>JAPANIFORNIA: Borscht Bowl Club pianist and former "Ace Attorney" Phoenix Wright (33) has been arrested on suspicion of murdering a bar patron on the night of April 17, 2026.>The victim, Shadi Smith (age unknown), is said to have beaten him in a backroom game of poker before being viciously assaulted and killed by the accused.>The accused, Mr. Wright, was once a rising star in the legal industry as one of the few defense attorneys in the nation with more wins than losses. In 2019, Mr. Wright was exposed for using forged evidence in a trial and disbarred for life from practicing law as consequence.>The trial for determining Mr. Wright's guilt has been set to be held on April 20. Mr. Wright has denied any intent of self-representation as of now, and it is not certain if he will be allowed to do so...
Congratulations, you are all wizards.
WE DID IT WE FINALLY GOT TO THIS LEGENDARY EVENTYESSSSSSS
>>737181595>againHe had killed before?Also I don't believe it, bet he could have proved himself innocent again, like he did in like, what, his second case?
>>737181942>He had killed before?Who hasn't he killed?
Wanted to post this at a time when I felt people would be waking up in PST. Should've done so at around 10AM EST/7AM PST, but I was busy.
WHAT THE FUCK? NONONO WRIGHTBROS THIS CAN'T BE. WHO'S GONNA DEFEND HIM?
>>737182238He probably knows Gavin's brother, the defense attorney.
>>737182461Gavin is a defense attorney.
>>737182586There are two gavins, one is a rockstar
>>737182695>one is a rockstarHow does he even have a law career
>>737183356Nepotism, I suppose. The bigger Gavin might hold some influence.
Test. Something weird's going on with this thread.
>>737181595>from superstar lawyer to killing people over backroom poker gamesWrightfags, our response?
>>737183830They killed themselves out of guilt.
>>737183561The TOPIC itself is weird. Why did he do that? Did he not have breakfast that morning?
I thought it'd be the pedophile accusations that'd get him in this climate. Wright always had teenage girls lurking aroun him.
>>737184064Who didn't have breakfast?
Watch him somehow win this anyways.You just know Wright can do it.
Eh he'll get off the hook, that Gavin guy's defending him I heard and not only do they know eachother, but Gavin took care of the FU-9 incident that involved the Goldbergs being falsely accused of hate crimes.
>>737184274Him!
>>737185117Me?
He will request, specifically, to be not represented by his "friend" Gavin but still his office. There is a young lad learning there that looks familiar somehow...
Coming up with silly yet logically consistent headcanons is hard.
>>737184658Remember that time his bench caught on fire and he didn't even flinch?
>>737184640Wright can't even stand in court anymore, and you think he's gonna "win this"? The cope is unreal
>>737187645Well maybe if one of you cowards busted his legs on the way to trial.
>>737181942He's been charged with murder like twice before I think. Dude's either the most unlucky lawyer alive, or the shadiest.
Nobody cares and they never will.
>>737181595TRITEFAGS IN SHAMBLES, LMAAAAAAAAO. I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT SMUG FAGGOT TO GET THE DEATH PENALTY.
>>737181595How could such a prestigious upstart lawyer sunken this low? What's the fate of California now?
>>737181595The absolute state of Wrightheads, he's getting the chair this time
>>737186503Yeah what was up with that? this dude is as cool as a cucumber. kinda sad we have to make up his achievements
Justice for gant
>>737181595good riddance, I knew this fucker was guilty the last time
>>737190551I wish I could find the Hypnogant image.
>>737190551>I'm supposed to believe this man killed one of his partners just to make a case against a guy who they already knew killed 5 people, who TURNED HIMSELF IN
>>737191265During a freak power outage using a vintage suit of armor, just insane. I would have laughed during the sentencing too, what a sick joke
>>737191358I heard that same suit of armor came to life and tried to kill Godot a couple years later.
>>737191358I still don't know how the fuck Wright got away with it. Was the judge's wife being held at gunpoint or something?
>>737190551Met Gant once at a grocery store. I told him how nice it was to meet him and how I looked up to him as a role model and he just started applauding uproariously until I walked away. I don't even think he listened to what I said.
I always knew that lawyer was up to no good
So who's defending him? Because how can anyone look at this shit and tell me Trite is not guilty.
>>737193462Is Godot still alive?
>>737195581He's been executed anon.
i was at the restaurant when it happened. a blonde guy walked past me mumbling about a hideout a couple minutes before Wright was arrested
>>737191461It's obvious that him and the chief prosecutor are buddy-buddy. They're fixing the trials the way they want them to end. What a joke.
>>737181595He may be a murderer, but at least he's not a gambler. He just played poker and then, unrelatedly, his opponents paid him to play piano.
>>737195646Then who are you?
>>737191461Don't you remember when he was cross-examining that hitman and the hitman offered him his services? We all heard that, right?Everything about Wright is shady as fuck; wouldn't be surprised if he was on the Epstein list.
I'm (You) but stronger.
>>737181595>Ace Attorney>(33)Why are Japanese games like this?
>>737197568>wouldn't be surprised if he was on the Epstein list.I heard one of the guys Wright caught right at the start of his career was on the list. Some extremely shady CEO who spontanously confessed after that spirit medium girl said something to him in court.
>>737197164Nobody just a rando looking at the downfall of Trite.
>>737197747That guy was obviously guilty, though.
Apparently Winston "The Rookie Killer" Payne's been rumored to personally request he take on the case for the Prosecution. Something about a grudge he holds towards Wright for ruining his win record. t. my dad's uncle works at the court office.
>>737199003Payne is a joke.
>>737199003Payne Against Gavin? yeah this is over, just declare Wright Innocent already.
>>737199003Good for Wright I guess.If he gets an even remotely competent attorney on his side, he got this shit in the bag.>>737199167Gavin already confirmed?
>TMZ: Wright's adoptive daughter(aged 14) reportedly "shows her underwear" at her magic shows.WTF???? Are we sure this sleazebag wasn't on the island? Maybe he's going to commit """suicide""" in his cell o algo before the trial.Pic rel, the girl in question in a photo anonymously given to TMZ.
>>737199210That's what I've heard, he was seen talking to Gavin after the crime according to the sources i've read.Unless ofcourse Gavin recommended someone else, but that doesn't sound like him.
>>737199003>Rookie KillerIs a new lawyer taking a homicide case and defending fucking Phoenix Wright. What is this bullshit I'm looking at man.
>>737199301If he was on the island, you wouldn't be seeing the loli out there and all in one piece.
>>737199301Damn, his daughter dressed like this?!
>>737199523It's Wright. Same guy who was hanging around with a spirit medium girl, or actually two of them.
Has the edge man made any comments yet?
>>737199158Would be awesome to have his power to split into three, though.
Oh wow, this image still exists unlike the Hypnogant one.
>>737199740He's on his like third or fourth "suicide" right now. Won't be back until like August.
I have no idea what's going in this thread.
>>737200067Have you played Ace Attorney?
Edgeworth assigned a loser like Payne to the case because Wright is his buddy and he wants him free.This whole thing is corrupt AF. No wonder we live in the Dark Age of the Law now
that cheating fuck had it coming
>>737199829What even happens if you get prosecuted by the Payne train? Is it a sign that your soul won't ever find peace even after your death?
>>737181595>WR*GHTFUCK that guy. He cheated all his cases. He lost his badge for a reason. Not surprised at all.
What would the GOAT manfred von karma say if he could see this....
>>737200149I did. Is this mockup trial?
>>737200291AJ first case happens on 20th April 2026
>>737200067It's a larp. The Joke is this is when the events of AJ happens
>>737200291It's pseudo-roleplay shitposting. Celebrating the theoretical day that fictional events happen in Ace Attorney.Theoretically, the murder of the first Apollo Justice case happened yesterday, so I made a thread celebrating when the news would break out. It's all in the hope that we can summon someone to record a stream for us like we got back in 2017, 2018 and 2019.
You guys know that Phoenix was framed right? look into gavin. Do your research, the truth is out there
>>737200343>>737200376Now I get it. I played AJ so long time ago I already forgot the whole game..
>>737181595>victim is Shadi Smith>they don't even report his ageMan, the glowies really can't come up with better cover up names. Shady Smith, fucking really?Why not use John Doe at that point?Are they still seething about his parrot stunt or the time he preformed an exorcism in court and the only way they could revoke his attorney badge is because one of those ((germans)) set him up with fake evidence?
>>737200530Has to be, I know my man Phoenix Wright wouldn't forge evidence. He'd rather try some weird ass improvised bullshit tactic.
>>737200596Bro most people here are too young to remember when Deid Mann was killed, people just have silly names these days, I blame the liberals.
What happened to that cute spirit medium who was always hanging around Wright, anyway?
>>737200530>Kristoph Gavin: decade+ year career, three-digit number of trials as defense, a barely double digit number of acquitals and like 40 plea settlements>Phoenix Wright: 14 wins (two of which were relitigations) over 16 trials in 3 years, abandoned his post for a stupid reality TV show agreeing to undergo brain damage, fraudulent replacement more competent than he ever was, disbarred for forged evidenceLOL no
>>737200957Replaced by a cute magician girl apparently.
So Trucy is a mulatto, right?
>>737201148Can this website go five seconds without being racist
Take a look at this Gordon
>>737201506Exactly as much it can go 5 seconds without uooooohing
My fellow scholars, lately I found myself being interested in Khura'in culture. Notably, Rayfa of the royal family has a dance technique that only true scholars can appreciate. Can someone share pictures.... or even videos of her. On the pure educational purpose, of course.
>>737181595Perhaps the least surprising shit I’ve ever seen in my life, I always knew this fraud was a degenerate criminal, even before he was disbarred
>>737199829God, I miss those days
>>737202109It's funny becuase it's lore-accurate.
>>737202031>This fag again.Put on a trip already so I can filter your mad Khuraini fever posts. Khurain isn't a real country and its citizens aren't real people.
>>737201624Can you eat it? It looks like a cookie.
>>737199003>p*nye prosecuting fuck me the only attorney worse than trite I swear it’s like he gets paid to throw cases
>>737202109The experience of watching Turnabout Greg as it happened will forever live in my heart
>>737202031go back to discord groomer troonthe khurain kingdom isn’t real but a certain island is
>>737200852people remember Deid Mann but NOBODY remembers Sum Gai from zheng fai it’s a crying shame
>>737198901I'm pretty sure "confessions" extracted under direct blackmail in court is all kinds of invalid.>B-b-but all his assistant was doing was reading out names, it was totally innocent and had nothing to do with White suddenly screaming in terror and begging to confess to anything Wright demanded!Come on now.
>>737200852>>737202624>Guy named de Killer>didn't do it
>>737202175>>737202419Alas, I'm in presence of lesser minds. No matter. Soon, I'll pierce the mystery of magical tricks, then.
>>737202228Fuck I missed it.But I was there for the original TIMELINES.
>>737202649That whole trial was a sham anyway. The prosecutor was guiding the witness. That wiretapping admission was especially obvious. A CEO personally sets up a wiretap in a random law office for no apparent reason, and the owner of the office ends up dead soon after. Not suspicious at all?
>>737184139As if Miles is any better
Would you rather have a great ace attorney sequel or a regular ace attorney sequel?
Wright is going to confess to a dozen forgeries as part of a plea deal. That's why Payne is prosecuting, the actual trial is just going to be a one-day formality. Since Wright can't stand in court anymore as a lawyer they're going to get a rookie to sit there and nod his head and put in the plea deal. SCREENCAP THIS
>>737203306the latter because the former is already fully explored and finished.unless the former wants to cover how world war 1 affected the relationship between Britain and japan because that's very close to the game's timeline.
>>737203220>>737202649Only on 4chan people will unironically defend Redd fucking White. He had it coming, his entire business was blackmail.
>>737203447An Ace Attorney set during WW1 involving war crime trials would be cool
>>737203543yeah it would be very cool, it'd also the only way i'd want a sequel to GAA because that'd be breaking new ground and could be possible in it's timeline.
>>737203306Since Sherlock Holmes already has some Cthulu crossovers I kind of want to see an TGAA take on the concept. Although this will probably only ever happen in fanfic or fangames
So who's streaming the trial?
>>737203715>cosmic horror detective mystery gameI wanted to make one of those one day. One day...
>>737202109Glad to see there's still some surviving macros.
>>737203897Pablo and Lawfuldickish's channels still exist, but we only know the latter is still alive.
>>737203306Still butthurt that they never released the English versions for 3DS yet they can do it for Switch.
>>737199301Damn, I'd totally hit that if I could pull off a complicated scheme to frame a random bystander.
>>737203306new series
>>737204238Wesley, not this again. There's no magic in those panties, you're just a perv! One day, you'll get in trouble!
>>737203306Killing off Gregson was a mistake.
>literal murderersDisgusting.Read healthier visual novels.English mystery VNs on Steam from the past few years:>Beyond R: Rule Ripper>Birth ME Code >Blankspace>Clean Slate>CORPSE FACTORY>Decide 4 God (Out now in full 1.0)>Detective Instinct: Farewell, My Beloved>The Divine Deception>Entropic Float: This World Will Decay And Disappear>The Game of Fourtune>Head AS Code (remake)>Look Inside>Methods: The Canada Files>Methods: The Detective Competition>The Price of Flesh>Quantum Suicide>Reaplaced>Shards of Chaos>The Specters Desire>SYNESTHESIA>Tead>Thief's Roulette>Whispering Memories>The Zodiac TrialEnglish mystery VNs on Steam that are to-be-released:>The Lost Delinquents of Rollings High>NO MORE WORK FOR ITO>Ubel>Underground22>The Wonderland Killings
>>737204802Gregson should've not come back for GAA2. It sucks how little consequence there was for GAA1-5.
Got some insider information from the police department. Don't ask.>Closed room murder>Wright killed the guy after losing to him in a card game>Bashed his head in with a fucking wine bottle>victim reported as 'Shadi Smith', but you all probably knew thatI never knew Wright had it in em. Gambling AND murder?
>tfw you are older than the anime characters of your childhood
>>737203971
yo i got some incuritis someone hook me up my friend is a judge
>>737205126I heard his assistant is some khura'in assassin. She killed so many people, Maya or Keera, I think. I bet she is involved.
qrd on this meme?
>>737204895IIRC it was because GAA2 wasn't guaranteed so they had to wrap as much up as they could in 1
>>737205931I know that's why it exists, I've seen Digibro's SAO videos. I just still think there should've been consequences from it accounted for instead of just pretending it never happened.
>>737181595They've been trying to pin this guy with something ever since he exposed how incompetent the judges are. I'll believe it when I see it taped, otherwise it's just the judges throwing another tantrum over having to do their jobs.
>>737206078Fuck off Wrightfag, I will be happy once I see the death penalty handed to him.
>>737206078Seek retribution through taking action yourself.
>>737206513That sack of shit Judge has been like fucking 80 for how many years now? I'm sure nature will take its course soon.
>>737205842Gayass roleplaying.
>>737205842Read >>737200527
>>737206564What would be straightboob roleplaying
>>737202109>>737202228I remember coming back from College and binging AO all night, those were the fucking days, how is AO holding up these days?
>>737205842The first game states that a certain event takes place in 2001. Using that, fans have dated every event in the series (because the Month/Day is stated before each trial). So people have been larping as these events happen in real time.
>>737206870Rubbing your nipples for Onlyfans.
>>737207498Is that what the spirit medium girl Wright was with doing now? Haven't seen her in years.
>>737207686Last time I heard she was in some third world country.
>>737207951Every country on earth is third world.
>>737200527>2019damn we haven't had one of these in that long?
>>737207951Ok but is she doing OF? But going back to news on hand, who the fuck is defending Wright? Rookie Killer is the prosecutor so the Lawyer is fresh out of the BAR?
>>737208029except Zheng Fa! ZHENG FA NUMBER 1! GREATTST COUNTRY! SUPERPOWER BY 2030
>>737200530Gavin's a schizo about himself, you can tell he's got some kind of stick up his ass that he won't remove. Between that and the case involving Gramaryes, some total bogus was afoot, and it wasn't Wright's doing. The legal system has been throwing a fit and not even pretending it cares about justice anymore.
I miss Wright's bullshit turnabouts so much bros. Tell me he's going to do it.
>>737203306mainline sequel first then tgaa investigations. soj ended on a cliffhanger and we don’t know how nick met athena.
>>737199158>>737199167>>737199210>>737200162fake fans confirmedWinston "Seven Years of FUCKING PERFECTION" never lost a single case until he went against Mia Fey, and then his only 3 losses after that were to Phoenix Wright.Unless Wright decides to dismiss his lawyer and defend himself in court, it looks like the Payne Train is going to have the last laugh over his old nemesis.
>>737208967If Gavin is defending him Payne may have some trouble.
>>737181595>JAPANIFORNIA: Borscht Bowl Club pianist and former "Ace Attorney" Phoenix Wright (33) has been arrested on suspicion of murdering a bar patron on the night of April 17, 2026.>The victim, Shadi Smith (age unknown), is said to have beaten him in a backroom game of poker before being viciously assaulted and killed by the accused.kek, not surprised that wacky wright is a poker player. dude bluffed his way through every trial and somehow never got penalized for it.isn't gambling illegal in japanifornia anyways? are they getting him on several charges? i would love to see that hack lawyer locked up for years
>>737208890Kristoph CHADvin won't lose, so we don't have anything to worry about as long as he doesn't do something silly like let some newbie apprentice handle the case.
>>737204459This, great ace attorney had a great ending and the mainline series has long since run its course.Either make a new series or put the series to rest imo.
I wonder if this fraud is going to agree to testify in court. As a former defense lawyer he should really know better than to do that, but I would love to watch him blatantly make shit up one more time in front of the judge. Guy probably thinks he knows the "right" way to testify to prove his innocence because of his experience, as though the prosecution wouldn't also know of his methods.
>>737203306I want fucking something. Where the fuck is a new game
>>737209997>isn't gambling illegal in japanifornia anyways?They don't technically gamble at the Borscht Bowl Club AFAIK. I've challenged Wright twice and it didn't cost me a cent unless you count the price of the meal I ordered afterwards, lmaoHe's a fucking legend among poker players. Dude allegedly hasn't lost a game in 7 years (until now apparently), so people will come just to try and beat him for bragging rights even without money on the lineNever heard of this "Shadi Smith" guy but he must have been a hell of a poker player if he could end Wright's streak
Hooray, my thread is coming to life.
>>737210072I heard rumors, and Gavin is doing exactly that. Some kid named Apollo Justice.
>>737181595I have a lot of time to kill at work so I downloaded an emulator and got my coworker to play AA1. So far she finished the first case and the first court day of the second case. I thought she was bored at first but she seemed to want to play it some more next week. I really hope she loses interest before AA2. She's gonna think I'm a weird fuck if she sees Pearl transform into Mia in that tiny dress.
>>737212910It's over bro...She's going to report you to HR for being a pedophile when she sees that
>>737211075Wait, so is that why Wright killed him? Cause he was salty about losing?
>>737213649Wright's an autist. They always try to kill people when they lose.
>>737213769Was Von Karma autistic?
>>737213819>refused to pull a bullet out of his arm for 15 yearsProbably
now im thinking Von Karma was framed. . .
>>737213649Probably, yeah. Can't think of any other reason, unless maybe he had history with the guy or somethingHonestly he seemed like a pretty chill dude, so it's hard to believe he killed someone. Then again I guess it kinda makes sense that someone who'd never lost in 7 years would be that much of a sore loser
>>737202228>tfw caught the end of THE turnabout>THE turnabout was over a decade ago nowJesus christ.
Has this guy even prosecuted in the country recently? I would love to be a witness to a crime just to get a chance to talk to this dreamboat...
>Phoenix Wright *hits pipe*
>>737213236Please don't say that... Well if it happens she'll get busted for playing games at work so it's like mutually assured destruction, right?
never doubt who's wright lads
>>737214730Oldbag...
>>737214730Are you that fucking security guard that's like 90 years old? Go back to the nursing home.
>>737214730Oldbag you're literally old enough to be his grandma
>>737215358Never doubt who's Wrong.
Dead franchise.
>>737213649What if it was a lover's quarrel or something in the personal circle?
>>737217907Nobody loves Wright.
Bump
This thread is going to be dead in one hour. Gonna hope for the best anyway. Goodnight.
When are they going to just make a new one? They've remade and rereleased the entire franchise several times over, they even brought over the Japan only titles. Clearly theres demand, what's the hold up?
https://youtu.be/G71_2AllEp8?si=o7o3_f6_fI2Q3KVZ
phoenix WRONG is a hack fraud lawyer and a criminal
>>737223453t. Engarde
>>737181595Based Wright! Now that he has a taste for blood he can start a proper legal revolution.We cannot vote our way out of the dark age of the law!
>>737214409>wrightoids are poltardswhy am i not surprised
>>737227832meant for >>737226561
>>737226561>This dark age of the law bullshit againThe Japanifornia justice system isn't perfect but it's not that bad.
>>737208039>MFW I was in the chat for Pablo's streams
>there are people who actually think Phoenix "Turnabout Terror" Wright isn't going to pull one at his own triallaffing
>>737200527A fandom going to such extended roleplay deserves better ;(
>>737232456We got like eleven games within two console gens, with most of them being at least good and three or four of them (depending on who you ask) being 10/10s. That's honestly more, and better, than the vast majority of games. I have fun in these threads and have been looking forward to 2026 for years, but I'm happy for the series to rest instead of pushing out uninspired sequels until the cows come home. I'd be open to one more if there were some really good ideas and writing behind it, but otherwise we had a great run.
>>737205126What the fuck kinda name is Shadi Smith anyways.
>>737233645Names like that are everywhere nowadays. You're one to talk, Anon E. Moose.
>page 10Objection!
>>737228598Euclid?
Somebody made a waifu thread without noticing this thread existed.>>737231846
>>737226561He needs to die first
>>737200957She's currently in my bedroom.
>>737238315Phoenix...
>>737238438I hate this trend of posts and I wish people would stop making them.
>>737214732
>>737238438
I fucking guarantee that by monday,1. Gavin won't be his attorney anymore.2. There'll be some fucking slideshow about moving furniture pretending that it changes EVERYTHING.3. Someone's going to pretend to have a split personality.Phoenix is a fucking hack who pulls the same shit every fucking time. And he'll get away with everything.
>>737189078Holy fucking shit, I made this reaction image back in 2014, haven't seen it since.I was basing it off pic related when it happened in game.
Phoenix has always been a fraud, I heard he blackmailed that Redd White guy, he had his case in the bag until he started reading out names. Half his cases also involve "ghosts", he's a total sham
>>737208967>Mia was defending Wright>Who was on trial for murder yet againCoincidence? I think not. Dude's been sabotaging this upstanding man for ages, now.
Is the GOAT back? It's just been seven years since his brother disappeared after Wright's last trial, meaning he's now gonna inherit papa Gramarye's bag of tricks unless Zak makes an appearance in the public eye. Expecting some big news after his collab in the upcoming Gavinners show.
>>737239376black_knight?
>>737239578I still can't believe a fucking GBA game called out the whole epstein shenanigans first. I guess they never expected the game to reach american shores back then.
Imagine believing the law applies to this man. I heard he even went to school with that Edgeworth guy. It's all one big club, and you're not in it.
>>737220105Good morning anon. Thread's still here.
>>737205126>Shadi SmithDid his parents make it up on the spot
I heard from a friend of mine that that Wright guy is actually a good fighter. He apparently was able fight on equal footing with superheroes.
>>737220210Capcom is entering the handheld console market since there are no truly portable handhelds anymore. They know that Phoenix Wright games released on home consoles just aren't the same so they're saving it for their console launch. t. my uncle works at Capcom
This is fucking me up... we really are in some kind of Dark Age of the Law...
>>737240121>I heard he even went to school with that Edgeworth guy. IThe guy used to be a fucking art major before he inexplicably switched to law. Probably once he realized he had a talent for bullshiting. I don't think there was any big conspiracy here. At worst Wright got to have a look into the justice system through Edgeworth and realized it was the perfect stage for his scams.
>>737240121>The first trial he cheats at was for ANOTHER guy he went to school with, Harry, I believe>Months later, he just magically shows up as a witness to overturn a guilty verdict for EdgeworthYou can't even call it smoke & mirrors at this point. They don't even hide it. They just expect you to never put 2 & 2 together.
>>737240186I heard some rumour he apparently fought against the former mayor of Metro City like more than 10 years ago
>>737240334>Fraud gets banned from law>DARK AGE OF THE LAW>Fraud murders a man because he's a fraud>DARK AGE OF THE LAW
>>737240342>inexplicablyA schizo rich bitch tried to make him throw his life away for her, and his lawyer saved his life and made him realize the bitch belonged in prison. That's why Wright switched from art to law.
Archived footage of Wright:https://youtu.be/EQ_LZWg-awk?list=PLajdAI53cttlNhEkxh9fDcBdh8AIK34Lm&t=233
>>737239237Wright isn't a fucking attorney anymore. He can't and won't be allowed to defend himself like in some fucking moive, let alone have the time and resources to pull his usual nonsense while he's rotting in a detention center. He would need to summon a copy of himself from the fucking ether to actually represent him, and just in case you're that deluded, let me clarify: it isn't happening.
>>737240590That girl was a literal angel and her being charged for Wright's crime is to this day his worst sin. His, his mentor's (who thankfully got what was coming to her), and HER mentor who is the true source of this evil lineage of lawyers... (((Grossberg)))
>>737239976I watched him perform in a parking lot the other day, sad what happened to one of the pillars of the magic world, the Gramarye name isn't what it used to be after that trial. Can't wait for Zak's corpse to be found in a random ditch somewhere so he can claim the old man's legacy.
>>737240965>Hawthornes>AngelsConfirmed shill trying to drum up jewelry sales.
>>737240979I'm telling you, it all went downhill when they fired Mister Reus
>>737240421Best mayor they ever fucking had.Then one day, likely after an encounter with Wright, he just resigns and says some literal convict is the new mayor. Simply bypassing the basic election process. I swear, everything Wright touches become corrupt.
>>737240965>schizo nonsenseGrossberg is too busy dealing with the pain in his ass to be competent in any field.
>>737241078You exaggerate. It's known that Wright had an encounter with Professor Hershel Layton, the famous archeologist, and that brit is just as famous as respected today as back then, if not more.Like of course Wright is a bad influence but he's not actively poisonous.
Coldkiller X causes hemorrhoids.
>>737240583>Police Chief murders a detective while blackmailing the Chief Prosecutor right after the future Chief Prosecutor was cleared of the murder of his own father, a prestigious DA who was actually murdered by the world's greatest prosecutor>Golden age of the law, all is well :)
>>737241829Gant was fucking framed. If you actually bought the fairy tale Wright spun to the court to make him a murderer, you are exactly the kind of idiot that allowed his justice system to rot.
Happy 7 year anniversary of Pablo's stream.Does this screenshot imply the murder happens on the 16th or 17th?
Guys, I hear the victim was bald.
>>737240583Are you forgetting about the OTHER prosecutor that killed a woman and now the court likes to parade him around in chains from time to time? Putting him to work on actual trials like it's some circus?And didn't it come to light that the chief of the fucking CPE was responsible for a whole net of corruption, the MILDEST of which was appointing his incompetent kid as a prosecutor and arrange trials in his favor?Sounds like a pretty dark age imo.
honestly Phoenix from the inworld perspective does seem super shady thrice over after the apollo games
>b-but the girl tapped the phone>b-but there wasn't a bone on the plate of the t-bone steak>b-but it was almost christmasJesus christ, this guy nitpicks over the most pointless things. Does it run in his family?
>>737181595>murder happened on the 17ths>case being heard on the 20thGlad to see the right to a speedy trial is alive in this universe.
>>737243890He utlimately proved all of those though
>>737203543Did they have war crimes trials in WWI? The Huns got away with bayoneting Belgian babies.
>>737244128>blatant lies are proof
>>737244279War crimes weren't really established in law at the time, IIRC. Was any of the baby bayonet stuff real in WWI though? It was mainly a propaganda claim.
>>737181595>former "Ace Attorney" Phoenix Wright (33) has been arrested on suspicion of murdering a bar patron on the night of April 17, 2026.>33Guys this is obviously a set up by the freemasons.Watch, they are going to use this to try and completely revamp the legal system so it becomes a demoncracy just like the circus of politics we have.Mark my words you will be "voting" for verdicts before the end of the year!
>>737242258Simon Blackquil? The one with that fucking bird? He's a literal circus act. We truly are in the Dark Age of The Law. Even though his sister is a real bombshell.
>>737244507It was the Germans, WWI was just them warming up.
>>737242258Yes, because it's fucking hilarious and so is he with his weeaboo nonsense.
>>737244801The claims against the Germans in WWI are the biggest example of those claims being fake though.
>>737244507It's not a farfetched claim that some of the children murdered were bayonetted,but there's in fact not much direct evidence and the frequency is likely exaggerated.
>>737244919Are you really pretending the rape of Belgium didn't happen?
>>737245293Not quite.
>>737245448>the true history revealedThanks for clearing that up, Anon
>>737201624>>737202190Always thought of these kind of cookies when I saw the badge. The pineapple ones, to be exact.Maybe it was always a cookie. I doubt the guy ever passed the bar exam given how wacky his trials tend to go.
>>737182238Matlock
>>737181595So who shot the Phantom? Was that ever revealed?
>>737246008>The PhantomWho the fuck are you talking about anon
Somebody please kick out the "time travellers".
I actually went to the club he was playing at>piano playing sucked shit>constantly chugging down "grape juice">heard a rumor that he brings his teenage daughter there pretty frequentlyWrightbros, it's not looking good.
>>737246617does his daughter earn "tips"?
>>737246719Stop posting forever.
>>737246719She gets a good amount from the magic tricks she does when I went to the club a month ago.
>>737246339???>>737246570Shit they're on to me
>>737246339>>737247632I think it's about that old phantom thief that turned to be a fucking femboy. I remember it from the case were Detective Atmey got charged with murder. Incidentally, by fucking Phoenix Wright.
>>737246617Fucking casual. You don't even know why people go to that shit borstch club, hu?. Heh....>>737247729What are you talking about? Atmey IS that thief. He was convicted.
>>737247845>You don't even know why people go to that shit borstch club, hu?youtube.com/watch?v=kihGm4KfY7k&t=27s
>>737249035Dammit I shouldn't've put that last "s" in the URL.
Just to let you know, there are more prosecutors who were convicted of actual murder like Von Karma and Godot than attorneys. This entire thread is just a psyop to throw the lens off these corrupt, ego-tripping fucks.I would still mating press Franziska though.
>>737250651To be fair, Godot has been both, has he not?
>>737251346Diego was a victim, Godot is a murderer.
>>737246719Yeah, byflashing her panties to people. Someone should really do something about that, she cannot be allowed to continue.
God I love Mayas Mission, she's such a slut.
>Prosecutor uses forged evidence and builds an entire career out of it>Nothing>Defense attorney uses fake evidence given to him once>Fired and barred for lifeWhat is this horseshit
>>737252645In Japan you're guilty until proven innocent so the burden of proof is on the defense attorney.99% conviction rate isn't just meme.
>>737252645>Defense attorney uses fake evidence given to him once>onceYou really believe that shit?
>>737252848Why wasn't Wright then convicted of fake evidence before though? Against seasoned talented prosecutors like Edgeworth, the Von Karmas and Payne, why haven't they outed his ass yet this fuckboy-looking, law-agent-as-a-hobby Gavin dude IMMEDIATELY called him out on it?This post glows.
>>737252740But this is Japanifornia? What has this got do with Japan.
>>737253001You are full of dicks
>>737253001This is a common misconception. They actually are in Japan. It's just that the channel that broadcasts the trials internationally makes some edits.
>Nobody defense lawyer from a shitty school>Suddenly his senior partner gets 'randomly' murdered by her own sister>Somehow passes off the blame on fucking Redd White, clearly a government plot to seize Blue Corp >The murderous cunt becomes his assistant and brutally murderers countless people over and over>Wright himself somehow keeps getting all his rival prosecutors convicted and executed>even got Damon Gant killed>has been caught fabricating evidence in the past And now he's murdered someone in plain day light, clearest case I have ever seen, caught red handed, and he's going to get away with it. I can feel it. There's no justice in this world.This country has been going down hill ever since Wright got Von Karma.A fucking parrot, ridiculous. This truly is the dark age of the law...
>>737253109proof?
>>737253113Eat your burgers conspiracy theorist.
I wish people would post fanart
>present the brooch to Lamiroir>she fesses up to being in the room>adds a new statement to her testimony>can't do anything with my evidence>pressing her on it doesn't change anything>don't see anything weird with the bracelet mechanic>give up after spending hours on it>i was supposed to notice a tiny little gulpthis game is such fucking bullshit
In case you want to know how the streams 7 years went down, search Kitanai_chan on twitch.A lot of the videos are lost so we only have parts of 3, along with AAI and PLvPW, but it should give you an idea of the autism that's required.
>>737256592Really sucks that we've lost the 2-4 ones. That was the most invested audience we had other than 3-5.
>>737252973Because Phoenix and the karmas are in the same bed, fuck Edgeworth and Him went to the same school for fuck sake, the moment Phoenix fights at even field with someone else he got called out
>>737256592>lost the videosTRULY THE DARK AGE OF THE LAW
Apollo having like 3 different backstories for each game was so dumb. You could feel the writers' desperation to have him click with the audience.
Remember when Pablo said he was considering streaming FSN?
4chan once again fails to prove you can hate people to death.
>>737181595OP's pic looks like that one shit stain that appears to be Snake in Yoji Shinkawa's style.
>>737203897I've got it all set up. I'll try to get it going at 10am California time (1pm EST), but I may be late finishing up work. Lawfuldickish on twitch
>>737261430Fucking nice
>>737261430Nice
At last. That fool Wright is finally getting what's come to him. Who knows how many guilty criminals got off scot-free thanks to this hooligan's shenanigans.I for one shall be enjoying a nice glass of grape juice while watching this spiky-haired motherfucker get sentenced to a swift execution. Seeing him break down in tears will be the highlight of the month for me.
>>737261430Thanks Lawful.Though doing it at 1PM does kinda suck, since the case takes like 2 hours and I have work at 2:30.
>>737257058>the perfect prosecutor somehow willing to imprison himself for life just to make some rookie look good in all some le conspiracyyou're the same type of subhuman whose claims are so fucking ridiculous they end up undermining actually righteous causes. There is corruption in the system but if you coocoo fuckers keep this up no one will believe you
>>737203306The final case of TGAA 1 is far better than the final case of TGAA 2
>>737263434Yeah probably.
>>737236872>tfw got namedroppedwhat the fuck, wasn't even that anon you were replying too. I can't believe it's been 7 years, jesus christ.>>737261430based is AoV still alive?
>>737242258>Chief of the CPEEdgeworth was the one who got him anon. You know, Wright's buttbuddy that was blatantly fixing trials in his favor?And this is only a year or two after Wright and Edgeworth got both fucking VON KARMA and the Chief of Police hung for first degree murder.It's plain as day that Wright and Edgeworth was fixing trials for their mutual benefit the entire time. Wright got all of his personal assosciates for the hook for hefty crimes, Edgeworth got as many political rivals out the way as possible. If Edgeworth isn't already Chief Prosecutor he will be soon, mark my words.
>>737203306I'd rather not have any more of that drawn out garbage.
>>737181595>Wake up>The legendary ace attorney Phoenix Wright is a murdererWHAT IS THIS
>Wright being charged with murder>Edgeworth and gumshoe no where to be foundCoincidence?
>>737266997Still going, there's literally a case building right now, in fact.
>>737269375Not that anon but I keep meaning to case again but being a wageslave and being an American means I can't stay up to 1 AM casing anymore
The fact they let Wright anywhere near evidence procedures i.e. MASON means he must have been found not guilty of the diary forgery very early. So he spent the years playing cards for years for the sheer love of the game.
Should I play ace attorney chronicles? It has amazing reviews but nobody talks about it
>>737271676But anon.... you're talking about it!
Can't wait to see Wright get the chair, he deserves it for what he did to Gant.>>737271676It's all-around excellent, and worth it for Sholmes alone.
>>737271676It's honestly too long for its own good (don't think of them as two games; they're one massive game in two halves) but overall enjoyable.
I play Mia's Fat Titties, and end my turn.
Don't post AIslop.
>>737266997I assumed it was either you or black_knight. And B_K usually tripfags.
>>737274834Teppen is a card game you retard. and predates AI
>>737271676Nobody talks about it because it was a game that got released in Japan and then fan translated just as an official translation compilation came out. Unlike AAI2 where it got a couple translations around the same time AA5 came out and then the compilation port pissed everyone off by deliberately avoiding anything fans had already named the characters.
Anyway GAA's alright. Better than 5, 6 and Layton v Wright, only feels about on par with the AAIs. Second game feels unfinished and repeats the same kinds of mistakes as 5 and 6. Also S/Herlock's gimmicks grate on me and I wish he wasn't so goddamn insincere all the time.
Guys, it's 100% confirmed. Payne is locked-in as the prosecutor. It is fucking OVER for Wright.
>>737275612Did he ever get a toupee? Him being bald never looked right.
>>737274898Wonder how many people from the original streams are going to show up. Or are still alive.
>tfw he was called out all those years agoWhat a load of baloney
>>737202649You can't prosecute a guy with zero motive for murder when all you have is a testimony that keesp switching either
>>737181942He killed his girlfriend's ex when he was in college but got away by framing his girlfriend. Phoenix has always been scum
>>737278670Wasn't she involved in another case years prior? A different murder.
>>737278813A common theory among conspiracy buffs but no that was a different girl who only looks somewhat like her named Melissa Foster
blackedknight
>>737276343Obviously I'm still here, since this thread possibly wouldn't have existed otherwise. I've abandoned my old Twitch account, though. Too much bad associated with this name.
>>737278670>>737278941>More Hawthorne propagandaMaybe you should have raised your kids right instead of letting them be cunts (or pushed around by the cunts).
Is the AAI2 fan translation or official localization superior?
>>737280842Official localization.
>>737280925Fuck. I really wanted to play it on my DS.
>>737280965Why would you pay money for video games
>>737281034What does money have to do with it? I just like playing games on my DS.
>>737281086The Switch is a respectable handhled and unlike the HD version of PW, they didn't fuck up the upscale.
>>737281147If it doesn't fit in my pocket I refuse to acknowledge it as a handheld.
>>737281159Time to upgrade to the cargo kilt.
>>737280842the fan translation is superior, don't listen to official localization fags
>>737281340>Retard thinks Raymond Shields is a better pun than Eddie FenderGet the fuck outta of here
>>737281229kek>>737281340I may end up playing both depending on how short the game is.
>>737281340I haven't played the localization. I'm sure all the names are worse, though I am curious as to the dialogue quality. Though nothing's gonna fucking help the issue of how fucking drawn out AAI2 cases are.If Pablo or Lawful ever decide to stream it to fill the gaps, I'll probably be there. Though woe be to whoever has to stream a whole AAI2 case all at once, shit got bad enough back with AAI1-5.We really, REALLY should have streamed AAI2 back in 2019...
>>737281676>I haven't played the localization. I'm sure all the names are worseHa
>>737281457>I may end up playing both depending on how short the game is.It's kinda long and complaints about the pacing are common
>>737181595I remember reading this meme way back in the day.
>>737181942He was credibly accused of murdering his mentor by Blue Corp CEO, Redd White.It would make sense. I mean he did stand to inherit her entire law office. Meanwhile Redd White mysteriously broke down and confessed when looking at a paper of supposed blackmail he had committed.Now I know Mr. White has done some terrible things, but murder had never been one of them. With his resources he surely could have stopped Mia from 'exposing' him, which was the official line of that whole kangaroo court.I wonder what they had on him that he'd choose murder 1 over having it made public.Phoenix Wright was always a crook, let no one tell you otherwise.
>>737282358>Dark Age of the Law is actually a thing now too.
>>737282475it's really funny how both of these trilogy's and the investigations games happen during trump's terms.
>>737282475Basically.We do have a justice department which just goes after random people who the president doesn't like.And they're deliberately not arresting rich pedophiles.And then there's the whole illegals thing.Of course years ago those with opposing political views would talk about the laptop stuff or political witchhunts, too. Or cops being sentenced in the court of public opinion.So the idea of a dark age of the law isn't far off.
>>737282967Basically the same shit we've seen for decades from every party, every politician, and every bootlicker. nobody is going to do anything about it and thats just a simple truth and yes, that includes whoever (YOU) believe wouldn't be like that if put in power.now stop wasting your time with something entirely out of your control and participate in the funny capcom game larping
We are truly in the dark age of the law
>probably has the most murder charges out of anyone in the city>"allegedly" not guilty for all of themI think she's working with Wright to pick a target, kill them, and then also send someone innocent to jail.
>>737282967>We do have a justice department which just goes after random people who the president doesn't likeYeah like when Biden's FBI raided the home of someone who had Ashli's diary, or shot that one old dude dead, or arrested a bunch of Trump 1 officials on charges that mostly got overturned.You leftist freaks derail every single thread on this board to bitch and moan and wail about Orange Man allegedly doing the exact same shit the people you worship and bootlick for do all the fucking time. Then you act like it's /pol/'s fault that threads get derailed. No, YOU derailed this thread, so whatever happens from here on is YOUR fault, faggot.
>>737283584Ive been saying she's been using burger joints to case targets for YEARS. In fact, I saw those two together at Eloon's fuckass noodle stand a few times around the city as well so someone should look into him as well as an accomplice
>>737283946Yeah no one is going to be b8'd into a political argument, anon.Also that is one fucking ancient image you have saved there
>>737283486No anon, it's far more severe and blatant now. This thread should mainly be about Ace Attorney, but things have indeed changed in real life.>>737283946Anon, compare the legal docs for those cases to the current ones and the standard has dropped into an abyss, even if it was dismal before. Save your /pol/ rage for other threads.
who's this cute detective that works for the japanifornia police?
>>737284118>>737284175You have to realize what you're dealing with.>>737284487Looks a bit like that one girl who helped out Wright once, but got her older sister thrown in Jail. She was the chief prosecutor I think?
>>737284487I passed this bitch in the snack food aisle, she was carrying like 30 bags of those Snackoos, the whole fucking shelf of it, and looked like she was about to flip me off when I stared at her. She might have BPD or something.
>>737284487Snackoo.
>>737284487Why did you photoshop a forensics foreband on her arm? You know she’s just a rookie detective, right?
>>737244663>>737270458>mason mason masonYou nutjobs need to go back to /pol/The freemason haven't been relevant in years and it's just retarded boomers meandering around, there's nothing conspiratorial to them at all and Phoenix has nothing to do with them.
Did you all know Arino from Game Center CX challenged the original Phoenix Wright game on the GBA?
>>737287874No idea who that is
>>737287874Neat. How recent was the episode?
The legal world has been a complete disillusionment to me(and I see I'm barely the only one. People already joke about a Dark Age of the Law) but I wouldn't miss Wright's trial for anything in the world.Maybe there's a faint chance the man himself will try to set the record straight, even if it might fall on deaf ears.
>>737245912Ages ago I used to think of the badge as that one cookie from Yoshi's Cookie
>>737271551Is that his mugshot? Dude is definitely getting charged on possession, I know the look.
>>737284175We have to pretend now that Merrick Garland wasn't a bigger fraud than Blaise Debeste? At least Blaise had actual stage presence, marinated garlic couldn't even get that right.
>>737290153He looks so fucking smug I hope there's a guilty verdict.
>>737251802share the link for 0.7 Anon, be a pal.
>>737271551Damn, did he lose his home when he got disbarred? Dude looks like a mess.
>>737261430Bumping for this
>>737255358The secret to the bracelet segments is that when the statement where the thing to point out comes up, the dialogue lags a little.
>>737294246Obviously we'll be making a fresh thread in a few hours for it.
Wonder if the weather we're having is because hell has frozen over.
>>737289394It's already 5 years old.
