Dropped.
>>737249614you tell em doxed bronyOP!
she also gets utterly mindbroken by penis
>>737249614She isnt tho
>>737249614She gets completely broken by sexAlso one of the easiest bosses in the game.So it's ultimately a Serena Williams kind of situation> strongest (female) mage
>>737249614You can play as a male wizard yourself and beat her.Unless...you're not getting filtered by her, are you OP?
>>737249614Aren’t the two founders not more advanced or evolved than her? Wizards seem to go through phases of evolution.
>>737249934Almost every other wizard is smarter than rennela, that bitch is literally addled.
>>737249614Doesn't she shit out retard kids canonically? Her darlings or something like that.
Powerless don't mean shit in elden ringRadahn can stop the stars but can't stop the player
>>737250021She's kind of retarded it isn't her fault.
>>737249614The strongest wizard is a fucking amoeba wearing a ginger.
>>737249614Leaving aside that she got maledommed into mindbreak, was she even the strongest? At some point she was definitely the strongest in the academy, but the top academy guys routinely left raya lucaria, so how meaningful is that?
>>737250249>was she even the strongest?Canonically the weakest.
>>737249614it's because their mana sacks are bigger then men's
>>737249614Azur and Lusat mog her. Sorry. The whole point of glintstone is to return to rocke. She is still wet mushy brain. Not hard and smooth orb brain like Lusat. Sad!
>>737250815>why yes, turning myself into a braindead rock is a good thing, and I aspire to be like the grandmaster rocks of oldDo you not realize just how fucking retarded you sound right now? The Carians were geniuses to ban that shit
>>737251175Aren't carians retarded women that habitually simp for men?
>>737251175
>>737251175He says as he types his mental sewage on glorious rocks with infinitely more memory storage than his sad wrinkly brain.
>>737251231Yes. It’s ironic that men simp for women who simp for men who simp for women. It’s a never ending cycle.
>>737251231Weak wizards too.
Women overcomplicate everything. This is why the moon sorceries are overloaded baggage/garbage.
We've had this thread like 5 times with the same people posting the same things about a very specific subject matter that should interest no one. In situations like these you have to ask yourself: bots or autism?
>>737250095You as the player kill several stars during your travels
>>737249614>The strongest wizardThat's Radahn
>>737251537Humiliation ritual on OP
>>737251537You only hate these threads because they confirm that ER is a feminist world. So you turn yourself into a schizophrenic pretending it’s the same person every time.
>>737251559He was weaker than a shota mage
>strongest wizard is a woman>only the strongest because her master died>is only the strongest because trained/studied every day>only trained/studied every day to enact a genocideName that character
>>737251713Everyone likes that elden ring is a feminist world. It absolves them of responsibility for what they do in the games.
>>737249614and ugly as sin too
>>737251797>FaithDoesn't countAlso the shota decided to mind control him because he was the strongest
>>737251861>Everyone likes that elden ring is a feminist worldNo they don’t?Every time you bring it up here the vast majority scream: “um ackchyually it’s a female moment game, and women can be blamed for everything”, etc Chuds don’t like the idea that women are both better warriors and better wizards
>>737251713Why did shazam lose and get raped?
>>737251987They do though. Its one of the most cited positives about the game. Everyone makes hot as fuck chicks for a reason.>>737252027Post-exposure meltdowns.
>>737251537interested you enough to be this mad about it KEK
>>737252070>its one of the most cited positives about the gameNope. If it had been made in the west it would have been panned by the chuds for being woke.
>>737252129>If it had been made in the west it would have been panned by the chuds for being woke.They tried that but people ignored them because Elden Ring is GOTYAY
>>737251987Nigger Malenia jobbed to everyone on her level and had to either retreat or throw a tantrum and cry for mommy rot. The only reason the people in the universe consider her strong is because unlike the rest of her peers who were preparing for war and went around under aliases she bragged about and erected triumphs every time she beat up some random mooks.
>>737252190 meant for >>737252070>>737252070Why are you trying to twist the narrative now? You lefty trannies are always the same. “Let me remember things for you”. How about no? This game was never praised for its femininity. It was totally ignored in favour of memes.
>>737252248Look how much this poor guy is suffering. Did something terrible happen to him irl?
So apparently navel gazing at the moon is a brainier thing to do than look into deep space. NASA probably hates this game.
>>737252359>staring at the moon takes up more brain power than looking into deep ass space>conjuring two miniature moons takes up significantly more intelligence than conjuring a miniature universe Bravo Miyazaki-san.
>>737252359>>737252509I had this nagging suspicion while playing ER that Miyazaki’s obsession with moons and femininity and it was bit *too* obnoxious. He’s basically rubbing it in the player’s face that the moon > stars, similar to the erdtree displacing the sun. The entire game is about women emasculating and displacing men. In the dlc the insane npc (who is obsessed with becoming a woman) claiming that the moon “ain’t all that” is a weak piece of shit and his spells are weak as shit.
>>737252737Thats so cool.
>>737252806Nah it’s gay as fuck
>>737252873No its pretty cool. ER has way more nuance to it than I thought.
>>737252359It makes the moon more mysterious. You wouldn’t think this to be the case. Clearly there is something more to the moon than meets the eye. Most miss the moon for the stars. It’s poetic that something a lot closer to home might be just as mysterious as deep space.
>>737252950So you approve of this feminist Wiccan moon gurl boss tier writing? Okay. Less power to you, then.
>>737249614Being a wizard is gay and lame when a dude with a sword can clap your ass.
>>737253056Women are better at sword play in this setting too.
>>737250021They are her clones and she is retarded so you're half right
>>737253036Well I don't see it as feminine now. You said a guy that is trying to be a woman doesn't like the moons so moon worship isn't feminine in itself. Thats the nuance I'm talking about. Maybe there's something else with this family of carians that makes them worship moons besides their sex.
>>737249614The strongest wizard is literally me.
>>737253162No it just means that magic is female period, retard. “My magic is more female than your magic”. Jesus Christ.
>>737253162Probably something to do with their family since only they care about it. Even their husbands are moon enjoyers so its not something only women like.
>>737251231specifically red haired cursed halfbreeds
>>737253283Their husbands are simps. Most assume that only women can be true Carian monarchs. There’s only one possible mention of a Carian king.
>>737253490caira isn't liurnia tho, caira is a noble house who lives in liurnia, and the biggest power in the region is the school>but she's the headmistressand she got mindbroken by radagon
>>737253490Probably not. Rennela's mindfucked her, Rellana's didn't give 2 shits about her, and Ranni got used by the player for a high score. Did anyone actually care about them ever? Doesn't really look like it.
I guess Lusat never went above 43 intelligence then according to this level of logicI guess Karolos sorcerers are smarter than the founder’s peer
>>737253094Malenia was a fraud who had to use self destruct in her duel and even that didn't kill CHADahn. If she hadn't had her simp carry her ass away she would've died
>>737253752A woman 1/10 of Radahn’s size could stalemate him, you say? So if Malenia was equal to Radahn’s mass she’d win?
>>737253906she nuked caelid
>>737253906>A woman 1/10 of Radahn’s size could stalemate himNo. She lost terribly and had to be carried away by a knight.
>>737253752don't forget that he was holding back the stars while fighting her, effectivelly cucking both the miquella/malenia duo and ranni from fulfilling their destinies simultaneously.>>737253906she got slapped around like a kid.
>>737253697Azur for whatever reason never bothered to make or acquire a better staff (his spell costs 60int; the same as Rennala’s staff). Must be a sentimental object. Meanwhile Lusat’s is mechanically more potent than Rennala’s, despite costing 8 INT less (but more Mind/FP).
>>737254007>>737254042Malenia would have won if she were the same size/mass as him. >>737254101Radahn wasn’t holding back the stars he was just flexing his territory.
>>737254229>Malenia would have won ifShe lost though
>>737254229if she was as fat as radahn she couldn't execute her only move.
>>737254229https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4usE2RePqo
>>737249614Her feet are massive
>>737254138As Sellen says, the goal of the primeval is to change the intelligence altogether, to something unrecognizable, while Carians focus on the true ingenuity of the human intellect. The irony is that while academia is seen as a masculine or male dominated area, it is nonetheless feminine or submissive in that it seeks to get fucked in the face by the cosmic jizz of the greater will. Carians may be feminine on the surface but their philosophy is quite masculine in that they seek to dominate glintstone without it dominating them.
>>737253906>So if Malenia was equal to Radahn’s mass she’d win?bloated caelid radahn that had lost his mind? sure. miquella's consort radahn at the apex of his power? no way
>>737254482Her feet have a bunch of bone rigs for animation despite not needing them
>peoole talking about their made up loreNone of this is in the game.
>>737254651>he’s afraid of a little alien transhumanismNah you sound like a weak effeminate pussy ass bitch who can’t take the hard brunt of cosmic truth
>>737249728She got mindbroken by surprise yuri marriage though
Whether Rennala’s magic is better or not is meant to be vague. Whether Rennala’s politics were good or not is meant to be vague.
>>737254873Her signature sorcery costs more than her predecessors. Her signature staff costs more than her predecessors. Game is quite clear that she is the superior mage.
>>737252230>Malenia jobbed
>>737249614Given Miyazaki's obsession with First's and OG's, I doubt that was the intention seeing as the strongest spell she uses against you isn't even hers.If anything, the guys who turned to rock probably rank far above her on the scale.
>>737255023Yes but those are just requirements. Her staff isn’t the best mechanically speaking, just the most efficient. She didn’t create a whole new lineage of sorceries the way the two founders did. She didn’t dissect her spell into smaller and smaller moons the way they made smaller comets and smaller meteors. She’s a flesh and blood human while the previous headmasters are surviving ancient astrologers made of the stuff of magic/sorcery itself.
>>737255043Sure thing cucky. Just like she was locked in a stalemate with you when you kick her retarded ass in phase 1 without losing a hitpoint.
>>737255246Okay but how do we know that those two aren’t screaming on the inside?
>>737255023Carian slicer costs almost nothing, is boosted by a basic bitch staff, and is top 3 strongest sorceries in the game
>>737255436As >>737255246 said Carian magic is more so derivative and efficient for sake of combat. Swift glintstone shard is still better, though.
>>737255023By your metrics the best car would need 30L of gas to move for 1km at turtle pace. Since the cost is insane it must definitely be better than the other cars.
I like how the lore paints the academics as lacking reliable countermagic and yet they just put up some invincible barrier around the school itself (is Thops spell really all that great, then?)
>>737255386>they’re totally fucked bro; they’re totally suffering Lol. You DO know that there’s an entire god-damned race made entirely out of glintstone in the game, right? Not sure where the idea that glintstone isn’t capable of moving or animating itself came from, when it quite literally grows like a plant, and spells behave a lot like lifeforms. The ‘wisdom of stone’ was the study of the residual life/vitality within glintstone, but was also the study of how residual life/vitality could manifest itself as advanced inorganic cogitation, which is seen in the inorganic crystalians and the primeval sorcerers. It’s pure intellect, or logic, without any frivolous thought involved. The “faint cogitation” refers to them being largely unresponsive or just frustratingly enigmatic in their ways. Not sure why you guys can’t parse lore. The concept artwork of the two primeval sorcerers also has them standing upright. Certainly not stuck in position.
>>737255094>I doubt that was the intention seeing as the strongest spell she uses against you isn't even hers.The moon mechanically cancels out comet azurhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FNxBBzGW6F0&pp=ygUaUmVubmFsYSBtb29uIHZzIGNvbWV0IGF6dXI%3D
>>737256010Okay. Cool. And yet if you cast the moon against her in the opening of her boss fight, it doesn’t cancel it out, it just gets engulfed (although it still eats through the meme beam and hits her). I guess the size of the moon and the size of the meme beam matters.
>>737254803>he wants to take cosmic truth instead of make itYour will is weak and you're a fag
>>737255386They wouldn't give you the knowledge that turned them into that if they were suffering. They freely give you their spells because they are blissmaxing and want you to join them.
>>737255780I never noticed that the upside down crescent moon thingy on their headwrappings = literal third eye
>>737254794thiswhere do you people get all this shit from? even the item descriptions are vague as fuck
>>737256479Yes you have, you comment on it every single time its posted
>>737250021>>737250168>>737253116Sweetings is what theyre called. My bad, I actually haven't played elden rang yet.
>>737256320You are made before you make. Cope.
But ive always liked the weird and strange look of dark souls characters. Ive played 1-2.
>>737256637Try the Ring games you'll enjoy it a bunch if you liked the Souls games. They aren't very similar to Souls games in tone or structure but you'll love em.
>>737256685I like how they look so weird and strange it almost makes you uncomfortable. They look so uncanny. I really like the character and level designs. Even though 2 almost had me throw my controller through the fucking TV.
>>737249614Yeah, she crushed Radagon's armies and demanded his hand in marriage as payment. Her only weakness is that like all carian women she is besotted with strength/faith men
>>737256503Nah I’m a brand new noticer ;^)
>>737254857Radagon and Marika weren't sharing a body yet (separate individuals.)
Weird how I can play a dark souls game, but souls likes like lies of p totally kicked my ass. The first boss at the carnival took me 43 times.
>>737256841They could merge and un-merge whenever they wanted to, retard. They could use proxies whenever they wanted to, retard. Marika and Ragadon could be in two places at once, retard.
>>737249934I'm not sure if that's fully the case since the women are specifically tied to a different entity. Rannala, Rallana, Ranni, all are getting their buffed powers from the moons. Meanwhile the big guys are tapping into the actual primordial force of the universe and became rocks. Lusat and Azur are tapping into some actual primordial shit while the women are just dancing for other space entities that are playing games with the world.
The strongest wizard is me because i made a magic build and absolutely bodied her.
>>737257065>>737256841Radagon is Marika.
>>737251231Happened twice.
>>737257194They probably haven't played the game and won't get what you mean. >>7372572303 if you include the player and ranni. For all we know the snow crone died from dick.
>>737257230That's his aunt wtf
>>737257287Only by marriage it's free game. Not even the most incestuous relationship among the demigods.
>>737255780Crystalians aren't made of glintstone in any capacity.
>>737257165> I'm not sure if that's fully the case since the women are specifically tied to a different entityThe moon represents the sorcerer. The presence in the moon is the reflection of the sorcerer. This is why the moon has a symbolic association with water. See the royal moon gazing grounds at the Carian manor. This is why Rennala and Rellana saw two twin overlapping moons, nestled close. They saw themselves in the sky. It is a case of human reflection. Everyone has a constellation reflecting their life or fate. As above, so below. It works. They see themselves in the moon as well as the stars. This is why the moon occasionally blinks in and out of the sky when Ranni appears Anyway, the snowy crone (Renna) telling Ranni to fear the dark/black moon is another way of telling Ranni to fear herself. She did all that she did to herself. The destruction of the Nox moon was due to their monarch’s death, after her people wounded/broke Metyr and she summoned the stars to destroy them. > Rannala, Rallana, Ranni, all are getting their buffed powers from the moonsDon’t forget Renna before Ranni. Renna is either the mother of Rennala, or the third sister. Ranni might also be short for Rannila.
>>737257513They’re absolutely made of glintstone. Your lore literacy is awful.
>>737249614Complete mindbroken by Marika's Big Empirean Cock.
>>737257580Yeah this is why the moon and the stars are way too close to the earth. The moon and the stars hold dominance. This is why the sun is faint and distant. The Erdtree took up its place. Marika’s vision is the Erdtree, and that’s why her spell is a miniature Erdtree the way Rennala’s spell is a miniature moon. Microcosm and macrocosm.
>>737257639No, I just don't make up random headcanon. Glintstone is a manmade construct built upon the astrologers' objervations of the primeval current. Crystalians are natural lifeforms that are just close in concept to the current.
>>737257907No. Did you just ignore Sellen’s quest or something? Glintstone isn’t man-made it’s the equivalent of stardust.
>>737257907— “Our powers draw upon the powers embedded in glintstone, but what is the nature of such power? Glintstone is the amber of the cosmos, golden amber contains the remnants of ancient life and houses its vitality, while Glintstone contains residual life. And thus, the vitality of the stars. It should not be forgotten that glintstone sorcery is the study of the stars and the life therein.”— “I, too, am a glintstone sorcerer. We study the stars, and examine the life therein. Are you familiar with our findings? Long ago, we began as stardust, born of a great rupture far across the skies. We, too, are children of the Greater Will. Is that not divine? Is that not sublime? ...and yet, none can fathom its implications, its utter brilliance!”
>>737257806should've made it futa instead of transformation shitmiyazaki has no balls
>>737249614>200 year old wizard woman>she's still a virgin
>>737250021her kids are Rykard, Radahn, and Ranniher "sweetings" are just students
And Ryker
>>737251982if you can get mind controlled into physical slavery, you aren't really the strongest, are you?
>>737258907well radahn did no way fag him at first and he couldn't do shit about it, that's why he had to get malenia to rot his brain, and then the tarnished had to kill him (all while radahn was holding back his true power), and then miquella resurrected him. only after all that he got turned into his gachimuchi slave husbando onii-chan
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>>737249614Magic is weak female bullshit, real men grab the biggest hunk of Iron they can find and smash the enemy>But Radda0What? Bottom bitch of the femboy slut? Fucking blocked his puny blows with my greatshield then smashed his faggot ass into the dirt. Slut probably loved every moment of it, don't @ me.
>>737256954It's the opposite for me.If you give me the option to parry (no not like the shitty awkward Souls parry, actual fluid parrying) I'll never spend more than an hour on a boss. I beat Nine Sols (true ending) and Lies of P (and DLC) without every spending more than 15 tries on a boss.Meanwhile I ran at Melania and DLC Radahn for 8 hours each.
>>737257194no radagon is a male homunculus of marika this is shown by how much more compassionate he is compared to marika
>>737261193STRanon which ending did you choose?
>>737249614Absolutely jobber boss unless you’re somehow perseverent enough (or retarded enough) to play full sorcery caster mode. She is a nightmare to fight if you’re a bitch ass wizard because of high magic ress. Doesnt affect incantation chads
>>737263105she's easy af as a pure sorc just use picrel
>>737249614I still think she's more hot than marika
>>737249614According to x anons, in real life the less testosterone you have, the more powerful your magic is and the greater the chance of being possessed by demons.
