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what was his fucking problem???
>>737255603it was kino though
andy must be spinning in his grave right now.
>>737257136Pretty much the only interesting world in 3. Frozen one was so bad it actually made me feel bad for the fans of that IP
>>737257470wtf when did he die
>>737255067Let him cook
>>737257491Tangled was similarly pretty bad, it and Frozen are some of the worst offenders of "movie but Sora! Donald! Goofy!" in the series
its amazing how KH3 and KH2 was so shit nobody can talk about the games except for this meme moment or the door to darkness mickey mouse.
>>737257470There's no Toy Story after 3 though
>>737255067Me stepping in to defend women's rights after the incels on /v/ get a little uppity
>>737258339
>>737255067Woody roasted Xemnas AND KH fans lol
>>737258683That sums up the entire KH plot. The character pours their heart out and then Sora cuts it out.
>>737255067>people when I say my favourite game is THE LONGING
selphie's panties
>>737255067I don't know if Qarn even has this stone puzzle anymore
>>737258882Kh 3 plot is basically;>Sora, you need to learn the power of waking to save all literally everyone because nobody is allowed to not have a happy ending>Sure, how do I do that?>not sure, go fuck around Disney worlds for a while post on Twitter using this phone. Yeah, you have a smartphone now and we'll call you once we've decided it's time to progress the plotI know it's a meme that the Disney world's haven't mattered since kh1, but the feel like they especially don't matter in KH3
Shit like this is why it's hard to take Kingdom Hearts seriously.
>>737259542>Sir, this is an amusement park.
>>737255067>I'll shove my head up Andy's kawaii ass
>>737257470The buzz lightyear movie did that
>>737255067I'm almost surprised that the beacon of autistic retardation and faggotry is still Sonic and not these cringe cancer tier games...
>>737260290Someone PLEASE get Tony Anselmo to read this.
>>737260271Sonic had alot more time (and games) to fester.
>>737260271Kingdom Hearts is unrepentant Normura kino hampered by the first few hours being garbage toddler tier disney trash. The best part is getting the endgame where it goes full final fantasy.
>>737255067>I'm not racist but>don't worry, I am
>>737259542Why are zoomers so obsessed with taking things seriously? It's a video game. Not everything needs to be "I-am-14-and-this-is-deep".
>>737263826It's even worse. They are the same retards that can't appreciate something that is overwhelmingly awesome. It has to be ironic or tongue in cheek.
>>737258339KH2 is a masterpiece albeit
>>737263826>zoomers
>>737260271Autistic people hate change, and since Kingdom Hearts is constantly upending its status quo, its characters don't stick with sperglords the way Sonic or Mario do.
>>737259542I genuinely can't imagine anyone taking this stuff seriously, it's a mess of a couple animu OCs messing around with 30 different Disney IPs. I didn't even take it seriously when I was 11. it's just for fun.
>>737265560That's what happens when you jump into a story midway, out of context. What did you fucking expect?Go back to the beginning.
>>737265560Same, but when I think of anons trying to take capeshit, mass effect, star wars, god of war, halo, fallout, witcher/cyberpunk etc seriously. It just makes me laugh.
whats up with all the kh posts recently?
>>737266876>recently Beloved /v/ franchise new friend.
>>737266979I know but ive been seeing them more often than usualsame with dragons dogma 2 but at least that game is supposedly getting dlcare getting kh4 news soon or something?
>>737266876it's a good game
>>737257470Andy was a fag anyways what kind of loser brings their cowboy doll to college
>>737257491Monster's inc world was pretty good too. It felt like an actual Kingdom Hearts plotline without just being a rehash of the movie. Frozen world seemed to have an entirely different design philosophy as if they wanted to capitalize on what made Frozen popular instead of making it something Sora and friends actively interact and intervene with. Lost my shit by the fact that Hans says absolutely nothing and just turns into a heartless for a boss fight and a majority of the gameplay before then was just "climb to the frozen palace to meet Elsa" and then you get the shitty cutscene of her singing.
>>737255067game peaked here
>>737258339Wrong.
>>737265560It is a dumb crossover game for fun but it's still sincere about the story it delivers. That part is nice because if this were made today, it would lean more into irony, humor, and likely fourth wall breaking.>>737270341KINO
>>737270341>Donald screaming in rage>Mickey's They'll pay for this...>Thousand Heartless fightYeah, that was KINO.
>>737270972The enemy gauntlet where the FF characters help you was cool, too
>>737258339Lol lmao even?
>>737259231Fifteenth Post Best PostYep I counted them all because I mean it
>>737266876I’ve seen more Pragmata and Tomadachi threads
>>737258339Every time i see this i just think GIRUGAMSH
>>737257491The world was fine, the story sucked. I liked scaling the mountain.
>>737270341>The way Vim and Vigor comes in right hereKino of the highest order
>>737260290Wasn't this the usual fantranslating fuckery?
i tried to get into kh, but as soon as Donald or goofy started talking i zoned outrefunded the game i bought
>>737271967No and it makes perfect sense if you've graduated high school.
>>737269958Rumor has it the Frozen world was meant to have Elsa as the sympathetic antagonist (though not necessarily a boss), the ice labyrinth was one of her making instead of Larxene's, and the giant wolf Heartless was after her heart rather than preying on Hans' heart. It certainly would've tied into Larxene's speech about Elsa grappling with light and darkness much more strongly.This theory was around before MatPat's video on it, by the way.
>>737271443>counted themI have a script for that
>>737271362Storywise, 1 is untouchable. Gameplaywise, 3 is better than 2, reflect spammer.
>>737263826Yep. They'll never understand how kino these moments are. I pity zoomies.
>>737272137You didn't beat the thread
>>737265560>>737259542>>737258339Sorry they didn't include a bunch of self-aware marvel quips and winks at the camera for you.
This franchise is such a fucking meme but they brought my boy Neku back in Dream Drop Distance so I guess I have to acknowledge that one.
>>737272052Interesting. Kinda fits with the fact that you fight her snow monster too. Thought it was weird how it becomes a party member for the last 10% of that world.
>>737272957>meme Nope. Never has a it ever been. It's one of the best franchises in the industry.
>>737272180KH3 gameplay is such rancid dogshit, Osaka team never made a good game in this series Yozora is the only good fight in the whole ass game
>>737272052Elsa making the labyrinth would have made the world 10% better, going from complete shit to pretty shit. I get why they didn't want her to make it because of corporate meddling, but for fucks sake there's an ice guy on the organization if you're not going to have the ice girl from the movie make an ice dungeon, have the ice guy from your team do it.
i'm playing kh2 in japanesewould reccomend to other N4 to N3 anons out there.
Imagine caring about this series after 2006. I'm nearly 30 years old, and was a fan as a teenager, but it's time to fucking grow up.
>>737255067Let bro cook
>>737276029This anon gave into the darkness
>>737272659Sorry you're too stupid to understand nuance and middle ground between two extreme positions : (Probably why you're a downie Kingdom Hearts fan.
>>737277401https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqal_r-vwcYYou sound like a butthurt redditor who's afraid of sincerity
>>737275227Due to the schizophrenia inducing ideas in KH its recommended to only be played at N3 and N2 levels not N4 to N3 because at that point you can't read most of the kanji or the phrases at all and to prevent any mental illness about other dimensions hidden in the video games developing.
>>737259542>>737272659Couldn’t it have been like, Merlin from Sword in the Stone is analyzing the data? Or something? Why fucking chip and dale which are animals trying to steal acorns from Donald Duck why are they analyzing data and why would anyone trust that analysis………..
>>737277469>I am transitioningVERY happy for you sister
>>737272052>This theory was around before MatPat's video on it, by the wayGot a source for that?
>>737257491The Caribbean is in my top 5 worlds in the series.
>No Indiana Jones world
the game peaked here.
Nigger.
>>737272180wierd take. i think the story in kh2 is the best. it was the most emotional and epic
>It's another thread of anons pretending they're too mature and serious hot stuff for KH when we have all read shit like Tails Gets Trolled and Crash Bandicoot RetoldIT'S NO USEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfHA_wSDw_k
>>737277627I am a male, and you've fucked up.
>>737257491Caribbean was good.Big Hero 6 was... almost good. Good area, bad usage of the area. Tangled and Frozen made me want to fucking end it. I like the mecha portions of Toy Story and the area design.
>>737277810I watched the OG trilogy last year and got sad at how movies will never look like that again. It's the cameras and lights Hollywood uses. They couldn't recreate the look of Raiders even if they tried.
>>737264065This was cringe when I was 11, dude. It's not awesome in the slightest.
>>737274524I can't get over the fucking ADD in this gameKH3 is TERRIFIED that you might actually focus on something for 3 minutes.
>>737278256>it was cringe when I was 11, dude No, it wasn't cringe when it released. And it certainly wasn't cringe in 2019.
>>737255067who gave Woody the n-word pass anyway?
>>737258339>and KH2
>>737257491The Frozen world made me realize I just don't like Kingdom Hearts games except the 1st one.
>>737258339>KH2
Namine sex
>>737278676Kino. If it was a western game it would just be some generic old guy or woman grunting and then "I'll stop you, because you're bad".
>>737278180Tbf Douglas Slocombe specialized in black and white photography, so he needed that sharp contrast. He was miles ahead of everyone
>>737259542>I wanted to play Disney x FF for a serious storyThe joke is you.
There is literally nothing unserious about the final fantasy story.
>>737257491Frozen world was just an interactive music video.
>>737258683Did Tom Hanks voice here or nah?
>>737255067Hol up let him cook
>>737280608No, it was his brother, Jim. He always fills in for Woody whenever Tom isn't available.
>>737255603Who? Woody or Sora?
>>737275227Aren't you the schizo that sued From Soft, accusing them of hiding another complete game in Elden Ring?
>>737255067Xehanort stopped a school shooting and in this house he's a hero end of story!
>>737281689Man if this is poorly written Asian game that state of western games must and is several leagues below it
>>737278060>I am a maleYou say that like that's not almost always the case for trans sistas.
>>737272659marvel quips are genuinely google plex times better than kingdom hearts writing.
>>737281828You will find yourself dead, and no one will hear you.
>>737258339I spent so much time building gummy ships in kh2.
lolhttps://youtu.be/jofS3rRCpcg?t=30
>>737259542It depends on how its presented. But people generally seem open to darker takes on storybook characters
>GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACKGET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK>GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACKGET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK>GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACKGET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK>GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACKGET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK
