>get their empire blown up>get their demi-god killed by orcs>get their land taken by orcs>get their home burned downwtf are night elves good for?
>>737096854>wtf are night elves good for?for raping
why do they bounce
>>737096854wow isn't canon
>paw tattoowhat did they mean by this?
>>737096854Throat raping.
>get their empire blown upthey blew it up themselves because it became corrupt and started a global demon invasion>get their demi-god killed by orcshe has been ressurected in Cataclysm, so no biggie>get their land taken by orcsthey reconquered Ashenvale and won the Darkshore warfront>get their home burned downand got a new one in HD
>>737096854breeding with white human men
>>737096854>get their empire blown upThat's just pre-game lore. It's fine. Happens to the best of us.>get their demi-god killed by orcsDEMON orcs. Still a shitty situation, but it's different.>get their land taken by orcsWhat? No, the nelves and orcs fought until the alliance of convenience to stop the Scourge and Archimonde from destroying everything, then in TFT we see the orcs have left the forest and built a new home. We don't know what comes after that since there's no WC4.>get their home burned downWhat the fuck are you talking about?
>>737097650could be wow, nelfs lost parts of their forests to goblin and orc loggers
>>737097650>What the fuck are you talking about?nelfes getting owned in BFA. it was glorious
>>737098003bfa isn't canon
>>737096854purple jungle bunnies built for dat BWC
>>737098003>retail wow storyanon...
>>737098616with the current pace, soon there will be a BFA classic server lol
>>737096854>wtf are night elves good for?running off to human men to save them
>>737098708I want to be saved by a night elf woman
>>737096854This is what inevitably happens when a given race/faction/nation from the get-go is ancient, mysterious, powerful etc. The only way for hack writers to handle them is to throw disasters at them and bringing them down.
The maintain nature's balance, scrub.
I love big purple women
Night Elves had too much territory, had to be taken away.
>>737100523>OY VEY ELFYM THIS LAND WAS PROMISED TO US
>>737098927You save her in the streetsShe saves you in the sheets
>>737096854Having the best starting zones in vanilla
I loved the angry bitch hunting down illidan missions in frozen throne. Too bad his moron brother didn't let me finish the job.
>>737100091I love big cow women
>>737098708Would you provide that worgen woman with a nice dog kennel to sleep in for the night?
>>737101173Maiev is a wonder
>>737101627I would give her a room until she can get on her feetduring that time I will often point out how odd it is she doesnt have a tail until she starts being really self conscious about it
>>737097108it's a mating ritual
>>737096854>wtf are night elves good for?for reminding people to stop playing shit games with shit story/lore
Never forget
Insanely funny to me that Blizzard in their wokest era did nothing but humiliate the matriarchial, ancient society of warrior women more so than milk-era Blizzard ever did
>>737096939Best designs Blizzards ever done.Hottest womenCoolest men. (Illidan)Really the only reason I gave a fuck about Warcraft was Night Elves.
>>737103435needs approximately 600-1000 babies
>>737104464Hasn't had a single one in 10000 yearsBarren as hell
>>737104557yet another cringe blizzard moment
>>737102331That's a little cruel...
Orc men should breed them
>ancient and wise race of immortals>bounces like a cutie patootieThere were players who asked Blizzard to remove it for lore reasons. Do girly Nelves bother you?
Facts about Nightelves:They don't fuck human or orc men (No paladin or shaman class option for nelves)They do fuck worgen men. (Nelves can be Druids)
>>737097440>they reconquered Ashenvale and won the Darkshore warfrontAccording to the post-BFA Kalimdor lore book the NElves have abandoned Ashenvale and only have a token presence in Darkshore and Winterspring. Felwood remains in Horde hands, Moonglade is now primarily occupied by Horde Druids, and Hyjal was a refugee camp until Bel'ameth came about.The NElves lost Kalimdor, they 'won' Darkshore in name only.
>>737096854i know exactly what night elves are good for, heh... heheheh.... ehhhehhehhehehhh.....heh...
>>737107374Well worgen are old night elf druids
>>737107374worgen are humans by proxyhumans and night elves meant for each other confirmed
>>737101627How about a normal fucking house because worgens are humans? The forced into dog form is a gameplay Thing, worgens that aren't savage animal enemies can Control that shit
blood elves
>>737108509humanbait
>>737107949That's way less funny though
>>737107593>Meet NElf hag, hit it off>Go on a date, leads you back to her place>She turns into an UberWorgen and asks if you'd like to cuddleWhat do?
>>737096854I just realized the answer to why armor bikinis exist is because tribal cultures fight without armor. "Uuuuh, but if they got access to superior armor they would use it". What if they prefer to honor their ancestors? What if they prefer the agility and speed gained by not wearing it? I don't see you complaining about your based male shirtless trolls. Sword and sorcery was right and based all along, even under an autistic muh HEMA. muh Osprey childhood books lense. I knew it.
>>737108737
I hate druids. Such a lame class in everything. Muh nature is always the same shit entangling vines summon a bird shoot seeds create some sort of impassable terrain heal minor wounds talk to animals... there's zero room to explore with this shit.
>>737097440How did they win Darkshore if Teldrassil was blown up from Darkshore?
>>737109304
>>737110340Blizzard handwaved that the Alliance won 'canonically' won the Darkshore warfront after the burning, then doubled back and said even though they won they abandoned the place.
>>737112628damn i remember breaking my cock over this image about 18 years ago
Bavarian Wrynn
>>737112628Same
>>737097172ujk
THEY.FUCK.ORCS!
>>737121040debunked, they prefer tauren men
Worgen and tauren ruined warcraft porn. Anthro is shit.
>love nelves>blizzard ruins them>go to dwarves>moira girlboss>cuckold beardless son>council shit>bearded womeni'm sure they'll ruin goblins too if they haven't already so i'm out
>>737121040So would I
>>737122759Don't they have a trans troll too?I wouldn't be surprised if goblins are faggots or "cutesy" now
>>737096854>tattooYou just know.
>>737123124based, here's your orc
>>737124428any hole's a goal
>>737121040with strapons
>>737124613That's the gayest thing I've heard
>>737096854I honestly don't understand why Blizzard decided to make the Night Elves their punching bag.
>>737126141because they are hot bimbos who need orc cock to survive.
>>737097108>stares at you and bounces
>>737126570Pov imprisoned for 10000 years
I cant even jerk it to nelves anymoreThat's how much this franchise disgust me, never thought it would end like this
>>737127048we've finally discovered why they bounce
She got away with everything...
>>737127048I have to say I prefer the slower motion and ear movement
>>737098708Why didn't the nelves seek help in the Exodar? It's much closer than SW it's retarded
>>737096939by big white cocks.
>>737108509There is an orc baby inside that womb :)
>>737129218Nah, orcs are too ugly for elves, are you dumb?
>>737129565Just like us!
>>737096854I do not consider WoW canon, therefore all retcons and alterations to Night Elves too.
>>737129125Didn't the exodar get fixed and did space ship things in Legion? It's just an irradiated island now.
>>737104464>>737104557If Tyrande had a child only every century, she would have a hundred children by present day.
>>737132339yeah that's ridiculous, 1 every 100 years? Needs to be at least 1 every 10 years
