AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhttps://www.bandainamcoent.com/news/elden-ring-live-action-adaptation-in-theaters-march-3-2028
>We got an Elden Ring movie confirmed before GTA6. :wilted rose:Bruhhhhhh
So will it be the story before the game or following the "player"
>>737302825Idk any of these people, are there any stinky niggos?
>>737302949Idk but one of them is pate's voice actor from dark souls 2 which is pretty sick
>>737302742Normalfags getting into games was the largest mistake ever. Now all these dev studios are making fucking onions movies instead of games.
>>737302825>Peter SerafinowiczBased, I believe he's been a fan since DS1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LiO2G_SanMI hope they let him play Patches again
>>737302825PEEEETE MY BOY
>>737303000to be fair everyone knew games were gonna be the next thing the fucking parasites in hollywood would glom onto once the capeshit slop ran its course
>americans
>>737302742>90 minutes of some moron rolling around in a swamp
They took this from you..
>>737302742CHICKEN JOCKEY
>>737302742>we made an RPG open world game with vague cryptic lore hidden in the items description, so that each player can have his own experience and interpretation of the game lore>that is why we are now making a fucking movie that will explain the whole lore and give in-game characters a specific characteristics to fit into normie mass media audience
>>737302742let me guess, starring zendaya as melinaand timmy chalamet as tarnished
>>737303302Are you retarded or something
>>737303203how the fuck /v/ didn't bitch and whine at Malenia's VA being a nog?
>>737303403sometimes, but not right now
>>737303416because she was good? People don't give a fuck when Debra Wilson voices a character because she's a good voice actress. They hate it when they put her LIKENESS in the game because she's ugly as fuck
>>737303416they didn't know until months after
>>737303437No you are right now because the full cast list is literally shown in the first post of this threadOr you could've just y'know, clicked the link in the OP
>Radahn's right behind me, isn't he?
>>737303416They didn't face scan her so who gives a fuck.
>>737303416because the only people who bitch if a VA doesn't match the character's race are lefties, and only if the character isn't white, if they are, then anyone can voice them
>>737303497/v/ is 'ebra-core thoughbeit
>>737303497im still floored debra was kit in rift apart
>>737303416>voiced by a black VA>stronk woyman>canonically disabled yet still capable of sending your ass in the stratosphere>dedicated entirely to her warrior role instead of caring about a love interestMalenia is literally the ultimate woke wet dream and barely anyone complained about that, only on the difficulty of the fight. It's actually hilarious.
Thery're going to completely ruin the bleak and lonely tone by making it a party of tarnished adventurers aren't they
>>737302949Nick Offermann is a cool dude, who might be fitting for the role of Godfrey, first Elden Lord. But the thing is, movie game adapations are literally mouthbreather tier so make of this what you want. I´ll already tell you, the Elden Ring movie will be a wholesome chungus for the reddit crowd. You can screenshot ´tis post: They will call a Turtle a Dog somehow in the movie and the crowd will go insane.We´ll have also shit like "Marika did nothing wrong", "A Maidenless Tarnished", "LetMeSoloHer" will have a cameo but he´ll be solo´d by Malenia. Returning Figures will be Alexander, Blaidd, Ranni & Goldmask just for the Memberries.
>>737303523yeah but i don't care about other posts, just the opunless they give me yous
I wonder if the "main" character will die at all, and how much action will even be in the movie. I just can't imagine this not being a group of 3-4 adventurers talking and going along for a MacGuffin. Giving this a 100m budget means you want big returns, and making an artsy movie out of it is not how you do it
>>737303534>turns around>nobody there>glowing fireball in sky behind him>meteor attackKino
>>737303728My biggest speculation is that it will be about the events preceding the beginning of the game, so how life in the capital was going, how each family member of Marika was plotting for themselves and culminating in the killing of Godwyn and the Shattering.
gotta be honest, this is a pretty good casting for John Elden Ring
>directed by a literal communist
I choose to believe it will have an original plot in the midst of the Shattering, or perhaps the arrival of the earliest Tarnished and an ending setting up the world's state in the game.A plot directly involving the demigods or in-game events would be disastrous and kill the mystique
>try finger.... but hole?
>this is Melinanot a fan tbqh
>>737302742>live action
>>737303416No one cares about the race of a voice actor matching but insane leftist.Literally no one of /v/ will say anything bad about Phil Lamar voicing anyone
this has to be Marika I'm assuming
>>737302742zanzibart spare me...
>>7373034161. They didn't know2. She voiced Eillen the Crow in Bloodborne
Elden Ring is such a long experience it would be better as a show not a movie. It will never feel as grand as the game.
>>737302742If this does better than Blizzards Warcraft movie, is there anything western developers have left?
>>737303416What's wrong? Did this place not match what you were told during training?
>>737303937didn't the warcraft movie bomb though?
>>737303813Sweet jesus fuck i've just seen this faggot worked on the halo tv show
Can't wait to see Danny DeVito as Alexander.
>>737303974>Just give me a good whack, right on my behind
>>737302934It'll be a quippy Isekai with multiple hip-hop tracks and you'll like it.
>>737303968He didn't though? He wrote a script for a Halo movie that didn't come out. He had nothing to do with the TV showHowever he was a writer on DmC which is hilarious.
>>737303849Plot about the shattering or Vyke's journey would be doable I think.
>>737302742We will witness a normiefication of the Soulsbornekiroring Community that we never believed to be possible. It has never been more over than it is now.
>>737303416I'd rather have a whitey voiced by a nog than a nog voiced by a whitey
>>737303726ranni is literally the catalyst for the events of the game, she's one of if not the most important characters
>>737304041>I'M THINE ELDEN LORD YOU UGLY SACK OF SHITE!>FUCK THOOOOOOOOOOOU!>FUCK THOU!
>film plays with gameplay elements>MC finds a "hidden passage ahead" message>hits the wall a couple times, nothing happens
>What in... tarnation? Did I just die and come back? I guess that just happened, huh.
>>737302825>peter serafinowiczkino confirmed
>>737302742i hope fromsoft starts making movie games after this
>>737304085it's already turbonormiefied though, what do you mean?
>>737304239that's the only casting I'm genuinely excited about and makes me believe the director actually knows ball
dog
>>737304261me too, just so they can BTFO western game devs at their own thing
>>737302742>>737302825At least it won't be the story of the game and we can completely ignore it. I can't imagine this being any good. The story of the game is really straightforward but they'd probably blend shit up. At least it won't be marvel quipslop.
>>737304294Brother the movie normalfags are a different breed of conflakes.
Is GRRM involved in this?
>>737302742lol it's going to be garbage
Cast him
>>737304362>At least it won't be marvel quipslop
I want this to succeed just to make Kojima mad because his "games" with a cutscene to gameplay rate of 10000:1 never made it and then a rollslop game with a cutscene to gameplay rate of 1:100000 did it before him
>>737304407Shia LaBeouf
>>737304407Which indian actor?
>>737304407>Cast himhe's already been cast
>>737304418None of Garland's recent works are anything like quipslop
>>737304384fat fur turtle
>>737304448Kojima isn't a hollywood director though, and never will be. He doesn't even consider himself one. He makes videogames, and that's ok
>>737302742>A24ah, the "we swear it will be a serious movie" gambit
>>737304496He wants nothing more than to be a Hollywood director, that should be more than clear
miquella better be passable as fuck
>>737304407Me
>>737304407Idris Elba
>>737304384probably notI doubt even From will have much to do with this
>>737304162>I'm tarnished the Elden lord, got an Elden ring to it
>>737303964It was astroturfed. I felt for it myself, all this "hey, it´s not as bad as people painted it to be" and then you´ll get low effort CG with your average hollywood fantasy sloppp. I remember to this day the Orcs looking laughably bad yet people claimed they looked good. Especially the contrast between Thrall with his human looking eyes and everything else being a mix of a WC orc and a human and then we´ll see Garona, it´s literally a green painted girl with some tiny tusks glued on. WoWoWoWWoulnd´t it have the WoW IP tacked on and the astrotrufing for it, it would be a bigger flop than it already was. If you think that I´m crazy or a shizo, my only question would be, if it was successfull and wasn´t astroturfed, why is there neither a sequel or nothing else like a miniseries, a spinnoff or something similar made? Because Blizz shit the bad with the movie. Originally it was planned as a trilogy, that´s why the movie has "the beginning" in the title.
>>737304532>He wants nothing more than to be a Hollywood directorthen why did he make a game development studio after leaving Konami instead of a movie studio?
Alex Garland has a good track record, his only real blemish is DmC
>>737303964yea that's my point.
as somebody that is sick of souls slop garbage, i think this is a good thingi hope they put in the actual debra wilson as a character with a huge afro that berates the main character and keeps saving xim/xerenjoy your elden rangs, faggotsmaybe youll get the simon says prequel the year after if you buy enough tickets
>>737304448His upcoming Death Stranding movie is being produced by the same production company actually. Still, it's amusing how ER was the first one that's going through the filming stage, considering DS has been in the concept stage for a while now.
>>737304448erm, a24 is literally working on a death stranding movie and sony just announced a new director attached to the metal gear movie
>>737304407literally me
>>737304407Jack Black
>>737304594>>737304162
>>737304603Because he can't afford to actually make Norman Sneedus act for him so he has to make him a video game toon
wow bunch of literally whos, very cool
>>737303695Probably because your entire goal is to kill her.
>/v/ will find reasons to be mad at this
>>737303203>Goldsmithoy vey....
>>737303813He must like the frenzied flame ending then.
>>737302949Don't look up who was voicing Malenia.
>>737303416I don't mind if my video game enemies are woke, that's true to life.
>>737304823which one will be ranni?
>>737304461That's Bernhal
I don't get fags who think this will be a hard adaptation.Elden Ring's story wouldn't be a hard adaptation. It's not some complex, intricate narrative.>MC is ambitious>wants to be Elden Lord>kills everyone else who has ambitions>becomes Elden LordA prequel is even easier>family is in power>some want more power>they betray each other
who will she play
>>737302825Pryce is the only real actor here.
>>737304956Rya or her mom
>>737303416because she's good?
lemme ask ya sum...this frenzied flame local?
>>737304823I see a pride flag in one of the backgrounds. Also no blacks casted, and you know they're more vocal than most.
>>737303948He forgot that narratives fluctuate depending on what is needed at the moment.
>>737304953They can't even adapt games where the writing homework was done for them you think they can creatively fill in the holes for an Elden Ring feature film?O i am laffin
>>737305114EVERYTHING becomes local with the frenzied flame
>>737304123>>737304123>ranni is literally the catalyst for the events of the gameAnd you think anyone of the production team cares? All they care about is making as much popreferences as possible for a few % of the 30million who bought the game.>she's one of if not the most important charactersI also played ER but I don´t need a retelling of stuff I´ve learned in the game, especially not if the retelling is made by some greedy goblinoids who don´t care about source material but are interested in some post release sheckles. I´d rather play Elden Ring: Age of Stars or Elden Ring: Lords of Farum Azula than watch another of Vaatis, but now a high cost production, explanation videos for retards who speedread the ingame item descriptions and now don´t know if Radagon or Marika made their pickle tingle.
>>737305134>I see a pride flag in one of the backgroundsthat's crazy, i can't believe that actress is WOKE !!!!!!!!! When do we boycott her ??????
>>737305219didnt ask, plus you're brown
>>737302825>not a single black actor in the listWhat's the catch? I mean good on them then if they're being very accurate to the game since there's not even a single black character in it to my knowledge.
>>737304823Which character is Jonathan Pryce going to be?
>>737303416There actually were some forced threads about this
>>737304123Ranni is ONE of the catalysts
>>737305334Boggart and Jolan have dark skin under their outfits (but no obvious black features) and one of the player character presets is black.
>>737303416The voice line in question>Miquella... forgive me... for I must bloom once more
>>737305392Prolly Ofnir
>>737305443>but no obvious black featuresWhats that?
>>737305334>no black characters>he didn't beat the game as a dinduYou didn't beat the game
>>737305514Fat lips and curly hair
>>737305392>>737305508I doubt all of them will be existing characters, much more likely atleast half are new characters and this takes place before the shattering.
>>737305514>>737305534
>>737305508that would make sense>>737305567I do hope it's not the game's events, fucking nothing happens in the game. It taking place during Night of the Black Knives or some other event would be a lot better
>>737304823>Cailey Spaeny >The one Jap actress Garland kept casting since Ex MachinaIt's Alex Garland's movie alright.
>>737305334>since there's not even a single black character in it to my knowledge.Dungeater looks like a halfie, or a dark skinned downieBlackguard Big Boggart is extremely dark but doesn't look AfricanYura 100% looks like an African
>>737302825Never heard of any of these people, but all of the Fromsoft games do go out of their way to hire literal whos for their voice acting and its always top notch
>>737303416did it upset you? how did it make you feel exactly?
>>737305443Jolan doesn't seem like an actual black, seems more like a fantasy race with their own unique darker skin like Recluse from Nightreign.Boggart might be one though.
>>737304407Jared Leto
>>737305629>>737303849>>737304046A plot about Vyke or other OG Tarnished like Vargram would be cool. There would be a backdrop of more Tarnished adventurers around than we have in the game and it could touch on various factions like dragons and the frenzied lame.Alternatively, if it's about the Shattering, have the cast be commoners/servants/soldiers suffering the consequences, while the demigods are basically frightening presences mostly seen from a distance.
>>737302742>live adaptationHow much gay sex will they force into it?
>>737302742how do you condense a 150 hour game with little narrative into a movie?
>>737302825
>>737305564>>737305595What race is this person?
>>737305324sure thing, Rodruigez.
>>737305567>>737305629>>737305754Do any of you people honestly expect modern hollywood to have enough creativity to do anything other than copy the direct events of the gameThey might even monster hunter it and make it an isekai so half the cast can talk like modern people
>>737303017Is there a video like this but with Aldia?
Wait so who's going to be John E. Ring?And will he wear the raging wolf armor?
>>737305908This is an indo-african hybrid, probably from Mauritius
>>737303416>No face scan>No nigga spiel>Few lines>No SJW propagandaShe did her job and thats it, fuck you and your racist bigoted ass you fucking racist nigger.
>>737305908Uncle Ruckus
>>737306017Chris Pratt
>2028I'm tired of retards announcing shit that won't be out for several years. No point in even announcing it.
>>737303203WHAT?!MY EBONY DOM MOMMY Nepheli Loux™ WAS NOT VOICED BY A STRONG, INDEPENDENT, MOISTURED, THICC, BLACK WOMAN?!
>20282026 is the end of the world though
Here's your Elden Ring movie writer/producer, ser.could be worse honestly
>>737304461who will be his boyfriend?
>>737306214They're playing the marketsA24 may be a private company but bandai is traded, this announcement will bump the share price a bit
>>737306272The Bone Temple was suprisingly kino
>>737303416To be fair she didn't sound like a nigger and only existed to be killed anyway
>>737302742YAAS! can't wait for all the kweens to kick ass and kill all the m*les
>>737303416Hey so a lot of people are being disengenuous when replying to you. It's not because "she was good" or because they didn't face skin her or whatever, it's because no grifter Youtubers made a video telling them to get made about it. That's actually the reason.
>>737306313BIG BLACK BOGART (played by Tariq Nasheed)
Movies fucking suck
>>737305781not sure, but the current meta seems to be copious amounts of man ass, so I'm guessing we'll see a bunch of that
>>737304407mark hamill voicing some random stuntdouble dude in armor
>>737305785the main story of elden ring can be beaten in 20-30 hours easily
>>737306017>Wait so who's going to be John E. Ring?>>737303810
>tarnish uses bloodhound fang the whole movie
>>737306272>Bone Temple>DreddWe're good
>>737305781I mean Fromsoft themselves made Radahn takes it in his big, gaping, smelly, full of twink semen asshole, so the sky's the limit really
>>737306272He actually plays video games at least.
>>737303203>white people voicing black characters and black actors voicing white characters once morethe medium is restored...nature is healing.
I think Kai should portray Miquella when the movie's DLC comes out. Thoughts?
>>737303497>People don't give a fuck when Debra Wilson voices a characteruh, you sure about that?pretty sure there's been racial civil wars regarding Debra Wilson.
>>737303416Why would you care if she doesn't sound like a nigger and you don't see she is a nigger?
>>737306272his last name makes me trust him implicitly
>>737305781Nothing gay in Fromsoft games
cast him
>>737302742Who cares, these movies are not made for the people who play video games
>>737306592VaatiVidya
>>737306558Sex
>>737306558>casting women for male roles
>>737306272How were there two 28 Years movies back to back? The series was forgotten for twenty years and then boom, two movies.
Ben Whishaw has the right whispery from soft vague dialogue voice, but he only makes netflix shit with snarky quippy dialogue, this project is doomed
>>737306558sorry anon, Kai is already 80% of the way to Twink Death, no way he makes it another 5+ years to the second movie
>>737306602bro wants to see gameplay in a movie
>>737302742>2028Everyone already forgot about this slop, by 2028 nobody will even know it existed lmao
Are they going to have a story in it this time?
>>737306592Andrew Shultz
>>737306592Alan Ritchson
>>737306650thats rightit should go to suzy!!
>>737306272Donte?
>>737306592
>>737306658There is supposed to be a third one but part 2 underperformed
>>737306590There was nothing gay in castlevania but that didn't stop alucard from being a bottom bitch
>>737302825Which one of these has the cutest feet?
>>737306272Kino confirmed.
>>737306592Ricky Gervais
>>737302825>i offer you an accord
>>737306707no it's gonna be an avant garde piece where 99% of the footage is gonna be tarnished walking around environments and 5 seconds of fighting at the end
>>737306592Jack Black
>>737302742Cailee Spaeny was the only name I needed to hear
>>737306395This is unironically the only reasonAnd also most people had the chance to make their opinion on the character / fight before knowing this, so if they liked it before, they can still like it. This is why people like coach from l4d2 or alyx from half life, because they liked those characters before being told what to think. If they were made today there would be shitstorms.
>>737306735probably crust buster
>>737306785fat fucking hog
>>737306531yeha, like melon husk, a tru gaymer, like we all are fellow faggots, am i right.
>>737302742>>737302825I don't understand what the story would be. How can yoh make a 2 hour kovie out of that mess? And I say that lovingly because I love the game yet the story is probably the weakest part. I understand the story but there is so much background required to get the characters relationships they cant cram that into a movie.
>>737306558do white women pits have strong smell?
>>737306771that's Marika, not Melina
>>737304596Durotan looked good
>>737302742I wanted them to finally round out the Unknown 9 cinematic UniverseI can't be the only one here who watched all 30 episodes of Unknown 9: The Taylor Files that Bandai funded right?>https://www.bandainamcoent.com/games/unknown-9-awakening/the-taylor-fileswell maybe considering some episode have legitimately 30 views after a year and a half
Unironically cast him
>A24LMAO
>>737306785wait they're putting the Butcher into the elden ring movie?
>>737303416they were to busy complaining about the boss
>>737306830dude you have no idea, it's the strongest aphrodisiac out there
>>737303726>"LetMeSoloHer" will have a cameo but he´ll be solo´d by Malenia.That would unironically be based if it didn't mean that they'd have to acknowledge him
>>737306753>White phantom SIR LORD JIMMY has been summoned
>>737306853RON PEARLMANYO LIL TARNY I JUST ATE RADAGON'S ASS, HOWDYA LIKE THAT LIL TARNY?
>>737302742Who asked for this?
>>737302742can't wait for the majority of the cast to be black
>>737302742anybody who asked for this is a retard and so is who greenlit it. the rest are money grabbing kikes. There is no way anything good comes out of this even if I hope so
>>737306029Melanesians
>>737306891do tell me more...
>>737304956tanith or sellen
>>737306939Me.
>>737306853clancy brown with a cgi buffsuit
>>737304407Mads Mikkelsen
Don't mind me, just on my way to become the Elden Lord.
>>737306853It literally can't be anyone else. HH is too far gone.
>>737306853Stephen Lang
>>737306802>if something isn't made blatantly obvious for social justice points and fits the tone of the game they don't hate itwow you don't sayAlso Alyx, sure maybe with shitposters. But Coach? We love fucking Baz here. People would love Coach.
>>737306590didn't play elden ring did you?
no one is more excited about vidya slopmovies than /v/, it's genuinely baffling
I really hope the first trailer opens with>Zanzibart...
>>737307027Yeah, they would if a YouTuber doesn't make a video about it.
>>737307027yeah coach is a black manwe hate NIGGERS black MEN also hate NIGGERS
I struggle to think of a game that's more incapable of being a film. Tetris maybe?This shit is going to suck bad.
>>737307073
>>737307070>shilltubersTwitter called they want (You) back
>a24>bunch of scam artists. sucker you in with an interesting trailer>give you trash slop 9 times out of tenkeep your expectations very low. especialy if the trailer looks cool
>>737306821Who cares, they're gonna sit down and write a plot out of the bullshit lore sandwich that is Elden Ring's "story" and it's probably gonna be better than the game
>>737306785Based Cailee
>>737306707nigger the movie is made for people like you who think that ER had 0 story. It will have a quick intro of the world how it was before the shattering, night of the black knives will take 5 minutes and then we get the whole ER journey again but this time with a narrator for dense niggers like yourself.
>>737304407Jackie Chan
>>737307075there is a plot and they could play on that easily, issue is it everything else from costumes to cgi to direction and writing will be a cheap piece of shit
>>737305334Negroe please
>>737307075>Tetris maybe?anon...
So.They have to keep the hype alive until the movie releases 2028. Nightreign was a disastrous flop. May we actually see DLC #2 after the Switch 2 release?
>>737306853
>>737307140You're not my mom
>>737307140nah I saw undertone in theaters, it was awesome
how many raceswaps we expecting in the casting?i'm going for at least 8 major characters being browned
>>737305334Ansbach is some sort of a nigga
new ER movie footage leaked, first look at General Radahn
great more humiliation rituals
>>737302825literal whos
>>737302742An Elden Ring movie should probably climax with the shattering and later end with the player-character tarnished waking up.
>>737307208here's a better version
>>737307196"do an all-clear of this open world map" is not a story loser
>>737307201A movie exclusively about the lore would be total garbage and lack all of the dark fantasy elements that comprise the game. Nobody cares about your fucking waifus.
>>737306272he's probably the only big movie director who leads with atmosphere, something like annihiltation is closer to elden ring's atmosphere than anything else released the last 15 years. I put my faith in this man.
>>737303416Because her performance was excellent and not a caricature attempting to "fit in" to a market that doesnt play games
>>737305908A real Australian
>>737307215That's a legal drama about the distribution rights, not about the game itself you tard
>>737307216SotE was already late af
>>737303416they hid it for months
>>737307216miyazaki said only 1 DLC for ER. they prob have like 1 or 2 more big patches for nightreign and that's it. why do you need to keep the hype going? there will just be a big marketing blitz when it's close to release.>>737307219he's got the physique and frame. the acting skills however...>>737307353still jealous of the malenia statue they gave him
>>737306569over her ugly ass face sure, not her voice though
>>737307215That's not about Tetris.It's about the people who made Tetris.
>>737302742I'm not even gonna watch it man. It will make this board unusable too. But it doesn't matter if it's gaming, if it's Fromsoft, movies are fucking trash and this will be no exception.
>>737307216> Nightreign was a disastrous flopon switch and your tranny discord. >May we actually see DLC #2 after the Switch 2 release?yeah nah, instead you´ll get the second disastrous flop but this time for realzies. but let´s be real here for a sec:>They have to keep the hype alive until the movie releases 2028Simply not tru, there are enough peasants who will go there simply because of Consumerism.If you really think though that they won´t start making 6 months before release the same add campaing we currently got with the SF movie, you´re simply a ignorant fool with 0 knowledge how marketing works. You will see at the beginning of 2028 movie trailers, pop ups, ads and more shit just for the movie.
>>737307472You can't really expect anyone excited for a movie to be that smart.
>>737307517>>737307472
>>737306785Thunder thighs
>>737307601Yes, we know you areQuit being a silly little retard
>>737307553Nightreign fucking sucked cock and factually underperformed. It sold a tiny fraction of Elden Ring's numbers.Get your worthless shitsucking retard taste out of here, you smelly bacterial colony.
>>737307140Yeah, I'm already set that this movie will be a steaming pile of fucking shit...I hope to be proven wrong though, but I doubt it.
>>737302825Peter Serafinowickz is the only good cast choice.Everyone else can fuck off.
Full cast
>>737306272oh thank god, i like most of his work. i don't know if we're in good hands but the hands could be worse.
>>737302825>Ron Swanson is inkino confirmed>>737306771Oh, I knew I recognized the name, but I couldn't remember who she was. She's littlefinger's ho in King of Mayorstown.>>737306589I respect Alex's filmography.
>>737307027>>737307073Big Bo my belovedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m7QjqemJRc
>>737307689Yeah it sold lessIt also cost way less to make, its not our fault you can't understand 3rd grade math
>>737307716>Peter Serafinowickz is the only good cast choice
>>737307601You are a stupid fucking moron retard dumbass fuckhead shit-for-brains idiot mongoloid sub-human that picked a fight and immediately lost while crying victim.Kill yourself.
>>737307219He can play Radahn™
>>737307208>>737307403gib nepheli wife
>>737302742>Goyim ringNobody cares.
>>737307768It factually underperformed. Liking shit games does not make you superior, you worthless retard with shit taste.
>>737302825its dark fantasy, it depends more on the director and production to be kino than the actors
>>737306569Debra Wilson has a fine voice she was super sexy in mgs4It is her face that ruins all her appearances.
>>737307839And the source is you made it the fuck up and are delusional enough to believe your own lies
>>737302742meet miriel pastor of vows
Ranni when? No Debra pls.
>>737307720I really like the guy in the bottom right. he was the priest who gets blown up by circe in game of thrones, and I saw him in something else recently, can't remember.also middle left was great in Black Doves. I thinkt hat's what it was called. TV show, it had Keira Knightley.
>>737307787>You are a stupid fucking moron retard dumbass fuckhead shit-for-brains idiot mongoloid sub-human that picked a fight and immediately lost while crying victim. >Kill yourself.
>>737307432Americum please, not everyone rushes from point A to point B just because the thousands of three senteced item descriptions are too hard to arrange in logical order. There´s a story, there are characters who accompany you over your travels and keep you posted on things that recently happened or will happen. Just because you to retarded to read between the lines doesn´t mean that there´s nothing and this is why the movie will have also added value for you and millions of other normniggers.
>>737306834that's Miquella, not Marika
>>737302825>>737302742The most important question is, who's going to play the Dookie Digester?
Cast this Cajun nigga
>>737302742>making this monkey noise for a movieslop adaptationfromslopfags are not even hiding that they are normalfag normgroids anymore
>>737302825>no PoCTHIS IS NOT OKAY!
>>737307973>The fallen leaves.... tell a story...>Of how some nobody nameless dude crossed an empty ruined world with no people in it, killing every living thing in his path, before sitting on a chair in the end and accomplishing nothingabsolute cinema as the kids say nowadays, truly pushes the medium forward
>>737305219>being this mad about a movie called Elden Ring telling the story of Elden Ringyou've gone beyond autism, this is just retardation
>>737307973Based storybro.
Only hentai media gets faithful live-action adaptations and that's a good thing
how come movies can anounce release dates with such precision so far in advance and yet vidya gets delayed so many times
>>737307848elden ring is high fantasy
>>737304407seth rogan
>>737302825>Peter SerafinowiczHe's the only one I care about, he also voiced Pate in DS2.
>>737307689>factually underperformedyeah, in the tranny stratosphere. > It sold a tiny fraction of Elden Ring's numbersTo be precise, it sold in the first week over 1/10th of ERs worldwide sales.Now if you put into perspective, that it wasn´t FS big blockbuster, but rather a side project, cobbled together in 1-2 years max, with 0 expectations of reaching even a fraction of ER´s success... it doesn´t sound like a undeperforming product. It´s considered a community dissapointment but we all know why.A lot of shitters who got carried hard by summoning spirits got filitered. A lot of singleplayer tryhards got filitered. The trannies got filitered because once again FS didn´t had any LBGTQ representation. It´s absolutely understandable that NR is not the community darling but it´s far from the failure you try to make it look like, transnigger.
>>737302825>Serafinowicz>britthat nigga toilet cleaner not an anglo
i thought garland rage quit making movies after civil war
>>737308478The fuck you say?
>>737306272>wrote dreddhes ok in my book.
>>737308049And?Cope and seethe harder faggot LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>737303416Been there, done that
>>737306592anthony burch
>>737308049>I am bothered by people making threads
>>737308316Movies are above video games in hierarchy and have more defined pipelines (mostly). Easier to make too. Studios have decades of experience
the only thing I know this guy from is that sommelier in John Wick, and it was so good I'll assume anything he's a part of will also be kino
Here is your Nepheli bro
>>737306853micky rourke
>>737307920She'll be Indian
>>737302825>Ben WhilshawThe fallen leaves tell a storyOf how a Paddington Bear became Elden Lord.
>>737304689This.
>>737308779She will be cast in Elden Ring XXX
>>737308268>3DPDslop>good
>>737304407Literally me.
>>737305324Thank you snitching Sanchez, you can really smell one of your own
>>737303726pic related is the director's filmographyplease tell me which one of these films is "chungus for the reddit crowd"?
>>737308779Muh dick
>>737309189Dredd
>>737308779
>>737307507>>737307851People still complained about her in Doom and she didn't have her face there
>>737309264Kino.
>>737309306Reddit kino
>>737309189Counter question, which one isn´t? Maybe the first 28 x later was ok. After that? Holljewd.
>>737303929>2. She voiced Eillen the Crow in BloodborneNo she didn't lol
>>737309264>>737309320
>>737309320Self-hating redditor post.
>>737302742forgive me shartzibart
>>737307208>>737307403nepheli isnt really black i think, probably just a tanned tomboy.Especially since shes literally a descendant of Godfrey
>>737303726>Nick Offermann is a cool dudefuck you for making me save this shit
>>737309581sorry anon, crustposting is forbidden outside of /tv/
>>737302742EX-EX-EX-EXALTEDFE-FE-FE-FLESH
>>737308470>singleplayer tryhardsLol what the fuck does that even mean, these games are always best played solo
>>737304478Your right, all of his works is shit though lol.
How will they pull off Maliketh?
>>737309581>supposed to hate Nick Offerman now because of one stupid rule VS all the other kino stuff he's doneDidnt even watch the show so he's not even tarnished for me, your fault for watching a stupid show
>>737302742No way they're gonna adapt the show as is in the game right? Meaning the tarnished becoming Elden Lord?If i had to guess its likely a prequel, probably showing the story that lead up to Marika breaking the Elden Ring.
>>737303203I knew she had to be voiced by a coon. Very grating voice, especially when she says "I am Niglenia, BLAAAADE of mickel-lah!" when you die.
>>737306894kek
>>737302742Bbbbb
>>737310026I just can't see it with a movie runtime, maybe if it was a TV show.If i had a go at it, then i'd pick Vyke's story especially since he's on the cover art
>>737302742>A24It may actually be good for a video game movie
>>737307016thought he was wearing a kippa in the thumbnail.
>>737310279Vyke's story is complete tho
>>737309782A lot of singleplayers whined of the "overtuned" difficulty, "not viable" nightfarers or the lack of a easymode (because the already easy mode, which is singleplay, wasn´t easy enough). Then we got the idiots who thought that NR would be similar to ER, when after watching the first trailer it was clear that it´s more of a rouge like than a singleplayer action rpg. I lump em together under singleplayer tryhards.
>>737310336>(because the already easy mode, which is singleplay, wasn´t easy enough).Solo was patched to be the easy mode, it wasn't that way on day one.
>>737310279Would love to see Vyke rizzing a fucking dragon on the big screen that would be hilarious
>>737310313exactly, they have a concrete story to adapt instead of putting their own fanfiction into the movie.
>>737310026Footage of an already decrepit church of Marika have leaked so at least some parts of it probably take place after the shattering
>>737310458Why do porn fags do this when we see dragons in human formThey're scaly
>>737302742>Alex GarlandMandatory sex scene between a white woman and a black man with the woman explicitly mentioning that he is better than her ex-husband within the first 10 minutes of the movie confirmed.
>>737310612Based
>>737302825lmao
>>737303416she cute
>>737310612Picked up
>>737310394I know, I had NR before the server went up and had to play for 2 days offline. As soon as they went up, on the first 3 days I most of the time paired with others fighting gladius. The only thing which is easier than singleplayer is if you have 2 veterans with you and all 3 know what to do.
>>737303203I'm pretty sure Millicent's VA ia wrong, she's called Allegra something and is white.
>>737310872Lol
>>737310394>Solo was patched to be the easy mode, it wasn't that way on day one.It was horrible on day one. No idea where this "day one was for ril gamers" comes from when you were forced into min-max specific playstyle every run.
>>737310887lol what?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdus1ukpaSoHere she is.
>>737302742>game will get a renaissance>probably will sell 50-60 million in it's life time>we get Elden Ring 2 and Bloodbrone 2I'm hyped /v/ros
>>737309189this one right here
>>737302742How will this work as a movie?are they just going to quote a bunch of popular memes and show a ton of random action fight scenes with random rolling?I don't look forward to whatever the equivalent of "chicken jockey" will be in 2028 I'm sure it will be spammed to death here and all across the internet.
If it's really a post-shattering tarnished story then how do you even make it good? You can't just have every single plot point and conflict resolved with a fight, that would just be boring. There needs to be some intrigue, some twists.
>>737304031>high chance we will get a hip-hop song singing about being maidenlesslmao
>>737309189Dredd is fucking kino you pleb. One of the best action flicks.
Not video games
>>737311265I think that will be super boring, basically game of thrones with a elden ring theme but all of the manchildren will eat it up>"omggg is that hecking non zombified radahn?!?!?!?! omggg is that non grafted godfrey!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>>737306853that's a literal dolph lundgren face scan, the choice is obvious
>>737308779is that Nia Nacci?Titjob ruined it for me
>>737311010Indian
>>737311389Sad news
>>737311592It's not even the same name or person you fucking retard.Apologize.
>>737310612I'm already going to see it, you don't need to keep selling me on it
>>737302825>Cailee SpaenyYes please
>>737306272Garland is based, he's never made anything I would qualify as dogshit.28 Days Later, Dredd, Ex Machina, Sunshine and Anihillation are all excellent films.
>montage of the MC dying in silly ways
>Small government>Common sense gun laws>Bacon>Servicing my divine wife's boyfriend>Firm handshakes
>>737303000the people making the movies are different from the ones making games.
>>737312283
main char will be black and the maiden will be black too
>>737312187Annihilation is dogshit.Garland legitimately thinks that robots are alive and the future of mankind. He's a fucking transhumanist gigajew. He's good at making propaganda, just because the movies are well made it doesn't make them good.
You guys get the feeling that Miyazaki doesn't like sekiro very much by the way they abandoned all plans for dlc for it and never ported any mechanics from it to elden ring (apart from that hidden after thought parry flask in the dlc? Never wanted dlc so much in my life...
>>737312448>Annihilation is dogshit.Certified brainlet
>>737312478Several Sekiro combat arts and the entire stealth system were put into Elden Ring.
>>737312478Yamamura was the lead designer of Sekirohe went on to do AC6 which is why it has that retarded posture break mechanic in that
>>737309581He's gonna play "D", and his boyfriend will be "Corhyn"
>>737302825>Peter SerafinowiczCERTIFIEDKINOI don't know who the other people are, and I don't care.
>>737312691Got gud nigga
>>737312478>they abandoned all plans for dlcWhat plans?
>>737308779I love her
Predict the hollywoodisms>dramatic voiceover loredump, explains people were stripped of grace and exiled>music record scratches, MC interjects "what so I'm like some kind of... tarnished??">montage of him beating soldiers with slapstick in slowmo while some zoomercore pop plays ironically>BAM! Scion jumps in behind him as he poses triumphantly>uhhh, maybe we can talk about this??>WHAM! gets sent flying, goofy scream, closeup of face and flailing arms>CRASH! uggghh I'm gonna feel that tomorrow!>"I am Melina and I offer you an acco-" (tarnished playing with Torrent, gets kicked) "WHAT are you doing!??">epic wide shot of charging at Margit, sword drawn, epic music>cut to cliff edge: empty frame, music cuts, then MC sails off with a high, cartoonish scream. >repeats ten times, each fall more absurd (tumble, cartwheel, t-pose, dabbing)>Margit: “You’re the worst Tarnished I’ve ever seen.”>“You’re right; I’m terrible. Terribly persistent.”>final fight against Malenia (for some reason)>It's over, you can't beat me>I know, but he can>LetMeSoloHer crashes through the wall and wins easily
>>737312829I beat both the posture works for Sekiro, not for AC
>>7373027422 hours of a guy rolling around on the ground? Pass.
>>737307716>>737307779I could see him play a very good Gideon even though he's not an older gentleman
>>737309189based anon, this thread has only convined me how good this movie has the potential to be, lmaoing at all you redditor quartering drones itt
>>737303207Slop? In my slop franchise? More likely than you might think!
How many e-celeb cameos and community in-jokes will there be? You know there will be at least one.
>>737312516I liked certain aspects but it's propaganda. The protagonist literally cucks her husband with a black guy lmao. Pls all the other feminist bullshit, as per usual with Garland.Are we going to pretend it's not?
>>737312952Of the movies I have seen form him, I expect basically none except maybe the wide shot with epic music epic music.
>>737311168cute kot
WHO'S GOING TO PLAY THE POOPOO PILFERER???
>>737303416There actually were a few posts about it. Voice actors being of a different race than their characters has never been considered a big deal.
adaptation of fucking what?>hurr durr we need to make movieslop, what is popular>game with flavor texts for story>perfect
>game is mostly gameplayhow the fuck are they making a movie out of this?
>>737302742this is genuinely the worst big game they could have adapted. it literally cannot be good.
>>737302825>emmanicepasty alien needs to be cast more
>>737313235It takes an unhealthy degree of brainrot to care or even notice that
>>737312448annihilation adds an entry to the mere handful of decent cosmic horror movies out there, you don't appreciate it nearly enough if you write it off as dogshit, illegally bad taste
>>737312952>>737313128>>737313279Have you ever seen a single A24 movie? Clearly not.I guess Green Knight would be a close comparison to the source material.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS6ksY8xWCY>>737313394>>737313397>>737313447It will be what kids these days call a "slowburn".
>>737302742The only way I can see this movie be interesting is if it doesn't follow the main story of the game.The best part of these games is experiencing the world yourself so just seeing the same shit but in movie form is boring as hell. But this movie is for the normalfags that got into elden ring that will clap their feet together with their mouths agape overflowing with popcorn and candy when they see thing from the game.
>>737302825CAILEE BROS WE WON. WHO'S BITCH?>Melina>Ranni>Marika>Hyetta>Roderika
>>737302825>Jefferson Hallmy nigga
>>737309189Warfare was fucking great, just straight up me and the boys + a fucking horror movie
Armored Core 6 or even Sekiro would have made way better movies.
>A24hoo boy
>>737302825>Ron Swanson of all people
>>737313604I dont remember her being this FAT
>>737313653soulsslop deserves noless. a match made in heaven
You'd have to completely lack understanding of the source to even think you could make this.
>Bloodborne and ER movieCan these moviefags just fuck off from my vidya
>>737309189Annihilation was just a TLOU clone besides the last 20 minutes
>>737312652I suppose you're right. Still, nothing that really changes how you play the core game. Waiting for ER all those years only for it to be basic Dark souls 3 rollspam gameplay with a ton of reused animations to boot was just huge letdown. It's now hailed as this immortal masterpiece because it was so many people's first introduction to the series but it really didn't move the needle in any meaninful way for the series in terms of gameplay apart from jumping over a few ground slam attacks I suppose.
>>737313491You are literally a brainwashed NPC uncapable of individual thinking.You can't notice patters and you react aggressively when people point them out.Despicable creature.>>737313504What does this even mean? I have to like it or avoid any criticism because... it's an entry point movie for a niche genre?What logic is that?Why would I want people who can't think ruining something I love?
>>737313778>brainwashedThe irony.
>>737305692this isnt fromsoft and these arent literal whos. youre just ignorant.
>look it's a movie about a game you played!>PLEASE PLEASE GO WATCH MY MOVIESLOPI don't even need to know anything about the director/actors to know there is going to be shitty memes like letmefaggother
>>737313819>just accept cuckolding bro>just accept feminism broNo.There's no irony here and you are not able to point it out.
>>737313543I guess the vibes could work
>>737302825>all the stars are here
>>737313771>Waiting for ER all those years only for it to be basic Dark souls 3 rollspam gameplayYou can duck and jump many attacks and they even made shields significantly better. The game wasn't rollspam you just played it that way. You can also beat a bunch of bosses in sekiro in a similar way where you completely avoid the posture system by poking bosses and just sprinting away from them once they start attacking.
>I'm Tarnished, John Tarnished.>THIS SUMMER>Poppy remix of Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash starts playing
>>737309189I think people really need to temper their expectations for ER. It has a pretty modest budget for the material ($100 million), it's a A24 production (arthouse studio) and it's directed by a guy who typically does slow moving films with a focus on themes and characters not action.I would watch Green Knight and The Northman as preparation for what to expect from this.
>>737313741BB movie is animated, though
>>737313741Kys faggot
>>737313967>Marika shattering the elden ring with flashes to back>soft female vocals come in>and it... burns.. burns... burns...
>>737313741>he isn't ready for rollslop the movie™
I really don't know why they're making a movie out of this. I love From's games but I hate it when devs do shit like this. I don't want their games turned into movies.
>>737306569Learn how to read a full fucking sentence instead of half quoting someone and cutting off the literal point of their post that would invalidate your stupid question. Better yet, kys.
>>737314171shut up bitch, my friends and I will be SAT for this
>>737313967>"Rated PG13">Shows jar people dancing on a white backdrop
>>737314171The only one I can actually see working as a movie is Bloodborne and it would have to be a prequel about the Church/Byrgenwerth. The actual game wouldn't work as a movie.But supposedly Garland approached FromSoft with the script and tons of concept art and convinced them it was a good idea. Dunno how true that is considering they also greenlit Jacksepticeye's bloodborne anime.
>>737303695>>dedicated entirely to her warrior role instead of caring about a love interestExcept this is objectively false. She's sitting and rotting while waiting for her love interest to come home. She's dedicated to a chair and a tree, not a warrior role. The ONLY reason she fights is because you show up to kill her.
>>737302825I like Jonathan Pryce.
>>737303937Warcraft movie was the most successful game movie until the new Mario one. Made hundreds of millions. Blizzard wanted to lose money to be bought out, that's why they didn't make more.
>>737314329Wait, so is the movie an adaptation of the game's "story" or a prequel? I thought it would make more sense to base it off of whatever GRRM wrote for Zaki
>>737314171>I hate it when devs do shit like thisthe devs aren't doing shit, they're just leasing their IP
>>737314329It's not an anime.
>>737314517Well yeah, I know they're not making it but I'm annoyed that they're letting it happen.
>>737313071I will take everything that you have
Shame they had to go for Elden ring for popularity's sake. The lore is just a puddle deep kitchen sink mix of all their previous games. Just compare ds hollowing and humanity/souls or bb insight madness, or the sekiro revive corrupting the land and how well the rest of the games build a thematically coherent world around those ideas, then take elden ring with the afterthought madness frenzy flame shit trying to fit within the same world as the undead that are just there because ds and golden order and all the other shit, it's just too much and undercooked. Dark souls was the obvious choice here. Funnily enough we're getting every other ip adapted than that one, with sekiro and bb animated stuff.
>eagles fly the elden ring to mount torrent
Director seems pretty chill. This is from 5 years ago and while he talks specifically about DS and how he can't imagine it working in a different medium, the fact that he picked up elden ring, got me curious.https://youtu.be/TMdasaWiYD8?t=844
>>737313128There will be none Jamal, go watch BET or some Shiiiet
>>737303964>>737314421It's a Pacific Rim situation.It actually did pretty well at the box office ($440 million on a $160 million budget) but the vast majority of the earnings were in China so it ended up losing $15-30 million. Production studios earn very little on a Chinese ticket sale compared to domestic.Sequels typically cost more and earn less so it doesn't make a lot of sense to keep investing in it.I would love to see a Diablo HBO series desu. Really dark fantasy. Seems like it would be cheaper to make than Warcraft.
>>737312952kino
>>737307693RIP to a real one, genuinely likable dude.Miss this guy like you wouldn't believe.
>>737314486I doubt Garland had access to any of GRRM's material so I'm guessing it's either his interpretation of the game's story (less likely) or a completely original story within the world of Elden Ring (most likely).
>>737308682Would,Bri'ish curry pussy tend to be endearing and cute...
>>737307752Was he kink when he was kissing dudes on TLOU?
I genuinely, GENUINELY don't understand the obsession with adapting games into movies or tv shows. I do not get why anyone gets excited about it, what's there to even want, why so many people act like it means the game has "made it" in the world. Can anyone explain why I should give this any grace and even want it to be tolerable? Would anyone give as much of a shit if it was announced Wolf of Wall Street was getting adapted as a comic book?
>>737314517miyazaki would sell off all his IP in a heartbeat at the first chance to scan feet of young boys in hollywood like kojima
>>737307720>Marika>Corhyn>Godfrey>Kenneth>Varre>Tanith>Rya>Patches>Melina>Alexander>Rykard>Gideon
>>737311673Sperg
>>737314849It's based more people will get to know From Software games which will mean we get more From Software games. There's zero lose for you faggot.
>>737314682>Shame they had to go for Elden ring for popularity's sake. The lore is just a puddle deep kitchen sink mix of all their previous gamesFalse statements.
>>737314954And there's zero chance you are white.
WHO IS GETTING BLACKWASHED?TAKING BETS NOW.
>>737315004malding because From doesn't do MTX and Japan doesn't support Israel?
>>737306237Everyday is the end of the word brother...
>>737314948You have been proven wrong. Apologize.
>>737304407Asmongold
>>737314849It's not even an adaptation if the movie ends up being a prequel, just an extension of the universe. You can treat it as an extended intro cutscene for the game
>>737315013Garland only hires white people and white looking latinos.The black girl in Annihilation is literally the only black person in any of his movies.Seriously look through his filmography.
>>737315013Go to bed pops, that's so 2010ish.. Ask yourself instead, who's getting trannywashed?!
>>737314983if you didn't roll your eyes at the piss filter reskin winter lanterns in the assassins creed kneehigh grass in some shallow attempt at bloodborne's cosmic horror suddeection then I don't know what to tell you, get some standards
Best case scenario this is an adaption of Vyke's journey and isn't just a retelling of the game's events.
>>737315201>FromSoft adaptation has a trans characteroh no they're butchering the source material...
>>737315076>anouma_flying.gifwhy did anouma make a game about flying on a bird in a world of sky islands, but then create three small islands with chests and a bamboo minigame, then put the rest of the content on the ground accessed through big laserbeams in the empty sky?
>>737306272>has only made "weak evil white men get beaten up by powerful girlbosses" stuff for the last 10 years. grim
>>737315474Perfect for a Ranni centric movie.
>>737306272>Garland wrote DMC: FUCK YOU editionI like him but jesus christ that's badhe should denounce that shit
>>737315080Ranni is an Indian name
>>737315298That's not a trannie, he's just groomed and crossdressing.
>>737315298Excuse moi nigga, This an Elden Ring movie™, not a Dark Slop miniseries
>Trailer for ER: The game: The movie>You see the tarnished in a life and death battle against a Tree Sentinel>Good fight choreography but in the end the tarnished is slammed against the ground and about to have his head taken off by the Sentinel>*Record scratch>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGHxIKa31Jk>Verily that is me, thou mayest be wondering how I hast ended up in thine predicament>SENTINEL JOCKEY!COMING 2028
>>737315229I have no problem with assets beign reused, eveyone does it and it's intelligent.Doesn't mean each does not have its own dignity.
>>737306558Christ, those dead fuckin eyes.
>>737315013The tarnished
>>737305443>blackguard big boggart>he's blackof course
>>737315786when you're ritualistically molested since you were 4 that tends to happen
>>737315013definitely Blaidd
>>737304823who's the player character?
>>737314954I have seen too many communities get torn apart by getting too popular and letting the wrong kinds of people in. You want Fromsoft games to attract Hazbin Hotel fans?
Heh..Kojimbo must be fucking seething right now...He fucking despises Miyazaki, and now he is getting a fucking "blockbuster" of this fairly new IP, when he has been trying to weasel his way in to Hollywood.I wonder if he REEEEEEEEEE'd when he found out about this project. KEK
>>737303017This, he's a funny guy
>>737315939Death Stranding is getting a movie from the same studio...They offered to let him direct too and he turned it down because he's busy making games..
>>737315939Kojima is Japan's Cuckkmann
>>737303017His voice is so fucking sexy.Didn't realize he's Pete from Shaun of the Dead too lol.
>>737316135Nigga u Gay
>>737315939This guy has a humiliation fetish
>>737307787LMAO U MAD BRO?
>>737308779BWC inhaler.
>>737316135He's mostly a comedic actor so he'd make an awesome Patcheshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCLn94xi1LQ
>>737316459Idk why you guys pretend blacks don't have bigger dicks than you
>>737302742>filmed for Imaxjust uses a digital camera with the end result looking like a giant blurry Playstation 3 cutscene. Typical capeshit.>shot in Imaxactual 70mm film where most of the movie is shot in camera and it looks pretty damn impressive. Nolanshit.KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
>>737309292People complained because The Dark Ages was ass in general
>>737309560Good morning saar!
>>737309292Did anyone watch the cutscenes in TDA?I don't get why id keeps making them. It's just an excuse to kill demons.
>>737302742This won't be good, it just can't
>>737304689>sings a song about rape and defilementBook it
>>737305134Are there any black characters besides the based crab man?