thoughts on my sister's switch library
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>>737238734Your sister enjoys games unlike the average /v/tard, good for her.
>8 Pokemon gamesJfc that garbage already tanks the rest
>>737238734switch sister
>Eiyuden ChronicleThe game that made the Series X overheat and shut off got released on Switch?
>>737238734Do you bathe together?
>>737238734>mixing PAL, NTSC USA and JP
>Pokémon ESPADA
>>737238734You should pursue sexual relations with your sister
>>737238734When did Square release an Octopath Traveller bundle? Would have been nice to know a few months ago
>>737238734She plays more games than /v/.
>>737238734She's a whore.
>>737238734Can I date your sister?
>>737238734>all rpgsNot surprising that /v/ has the same taste as women lmao
>my sister's>mgs>yakuzabullshit
>>737238734You should hug your sister right now.
>22*$50 = $1,100 spent on gamesto say nothing of the console itself as well as having to pay a yearly Nintendo subscription.I can play any of those games for FREE at 60fps in 4k.Owning a PC vs console is an IQ test I fucking swear.
lol
>>737238734>pokémon espada>live a evil
>>737238734Bravely Default II is shit, but otherwise, this is fine. Has she finished any of them yet?
>>737243921Is Citron better than Ryujinx?
>>737238734What shit taste, thoAnd why the hell the games are in like 5 different languages?
>>737244014>Bravely Default II is shitThe princess is attractive, I give it that.
>>737238734who cares. post her feet.
>>737238734Sex her.
>>737238734Post her panty collection next
>MGS Vol 1
>>737238734Do you jerk off into her shampoo bottle? You should.
>>737245365I can tell that's a super fucking old AD also since the window has a ZUNE advertisement, plus a fucking Gamecube in the window. Also $5 says Chris-Chan played every single one of those.
>>737238734she likes journoslop. No identity of her own, just plays whatever is "good". Kind of sad to be honest. I don't see a single 5/10 comfort game.
>>737238734needs more ace attorney
>>737238734>anything with tranime language written on it0/10
>>737238734Yamauchi was right that RPGs are basically for women and incels (except Dragon Quest). Does she have a boyfriend?
>>737238734It has dragon quest. You officially may put it in her butt.
>>737238808>enjoys gamesAnon she probably hasn't beaten a single one of those & if she did it was only following along with some fucking youtube eceleb fag that she thinks is a chad. Get real nigga
>>737243097Switch owners are not poor tho. You are. I think my collection on that price tracking site is like 10,000 just on Nintendo consoles and games. Its not like I'm going to sell it, it's just interesting to know.
>>737238734that's a fujo taste in games but there's no otomeslop so that belongs to a man.
>>737245763Would this kind be easily noticeable..? Asking for a friend with a younger sister.
>>737240578She doesn't fuck poorfags who can't afford a Switch 2
>>737247095Wait..... I have Dragon Quest........>>737240578
>>737247043>except Dragon Quest
>>737238734is she a otaku?
>>737242856yakuza is a fujo series
>>737243097I own both a PC and a Switch tho. Why do retards like you always make it a weird tribalism thing when PC shouldnt even be in the discussion of console wars?
>>737247174There's just not enough games that interest me yet, need to be a minimum of 4 (exclusive) games i want to play before i buy a new console
>>737242856Snake x Otakon/RaidenKiryu x every other male in the series
>>737238734Looks like a g*mer, you're going to have to put her down, anon...
>>737247178Then you may also put it in the butt of OPs sister.
>>737247628Put Dragon Quest in her butt?Do girls like that?
>>737247674Girls love it when you put dragon quest in their butts. Have you never been on a date? Girls beg for it. >I know we just met but lets go buy a copy of dragon quest monsters 2 on the game boy colour and shove it in my buttThey'll say. Thats how you know she's a keeper. Dqm is better than any pokemon game.
>>737247829>Have you never been on a date?No I'm a virgin
>>737247325This is why men need best friends
>>737247910Okay here's what you do.Buy a copy of dragon quest. Youre not looking for a wife with your first girl so dont go nuts something cheap should work even the old nes cart.Then approach every girl you see waving the copy of dragon quest in the air and asking them if you could put it in their butts.And yes i mean every single girl that you see.
>>737248481Do i get it back afterwards? Does it work with the Japanese version?
>>737248543Itll work with the Japanese version if she is bilingual. As to getting it back dude its like a wedding ring its bad manners to ask for it back
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>>737238734I wanna rub my pussy against hers
>>737238734that copy of pokemon sword + expansion pass is expensive as fuck also that copy of the jap version of ffx/x-2 is considered a collectors item because both games are already in the cartridge and not a code in a box like what they did with the western release
