30 years.
Not a word from Gearbox. They're cooking something big for Duke.
>>737256283>Not a word from Gearbox.Randy's busy.
duke fans are in their 40’s and 50’s grim
>good news guyz, use today's SHIFT code to get a Duke skin for Butt Stallion!
>>737256348It's a peaceful life.
outdated franchise
>>737256671You really feel alienated because he's not trans-affirming protagonist?
Here's your daily dose of test you fucking pussies.LETS ROCKhttps://youtu.be/46MALEk-7cE?si=GnIMxiGsOwkAXKxG
Bet Nightdive will announce a 30th anniversary edition this Summer. They seem to be remastering just about every 90s shooter.
>when you go into the strip club>my mom walks into my room and gets mad>dad comes in minutes later looking at the screen, smiles and nods Hahaha, just one of those dad moments.
>>737257259None of those shooters involve Randy 'if she bleeds she breeds' Pitchford.
>>737257259>remasteringYeah, thats usually a bad sign. "Made for modern audiences".
>>737256348>1996>was 6 when duke3d came out>36 nowI remember when adults weren't such absolute cucks that this was an issue, they understood it's just a video game even if I can hand money to a stripper and tell her to shake it baby before I blow her up with a pipe bomb.I make 90k a year before OT.
>>737257259I ain't buying another DN3D, sorry.
>>737257640Didn't bam margera of all people leak one of the duke nuke games? I vaguely remember something like that.
>>737257630>duke comes on screen lecturing about how you can't objectify women and its wrong these are hard working women and should be respected and how disgusting it is to have natural impulses and just and youre such a bad person about it
>>737256348i'm 25 tho
>>737256727>California was built with self-destruct mechanisms
>>737257885Way young, what was your first Duke game? The n64 one?
>>7372579323d megaton edition
>>737256220I remember playing this on PS1 as a kid. Never did beat it though. I think I bought it digitally on PS4 a couple years back...need to finally beat it.>>737256348I'm 34 however.
>>737257989Nice.
for me its oblivion tc
>>737258006Im 36 in June, my frist Duke game was on the n64. Me and my dad loved playing it.
>>737257798>now I get to feel weak and emasculated, breeding future generations of weak feminized males that lead the country and swear fealty to israelThe system works.Also how the fuck are strippers "objectification of women" they're literally women who make hundreds of thousands of dollars just by being an 8/10 and steal money from poor desperate men, they should be held as paragons of feminine entrepreneurship.
>>737258098Bro, im joking.
>>737257640Oh you will, and you'll like it!
>>737258026I wasn't aware of how huge that one was. A TC called "Mystique: Ages in Time" got a re-release and it looks pretty cool. Alien Armageddon is also getting a new episode set in Japan. All I need now is a new Duke figure and we will officially be eating good.
>>737256220>grabbag.mid
>>737258334still the best video game theme ever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu9vDTs0ciE
>ideas that are not just demolition manI want a DNA shenanigans duke plot inspired by this advert. The aliens decide the only way to beat duke is with another duke so they implant duke DNA into their own soldiers then things get chaotic when a "duke" mutation virus breaks lose.
>>737259131>Duke Nukem ForeverThat didn't age well.
>>737259131>The aliens decide the only way to beat duke is with another duke so they implant duke DNA into their own soldiers then things get chaotic when a "duke" mutation virus breaks lose.They tried that and failed.
>>737256220Happy birthday duke
>>737258417Definitely the catchiest classic shooter theme. That version goes particularly hard too.
*pops your cherry*
For me, it's Bank Roll.
>>737256307
you niggas have no idea what it felt like to be 12 playing Dick Suckem and getting to the strippers. holey moley.
>>737259487Which one was it? I only remember the regular invasions and era where every game was time travel.
Randy Pitchford is a faggot.
>>737260049
>>737256348>>737257885And I'm 26 doeThat's why anyone talking about nostalgia is a retard because I played Duke 3D for the first time this year and fucking loved it
>>737260165Did you play all episodes + expansions? If so, which was your favorite?
Country roads, take me home.
>>737260376>Go away. We're, like, closed.
>>737259747Hotel Hell for me.
This guy single handedly destroy Duke's entire fucking persona and reputation along with it.He's a bisexual left leaning and gay feminist ally now.
Reminder that Duke Nukem canonically hates Nazis, racists and homophobes.
>>737256307Shame about the low letter variety, I can't even think of any insult different than "you like men".
>>737260350I haven't played any of the expansions besides the penthouse one yet but Alien World Order was my favorite episode even though you can't play it with eduke
>>737260594he literally calls people faggots
Anyone played this dlc for bulletstorm?https://store.steampowered.com/app/561730/Duke_Nukems_Bulletstorm_Tour/
>>737260737>even though you can't play it with edukeI haven't used eduke in a long time so I can't confirm, but AWO works on Raze.
>only doom and serious sam remain "standing"Granted, that's still better than being raped to death like Wolfenstein.
https://youtu.be/lHFiWdB1Ix0Any good douk mods? Alien Armageddon aside?
>>737261196AMC Squad.
>>737256348I had a friend born my year (1989) who had the full box set with all the expansions when we were in 4th grade. I moved away and lost contact with him but discovered that he was added to the sex offender registry at age 18 for cp trading.
>>737260667nvm, got one
>>737261242>look it up>still in developmentJesus Christ I remember playing that in like 2018.
>>737260753Duke Nukem eats cum, it's his word
>>737261310They're working on the last episode now. I wasn't really a fan of it A lot of the levels are difficult to navigate, too big and confusing. I like the plot and premise. Im interested to see how the story wraps up.
>>737261196Demon Throne
It would be so easy to create a revival Duke game like they did with Doom
>>737261479he says "gum" , not "cum", esl bastard.
>>737256348I played it with my dad back then, he's 60 now.
>>737261728No it wouldn't, RoTT, Ion Fury, and Shadow Warrior's full-3D spinoffs were total flops, and nu-Doom had some gimmicks and things going for it that were a flash in the bottle.
>>737261753Cum? Get some!
>>737261845Do you really want a BADASS Duke Nukem Eternal™ by Gearbox?
>>737261845>Ion Fury>flop
I used to make levels in this game but now I can't. Can I get a working version of MS-DOS on windows 10?
Happy Birthday Duke 3d.I remember playing your 2d adventures as well. Apogee had something going on back in the day.
>>737260893No, but Bulletstorm was pretty cool.
>>737262847Did Duke invent the quick melee button?
>>737263215It's the first one I'm aware of.
>>737261960I think anon meant it's shitty 3D sequel
>>737261960The sequel Ion Phantom was.
>>737256220Homelander is literally Duke Nukem personified and made insane
>>737263530Phantom Fury sucked because it was made by 3D Realms. Obviously you need a good dev, but I like the character of Shelly
>>737263737based and Shellypilled
>>737260753It was just banter.
>>737259810As a matter of fact I do. The women trapped in the alien stuff were hotter.
>>737261154One and a half good games out of three in the modern era is hardly raped to death.
>>737259747Flood Zone for me
>>737259810you tell me, I first played Duke in 2022 and when I saw a slime babe with naked boobs I started furiously masturbating. Not my proudest fap, I felt like animal in heat
>>737264237uncs had a hard time gooning
>>737261845Hate me on this one but I thought the Shadow Warrior reboot was good.I didn't bother with the games after but that one was decent
>>737263873Shelly more like smelly because 2 out of 3 of her games STINK
>>737264457I only play the good one
>>737264457IF is so good it doesn't matter if every game after is a 0/10 or not. Just like Duke 3D. Literal pinnacle of FPS, nothing after matters.
>>737264515The problem with her good game is that the AI is somehow worse than that of the original duology shadow warrior sucks since the ai will never path to you if there is angle smaller than 90 from where you are and where they are
>>737264712what was the last time you played IF? Was it with dlc? It acts as an update too with new stuff cuz the devs were lazy to backport some stuff to normal version. There been some slight changes and fixes to AI>spoileryou suck. Wang is kino
lets ask gearbox to add duke nukem as a playable vault hunter in borderlands 4
>>737260893Yep. Just Duke doing non-sequitur quips during the cutscenes. No gamplay changes. Amusing, but just that. Good for a replay of Bulletstorm
>no 30th anniversary episode 6
>>737259692even as a kid i couldn't fap to this shit because people were already bringing magazines to school
>>737265602I was too used to other things like Christina aguilera‘s dirrty music video.
>>737264712>shadow warrior suckswrong
>>737258417I prefer the n64 version.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isjbaebcOQU
>>737266946N64 theme is amazing but it sucks that they cut half the song out.
>>737264318It's a good game, but honestly the only thing it has in common with the original is the asian theme and some character's names.
>>737259692>when I discovered you could use the expander on the strippers, but giving them money right before they pop stops them from exploding.>their sprite hits the ceiling as they expand, so they start expanding outward, wider>this was my introduction to inflation fetishism Then I found the artwork of Johnny Swell.
>>737258417>>737266946step aside, let me show you some real tastehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Url3QHHNKSA
>>737267879Get back to work, you slacker!
>>737267651I liked the implications of the shrinker. What I wanted was women going around shrinking and stepping on people. Or else people being shrunk and stepped on by the aliens because I thought the Assault Troopers and Enforcers had sexy feet
Can Duke realistically come back after Randy's shitshow? Or is he doomed to the annals of ancient gaming history forever?
>>737268417Baring a cultural revolution in the west he is not coming back. It can totally see the game that he would come back in, if that revolution happened, but it won't.
>>737268417The Duke3D community is doing a fine job keeping him alive. Also, has anyone tried out that first person mod for Zero Hour?
>>737261541The latest episode wasn't as good as the past ones but their past episodes were really good overall so it's okay. Hard to follow up the fantasy halo episode.I liked the mission on the titan colony a lot. I'm a fan of all those detail-heavy exploration maps, like Snowfall's or that sprawling Egyptian metroidvania level. It's too bad normal games can't be that cool
>>737257446my mother never looked at what I played but the one moment she did was when I probed the cameras and one of them was the was the fucking strip club
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3SBTQQ0GJ0
>>737268989The titan colony broke me.
>>737268417He's too toxic and sexist for modern gaming audience.He might, desu, but as a disabled black transwoman, at best.
>>737257640of all the duke games only 3d and manhatten are actually good lol
>>737272426Shame, I liked it a lot. Loved the colony maze. Loved ducking in and out of the exterior. Flying up the dam. Swapping shells in the alt-barrels for the ghosts. That satisfying PSSH whenever I killed the hardsuit guys. The second half survival section wasn't as good but still kind of neat.
>>737259692SHAKE IT BABY
>playing through savior of babiesThis glorious mod is Russian overkill with parts of brutal doom smashed into Duke 3d. This is absurdly fun.
>>737274647You wanna dance?
>>737274264Levels like that are just a stark deviation from traditional Duke 3D maps. I can still appreciate them for what they are, and the effort that went into them. I felt the same way about the last few levels of the last episode of Alien Armageddon. They were too big, like a serious sam level. Very technically impressive, but nothing like the mid sized backtracking focused maps I'm used to. None of it is bad, I'm just old and dead set in my ways.
>>737274841>babes*Fucking autocorrect man.
>>737274845jill sandwich??
>>737274845That's no prostitute, that's undercover cop Jill Valentine.
>>737274845https://youtu.be/BmHv3YqrJ-k?si=yVK5bRnoue0cBhSh&t=22
>>737256348Unfortunately Zoomers will never know what a world outside of Jewish craziness was before 2003
