what's your ideal vidya duo combination /v/?
Normal dude/unimpressive knight + large animal woman
>>737225918
>>737225918Shotafags are pretty cancerous, to be H. It's so overdone.
>>737225918blue + pink
>>737226041This but futa.
Alright boys, hear me out...
>>737225918they just made your ideal game
>>737225918>Nerdy glasses girl>Robot (or mech) companion
>>737226007KINO
I would like if someone posts the wizard/lawyer one because I like that one it's funny
>>737226159This is incredibly bigoted.
>>737226159gay
>>737226241>he has to roleplay as an outraged person>because nobody actually gets outraged
>>737226007ARE YOU A COOL ENOUGH DUDE TO PICK PLAYER 2 ON PURPOSE AND NOT BECAUSE YOUR ASSHOLE FRIEND ALWAYS TAKES PLAYER 1?
I would never EVER understand the appeal of shota x one-san as a straight male
>>737226159Has there ever been a real game where the FeMC actually has an established male partner? Like an actual husband/boyfriend and there's mutual love, not generic "le abusive rapist" that every shitty itch.io demo tries to go for.
>>737225918something like that >>737225992
>>737225994Does she deserve it?
Confident mother and slightly bashful but capable son
>>737226440I like this one in games
>>737226550badass
>>737225918>self insert hentai protagonist+>delicious brown elf daughterwife whom you can groom into an absolutely filthy slut who is addicted to your cock
>>737225918Nimble short mc with tall full armored amazonian warrior
>>737226142You should watch Dust Bunny
>>737226572A man needs a title.
>>737226743Gran Ende 2
>>737225918Wizard and his lawyer is the peak of this meme.
>>737225918Best trope, the Orphen PS2 game was good too
>>737226513Well. She maybe is a cute choco elf but she is a very terrible healer. Guy she is with is a terrible fighter. They fit each other.
>>737226902zeke and julie looking a bit different than I remmeber.
>>737226007Gonna tell my kids this is Metal Gear Solid
>>737226435Blaster Master Zero 1-3 is a story about love despite what the world throws your way
This one's my favorite
>>737227263maybe you had the SNES version
>>737227376Why is she bottomless?
>>737227413I had both.
>>737227482NO U DON'T
>>737225918>a finished game until +2030It is all so tiresome
>>737225994>Faceless self insert + Cute little shitExamples of this?>>737227249She is an excellent necromancer and warlock
>>737226159Can you make it anymore obvious?
>>737227376Don't you love that feeling?
>>737225918me + my little sister
>>737227773literally me in mmos because I want others to have fun and my fun is being an autistic babysitter
>>737226435lollipop chainsaw has the main character juliet cut off her boyfriends head with the titular chainsaw and she keeps him tied around her waist like a keychaini can't remember if the game is actually good though. its been many a year and i played it when i was like 12 :?
>>737227893
>>737227930You wouldn't date your sword
>>737227930>>737227974cowards
Can't beat this one
>>737227994that's the stuff
>>737225918>my ideal girl...?>REALLY fucking stupid and clumsy without ANY sort of independence, oh oh and BIG fucking boobies the size of her head, but she's so fucking STUPID that nobody else finds her attractive!
>>737226902bbbboner alert
>>737228038for me it's a skinny flat and pathetic lizard girl who literally cannot pick up on human social queues
>>737227994MY PRINCESS !!!!!
>>737225918Find a game for>human man + monster girl (harem is ok)>human knight + goblin gf>human paladin + succubus gf>human man + female elves harem>human wizard boy + tall muscular barbarian amazon woman>human hero boy + party of milfs and onee-san>30+ y.o. human man + little girl (any race)>hero + princess with limited physical presence (spirit or assistant-like)>hero + animal companion >heroine + animal companion>heroine + rival sister
>>737227883I LOVE BABYSITTINGI LOVE CLICKING HEALI LOVE HAVING A FAT UGLY FUCK AS MY REPRESENTATION OF MENONE OF THIS IS IRONIC AND I'M NOT EVEN SHITPOSTINGFUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!
>>737228136Monk how are you shitposting you're fucking frozen in space
>>737228008this one is so insanely good i want a real story of it every time it's posted
>>737228156for an ugly bastard you have a beautiful soulFUCK YEAH!
>>737228430I like it better when this duo arent the main characters but are minor villains that end up calling the mc boss.
>>737226505he's gonna get groomed
>>737225918Shy terrified feeble mage girl.Her sapient magical staff that bullies her and causes her to fall into sadomasochistic blood rages as an apocalypse goddess until she calms down.
>>737228430True.
>>737228430thats just mikio and rikiya
>>737226007bimmy and jimmy
>>737228713
As for me, it's>kuudere loli with a thousand-yard stareand>her schizophrenic sociopathic pedophile revenge-obsessed god-complex groomerAzar is such a fucking piece of shit holy shit..
>>737228156No MMO lets you be fat. A slight belly at most that you have to emphasize with specific sets with a bigger mid section.
>>737228798>No MMO lets you be fatMabinogi. There is a very noticeable difference between being obese (aka most newbies) and being a literal stick.
>>737227994Now we're talkin'.
>>737225918>edgy self insert boyI won't fall for that childish isekai shit
>>737228991Kys faggot
>>737226007Kenshiro and Benshiro.
>>737225918Is that Kris Deltarune?
>>737228946i miss when guys into anime wanted to be ichigo from bleach, and there wasnt all this isekai shit
>>737227773whats the guy on the left from
>>737227205No, it wasn't, fucker.
>>737227994Ba barbarianBa ba barbarianBa barbarianBa ba barbarian
>>737225918Does anyone have the rape detective and the rapist?
>>737229159original character
>>737229174Name ten examples
>>737229105Any H game like this where the girl is the dom despite being extremely weaker than the male? The idea of a small girl utterly dominating me because I just want to be loved gives me the feels.
>>737226440webcomic opm kino
>>737226301calm down leftybro he was just havin a laugh
>>737226159Oy vey stop being antisemetic
>Scumbag thug "hero" from shoelacer animu>Corrupt fujo priestess who was excommunicated for politicking
>>737226505sausage
>>737229174>dude look how gay I am!
>>737229642
>>737229403I wish I was a muscle mage
>>737229753>futa>gay?
>>737229403Any games like this?
>>737227893C-Caim?!
>>737229836Final fantasy legend
>>737229430any rpg-ish where you can customize your char and romance women
>>737230163What
>>737226159na na that's the world history, we must be different
>>737230014Actually yeah, kinda. Espers can tear shit up physically and with spells when you have good stat rolls. Humans are squishy as hell without drugs.
>>737229105pragmata? no because the guy is not edgy.Maybe Angels of death, the rpg maker>>737225918this one fits Knight's contract
>>737229825Yep
Needs more chronological continuity.
>>737230516Games where she rapes him by using her wits?
>>737230482well i guess not everyone can be correct on everything in life
An Ogre and a Donkey
>>737226159Fuck you, this will never sell.
>>737226676Absolute trash movie.Pseudo-intellectual slop
>>737229958hello anon
>>737229174The only bulge i would ever recognise
>>737229403>str mage that still uses close contact magic and mostly buffs>clumsy luck warrior that mostly aimlessly swings around her oversized sword and just happens to swing at the right time and hit the right placesI like it a lot ngl
>>737231056>>str mage that still uses close contact magic and mostly buffsin GW1 i used to run an Illusionary Weapon mesmer build, which is usually a backline supporter/hexer classhttps://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Illusionary_Weaponryand i'd just run up to people and start unloading on them. was pretty funny
>>737229825Yes. If you watch something specifically for the dick and not despite it, you are in fact a homosex.
>massive evil looking warrior man, like 8ft tall giga chad>actually an incredibly kindhearted dudeplus>angelic beauty, small and frail>actually an insane evil bitch only good because that guy
>>737230789the top one is basically just spearman and big titty wizard from goblin slayer
>>737231163there's nothing gay about dicks
>>737226159Pfffffffffffffft ,what is this?2006?Hold my estrogen pills!
>>737228798but plenty let you be ugly
>>737226007okay now this is kino
>>737230516He keeps trying to rape her but she keeps consenting which ruins the whole thingOnce, he even slipped her slipping pills, but while undressing her for the rape, he found a letter of consent in her pocket which revealed she predicted the whole thing
>>737228352Loli+comically oversized weapon is always fun
>>737228586>perfect pair for a videogame>never had a great gameit hurts /v/ros..
>>737231904This game was good you underaged faggot, get some taste.
>>737226007Based
>>737230831true, all futafags are delusional
>>737231970I remember when B&B characters used to look like B&B characters and not fucking Archer characters with 50% DEI representationThose were the days man
>>737228218Love'em
>>737230516
>>737232084
>>737232142
>>737232205>his rawyer
>>737231202File photo doesn't do her justice...
>>737230789these are classics>>737230789no it's the veteran and the female paladin, but he made the paladin lady a witch in his artwork
>>737231163Bros, is it gay to look down?
>>737232648Yes, only gays look down when on the prowl for little boys and other gays with sassy walks.Straight Men face forward, only slightly glancing down to stare at boobs is allowed.
>>737231849I reckon this is an adult woman, not a loli.
>>737232648Did you never wonder why the virgin walk has him looking down, while the chad stride has him staring ahead?
>>737232648
>>737227994What games besides Pyre feature PC x sentient object romance?
>>737226007hell yeah
>>737225918anything x sexy woman is the best pairing
>>737229105Now we're talking
>>737233358Well obviously Transistor
>>737233446>Sexy Heroine + Demon Lord who succumbs to the power of lovevs>Cool Hero + Demon Queen who tries to corrupt but falls for Hero
>>737232165I wanna see this in a game
>>737226007tpbp
>>737231791>slipping pills
>>737231024this one is great but most of /v/ is too young to have played worms
>>737233997I miss when 00s to early 10s /v/ had regular Worms matches
>>737229105me on the left
>>737233838Slipping pills are genius. Instead of sleeping pills where she could fall asleep sitting upright, slipping pills already guarantee she'll be on her back and exposed
>>737230516switch the shirts
>>737227773>Rearguard literally written on the image>Anon still gets it wrong
>>737225918something like thiscan't draw for shit
>>737234165it's stylish, like drakengard
>>737233838Blessed
>>737234160Ok
>>737234051well, you could always just re-ignite the flame yourself by hosting a few
>>737227893>>737229867I DID IT ALL FOR THE DRUSSYTHE DRUSSY SO YOU CAN TAKE FURIAE AND SHOVE HER UP YOUR ASS
>>737231024>>737233997>>737234051>>737234581true gigachads prefer Hogs of War, y'knowboth are peak, I just never miss an opportunity to bring HoW up
>completely normal cop who's a bit of a slob>heavily armed terrorist group he'll have to defeatI wish Die Hard had better games besides Trilogy 1.
>>737233650mix these two and you get maoyuu maou yuusha
>>737232205>menuTop zozzle
>>737234901The Somerset pig screaming about hating foreigners will always live in my heart.
>>737229726(C101) [Mayoineko (Nakagami Takashi)] Untitled (Kemokko Lovers 11)
>>737226440This is one punch man or Mashle in a nutshell
>>737227376Why are lesbians always so sexually violent?
>>737228008The shit eating grin of that wizard is just a few lines in paint but it's une of the best reaction images ever
>>737228352Right is just Revenant from Nightreign
>>737228830>can solve world hunger>doesn't do itTypical evil clergy.
If you're going to have women in game might as well go all the way.
>>737231024Absolutely based
>>737232165I remember when this one was posted for the first time. It's amazing.
>>737226505This except without the furtranny garbage
>>737226902Safe horny dogshit.
>>737230516change to mature futa and bratty shota nephew
>>737236648Literally Pragmata
competent slutty flirty male and sexy confident female
>>737236383>BrownpostingYuckyGet out of this Aryan thread.
>>737232142>>737232084No Kike Wizard?
>>737230367Is he gonna be okay?!
>>737225918Sexless giga nigga+slutty, sexy (but also sexless) bimbo
>>737234504Swap their shirts and it's kino
>>737228008bro even the phone is ringing lmao
>>737226007
>>737236210souce?
>>737233358Blade Chimera
>>737237360Valkyrie Ryan Renolds
>>737232205>someone saved my edityay
>>737237631Is it good?
>>737226159Too problematic for the modern audience.
>>737229403not so fast mr donut steal man
>>737238056keeper
>>737236081You don't get the full pictureThey were on a mission to save the universe, so "god" decided to intervene to help... he just didn't expect he would have to do it so much.
>>737236648post all games
>>737236648SO WHAT IF I'M INTO HUMANS
>>737229958THEN YOU NEED A TRIP TO NINTENDO LAND FOR A CRASH COURSE IN KNOWLEEEEDGE
>>737226309Me playing as Earl because it was my friend's copy and he always wanted Toejam.
>>737225918I kinda like the virgin ikemen + promiscuous trap duo combination like in marriagetoxin
>>737226007Groovy
>>737232012i think you replied to the wrong postyou're also wrong
>>737225918Only irony poisoned faggots would disagree.
>>737228156This
>>737235907Penis envy/overcompensating for their (merited) inferiority complex.
>>737226007instantly a classic
>>737229097>Kenshiro and BenShapiro
>>737227893>>737227930>>737227959>>737227994>>737234721Huh.When did I post these?
>>737239492Also, the only sentient weapon that was a proper character while also being equipment I can think of is Finnean from Pathfinder WotR.
>>737238996Make the protag truly, unironically, autistically edgy without as much as hint of irony, and you've got 100% unadulterated kino.
>>737226159Antisemite. I bet you want them to be the same race, too.
>>737227893Yep, peak right here.
>>737226007TWO BRROTHERS!
>>737236937>bestiality adjacent troon projecting unto anyonelollmaoWe really need to have furtroons start getting vacationed back to their containment board again
>>737238996Based>>737239634BASED
>>737227029I liked the brown daughterwife erufu more before she got completely addicted to my cock desu.But the game didn't last much longer anyway after that happened so it was still a great one.
>>737232105i keked
>>737225918Something like this
>>737240012>aifag doesn't understand jokes or the point of oc threadsColor me surprised
>>737234165He's rearguarded
>>737240130Why are you upset
>>737240313lol mad
>>737240313That's some projection you got going on there, that anon just pointed out how you completely missed the point of the thread but it seems you are just here to shit the place up. What a surprise
>>737240309
>>737239530>Safehorny faggotry that has to censor cuss words like its China.kek. Newfags can't handle curse words and its telling where they are from and definitely not from west.
>>737240557he wasn't talking about curse words but cursed swords
>>737240630>Fuck.Is censored in the original source material for that image. Like really??? And people still think China is based when you can't even live a little and curse as much as you fucking want.
>>737227893this, but more relatable to me
>>737240874Cute.
>>737232361you fucking know it
>>737228713>>737228746Should the story refuse to evolve, or should the characters come to term with the fact that they should accept their natural abilities and they end up forming the most successful duo ever told?
>>737240960They will support one another by swinging the sword/casting a spell for them with the comical delusion that they are merely helping the other fight/cast while sticking to their desired roles.At some point the orc girl will pick up the elf by the ankles and swing him around like a weapon.
>>737240012Why doesn't the wizard wear plate.
>>737226007This trope is so natural we forgot that even Mario Bros has it.
>>737240960No, they should start leveling up and gaining relevant stats to their jobs then eventually after mastering what they wanted to do realize they could effectively multijob and become the equivalent to 4 party members.Then it ends with them marrying and having kids with some of the most fuckmazing stat lines ever conceived (literally). Their parents are still disappointed in them.
>>737236648>>737238325I have arrived.
>>737226440Fucking love this shit in all media, even better when the antagonist is some kind of perfect bad guy who has accounted for literally everything and some dumb fuck that shouldn't be there, he didn't account for and he underestimates is messing it all up because he's just trying to survive or escape until it literally becomes stopping the bad guy from doing their world ending plan. I really like the first System Shock for this since you're just a hacker waking up from a surgery and everything has gone to shit and you need to escape but it eventually becomes stopping Shodan because she is going to destroy the Earth. Pragmata almost has that feeling, while Hugh was meant to be on the ship it was more for cargo delivery than anything else and when shit hit the fan he was basically in a position of survival that eventually became stopping a world ending plan
>>737238996Reworked. If someone wants to draw them better based on this go ahead.
>>737238056Russel and Noodle
>>737241982Queen used to be an Advisor before the French fags turned Chess into Mad Queen Chess (modern) There were some rules where pawns could only promote to the column position they reached at the end of the opposing board. (Knight column = knight.) Type of shenanigans. Bishop used to be an elephant and only able to move two squares diagonally and king couldn't castle.
I don't have any image skills but you can't beat>The adventurer>The Merchant who's been steadily increasing prices the whole adventure
>>737242549Recettear!?!?!?
>>737242631She's an amateur
>>737229105Watching the show right now
>>737240674>Take you to my leader?>I'm the boss of this house. Now get to fixing my fence you broke.
>>737229403working out so i can be a muscle mage
>>737229836I want to say DFO has that exact combo.
i cant draw but>lost kid in the forest+>giant monster tasked to get them to safety
>>737242952Interesting.
>>737225918>edgy self insert boyno such thing, retard made this
>>737243059
>>737243252Cute
>>737243059yeah thats a good exampleeven better when the monster (female) does not want to help at first but grows attached as if the kid (male, young) was their actual kid
>>737241413only evil wizards can spec into plate armor
>>737239492>>737227893>>737227959>>737234721>>737240874We really need more games with these kinds of dynamics.
>The blank slate adventurer>The gay wizard who was considerable wealth but won't open a line of credit to aid your mutual quest
>>737228352This is just "The Frontier Life of the Low-Class Ossan Healer and the Lovely Girl" later in the story.
>>737243598>a telling typo, my friend. a wizard who HAS consideriable wealth, and i intend to keep it that way. woe be to the merchant who WAS wealthy.
>>737238312None afaikBut Maybe Someday(tm) I'll put her in a game
>>737242580he really need to stop rolling around in his own piss and shit
okay i still havent learned to draw in the last couple of minutes so here's a new one>some guy+>the parasite living in his body that has realized that if the guy dies, so does it
>>737241982> he has a lipstick mark on his leg near his crotch
>>737244113https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T_-DiAzYBccheck this channel out, really good shit for the price of.... FREE as in just sit, watch, put to use free.
>>737227376 I'll rape both
>>737226440Based beyond belief.
>>737226902Would though.
>>737227482IDORT
>>737232105I'm liking this direction for the newest Ape Escape 4.
>>737229105Timeless.
>>737230516This is almost exactly like that Ranxerox comic from the 80s
>>737227893I keep trying to find games like this and keep getting disappointed.>Dragonhold20 dollar buggy EA game with barely any content and apparently even a cosmetic cash shop.>DragontwinWill probably never release as an actual game, looks like "One of those unreal engine games".>Century: Age of AshesF2P PvP game.>SkyrimIt's astonishing how they managed to make something as cool as riding a dragon into something utterly pathetic and unfun.I have no hope anymore.
>>737226902ayo
>>737226007this is literally just devil may cry
>>737245597I hope either dragonhold or dragontwin amount to something.The whole dragonrider fantasy deal is a crazy unexplored niche, not to say anything about having the dragon also be a character rather than a glorified flying horse.
>>737245712Why would you want to free the frozen enemies??
>>737245817To make sure they hear the ice puns before you freeze them again
>>737245846That's not very ice of them.
>>737235654good shit
>>737230516Isn't there an edit version where it's about ropes? And yhe girl is holding a scissors
>>737245773devil may cry is about two stick figures?
>>737235654>Nakagami TakashiOne of the GOATs.
>>737233838I kek'd
>>737245806Ye, exactly. And it's such a basic regular non-complicated cool thing, I am baffled as to why it hasn't been explored to a meaningful degree. Ask any normalfag if he thinks it'd be cool to ride a dragon in a videogame, how many of them would say no?
>>737245402i was very touched by their dynamic near the end of he game. the story and characters are so grim and hopeless, that the companionship found between a jaded, nihilistic dragon and a man completely destroyed by hatred and vengeance caught me completely off gard. maybe it's been too long since i've played it, but the way this part of the story felt so natural and subdued in a way you rarely see in any art.
>>737242167nyes
>>737246108Yeah. Baffling is exactly right.
>>737244113I kinda liked Parasyte
>>737226159
>>737246140Too much fur, that's bestiality.
>>737229105
>>737245992
>>737235907they're based like that
>>737226159you sick fuck
>>737246863Kino
>>737246637nice rope
>>737246863i think she'd still be frowning, infuriated that he isn't going to rape her.
>>737247689He isn't supposed to be the rapist silly
>>737247689>what, am i not cute enough to be raped?? i'm showing my tummy and everything what other signals could he possibly need?? go on.. rape me already, b-baka!!
>>737226159with their powers combined they make babby
>>737239757IN A VAN
>>737248039How is babby formed?
>>737228118>cannot pick up on human social queuesso she just keeps cutting in line??? i don't see the appeal
>>737248123They need to do way instain mother
>>737247689Smiling because she knows he's not gonna fight back.
>>737225918>>737228946hoooooly shit
>>737240012>Log Horizon ahh mfers
>>737245387reminder Jean Reno almost quit the film because they wanted a romance angle
>>737248619Is that still going? I thought the author went to prison.
I spent way too long making this
>>737248879idk I'm not involved in that, I'm fairly removed from anime/weeb stuff.don't get me wrong, I like the medium, I'm just uncaring and uninvolved in the whole idea of fandoms, that shit is ass, learned my lesson back in the days of Small Pastel Horses. never the fuck again.
>>737248879He never went to prison, they just made him pay his taxes
>>737232105Bloons TD6 general
>>737248929Your efforts are appreciated my fellow monsterfucker
>>737248929>Hey poindexter, wanna do some field research?>No, I'm not sticking my penis in one of your seventeen mouths. I have datasheets to analyze
>>737229403DDDA is kinda this if you make your MC a mage and make a tiny pawn who's a warrior
>>737226007The Macnamera brothers or the Barbarians
>>737245712soul
>>737248929Very nice anon.
>>737236648top tier Rimworld starting scenario
>evil sorceress and her loyal henchman
>>737248642>Can have prime cunny in a moment of history where nobody gaves shit about young actresses and women in general, no internet, no social, and absolute untouchability for actors (luc besson would have covered for him)>Refuse.Always know he was gay.
>>737250396>evil sorceress and the henchman she's too loyal to
>>737226007OH YEAH
>>737240874Their endgame better involve him teaching her how to play vidya with him.
>>737225918>what's your ideal vidya duo combination /v/?bloodknight pc that takes care of all the action + noncombat support love interest npc that acts as hub for all non combat activities>but what about personalitydon't care, just make them complement each other cutely
>>737250415He knew that if they had romance in the movie they would come for his ass, that's why he only plapped her behind the scenes. Smart man
>>737250606>looks human again at the endas usual japs have no taste
>>737250606>>737250396frankly, we need more villains which have a genuine soft spot for their favorite commander/underling/whathaveyou
>>737228713>>737228746>>737240960>>737241318>>737241982The elve shall start using (some) magic to improve his swordwielding, just a little bit. Becoming a Sword-mage.The orc shall replace incantation by a magical orc dance which may occasionally be enough to throw flying whoever tried to go into melee, becoming a Mage-brawler.Also this technically count as a duo
>>737250765soul
>>737250765Zanzibard, forgive me...
>>737248929reminded me of this comic
>>737229958It’s spaghetti pile not parlor
>>737250396You reminded me I had this
>>737228038You got a point you trying to make, nigger?Or are you just here to shame your fellow man
>>737225918Chaotic 4th wall breaking wizardLawful paladin charged with babysitting him
>>737249732Granted, but your evil nemesis is The IRS
>>737250856The best part is that it could easily be a real novel.>>737251552A suitable fate for a slop spewer.
>>737250765https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=443STqSgtfA
>>737251552
>>737251780lol
>>737251780>>737249732Nemesis found!FIGHT!
>>737249165That's even worse
>>737250848Villains who value their minions are so fucking based.
>>737251012This, but its like a hundred very loud goblin warriors all eager to kill things for their wizard mistress ala Overlord.
>>737229403>...the heck out of...I hate this age of censorship and self censorship so goddamn much.
>>737252463>self censorshipthat's a translation some little shit whipped up, most likely not what the original artist wrote.it's just normal censorship
>>737232105Can someone fix the shirt?
>>737251734「K I N O」https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm0HOjM18vg
>>737226159>filename
>>737251646>The best part is that it could easily be a real novel.As much as I pride myself, the level is rather low to begin with.This was just "fantasy but lol twist!" with video class-system and the only redeeming part is that it is not isekai.
alright back with a new one>some guy on a mission+>giant, dangerous violent beast thats just happy to be along for the ride
>>737252609>>737252463I don't know what the original language say but why not? ...the heck out of... is a perfectly suitable formulation and better than trying to be vulgar to convince yourself you are mature.I swear, the new generation thinks they have to fuck around and shit on vocabulary because the internet say so. me I'm English Second-hand Language so I have an excuse
>>737253707It's the kind of formulation you would only bother with either if you want to swear but aren't allowed to, or if you are trying to emulate the former
>>737253832No really, that's just what you use when you've grown above the need to swear all the time to look though.
>>737253707I'm surprised at how everything has to have some contrarian popping out of the woodwork, you're not even making sense. There are a hundred different ways of doing it instead of going for the weird "heck".
>>737254083Oh yea you have grown so much you use childish speak and self censor, i'm sure your mom tells you what a good and well mannered boy you are. So mature
>>737225918Long time enemies have to team up to defeat a common treat and do cool shit together
>>737226505BASED.
>>737254083no, growing above that need would have resulted in "they saved the world working together" or a similar phrasing
>>737253786Hot.
>>737226505>shotacuckery tainting holy HMOFAkys cuck
>>737225918For me it would be Edgy Old Hero who got backstabbed by the world + Plucky Kid who never stopped believing in him
>>737253786What even is an emotional fleshlight?
>>737253264>implying you're baal>implying baal comes up with his own jokes>implying implications90% of his output is just patreon requests.
>>737228430>>737231202>>737250765Imagine a mix of these 3
>>737255120What if he's the patreon that made that request to baal
>>737229403>>737252463>>737252609I'm on phone in a meeting right now so I can't check, but I remember the original being something like "mecha kucha tasuketta". Literally translated would be "they saved the world like crazy". I think the "heck" translation is okay, you guys are making a mountain of out of a molehill when there's much worse translations out there.
love these threads
>>737228746The Orc creates "spells" that are just attacks like "giant stone crush" which she uses to just kill niggas. The elf learns "sword techniques" which are actually just buff spells. Neither ever realize this fact and have 10 children.
>>737255105girl you bully to emotionally satisfy yourself because your own life is actually even worse than hers
>>737255352why does heihachi need a cute gun
>>737250765Not only is this the literal plot of Brothers, but there's a scene exactly like the second image.
>>737226007Double Dragon bros
>>737236648>>737238312Star Ocean games a bit.
>>737237763It's military academy soul eater on a prison island except girls have to get each other off to transform into weapons. It's a decently high quality ecchi show, but I wouldn't just call it good in a vacuum.
>>737229321Still one of the funniest gags on that show just for how absurd it was.
>>737255369Their children are minmaxed and have STR & INT nearly as high as their parents simultaneously and easily save the kingdom from all threats for a generation.
>>737240012Anyone see that game about replicating the MMO tanking experience? Any idea if it's any good?
>>737256014basado
>>737239530
>>737239530Disco Elisium tie
>>737243543SAUCE
>>737253264It's more than that. It's also got the shameless passive aggressive revenge fantasy that every "subversive" isekai has, where the MC is reviled but turns out to be so amazing when he's allowed to be, and fuck you Hiro you'll be sorry for passing m-him up for promotion again.
>>737225918For me is tireless overconfident retard (female) + unsuspectingly capable subordinate (any)
>>737225918I finally came up with an idea to draw one.
>>737257297The duo being siblings aside, that's a classic.Nice.
>>737226159They're called body type A and B now
>>737251012
>>737229140Kris is the archetypal edgy self insert, and he hates it
>>737226159Too unrealistic.
>>737228430>>737255330>>737250765That's just JoJo, or really most shonen anime now that I think about it. More games should do that though.
>>737257345>hag wizardI was almost interested.
>>737225918what games are like this?
>>737253048holy kino
Name three pairings like this (you cant)The barbarian does not know if the snake is a boy or a girl.
>>737257345I never understood goblin fetish.I get shota, I get ugly bastard, but why an ugly, bald child sized midget?
>>737258093You don't like gobo's anon?
>>737258093Probably as an outlet for repressed urges and intrusive thoughts. Goblins are ugly because the urges are ugly and it helps maintain distance that those are 'not you', but the lizard brain wants them anyway because we're still animals with millennia of instinct clashing with modern societal standards
>>737257064Tequila Sunset can OHP two plates?
>>737250765This is the literal oldest one in the book
>>737235929You see it is not that malicious fake smile kids like to plaster on their face. It's the genuinely happy smile of an old man.
>>737258093Because Goblin slayer created a lot of trend chasers at a critical time, and H/Weghs alike are filled with copycats
>>737258093It's the ugly bastard but for manlets, don't overthink it.
>>737233997>most of /v/ is too young to have played wormsI now realize that this isn't ironic.
>>737258093As japanese female put it: dogwhistle for getting dommed by kids
>>737227640
Why has this pairing not made it into video games?
>>737258093I seriously cannot comprehend how you understand appeal of ugly bastard but at the same time not understand the appeal of goblins.
>>737251068Ah, thank you. I remember seeing this years ago but forgot what it was called.
>>737250765TELL ME HE COMES BACK IN THE SEQUEL RIGHT NOW
>>737259332>Why has this pairing not made it into video games?Because there aren't many dating games, romance VNs tend to go harder, and stuff like JRPGs tend to go with weirder premises. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a pairing in one of the Persona games.
>>737255540I can't belive you spoiled that shit for me bro I was planning to play that in 15 years
>>737258093As far as I can tell, it's about the violent degradation.
>>737259548he comes back at the end as a wight
They literally just made it.>oblivious dad and his happy daughter in a horror setting
>>737259548>>737259584And then, they build an airplane and fly off to another continent.They are known as...The Wight Brothers
>>737254361They have fought each other for so long they know the other's thecniques, strengths and weaknesess so they synchronize perfectly.
>>737253786That's the stuff.
>>737259513Because goblin to me is a strictly inferior version to an orc. If you want rape, bigger is better and more rapey. I can't take a fucking Gollum as a serious rape threat.
>>737238996
>>737259779it's a classic
>>737259680
>>737238996Hey I played that.
>>737258052I love snek women and I hate that there has never been a snek lady companion in a fantasy role playing game.
>>737250847Where once was bone, wraith flesh as far as the eye can see.
>>737225918Moon goddess x her loyal cahmpion
I'm always so late to these...
>witch with huge tits>hapless apprentice
>Sophisticated gentleman swordsman who is kind, thoughtful, but morally complicated in past and/or maybe present, occasionally overpowered but periods of hyper competence are counteracted by a significant, degenerative flaw.>Loving healer/support class with huge tits and ass and a devoted disposition, yet not simply interested in exploiting his apparent power , loving him in spite of his physical and moral complexities. She also has her own hidden abilities that awaken later in the quest when most neededThink about if VC Selveria was devoted to Bleach Ukitake or Kyouraku
>>737227940Typical Grasshopper game with mediocre gameplay but style and kino out the ass.
>>737260315I guess you could try Strive for Power.
>two bad niggas from totally different walks of life, possibly two different species that sign up for the same mercenary gig, realize the person running the gig is awful, and that they have far more in common and have to unite to stop the actual bad nigga who hired them
>>737251780Kek
Name me 5 (FIVE) games. Bet you can't faggot, lol!
>>737229146>90% of the show takes place in some mystical feudal japan afterlife worldI guess it's not technically isekai but it's god damn close and him being a normal living human is a huge plot point
>>737261194five games of what? faggy "dommy mommy" safehorny slop? miss me with that shit bitch
>>737259330I'm still annoyed there was no expansion ending where you got a "good end" with Melina. Most of the mainline endings are >Sacrifice as its 'supposed' to be>You become flame incarnate and she is now sworn to hunt you down for fucking up everything.There's no GEQ ending where you have an ending path with her still around etc.
>>737240674Oh god, it's fucking Alf again
>>737240674>halfway through the movie there's an awful fucking subplot that the dad's actual kid feels jealous that the dad is spending time with the ALIEN
>>737261657Ideal Duo: Alf x Tasty Pussy
>>737226142Why is he standing like that?
>>737261985Power stance.
>>737261985huge penis and balls
>>737261985P-pose to establish dominance.
>>737260359ew grosshagseven you admit they're awful by calling them hags
>>737225918I really like father+daughter or huge (optionally faceless) man+tiny little girl dynamics a lot.
>>737261985
>>737260918nice
>>737262301Forgot image
>>737243543Wew lads.
>>737262835So which is the duo, the gnole and the adventurer, or the adventurer and the soldier?
> An old man that lost his glasses> A mischievous dog he found to help him (a 1000 pounds bear)Could work with a raccoon yeah
They are the best of friends.
>>737262919The former
>just some guy (me)+>giant swarm of insects that follow what he wants because the queen tolerates him (me)
>>737239634>The Eminence in Shadow
>>737225918>Finally finished my drawing>The thread has reached its bump limit.I-it's okay...I'll wait for the next one...
>>737263919Post it while the thread's still alive.We can enjoy it next thread as well.
>>737263919post it
>>737263305>(me)This you bro?
>>737263305Replace insects with cute fairies and you've got a deal.
>>737228798Mortal online 2 let's you be a fat bastard mage and they are pretty good even solo (hope you are rich to get there in the first place)
>>737247689perfect
>>737258370You are exactly the kind of dumb retard that needed goblin slayer to think they are a thing, when they have been for ages
>>737264757>waiting until page 10 to post this aktually faggotry to try denying that shit didn't explode after GS and the bandwagon hoppers that fueled it
>>737264924Goblins have been a staple in eroge before your retarded ass was even born never mind goblin slayer..
>>737264037yeah but the bugs dont look like anime girls for some strange reason
Okay one more for the road.>alien noblewoman from a planet that earth is trying to trade with+>the human servant gifted to her from the human capital for diplomacy reasons
>>737259779sauce
>>737265232Damn.I kneel.
>>737248452kill yourself deltatroon
