>One copy of Capcom® Pragmata™, please!!!
>We serve food here sir
Yeah I'll have a McDo with McSpaghetti
>>737157258I'll mcdoo you in the parking lot and you are free to keep whatever falls out of my pockets
>spend 9000 hours in the gyme eating chicken>get swole>finally get to ask out the yellow fever wife of your dreams>order your mcspaghetti
>>737156945Me on the right
>>737160824you're a plate of spaghetti too?
Why did he do it?
Can I get the 2-piece chickenjoy with adobo rice
>>737156945That dude is tall but his ass is so high so he's really like 65% legs and that makes him look wonky as fuck because the middle point of the body is supposed to be the crotch but his is like way too high.
>>737156945Guy in the pic is gay tho
>>737161067marketing gagthe burger is actually pretty good, it just doesn't need to be a double
>>737156945achievable natty?
>>737156945White men owe Asian women sex
>>737156945>Sure sir. Just step right this way>Standard checks we're doing with all Pragmata customers.
>>737161381So you'd say you thoroughly enjoyed the product?
>>737161405It is the burden we must bear. With Big White Cock, comes big responsibility.
>>737161405I'm sick of being viewed as a sex object by Asian women.
>>737161405If I must, then I must. So, where is my assigned asian woman?
>>737156945Why does Chad, the largest customer, not simply eat the other customers?
>>737162705
>>737161067Does this creature actually have sex?There really is a woman that lets this ghastly personification of Microsoft Excel penetrate her willingly?This is who I imagine they would hire to be on the packaging of white plain bread if they ever wanted to have a face on it.
>>737162657Do we get any input on the selection process? Because I've got a list.
>>737162705the other customers have evolved to become less appetizing as a survival strategy
>>737161067All according to plan.This guy isn't actually this awkward/weird and he planned the whole thing out as apart of his viral marketing scheme. He graduated from Duke and Harvard and specialized in marketing and corporate strategy. Dude knew what he was doing and the normies gobbled up his bait.
>>737156945How can someone be so tall
>>737163385Wheres the fucking marketing retard>our burgers suck so much even the CEO has never had one, and hates them so much he cant stomach a single bite
>>737163495Yes.
>>737160824I also look like that but am male
you have to be the most npc nigger cattle to eat at McDonalds or any big """""food""""" chain
>>737156945I look like this and say this.
>>737163495>Where's the fucking marketing retardThat was the marketing you actual low IQ gorilla nigger fuck.People wouldn't shut the fuck up about the "mcdonalds CEO too scared to eat his own product" for fucking months, which in turn helped with the sale of that fucking slop burger they were promoting. You are NOT immune to propaganda and don't rage at me because you were too much of a GOYIM to see through it the first time.
>>737163495mcdonalds literally have the worst burgers on the market and they cost more, too. no amount of marketing can save that shit. they should honestly stop making them and just focus on their other stuff, the only reason anyone still goes there
>>737161067This dude is the reason why I won't eat mcdonalds. When the dudes who's job it is won't eat it, why would I? The very purpose of this ad was to convince us that the burger is good, and he not only refused to take an actual bite of it, but the camera cuts to a new scene so you never see him swallow what little piece he bit. I don't think he swallowed any of it. And if even the dudes who's job it is to sell me the burger won't eat this thing, why the fuck would I?
Just bought the game to try it out because I thought the loli was cute and I needed some new Dadslop to play, but im not really feeling it.Having to solve puzzles while shooting and maneuvering seems a bit too autistic for my tastes so im probably going to ask for a refund.
>>737164010>mcdonalds literally have the worst burgers on the market and they cost more, tooAmericans are livestock, and don't care, They will happily line up every day to buy their shit burgers.
>>737164045There's an autohack chip like 3 hours in that you can use, casual
>>737162849>ghastly personification of Microsoft Excelfucking savage bro
>>737156945>"Shur this is a McDonrus"
>>737164026>The very purpose of this ad was-attention. And it got lots of it.
>>737163495we organically started talking about mcdonalds because of what he did
worth it for this price? 70 seems a bit steep for a 10 hour campaign
>>737156945That sign makes no sense>McDoo>McSpaghettiLiteral ai slop
>>737162849Holy cope. Someone is objectively successful in his career, and you're going "LOL LOOK AT THIS PASTY WHITOID". How brown exactly are you?
It's nice being 6'9 tall
>>737156945Is that Jollibee
>>737165228McDonalds in the phillipines. McDs have regional menus.
>>737165178I'm white. Now stop pestering me, go create a meeting in outlook or organize some documents in sharepoint or whatever the fuck you do on weekends.
>>737161083>>737165228Jollibee is the only fried chicken franchise worth a damn where I live (Singapore)Everything else is dry as shit
>>737161067EATING... PRODUCTS
>>737162705BEING TRACKED BY A STARVING BEAST
I've been to America McDo, Japanese McDo, Spanish McDo, Aussie McDo and Filipino McDo.Filipino McDo is far and wide superior over all the other slop. It has the best fastslop menu out of all fastslops. t. FilipinoProve me wrong
There’s billions of people, why do we only see the same 10 images. Dude we’re in a fucking 1984 movie in game in REAL life. I’m pretty scared bros. This is like a holocaust.
>>737164026McDonald’s is literally the cheapest fast food restaurant. Go to absolutely any other place and you’ll be spending more money. And, it’ll be better quality too. Because that’s how it works dude you spend more you get more. People in New York spend thousands of dollars on dinner every night, and live with like a dozen girls. Thats just how it is when you spend more money and get more in return.
>>737166035We have like big travel advisories to not visit your countries. Theyll say the likelihood of being kidnapped or robbed in extremely high. Is this true Kek. I barely even got any money. Probably more than those people I guess.
>>737166146>McDonald’s is literally the cheapest fast food restaurant. Go to absolutely any other place and you’ll be spending more money.If you care that much about money why eat out at all?
>>737157258mcspaghetti is terrible anont. flipjollibees is better but their portion sizes fucking suck.mcdonalds is only better on portion sizes
one copy of bongo cat, please
>>737166256McDonald’s is usually cheaper than cooking your own dinner. Unless youre like skipping half the recipes ingredients. It’s literally that cheap, it’s the cheapest possible shit food ever. But it’s like not actually the worst thing you can eat probably, I don’t know why it’s so cheap compared to making it yourself. Very efficient systems, good chain of supply systems and shit like that maybe. The coupons at McDonald’s are crazy overpowered in this rpg roguelike permadeath paper grinding sim in real life. To the dome.
>>737166146>McDonald’s is literally the cheapest fast food restaurantNo it's not, not where I live. Average medium sized Mcdonalds meal here is £8 including a drink, medium fries and a Quarter Pounder.I can get a 12 inch pizza for £6 or Fish n Chips for £3.50 or Greggs sosij roll + drink + donut for £4-£5. Mcdonalds is not cheap anymore.
>>737166457fast jew restaurants have become somehow more expensive than normal takeaways because they're all full of addictive goyslop additives it's actually wild that you get some dogshit 0.5cm patty burger with bare minimum condiments for $10
>>737166457You didn’t include the price of a drink with your pizza. See this type of thing is where McDonald’s shines. It starts early in the AM, where fast food employees strap their non slip shoes to their feet in the break room. They wipe the counters up and make sure not a single gadget or gizmo is in the wrong place. The pick up a handful of salt, and drop it grain by grain back into the pile, as part of their ritual. McDonald’s is about more than good food at an affordable rate. It’s about being your home. It’s your forever home. It’s your graveyard. You will die at McDonald’s. We worship McDonald’s. I love McDonald’s products. I never leave the house without a Big Mac for emergencies. Walk with me for a moment while I explain to you that fish n chips do not compete with the filet o fish. Not even. Fish and chips don’t even come close to the type of satisfying crunch of biting into a McDonald’s certified flame grilled filet. Begone, I’m done with this nigger. Rid yourself.
>>737163470He's 5'11
>>737166763Not only that but they've somehow become more expensive at least in my country than normal restaurants. The entire draw of fast food was supposed to be a quick meal for a cheap price. I sat down and had a meal at a restaurant, chips, steak, some gravy and a drink it was £5 because I went at lunch, two meals because I was eating with someone £10 fucking pounds.I went to Maccdys the other day and a large meal cost me £13 and it taste like shit compared to the meal I had at the restaurant it filled me up and tasted like actual food. I think I'm done with fast food slop, it just seems like a complete rip off from the food itself not tasting that good anymore to the price.
>>737163470He's Dutch, the Dutch are a very tall people as a race.
>>737163958People ran out to eat the poison burgers after hearing how poisonous they were?
>>737166035nigga u dont even have real salad there and when i asked why everyone told me because it grows only in the north. (nom-manila?) filipo mcdo and bk was the biggest piece of shit i ever tasted. but the jollybee spaghetti is funny and cheapt. eu fag traveler
>>737161067I imagine as an upper class metrosexual dude he's into some specific diet which forbids processed shit
>>737165228>Jollibee collab>Flipland franchise>US and Canada onlySquare-Enix still thinks the only Asian country that exist outside of Nipland is Singapore. KEK
>>737162849>ghastly personification of Microsoft Excel penetrate her willingly?>This is who I imagine they would hire to be on the packaging of white plain bread if they ever wanted to have a face on it.lol'd
>>737169425I will only judge you if you tell me what you ate
>>737163958>No! No! He's an infallible genius because Harvard degree says so. Everyone look away, Ronald is wearing clothes!
>>737169493Filter face, what does she really looking like?
>>737163495oh no the marketing failed, oh my gosh on no please, please stop talking about mcdonalds would you golly gosh stop STOP
>>737169493her?
>>737161067Stop making fun of him, guys! He had to release another video of him eating a burger to prove it wasn't fake and that he actually enjoys them!https://youtu.be/o7SpmXlyo3A?t=31
>>737170483Ugly.
>>737160824A bowlfi of happine?
>>737156945All races and genders are equal
>>737156945Not hard to look that big when standing near asians
>>737156945Found his girlfriend
>>737162705This must be mad funny if you're 70IQ.
>>737164026Yeah, it was totally live and he totally couldn't stomach a second bite of a shitty burger to save his million dollar a year job. The fact you think that is hilarious. Of course it was fucking staged.
>>737172212>Zoomer melty over nothing
>>737162849chad out, we don't have sex here
>>737162705This goes so hard if you're retarded.
>>737162705this is a joke from futurama
>>737172212>>737172358>least obvious samefagTry harder, you're bound to fit in eventually
>>737172208And she's only 4 foot 10
>>737172208>the Asian size trolley
>>737156945She can actually suck his dick while they're both standing up
>>737172614everyone thought this but you were the only anon brave enough to say it
>>737156945his entire arm is probably longer than their height. Crazy
>>737169493>20cm 3x larger than 10cmstupid fucking bitch
>>737156945“same species” btw
>>737172208That tall white woman looks like she exclusively fucks Asian boys.
>>737156945i assume thats olivier richters
>>7371694934 inches? Come on now bitch. Just know that if any of you nibbas are 4 inches, bitches will laugh at you. TO be sure, if youre at that point with your gf youll probably still hit, but rest assured she will laugh at you. This bitch is just givving false hope to simps.
>>737165075Anon that is just Asian McDonalds menus. They always tend to have some funky shit we don't have in the west. The McWings I love so much were in Singapore for many years before they ever got onto our menu here in Straya.
Cvnnygods just can't stop winning
>>737173830asian women are angels who willingly lower their cervix for the less fortunate
>>737161067Mc goyslop
>>737169493God i love small penis adoration
>>737161067How is this shit different from a big Mac?
>>737163850Idk man, I reached lmao2pl8 by eating mcnuggets
>>737156945People who wear tanktops outside are assholes
>>737172550Asians only need to buy 3-4 days of food since the shop is a 5 minute walk from your house. Buying a month's worth of food is solely an American suburban thing. Which is also the reason everything you buy is processed (lasts longer) and wrapped in plastic.
>>737174305I like both sph and spaInversely I like also bdh and bda, cock shock or cock fear is also pretty cool. I just like bitches reacting to and commenting dicks.>lmao2pl8they always say that on /fit/ but I don't know what it's supposed to mean
>>737174780Had mcnuggets the other day. It was like eating machine pressed, artificial industry made slop while barely being chicken like.
>>737175136it's reaching 2 plates (=4x45lb+bar), usually in bench press
>>737174996don't judge someone's character by the way he dresses, judge them for the colour of their skin
>>737165178it's the shitskins that worship the rich and hustle culture.
>>737156945>>737172208Asians are built for big white people.
>>737175228Is that supposed to be impressive? It's just below 100kg which was is like a lowest bar for not being a pussy.
>>737175479the answer is in the "lmao"
>>737172208hot
>>737162705This must be extremely hilarious if you are amused by flashing lights.
>>737175589I wish I was brave (or autistic) enough to just date taller girls
>>737175101Why attach a bigass metal frame and wheels to something smaller than a regular basket?
>>73717547995% of people can't lift their bodyweight, so yes that is impressive.
>>737156945>Okay, you wan McEgg roll wit dat
>>737166146Here in Australia it's actually the worst. Just about any other fast food chain will give you more for less money, or you could go to a local pub/bar and pay just a bit more for bigger portions of better food.
>>737173715shota chads rise up
>>737175726so it's easy to keep things in it and get them out, retard
>>73717573495% of people barely make the effort to work and fuck their woman, you should compare to the ones who actually put the effort
>>737162849>ghastly personification of Microsoft Excel
>>737161067how was this controversial? amerifats are from another planet
>>737175772Easy to keep things in and take them out ...like a basket? Stop signing your posts.
>>737164339>shir dis mcdonnuhr
>>737156945Imagine this man and woman having sexShe would get destroyed
>>737172408shh zoomers don't know and they are seething
>>737176062futurama is zoomercore
>>737175101wait do americans seriously buy a month's worth of food at a time? is everything just stuffed to high hell with chemicals and preservatives?
>>737176289We have this invention called a refrigerator
>>737176327yes so does the rest of the world you stupid retard, but fresh food doesn't keep forever in those.
>>737176349It keeps for a month
>>737176402there's a reason you're all obese. you quite literally don't have access to food that isn't fucked with in some way.
>>737176420yea wild
>>737162849Anon, bravo
>>737175757Personally I think their drop off only happened in the last decade. Prior it wasn't as bad though it definitely wasn't anywhere near as good as it was in the 90's in terms of value for money.
>>737165018Just buy the base version instead of goyim edition and it's worth.
>>737176585You're probably right, but It definitely spiked harder than other places around covid and never went back down.
>>737161067why was there a "controversy" around this? people read WAY too much into this, it was just a bog standard marketing video. Is the internet really this fucked?
>>737176289Yes, they do. The funniest part is, in discussions about walkable cities you always have americans going "how the fuck am I going to get my SUV trunk's worth of groceries on foot," not realizing that the reason they do it is because they can't walk to a neighbourhood store and not the other way around.
>>737176607deluxe comes with extra animations for Diana, and she's literally the only reason anybody cares about the gamebuying the base version is cucking yourself
>>737176697Some of us have better things to do than go grocery shopping every other day for a singular tomato
>>737176663The also vary pricing on locality which doesn't help things. Maybe not by a super significant margin but they do. I will also give them that their basic menu has improved over time. It isn't so much their burgers or other main course items where you feel cheated, it is the sides where you generally don't feel like you get what you pay for. The fries specifically vary wildly and you often don't get a full sized serving. On top of it being a gamble as to whether they salted the cunts or not. KFC might give you the shits but they tend to at least be consistent with their servings and they didn't massively spike prices over the years either. I really wish Red Rooster had a bigger footprint than it did though. Nothing beats their Quarter Chicken and Chips.
>>737176721They could remove Diana and I wouldn't care thoughbeit. I bought it for a sci-fi action game in the vein of something like Vanquish which it delivers on. The narrative barely matters.
>>737176941It's just RE with a sci-fi skin, I couldn't care less about where my character is when I'm clicking on enemies to kill them. I want a cute girl to look at and listen to while I'm protecting her.
Diana-chan... T o T
>>737169493>tfw my BIG LARGE HUGE GIGANTIC HUMONGOUS MASSIVE CERVIX CRUSHING six inch marcopenis would destroy herOh my.
>>737177184>use dedicated tool message next to herThis fucking game.
>>737177378biggest BWC
>>737177460lol I didn't even notice
>>737177184this game looks stupid
>>737177378>marcopenis
>>737177562It's stupidly cute and funny
>>737162849money bro. money > everything
>>737161379He's married and has a daughter.
>>737178950Haha gay
>>737179093He's also a business owner millionaire Hollywood actor. He'll be playing "Zangief" in the newest Street Fighter film adaptation.He has a YouTube channel of him visiting places, if you like. He speaks English.Here's a video of him visiting Thailand.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwOJGBVYFjc
>>737179372that's too tallit must be inconvenient being that tall
>>737176402wtf? here in europe when i get meat, fish, vegetables, milk, cheese, eggs and other things they last a week at max.your crap is really filled with cancer chemicals if they really last for up to a month.
>>737179489I mentions it every video, yes. He's surprised when he fits in chairs.
Keyboard&mouse or controller?
>>737179641Does you turn your refrigerator on, or do you leave it off to save on power bills?
