So why the fuck haven't you bought one yet? Don't come crying when the releases start dropping and it goes totally out of stockNintendo First-Party Games Leaked by NateTheHate:>Pikmin 4: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition >New Classic Star Fox >The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time Remake >New Nintendo Switch Sports (?) >New 3D Mario Game in 2027 >Kirby Planet Robobot Remaster >Fire Emblem 4 Remake Other Third-Party Games coming to Nintendo Switch 2 Leaked by NateTheHate:>Black Myth Wukong >Red Dead Redemption 2 >Starfield >Resident Evil 2/3/4 Remakes >Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater >Final Fantasy XVI (Not guarantee) >Metaphor Re:Fantazio >Clair Obscur Expediction 33 >MOTHERFUCKING Grand Theft Auto VI (Nate saids they are in Test Phase) Third-Party Rating Board Leaks:>Devil May Cry V: Devil Hunter Edition>Sonic Frontiers: Definitive Edition >Marvel Guardians of the Galaxy >Diablo IV: Lord of Hatred >Hi-Fi Rush>BlazBlue Entropy Effect X (Nintendo Switch 2 Edition) Leaked by info inside of the game or other means:>Monster Hunter Wilds >DOOM The Dark Ages >Final Fantasy XIV (Yoshi-P new year's message give kinda a hint) >Marvel Rivals (Leaked by Dev's Comment) >Mewgenics (Teased by the Dev) >Romeo is a Dead Man (Teased by Suda51) >Crinsom Desert>Donkey Kong 64, Super Smash Bros. 64 and Glover spotted on Nintendo Switch Online N64 NSO Commercial Already announced games that recive some Rating/Store/Leaks update:>Elden Ring: Tarnished Edition >Borderlands 4 >The Duskbloods (Targeting Late 2026) >Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave >Splatoon Raiders >Bloober Team 'Project M'
>>737239709>listing non exclusive games and shitty remakeskys faggot
>>737239803Ok that's still like 15 games. How many exclusive non-remake games are on any other platform this year, again?
If GTA VI runs on the Switch 2 that means it will be a massive disappointment
>>737239709they killed all my favorite franchises going as far back to the Wii. paper mario, chibi robo, animal crossing, donkey kong, zelda, kirby (kind of, there has been a couple of good spinoffs), and pokemon. these IPs have gotten substantially worse than the games I grew up with; their philosophy is too aligned with western corporate values now and I don’t think they care about their games being fun or even finished anymore. I’ll probably never completely write them off like I have EA/activision/ubisoft but this generation looks skippable
>>737240171>take optimizations already made for series S version>turn down ped and traffic density sliders for weaker CPU>this ruins the PS5 version because...because...it just does, okay?!
>>737239709it kinda sucks seeing switch 2 is the new launch 3ds where it doesn't have shit yet.i just hope devs don't cancel games they're working on for it due to poor console sales. megaman legends 3 getting canned sucked hard.I really don't know why nintendo doesn't just say "uhhh we're working on a new mainline mario".if donkey odyssey was it for switch 2 mario games, we're fucked.
>>737240580Stop buying this shit doofus, its low effort garbage for children, theres literally zero incentive to put effort in anymore. Your brain is captured, you need to escape for its own sake.
>>737240580Because the question "is Nintendo working on a Mario game" is the most redundant question.
Finally I get to play all the slop on my cucksole that everyone already played or skipped entirely
>>737239803Switch is exclusively portable
>>737240660yeah what this guy saidbuy more games with basketballs and guns like us real brown gamers not your kiddy games that are fun
>>737240171It hast to run on Series S so it will also run on Switch 2.
>>737239709wow, that's a lot of slopany kinogemu thought?
>>737239709This is just sad. Almost feels like a false flag it's so pathetic.
>>737240737Nintendo games haven't been fun for a decade faggot. Stop coping about this trash. $10 indies on steam are infinitely better than the latest $80 15 hour AAA disappointment from Nintendo. Grow the fuck up already.
>>737239709>nothing but ports and remakesOh boy
>>737240750Series s is stronger thoughbeit lmao
>>737240713ENTER
>>737239803FPBP. OP, never post again
>>737240946lol
All the 3rd party games are going to be GKC slop. Only the most brain-dead morons would even consider buying that garbage.
>>737241041EXIT
>>737241041Not a console thougheverbeit
>>737240686>"is Nintendo working on a Mario game" is the most redundant questionwell lets compare. not counting ports obviously. nes- shitload of mainline mariossnes- shitload of mainline marios64- 1 mariogc- 1 mariowii- 2 marios, 3 if you count nsmbwiiu- 0 marios, 2 if you count nsmbu and 3d worldswitch- 1 marioswitch 2- 0 marioswe don't actually know if they're working on a new mainline mario
>>737240392>paper mario>animal crossing>donkey kong>zelda>kirby>pokemonMost entries in the series were post Wii>chibi roboWas never a "franchise" and also never got a game on the Wiibait used to be believeable
>>737241264>wiiu- 0 marios>unless you count mario games
>>737241264>switch- 1 marioOdyssey and Wonder? What am I missing?
>>737241406not gunna lie, i legit forgot wonder was a thing. i beat it the day it came out and moved on.but its also not a mainline game. and the rest of switch 1 marios are ports.
>>737241041We were talking about consoles, not Xbox level failures.
>>737241264Why the fuck wouldn't you count 3D World and NSMBU, retard? I don't even care I'm responding to bait, this is still a piss poor attempt.
>>737240713Idgaf, i got a pc.If i'm not home l rather just go touch grass.
>>737241154Neither is the switch then
>>737241546>3D World and NSMBUNot mainline marios
>>737239919I don't care about this year, the only reason to get a console is exclusive titles worth playing, none of those were mentioned.
>>737240580>due to poor console sales.In what universe you retarded faggot>Concern trolling this hard Kys
>>737241629They are, bait-kun.
>>737239709>leakers say vague shit like possibly, maybe, could, I hear>when it turns out to be true they act like they predicted it>when it turns out to be false they act like they were just repeating something that wasn't from their source but something they heard from someone else.
Didn't read any of that.Anyway how close are we to emulating Switch 2 now that Nintendo has cracked down on Switch 1's emulation in latest years?
Aliso Brie is so beautiful
>>737240171The level of cope that GTA can run on a Switch 2 is insane. Look how long they took their time to developing this on the ps5
Why are new, exclusive, objectively great Nintendo games met with nothing but vitriol from /v/? Is this board nothing but Steamies at this point?
>>737241112>Removing almost all NPC makes the game run better.So this is the power of the Swtich 2... That shit can't even play a fucking indie game like Blue Prince in 60fps (lol).
>>737242354Sure, it's just the NPCs, in fact in an open environment they run exactly the same
>>737242663Obviously they optimized the sloppa way more to be able to run on that shitty hardware, but it's still a sloppa, you get scraps
>>737240171GTA Online is already living proof GTA VI will be shit.Several of their most recent updates were made by the same people working on GTA VI and almost all of it is terrible garbage in both gameplay and story.
>>737239709What about Wario Land in 2027?
>>737241112The Steam Deck really is a weak piece of shit and I say this as someone who uses one daily.
>>737241041Weak garbage that cannot run a single modern game as stable as any of it's competition.
>>737239709>So why the fuck haven't you bought one yet?None of the first party games interest me, and I own a computer so playing ports of 5 year old games doesn't sound that enticing.
isnt the steam deck four years old? why would you brag about your proprietary tablet being better than a shitty 4 year old linux tablet?
>>737243346More corpo e-begging lel
>>737242994Are we talking about the Deck or Switch 2?
>>737239709>Kirby Planet Robobot Remasterfor the last 3 years this has been leeeked
>>737241274>as far back assuper paper mario was shit. I’m not a zoomer so I wont be apologizing for it
>>737239709>generational runwhat does this mean?
>>737241112>>737242663post the settings used for the steam deck
>>737239709>Leaks>Leaks>Leakslmfao this console is a mess
>>737239709Here's a list of good switch exclusives:Metroid Dread
>>737246326There have been more Directs for the fucking SMG movie since the Switch 2 came out than actual general Directs for the Switch 2. The last game with a date anyone was actually going to give a shit about is out and likely not going to be an evergreen Tomodachi 1 was bundled with 3DSes and was released when the 3DS had other bigger games people actually primarily wanted, so please spare me the MUH 11th BEST SELLING 3DS GAME THO theatrics. Are they REALLY expecting Fire Emblem or a single-player Splatoon game to carry a holiday season on a system that still doesn't have a new mainline Mario OR Zelda yet?Do they actually have nothing else up their sleeves for the rest of the year, or are they just being retarded with their press cycle?
>>737239709The only game on your list that i sm even remotely interested in and cant buy on other systems is duskbloods(for now, fromsoft is owner of the IP)They fucked themselfs with the digital cards bullshit, i should set up and pirate my whole switch 1 library just to spite these asian jews.
>>737239709>remakes>remasters>ports
>ocarina of time remake>a bunch of shit nobody cares about>ports of 5+ year old gamesNintendo is fucking dead
>>737248727You forgot Yoshi.
there's nothing to play
>wow look at all these exciting ports and demasters of games you can already play on your pc!yeah no thanks, I'll consider buying a switch 2 when there's new smash, 3d mario and star fox
>>737249259nobody's given a shit about Yoshi games that don't have "Island" in the name, and people check them out mostly out of morbid curiosity to see how aggressively anti-soul they end up being compared to the SNES game
>FFXIVNever gonna happen. Would be kinda neat I guess, but only if we got a revival of picrel
>>737249492You can hook up USB keyboards to the Switch and Switch 2 and they workActually what Nintendo didn't tell us until Mario Paint released on NSO was that USB mice work too, not useful unless the game was lazily ported and the engine already supported mouse input by default but they do work
>>737239709I hate fat kids
>>737242925based retardplay anything but unoptimized ubislop and the deck is fantastic
>>737239709WTF happened to alison brie? she looks like a skeleton. her husband must be a faggot for not impregnating her
>>737248727Star Fox and Another Zelda remake TRUST
>>737239709Do grown men really use a switch?
>>737239709>>New Nintendo Switch Sports (?)Which sports should they add?
I have never seen any purpose of buying one of these portable game systems. You can only play it at work if you have a fake job like HR or night security. transit you are probably driving if you live in a real country. maybe on a flight but most people aren't flying that often. perhaps while I'm waiting at a doctor's office or something but I'm content to just browse on my phone.
>>737239709Nintendo is for children and autists
>>737239709>Expedition 33 portedAbsolute Cinema, again
>>7372500203D Zelda is a "putting meat in seats" release (even if it's a remake that isn't just a texture/model upgrade). They are absolutely NOT shadowdropping/semi-shadowdropping that shit.
>>737250332>is that a game everyone already played a year ago? finally available on my heckin nintendo system?? KINO!!
>>737239709Why would I? I can play everything that matters on PC. Bing bing rehashes get boring after 20+ years of releasing the same shit.
>>737250401The sad thing is, there's a sizeable contingent of /v/ who completely unironically have this mentality.
>>737250272That's why it's perfect for /v/tards.
>>737248897>Fromdrone
>>737246309lowest across the board, upscaled from 360p with FSRhttps://youtu.be/fngLoH69jZc?si=0vUz_zFJa8nz5g3x
>>737239709>Pikmin 4: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition>New Classic Star Fox>The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time Remake>New Nintendo Switch Sports (?)>New 3D Mario Game in 2027>Kirby Planet Robobot Remaster>Fire Emblem 4 RemakeUntil they actually fucking show something I'm gonna say this is all fucking bullshit. It's almost the end of April at this point. There isn't shit coming this year besides Black Fire Emblem, Yoshi and MAYBE Splatoon Spin Off. I ain't gonna spend $450 on a brick that MAYBE gets good this year ignoring the fact that this is mostly remakes and ports
>>737239709The only game I care about here is Duskbloods, but I'm not buying an overpriced tendie tablet to play it, fuck you tendo.
>>737251343impressive for the switch 2, although they probably optimized the game specifically for that console
>>737253935I have the overpriced tendie tablet but there's no way in Christ I'm paying $70 upfront for a Fromsoft game, especially not on a leap of faith.
>>737254816This is almost certainly the case, as is Cyberpunk. It's insane how many people think they're comparing like against like by directly pitting PC versions on Deck vs. Switch 2.I mean, there's also no way in hell Doom 4/Eternal on Switch were as-is ports of other versions.
>>737254819You're one of those retards that preorders games without seeing them first? Figures
>>737254995Depends on the price, and the dev's recent track record.