weeks ago), so there are lots of new faces thrown into the meat grinder frequently. its a very casual game anyway, nothing to rip your hair about or rage over. if you play the 32v32 modes you'll be another soldier getting mowed down like the rest of us, i die constantly (but take lots of people down with me)i can't compare it to mordhau because its the first game of its type that i ever got into, but i've heard in threads that its very casualized/streamlined compared to mordhau or chiv 1. if you already have it, its absolutely worth giving it another try, they added a lot of really cool maps in the few years they supported the game - truly one of the most fun multiplayer games i've played in my 30+ years of gaming
>>737076625>Overwatchthis is the only game i get good at drunk.
>>737084715>what its skill curve compared to mordhau?mordhau is garbage because some very few players played for a thousand hours to get good enough to abuse mechanics that make them literally unstoppable
>>737085275Makes sense, feeling looser can help maintain focus in a competitive setting.
>>737085531Yea, feeling like a loser will help you be a better loser.
>>737085531i get more aware of the team and seem to make better in the moment decisions faster. sober i pause more to think what i want to do and get wrecked by faster players. but at some point too much drink and i am gonna sleep at the keyboard
>>737073859Gen Z has entered the chat
>>737085940he was talking about a looser asshole anon
>>737086059oooooooooooooh, I might be able to help with that.
>>737085531i took acid and played valorant for the first time with some friends and they all kept dying and i kept wiping the entire enemy team while my whole team was dead and they screamed with disbelief in the voice chat lmaoprobably could have done it sober if it were possible to focus that well on such a stupid ass game without being fucked out of my mind and hallucinating
>>737076562i think my trajectory way back when i started was something like budweiser/corona>heineken>olde english>ipas
>>737085531there's a very narrow band of drunkenness where your performance does increase
I need more alcohol
>>737089239I have one last bottle of Voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA, want it?
>>737082841It's funny that I know this from the Daicon animation but didn't realize it was by ELO.
>>737089873I guess it's water for me
>>737089979Wait Daicon animation used this?
yes
>>737073283I fly better after two beers.
I'm like 220 pounds but 3 average beers knock me rather definitely on my ass. Why am I such a lightweight? Is it just because I don't do it every week?
>>737073283a good open world game is excellent for binge drinking, all those issues people have with them become strengths when you have a life. the objectives are marked, there's navigation points indicating where to go, which is great when you're immersed and a bit forgetful, now you don't have to cross reference the journal and talk to the NPCs anymore, you can just go to the next thing. games don't treat you like you're stupid, they treat you like you're strapped for time.
I drink and play arcade games every night when I get home from the cuck cage
>>737091823There's a major genetic component to alcohol tolerance. Probably just luck of the genetic lottery. It's not all bad, getting knocked down quickly by alcohol makes you much less likely to become an alcoholic.
>>737073283I hate to do it. I play a lot of story heavy games and I can't remember the plot events the next day
>>737073859I wish I had your resolve bro. You are completely right. We killed cigarettes, you kids help us kill alcohol.
>>737089239It’s expensive basically a decent meals worth.
I get shit faced and come back from the bar and fuck people up in Pavlov VR and then get killed in Tarkov VR
>>737073859This makes jews seethe
>Boot up whatever forza game I feel like playing that day>Open a cold one>Play some post rock while driving>Get absolutely shitfacedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx41Cgczur4It's great desu
I drink every night and for the last 2 months have been playing Vintage Story every month.Before now I would play strategy or logistic games and it was great with drinking.>start game>make increasingly bad decisions as I drink more>save, go to bed, forget what plan I had>next day, load up game>see the mess that I left the game in>now there's a unique scenario with strange problems to overcome>repeat until liver failureIt's best done with turn based games but it made Factorio a fucking blast.
well I'm hammered nad have to go to work in a few hoursgnight you fucks
>>737075406love me a guinness. these days, i go for stella. it's my favorite "beer flavored beer" around.
CS2 with friendsLeague of legends ranked top lane Tryn 300 CS p minute (and throwing)Modded Assetto Corsa & Tokyo Xtreme Racer (with Wangan Midnight OST)VF5 (I should learn shun but I just play Lion)
>>737080774me and my friends went from>20s>strange metal with keyboard and orchestra>weird pretentious ipasbefore the natural evolution to >30s>ac/dc>miller litelast weekend we were in my garage, casually killing two 24 packs, a miller lite, and a labatt 50, just talking shit, blasting music, tossing beer cans across the garage into a recycling bin. it was pure bliss. my zoomer girlfriend came in and looked at us and went>are you guys actually just gonna sit there and get drunk all dayand every one of us just went>yeah>yes>yup>uh huhembrace boomerism, it's great. i got into bed with my girlfriend drunk as shit, started feeling her up, told her i was gonna turn her pussy inside out, then passed out on top of her lmao
>>737101157>gf go back
>>737073859Social drinking is fun but if you sit in your own home and drink piss water while watching tv or playing video games you are not human.
>>737084503If you kept drinking you'd feel like shit. So by not feeling tired at noon you are in fact better
>>737079206Pour it into a tall glass and let it foam up all the way before drinking. It will reduce the bloat and you can gorge more
>>737079206Yup pretty much how it goes. Now I get 2 tallboys and finlandia. Keeps me nice and thin