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>>737193285>DUDE WEED LMAOthis but unironically. it's super funny that they put an enemy in this kid's game that makes you get high when you touch it. I thought that shit was hilarious when I was 12 and I still do now, 20 years later.
>>737193364yeah but they also gave some kids a vore fetish
>>737193979no they didn't. nobody got a vore fetish because of this game, because you can encounter eating anywhere in life. anyone who awakened their vore fetish 'because of yoshi's island' was always going to become a vore fetishist eventually.
when i was a kid, i thought i'd get high like yoshi if i ate those fuzzy caterpillars. at first i only ate one and while it did give me a slightly itchy throat, it sort of gave me a light headedness which i guessed was me starting to get high. so i figured i'd have to eat a lot, so i went out in the nearby woods and grabbed as many of those fuzzy caterpillars as i can in this mason jar. at the end of the day i had jar 3/4 full of those things. started to grabbing them by the handful and stuffing them into my mouth. by the fourth hand i felt a numbness in my face. i couldnt breathe through my mouth. i ran to my dad and tried telling him i couldnt breathe but there was no voice coming out of me. i guess my dad figured i was choking and did a heimlich manuever on me which caused me to vomit. he saw a chewed up corpse of a caterpillar on the floor and called me a dumb fucking retard. we went to the emergency room and i had my stomach pumped
>>737193364I thought it was annoying, because it makes the game harder to play. But that's the point of enemies.
>>737193285>firehouse subs: aten>rockstar energy: dranken>zyn: in>night: saturday>game: 4channelYep, it's spliff time
>>737194110I dunno nigga that frog boss fight was a bit more than just normal 'eating'.
>>737194660Jesus Christ how horrifying.
>>737195213oh yeah I forgot about him, because I'm not a vore fetishist. Still I stand by my statement that nobody who isn't predisposed to become a vore fetishist will become one because of the game.You think that's somehow vore-coded only because you yourself are a vore fetishist, and lack the perspective to realize that normal people will never, ever look at that boss and think "yes, this is hot."
>>737193285>>737193364My younger brother started taking hard drugs because of Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy and died of an OD at 17. Fuck Nintendo for taking him away from me
>>737194660That's fucking hot
>>737195359Well I'm not a vore fetishist myself, I've just had the unfortunate opportunity to see too much of it thanks to the internet. I feel we could have been saved this outcome if we'd had a boss fight against like, a super sized version of those blue blargg dudes or something.
>yoshi gets dizzy off a fuzzy>gets the munches>eats you while giggling and cradling his belly
>>737193285i liked the funny trumpet noises they made
>>737195450deserved
>>737193285A fuzzy touched my dick...bro's what's gonna happen to me!?