Gwen Stacy and Betty Brant are better.
>>737100063Well duh.
truealso yuri lowenthal fucking sucks as spiderman, makes him always sound like a little bitch
>>737100281>always sound like a little bitchThat's perfectly in character for Peter Parker Spider-man.
>>737100281Yuri's voice will always remind me of the lottery guy from new vegas and sasuke
>>737100426>sasukeI have news for you
why not both? Peter dreams about threesomes
>>737100418fake news.
>>737100063Peter should just marry every love interest he's ever had
I hate spiderman self inserters
>>737100418Peter Parker is a fucking player and has canonically banged the most women out of any superhero
>>737100483>SHOCKEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!>YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME!!!!!
>>737100579That is incorrect, I think thats wolverine at last count
>>737100567if you never inserted yourself being spiderman as a child you never had a childhood
https://x.com/LeeandLie/status/2044883797456588939?s=20
>>737100567Well, the good news is that so does Marvel, which is what led to the glorious Paul saga.
>>737100579He's nerd hot. Gangly, smart, charming, honorable. Not Chad hot. But I agree, Spideys Ult line in particular is very goofy.
>>737100579Tony Stark is the real player of marvel
>>737100579No he hasn't he's only canonically banged MJ, Gwen, Felicia, Michele (Gonzales), and maybe Raelith.
>>737100418>>737100281His death sounds is pretty hilarious. He sounds like such a bitch. On the other hand, he also kinda nails the fact that peter is probably the youngest male character in the roster.
>>737100579>canonically banged the most women out of any superheroBrother that's fucking absurd. Wolverine alone probably has 20 times more
>>737100567If I were Spider Man I would web up every female villain and take them to my sex dungeon.
>simping for the town bike of Marvel
>>737100876>the youngest male character in the roster.Adam Warlock is 12
>>737100281Somewhere along the road people forgot that Peter is not supposed to sound like the nerd he really is while under his Spider-Man persona. He adopts the personality of a cocky, taunting chad to drive his foes mad (and hide his own vulnerability).
>>737100281Yuri Lowenthal sucks in generalHe has one voice and it's pissy little bitch
>>737100983>12 year old boy gets a butt naked skin
>>737100448Didn't he actually have one with those two at some point? I swear I remember a comic where felicia and Mary Jane were doing something where she had to wear one of Felica's costumes and Felica made fun of her because and i quote "her dump truck ass" streched out the spandex nd while they were arguing they climbed into peter's room and he woke up saying he's been dreaming of moments like this for years it may of been a fan comic but I remember it because a lorefag got on my case for not knowing mary jane has had adventures with felicia and jessica and gwen and some other spider ajacant people before like silk and she's not always just peter's wife or some shit, I still think Scream is a fucking stupid name for a symboite and i still think it's dumb as hell they put Ghost spider/ aka Spider Gwen into 616 just to piggy back off her popularity from the into the spider verse movie over a decade ago, like for crying out loud I may just be less than a secondary but isnt the whole appeal of other spider people is they're the ones who stepped up in their universes where peter either died or retired? Miles being brought into the mainline killed any interesting ways to use his character just like I'm sure it will eventually do to Peni Parker since she's super popular too and likely already did for Gwen Stacy the ghost spider because easy to write is way more plaabable than actually using those creative juices! I'm so fucking angry now and I don't even read comics this is just infuriating
>>737100281He makes him sound like he's 13 even though the character is in his late 20's
>>737100063Reminder that the world goes to shit in 70 years because he didn't dick Liz Allen.
>>737100448Spider-Man fucks both. The accessories confirm it as canon.
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>>737100579You know this isn't true. He's more a stiff beta male simp than Clark Kent.
>>737100063The cat trap that is Felicia Hardy is serial buttslut of a whore who's slept with so many men she's literally the kitty litter of the Marvel setting. In par with She Hulk. I think she's slept with Deadpool, on top of Luke Cage and Wolverine.MJ is at least dignified by default. BC is sloppy superhero junk food
>>737108318They actually retconned Luke which is pretty funny
>>737105364Harem ending confirmed
>>737108664That will get you three wishes from Mephisto!
>>737100605>I WILL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAARTHWtf was this voice direction and why can I still hear it almost 30 years later
>>737100817did he bang black cat?
>>737109812Who is Felicia?
>>737109827i dunno i dont watch marvel slop
>>737100691holy shit look at that jaw god DAMN
Condom or Raw?
>>737109949Contraceptives are sinful
>>737110131>Contraceptives are sinfulSinful? Why?
>>737100579>Paul Rabin is a fucking player and has canonically banged the most women out of any superheroFixed.
>>737109949>diamonds over her nippleshaha very clever
>>737100164>Gwen Stacy She literally fucked Norman Osborne.
>>737101012>people forgot that Peter is not supposed to sound like the nerd he really is while under his Spider-Man persona.You dont get a new voice when larping as someone else
>>737110736indeed
>>737100063True
>>737100691they found a VA matching the game's jaw
>>737108664>Parker cucks thinking Marvel would ever give him even a sliver of this happinessEnjoy your 6 new symbiote characters and an extensive arc where Aunt May gets double-team raped by Electro and Vulture while Peter watches and gets a boner from it, all while Norman MPregs Miles Morales and their baby becomes the newest Spider-Man.
>>737109949why are they on kings row
>>737110690excuse me but i cant jerk off to this unless you put spidey crying in the cuck chair and make sure he looks really white and paul looks brown
>>737114994why does marvel hate (post stan lee) peter parker.so mucch?
Can we talk about the recent cucking of tanks? How are we coping tankbros?
>>737100063Reminder that Felicia with the Foreigner was worse than everything MJ ever did.
>>737115392Because he's white
