Donkey Kong Bananza was extremely boring.We won't have a Mario game for another 8 years because of this.
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>>737238976Every time.
>>737238457Literally the best Nintendo game since Majora's Mask
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>>737238457It's fun but not as good as people made it out to be and I think that history will be generally unkind to it. Most of the game involves nothing more than mashing the smash button and clap button to just move in the vague direction of glowing things. The actual game really only appears to be in the challenge rooms.
>>737239347Who the f*ck is Eric?
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>>737239792Some boogeyman tendieschizos made up so they can conveniently dismiss any criticism and avoid having to actually argue.
>conveniently dismiss any criticism and avoid having to actually argue.
>>737241367>any criticismspamming the same webms and images with one sentence vaugeposts for over a year straight isn't criticism it's just faggotry
>>737238457>Donkey Kong Bananza was extremely boring.It's pure ludokino. The movement is so fucking satisfying, and the pathing and potential in how you progress is awesome all around. The linear main objectives with the open surrounding content is also really satisfying. An overall extremely engaging game that's simply chef's kiss excellent. Truly a standout of genre that doesn't really play like any other game. Truly an unusually unique game, even in this day and age. And it's not just unique, but fun and engaging. Also. There is nothing wrong with the webm you keep posting forever.
>>737238457Wokey Kong: Troonanza
>>737238457I like how every day there's a thread about a nintendo game where OP gets lazy and uses an old gif/image and this then prompts an extremely dedicated schizophrenic to call absolutely everyone in the thread eric for several hours lol
>>737238457okay, heres a funny one:>browse /v/ catalog one day>see a thread titled ERP request with a picture of Paulina,>go inside,>see that OP is a ERPtranny requesting to ERP with anons something nasty involving feet fetish and another anon to be the role of big buff donkey kong as a poor stand-in for bibisea.>lurk, thinking to myself ''holy hell even by 4chan standards this OP is a obnoxious faggot''>About to type quote as a reply,>page Refreshes,>fippybippy anonymous rolled in and just straight up no-nonsense no irony just flatout asks ERPtranny what path in life he took to end up wanting to ERP as a bare feeted little girl from a childrens game,>ERPtranny breaks down and types out his lifes story,>another anon clowns on ERPtranny,>ERPtranny: ''you guys didnt own me i may look fractured but im whole on the inside.''>ERPtranny, you guys didnt touch me im not owned,>hundreds of comments of ERPtranny coping,>Anons making memes like picrel>ERPtranny starts goreposting like mad.best thing to come out of DK bananza.4chan is a sea of shit, but very rarely a shimmering diamond forms under the pressure of all that shit.
The game isn't even woke or underpowered its just BORING all you do is mash a button, you HAVE TO GIMP YOURSELF to get any sense of challenge. A lot of good ideas that were ultimately fumbled.
>>737246223Get some taste disgusting faggot
>>737246942You too, Eric
>>737246607WHY do you keep samefagging your own thread? Nuke yourself you are a wasted of space.
>>737247096I made one post and then 2 replying to it, because you retards won't stop crying samefag
>>737247195You don't even know what samefagging is, do you, Eric?
>>737238457>can't find banana in game that is about finding bananas>buy in-game map that shows exactly where the banana is>still can't find it, fuck this I'll look it up>wooow how was I supposed to know there's a pipe you enter>seethe about it for 9 months and counting, decide to constantly repost the video I looked up
>>737238457It's just like Mario Odyssey, which means Odyssey was also extremely boring.
>>737247287You too, Eric
>>737238457Maybe on planet retard. Game is pure unadulterated ludo
I see the spamming Nintendofag schizo is begging to be banned again.
seems kind of random to start a solo meltdown today, is there some bad sony news i haven't heard about that just dropped?
>>737238457I find it extremely funny that some autist thinks this webm means anything in particular to anyone, to the point they spam it constantly.
>>737238976Fpbp also I loved Bananza and I love new DK and always disliked the Rare era.
>>737247509You actually think there is any kind of logic behind what these unmedicated freaks do?
>>737247031>bing bong bananza>tasteOne of, if not the least tasteful and most nauseating and unpleasant games Nintendo has made.
>>737247734wait, you are eric? i thought i was eric.
737246942>This Eric-boogeymanfaggingHoly malding lah mao.Not even fuckin' deserving of a (you), retard.>>737247031>Rogen Kong Troonanza>TasteHoly fucking shit, you wouldn't know a good goddamn game if it shit on your mashed potatoes, lmao.>>737248016Giga-based.Also in relation to the same fucking sameposting of "Nice sametrannying, Eric": Seek some fuckin' therapy because you faggots have some clearly unresolved retard issues in your life with your parents lmao. Better yet, I hope you faggots are hauled right the fuck off to prison where you cunts belong.
this site is so fucking dead, one retarded nigger schizo can keep a thread alive bumping it once an hour and its always the console warrior obsessed with nintendo doing it
>search for "Nice sametrannying, Eric">2093 results found>99% of them since dec 2025Jesus. What mindbroke you THIS hard?
>>737238457Tell me exactly what is so bad about this webm. I never get an answer
>>737248694OP is extremely autistic, nothing more to it.
>>737248016Why?
>>737245982And the retarded jannytrannies still haven't caught on to this and just let him repost these threads for literal years now. They need their salary cut.
somewhere amidst the ocean of stars,somewere on earth some loon in a insane asylum is screaming to the walls fighting his imaginary demon eric.''eric'' may or may not have ever existed, but if he does im sure ''eric'' gives less of a fuck than the obsessed schizoposter does.
>ERPtranny,>Ericfag,DK bananza threads are gemmy threads. imagine going insane and caking the inside of your house with your shit over a cartoon gorilla.
>>737248694You have to look for a banana in a pipe. And DK is a dog.
>>737248458The average tendie can’t cope with the idea of someone disliking their favorite multibillion corporation.
>>737249178This. Sony fans, Microsoft fans, and PC fans welcome any and all criticism of their favorite corporations with open arms.
>>737247376>>737247531>>737247734>>737248595>>737248887>cant add +10 more deleted or 4chan thinks my post is spam.
>>737248807These threads are just the same group of five or six schizos having the same, often nonsensical flamewar repeatedly. It's a sign of how grim things are on 4chong that they're able to pollute the catalog often for days at a time.
>>737248458>already up to 2098Holy shit lmao
>>737243995>The movement is so fucking satisfyingThis x100, in my opinion the only game that has ever managed to equal the fun and satisfaction of Super Mario 64's movement
>>737248458>>737250056You should look up his old catchphrase "you _ost and got _aped, Eric", he spammed it so much jannies had to filter it and posting it uncensored autobans you and your ban reason is "banned text" for a whole month
>That post doesn't exist anymore.KEEEEEEK
>i can play this game as a braindead retard>wtf why is this game so braindead?Bananza was pretty damn good I think. Not flawless, but very close to greatness.
>>737238457If this was the exact same game but you instead played as Mario with a big punch power up you would say it's amazing. Stop being racist against apes
>>737238457I think it’s final boss salvaged a lot of it for me, I enjoyed the movement and smashing enough yet completely agree that it got boring rather quickly. It was fine in general though I just wish the other bosses were harder outside of the last
bananza was fun its only hated because they made it switch 2 exclusive
Uh oh looks like someone's ban evading.
>>737251142Is this game really worth buying for one boss though, does it have any redeeming qualities outside of that, when i hear shit like "the game is fun for an hour but gets boring for the rest of it" thats a red flag 4 meGenuine question been on the fence about getting this for a while
>>737251898It’s a Nintendo platformer so it’s well constructed and the creativity in most of the level design almost makes worth it. I did like the scenery and the actual challenges in the levels later on have some meat, but the bosses themselves gave me no trouble but I did like fighting the bat boss. It’s not worth 70 honestly but I would’ve said it was worth 50 or 60. It’s good, not perfect but good, if it goes on sale then absolutly get it but it’s not better than the country games
>>737251898I thought it was a lot of fun, some of the worlds are kinda bland but it's a pretty good time overall. I didn't get tired of smashing shit but you don't have to smash shit all the time to get through it.
