I always pick the country bumpkin in farming games
horse cuck
>>737075370That looks like more than 30g of daily sugar intake.
>summer dress>bare feet>baby bumpnow we can game
>>737075370Where can I marry this stallion breeder.
>>737075370sourse?
>>737075745I would never cuck my horse
>>737075370I need to get fit so women that look like this will give me the time of day
>>737075370same
>>737075370artist?
>>737076679>whitest ethnicity in america>brown???
>>737075370based
>>737078049yjk!!!!YJK!!!!!
>>737075370I married Karen in HM64, Ann in FoMT and Lily in SI.
>>737078049Me on the right btw
>>737078257For me it's
As a 29 unc, I have come to realize the unbelievable appeal of the girl next door/farmgirl/plain jane archetype, compared to more flashy ones like goths or cheerleaders or whatever.It's hard to explain, but you youngsters will get it eventually. There is something unbelievably attractive about a humble, down to earth woman.
>>737077627Actually white man here; white men don't fetishize country white girls because they're just boring and common to us. Actual white men are conquerors and dream of new lands and distant shores, not settling for the common gutter options you've seen a million times growing up. Real white men dream of Asian and other exotic women to tame.By the same token only browns and other sub-equator lowlifes obsesses over the idea of a pure white waifu, because they covet what they don't have. Despite not being white they are still men, and dream only of what they do not already possess.Understand?
>>737075370For me, it's Karen.
>>737077627the romanticization of the country being full of hot white blonde cowgirls is a delusion held by some misanthropic /pol/cels, but moreso by browns and thirdies. If you see excessive thirst over Americana and specifically blondes it's almost certain brown hands typed the postif you actually go to a small town in the south or midwest (i.e. you are actually American and have observed reality), everyone young and old is obese and ugly. they gorge on ultra processed slop, their skin is cracked by age 24, and all they know is Walmart and tv.the very, very few women with any hotness potential are dying to leave and make for a big city the first chance they get.the fantasy of it is like how some Americans believe Japanese high schools and rural life is like anime
>>737076974Ah I married Nami in AWL.
>>737075370
>>737078613Absolutely RANCID
>>737078473>>737076679Kinda seems like projection. I only knew one girl that grew up on a farm and she was literally a very tall blonde with huge tits and had many kids.Got just a little fat doe and married her distant cousin.
>>737078450Shut the fuck up retard.
>>737078450>Actually white man herebrownest post on /vrowns right now
>>737078450>Actually white man here; white men don't fetishize country white girls because they're just boring and common to us. Actual white men are conquerors and dream of new lands and distant shores, not settling for the common gutter options you've seen a million times growing up. Real white men dream of Asian and other exotic women to tame.>By the same token only browns and other sub-equator lowlifes obsesses over the idea of a pure white waifu, because they covet what they don't have. Despite not being white they are still men, and dream only of what they do not already possess.>Understand?
>>737076392>>737077279topsieturvy I suppose, but do your own search
>>737075370I pick the broken ones because they have the best subplots.
>>737075370Source or rope
>>737075370Same desu
>>737075745Humans last longer than stallions, like 99% longer.
>>737078418>It's hard to explainIt's actually pretty easy: you just get to know enough of them to realize that all the showy ones are attention whoring because they're nuts.>but crazy is hot..rrright until you date a crazy bitch. then you want them all culled upon diagnosis
>>737075370I have this weird fantasy/theory that hot country girls are sluts and horny all the time. I don't know where I get that from? I guess porn? They're usually always depicted as such. I also assume a lot of incest occurs on farms/ranches.
>>737078418It's the fact that they're plain and don't get any attention, so you can easily swoon them with the bare minimum effort, and they'll throw themselves at your feet.
>>737080316uh, seems like porn addiction, yeah. They're pretty prudish irl. Kind of their whole appeal.
>>737075370I'm an urban cowboy myself, waiting for my next stetson to arrive soon.
>>737080551I mean...I have no IRL experience with them, so a lot of people base their expectations off porn, but yeah that is primarily because of porn addiction. A lot of the normalfag women I see that are into the country lifestyle seem like massive whores, at least to me.
>>737078473>the romanticization of the country being full of hot white blonde cowgirls is a delusion held by some misanthropic /pol/celsYou need to leave the internet more often.
>>737078049Me on the left btw
>that one guy that desperately wishes he could wife marnie
>>737075745I'm okay with the girl getting the stallion as long as I get the mare
I'm okay with the girl getting the stallion as long as I get the stallion too *dies*
>>737075370farmer girls smell like barn.
>>737078261the girl's right or the horse's right?
>>737078473why are you angry about rural areas? are you allergic to pollen or something?
>>737075370games with legs?
>>737084136most of 'em
>>737083956what kinda girl smells like fresh mulch and the first rain after a long and dry winter?
>>737078450>Actually white man here
>>737080417NTA but it isn't even a power trip reason for me like you insinuate.Wholesome bitches are just hot/charming AF in their own way and can steal a man's heart.
>>737080695that's what the post is saying, retard. it's a delusion held by the chronically online and/or thirdies who've only experienced the concept of America through the internet and popular media
>>737081702I say this
>>737080316I remember country girls as being casual about nudity, and playful/mischievous by the virtue of being bored out of their mid whenever there isn't any immediate chores. Though that information is from back before smartphones, and likely outdated by now.Also varying degrees of inbred, stammer, lazy eye, four toes, that kinda stuff.
>>737085006>third world faggot encouraging faggotryI bet you don't even know how you gave yourself away. You're just that fucking stupid.
>>737078418>There is something unbelievably attractive about a humble, down to earth woman.yes, emotional and pyschological stability is attractive to anyone whose had to deal with the lack of it.
>>737080316Youthfulness in a woman is attractive, why do you think Leonardo DiCaprio always dates 25 year olds?”
>>737075370She’s literally asking for it with that posture!>>737075745Can’t tell if minor spelling mistake or making a horse watch her get fucked by a human.>>737075754Tpbp
>>737085625>EQGbarbiespic...
>>737080223So almost twice as long?
It's funny, whenever I play something like Harvest Moon/SoS, I never usually go for the farmer girls since they tend to feel like the most basic option.But give me a setting like >>737085625 where there's just one cowgirl and I'm sprinting towards that chick at light speed.Really, I'm just looking for the most tomboy character.
>>737085625AAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE NO SAVE ME NIGGERMAN!
>>737076974Idk how I feel about finally seeing a saucy pic of my OG waifu but I do know those nipples need to be feeding our children NOW
>>737075749completely gone after a whole day of hard work.
>>737084158look down in a fps game
>>737085625thats not aj
>>737085625Every now and then, I still get the urge to jerk it to some AJ stuff. Best horse.
>>737085625I would never cheat on my wife Rarity but I admit whoever can tame AJ's heart is lucky.
>>737075370>>737076679>>737077627>>737078450>>737078473>>737079454>>737084350>>737085625All of you are autistic white people lacking a functional theory of mind who don't realize that whites are not a monolith. /v/irgins think way too much about race. You people can't even get an erection without thinking about how to racially justify it. It's kind of pathetic.
>>737076602lmao
>>737085625Kill yourself subhuman barbieshitter
oh fuck I forgot you can't post ponies FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>737078335>>737078462For me? It's Elli.
>>737078418>As a twenty-I know there’s been a universal trend recently of people in their twenties desperate to be older but you’re still a youngster yourself
>>737093454she is genuinely so pretty
>>737093454All that and she's still vane as fuck. Nothing is different on the inside.>mansplaining
>>737094187>she's still vane as fuckIs this an esl post or clever farm humor?
>>737078418>29>uncNigga, you were in diapers until last week. You ain't shit but a retard.
>>737094468No just me being stupid, that's funny.
>>737093454would much rather do this than my disgusting soulless shit job
>>737093134>>737094547Your metabolism starts slowing down at 25. I started losing my hair at 27. I'm old.
for me, its bianca from DQ5
>>737078418I'm not attracted to sluts and women that crave endless attention anyway so you're not telling me anything new
>>737078418>guys I finally figured out that you want someone stable and well adjusted if you're looking for a long term relationshipThere's nothing hard to explain about that and even retards understand it. Kids go for those types because they are not expecting to marry a fellow 14 year old.
>>737093454>It's morally abhorrent to say you work hard because I also doDo EQlets really
>>73707841836 now, when I was poor living in a trailer park in my early 20's I met a girl like this my age. She made about comment about "everyone else around here is old or drunk" I brushed her off saying that sounds like a good idea here and never talked to her after thinking I could do better.I regret that decision
>>737096051That sucks man, but you're still young, just make sure not to repeat this mistake next time the opportunity arises.
>>737075745Corn cuck actually
>>737096232That's cob is gonna end up harvested, canned, and sold to some unsuspecting customer...
>>737075370They are just cheap knockoffs from tomboys until you find out they are the bicycle of the village
>>737080223but they're still big when flaccid, so does it matter to the woman?
>>737080223you ever seen a stable with just one horse, anon?
>>737096359god i hope its me
>>737079454This kek
>>737093454This bitch hasn't worked a day in her life I can guarantee you
>>737080316>>737080551You're both kinda correct, at least in regards to the one I married. Our courtship (yes, I'm fucking old) was rather chaste, however, that rapidly changed after we got engaged. She still wanted to wait until we were married before we had sex, but that didn't stop us from utilizing the other options we had available to us.Once we were married, she fully embraced that part of herself and showcased a level of enthusiasm that made her lack of experience irrelevant. I will add one caveat to this anecdote: we met in 2008 and were married by 2009. I know the dating landscape is wildly different now, but don't let that stop you from pursuing a potential big tiddy farmer's daughter wife if that's what you're wanting.
>>737096232>Fantasizing about getting cheated on for a fucking pile of unborn fat fuck grass babies
>>737078049>yjkBut also I fucking love genuine bonds between animals and humans, that horse is a wittle sweetie
>>737075370This girl looks like she can bear me a dozen offspring
>>737080223That certainly explains all the porn fics in the MLP fandom. They may have reach, but you have stamina.
>>737096428>They are just cheap knockoffs from tomboysOther way around
>>737075370I have like 4 different country bumpkin AI bots I ERP withsome of them are related to me
>>737078462Based and alcoholic pilled
>>737075370>play Stardew Valley>literally ZERO contry bumpkins>Abigail is a failed adventurer gamer>Emily is a mentally ill crystal/jewel autist>Haley is a generic Stacy>Leah is a literal city girl with ex relationship(s)>Maru is a mulatto science nerd>Penny is just a bookwormUnironically the closest character to a country bunpkin would be genderswapped Shane or Alex
>>737100925Alabama-bro...
>>737100925How related are we talking?
>>737101336yes>>737101349I have a grandma, a cousin and a momNow that I'm looking, I actually have 5 I also have an unrelated rat girl and dog girl, both living in trailer parks and stuff
>>737101216Stardew Valley needed a rival/friendly farm romance option. It's actually a staple of the series it's trying to emulate. Stardew Valley Expanded adds one but she's the worst character i've ever seen
>>737101445>yesDixiebros, we're never gonna beat the allegations
>>737101565It's just a bit of fun :)I don't want to actually fuck my family or animals
>>737091723That wasn't a pony, tourist shitter
>>737095220You're decaying, but you're not old. Being old is not solely a physical thing but also a mental one. After 30 years of life and the societal expectations placed upon you at that age, you can consider yourself an "unc". True old age hits at 40 though.
>>737095220Metabolism slows down like 1% per year, and that's assuming you don't do anything to speed it up with exercise etc
>>737081431>that one guy that cucked Lewis and modded to wife marnie
>>737102532I haven't watched any pony shit since like season 1 FiM in 2010 or 11It's find it pretty funny someone will act elitist about their ponies
