WHAT can Blizzard do to win you back?
>>737150329???
>>737150329Build a time machine and send me back 25 years.
>>737150329Now they have to increase it more and make D.Va 400lbs. Then I’ll consider coming back. Would make her a better tank too so it works.
>>737150329add more cool robot characters instead of lame normal people
>>737150392That's not D.va.
>>737150392They fixed it in the latest patch
By not being greedy pricks. Leave the private servers alone. Leaving modding alone.
>>737150502Prove it.
>>737150532Download the game and see for yourself.
>>737150465Her mech is probably already heavier than that?
>>737150489this but they're still girls with fat assesfatter than the humans
>>737150329close down
Easy, simply finally get round to doing what the fans have been asking for for years and add the mode where all the overwatch girls pump up to gigantic sizes and then explode.
>>737150329apologize to tigole and furor
>>737150329Release the PvE campaign.Shit, release any other core mode and turn the game into an actual platform.Seriously, play any other Blizzard game released before Overwatch and see what I mean. I was playing Starcraft 2 recently because some friends were interested in it recently.
Make all women's asses bigger
>>737150727the webm that saved OW2......
i have a few ideas..
>>737150329Revert to the Overwatch 1 designs. Actually release the PvE stuff they promised.>>737150919Also this
>>737150329Nothing, women touch my wiener so goon bait has no effect on me. Play better games faggot. Does the blizzcuck support the tendies?
>>737151118I love the animations but the gock size is too goofy/unrealistic. Futuretist does them better but there's no variety. Always the same dick and balls model. Juno should have an 8 incher while Widow a 4 inch.
>>737150329Stop being figuratively and literally gay as fuckAlso make mei canonically futainb4>HURR FUTA'S GAY and troon shitFuta is more straight than m on f, and unlike the mental illness that is troonism, futa is fake
add a big titty tauren woman to the game.I dont care what they have to do lorewise.I dont care about the game and dont/wont play it. I just want more tauren models for porn artists to use.
Tracer's popularity is a big win for lesbians around the world
>>737150329Stop being woke.Like, how hard is that?
>>737151264>just stop being woke, californiansMight as well ask black people to stop committing crimes. That sure will work.
>>737151226The game would attract more lesbians if they made her ass bigger.
>>737150329Pass some of that stolen breast milk
>>737150329>Soul vs Souless
>>737150943Made for getting mounted and dry humped by shotas.
>>737151206Futa is troon shit
>>737150329They could stop paying jeets and other worthless fags to shit up this board 24/7.
if a male sex organ is the focal point of your sexual arousal, how are you not gay?hard mode: no mental gymnastics (b-but i don't like men)
>>737150329They never won me over in the first game. I don't think I've ever given a shit about a blizzard game.
>>737151206>Futa is more straight than m on fgay opinion
Fire all their woke staff.
>>737151206>mei canonically futashit tasteif you had to pick one it should obviously be Orisa__
>>737150329warcraft 4
>>737151581What if you are sexually aroused by all the feminine aspects and you look at the dick like a acceptable flaw, is that gay?
>>737151676>Publicly hang all their woke and non White staff during Blizzcon.Now that'd be an event worth my money.
Literally become at the forefront of hiring porn animators and designers and fire anybody that thinks that's not the tightest shit ever.
>>737151801is that not the textbook definition of a femboy?nigga you gay if you like femboys.
>>737151156Don't you have the ability to use the OW1 skins for free
>>737151801>you look at the dickgay
Bring back the PvE campaign and revert all sexual changes to the characters and I'll come backMake all female characters asses and tits 50% bigger and I'll whale
Fixing Overwatch would require herding everyone who currently plays it into a concentration camp.
>>737151581gay doesn't describe me very wellI personally don't care because I'd also fuck a man, but if you say "gay" nobody is going to think of futa or even a "penis fetish". they're just going to think of men. so it's not really valuable as a descriptor.
>>737151581Men have dicks = men can mentally understand how it feels goodMen see dicks in a sex scene or being sexually stimulated = men can almost 1:1 translate that in their head = penis gets hard ready to be in that same scenario
>>737151872I mean physical feminine attributes, breasts, wide hips, small waist, female voice, ectI definitely DONT mean femboys, that is gay
>>737151496You're clearly a retard who can't differentiate between a entirely fictional fetish and a mental illness
>>737150329Go back in time and unmake all their games that weren't Diablo (including Diablo 3 and Immortal).
>>737152047>Soul vs souless
Make an anti-woke chart which is basically the reverse of their diversity chart
>>737152047Too much.
>>737151794warcraft 4Warcraft 4WARCRAFT 4Just start the opening cinematic with "All of World of Warcraft was a fever dream"
>>737152047Looks fake and unappealing
>>737152047real thing is better
weight gain mechanicsimplant mechanicsgiantess mechanics
Fire every single woke and dei hire. Every single one of them. Retcon all the woke stupid shit added to WoW and bring back the WAR in World of Warcraft. Also, someone tell Metzen that he's a man and to stop acting like a woman on her period.
they can make Warcraft 4, that picks up where warcraft 3 tft ended, they can make it a mostly casual single player game and they can make it moddable without a 1 trillion word tos that says they own all mods
>>737150329Realistically, nothing they can do will win me back. However, I have entertained the idea of an Overwatch Classic every now and then. Though, I can't envision a world where they'd deliver that in a satisfactory manner.
>>737152031You are clearly too mentally ill and low iq to understand what youre actually consuming.You watch Futa FOR the cockYoure a gay nigger
>>737150329Shut down World of Warcraft, forever.
>>737150329increase ALL female ass density by 25% and make them fart too
>>737150329they need to make actual action RPG games with the overwatch characters. since it's a first person shooter or whatever, they can make it like Destiny with threatening enemies, cool stages, and an actual story that's not shitty like Destiny outside of lore cards. It's an excellent property to work with, they just won't let their non progressive leftist workers go all out.
>>737151641>I want half the tits futa on f offersnani the fuck?>>737151759I suppose we'll have to agree to disagree
>>737150329>WHAT can Blizzard do to win you back?Nothing. It's not possible. Every single thing about ActiBlizzion is to gay and transexual to ever win over a straight man. Anyone still playing ANY ActiBlizzion game is gay and/or trans. ActiBlizzion games have not appealed to straight men, ever. Blizzard died when Activision bought them. You are playing (((propaganda))), not video games.
go back in time, cancel burning crusade and StarCraft 2. make warcraft 4, the star craft mmo and never get bought out by Activision. it really is that simple
>>737150727Holy shit the animations are so bad. You don't need full on motion matching but at least have some transition animations when switching the running direction and fix the stride IK. Even games from 10 years ago had this mostly figured out
>>737152980it's a competitive shooter, it's more important that models look accurate to the state they're in at a given moment than for animations to transition smoothly
>>737150329Literally nothing but certainly not nigger pandering.
>>737152445>increase ALL female ass density by 25% and make them fart too
>>737150329>WHAT can Blizzard do to win you back?Close.
>>737153087Ah yes, accurate animations, like CS2's famous michael jackson lean.
>>737150329>WHAT can Blizzard do to win you back?Delete 5v5 and make 6v6 the main mode
>>737153396can't fit in the mecha like that.
>>737150392>meanwhile 2B in an eastern gameNo wonder it was the most successful collab
>>737150392look how they massacred my girl
>>737152047>>737152142Ok that makes sense. The "upgraded" butt looks disgustingly fake.
>>737150587schrodinger’s ass
>>737150329Isn't that discrimination against trans people?
>>737152942This, also release the real Diablo III.
>>737152193they dropped ow classic as a limited time event, it was shit the game was insanely clunky back then also re added 6v6 as a permanent mode and it even gets balance updates, no one plays it because 5v5 is better
>>737153929she makes more money elsewhere now
>>737154415I'll tell you exactly what your problem is, you subhuman faggot.You don't play for fun, you play to optimize and run after fotm team comps like a fag runs after children.You deserve to have your femurs swapped around.
>>737150723I like the way you think
>>737150329separate from activision and microsoft, bring back WoW's sex jokes, revert Doomfist back to a dps, remove the store from WoW, remove ilvl, remove mythics and make heroics harder, remove LFR, let me fuck pandaren girls, get rid of the blizzard launcher, give me ashes of al'ar.
>>737150329>Nigger ass>BuffHoly mother of amerimutt pandering
>>737154786going back and listening to the flirt lines on youtube made me so depressed
>>737150329I honestly don't think they can. It's been over 20 years since blizzard made a game I care about. I'm not even angry about any of it, I just have zero interest or investment in whatever blizzard does.My ex wife would have a better chance of getting me back.
>>737154712err no i dont
>>737155112>doesn't deny that he's a subhuman faggotIt's femur swapping time!
>>737150329Left is tight neoteny.Right is flabby dei up-age
>>737150943Only good use for OW
>>737150329nothing. warcraft 3 refunded was the final straw for me.
>>737151492Very accurate.
>"Blizzard"Absolutely nothing will convince me to play anything microsoft makes.I'm still sour about that wc3 disaster as well.
>>737150943>>737153957>>737150943https://litter.catbox.moe/b7p1o2.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/it04zd.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/uwiu4x.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/lxpdtg.mp4
>>737150329why are you guys looking at ass..?
>>737150329>WHAT can Blizzard do to win you back?Fire entire staff, replace with white men that don't have their pronouns in their email signatures.They'll figure it out on their own.
>>737152142>>737154103>irish gamers
>>737150329Kill World of Warcraft
>>737150727id bury my face so deep in that ass that the next one to pulling me out would become ruler of english
>>737150329I prefer left.
>>737150329>Warcraft 4 retcon'd back to end of TFT, they can add female draenei and other qt from wow.>Make it an adult game with actual sex scenes and degeneracy.Quite a challenge, isn't it? They are dead to me.
>>737150329All any game needs to do to secure me is add a cute barefoot mesugaki.
>>737150329Literally the only people who still play Overwatch are faggots.That's not even a joke. Every single person I have met who says they still play Overwatch has been gay. I have no idea why the gays love Overwatch so much, but they seem to be the primary fanbase who actually plays the game instead of just jerking off to the porn.
>>737151581Because I am Bi.
>>737150502Prove it faggot
>>737162240They are currently Blizzard's precious cashcow, making up the majority of their whales, so they have free reign to have mental breakdowns in every game and having every player in every match they join banned.
>>737150329The smaller butt is way cuter. The ghetto booty is pandering to blacks.
fire every nonwhitemale employee
>>737150329If they restarted main Hots development I'd go back.If they made a single player video game I'd consider playing itBut I'm GENERALLY anti-live service vidya.
>>737150329Nothing. Rivals absolutely slaughtered them and their game is going to die for a third time.
>>737150329They can publicly apologize for being in the wrong.
>>737150329Backpack loli character
>>737150502You gonna prove it or what??
>look how based and chudpilled overtranny is!>thread is all SFM and photoshop.
>>737150329Absolutely nothing. It's embarrassing enough that I didn't learn the lesson from seeing both WoW and SC2. It genuinely took until D3 for me to finally give up all hope for them, so I'm not making the mistake ever again regardless of how much porn people make of their newer games.
Publicly denounce all gay and tranny shit.
>>737155709giantess dva smirking smugly as within her bodysuit her body pumps up to immense pressures, a rumbling creaking Hindenburg-sized bomb
>>737150329Sex mini game, using the top tier 3d porn animators.
>>737150502How about stop lying you free shill fag
>>737167178>using the top tier 3d porn animatorshope you're black...
>>737150329That's a nerf.
>>737152093world of warcraft? what do you mean? it's 2004 and here is warcraft 4
>>737150392Mutts ruin everything they touch.
>>737151581Next you're going to say liking tits is gay too because men have breasts and nipples too, faggot.
>>737159791good morning sir
>>737151894Yes but then 50% of his complaints would be invalid, so he won't acknowledge it.
>>737150329Stop being a goyslop corpo.
>>737150329They never had me.I have had zero interest in every single game they have ever made and the only one that seemed interesting was canceled. (Starcraft Gear Solid or whatever it was called with the sexy spy bitch sneaking around)
>>737159791If this is satire it's a masterpiece
>>737167637>>737167914Imagine be this much of a newfag to the internet.
>>737168009I know the reference, but you got it wrong.
>>737167876Starcraft: GhostIf they uncancel this I'll buy it.They won't.
>>737168009So what you're saying is that you're so brown you don't know the meme properly got it.
>>737166990>>737155709Giantess ow mode where girls vore the losing team and relocate them to their thighs for the next match WHEN ( you can't leave the next match if you lost or you're banned. All you have is a spectator camera focusing on the haunches and cheeks of the giantess who downed you for the whole duration of the match, cycling with the camera view doesn't change the player, it cycles on her tits and belly )
>>737150502why did they make it flat in the first place?
>>737150329At this point nothing, I want the game burn
I'm gonna fucking say it, I find that fat chinese lady incredibly attractive.
>>737150329"Back"? I never played their games to begin with.
>>737168035>>737168079Once again, /v/ proves itself to be absolutely fucking retarded; thanks for the reminder.
>>737152047Also this looks retarded. If it's real, the all talent is gone, we have only corporate "LOVEME" drones who have not vision except sales
>>737168162You really are stupid
>>737168092If the winning team wins enough times in a row the giantess overindulges and blows
>>737168038I looked like just about the most generic crap ever
>>737150392Jesus, her pussy is fatter than her ass.
>>737162852>Rivals absolutely slaughtered themthere latest CC patch completely ruined the game and Tanks in general. even the biggest redditors call out the devs, saying OW solved that problem years ago
>>737151156>tracksuit on a robotthat design could workit doesnt work here but it could work
>>737168540it was so bad, they actually tweeted they will revert it after only 1 day lmao
>>737150329put starcraft 2 on steam with workshop support without requiring a linked blizzard account.
test
make widowmaker canonically shemalenot transshemale
>>737169289how about you canonically put a bullet in your brain tranny
i guarantee you cant get random loot crates for skins by playing the game still, years later after they raped the original game in order to paywall everything
Black gamer thread.
>>737150329is there any actual reason OW2 exists other than more characters for porn? didn't they scrap the singleplayer?
being nestled between giant dva's titanic titties as she prepares to explode
>>737151156is this pic real? why would they do this
>>737154565I look like this IRL
>>737169513Yes you can. Unless you have some specific gripe with the current crates.
>>737150329>Unkill Wc3 and its custom game scene>Unkill Starcraft's story
>we want the black audience type sh
>>737170972You shouldn’t eat so much you fat fuck.
>>737150329>>737150392>>737152047Which of these is real? Can anyone confirm?
average overwatch character if blizzard wasn't filled with cowards
>>737171726>>737170972Counterpoint: eat way more too much, even
>>737152445This
>>737150329The only good thing blizzard has done since starcraft 2 was remastering SC1 and D2
