Completely and utterly forgotton lol.They shouldve taken notes from Citadel Beyond
>>737156393The Dunkey review is scathing af
something something something this is how bioshock infinite should be
>>737156479It made me never want to play it because the AI is simply too retarded that it feels like it wouldn't be fun.
>>737156393I fucking hate these 3d games with 2d sprites and a 2d first person rig, shit looks like garbage. Who wants to play upscaled doom, let alone with scuffed ass rubber band animation and ripoff characters? Even further, picking Mickey Mouse instead of Felix the Cat as a base to work off of was a fucking huge miss.
>>737156479He didn't make a review and the video wasn't remotely scathing.
>>737156562Small stuff like that can be patched, every single element of the game being ripped from other games is the killer for me. >>737156732kek
>>737156479>ReviewIt was just a dogshit riff.
>>737156393>forgottengood
this shit is mid.poor clipping on lots of objects. mechanically feels bad. switching between weapons feels unresponsive. animations are slow.lots of invisible walls.i don't get the appeal. it feels pretty shallow and cheap. "lets do cuphead but a shooter", and that's it. there's no soul here.
>>737156479keep saying it
>>737156393I hate what cuphead did along with the news that the steamboat mouse cartoon was losing its copyright. The steamboat mouse aesthetic got oversaturated before a single one of those games got released. It has to be a record.
>>737156479>spent half the video commenting on how the prop glasses dont get destroyed I get that it's probably "ironic" but that doesn't make a difference. The audience and AAA corpos are going to treat it as gospel. Realism should be fucking thrown out the window three separate times if it's taking resources away from making the gameplay fun. That being said AAA corpos and rubber hose trend chasers will never succeed in realism NOR fun gameplay.
>>737157483if I shoot a guy and his chest explodes, then surely a bottle should break if I shoot it. It's not about realism, it's about having a juicy game where it feels good to use my gun
>>737156894Hate who? Replace who?
you cant just slap a really nice shader on a mediocre game you just cant
>>737156894Chat is this based racism or cringe wokeism???
>>737156393What exactly did Beyond Citadel do well? I can't figure out if it's actually good or if it's just weaboo bait masquerading as a good game. Weebs will play absolute shit if it caters to them in artstyle and themes.
>pistol magazine capacity: 8>max ammo: 28For what fucking purpose would you not make the capacity 24 or 32?
>>737158895Beyond citadel has fun gun mechanics, although the level design just doesn't account for all the movement upgrades you get.
The game is glitchy as hell and has multiple game breaking bugs that permanently brick your save. How can they afford to get Troy Baker to voice act the game but can't get the game property tested? You can tell the gameplay was not the focus for these devs. Do not purchase.
>>737158996Maybe I'll check it out but I'm still a skeptic in a sea of games in which many don't deserve my money since boomer shooter became an indie dev fad, some of which do not care about contributing it but just realizing its an easy way to extract money from the suckers. Only anime game i played lately in this line of games was Mad Mullet Jack. Decently fun for what it was actually.
>>737156393>NOOOOO! EVERY FPS HAS TO BE LIKE MY TWITCHY TRYHARD ANIME GORE GOONER GAME!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
i'm going to play it because it looks cool. even if it's shit i will still probably have a good time. there. no one needs to reply anymore.
>>737159308>EVERY FPS HAS TO BE LIKE MY TWITCHY TRYHARD ANIME GORE GOONER GAMEName 5
>>737156393Don't care. I wanna fuck the mouse version of the lead vocalist of Caravan Palace.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaZ1sgtfKYs
>>737156479ALl dunkey does now is play brainrot nintendo slop and act like he's having fun.that's not a joke, he literally writes a script and acts it out over pre-recorded gameplay pretending that he's playing and having fun. he's become the most pathetic shill with the most pointless videos.
It's a modern shooter designed for retards, masquerading as a boomer shooter. Cuphead immediately throws you into a boss and doesn't care if you die 20 times, this game shows a warning sign if an enemy is just standing behind you and has Skyrim map markers just in case you're lost.
>>737159097>The game is glitchy as hell and has multiple game breaking bugs that permanently brick your save. Anon, we both know you are lying. I am 8 hours in, having done all the side quests as well so far and I haven't experienced anything like that. It's a fun game, get over it.
>>737158895Even if you arent into the amatuar/doujin anime aesthetic it has a lot of huge maps with tons of verticality which also promote using the movement options a ton to bounce around and swoop in with your gun. Also the guns themselves can have malfunctions and you have to clear them on the fly which in essence is practically just a QTE but damn if it doesnt add to the thrill. Personally I hadnt had as much fun with a shooters campaign since Titanfall 2 and that was a way shorter game.
>>737159656legit catchy song but I'm also a sucker for caravan palace and electro swing as a whole
>>737159820Ok, sure thing bud. My game is glitched and a mission never popped up. I did another mission and overwrote all my saves and my game is broken unless I replay from the start. Looking at the Steam forums trying to fix it there are multiple similar issues for other missionshttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2416450/discussions/0/796715497279394108/https://steamcommunity.com/app/2416450/discussions/0/796715497279475888/https://steamcommunity.com/app/2416450/discussions/0/796715497279399349/https://steamcommunity.com/app/2416450/discussions/0/796715497279453404/https://steamcommunity.com/app/2416450/discussions/0/796715497279465567/Maybe pay some people to test your game instead of shill it on 4chan!
>>737159776>Cuphead immediately throws you into a bossCuphead also has dogshit visual feedback, unsatisfying attack animations, horrible sound design, never feels like you've done any damage even when killing a boss and is worse than metal slug in every way.>shows a warning sign if an enemy is just standing behind youYes because it's a 3D FPS. when you get shot from behind that's not on camera. cuphead is a simplistic 2D game where enemies can only walk left or right of you thus will be on the screen.>and has Skyrim map markersyes because the game has actual levels and some ammount of scope unlike cuphead which was a bossfight simulator where they rushed out some cheap psudo-levels at the last minute. what a bizarre choice for comparison.
>>737160130Alright to be more fair I'll try a comparison with Ultrakill, aka the tranny buttplug shooter>unless you're playing the easy difficulties, death is fast and common>UI never visually screams at you to turn around for enemies, you have to rely on audio cues and spatial awareness>no map markers, in fact there's an entire set of levels (Fraud) designed to confuse the player>you go straight from one level to the next without being bogged down by hubs or quests
>>737156393>>737156479>This entire thread>This quality of repliesHeartbreaking: the hidden indie you were waiting for just got picked up by the mainstream.
>>737156393The weapon selection is so odd in this game.>pistol is a mauser c96 instead of a revolver like they previously had even though the revolver would be more fitting thematically>sniper rifle present in previous gameplay showcases but is for some reason absent in the actual release so you don't have any kind of long-range option even though half the combat encounters are you getting peppered with bullets from afar>lewis gun which was also present in gameplay videos as recent as a couple of months back is now absent as well>have a completely useless chainsaw which both looks out of place and is useless most of the timeDon't tell me that the only reason the Mauser and the chainsaw are in the game is so they could make a lame Mauser/Micer pun and a nu-Doom reference. This game already suffers way too hard from memberberries as it is.
>caravan palace>animals shooting up a place while swing music playsI see what you did there
>>737160420They also massively overdid the rubber hose animation's "floppiness" effect. It was subtle in the early demos they showed, now it's so over-the-top that it goes from feeling authentic to coming off as try-hard and annoying.
>>737156393this games like a decent shooter from 2007. shooters just arent like this anymore.
>>737160130>yes because the game has actual levels and some ammount of scopeYou are actually straight up fucking retarded. Map markers only appear in games made for retards, by retards. It's an insult to the FPS genre, and an admission that you can't design a level.
>>737160420There are so many nu-doom references for some reason. Just weird.
>>737160420They put in the Chainsaw to be hip woth the kids reading chainsawman
>>737160130I can’t imagine how much of a tasteless retard you have to be to think this dog shit is doing anything on Cuphead’s level.
>>737159661He's literally been on a slop arc for like 3 years, he made a video about it when it started. It's all (post) irony and says nothing about his genuine thoughts about games, or does it?
>>737156393I saw a ten second clip on a YouTube livestream where a character, in a single dialogue box, repeated tow separate words twice. Repetition like that is usually the first thing you change when reviewing your script. It always sounds jarring and sophomoric.
>>737160420the pistol one is self explanatory my man, c'mon mauser? maus-er?
>>737156894I have mixed feelings about this.
>>737160775>didn't read the postI specifically pointed that out and asked if that was literally the ONLY reason the gun replaced the revolve - a lame Mauser/Micer pun? Because it's out of place otherwise in a 1920s/1930s American-noir-flavored game compared to a revolver.
>>737158498The game is about shroos, mice, and rats living in the same city and its not working out or something.
>>737156393This or Fallen Ace?
>>737159421Needs? Nigga, engagement is voluntary
>>737156393They should've made a game with good gameplay.
>>737158954Didn't play the game but it should mean the magazine capacity is 7 (7x4=28) and you can chamber one on top of that. The reload might or might not reflect that depending on laziness.
>>737161027yeah, the whole point in a game loaded with rodent wordplay is that it's a maus-er, come up with a better pun for the revolver involving a period accurate firearm.
>>737162953>the whole point of the game is to be shit as an actual gameOh, oh okay.
the environment looks weird to meit's too high detail
>>737156393The dames in the game are safe horny. they are warm rather than hot.
>>737156393I have no interest for the simple fact that even as a child I never liked old timey cartoon animation styles. It's just unappealing to me.
>>737162992>cannot come up with a better punyou are an actual dunderhead, a moron, the swiss and wesson is right there you fucking dunce.. the fromage and wadsworth blue cheese bulldog? there are so many different kinds of cheese, how about instead of sitting in your soggy diapey crying that they changed a gun to make a funny joke you do something that isn't filling this board up with your poop
>>737156393>Completely and utterly forgottonWhy do /V/ermin say this about literally every new game ever made?
>>737156393maybe they should have done something original instead of ripping off cuphead
>>737164514The artstyle is the least of the game's problems, they forgot that people also liked Cuphead for its tight and challenging gameplay
>>737164589Well that's a shame I currently have a pirated copy downloading. Guess we shall see.
>>737156479Keep Saying it
>>737164589>tight and challenging gameplayt. playing on normal
>>737157483Retard. It's not about "realism" but the enviroment NOT being static. Random indies have physics and breakable objects but this doesn't?
>>737164713I think it says something that my playthrough of Mouse on normal had way less deaths than Cuphead on regular
>>737156393Don't know about it but good fps aren't getting any attention anywhere anyway, ion fury aftershock was superbly ignored after all.
>>737164820>plays on normal>complains that game is too easyembarassing
>>737156393It's ok but let's be real it's not toon souls levels of good. https://youtu.be/ilJuSA0d9vE
>>737160745Every video he puts out that isn’t Knack 2 is just gonna be worse than the Knack video, so why even bother.
>>737163974You missed what I was saying entirely but you seem to have a diaper/scat fetish so based
>>737159953>>737159656I'm so glad caravan palace made electro swing for this again, I really hate that they kinda ditched it recently even tho their stuff is still good, like why ditch what made them special.
would you?
>>737160420You know the original Doom had a chainsaw too, right? It wasn't introduced in nu-Doom.
>>737156393with Shrews, you lose
she's inescapable.
>>737166095Solid proof that you cant just bimbofy anything and it becomes fuckable
>>737166095They started with the right template but then made all the wrong choices. About as attractive as Olive Oyl.
>>737166478I hear she's just easy to work with.
>>737166478at least, it's just her voice here
>>737166095needs bigger booba
>>737159661>that's not a joke, he literally writes a script and acts it out over pre-recorded gameplay pretending that he's playing and having fun.Wasn't that the old dunkey and now all his videos are just compilations of the best moments from his twitch streams including reading out jokes written by people who pay him to subscribe to him?
>>737166641she's a decent voice actor and loves gayming, which means she doesn't cost 5000000000000000 dollars for a single line like every other am*rican voice actor
>>737166478what, did Troy Baker transition?
>>737160481electro swing is reddit the genre
>>737158954FAMAS
>>737166095no way fagthey had one job and fucked it up
>>737166095I liked her at first but she was a non-character by the end
>>737166095I need to look up rubberhose anthro porn tonight...
>>737156479>underbaked game with too many ambitions and cribbed content>internet manchild rags on it like it's AAAI can't really see why he's upset the bullets aren't laser guided to kill you. He was still taking damage in that level and should have just upped the difficulty.>>737158135>then surely a bottle should break if I shoot it.Ironically the bottle did break.>>737159656>>737166095It feels bad that, much like the Cuphead Show, we're taking the aesthetics of rubberhose without actually putting the effort in to animate this stuff.All the women feel strangely desexed too despite their clothes saying they're supposed to be making sex objects of themselves to take men's money. Taking a little inspiration from Tex Avery wouldn't have hurt. Feels a bit like a regression otherwise. Especially when rubberhose only had female characters to make women out of them as the default was male and the audience (much like FPS games with male protagonists set in PI land) was male.
>>737167226Debra Wilson is in the credits
>>737164820ain't no way, reset
>>737156894>perfect opportunity to reference 1930s gollywog cartoon aesthetics by having the 'bad guys' do it but they're too pussy to do even thatI am tired of this fake and gay world and its fake and gay people.
>>737156393>2000 reviews, overwhelmingly positive in two daysIt was released and was therefore hugely successful. Zoomers deserve their shit lives
