So THIS is gacha gameplay in 2025+1...
Always the same shitty gfl2 being spammed
Butt sumo is a real sport and should be recognized as such by the IOC.
>>737089517I miss keijo
>>737089667all men by the way
>>737089517They made a Keijo game?!
>>737089517I remember this in Dead or Alive like 15 years ago. My friend hacked my PS4 to play downloaded games and he downloaded every game for me but it ruined this for me because he had a minimized video of the butt battle muted on his laptop and a media player playing a 15 minute long farting audio
>>737089517The blond girl looks 14.
>>737089667I'm actually somewhat proud of zoomers for knowing that modern women aren't worth the trouble.
>>737089517Dead or Alive did it better a decade ago
>>737089517>Nigger assCorrect, modern gachas for some reason want the american and black people audience
>>737089517wasn't there an anime just about butt battle
>>737090657Yeah. Keijo.
>>737089619I should read it again, it was really amazing for something I picked up on a whim and that I was not prepared for.
>>737089667What a failed generation. Yeah yeah, seethe all you want at my post, zoomers, you guys are failures.
>>737089517i want to put my penis between their butts
>>737089517>
>>737091573sloppiest of the goyslop
>>737089667It's funny because the virginity chart that gets posted so often shows 2008 as the lowest virginity year, which is the same year I started school, and at a party school at that. Same year 40 Year Virgin came out. In a few years I'll be one too.
Dead or Alive did this like 15 years ago but chinks shills be like>HAHA THIS IS SO ORIGINAL AND FUNNY!!! Just gachatards thing
>>737091674I'll be a 40 year old virgin before this year is over :(
>>737089667I have sex, but I have sex with honest prostitutes who are upfront about the cost of sex, as opposed to those lying normie roastie vipers who try to use it as entrapment.
>>737091913Nobody is saying that.
>>737089667Pretty hard to have sex when radical ideology has been allowed to rape all human interaction into some awkward practical exchange based around legal and clinical terms like "consent". A man can still go a long way by just being confident. But many became demoralized by media bullshit and/or are insecure faggots. Confident men struggle still though as there are no common spaces anymore, as everyone of them has been shit up and/or made excruciating to be in as we lived through a reenactment of Maoism. This all is devastating and the wound will take quite a while to heal.
>>737091913Chill, Ken-sama. It's literally just a minigame you spend 5 minutes in to unlock a costume.
>>737089517Keijo!!!!!!!!
>>737089667Maybe women should stop being feminist cunts
>>737089517
>>737089517hello?!?!?yes, now this is gameplay!
>>737089667I've never had sex and the more i find out about women, the less i want to be with one unless that person only has sex with marriage
So THIS is the legendary "gacha gameplay" I've heard so little about...
>>737093058Unironically yes but for God's sake use the fucking "Collect All" button man.
>>737093058i remember when archnights came out and people were shitting on people playing it cause you gameble and paid for jpgs and were laughed at
>>737091315Is it failure if you never even try in the first place?
>heh, I'm going to post this webm of claiming the rewards after clearing an event I saw from another thread to own those gachatardsBeyond obsessed. Beyond help. Beyond mentally ill.
>>737090306>>737092047>>737092295>>737092514>>737093004Stfu incels
>>737091674>>737091997Don't worry, your wizard powers will come into full effect. It happened to me too. I can fly now.
>>737093349I just got hornier when I reached my 30s
>>737093223Cry, tranny
>>737093223It's okay brother I know you're just ragebaiting for engagement, and it's alright. As long as you know that deep down, we're right.Also by definition >>737092047 is not an incel.
>>737089667It is true you attain wizard powers if you don't have sex but if you have sex you achieve Baki powers.Make your choice carefully
>>737093573Eh... Baki powers are pretty celibatepilled if you ask me
>>737093058Hey, let's see you try to do moongecko on dire with a Skirk team!
>>737089517i will now buy your game
>>737093153>Is it failure if you never even try in the first place?yes.
>>737095546 Yeah. And the fucked up part is you don’t even realize you’re choosing it.You convince yourself you’re being “realistic.” “I’ll just focus on myself.” “She deserves better.” “I’m not ready.”Nah. You’re just scared, anon.Trying and failing hurts. Not trying just rots you slowly while you pretend it’s wisdom.Worst timeline isn’t getting rejected. It’s ten years later wondering if she was the only one who’d ever look at you like that and you fumbled it because you were too busy doomposting and grinding dailies.But sure. Keep min-maxing loneliness.
>>737095546>girl>genuinely like someonelol lmao.
>>737097223but I like doomposting and grinding dailies
>>737089517why do people act like gacha is a game genre and not the just the monetization method
this whole tactic of posting GFL2 shill webms then baiting virgins by pretending to be a normalfag to bump the thread is really fucking lame. you do the same thing every time
>>737098070Monetization is the main appeal of the games. They also have the most overlap with other gacha games, and console players of the equivalent gameplay genre often have far less interest in them & vice versa.
>>737089517/v/ermin really went downhill huh
>>737089517AGP Mommy is finally coming home...
>>737089517DoAX2 had this 20 years agowhy are gachaniggers subhuman roaches who celebrate nothing?
>>737099021These chicks are wearing terrible heels instead of being barefoot. It takes a lot of ray tracing to do this
>>737099021What games do you play that have gameplay that didn't exist 20 years ago? What a weird thing to say.
>>737099021anime girls are hotter
>>737099112>WAOW THIS IS GACHA GAMEPLAY IN OUR YEAR OF 2000+20+1+2+3+1??>bro wtf why are you bringing up gameplay and the year right now so weird look at how retarded I amgacha causes brain-damage
>>737099635The only brain damaged one is you if you think the OP post is in any way impressed or genuinely posting about the gameplay in any way.
>>737098070That monetization method effects every other part of the design.
>>737099729>>737099635it's also because phone games didn't use to have games like that. The analogy would be like if pokemon suddenly CRPG style romances, you can make the same comparison.
>>737099809there are korean games like TFD that is in no way a gacha but /v/ calls them gachas for some reason anyway. Where Winds Meet also has a gacha but the gameplay loop is not in any way affected by it.
>>737099635I didn't question why you're bringing it up, I'm questioning your logic. Even if the OP was like "Wow this gameplay!!!" which he wasn't, you just literally imagined that, but even if he was, why is your rebuttal to that "Well this was done 20 years ago."? Is that your response to literally any game released these days where people are excited about the gameplay since its all been done before? It's nonsensical, you're just simply a retard.
>>737092295none of this happens in real lifedo you think girls actually stop you and demand you wait for them to give overt consent when they want your penis... come on now>b-but i saw this clickbait story about a man interrogated by police because he asked a girl outyeah it's clickbait you dunceit's the modern version of man bites dogit's precisely because it's a rare and unusual event that it makes the news and trends
>>737099635>WAOW THIS IS GACHA GAMEPLAYFunny because I took it the complete opposite as them just being sarcastic and being wholly unimpressed by it..
>>737095546>being sad and aloneBut I'm happy and alone. I always told 3DPDs who openly flirted to fuck off and subtlely stopped those who subtlely showed interest in me.>you're scared!I'm not scared of using my brain and keeping troubles away.
>>737089667>Have sex since kids>BAD! BAD KID! YOUNG PROMISCUITY IS SINFUL AND PREDATORY!>Okay. So no sex, got it.>BAD! BAD ADULTS! WHY ARE YOU STAYING VIRGIN AT 20! GO HAVE SEX AND GIVE SOCIETY MORE WORKERS ALREADY!Make up your damn minds, schizoid.
>>737099973>>737099884I'm pretty sure you're responding to OP himself who's just pretending to be retarded and ESL to get (You)s
>>737099729>>737099816>>737099884>>737099973>UM ITS IRONIC>UM ITS A PHONE GAME>UMMMMM IM GOING TO MAKE A SERIOUS REPLY DEFENDING THIS RETARDED GACHANIGGER THREADmake up your mind /v/ NPCs
>>737095546If a girl really likes you then she would have no problem telling you that. This just sounds like massive cope or psyops trying to get men to throw themselves on the floor even more than the simps already are doing.
>>737090039Out of 10
the real shilling starts when she comes
>>737100052Anon, you were defending fucking DOA of all things. A game that literally gets booed at every single game show it tries to show itself.
>>737100221>defending>implying>game showsBe more trooned out
>>737100216Amazing gameplay.
>>737100243you're the one insisting that copying doa is some sort of attack on doa's integrity. A game that even its own devs seem to be ashamed of it existing and had to drag out of retirement because all their games flopping.
>>737093058yooooo this do be fireeeee ay fr fr
>>737100519>copying>implying living creator >gachanigger clutching pearls and talking about shame Be more trooned out + retarded
>>737100208'idya 'utts in the 'og
>>737089667Correct
>>737100674Yes, this was coded by actual living humans, unless you entire spiel is that it's made by AI. Also, you're the one who spent the entire thread screaming that you're being ganged up on by everyone and claiming that people are thinking this is revolutionary gameplay when the writing style of OP is clear that he's being sarcastic.
>>737089517holy based
>>737089667>Have sex.>Have SEX.>HAVE SEX WITH ME!No, you are fat and annoying.
>>737089517now post this with the only gl2 that matters
>>737095546That doesn't happen. Girls who genuinely like you will make it obvious enough, you won't be in any real doubt about it.
>>737100808No boobs...
>>737089517Return to idle animation slop
>>737100736people really fucking hate it when you just accept reality, because it means they can no longer lure you back into the hamster wheel with false promises and make you provide them with endless favors for a reward they have no intention of ever actually handing outdoesn't just apply to sex either
>>737099872/v/ is mostly retards just repeating what others said if the thing they said got a bunch of (you)sThe board is filled with attention whores but no one calls them out and instead actually gives them the attention they crave, so this isn't going to stop anytime soonTL:DRAttention whores sucking off attention whores in an ouroboros of attention whoring : the board
>>737100842>too much boobsthe ideal women should be so flat that the chest goes back inside
big clit and small booba
>>737089517I love SuomiShe's so cute and awkward like a real Finn
>>737089517I was waiting for that new Klukai animation. Wonderful.
>>737099872TFD is a Nexon game, making it just as bad as gacha
>>737106191Thanks for the bump sis
walking around akiba earlier and almost bought thisshame it's a thick loli which i don't really care for personally
>>737106191/v/ applies the word gacha to a wide variety of things that it has lost all meaning like slop and troon.
>>737089517Reminder this game started off as an XCOM copy. Now it's just softcore porn, like Snowbreak.I don't understand why we can't have fanservice AND gameplay anymore.
>>737106958Because it doesn't make money, fanservice were added to those games because they were performing like shit.
>>737106958Again it's kinda like tfd. I mean sure TFD still gets updated like right now but for the most part the games are about softcore fanservice since that is what makes money.
>>737106958good thing the game has both? show your manual heroic runs innit
>>737093738:^)
>>737106958>AND gameplay anymoreYou have Heroic for the real gaymplay now. Heroic Igla in the last event was probably one of the hardest fights so far since trying to cheese Creepy Doll with an underleveled team back at launch
>>737089619A keijo game would be pretty fun with how fleshed out, yet over the top it gets. Shame OP just looks like lifeless cellslop.
>>737089517>when the gameplay is marriage
>>737106958everybody knows that if you have fanservice, your game isn't worth shit just look at every kusoge tier vita and psp game from japan
>>737106958the depths that tacticoomers go doesn't surprise me anymore
>>737089667having sex is gay
>>737107962Hey at least tacticoolfags who mod in games like fallout 4 actually still care about the guns. GFL used to be about guns and girls and now and it's just girls. They even gave them proper names now
>>737089667>approach womanarrested for rape>date womanarrested for rape>sex womanarrested for rape>marry a womandivorce raped and then arrested for rape
>>737108293Maybe stop being such a rapist
>>737108270oh man i miss those days
>>737090598A decade? Try 2 decades ago zoomer, but I guess you were still in kindergarten in 2006.
>>737108496It was a different time. Literally anyone who was into milsims, gun culture and anime knew about gfl. Like how tankfags were big into girls und panzer and boatfags had kantai collection and azur lane.
>>737108270so true sister, there was so much gun wank in the first game! they even gave them entire names in gfl2 and don't use their imprints at all!
>>737099960I didn't say it happens. The fact that this was pushed through the media makes many people awkward though. Awkward men have little chance with women as women hate weakness. Confident men also struggle because every commonplace has been tainted and made miserable to be in. Online dating is pretty much the only option.
>>737093058DAAAAMNN i love 28038 fucking different meaningless currencies
>>737106958Because mobileshitters don't play strategy games and slants don't either. Both of these are the main audience of gacha and the ones stupid enough to paypig for it. It could have been the best X-COM clone ever but the window lickers that play gacha, especially on mobile, would not have cared. The ones on PC that would care aren't dumb enough to whale for it.
>>737089517What's a good coomer ML gacha to play now that i'm finally accepting snogger is dead?
>>737089667>Gen Z adultsChat, is this a thing?
>>737108403All men are rapists (as they should be)
>>737089667if you cannot scientifically prove that someone is a virgin you cannot convince me the dudes werent just trolling the report resultsI would do it as well, if some rando aah called my phone or knocked on my door asking if I fucked someone before
>>737089517i miss Keijo
>>737089667>men will do anything except have sex>start eugenics movement in the 60's by giving women license to fuck freely through birth control and employment>shocked pikachu face when women only choose to fuck the best looking menWhenever you see women bitching about male oriented entertainment for having "unrealistic depictions of women", remember that women are the ones who always go for the top men so it's all just a projection. As for the rest of men, well, they learned to live without women, that's the end result of giving women money and birth control. What did you think was going to happen? Stuff like hypergamy has been studied for decades, everybody and their mother knows about that by now. Continuing to bitch and moan about men not marrying or dating when the purpose of the system is population reduction is retarded but then again we are dealing with people with special needs here, there's no other explanation to the continued willful ignorance of basic gender dynamics knowledge that's been out in the open for at least 3 decades.
>>737107926Leftie faggot detectedBayo, Stellar blade, and the only reason people play bethesda games anymore disagree
>>737089667At this point when all it takes to ruin your life is a woman to regret your sexual encounter and put on crocodile tears and call it sexual assault, can you blame men?When the deck is stacked against you, a smart man backs away from the table and stops giving the casino money.
>>737089517why does the white haired chick teleport to the other side when she gets knocked off kekhow'd they fuck up a detail like that
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>>737116554>pictureThat take got a very important part wrong. "Billy" isn't refusing to pursue women because he didn't have positive experiences with women growing up. He is specifically refusing to pursue Chad's sloppy seconds. Because used up roasties aren't any more attractive to Billy than they are to Chad. But the societal expectation was that Billy would be desperate enough to be content with Chad's sloppy seconds just to not be alone. But Billy would rather be alone.
>>737093625Incorrect, Baki quite literally had a massive power boost from losing his virginityAnd Yujiro fucks all the time
>>737120310Nothin personnel, kid
>>737097501proof that boobs are fake asses
>>737091573absolute chadkino
>>737089667I don't need to have sex, I can just masturbate and be done with the craving without having to deal with all the bullshit required to get it with a woman.
>>737089667>men will do anything except have sexit all started 97 years ago...
>>737089517Keijo got a gacha game?
>>737089517>So THIS is gacha gameplay in 2025+1Can some oldfag post DOA extreme volleyball to show how behind Chinese gacha games are
GOD I MISS KEIJOIT DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER
>>737116554Sorry, I'm a homo: I'm supposed to care about women... Why?