i normally hate xitter threads but the idea of this actually happening is too fucking funny
>>737145782new race course just dropped
>>737145782If it does happen, I guarantee there’s going to be some in game mechanic that prevents you from massacring them all
its as if they want us to hate jews even more
>>737145782[it aint me starts playing]
RageBait fatigue
>>737145841Just a matter of a mod to fix that problem
Unkillable
>>737145841>I guarantee there’s going to be some in game mechanic that prevents you from massacring them allWhich will be immediately modded out as a broad blanket-mod on Nexus, banned from there, then migrated onto other sitesI'm going to have a blast on those in game parades and so will everyone elsesky high
>>737145782The only pride events will be mission based and result in an instant mission failure if you disrupt it in anyway. In fact you will be tasked with defending pride parades from evil white people.
>>737145782can't wait to see the outrage when someone uploads a video of them gunning everyone down in these
Why do y'all care so much about what other people do with their lives?
>>737146125Would it matter? That would require the devs to give those npcs death animations if they were ever intended to die
>>737146250>That would require the devs to give those npcs death animations if they were ever intended to dieImplying the jeets aren't just copying and pasting npc skeleton models that the one chink made
>>737145782more like a carpet bombing parade
it's gonna be an event where they take your guns away
>he thinks they're going to allow you to go mass shooter on their pet political thing they will make them invincible like the suffragette in RRD
>>737145782>kikestar is antiwhiteThis has been known for like 10 years if not longer.Catch up fags.
>>737145782>ai image>random nobody twitter accountuh-huh
>>737146578>literal whitest thing ever (LGBTQ)>anti-white
>>737146125Yeah that will go over about as well as any let’s make this brown person white, it’s a one way street. Only allowed to black characters and add gay shit never remove it.
>>737145782Will I be able to take a flamethrower to the parade or are they going to be tagged as invincible?
>>737146238>COMPLY OR ELSE!>Wait, why are you fighting back? You weren't supposed to do that!If you just live and let live like you said you would, there wouldn't be an issue.
source: it came to me in a dream
>>737145782Rockstar will bend the knee. Don't get your hopes up.
>>737145782they srsly dont realize normal people will use this as a mass massacre event competing for this highest kill count?
>>737146474Nah, people found work arounds for that. It'll be the red skin camp. No guns can be drawn, can't run, etc.
>>737145782>will reportedly fuck off cunt
>>737145782Who cares, this slop is never coming out either way.
>>737146942Do you think that wasn't already modded out ten times over from the game on PC?
What kind of mental illness makes you keep posting this for this long?
>>737146639>literal whitest thing ever (LGBTQ)Jews and being white is like women and empowerment.>Does it benefit them - white/empowered>does it hurt them - jew/victimAlso reminder that jews are matriarchal as a society. So that helps explain the women like behavior they exhibit.
>>737146193thisyou really think they'll give the players the freedom to disrespect their sacred cow?
>>737147047the same mental illnes that make you see it and reply everytime
>>737147018>on PCTheir focus right now is consoles. PC will likely have jewstar being ban happy if someone posts mods or videos of the mods being used that harm minorities since they can't do shit otherwise.
>>737146782He knocked 5 people and no one dared to stab him to stop his winning streak?
>>737145782Gamers...
>>737147131Has that stopped people from continuing to use mods once the games exit their beta testing on consoles and arrive on PC?>b-but they've started banning people for modsEasy to bypass and continue playing with mods and having separate launcher for Online playThis one will be the same
>>737145782GTA6 will feature gay parades...In other news, GTA6 will feature rocket-propelled grenades
>>737145782they will have barricades to prevent you from getting any ideas. or invisible walls
>>737146823Name one single instance of this happening to you or someone you know IRL. And seeing a pride flag in someone's Twitter avatar doesn't count.
>>737147047I assume they have literally nothing going on in their lives so they post the same thread over and over again because its the only thing they have control over hereHe probably just sits there watching the thread till it archives without contributing outside of making the thread
>>737145782>inb4 tons of indian checkmarks on twitter make bait posts and it starts a fake self-fueling controversy
The average trans event has more armed security than the average politican.Drag Queen Story hour had armed antifa militians with automatic weapons, body armor and masks. No one questions this.Even if you could distrupt pride parade events in GTA6, the punishment will be severe. Imagine the game locking you out from playing the game forever if you spell out the word tranny in bullet fire.
>>737147061Jews didn't make your race zesty, Cletus.
Target practice
Phew I was this close to preordering a new console and this game for 1000€ + tip just to play this shit but I canceled it thanks to this.
>>737146208It's no longer 2010 so they anticipate this and if you harm pride npcs the game will just lock your account, especially if you are recording.
>>737148547Wasn't a dude feeding women's activists to alligators in RDR2 and people absolutely lost their shit?
>>737148138Hey Anon, why do blacks have their pants hanging below their asses? It's seen as fashionable in the nigger world but it's born from prison where men who are bottoms have their pants hanging low so they can easily be raped because they're the prison bitch. Doesn't that seem pretty "zesty," Deqwan?
>>737148547>lock your account>especially if you are recordingmy man, you are imagining scenarios that will never exist
>>737146250and as everyone knows each gta npc has a death animation unique to only them and not 1 of 3 preset death animations if not just a ragdollretard
>>737148859The guy that made videos killing that feminist whore in RDR2 got his account banned
>>737148859no hes right theyre gonna put a giant moving watermark on the screen with your unique game ID specifically so they can ban you when you shoot the npcs in a gta game
>>737148859>you are imagining scenarios that will never existConsidering the patents we've seen floating around you aren't right either. Only the first part is right, for now. >You are imagining scenarios - currently true>that will never exist - Anon...
>>737148859Nothing keeps them from doing that.
>>737148983ok, anon, I'll follow your retardation here for a momentdo you think he was banned because a) he recorded the video of doing it and people took note, or b) was retarded enough to have this or some other piece of content with the game showcasing his ign on his channel or media tied to ita real mysteryneither rockstar nor anybody can magically know your id from a video just like thatthe dude simply fucked up his opsec
GOURANGA!
>>737147391bake gay cake
>>737145841>A mechanicYour character will automatically be slowed to a specific speed and make comments about how strong and brave the faggots are. If you drive too close the car will stall. Simples.
>>737145782Maybe they'll include the Heather Heyer memorial speed bump in the game.
>>737146193They did this in rdr2Source: I charlotsvilled the foids several times with the cart
>>737146250This is a great example of a tourist that has absolutely no fucking idea what they are talking about but want to shit up a board anyway.
>>737146782qrd?
>>737146782>>737150873>Oi, der sure are a lot a fags in dis here bar.>Where are all the birds? Its a real sausage party in here!
>>737145782Now that I think about it, the reason GTA VI has been delayed so many times is probably because they have not been able to figure out a foolproof way to implement pride parades into a sandbox game while also preventing the player from disrupting them.
>>737145782The first thing that will happen is some streamer will shoot up the pride parade killing all the Trans and homosexuals, then everybody will, then they will patch it so you can't kill them, then that they kill you, then something even stupider
>>737145782Can we drive trucks of peace in game?
>>737145782>hijack plane from military base>shoot flyby missile at pride paradesounds like a lot of fun. I wouldn't complain unless they make them unkillable. but if you are allowed to massacre them, then this is a based rockstar move
>>737145782>[GOURANGA intensifies]
>>737145782i HOPE this game flops. fuck rockstar
>>737145782>may>reportedly
@everyone
>>737146639Whites are the least likely to be fags and troons but good try, Jamal
>>737151669
>>737150064Then dont get a job as a baker lol. That's like someone getting a job as a basketball coach and then complaing that they have ro coach black kids.
>>737151669where do you think we are?
>>737151889
>>737145782Never in my life have I met a single person that enjoyed playing GTA games who would be excited by this in any positive way.
>>737145782>attempt to disrupt this parade>PS5 bricks and voids your warranty
>>737146238
>>737146639>the down low>stud culture >Diddy>metro drag scene>whiteLmao
>>737149312so you admit that he was banned because the company caught him killing feminists in the game? and you are defending this? corpo bootlicker
>>737145834>>737145841Fell for the obvious glowie honeypot shitpost
>>737148983>>737152521NTA but I remember you saying this same bullshit from another thread and when I asked you for proof you couldn't. You're a dishonest faggot
>>737152521>company banning for caught wrongthinkwas that the argument from the start? I genuinely thought we were past stating the obvious behavior and veered into hows and whys of the dude getting bannedif I knew anyone hyper focused on an angle of a pozzed company doing pozzed company things, I'd have never replied seriouslyI mean, what did you fucking expect? people got asshurt over the videos, the dude likely had his ign plastered somewhere, got reported to rockstar, and you thought he wouldn't be banned in this day and age?
I've seen this thread months ago and the majority of the replies are the sameIs this fucking board just bots and jeets now?
>>737145782oh brother, this is going to be a shit show.
>>737146238/v/ is unironically infested of self-insert cucks
>>737152141Yeah okay fag bakers can refuse cakes that say "Kill all niggers 1488" and you wouldn't say shit
>>737152704jeets and jeet-trained botsand me
>>737145841Whoops i accidentally launched several gas tankers from 3 city blocks away towards the parade. Clumsy me
>>737150873nigger(white) moment
>>737145782I wonder if this will apply to online, and if online mode will feature orbital cannon strikes like in Gta:O. That's all
It will still be GTA if you can kill them all.
>>737145782>Hate dogshit thread yet still post one
>>737145782i dont give a fuck if it gives you TEN stars for blowing it up or driving down it, they had BETTER let you rampage.
>>737145782Truck of Peacebros......
>>737151669What's left in GTA if it isn't edgy?
>>737146639>literal brownest thing everthis is literally the whitest thing ever
>>737156039might want to actually read those files goythey brainwashed everyone
>>737145782I love parades!
>>737148859If they make Real ID a thing and require you to use it to play GTA they absolutely will do that on top of making you completely unhirable in real life.Now, how do you feel about the pride event again? Big brother is listening :)
>>737156039Imagine unironically thinking picrel when troonpozz and DEI has been hammered into western society against everyone's wishes yet nobody gets an email from HR at work telling them to go visit /pol/
>>737156529its 2026 chud, get a jobno one caresi ran em over
>>737145782I'm still waiting for an rdr2 mod that lets me molotov the stupid feminist rally.Well, you technically can without mods, but the game is so homosexual and handholding you can't get close without getting stuck in the cuck wagon, and if you firebomb the cunts from afar the game resets you instantly. So fucking pathetic man, I hope you guys are pirating all cuckstar games because imagine giving those raging cocksuckers a fucking cent lmao
>>737156585Oof yikes anon we did a background check on you and saw that you deliberately ran LGBTQIA+ individuals over and that does NOT reflect our companies values. Tough luck!
>>737156663get a job retard
>>737145782If its not possible to go on a shooting rampage in them then its shit by default.Don't make something like this if you can't handle the consequences of a truck of peace driving through you.
>>737156725Yikes, ableist language too? HR is going to have a field day with you. Hope they don't bar you from applying for food stamps!
>>737156834one of my coworkers accused me of being a jew so now i'm immune from legal criticism
He/HimI thought I'd just let you know that in my bio for some reason.
>>737156903Oh you're a chosen one? My mistake, please take 1/3 of my income and the rest of my penis as an apology rabbi. You need those more than I do.
>>737145841I dont care about gay people, but it's gonna be really funny when all these autistic faggots you all bully en masse start killing people like that kid that snapped and brought a gun to school. I wonder how many years away we are from tranny jihadis? Itll be the trans because the gays aren't man enough to do something that unhinged ironically enough.
>>737148859Anon, they are trying to make the world in a literal cyperpunk hellscape because they think AI is god because it can make cats dance as humans.
>>737157367trannies have already been jihading schools because they got bullied by black kids at a different school
>>737156039My fag fatigue outweighs my chud fatigue
>>737145782Imagine still anticipating this slop
>>737145782>reportedlyReported by whom?
>>737146238Do you? Don't you come here everyday to complain and spread your bullshit?
>>737157658Nobody is anticipating whatever tranime garbage this is
>>737145782I fail to see the problemFags can RP walk, while normal people can bring over a tank and start mowing all the homos down
>>737157903>sponsored by pfizer t-shirtI don't think anyone wears that
>>737146238Theyre just too loud. Gays I mean. You should get one shout per week. Anything above that and you go to loud prison.
>>737157949The majority of people dont hate homosexuals
>>737157903Notice all the leftist brainwashing is about caring about and helping other people
>>737145782REPORTED BY WHOM??
>>737157967>he isn't vaxxmaxxedNGMI
>>737158032maybe they should stop helping rape gangs and murderers
>>737145782Need the Omar Mateen mod
>>737157903Normal people support Palestine lil bro
>>737145782If there isn't a mission like vidrel in fictional Miami, I'm not buying it. I'm dead serious.
>>737145782Yeah I don't think I will be buying this shit even if it comes to PC unless the pride parades can be killable
>>737157903>want police to not kill unarmed people>want jews to not commit genocide >this is comparable to being psyoped into becoming an unironic nazi who wants to murder anyone they perceive as having political differences Epstein really did a number on you guys huh?
Are they trying to get people to replicate this?
>>737156039>copies the original right wing meme and swaps it to push his cuck worldview insteadGod you clowns are pathetic. Can't you just hang yourself already like 41% or your friends? I mean, think that your family will finally be happy and free at last when you stop ruining their lives merely by existing.
>>737158181just stop supporting religiously motivated rape gangs
>>737145782>reporting with fake AI generated screenshots
>>737158110The truly based opinion is to support neither faction in the millennia old barbaric desert savage blood feud and wish them both a very mutually assured destruction.
>>737156039Ever read "The Open Society and It's Enemies" by Karl Popper? In case you're wondering about Karl Popper, the answer is "yes".
>>737152141>its "comply or else">that doesnt happen, give me an example>give example>comply or else!
Why do chuds want to murder gay people so badly?
>>737158450i put a hole in that nigger
>>737145834I'd honestly be interested in seeing if they'll allow players to drive through the crowds and parades.
>>737157658>play this anime shit with no violence on pedestrians and police allowedIt's fundamentally flawed. Even Sleeping Dogs included this stuff for christs sake. You're doing it wrong. It's not even a Saints Row replacement for that matter.
>>737146238They are destroying our civilization
>>737146238Sexual promiscuity in general is unnatural and unless you were a Roman Emperor or something with a harem, was something to steer clear of because syphilis or chlamydia without antibiotics would either be a death sentence, or the rest of your days would be excruciatingly painful. Sexual promiscuity is a product of capitalism and industrial society. It is quite literally a sexual marketplace in the Marxist sense. I believe that syphilis has already mutated to be immune to antibiotics that aren't penicillin, so if you have a penicillin allergy, you're fucked. Homosexuality exacerbates the problem on account of anal sex being far more likely to spread STDs than vaginal sex.
>>737146238Nigga you’re the one shoving this slop into my vidya
>>737146823Identity politics are created to trick you into thinking you’re rebelling against something that matters. All identity politics are for 80iq individuals.
>>737160649
>>7371467820 chance it’ll actually be an open-world event, if anything it’ll be locked behind a cutscene. No fucking way Rockstar is just going to let you bomb a pride parade
>>737145782That means the streets will be paraded by all sorts of mutated freaks? Or will they all be high grade lesbian and gay models?They better make it like it actually is.
So what are they gonna do? >cutscene-only>there’s a police officer posted every 10 feet along the parade route so if you touch anyone in the parade or approach it with a weapon you instantly get busted>if they’re really lazy they’ll just throw some invisible walls around it
>>737145841absolutely, because a shit ton of players would immediately do it if you could.
>>737145782this is shitter engagement bait that you fell for and brought here. essentially, kill yourself.
>>737151669>posting this as if most rockstar games arent edgefestsWas GTA5 your first GTA by chance?
>150+ posts of people typing the same edgy post and thinking they're being original
>>737161337you just run em over with your car
>>737161390I'm smart enough to know the stuff in OP isn't real. That being said, I just run people over for the ragdoll in GTA. In the PS2 GTAs I don't really run NPCs over unless it's an enemy I gotta kill
>>737161337Very original post, anon!
>>737161606
>>737161606Now you
>>737146168This
>>737146238>Why do y'all care so much about what other people do with their lives?Why does Visa and Mastercard?
>>737145841What if its just a cutscene you can participate in, or a mini game or a mission where you need to throw away your weapons and blend into the crowd to get to a target or a location where you then get your stuff back but are away from the parade so you cant attack anyone. Punching people or not blending in fails the mission of course.
>>737146238is it really necessary that we have vulgar street parades where dudes dressed in bondage gear run around waving dildos around in kids faces and shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e17mr5ZtWPI>mfw
>>737145782Mowing down some degenerates is always fun.
well duh of course theres gonna be american culture in a gta game
>>737145841on a game that costed 1billion of dollaroos? right on the point where people are finally opening their eyes and see that gays are just a bunch of degenerates that are trying to convert everyone and their kids filling every media with it?god i hope they do it, i just want to see big companies flop, Ubisoft is gonna die, and i wish rockstar dies too.
>>737154421*hits invisible wall around parade**hits removal field around parade and vanishes*
>>737145841Or you'll just get banned from singleplayer and online for hateful conduct because it's always onlineThey'll just give themselves the justification to police your singleplayer conduct under the same online conduct rules and then money is stolen
>>737145841The annoying thing is you know its going to be incredibly tame and made to make the fags look normal. Instead of, you know, the absolute disgusting degenerate shit they do in front of little kids at those freak shows.
>>737145841>you can technically kill people in the pride parade but it spawns an army of supercops to put you down>kids who wouldn't otherwise care do it just to see the reaction>starting a fag massacre to hold out against the cops as a challenge becomes the GTAIV hospital equivalent and a core memory for gen alpha
>>737146238This so much, why can't you just let people be homophobic?
>>737162583yep, there's a reason many of those events don't allow cameras or videothey don't want normies to see just how depraved those 'celebrations' are
>>737146238Faggot anom here. Have had sex with men and women. I dont care what people do with their lives, im tired of it being pushed in as a feature in games, why is this worth a fucking headline? Why does there need to be simulated parades in the sandbox crime game? I dont associate with the gay pride people, theyre fucking weird. Nobody should care if youre gay or not, so dont go out there and push it in people's faces like its some big thing, treat it as normal and dont make a big stink about it or dont include it at all. This type of pandering literally only hurts homophobic people's perception of gay people, simple as.
>>737146250What "death animations" retard? It's 2026.
>>737162594Alphas are genuinely too faggy to do anything cool/edgy like that.
>>737158450You are disgusting and thus killing you faggot freaks is funny.
>>737161104How hard is it to mod gta games?